Tik Toks That Belong On The FBI Most Wanted List 

Didn’t realize what the Elliot Page one was saying so deleting it. Sorry if you got offended.

3:32 Can openers were invented almost 50 years after the invention of the can. A hammer and a chisel were commonly used before then.

8:21 MY BRAIN FULL ON WENT WHEN I WAS I YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

3:50 that's some alice in wonderland stuff

The girl crying about making an appointment as adult is funny af, also she looks really pretty

Yoooo, at 7:40 a fUCKING emergency flood alert went off and i deadass thought it was part of the video. IM FUCKING DYING 🤣

12:30 yoooooo 💀😂

5:33 bro, why is that so true tho. Like I have a dog that we looked at for months, trying to find the perfect one and then once we found it, we drove 4 hours to pick her up. But then there is my grandmother who has two cats both of which she just found on the street as kittens

8:12 any anime fans from mha because this man reminds me of fatgum (not trying to be rude)

the one about making appointments as an adult is so accurate it hurts

5:36 The fact that one of my teachers literally has a cat allergy but still felt bad for her stray cat that she found so then she kept the cat

Bro when the guy was talking about putting the 50% off sticker on the chicken, an ad for chicken popped up with zero warning

I have this quirky trait where I can Gleek on command which less than 1% of people can do.

1:55 im fucking crying 🤣 Numba one we got "bene" Numba 2 we got "hee"

He really didnt wanna say secure the bag lol

That last one GIRL PREACH!!!!

3:32 just listened to anpodcast episode about this. But short term answer is cans came first can opener second. And it wasnt for like at least 200 years.

0:13 I screamed DAZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I'm 2 minutes in, trying to suffocate my laughter in the back seat of my uber. I can't continue rn. BRB.

GenZ is gonna make it to where the customer is gonna be on the verge of crying over having to call for a hair appointment, while the hair dresser is also in the verge of crying. Just in a more professional way.

5:55 I got my cat by literally going to a friends house and one of their cats loved me so much he let me take it home

9:27 noob, only real pros know that you only get 7 levels back 😎

12:05 M-my grandma had been in a wheelchair for as long as I can remember 😰

3:34 - Ironically, some people did actually use pistols to open cans before the invention of can openers lmao

This can not be possible, i just got rickrolled by a FUCKING AD

They really did Aunt Jemima dirty

If your surprised about the ps2 emblem turning then I’m guessing you didn’t know about the stash spot.

The octopus. 😭

Oh my God I could never look out a window that high up 💀

2:22 is so cute

Out of this whole 15 minutes i litterly got the mouse thing 🤣mine is on the biggest and its bright red HAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

The thing about dog and cat owners is so true. I have both and can recount the stories briefly: Freya is our first dog, so we weren’t PERFECTLY prepared, especially since we got her off Craigslist and our first breeder last minute cancelled on us… 6 hours and 600 dollars later we have our perfect pup, who is a perfect part of our family. We found our cat Speedwagon in a Safeway parking lot. He’s a little shit, but a lovable one. Also we have a shelter rescue cat named Sakura but she’s literally the fucking worst. I do not like that cat, but I still can’t resist giving her a pet on the head when she’s not in pissy bitch mode. XD

3:47 well there was rocks so they could use rock to open the cans

8:28 bro way to g note me!!!

The can opener

5:37 We picked the ones that looked cute. They were 10 mins away. No regrets but that tiktok is very inaccurate

0:55 she sounds like Verunca from the new Charlie and the chocolate factory

6:50 just wait till she realises that of all places she couldve used from england for her accent manchester is one that sounds compltley different from the " pip pip cheerio" seterotype its like me saying "oh hey howdy yall im a rootin tootin shooting cowguy from ohio!"

1:56 IM DYING😂

Ahh the compilation of tik toks that DIDNT make the cut

8:18 WGHY SO ACCURATE

It was ok till the violin goes dududududud

Why is the dog and cat people one so true we got my cat because my dad started feeding her on the sidewalk

7:08 Corduroy Dreams by Rex Orange County

omg! a calvin and hobbes shiirt! nobody ever talks about calvin and hobbes! 8:20

Can openers were made in 1858 and then can was made in 1810

11:25, I stared at the cheetah.

8:19 her hoodie string is driving me crazy I want to fix it

Does anyone know who monster energy girl is I’m in love with her /j

3:35 nope the sealed can was invented in 1810 and the can opener was invented in 1858. 48 years later.

3:38 I thought that was Drake Bell

5:30 I got my cat out of a trailer house in the sketchy hood kinda area for free and she came with a dirty liter box and a toy that was falling apart

Ok. Don't lie,... who tried to swipe???

