Tik Toks That Makes You Wanna Uninstall [TIKTOK#11] 

Yoo chippy

I uploaded my Face Reveal.....

Ugh.. my tiny commment is between these bots lol

@@MrUssy101 ok

I love it when the notification shows up 'someone liked your reply' and "you have a new subscriber"

Facts

Exactly

Dude i dont like cats too lmaooo i love pewds more now

@@tomatenaoefruta i was thinking the Same until these to Angels of kitten looked at me. Since then I love cats

You make that sound so negative

As a czech i agree

The place is pretty but the people are sad

it´s my neighbour so i can confirm that

That bad, ay? I feel that way here in 'Merica

@@alexisscarbrough4083 IKR.

And after the kid dips into the water his hands and head are wet. Itll all get onto the keyboard :(

sussy

😳

I thought it was a new prank trend on tiktok in the first second

Thought it was like Belle Delphine gamer pee bath meme again at the start

Mom found the Piss tub

Ikr wtf

if ur pee is yellow pls drink more water

ahhahaha that one got me

LMAAAO

a small bathtub for each person duh

A B S O L U T L E L Y D E C I M A T E D

"Or can you?" Vsauce noises

He never left his house

I'm glad someone pointed this out as it frustrates me too 😂

damn, i watched sam o'nella's video on etymology but i feel like im running into more of it everyday

BIG BRAIIIIN

The actual saying is 'ended up on the shit end of the stick'.

@@soach1746 there’s a lot of variations

420 likes already so to pay my respect I won't like. F

69 likes no liking

Pewdiepie: "why can't we shower together" Me: "I prefer to shit alone"

👁👄👁

PewDiePie has never been to R/CrappyDesigns long enough.

LMFAO

They like it rough

They are invincible. Interms of back attack of course

To everyone: No matter what youu are going through in life always remember that God loves you very much May God bless everyone who found this comment stay safe guys 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Water is superior Seriously though, why not

Actually this was 100% wrong. They used rocks and leafs. The potery with the names on them were a WHOLE other thing. Every one threw one piece of ceramic with the name of someone the wanted to leave the town and whoever's name was found the most times he was exailed

