Tim perfectly sums up the Royal Family. From episode 269: • #269 - The Activist | ... Bonus episodes every Tuesday night: / thetimdillonshow See Tim live on tour: www.timdilloncomedy.com/
they caught it off oprah. oprah literally crawled on her hands and knees through the underground railroad in the dark of night, through secret networks she would sing swing low stopping from time to time at safehouses where she would repair abolitionists clothes in exhchange for cornbread, and all this before escaping to the northern states where she could finally realise her dream of a harpo tv production company and entertain middle aged white women
Tim is a mix of Rush’s eloquence, Trump’s trolling, Jones’s conspiracy knowledge, Norm’s non-filter, Chappelle’s timing and Burr’s ranting. He’s like the Infinity Gauntlet of comedy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣pinochio will tell him hang in there and before you know it H is send back to the Truman show he grew up in. This round he enjoys it bcos no need to act just that he no longer have anyone willing to tolerate both his stupidity and spoilt brat temperament
"They came to a place with no racism...America" 😂😂😂 Tim's comedic speaking style is just incredible, never gets old. In these dark times after Norm's shocking death, Tim sustains me 💓
even 8 months later i still get heartbroken over Norm's passing favorite comedian of all time and the only death of someone that i never met actually effect me :( R.I.P Norm
He does Gavin's style of delivery with the sarcasm. I can see why you would feel a bit of norm from him but he calls people retards and doesn't play politically correct he just does what he has to, to not be deplatformed, so he stepped up his sarcasm game. Something Gavin should have done and him and Tim have talked about this because Tim used to come on Gavin's show back in 2016 and he was great
"There are so many people that live without...... which is why we need to move to California and live in a big mansion." Lmao , I still can't believe people buy this nonsense
@Andreth purely emotional, and I'm no genius, but I've got a degree in social work, I've seen it before. She's cranky as well, but the most important thing for her is being a Democratic Party foot soldier, like I used to be. I'm all for believing in what you want to, I'm a Conservative, I'm all for free choice, but when you see your parents screaming about how they wish the Chinese army would parachute into Central Park here in Ashland Kentucky, and kill all the "Trump trash", including both of your children and your youngest brother, screaming about how Americans should feed and house illegal Afghan migrants, even though she lives down the street in a seven bedroom mansion in the best neighborhood in town "no, not in my house, I've got guests coming through!!!" which hasn't happened since 1997, "they're not vaccinated!!!" you just start looking for, straws? I don't know, but as a former lifelong Democratic Party foot soldier, I'm just glad to know I put on my shoes and walked away from the insanity.
@Andreth she's said stuff like, oh I can't believe you own an assault rifle (actually it's a single shot 12ga I picked up from Rural King last year on sale for $156) when she hauls around a .38 S&W in her purse and blames it on "out of control negros" why she has to carry it, when I work in commercial transportation, which is dangerous by nature and even I only reluctantly carry my simple .22 revolver. Don't let anyone fool you, the leftist Democratic Party Taliban is way, way more racist, harmful and destructive than some Joe Six-pack kinda guy like me could ever hope to be or to aspire to.
@Sarah J You should watch Lady Colin Campbell’s (Lady C) channel! She calls them that and other appropriate things. She does great impersonations as well. She’s hilarious 😂😂
@@peekaboots01 as a Canadian, we don’t want them. Cost us taxpayers thousands that time they were in BC because they had the RCMP protecting them. Keep em in Cali plz
@@biohead66 I don’t agree but it needs slimming down with more public access to palaces and publicly owned historical items ie paintings antiques that have been passed down. Will help pay for itself. I’m into the history rather than any individuals.
How does that contradicts being racist? They weren’t racist because they gave her money? Are you dumb? And if you are so mad about royals spending your money maybe stop paying to them.
@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight tf you on about? It's obvious - if they were racist they wouldn't have. That's what everyone around you is saying, that's it's good they treated her normal
Tim Dillon is a million times more funny than any of the left wing activists who disguise themselves as TV hosts like Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel and Corden. Yes or yes?
Someone needs to take this clip and animate the section where Dillon describes the Harriet Tubman episode of this new cartoon show Netflix is coming out with.
They really suffered when they lived off the taxes of British taxpayers... The royal wedding for Harry and Markle reportedly cost a grand total of $45 million. With an extensive security presence, fine dining and a number of other expenses, Harry and Markle’s wedding was quite the pricey affair. From snipers, undercover police and military tech, the overwhelming security added up to an estimated total of $42.1 million, per British wedding site Bridebook. Other key wedding expenses included: Twenty silver-plated trumpets that announced the event for $125,000, a pricey $70,000 lemon elderflower wedding cake from Violet Bakery in East London, an abundance of decorative flowers outside of St. George's Chapel at Windsor for $150,000, a reported $420,000 to hire the glass marquee for the evening reception at the Frogmore House, $36,000 on sausage rolls and hot tea for all of the 2,640 invited members of the public, and lastly, a reported $440,000 on Meghan’s iconic Givenchy gown.
@@Double_Vision Yeah and now they left but they still want the money.. You can't make this shit up. A guy who got 20 million dollars from his mother but complains that he doesn't have money for security.. People who sympathize with that are total morons..
Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦
It was all a fairytale to the actress until she found out her son would not have a royal title to his name, the work as a member of the royal family was all about giving and not taking and the money or the housing (cottage instead of a palace) was not as good as she thought it was going to be. She is a moral bankrupt person. You only have to scratch the surface of her past to know that.
