This "Roast Song" Is The Worst Thing Ever Made 

"your arguments are weak, your logic flawed" Why do antis keep describing themselves?

"leaves a a sour taste in my mouth like a bad song" The utter lack of awareness is awesome.

"proship is bad because it affects reality" "selfharm is totally ok even though its real and the stuff that we condemn in fiction"

The containment breach of tumblr and its consequences have been a disaster for society

'proshipping is a joke' most ships are jokes if you think about it. and normal people laugh at the jokes that appeal to their sense of humor. it's that simple

We can blame the parents of these users for allowing them unlimited access to the internet while not being taught about responsibility or given any

Keeping children out of adult spaces is unethical segregation...? That really does sound like something that a predator says.

I love how even Rev couldn’t even make it all the way through without laughing

11:29 This is so true! I can't tell you how many shows/cartoons I've seen where the moral lesson is to be an empathetic and kind person with a fanbase of morally repulsive people who chronically harass anyone they don't like. Its not the fiction, its them.

I cringed exactly once. The issue is... it started and never stopped.

i hate antis but i also hate shippers that forces their ships onto others and deemed it as cannon and would stop at nothing until it does became cannon

WE'RE NOT MAKING IT OUT THE BASEMENT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣

Let people enjoy fictional things in any way they want as long as nobody real is harmed

Might get better results if they just asked Chat GPT to write it for them.

9:28 oh do I got a story for y’all. I unfollowed someone who outed themselves as an Anti and after they basically said, “it’s ironic that people who write/read underage character x adult character fanfics have minors DNI on their page.” And I was sitting there, reading what they said *six* times still attempting to process what they said. Underage x Adult is gross, I will admit that, no one is saying that it isn’t gross, but this person insinuated that the people that write or read about that actually want that in real life, which is just false. There are people that project, yes, but not always, so it’s a bad generalization. Plus, it is still Minors DNI in adult spaces no matter what genre of pr0n someone makes, a minor should not be interacting with that at all, full stop.

It's hilarious to see these zoomers when they are approaching adult age and are having a meltdown about them liking a young character 😭 I cringed throughout that song. My face collapsed in on itself

Remember a adage from this Primarina enjoyer:"Fictional characters have no rights or ability to object or even claim abuse and to treat as such is pure asinine and no more deluded for seeking justice of a fan made couple of two cartoons Wither you like said romance or not itself is fine but not extremes of for or against Cause Remember at the end of the day the ship will most likely not be Canon"

How am I in the same generation with these people? It is baffling how humans can turn from philosophers who gave life changing lessons to whatever of a mess this is.

I'm not a proshipper, but I'm also not an antishipper. I just don't care, I just find the idea of "shipping" to be silly and harmless, you're just expressing you like the idea of two fictional characters being together in a romantical relationship, and it's just so pointless, these aren't real people, so why even bother being mad about it? To any proshipper reading this, as long as you don't cause any real world harm, keep doing what you like, it's completely inoffensive and no one should be mad about what you like if no one is being harmed.

I think it's safe to say with confidence that these people are officially beyond help. They cannot be reasoned with as a very concept of reality and the human mind is shattered and twisted into something unrecognizable. And all this is for the sake of clout and personal feelings rather than actual fact. Not to mention the actual lives of real living people are a secondary concern. They are a legitimate menace to society that are not above watching the world burn just to have their way.

I find the word problematic to be problematic and will instantly make me disregard there opinions same with the word offensive i do not care

At this point, being proship is genuinely a requirement for both being a functional adult and being a good person.

I think that song was AI generated. It was way too corny and literal to be made by a human that isn't 13 years old.

- Doktor! Turn off my cringe inhibitors! - But Raiden, you will write songs again! - DO IT!

"leave the proshippers bwhind, lwts prevail" Well, proshippers certainly living rent free in this guy's head that's for sure.

3:48 Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

The problem with saying that any *reasonable adult* wouldn’t be agree to you definition of pro-ship, is that antis are neither reasonable, nor do they qualify as adults (at least emotionally)

Unless it's a real thing or child or something it's not a problem 💀.... People who do have a problem just want something to complain about and pretend to be helpful in stopping when they've done nothing of value in reality

People that use the word "Problematic" requires slapping each time they use the word "Problematic". Biggest nonsense word to ever come to the internet.

"Damn, this place seems pretty unsafe and inappropriate for children to be in. We should keep them out." Twitter Users: "OmG Thts SegRaGatIOn. We Cnt baN KidS frM PlAcS tHey Dn'T BeloNg." "Uhmm, this is a steel mill."

No cringe in that song. Just nothing but chuckles over how pathetic the song is. And I'm sure their flow would be horrifying.

