Tipping Culture Is Awful | Asmongold Reacts to Degenerocity 

Some drunk guy accidentally tipped me 50$ for a 17 dollar meal once. Tried to explain to him that it's okay if he wants to return it. Guy was too embarrassed to ask for his 50 dollars back. Tip culture goes far beyond reason.

1. Underpay your employees 2. They have to rely on tips 3. Employees demand a raise 4. Reject it since they're already tipped. 5. Repeat

Correction & Fun Fact: tipping can be seen as rude in Japan because they value dignity and respect much more than tipping. The Japanese believe you are already paying for a good service, so there is no need to pay extra by tipping.

Tattoo artists choose how much they charge, they are not underpaid and still expect to get a tip. It's ridiculous.

It was the weirdest thing to me when I ordered something from Uber eats for a friend in the U.S and sat there for an hour wondering why not a single driver was taking the order only for them to tell me it was because I chose not to tip. Why am I tipping for something that hasn’t happened yet and for someone that I don’t know…? That whole concept is just so strange.

I'm Icelandic, we have a set minimum wage for full time employees that is calculated monthly, no hourly nonsense, if you fulfil the hours on a full time contract, you must be paid at least that amount per month. Tipping is very much not a thing here except whenever tourists want to tip, mostly in bars, tipping is in no way required or even asked for. That being said, there was a major media furore here last month when a restaurant out in the countryside decided to start charging a 30% gratuity. For the owner. The staff wouldn't have seen any of that money, and he got absolutely roasted for it, even after he walked that nonsense back, the locals are still not willing to go and eat there and they tell all the tourists about it. Good riddance to idiotic business owners.

If tipping is optional, be thankful for every tip and don't get pissy for getting none. If tipping is mandatory, state it in the menu instead of dishonestly hiding the extra cost.

I am from the UK and tipping is a thing here, but it is still seen as optional and when you DO tip, they absolutely love it and are so gratefull. I went to Italy in may, and it was for my girlriends birthday and so when we were out for a birthday dinner, I tipped 20 euros on a meal and they literally went nuts. they gave us free limoncello shots and were just super nice. It was a bigger tip than usual and they would have had to share it, so it wasn't like I had just paid their kids college but it was a gesture of appreciation and that is why they were so happy. in the US, tipping is extortion.

As immigrant, I used to think tipping was kinda weird when I first got here a long time ago. It reminded me of something you'd give to beggars, something you'd do to someone who you think is beneath you, an insult. Even the whole tip jar thing in some places reminded me of the jars beggars carry with them.

As someone who grew up in Europe, this has been one of the biggest culture shocks of coming to North America. I'll never forget one time, I'd been living in Canada for about 1 year and my friend from Sweden was visiting. I take him to one of my favorite restaurants and when I'm paying for my meal, I leave a 10% tip. The waitress looks at the machine while I'm doing this, then looks at me and unironically asks "was something wrong with your service today?" (as if to say, that tip was too low). Coming from a country where tipping rarely if ever happens even in high tier restaurants, to seemingly insulting someone for "only" tipping 10% (on a freaking expensive meal might I add), is wild.

My wife and I went into a frozen yogurt place on vacation. We got our own bowls, poured our own flavors, added our own toppings, got our own spoons, weighed them ourselves, and the kid behind the counter that never said a word turned the iPad around and the minimum default tip was 20%

I am so proud of Degenerocity, for making it to this point. He's so good.

I’ve stopped tipping on take out orders. I never believed in tipping for me picking up my own food but I started during Covid to help out. I’ve hit my limit with how annoying this tipping shit has gotten.

I've never seen tipping done in Australia, the closest thing we have is a tip jar that's usually in support of some charity, not the employees.

Observationaly, restaurants started pushing for more tips as soon as they made that law that said Managers can collect all the tips and then give them out as they see fit and keep tip money for themselves. This is greedy people screwing both low level employees and customers.

Corporate greed. Plain and simple. The issue is there aren’t enough jobs for people to be picky. Additionally, if every company pays their workers $2 an hour and requires tips, then workers have no choice but to work for nothing.

The companies should start tipping customers for buying stuff, makes as much sense to me as tipping the cashiers for doing the one thing they were hired and are already getting paid to do.

"it's not the company's fault they are just following the rules" Well, actually, they paid millions of dollars to politicians through lobbying to write the rules that way, so I would say the government and the companies can split the blame 50-50.

This whole thing became from "Hold the change(and afterward split among the staff)" which is the most normal way of tipping to "Let me to some math so i don't look cheap and you can afford to live waiter"

Had a transfer flight in Miami delayed, I was given a hotel to stay in for the night and meal vouchers I could use at that hotel. After eating at the hotel restaurant I used my meal voucher but they wouldn't let me leave unless I left a tip. I had no U.S cash and my meal voucher was all that I had. It was fkn nuts that they wouldn't let me go to my hotel room unless I tipped despite paying in meal vouchers.

