GOBERT HAS TO GO. HE IS KWAME BROWN. NO POST MOVES COMMITTED TO MEMORY. HIS FEET ARE SLOW. HE HAS NO IQ, ONLY REACTS. IF THE TEAM DOESN'T FUNNEL PLAYERS TO THE BASKET, THEY ARE PLAYING 4 V 5 BALL
“Hey, maybe we should hire Micah Nori to be an NBA head coach,” a reserved Asian man says to you at the bar while you’re watching Mavs-Wolves Game 5. “That’s not a bad idea,” you reply, not really thinking in the moment. A pretty unremarkable encounter right? You collect your stuff and step outside the bar to make your way home. WRONG! That man was an undercover agent for the RBG, North Korea’s intelligence agency, and he has identified YOU as his mark. As you walk out of the bar, you start to feel lightheaded, the world starts spinning around you, and you collapse to the floor in the sidewalk. You were drugged with a paralytic nerve agent and are now at the mercy of the North Korean government. You wake up, stunned and dazed, tied to a seat in a cargo plane, hearing only angry shouts of Korean. A North Korean officer jams you in the face with his gun and you fall back unconscious. You wake up to water being splashed on your face in the cell of a North Korean prison. Meanwhile, guards prepare you to see 7Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un sentences you to 20 years of service in a labor camp. His reasoning for the judgment is that “No one should hire a coach who runs the horrible, despicable, putrid drop coverage against ball screens.” You now live in North Korea. 🇰🇵
Icing the screen ❌️ Feet sliding ❌️ Closing the space ❌️ Congress investigations ❌️ Gambling ✅️ Going under ✅️ Getting blasted the other way (pause) ✅️
Look folks, I’m unemployed living in the spare bedroom in my mom’s trailer. Directly in front of me, hanging on the wall, is a sign that says “What happens at nana’s house stays at nana’s house.” I am within three feet of potpourri at all times. There is an empty wooden dresser in the spare room that I’m not allowed to touch. Not use, mind you. I can’t even touch it. Put that little tidbit in your pipe and smoke it. “How is it that you now find yourself in this unfortunate situation,” you might ask. Well, firstly, that’s none of your business, okay? I’m not asking you how much salt to put on French fries. Never have, never will. I’ll only say that the reason I’m in this hellhole full of wicker and potholders shaped like roosters has more to do with going under screens and gambling on steals than you’d probably expect. .You wanna rationalize and think going under a screen or two isn’t a big deal? Wait until an Eastern European with love handles and a Dennis the menace haircut drops a flaming 20 spot on you in the first quarter. You want to gamble on a steal? You might as well be the person yelling expletives at famous death row records hip hop artists and some stranger’s grandpa. I’m a lost cause, but please, go and tell the unsuspecting denizens of New England my story. The cycle of lazy close outs and showing too hard on a rejected screen ends now. It must. Or we will lose everything we hold close to our hearts.
I was hoping I would not see this from the Wolves but expected it. Every single time I get excited about a team turning things around lately they lose the very next game.
@@kwakumadridista1916 I don’t know if I would give too much hate on the head Coach, he’s injured and wasn’t able to be out there helping the team as much
@@docmemphis2760 well the Lakers were barely a playoff team. And every game the Nuggets were trailing. So yeah the Nuggets weren’t the same team of last year.
I agree with what chuck and shaq said during halftime. The wolves played their asses off and won game 4 and then played this game like they were content with not being swept, they played with absolutely 0 urgency game which is embarrassing
he just showed you why it's coaching. realistically, i can't remember another coaching meltdown this bad. the mavericks were pretty much playing an A.I team on rookie difficulty when they were on offense.
@@OnlyOrganicsMMA He showed me why it was coaching by pointing out the defensive mistakes the Wolves were making? That's completely circular reasoning "Its bad coaching cause they're playing bad defense, they're playing bad defense cause its bad coaching" OR, like virtually all teams do, they take a minute to get going on either side of the ball and before they could get into any rhythm an unhinged psycho named Luka dropped 20 points on them in a single quarter and shattered their morale entirely. Pretending like basketball just boils down to X's and O's ignores all the other aspects. Still love his content though, hes hilarious.
@@jonathanadam8344 Nobody is saying they need 12 minutes, a few posessions tops, it literally happens all the time idk what playoffs you've been watching... Problem is in the first few mins Luka already had like 12pts.
I don't even think it was because of the first quarter. They were cooked before the game even started. Barkley was right, they were just happy to not have gotten swept and they didn't bother showing up for this game.
Incredible handle, all time best probably.. But it certainly helps that the Timberwolves played like it was mid January and not their last game of the year. I imagine Drue Holliday will be a much tougher assignment...
Did you ever notice Antman's defence is just him standing around chilling. He rarely has his feet set. He's not going to win a chip unless he gets serious, improves his conditioning and improves his defensive intensity.
I have asked the Wolves to hire you and told the NBA to listen to you. It would be nice to have good basketball and it would be nice to see you be rewarded for being a knowledgeable basketball guy. I really have appreciated what you do on this channel. Thanks for teaching me basketball and thanks for calling out the NBA for the trash it is. Guaranteed the **** sucking announcers on tv aren't.
only a few more of these bangers left this season, folks. Enjoy them while they last. We love you AC. We will avoid all drop coverage and hedge every screen during the offseason
Hedge the screen❌ Ice the screen❌ Stupid drop coverage✔️ Sprinting to help❌ Filling the gaps❌ Giving up the lane✔️ Slide your feet instead of gambling❌ Backpedaling✔️
Much better analyses than SAS, Coach. I know that's a low bar, but you make great points. Well done. Wolves spent all their energy and hope to save themselves from a sweep, then simply fell into the trash effort of G5.
NBA is sports entertainment. Look up what that means, people. It takes two seconds. It means they can script and rig the games all they want without legal liability, just like the WWE. Theres no excuse left for people who still think the NBA is real competitive basketball
