Three Stooges jokes, comebacks and one liners 

Captain: "...And if this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise." Curly: "But you couldn't do that Captain. We don't get up that early."

Thanks for this. A lot of people miss the hilarious dialogue and focus so much on the slap stick.

"A terrific headache" FDR's last words

1:05 That made me laugh harder than it should. Seeing the vase come out of fucking nowhere to moe stiffly falling over.

Shemp: I have an uncle who can makes things disappear. Moe: Was he a magician? Shemp: No, he’s a kleptomaniac! 🤣

From Uncivil Warriors: Larry: Pardon me, I’ve got a weak back. Reb officer: Since when did you have a weak back? Larry: Oh, about a week back. 🤣

Are you married or are you happy!

Curly: "Would you care to dance?" Woman: "Do you Rumba?" Curly: "Only when I take bicarbonate, nyuck nyuck nyuck."

The early stooges were the BEST!! Love the colorized versions, adds a huge dimension to their comedy.

"You say you don't know what to do about a woman bein' annoyed by a man with a wooden leg named Smith!?"

I think i would look stunning in that riding habit. Curly: i think there would be trouble telling which one was the horse!

Perhaps not here but Curley says, I think ..." and Moe cuts in "When you think you weaken the nation". And the "Press", "Press", "Pull" at the golf course.

The Three Stooges Rock !!

There's one joke Curly makes in "Yes, We Have No Bonanza" that would have tons of sensitives in an uproar: “Oh boy, I can see it now. Me coming home from a hard day's work. I whistle for the dog and my wife comes out.” Ooooooooh!

Thank.s Great selection.

I think the jokes they mentioned are dirty and funny.

Old guy at work said, that I’m like curly. Now I know why long live the Curlyisms party.

The Titans of comedy.

7:27 Lmao

5:19 lol

Boy are you um day

So many women including me love moe, jerome original curly Moe's and shemp's brother and of course Larry and Samuel shemp 😁🥰

W,O,...WOOF! 😂

See the deer does have any doe yeah two bucks

What name episodes?

15:37 15:56

Based

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Some of these feel like shitposts