Back in 2001 me and my family visited friends in USA. The tipping culture was one of the things that shocked us about the country (this was before youtube etc). I remember my dad thinking it was some kind of scam, before we realised how common it was.

Took the family out to Steak and Shake. It's all 100% self-serve on the inside now, no waiters etc. Asked me for a tip, so I said audibly so some people can hear me "who am I suppose to tip? for what? what are you being tipped for, doing your job?" I'm so confused

Everytime i come back to the u.s it always blows my mind that everywhere asks for tips. Feels like people are constantly begging me for money its so annoying. Its like homless people asking for a dollar every second

The biggest problem is that tips have become an expectation and an obligation vice a little extra to say "thanks." I have almost completely quit tipping or patroning anywhere that expects it.

Tipping in most of Europe usually manifests as rounding an awkward price for a service up, allowing the person working there to take the extra, it’s never a percentage of the price or anything like that. It surprised me when i heard that people tipped in percentages in the US

15% used to be the norm, now sometimes the lowest pre-set option is 20%, you have to pick the custom amount if you want to go lower. I already pay 15% tax on every purchase I make, aint no way I'm tipping more than I'm paying taxes.

Difference between the US and other places like Europe is that tipping in the US is being used as a stand in for a proper wage, where in the EU its seen as a little extra ONTOP of the normal proper wage for doing an exceptional job.

This is why we always pick up our food - so we don't have to deal with bad service and guilted into BS tipping for it.

My friend used to give me shit for not auto tipping 20% minimum no matter what and said if families couldn’t afford to tip then they can’t afford to go out to eat…. Then my friend got bills and had to start paying for more than just their own food and guess who stopped tipping

The problem is 80% of these places that are now asking for tips none of it actually goes to the employees

Another thing is the inherent sexism. Women are far far more likely to be tipped then men. A man working a server job is looked down on and jusged unfairly while a women is pitied. Both sides being unfairly judged

As a server, it was always crazy to me how we are allowed to get paid 25% (maybe less depending on the state) of minimum wage, making the bulk of our income entirely customer reliant. At least in a restaurant where you have a server coming to your table, taking your order, and taking care of you, your tip is 90% of their income essentially.

Literally an American moment. Just tip /after/. Too many damn times I've been screwed over with doordash lmao.

Just remember, you never “owe” a tip. Tips are always voluntary. That’s why they’re called “tips” and not “fees”. You should always trust your instincts on when and how much to tip. The customer is the only person to decide what is “appropriate”. At the end of the day, a tip is a “gratuity”. It is not supposed to be a bribe or a ransom for goods and services.

Europe tipping culture: we NEVER even remember tipping exists. This is what I hate the most about going to the US, because its like everyone stares at you and hates you for not giving 2x the amount of what you bought in a tip. Like what? I bought a tshirt, it said $5, and I gave you $5. That's all, that's what I came here to buy. Or uber eats and it said $8 and thats all I pay, that's all I bought. If a tshirt is $5 and they force me to tip $10, then that tshirt might aswell be $15. And for that I wouldn't buy it. So no I will not tip, and if you force me I will return the item and never come back again. Employers would get burned so much, so soon. Tipping in EU is only done when we get an extremely and insanely out of this world service, when the guy works his ass off to do something that he was not required to do, just to please the costumer. Tipping is supposed to be something exceptional, and special. Not the norm.

I have never HAD to tip because we pay people a normal wage in Ireland. I have tipped for great service

FYI asking to round up to the nearest dollar to Donate🥺 is actually just a ploy to get tax write offs for the corporation! DONT FALL FOR THIS! Don’t help the big corporations. Just donate yourself if you want to later, then YOU get the tax write off!

I worked as a waiter for two weeks, the way tipping works legally is as follows (at least for restaurants): -They pay you less than minimum wage. -Part of the contract states that you will make more after tips (at the restaurant I worked at they said it would total out to $10.50) However there were some issues, one main one, and the reason I quit comes from what they referred to as “cut work” at the end of your shift you are “cut” where they tell you they don’t need you and you can go home, however they want you to do chores before you leave (sweeping, cleaning, trash, folding napkins, etc) but they also wanted you to do this AFTER you clocked out And they would give you less time and shifts if you complained or didn’t do all the cut work. This is ilegal, at least in Texas, it is ilegal to ask any employee to complete tasks while off the clock or if other means of compensation have not been arranged. Each pay period your guaranteed pay is calculated by your wages + tips decided by the hours you were clocked in, so your cut work isn’t counted, despite the fact that they would sometimes assign 2-4 hours of cut work. I had to chalk the free work I did up to experience and I now dislike tipping as a whole and don’t support it, I think all companies should pay they’re employees a living wage, as these jobs that run on tips often go to people like college students, older people, or others who can’t get full time or go work elsewhere Thanks for listening to my Ted talk

