Tim Pool Shares His Idiotic Theory About Lesbians 

Tim Pool offering himself up as some sort of masculine ideal is hilarious.

Tim Pool is enough to turn me lesbian, and I'm a straight male.

The way he spouts some speculative nonsense and then comments "interesting" to himself, so his viewers understand how brilliant and correct and insightful he is.

I have a lot of respect for Emma as a woman now. The amount of self restraint it must have took her to control her hormones around a high T Chad like Tim Pool it deserves respect.

Tim Pool perpetually hiding his bald head under a beanie lecturing about real masculinity is the funniest thing ever.

As a formerly closeted lesbian who dated a manly Libertarian guy in college who was super into guns, trucks, rebuilding classic cars, rock climbing, spelunking, diving, hunting, and camping in the wilderness, I can say with absolute certainty that no, it's not because we just haven't been exposed to "manly" men. Manly men are the grossest to me, and no amount of shirtless Jason Momoa or Jeremy Allen White in underwear will ever turn me straight. It just makes me more gay. However, Tim "Low T" Pool also makes me more gay, so if he wants to apply his own theory to that logic, that's fine with me.

As a non-binary male attracted to masculine energy I’m about to go full lesbian. Thanks Tim Pool!

Him pausing after positing his hypothetical and then saying “interesting” to his own theory is just so on brand and dumb.

I'm bisexual, but I think after seeing Tim Pool on screen I think I can feel my lesbianism increasing exponentially....

The oldest trope in the book. "A real man could turn her straight" - I feel like I heard that all the time as a kid in the 80s.

Pool is like saying " Lesbians are lesbians because they haven't met me and men like me". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’d have thought that the cliche of “you’ve just not met the right man yet” was so eyerollingly played out that noone would dare say it, but here we are

Bless Tim Pool, He's out here rapidly approaching his 40's and finally tackling the type of deep thoughts a junior-high school kid would have the first time they got in to their parents liquor cabinet. clearly one of this centuries greatest mind at work.

Nothing says masculinity like sitting behind a desk, bitching about women, and wearing a beanie indoors year round. 💪

He's probably still hung up on Emma turning him down on poker and checking out the skate park.

Most divorced guy who's never been married

Knowing Tim counts himself in the group thats masc enough to make lesbians straight is so funny

I can see Tim being the reason a woman swings the other way and never looks back.

I find it crazy that people so obsessed with the idea of 'real men' are incapable of admitting gender identity is a thing

Dim Tool really is one of my favourite news guys. Hes a real road scholar, and as a 38 year old virgin who is still afraid of talking to women he doesnt employ or have on his podcast, he is aspirational. A modern monk!

The thing that I think is funny about this argument is how does Tim explain lesbians in the past? There weren't "woke male feminists" in the 1800's.

Tim Pool's beanie has created more lesbians than woke men.

Damn thats childish as hell. These are thoughts I had as a young teen learning about the spectrum of sexuality

Can we also talk about how clearly that video is satire and Tim fell for it?

This is so dumb. As a straight dude, I can acknowledge there are very attractive men out there, yet not be attracted to them personally. My sexuality isn't based on how many sexy women are put there. I'd imagine the same is true for everybody: Lesbians just aren't attracted to men, no matter how attractive they may be.

Dim Tool is the prime example of what happens when kids are deprived of a normal, social maturation process. Dropped out of middle school and is just now, as he nears his 40s, arriving at the average, early 2000s high schooler's ideas and thought processes.

I KNEW IT! He basically used the old, "She just hasn't met the right man yet," argument. What a frickin loser.

Tim Pool - famously in-shape manly man who never whines.

Tim's a little sensitive because every woman he approaches in public claims to be lesbian when he talks to them

If Tim Pool is an example of true masculinity we're in huge trouble.

It terrifying how this would be a standup act for anyone else but he's totally being serious!!!!! He has too much of a megaphone for his level of insanity.

Tim can't get a date and so projects his weird insecurities

I was half expecting him to say that lesbians just haven't had enough tours, poker, and sushi with the boysh.