He didnt change his shirt in 4 days that couldve been it LOL idk

Okay

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Pakistan is the site of several ancient cultures, including the 8,500-year-old Neolithic site of Mehrgarh in Balochistan,[13] and the Indus Valley Civilisation of the Bronze Age, the most extensive of the civilisations of the Old World.[14][15] The region that comprises the modern state of Pakistan was the realm of multiple empires and dynasties, including the Achaemenid; briefly that of Alexander the Great; the Seleucid, the Maurya, the Kushan, the Gupta;[16] the Umayyad Caliphate in its southern regions, the Hindu Shahi, the Ghaznavids, the Delhi Sultanate, the Mughals,[17] the Durranis, the Sikh Empire, British East India Company rule, and most recently, the British Indian Empire from 1858 to 1947. Spurred by the Pakistan Movement, which sought a homeland for the Muslims of British India, and election victories in 1946 by the All-India Muslim League, Pakistan gained independence in 1947 after the Partition of the British Indian Empire, which awarded separate statehood to its Muslim-majority regions and was accompanied by an unparalleled mass migration and loss of life.[18][19] Initially a Dominion of the British Commonwealth, Pakistan officially drafted its constitution in 1956, and emerged as a declared Islamic republic. In 1971, the exclave of East Pakistan seceded as the new country of Bangladesh after a nine-month-long civil war. In the following four decades, Pakistan has been ruled by governments whose descriptions, although complex, commonly alternated between civilian and military, democratic and authoritarian, relatively secular and Islamist.[20] Pakistan elected a civilian government in 2008, and in 2010 adopted a parliamentary system with periodic elections.[21][22] Pakistan is a middle power, and has the world's sixth-largest standing armed forces. It is a declared nuclear-weapons state, and is ranked amongst the emerging and growth-leading economies,[23][24] with a large and rapidly-growing middle class.[25][26] Pakistan's political history since independence has been characterized by periods of significant economic and military growth as well those of political and economic instability. It is an ethnically and linguistically diverse country, with similarly diverse geography and wildlife. However, the country continues to face challenges, including poverty, illiteracy, corruption and terrorism.[27][28][29] Pakistan is a member of the United Nations, the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation, the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, the British Commonwealth of Nations, the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation, the Islamic Military Counter-Terrorism Coalition, and is designated as a major non-NATO ally by the United States. Etymology The name Pakistan means literally "a land abounding in the pure" or "a land in which the pure abound", in Urdu and Persian. It references the word پاک (pāk), meaning "pure" in Persian and Pashto.[30] The suffix ـستان (transliterated in English as stân after stem word ending in a vowel; estân or istân after a stem ending in a consonant) is from Persian, and means "a place abounding in" [31] or "a place where anything abounds".[32] The name of the country was coined in 1933 by Choudhry Rahmat Ali, a Pakistan Movement activist, who published it in a pamphlet Now or Never,[33] using it as an acronym ("thirty million Muslim brethren who live in PAKISTAN"), and referring to the names of the five northern regions of the British Raj: Punjab, Afghania, Kashmir, Sindh, and Baluchistan.[33] History Main article: History of Pakistan See also: Outline of South Asian history Early and medieval age Main articles: Indus Valley Civilization, Vedic Period, Mauryan Empire, Indo-Greek Kingdom, Gupta Empire, Pala Empire, Sikh Empire, and Mughal Empire Indus Priest King Statue from Mohenjo-Daro. Some of the earliest ancient human civilisations in South Asia originated from areas encompassing present-day Pakistan.[34] The earliest known inhabitants in the region were Soanian during the Lower Paleolithic, of whom stone tools have been found in the Soan Valley of Punjab.[35] The Indus region, which covers most of present day Pakistan, was the site of several successive ancient cultures including the Neolithic Mehrgarh[36] and the Bronze Age Indus Valley Civilisation[37][38][39][40][41] (2,800-1,800 BCE) at Harappa and Mohenjo-Daro.[42][43] Standing Buddha from Gandhara, Greco-Buddhist art, 1st-2nd century AD. The Vedic period (1500-500 BCE) was characterised by an Indo-Aryan culture; during this period the Vedas, the oldest scriptures associated with Hinduism, were composed, and this culture later became well established in the region.[44][45] Multan was an important Hindu pilgrimage centre.[46] The Vedic civilisation flourished in the ancient Gandhāran city of Takṣaśilā, now Taxila in the Punjab, which was founded around 1000 BCE.[47][36] Successive ancient empires and kingdoms ruled the region: the Persian Achaemenid Empire (around 519 BCE), Alexander the Great's empire in 326 BCE[48] and the Maurya Empire, founded by Chandragupta Maurya and extended by Ashoka the Great, until 185 BCE.[36] The Indo-Greek Kingdom founded by Demetrius of Bactria (180-165 BCE) included Gandhara and Punjab and reached its greatest extent under Menander (165-150 BCE), prospering the Greco-Buddhist culture in the region.[36][49] Taxila had one of the earliest universities and centres of higher education in the world, which was established during the late Vedic period in 6th century BCE.[50][51] The school consisted of several monasteries without large dormitories or lecture halls where the religious instruction was provided on an individualistic basis.[51] The ancient university was documented by the invading forces of Alexander the Great and was also recorded by Chinese pilgrims in the 4th or 5th century CE.[52][53][54][55] At its zenith, the Rai Dynasty (489-632 CE) of Sindh ruled this region and the surrounding territories.[56] The Pala Dynasty was the last Buddhist empire, which, under Dharmapala and Devapala, stretched across South Asia from what is now Bangladesh through Northern India to Pakistan. Islamic conquest The Arab conqueror Muhammad bin Qasim conquered Sindh in 711 CE.[57][58][59][60][61] The Pakistan government's official chronology claims this as the time when the foundation of Pakistan was laid[57][62][63] but the concept of Pakistan arrived in the 19th century. The Early Medieval period (642-1219 CE) witnessed the spread of Islam in the region. During this period, Sufi missionaries played a pivotal role in converting a majority of the regional Buddhist and Hindu population to Islam.[64] Upon the defeat of the Turk and Hindu Shahi dynasties which governed the Kabul Valley, Gandhara (present-day Khyber Pakhtunkwa), and western Punjab in the 7th to 11th centuries CE, several successive Muslim empires ruled over the region, including the Ghaznavid Empire (975-1187 CE), the Ghorid Kingdom, and the Delhi Sultanate (1206-1526 CE). The Lodi dynasty, the last of the Delhi Sultanate, was replaced by the Mughal Empire (1526-1857 CE). Badshahi Mosque, Lahore The Mughals introduced Persian literature and high culture, establishing the roots of Indo-Persian culture in the region.[65] In the region of modern-day Pakistan, key cities during the Mughal period were Lahore and Thatta,[66] both of which were chosen as the site of impressive Mughal buildings.[67] In the early 16th century, the region remained under the Mughal Empire ruled by Muslim emperors.[68] By the early 18th century, increasing European influence contributed to the slow disintegration of the Mughal Empire as the lines between commercial and political dominance became increasingly blurred.[68] During this time, the English East India Company had established coastal outposts.[68] Control over the seas, greater resources, technology, and British military protection led the Company to increasingly flex its military muscle, allowing the Company to gain control over the subcontinent by 1765 and sideline European competitors.[69] Expanding access beyond Bengal and the subsequent increased strength and size of its army enabled it to annex or subdue most of region by the 1820s.[68] Many historians see this as the start of the region's colonial period.[68] By this time, with its economic power severely curtailed by the British parliament and itself effectively made an arm of British administration, the Company began more deliberately to enter non-economic arenas such as education, social reform, and culture.[68] Such reforms included the enforcement of the English Education Act in 1835 and the introduction of the Indian Civil Service (ICS).[70] Traditional madrasahs-primary institutions of higher learning for Muslims in the subcontinent-were no longer supported by the English Crown, and nearly all of the madrasahs lost their financial endowment.

