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From The Tim Dillon Podcast Ep. #260
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@podhub5274
@podhub5274 3 года назад
Controversial bit. Hope you still enjoy!
@HendersonHinchfinch
@HendersonHinchfinch 3 года назад
Your moms a controversial bit #roasted
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 года назад
@@HendersonHinchfinch boom gottem
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
Tim looks like a jv football coach who supplies the team with bootleg steroids
@findawaytowin2968
@findawaytowin2968 3 года назад
That’s a little specific..
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
@@findawaytowin2968 you're a little triggered
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
@@findawaytowin2968 twas a joke
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
Yes and then bet on the game while taking swigs from a flask.
@johnbauernfeind8116
@johnbauernfeind8116 2 года назад
He looks like the fat son of a nascar pit crew member, who spends too much time at the track
@TurtleTurtlez
@TurtleTurtlez 3 года назад
Crazy how the fact that he's attractive will turn from the best part of his life to the worst in a matter of days
@tmzz3609
@tmzz3609 3 года назад
They changed the speed limit from 45 to 35 and added three sets of flashing lights after the accident............. I'm sure that will help....... He probably had no idea the speed limit wasn't 105mph. The flashing lights will help
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 года назад
Frankly I think that will end all speeding violations in that vicinity. The kid just didn't have the flashing lights as a visible sign to remind him that the speed limit was not, in fact, 105mph. It's a shame that he got locked up when that entire incident could have been prevented by the city had they installed the flashing lights and lowered the speed limit to 35mph. It really is so so incredibly sad.
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
When I sold cars these guilt ridden freshly divorced parents would buy their sixteen year old angry,rebelious sons new, expensive, super high powered sports cars. Then when they total them the next winter their lawyers would call us at the dealership saying we were mostly to blame for selling them a car that was so,so dangerous in the snow. I could hear the hissing of the recording device. These were all huge front engine, rear wheel drive cars with super low profile, shallow tread tires what did they expect? My manager who was about to retire would say '' Now your son is a much better drive from the experience from the wreck and hospital visit. You should really come down and buy him another one of the exact same car since he know how it handles in the snow!!!''' . Silence on the line for a few minutes.
@RockyMountainResale
@RockyMountainResale 2 года назад
Lmfao
@AgitpropPsyop
@AgitpropPsyop 5 месяцев назад
Something almost exactly the same happened in my town. they changed the speed limit from 35 to 25 and added four crosswalks in a half mile stretch
@onnnbbb
@onnnbbb Год назад
Tin looking like an Irish coke dealer😂😂😂 big Mick head on him
@vs71597
@vs71597 7 месяцев назад
European drug dealers are so hot to be honest lmao
@bobbybyrd1236
@bobbybyrd1236 6 месяцев назад
I love that he not only made ben write it but read it aloud
@EricLeCrennSanchez
@EricLeCrennSanchez 3 года назад
When I imagined the dude receiving that letter in prison I was literally crying laughing
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
Especially '' What does you a-----e taste like?'''
@thomasverdon2578
@thomasverdon2578 3 года назад
The guy’s lawyer: “Your Honour could you please excuse & completely dismiss my client’s stupid act because he is good looking.”
@Askarcher
@Askarcher Месяц назад
LOL 😂
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
'' He only killed two people....with a car''. Dark humor but funny. Especially the letter.
@nt1331tn
@nt1331tn 3 года назад
“There’s gotta be a better way to handle this situation”
@anthonyhewitt9397
@anthonyhewitt9397 3 года назад
Hes like the last comic standing on dark humor.
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
Letter E for extra
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
Light humor isn't in Tom Dylans' range. He is a dark person. Complexionally not
@Michael-ld2np
@Michael-ld2np 3 года назад
just got to this part and I’m in fuckin tears
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
This entire case should be shown in all H.S. drivers ed. classes. An interview with him in prison would be good also.
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
When I took drivers ed. a hundred years ago they made us watch RED ASHPHALT and SIGNAL THIRTY. They are on youtube now check them out.
@Kaybrydav
@Kaybrydav 3 месяца назад
In exchange for a few years shaven off.