Tim is that weird older brother who never quite grew up and is always bothering his younger sibling’s friends with conspiracy theories and manosphere garbage.

Random girl: exists happily Tim Pool: immediately begins shedding r*pist particles

Tim is what the term "Durrrr dooooyyyy duhhhhh burpaderp herp scurpin burrrrrrrrr" was invented for.

The fact that Tim's idea of the most masculine thing you can do is paying the bill, is quite revealing

This really is the incel arc. He got rejected and instead of looking inward at how he might be a better person, he externalized it concluding that girls only like chads. And now he stretches literally everything to fit that narrative.

It is amazing to me that we're still having this conversation today. Homosexuality is, for the most part as there are most likely variations, it's involuntary. It is not a learned behavior, it is not something you choose. There may very well be exceptions to this as when it comes to people there's really never a one size fits all model. People tend to be many shades of gray; non-binary in many aspects. I thought at the turn of the century, we as a society understood that sexual orientation is not something one has control over. As a gay man, living in a very hetro-normative world back in the 90s. I had to come to grips with the reality that i was in fact gay; a homosexual. I fought that, because the brain washing begins early. Told by many adults around me in my youth, that being gay was wrong and even a choice. Well, I tried to be with a woman, actually tried to lose my virginity with a girl in my class. Hell, I was told by society that's how it works; no that's not what happened. What ended up happening was embarrassing, but ultimately led me to realize. My Homosexuality was not something I could change. My first kiss I had with my first boyfriend gave me a feeling I'd never felt with any girlfriend I'd ever had. When he and I kissed, I finally understood what people talked about when they said "fireworks" or "sparks" and sweaty palms with butterflies in the stomach. It felt special, it felt magical. The girlfriend I tried to lose my virginity to was the first person I came out to. Her reaction was really funny. She said "nnnnooo....oo well.. actually that's makes a lot of sense." She came to take great pride in this saying "wow, I had sex with a gay guy" lol. We're still friends today, she's an amazing woman and a mother now. I have a husband, which I never thought would be possible in my lifetime. He and I have been together for eleven years. The point is one does not just become a lezbian because men aren't being healthy. There was nothing wrong with the woman I tried to lose my virginity to. I'm a homosexual, and that's no one's fault; it just simply is. This apparently is just something Tim Poolhead can't seem to grasp.

Tim Pool - (Says something stupid) Tim Pool - "Interesting"

Tim's caught in the old trope. "If she had met me, I'll make her turn straight.".

"Is this guy an adult?" I agree. I can't imagine why anyone would listen to someone who sounds like a squeaky toy.

Buying a woman's affection by paying for things doesn't seem as "alpha" as Timmy thinks it is.

OMG that tongue click by TP made me laugh out of embarrassment and pity for him.

tim’s view of gender is so reductive that he thinks man=masculinity and woman=femininity, but he fails to realize that WOMEN CAN BE MASCULINE!! and as i lesbian i can promise tim that i am very attracted to masculine women

On Sam's theory about Tim reacting to a rejection, He did get shut down pretty badly by Emma over the Sush with the Boish. To be serious, every masculine attracted woman i know, including myself, has dated a goon like Tim at least once. Its part of the learning process. You date your first asshole in order to learn that you aren't immune to attracting assholes. The trick is in learning the red flags so you avoid dating another Tim.

Tim Pool is a cartoon character the way he never takes that beanie off

😂 he literally debunked himself in that first clip. If the men she’s around are “too feminine”, she would rather be with a…female..?

Is Tim Pool even masculine? Guy hides his bald head and doesn't have much a body IMHO.

If there's one thing that will instantly kill my attraction to a man, it's finding out he has conservative, right-wing values like Tim's.

The fact Tim Pool thinks this is a new theory shows how cognitively limited he is. This is just another variation of the same old, "You just haven't gotten with the right man yet." There are women who have had lasting relationships with feminine men. Does this automatically mean that those women are actually lesbians because it fails to comply with Tim Pool's idea of what is universally applicable? I like how people like Tim Pool will consistently complain about having to hear about LGBT people, but they can't stop talking about us every single day.