@@toxicanimeguy4067 What was the purpose of your comment? You do know that people could just use Wikipedia, right?

“Why can’t we poop together” “Idk Felix, we were supposed to until you decided to shit in the shower…. Without us”

YOU!

*inserts the Conan handshake clip*

@@Ragnar_Aevarsson Unfair, innit!

@@justalula7151 gracefully laughs

Killed it 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHA

Bruh.

Suntzu

I love it when the notification shows up 'someone liked your reply' and "you have a new subscriber"

Lmao nice one

@@Memecious Shut up you bot god damn it

Same

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Please for the love of god stop using this format to make comments 😩

@@menjivarTv y

@DONT ok

@@sillygamer3963 It is beyond dead and it doesn't make the comment funnier

@@menjivarTv idk what you watch but it is far from dead

@DON'T okay.

@DON'T I can’t see it so your good

I-

That was a good one. Haha

My shower can fit 3 people

Cats are cute, and can be scary at times. I really love cats but sometimes they are bite and scratch me for no reason lol, it scared me.

Lmao

thx for the idea!

My friend had a cat named Felix and he was the best. So I agree :p

@@jillianmarie9998 i hope felix is doing okay :D

Felix the Cat from 1919!

@@Megan9689 I didn’t even think about that!!!

Me who has 4 birds: 😔

@@isp-assilem6420 PewDiePie is ours 🇨🇳🇱🇦🇰🇵🇻🇳🇨🇺

what are these comments lmao

yass

dead humor

That's pretty much what a lot of cat owners think

Borgir

I read it bruh

alot thing

How can one not love cats?😫

can’t really drive a plane on the freeway..

Atleast a vehicle lol

@DON'T ok I wont

@@briana9425 actually you can but it will be very unsafe.

You can't really drive a plane on the road can you

They actually use that in India

Ok

Muslims also use something called a Muslim shower it feels so much cleaner I've used one before!!

exactly Iran lmao

@@nollanoodle5697 eh

They must have changed. When I worked there like 20 years ago, there was very much a difference.

@@chrisspellman5952 Without having ever worked in a McDonald's I can tell you things have definitely changed over 20 years. Cooporations just get bigger and greedier as time goes on.

Bruh, that's definitely not true where I am. There is definitely a difference in content between sizes

@@mistakendawg8885 Thats why you vote with your wallet and don’t eat there. I haven’t eaten McDonalds is at least 2 years. Wendy’s 4 the win!

@@mistakendawg8885 like how the burgers became smaller.

3 days is a rookie number

Foureen?

@@nicholasrossi816 Aussie here - it depends on where you come from because believe it or not we do have three subtly different accents lol. The more 'outback' you are then you're more likely to say something like "fourdeen" and sound nasal and like 'twangy' stereotypical Australians people overseas seem to think of us all as. But otherwise it's just a normal 't'. It also depends on how fast you're speaking - if "fourteen" were important you'd say it with more clarity so as not to get confused or miss out on the detail

@@bridiemcclure is outback sorta like the Australian equivalent of the south in the us? Like a bit more rural and very distinct accents compared to other areas?

Fuckin aye mate.

What do you mean my we don't say -

hahahahaha

I mean, plenty of men choose to pee in stalls too. Most people pee in stalls.