@benjaminthompson1295
@benjaminthompson1295 3 месяца назад
and then they interview the other inmates about how pretty the new kid is for further deterrence
@xInsAnityvii
@xInsAnityvii 3 года назад
“It’s not a bad letter.” That part I completely lost it 😂🤣😂🤣
@joenichols3901
@joenichols3901 3 года назад
Nothing more dangerous than a person who cannot afford the V8 version of their car
@TheDailyGroov
@TheDailyGroov 3 года назад
I'm a Brit, and Tim is one of the few American comics whos humour slots right in over here, he can be bleak/dark which is one of the most important types of humour. Being neutral in this case means we can laugh at this piece. Tragic that it is.
@calebowens414
@calebowens414 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is better than any shitty British panel show with any shitty British comic
@mattmolloy636
@mattmolloy636 3 года назад
Is this the gay version of people simping over someone like Jodi Arias?
@ultrastarrz6620
@ultrastarrz6620 3 месяца назад
"i can fix him"
@stonecoldsteveaustin9353
@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 Месяц назад
You mean like how chicks still simp over Richard Ramirez? And Jeffrey Dahmer, and Ted Bundy...
@paulsansonetti7410
@paulsansonetti7410 22 дня назад
​@@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 Child killer Chris Watts Manson Nikolas Cruz who's nobody's idea of a good looking man Etc etc etc
@siddharthshakya7426
@siddharthshakya7426 3 года назад
WTF is up with this comment section, he's being absurd as a bit, he's not serious people.
@jakem8504
@jakem8504 2 месяца назад
It’s why society is brain rotten. They take memes and comedy podcasts too seriously
@Leon-zu1wp
@Leon-zu1wp 3 года назад
I'd also like to point out the fact that Cameron Herrin has an entire online fan base of women who defend his actions based entirely on the basis that he is good looking.
@tylertilla4654
@tylertilla4654 3 года назад
It’s a funny ass bit especially the pen pal note
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
A big club and you ain't in it
@silas6691
@silas6691 3 года назад
Dude.. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. it was hard to breathe😂😂thank you
@ethereal_47
@ethereal_47 3 месяца назад
Tim composing a letter to a version of his 13-25 year old self in another reality is very touching.
@christianyepez1016
@christianyepez1016 3 года назад
Being that good looking is definitely not a good thing where he is going
@zakadams762
@zakadams762 Месяц назад
Prayers go out to the fallen tributes
@RSYTBC
@RSYTBC 3 года назад
If I'm being honest 25 years is a fucking blessing, I hope he can cope and overcome this shit. Also prayers to that mom and baby souls bruh
@ctdieselnut
@ctdieselnut 2 года назад
A blessing? For who? Maybe the grieved family. 25 is life ending. When he gets out he will be useless and will be unable to get a job. Thats if he doesn't kill himself or get killed. He's done. People like you talk about years in prison like it's the same as any other years of your life. It's not. It's pure hell that will never let go of him, even if he makes it out. I would without a doubt commit suicide if I was him. Sad but true. People who kill on purpose get less time. Doesn't make sense to me, the damage is done, lives are ruined, so the state runs another one? The kid definitely learned his lesson that day, the sentence was just a fucked up want for retribution and revenge.
@planetluna9554
@planetluna9554 Год назад
I was nodding with you until the bruh
@RSYTBC
@RSYTBC Год назад
@@planetluna9554 🤣 sorry ebonics broke thru
@Sam_420
@Sam_420 Год назад
Tim should get him on the show
@damon5894
@damon5894 3 года назад
The Prince of Dark Humor ⚔️
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
Whos' the king
@lornemalvo4492
@lornemalvo4492 3 года назад
I thought you were serious until you kept going, your bits always have me in tears
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 года назад
If he puts you on visitation lists you can go see him
@theenarcanman
@theenarcanman 3 года назад
Tim speaking from “Heaven’s Waiting Room”
@vs71597
@vs71597 7 месяцев назад
Lmao
@jackm4307
@jackm4307 3 года назад
tims hat game is strong
@jessyfretz5800
@jessyfretz5800 3 года назад
He's been riding the hat angle for the last 10eps or so. I can dig it.