Im a bisexual guy. Im not dumb enough to think i can speak to the experience of lesbian women, and so im even *less* interested in the opinion of a straight guy whos never been in a relationship in the first place, trying to speak for the lives of millions of others.

I know the right was also complaining about women refusing to date them. Hard to imagine little Timmy not taking part in that.

Dim Tool's idea only works if you assume these lesbians have never watched TV, or movies, or read magazines, or been out in public. He knows that actors and male models are good looking and that these lesbians are bound to have seen them, right?

Unreal you guys have found someone dimmer than Dave Rubin. Keep it coming. Pure comedy.

Tim is still coping because Emma didn't want to hang out with him. He couldn't possibly be the problem. It must be OTHER people. He's a child.

The video Timmy was responding to was a TikTok of her saying she felt the feminism leaving her body after a guy bought her a drink. She posted a followup saying it was just a joke, because…duh. She didn’t know who he was but was honored that Pool, Matt Walsh, and Fox News made her famous. She also said it outed her as bi to her rightwing family because she hadn’t told them. All because of an obvious joke since they can’t recognize humor.

Tim Pool mining all day at the podcast quarry. Just 10-12 hours of masculine hard work, searching for articles and just reading the headlines all day.

I absolutely love that Tim, a man who looks like the poster boy of every conservative stereotype of a “soy” male on the left. Is talking about “low T” and so on. It’s seriously hilarious, and very sad at the same time.

The funny part of Tim doing this is that *HE DOES NOT LOOK THE PART.* That's why there is always references to money thrown in for good measure. There was another panel where they were discussing "the decline of traditional masculinity" and EVERY SINGLE guy in there was one of those average-looking nerdy RU-vidr types.

"Is this guy an adult?" LMAO

0:57 it’s hilarious to me that Tim genuinely thinks he embodies the kind of masculinity he talks about. Even if his premise wasn’t stupid (and it is incredibly stupid), the double delusion that HE’S one of strong virulent men he’s talking about just never stops being funny.

But wait. If Emma turned down Super T’d Tim AND sushi, AND the skate park, AND poker with the boys, she must be REALLY gay.

I'm a bi woman, who chose to marry a male back in the late 80s. He paid for dinner (most of the time), was very supportive and kind (even to service people, so surely he's a beta male?), is funny and makes me laugh (and laughs at my jokes, so I guess he must be woke, 'cause woman can't be funny). Seriously, I would never trust men like this to tell anyone what women want, or WHY they want it. Women, like men, are NOT a monolith; some women may be attracted to guys that take them out for sushi before a rad run at the skateboard park, or whatever, and some women like smart, funny men who are possibly good-looking, with beards, maybe balding, but always reliable, supportive, and a joy to live with. (Secret shout out to my husband in our 35th years of marriage.)

How can anybody resist a guy that wears a beanie every waking moment?

As if Tim is masculine lol. Dude pouts into a microphone for a living.

Wait... if Tim is a hypermasculine man and ALL women are attracted to that type of energy why didnt Emma go out for sushi and drinks with the boys? I mean she shouldn't have been able to resist him. He has so much testosterone flowing though his veins he was able to grow a beanie to compensate for the overflowing masculine prowess destroying his hair follicles

If I was a woman and a bunch of tim pools were my options, I'd start looking for aliens 😭

i like how he had to impersonate a 'masculine man' because he himself doesnt measure up to his standards of masculinity 😂

Tim Pool is awesome, I can always count on laughing my ass off listening to that fool.

What a great theory! I am a gay man, and I've just realized after 58 years that I've never really been around really feminine women. You know, the kind of women who would wait on me and bring me a sandwich and pick up my dirty laundry from wherever I left it and such while I go to work and earn the bread... Thanks, Tim Pool. You changed my life! But what do I tell my husband?