The can thing so they used to use knifes and just stab the top this is the same with canned drinks Yknow I never thought I would use anything I learnt in that DT lesson

@ 2:43 , I aint messin with HER !

Genuinely thought that one where she was like “every Netflix docu series” that she was gonna play black parade XD

When that girl was under her sisters bed and then scared her...... that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 😂. I’m gonna go and do they to my bro now 😈

4:26 whoever that guy was, he did not deserve her in any way, shape or form. That was hilarious and she even improvised when he didn't laugh

13:05 I'm also trying not to cry on the other end. I've been a hairdresser for 3 years and I still have to practice my hello before answering

the making an appointment as an adult one really tried to attack me like that

Are we not gonna talk about how the sound fits the cat in the hat drawings 😂😂👀

8:21 What kind of emo programming is this I swear I almost died

Is anyone going to mention the bathroom with another bathroom on the ceiling at 3:53 or ???????

3:32 they invented the can in 1810 and the opener in 1858. It took them 48 years to figure out an efficient way to open these cans.

Anyone else get flashbacks with the g note even though it wasnt a mcr joke

The girl that pretended her mans junk was a microphone, that’s wifey shit 😂

8:31 when you’re emo enough to know that’s a G without perfect pitch. Who’s LingLing now huh????

This is a certified hood classic.

1:05 this girl broke the number one rule in horror movies you never investigate

When kindergartners can draw better then you LOL

13:45 okay but THE HOUSE! That’s a whole palace!

The cat and dog one is true doe, my lil kitty is a street girl😂

0:54 well that's one way to give someone trauma for the rest of their lives

Due to the fact much citizens requested that we, the FBI, should look into this case, we’ve now put a investigation on the people listed in this source.

LMAO THAT MANCHESTER ACCENT WAS SO INACCURATE IT’S ILLEGAL

5:03 "this young Filipino boy keeps following me" me who's actually Filipino: 👁👄👁

“MITHING THOMETHING?” Y’all, that had me gasping 💀

9:24 I was listening to this comp while I was drawing DreamSMP fanart and the second I heard Tubbo's voice my eyes darted to the screen like an idiot.

at 8:24 all i could think about was “welcome to the black parade - MCR”

13:27 its more of a: calling the pizza shop: hello, do you sell pizzas.

Dog owners: my little baby Princess, you’re so cute Cat owners: my little stinky bastard boy

5:55 When you finally hear Hank curse after watching SciShow for years. Lol Hell yeah

1:16 I don’t think I should have laughed as long as I did-

I can confirm, they did not have the can opener when they invented cans. Soldiers often used bayonets to open them, and we invented canning before we knew about pasteurization, so half the time it was rotten anyway

8:40 when i was a young boy my father.....

6:01 making that epic Monster fort makes her iconic. Wearing that apron as a top makes her a LEGEND.

We drove a couple hours for both my dogs. We bought our cat for $15 from a crack head that found her on the side of the road. We don't even know what breed she is

“You gotta leave your life” my depressed ass: LMFAO SAY LESS- And before any of you comment, I do have clinical depression. I was diagnosed at the age of 8-9 with Major Depression and Anxiety Disorder by a professional.

9:00 OUT OF ALL THE NOTES, YOU CHOSE THAT ONE? What about me, what about the kids with a MCR phase, what about them? Why have you done this? What was it worth, such a heavy cost of such a meaningless crown. (edit: okay but why is no one freaking out over this quote " What was it worth, such a heavy cost of such a meaningless crown." like that was so fucking cool. like i WROTE that.)

5:32 One of our dogs Max legit just showed up on our property. She looks half coyote and she’s sweet :)

12:08 I literally l looked down at my wheelchair and laughed before even seeing he was disabled also 😂

Is this thing on??? That dude had no sense of humour.

5:49 i found mine at a gas station that people deal drugs at 😀👍

I miss the old Aunt Jemima bottles of syrup. We used to call her “the nice pancake lady.” Now it looks like it comes from the dollar store 😭

Me: *watches tiktok while I'm supposed to be doing homework My Homework: 👁👄👁

6:50 OH MY GOD I HAD A COWORKER WHO WOULD TAKE ORDERS IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT AND THEN SHE WOULD STOP AT THE WINDOW AND THEYD BE SCREAMING LAUGHING AGDGSUS

1:24 as a black man, I feel the same way.

3:19 CAN WE PLEASE TALK AB THIS?? I thought I was the only one 😭🤚

When the oil gets ready to dry up, the oil industry is gonna develop an alternative so fuckin fast because they wanna keep Makin money

12:56 is so me I can't even laugh, the first night in my new apartment there wasn't anything to eat or open nearby except for this one place that you could only order takeout from over the phone...needless to say I had a petrified mini candy cane I found at the bottom of my bag for dinner.