@Nathan-px6dh
@Nathan-px6dh 3 года назад
I'd like to compare hat collections with Tim Dillion
@helenamoniqueclarke8135
@helenamoniqueclarke8135 3 года назад
Well... Florida. That's all you needed to know.😒
@michaelscott-joynt3215
@michaelscott-joynt3215 3 года назад
More of a Mustang driver thing. They are an actual meme. There are compilation videos.
@briancasey561
@briancasey561 Месяц назад
I contimplated switching this off but against my better judgement, I watched and chuckled, knowing full well I shouldn't be..
@jomccutcheon2173
@jomccutcheon2173 3 года назад
Wow, your heart breaks for both family's, the kid had his whole life in front of him, the baby never had a chance, and the young father lost his wife and baby, so sad, heartbreaking,,,
@tmzz3609
@tmzz3609 3 года назад
The kid was on TikTok. He had no future
@PatheticHero
@PatheticHero 3 года назад
can't feel bad for that little A$$hat who killed the baby. He deserves to suffer every moment for the rest of his life.
@sean_69
@sean_69 3 года назад
@@tmzz3609 the kid on TikTok isn’t him, just someone who looks a lot alike
@aaronrubalcava7810
@aaronrubalcava7810 3 года назад
@@tmzz3609 lmao
@pcarnold9
@pcarnold9 2 года назад
You’re giving that baby way too much credit! Why is it in the middle of the street where cars drive?? Bad parenting but no surprising by the (ugly) looks of them.
@calvin2538
@calvin2538 3 года назад
If a woman did this, and Tim was straight, you would all find this bit hilarious
@joshman35
@joshman35 3 года назад
That's just you projecting. It'd be the same joke
@markferguson3745
@markferguson3745 3 года назад
So I guess you think you understand who his audience is; I'm not sure that you got that right. I'm thinking that not many straight up homophobes listen to Tim, and if you were imagining his audience was male/ Right, it would be better for them that it's women fawning over this POS, wouldn't it?
@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2
@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2 3 года назад
A belly laughed through the whole thing and I’m straight
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 3 года назад
It is still hilarioius.
@janeallgood9833
@janeallgood9833 2 года назад
this is why women love Tim! Finally, a rich white man who really speaks for us
@ronaldbargain4925
@ronaldbargain4925 3 года назад
Good bit
@SHOTTY_AI_SPORTS
@SHOTTY_AI_SPORTS 3 года назад
He just has to go trans and they’ll let him free
@Truffle_Pup
@Truffle_Pup 6 месяцев назад
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
@gvulture1277
@gvulture1277 3 года назад
Some commenters are too soft, this is hilarious especially writing the letter. Stop putting people like TIm on a pedestal like he can change the world, but I don't blame these people in thinking that becase these past 5 years have given us a power trip on the internet. Let funny be funny and it will die naturally if it doesn't work. No one is really offended here.
@Supermoneygang12
@Supermoneygang12 7 месяцев назад
Tim is exactly right though?? It’s completely ridiculous to cross bayshore with a baby and miss two cars racing at 100mph lmao.
@wertzui19871229
@wertzui19871229 3 месяца назад
When Fake business meets Real Business
@loganfranklin2096
@loganfranklin2096 3 года назад
100 is a 45 or 35 where people are crossing?? He deserves the FULL 24 years not the BS 10 years good boy sentence
@johndavies5582
@johndavies5582 3 года назад
Only crime here is that handsome kid having to shave his head
@Alltoofinite
@Alltoofinite 7 месяцев назад
Tim…. We are all dying
@ninjanunch2769
@ninjanunch2769 2 месяца назад
Second brother looks alot like Tim actually 😂
@joenichols3901
@joenichols3901 3 года назад
He didn't deserve 24 years for this. No way
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 3 месяца назад
I love street racing but if I’m going to hit over 100 it’s going to be on the freeway or highway. I live in the south, my whole life I’ve heard muscle cars drag racing on the highway up the road from me. These people that go to the local drag strip wait till like 2-3am when nobody is on the highway and do their races. It’s the Deep South they don’t even shut the highway down, nobody is on it. I leave for work now at 3:30 am and I don’t see a single car for atleast 10 mins until I get into the city Edit: I say all this but I’ve literally raced a Camaro probably on a similar road and we hit 100 past the police station. He was going fast, my ego kicked in and I wanted to mess with him. Next thing I know we are doing 100+ past the police station broad daylight and not some small shit I mean the legit jail jail headquarters mega police station. Looking back years later it’s so stupid it hurts
@yohanneskiros9909
@yohanneskiros9909 3 года назад
This was one of the most uncomfortable to listen to rants he ever had
@courtneyfawcett4685
@courtneyfawcett4685 3 года назад
That may be the point sir
@markferguson3745
@markferguson3745 3 года назад
He started out subtle, but became increasingly obvious.Uncomfortrable would have been if he kept it more ambiguous. He likes to do that, - get people initially invested, - and then mock that investment.