What gets me are the places that automatically add the tip to the bill lol

Your comments on education were exactly what people need to hear, i applaud you for using your reach to deliver it

In Europe it still differs per country. In German/Scandinavian countries I noticed that if the service is good you just round it up to what is convenient and if it's exceptional you maybe add a bit more. When I was on vacation in Italy I tried to round up the check but they literally said that service fee was already included (it was like €2 per person on a check of €80) and that was going directly to the personell, so they just flat out refused the tip. I think that's a very good way to do it, but still in places where the service is so good, I kind of just want to tip, like a seafood place in Genoa giving me a rundown of 5 different kinds of oysters.

Free Market gone wild: Corporations can do whatever the hell they want as long as they pay off politicians. Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

I wrote a speech on tipping culture. One of, if not THE BIGGEST reason for excessive tipping requests are companies like Square who take a portion of all transactions through POS systems INCLUDING TIPS!!! They have a major incentive to require or force business POS systems to request a tip for every transaction.

Omg dude... I took the salt and pepper shakers cuz they included a 25% tip at this place lol.

Brought my dog to the groomer a couple of days ago. $100 and the screen asks for a tip on top of it. Of course I did 15% but only because I want to keep bringing her there since it’s around the corner. But it seems so coercive

I remember when we visited the US couple years back and we went on one of those tours in LA where you essentially just drive by where famous people live. Don't remember how much it was, but at the end they asked for a tip where "50$ or more/peron was considered customary". The tour was terrible and my dad said fuck that, these guys aint getting shit.

When I went to US we had to go around asking for how much the waiters where expecting in tip and I had to use a calculator to see how much things actually costs in the grocery story. Sigh. So tiresome

but somehow tipping cops is considered a crime

Any smaller fast food restaurants I go to always have a tip section that I have to mark zero on whenever I pay with card. They never ask for a tip, but I'm always thinking, "Nah. If you ain't delivering to my home, serving me at a booth, refilling my water, giving me bread sticks, and I'm just taking this food to go, then why the hell would I tip your establishment for such a basic, standard service?"

Hey people dont buy into the whole "waiters wage" lie that they only get 2.4$/h, waiters literally make at least minimun wage. By law if their tips and wage doesnt add up to minimum wage the employer has to make up the difference. The truth is waiters dont want to change the law, they make much more money with this system. Only tip if you get exeptional service or if the restaurant has a tip share system where BOH(Back of House) gets a cut of tips because they're the ones that do all the hard work.

Asmond's rant at the end of this was awesome. Amen

I personally believe if you are gonna be tipped as a server you have to be exceptionally good and trying your hardest to make sure the guest has the best experience possible

Who is gonna tip the tipper? I think I deserve a tip for eating at your restaurant as well, why aren’t I getting tipped for doing nothing special?

Some places now do automatic tipping and they don’t mention it ANYWHERE except for tiny writing on the bottom of the receipt. They hope you’ll tip ON TOP of the food and auto tip.

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When i was rly drunk i once tipped 0.1 dollars, my friend told me this the day after and that the waiter said loudly and ironiclly "oh thanks so much going to change my life"

I really appreciate your take here. When I was broke I was basically shamed out of enjoying my time anywhere because I couldn't afford to tip and now years later and tipping culture is more in your face and offensive than ever before. I go out of my way to tip when someone provides a skilled service above what I expected of them or did something I was unable to do myself, but it sucks that those tips are often unappreciated because it's the norm. I'm just paying their wage, theres nothing extra or appreciative of that, im just doing whats expected and it feels awful for everyone except the businesses that refuse to pay them instead.

I only tip when I feel like someone has gone above and beyond in their service to me, more than that is required of their job. My mother on the other hand will leave money on the table for a server who was rude, ignored our table for over an hour, if the food was cold or over cooked or raw, and regardless of the experiences of everyone else, just because she's afraid to be remembered at that business as a bad tipper. But at the same time she wont ever go back there because the service was shit. I dont understand the duality of it, how it can be so ingrained in someone's mind. And btw, this is Canada I'm referring to. Servers get paid a proper wage here, not that silly pennies on the dollar garbage they have in the US.

When i worked as a cart pusher, customers would force tips on me, especially towards the holidays. Now, the policy at the store was we were not allowed to accept it. I don't mind tipping for good service or if i want to round up. But it shouldn't be expected.

There is saying that goes "never blame the circumstances, it is your job to adapt" and i think those who blame the circumstances just doesnt do anything at all to even try and improve themselves.