Tim's logic is nonsensical anyway. And you can turn it on its head by asking whether the only reason Tim is heterosexual is because he hasn't met a hot enough gay man. Because, if the mechanism works in one direction, as he claims, it should work in the other direction too. Thus, the only reason Tim likes women (well, let me rephrase that: The only reason Tim is sexually attracted to women) is because he hasn't yet been swept of his feet by a gay man. It means that subconsciously, he's always looking out for the possibility. I'm sure Tim would accept this argument, because it makes complete logical sense.

I personally believe that masculinity comes in all forms and is more a vibe than a checklist but I don't think I'm the only one that looks at Pim Tool and goes ... "nope, not masculine at all"

Tim "How do you do, fellow kids?"-meme Pool He's even got the skateboard.

As a cis straight male I gotta say; I've liked the vast majority of lesbians I've met. Generally lovely and not the "man haters" they are made out to by some.

"Skateboard Wonka" is lowkey amazing 👏 well done, Matt

Y'all realize that this is conversation therapy talk, right? Like if there were masculine or feminine enough people, even the gayest gay or lesbianest lesbian would turn straight. This is conversion therapy talk. Amidst the jokes and the laughter at Tim pool's silliness, let's not forget the dark undertones of this.

Great thumbnail image of Tim Pool. As a friendly reminder, "too limp" is an anagram for Tim Pool.

If timmy is masculine, then I'm a Nigerian prince😂😂

I love how Tim Pool is implying that he's a beacon of masculinity. He looks and sounds exasctly like the men he's attempting to dunk on.

Even most of the straight women are not interested in the big ripped Chad bro. You know who is interested in Chad bro?

If his theory were true, Judy Garland, Madonna, Cher, Lady Gaga etc. would've have turned all gay men straight.

Tim Pool is actually indistinguishable from an AI now

Tim pool reminds me of every teenage boy before he matures and learn about the real world

"LGBTQ" Correct, Tim. I am _pretending to be a transgender gay man because I'm no longer attracted to men. Because THAT makes sense._

Kinda weird, every woman i ask out turns out to be a lesbian. I wonder why? -TP 😅

So since Tim is around such ALPHA males does that mean he get attracted to them? Because it seems to me that is how Tim thinks this works.

Tim’s like “all you lesbians would turn straight if you just took a look at my beanie”.

Omg every time I hear Tim Pool I get second hand embarrassment.

Tim Pool reminds me of that little guy in a group who's trying to impress the bigger guys by being the instigator , being mouthy and starting fights that he knows he doesn't actually have to finish.

So since there aren't masculine men around to be attracted to, they decide to go with women, who are famously not masculine? I don't understand this 6th grade logic.

Who wins a fight between Pool and Shapiro? The amount of manliness would be amazing

Yeah no I'm a lesbian that's into masculinity, just masculinity in women and nonbinary people. Masculinity in men does literally nothing for me, and tbh until I get to know a masculine man I'm mostly just scared of him

A "real man" wouldn't have to wear a beenie all the time because they are afraid of going bald.

“Real masculinity would be so overpowering and irresistible” Sounds like me who’s generally a lesbian, well, until I see a femboy. They’re so fuggin cute omg!

Tim would be the villain in a bad sex comedy from like 2004

His message is really quite simple and straightforward: America's lesbians clearly need Tim Pool. He is ready to step up to the plate, and is waiting for their call. He'll sort them out real quick, beautiful masculine male specimen that he is.

sometimes women become lesbians because a guy at a party is too alpha(like Tim Pool style) and aggressive..... her friend notices and swoops in , says "hey babe" , puts her arm around the friend and introduces herself to the alpha male as her girlfriend so he backs off. I did it for my friend. It worked and he actually asked a mutual friend if her lesbian couple friends were still together..... She remembered the party and said "yes they are " He was actually glad to hear it and thought we made a good couple. Neither of us are gay in reality, but we are to that one guy

Real men take their hats off when they are inside, Tim.

Tim Pool is capable of such unique insights into the female brain, he really seems to be able to know what women are thinking. Make you wonder if he is experiencing low T or something, to be able to walk in their shoes so easily.