I cringed so hard, I pulled something. This is like a 90s era, D.A.R.E. song written by a kid. Holy fuckballs

I have not only lost all faith in humanity and I dont want to be human anymore

sometimes, i feel that antis are just fans in denile. Regardless of what their against

Chris-Chan quality song writing

Song? That was slam-cringe poetry. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

That person that made that cringe as f song, roasted herself and crashed her own ship into the proverbial iceberg. Like damn, those antis need a reality check.

Starting a song with a "Listen up" is one of the worst songwriting decisions you could ever make. It's the equivalent of starting a rap with "My name is ____, and I'm here to say". It just sank further and further, took a brief pause for breath by using the word "frail", and then continued to sink further from there. I could feel the bones in my forearms disintegrate from all the cringe. It's Teracringe!

These people are genuinely insane. If this is how they behave on the internet, where everyone and their mom can see what you post, then how do they behave when they think they're alone.

im cringing at the fact that someone put it in the effort to type a rap song about shipping

Don't get me wrong, fiction CAN have an affect on people. You could watch an inspiring movie and decide to change how you treat others and the world around you. You can also see a propaganda film made by the bad people from WW2 and decide to commit atrocities. That being said you could also just do the opposite. Watch the inspiring movie and decide to burn the world because you become nihilistic or watch the propaganda film and decide to treat other better seeing what darkness lies in the world. Fiction can only affect you some much as you're willing to be affected. It all comes down to what you decide to do with your own god damn free will. I can play Pokemon since I was not even old enough to read until the present day and yet i wont go around tying up random animals and making them fight because I can distinguish between fiction and reality and have a developed moral character that can tell right from wrong, something Twitter users don't have hence the projection.

Reminds me of that one filthy frank video where he jokes about people in the comment section making rap verses and such haha

I'm glad my literary interests don't define me. If that were the case, I'd have been in an isekai world where everything is determined by dice rolling mechanics.

If you write a song about pro shippers, you might be in desperate need for a life.

LMAO whoever wrote this doesn't need to be calling anything a "joke"

"Fiction affects reality" is actually true, the issue is that it doesn't do it in a straightforward / predictable manner. Some people think "violence in media => violence in real life" but it can do the exact opposite (that's called catharsis). Otherwise it'd be a moral imperative never to portray anything bad in media.

These people have a simple morality: what I like is good, and what I don’t like should not be. Who I don’t like should self delete.

"Clown Planet." - Carl Vernon

I was in tears by the first chorus

That song sounds like something generated by ChatGPT if I’m being honest. Either that or the person who released it is a glorified NPC robot that can’t think for themselves.

fun fact:you can actually date or marry a fictional character using the AI chatbots

Have you heard of the new anime coming out this January? It's called Gushing Over Magical Girls, and I will bet that Twitter will absolutely hate it! It has some very interesting themes!

"oh I'm die, thank you forever"

This "song" is written like a rap song from a kid's cartoon. Regardless of how that probably reflects their age or not, why would they think that this is something that wouldn't get them laughed at?

After hearing YongYea's rendition of "Judgement" I thought nothing can surpass those levels of cringe. I was wrong. Dead wrong.

Kids should never be in adult spaces ever , and if anyone ever tells u otherwise that person is def suspicious. I think last park “what consume in fiction does not tell who u are as a person “ I need a meme of that to save time .

As somebody who likes poetry has zero social media or interaction with brain dead content like this…My cringe count was five full retorts. Rev, you are paying for my medical bills. But anyway, glad we live in a world where a couple of pixels has move value than a human life. Wild that, really.

"Unproblematic" The word "problematic" is a HUGE indicator you're talking to a psycho.

I have no problem with Proshippers until they start harrassing the CREATOR of the characters for not creating the ship they want.

I cringed exactly once because I never stopped from the time I started reading the lyrics. I cringe d all the way through.

she roasted herself lol

I´d like to imagine Strawb passing by your door or being in general earshot and cringing herself into a hernia somewhere in a corner. But i´m sure she wasn´t else we would´ve heard her scream. I know i did.

I'm not a pro shipper and I'm not an anti shipper and really I don't care. I say let people ship whoever they want as long as they don't hurt or harass anyone. I don't know why Twitter is making such a big deal out of it

6:12 when I last looked at an archive about this before the loading stalled, 55 people calling lolicons pdfphiles were the actual ones.

Well... it's definitely up there with Toxic Gossip Train

The roast song sounds like a rap song that ben shapiro would write

Such a great talent, they should have kept it hidden 😂

I've never tried to rap before, but I am extremely gifted with an expansive vocabulary. So I guarantee that even if I can't do the song I write Justice. I can at least write something 1000 times better than what you just read.