@everyvillainislemons7583
@everyvillainislemons7583 Месяц назад
He killed like two people
@EAZYCOUCH
@EAZYCOUCH 3 месяца назад
It's brutal to listen to those gulps.
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 2 месяца назад
He'll be out in less than 10 on good behavior
@rocky13m
@rocky13m 2 года назад
He needs to run for office
@janeallgood9833
@janeallgood9833 2 года назад
Did you send it?? how was the interview?? XD
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
0:26 Joe Rogan
@Hiolkoo114
@Hiolkoo114 3 года назад
I see your point. But , with respect you have mother with a baby crossing the street. Not expecting 102mph death car coming
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 2 месяца назад
Good point. But also the driver didn't expect them to be there.
@dianamary6170
@dianamary6170 3 года назад
so sad! for all involved. 😱
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
Especially Tim telling the story. 😢
@snappingturtlehiddentiger6571
I always thought Tim was a football coach until i remembered I’m thinking of the gay portly fellow from modern family
@happylife174
@happylife174 3 года назад
should get more time really
@harlanhill4134
@harlanhill4134 7 месяцев назад
is that a genuine lipschitz jacket hes got on their
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 года назад
I’m more interested in the podcasts of dying people, what’s it called?
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 2 месяца назад
I forget. It's always in black and white and there's a lot of druggies.
@PatheticHero
@PatheticHero 3 года назад
The sentence was too light...how about an upgrade to capital punishment.
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 года назад
I think this whole bit could have been funnier if it was under ten minutes, but the rest of that episode was pretty hilarious
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
So you like fecal ingestion?
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 года назад
@@capealio what??
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
I said fecal ingestion is unhealrhy
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 года назад
@@capealio I'm aware of that and don't plan on ingesting any myself thanks. Just curious about what that has to do with my initial comment
@capealio
@capealio 3 года назад
@@cloudbloom so you agree that the Queen is reptilian? She disappeared children out of Canada many years ago. She ate them. Did you hear about the naked child dying trying to escape from the second or third floor of Buckingham Palace a few years back? It's all real
@andrewallin7856
@andrewallin7856 3 года назад
He's out on bail? Why doesn't he just fucking run wtf??!!! Id run absolutely!!!
@gabrielgrimes8297
@gabrielgrimes8297 2 года назад
Because his parents probably put their house up as collateral. If he runs, his parents could potentially lose their house.
@jenniferjackson1268
@jenniferjackson1268 25 дней назад
I have a feeling you act on impulse a lot and aren’t very bright.
@vikinghammer87
@vikinghammer87 3 года назад
I’m usually one of those assholes who loves dark humor and thumbs my nose at people who get upset over it but this one was ROUGH. Even for me.. Sheesh. 😣
@gabrielgrimes8297
@gabrielgrimes8297 2 года назад
This is tough for you? Lord Christ y'all need to get a grip.