You, uh... have never been to a party, I presume?

And wth they be doin going to washroom together👀

@@shreygupta7447 cuz hermoine got attacked,Myrtle died and Katie got cursed. Thats y girls go to the washroom in groups😳that or the obvious, G O S S I P

No it's definitely more than that. They think they everyone basically has mold living in their homes and they will stop talking to family members if they suspect they will expose them to mold and stuff like that.

@DON'T stfu

I’m allergic to penicillin I gotta do that anyway

@@connshell4638 same I am ultra mold avoiding

There's actually some truth to this. I lived in a house with a mold problem and had severe breathing problems for a year after moving out. Tried every diet, medicine, treatment imaginable and nothing fully worked until I did a 9 day fast.

𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖👎🏽👎🏽🎥🎥

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I think it's more likely that she has studied other Karens in the wild, but that was my first thought too

@Noah Burnham Football as in joe mama

Soccer

@Noah Burnham soccer

@Noah Burnham Football that is not rugby. And I don't know why American football is called football while most things are done by hand. And please don't refer to football to the word starting with S.

pocketless clothes = an excuse to have multiple bags 🙃

𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽

As a female, I second that!

Not having pockets makes jeans look perfect

This reminds me of the black widow movie lmao

Really! I was thinking on how the title's opposite with the content😊😂

​@DON'T haha u funi xd chungus sussi baka bigus dickus dbabay cnovertabel ampgu s cnoervatble derp fortnite dababy ameg ous xd so funi

@DON'T *didn't

FELIX THE CAT

@@dr.avalanche4994translated to the language of IKEA: Katten Felix

@@dr.avalanche4994 thats the joke

There's a cat food brand named Felix

Ah yes. We will become Ethan.

Unexpected Resident Evil

Read this as he said it

@@christiankropf1161 same lmao

@@sunsets572 it's a bot

@@mangowithagun7900 yes ok but still

Understandable have a great day

LMAO

cats are cute, but so are lions and bears... and dogs

sk for life češkovia su cringe

our shite country finally getting some recognition

@@karolinakucerova8860 indeed- we're in the middle of nothing lmao

:D from Czech republic

Finally Pewds know that Slovakia exist! we upgradin' boys!

I'll never know the joy of "shlong right there" 🥺

No biggie, we can all pee by each other don't worry 🤝

@DON'T you’re right I didn’t read your name/

Well obviously it’s their property

Making an atrociously Bad tiktok is the real Crime here

@DON'T You’re right, we don’t

@@kartoffelbrei8090 The guy who made that video's whole account is ironic and the 'Karen' commented on the video continuing the joke

To everyone: No matter what youu are going through in life always remember that God loves you very much May God bless everyone who found this comment stay safe guys 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Lol I was thinking the same thing

exactly, im just sitting here wondering what woman told him that

That's not what he said though. He said that pants w/o pockets looks better and therefore women buy them.

he didn't say that. did you even watch the vid? don't just make up stuff. he said it looks better without pockets. nothing about small pockets

@@bumbelbop411 As a woman, no that's not why at all. I rarely encounter pants with pockets and if they are there, they are useless. I suggest you read into the actual history of pockets, there are videos on YT about it.

Nice reference

Yesss I waiting for someone to say this 😂

we compare the sizes while it's soft as well~

@@cylindrical5285 What the f-

If by "together", you mean quietly stare ahead until you finish and then leave. At least when in a public bathroom with strangers.

@@cylindrical5285 wtf😂😂

@@cylindrical5285 until you came and screwed up everything by making us skip/alternate peeing places

@Junior insection#2 K

His face tho ❤️

ℑ'𝔪 𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔟𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢

Why are bots overloading this comment section?

hahaha

congratulations, u aren't peruvian

@@doncomedias8502 I didn't get it Im Peruvian btw

I also didn't get it I'm not a Peruvian

Don't bring Minecraft into this. Ulla Brita was treated like a God damn princess.

But cats fits Pewds introverted side

Birds >>> any stinky mammal pet

Yes if women wear pants for men it's "fashion" and "cool" but IF I WEAR A SKIRT ITS CONSIDERED "Creepy" OR "Robert, you don't have to do this please, I will give you the kids back but please don't hurt my family"

no we don't

@@wienergrimace you can blame the patriarchy for that one bud

@@wienergrimace just wear a skirt dude, why care about what others think?

wrong

@Волшебник кароль pee

It's annoying

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𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖

Stfu