This is where my ageism comes from. Annoying brats just can't mind their own damn business.

bro that song lyric's sounds like a Dr. Seuss Book on proshipper

That sounds like ChatGPT wrote it.

I exactly cringed 16 Times for this Song- One time for every Line

between 8 and 9 it sort of blended together at the end as a long and continuous one. Someone put this through a Spongebob AI voice to get it sounding as stupid as it is

Erm... Rev look I love you but that song twisted all my limbs into double knotted pretzels. I might need to see a doctor for the overdose you have given me. You might be wondering how I'm typing this... The nose is a sturdy thing.

Wannabe Soundcloud Rappers write better lyrics than that Anti. Chris Chan writes better lyrics that that Anti.

The last comment really is satisfyingly worded that I never would have realised on my own bc yeah, for as much as antis keep trying to preach 'good morals' to be shown in media and not have anything they deem as 'problematic' to be shown, pretty damn ironic that their take on fiction heavily affecting reality still leaves them off as horrible human beings, despite all the 'good' content they consume

As a human that writes rap music just for fun… this was the weakest “roast” I’ve seen 🤣 it made me think my middle school raps were actually okay, knowing full well they were hotdog water lmao

It was not cringe when rev was reading it but I was still scared because I thought they made a music video.

Gen Z (Zoomers) were raised by Gen X with very little understanding of how unrestricted access to the internet could fuck up the minds, combined with the rise of TikTok brain rotting individuals into having the attention span of a fly and the desire to clout chase by any means necessary, there were destined to be a fucked up generation that will do anything for validation and fame (whether it’s being famous or infamous). Let’s pray that humanity learns from our greatest failures of the last millennia and will take better care raising Gen A to recover from the setback that is Gen Z.

Being cringy is nothing new for antis, it's already a daily occurence. But this "song" takes it to another level.

Its kind of funny how proshipping has become so "taboo" in the eyes of antis. When i was a kid playing mortal Kombat i used to ship my favorite characters together, because i just thought it was fun making up my own stories in my head while i play various games. Its just fun and harmless, it gives you a sense of creative freedom and inspiration. Because i even started writing my own little short stories because of it. But nowadays people dont know the difference between fiction and reality

Pretty sure my favs would not because gasp they arent real I really love this trend of treating objects like people and actual people like objects

The foxy plushie PFP is the perfect cherry on top of it all.

GOES HARD ON MUTE 🔥🔥🔥

The second I heard the first line of the first verse, I literally exploded from cringe. Confetti EVERYWEHRE. Did I win?

I'm not sure about my reaction if I read it myself but Rév reading it was hilarious

cringed 24 times, one for each line... and that is the most i've cringed over something...

Never in my life I've feel so grateful to have an ad in the middle of a video

On a scale of 0 to this is why we drop colonies on Earth, I'd give the song about a four

I'm not a shipper in the typical sense, I just find shipping two anime characters or whatever to be pointless so it's not my thing. But I am a proshipper because I abide by the very definition - I respect peoples' right to ship whatever fictional characters they want because who even cares? The only shipping I care about is the ships I do in roleplay with fellow consenting adults, which can have dark and/or taboo themes but it's fiction and we're both consenting adult roleplayers. Do I condone those same themes in real life? No, because like any rational human being I can differentiate fiction and reality. But unfortunately, the Discord roleplay community is being infested with these same Twitter freak-type people who think anything remotely "problematic" should be completely banned from roleplay and even made illegal to roleplay; seriously, if you don't like it, just don't roleplay it, it's that easy. And unfortunately, these people are becoming the majority in the Discord roleplay community, when before, the roleplay community was just a bunch of chill people who just wanted to be creative and have literary freedom. All the big roleplay hubs are now catering to these Twitter freak-types and now because of it, the Discord roleplay community is basically dying and becoming a shell of its former self. Let's just hope we can get an exodus going so all the actual good roleplayers can move to Guilded (an objectively better Discord competitor) and we can establish a roleplay community there.

my cringe count: 21

4:20 You reading it monotone makes it sounds like a horribly made poem. lol

My add made me block out 80% of the song so I didn't take much psychological damage from it

I'm already cringing and I haven't even seen it.

I only cringed once. How? That's my secret, captain. I'm always cringing.

8:00 social media really is a blight. this is the kind of things the people able to respond to that tweet are for? 9:51 tell me they want no barriers between them and anything they want, while trying to make it sound high and mighty. utterly disgusting. Im siding more and more with mechanicus every day.

What's missing is a ukelele sheet music

1:56 "any reasonable adult" bold of you to assume the majority of them aint 14 yr olds

10:38 "Ackshually, I did a media course, so your lived experience of being a normal, decent person who just happens to have some odd tastes is invalid 🤓"

"How many times did you cringe?" Well, technically once, but I it didn't stop till well after the song, so....