@johnbullock8885
@johnbullock8885 3 года назад
Is this a play on the Brock turner case? Also, Brock turner is innocent
@totallyrandom4816
@totallyrandom4816 3 года назад
Good looking people deserve the same punishment as us ugly folks too. They already reap all the benefits of getting laid anytime they want and have social status so whats the problem 🤷
@courtneyfawcett4685
@courtneyfawcett4685 3 года назад
You are the problem
@courtneyfawcett4685
@courtneyfawcett4685 3 года назад
Step up or step off
@Spoiledstoic
@Spoiledstoic 3 месяца назад
💀💀🤣🤣🤣12:25
@dannyfirst6544
@dannyfirst6544 3 года назад
This is bizarre...and i listen to Cum Town
@samanthahydeker7914
@samanthahydeker7914 3 года назад
Respect. Still, the cumboys just make fun of retards, that is as far as their dark humor goes.
@chrisbattman6505
@chrisbattman6505 3 года назад
A have a coworker who is serving time now. HES 19 and hit an Uber driver and their passenger while racing
@ZoomingRainbowHoover
@ZoomingRainbowHoover 3 года назад
How hot are they?
@davethompson4417
@davethompson4417 Год назад
So funny
@mikemoore5270
@mikemoore5270 3 года назад
Send it
@critterray6742
@critterray6742 3 года назад
Not every bit is a hit.
@lanesniffin730
@lanesniffin730 3 года назад
Not his best bit. I didn’t really find the kid that shockingly good looking but I get what he was going for
@markferguson3745
@markferguson3745 3 года назад
I was suspecting that part of the joke was that the kid wasn't attractive(?).
@dragonblazzer9698
@dragonblazzer9698 3 года назад
He was just imitating those females who were actually thirsting over him and advocating for this.
@johni4213
@johni4213 3 года назад
Sh!t's starting to get a little Edgy!
@Silentskip001
@Silentskip001 3 месяца назад
Failing to find the comedy in this. Is this Tim’s brand of comedy?
@paulh.5846
@paulh.5846 3 года назад
This is fucked up
@jefferson9428
@jefferson9428 3 года назад
The actual weird thing about putting this kid in jail is that it won’t do anything at all. Like accidentally hitting people with your car isn’t usually a repeat offense, or ever, he’s not learning anything by being punished ya know what I mean? Putting him jail for 24 years will cost the state a million dollars or more, he’ll learn nothing, and the bitch snd her baby will still be dead. Putting him in jail is pointless, I mean sure he doesn’t exactly deserve to have a good free life, but ruining his life also accomplishes nothing.
@conxoraddonahue9956
@conxoraddonahue9956 2 года назад
W take
@conxoraddonahue9956
@conxoraddonahue9956 2 года назад
Extreme W take
@tylerstamps2786
@tylerstamps2786 3 года назад
Cringeworthy
@mazera_sushi
@mazera_sushi 3 года назад
This was the worst rant I’ve ever heard
@paulh.5846
@paulh.5846 3 года назад
Talking about this in that way makes me despise Tim
@omgjulien
@omgjulien 3 года назад
Maybe relax? Him talking about it won’t change the outcome
@biglenny2052
@biglenny2052 3 года назад
Who really cares?
@paulh.5846
@paulh.5846 3 года назад
@@omgjulien no it won't change the outcome. Did I say that it would? If you can laugh about this evil shit, than I don't want to have anything to do with you. I'm all for freedom of speech. This way I can see who I don't want near me...
@AVALARMusicOfficial
@AVALARMusicOfficial 3 года назад
@@paulh.5846 THIS is the bit that did it for you. Not all the Epstein jokes, joking about burning those lesbians' airbnb house, all the conspiracy shit. But a *car accident?* Too far, apparently.
@paulh.5846
@paulh.5846 3 года назад
@@AVALARMusicOfficial did not see all of his bits on every topic. Saw him on one or two podcasts. I really don't get why ppl are even replying on my post. It's my opinion. Fook y'all
@aliciab77
@aliciab77 3 года назад
Not at all funny....
@swordfish0008
@swordfish0008 Год назад
This bit does not work…. I love Tim but he is way off on this one
@Foxtrap85
@Foxtrap85 3 месяца назад
I love like everything Tim has ever said except this take right here. Tim, you're to smart not to get it, it's the principle of the matter, which is justice.
@John-kj7tv
@John-kj7tv 6 дней назад
It's not a take.
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