Later she found out her son would eventually get a royal title when Charles becomes king so I don't understand why she had to bring that up in the interview and for some people who didn't watch the whole interview, they might thought it had to do with race. But I think some of the staff didn't like her and didn't give her answers.
She wrecked his entire life and legacy. That's the power of a wicked woman. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put his happiness together again.
Meghan was a C-class celebrity that hit the jackpot snatching the prince. Yes, she's hot but it ends there. I bet in less than 10 years Harry will be begging to return to Buckingham Palace. 🤦
@@gugy68 he was never kicked out bruv lmao not really... Think grandma cutting off her grandson? "Oh harry I'm cutting your allowance to 200mil a year down from 350."
Why is it assumed racism? Diana was blonde with blue eyes and read that history. They are making it about race bc they are boring, but people just seem to love talking about racism, even when it isn’t.
This was too funny from start to end. I would love to be a royal. How could one walk away from: waving, smiling, taking pictures (with charities as well), beautiful gowns, servants, first class travel, best food and medicine, and living in castles? You're an idiot for walking away. So what the press says bad things, they have to really work at their jobs, royals do not. Some royal staff member said something racist? Have them fired. A royal family member said something racist? Say something meaner to them band shut it down. It's not that hard. Good grief! You get back royal title and money for the rest of your life goodness sake!
For the past year I though that Tim was the funniest man of this generation. Now, with the passing of Norm MacDonald, Tim is the funniest man on earth.
You covered them so well, loved the humour and wit....thanks! He was put in the army to stop him falling out of clubs drunk and fighting with journalists and exposing his willy to everyone!
Harry isn`t the brightest candle on the cake. it's reported from classmates that he barely passed his exams to get to Eton University and to Sandhurst. If H wouldn`t be a Prince he would be a plumber or a construction worker...
I love tims views on things. Nothing like a “prince” who grew up insanely wealthy claiming to be oppressed. Same for megan. Slept her way to the top. So much for getting to the top on ur own 😜
Hey man sleeping your way to the top takes a lot of effort not everybody can do it. I couldn't do it and you couldn't do it so let's keep things in perspective here
@@moderatingmoderation1699 but apparently you’re taking the perspective of a entitled rich person, because of course they earned it and deserve it, and here’s the proof: (bullshit)
Entirely not true. He flew attack helicopters during raids. Many of times his helicopter was shot at by anti air craft guns and rpgs. I hate harry and what's hes done. But never lie about a mans service. Its disquieting and disrespectful
@@jordanleigh8119 Sorry jordan I’ve also heard that the military said he was a security risk so never really flew or cannot fly an aircraft or even toke part in dangerous assignment. Apparently he’s not that smart...... Allegedly!.
@@mgoub3798 well I've witnessed it with my own eyes. I was a mechanic based in camp bastion in the day of my delightful youth. And many times I saw him respond to air support requests and to hit strategic targets. The man has taken lifes. He did his bit. Hes a wanker but desveres the respect for doing his part. It is true he did once get ordered back to England by HM because mi5 believed there was going to be a attack to try and see if they could kill him. But what is so often the case military intelligence was wrong. The only time harry got any special treatment was at home. In those camps he was a solider. He got spoken to like the rest of us. Even tho he was technically the highest rank in Afghanistan when he went. Try speaking to other eye witnesses about it if you ever get the chance.
@@jordanleigh8119 Well that proves we need not judge so quickly. Thank you for your interesting information. With upmost respect to you. Well appreciated!…👏🏽
Harry Windsor was a racist all of his life from childhood. He mocked people of colour by emulating their accents & called them derogatory racist names from his days at early prep school & later as an Eton pupil. He continued throughout military service with his colleagues in the army, using racist insults. All of this right up until he meets Scumbellina & accuses his family on the O show saying, "I just couldn't believe it!"? Really Harry? Really??? The RF are *not* racist - Harry is & always was!!
Maybe harry think by marrying a woman of colour it would somehow absolve his racist past. Maybe it was his way of redeeming himself and showing to the world "see? I'm not a racist, a marry a woman of colour."
*Meghan Markle's name MEANS Pear! She named the show after herself!!!* Also, examples of the Royal Family being racist & not helping MM out included "I had to look up the words to the national anthem myself! ".. .England doesn't sing their anthem at every event like Americans. And she KNEW that, but still complained about it to Opera. Harry wanted to MOVE to Africa, (even talked about it years before MM) but instead they moved To LA. You know, away from the spotlight.
what’s the basis for the kid not being his? seems like you’d have to be an extra level of crazy to cheat on the dude, her entire new life and netflix series and big house(s) is based on her relationship with this guy
@@JP-wk7cc Diana had a prolonged affair with a red-headed Army cavalry officer named James Hewitt during her marriage to Prince Charles. Google him and you'll see side-by-side photos of Harry and him. Then Google Prince Charles and Harry's brother Prince William, who both have dark hair. Harry's clearly a cuckoo in the nest.
About time this was mentioned. It seems to me that the doubt over his parentage is at the root of Harry’s attitude. It’s as though he is daring the RF to address this. Whether Charles is his Father or not, the doubt is there and he is the image of Hewitt.
This bit is so hilarious in the light of her new interview with Cut magazine where she mentioned being likened to Nelson Mandela. They are really insane.
The worrying thing is that your President 'admires their courage'. As and Englisman I don't want them back. Royalty has served an important purpose in my country and the Queen is admirable in every way: as a role model and figurehead. These two are something you would throw out and not expect to be recycled!
Everyone needs a hypeman like Red Sweater Guy; him laughing at these jokes is the whipped cream and cherry on top of the malt shake that is Tim Dillon's comedy