I worked in a bunch of service jobs in Florida (minimum wage was around $7.40 at that time). They were allowed to pay me only $5/hr, because they ESTIMATED average tips would bring your income to AT LEAST the minimum wage on average. Busy weekends I would sometimes make $200 for 4 hours. Most week days I would make around $40 for 4 hours, WITH tips. We were a high price point restaurant who DID NOT force a service fee, EVEN for parties of 6 or more, so it was up to customers to tip right. Florida people, especially after Covid, don't tip well, if at all. Service would get food out under 10 minutes, sommelier service, wine tastings, crumbing, etc high intensity stuff. Consistently would have tables of 8 or more, bill is $200+, and ZERO tips. People from other countries see tipping as unnecessary, people eating at restaurants are broke too, or they generally think we get paid well because of how nice the restaurant was, so it's absolutely up to our law-makers to change this. It's a ridiculous system that needs to change. It's not up to the public to pay business's employees their wages.

Tipping is the best, the owner and i team up to pay his waiter. Next time i can bring my grandma to do the accounting and my uncle can repair the oven. When i'm done eating, i always ask for some trash to take with me on the way out. Best experience.

Tipping should only be for a job well done and not socially forced or mandatory. If I don't like a waiter or their service then I don't tipp, no matter the weird looks that I get then. Don't let yourself get passive aggressively pressured by other people.

One of the regulars at my restaurant was talking to me and mentioned always giving a tip to the chefs for her special order after talking about how much she loves it. When she realized they have never seen it in years the the waitresses always pocket it she was red from embarrassment and just about in tears.

Stop tipping. People have to force the employers to pay them a fair wage instead of them making the customer cover their wage. Also, the person that cooked the food deserves it more then someone who took the order; an app can do their job.

Please remember everyone, in the US employees are entitled to minimum wage. Even if they get tips, so that if you do not tip a server the store is made to supplement their income to minimum wage, if tips do not equal minimum or above minimum wage. PS: please tell me if I am wrong about this.

Few things: 1.- Tipping being almost obligatory is BS. Tipping is a reward for a near excellent service from your server. It's not me having to pay them wages. 2.- Tipping is only for servers, not for cookers. People, this is easy to understand. The cookers are usually paid the most, I mean without food there's no restaurant. The tips are for the servers because they are usually payed way less. The cooker is getting payed as long as you pay for the fricking food.

Tipping is a gratuity, not an expectation. US is insane in that regard

Its a great way for corporations to make more money. "Hey come work for us, we wont pay you well, but we will make our customers decide what you deserve and they can pay your salary instead of us"

If you go through the Starbucks drive through and order a coffee, when you get to the window you hand them your payment and they’ll turn around a iPhone and ask for a 15-25% tip.

Last time I used a delivery app to order food I got yelled at for not tipping. Neighbor was sitting on his front porch. Never used a food delivery app since and got a car. This was back when I did not have much money or a car and it was my second time ordering food on the app.

The worst part is those little ipads show how much you tip, and if the worker sees a small number or 0 they can get pissed off. I learned this cuz some of the ladies had nothing to do so they were playing with the machine, and she was laughing about how some dude paid $0 tip. They also charge before anything happens so if its a coffee-shop style place, you pay before your food.

Why would I tip someone for bringing my food? That means I have to tip the person at the McDonald's drive thru as well as waiters. It's their job to bring me the food.

Some years ago back in Portugal, I worked 1 summer month at one of the busiest restaurants in my home town as a waiter, with a "under the table" deal. People were being payed a wage plus tips. My dad was also working as a waiter at this restaurant, and you know, if I EVER were to support a tipping culture, then I'd go with his opinion on it, which basically comes down "I'm keeping the tips that I made" I mean, if a waiter resents or openly remarks or complains to the customer about the supposedly low tip, then it stands to reason that a good to generous tip is a reflection of the waiter's service, so that tip should go exclusively to that specific waiter. I say this because in some restaurants the tips are just collected and equally distributed amongst the staff. Nah nah, screw that, I'll take what I earned. Regardless, screw tipping. Pay your workers are decent wage. All this does is benefit the companies in 2 ways: a) they excuse themselves from paying a fair wage b) the attention and the debate happens (mostly) between the workers and the customers. Nah, direct that focus to the correct people.

the problem is that the waiters, bartenders and other service providers don't want tips to go away, cuz they earn way more through tips than minimum wage. If you don't tip, they will chase out to you demanding for tips, and if you persist not tipping, you can forget about going back to that place. And for people who think the server will be poor if tip is gone, wrong, they get the job to provide the service, it's their job, if they can't do their job, then they should be fired, simple as that. It's the restaurant's responsibility to hire and train their employees to provide good service, or they go out of business, that's how the rest of the world works. Look at Japan, no tips allowed, but they provide the best service

I refuse to tip people who just hand me stuff.

If you pay people more, the price of the product will go up. If you tip people you pay more. If you don't tip, you pay more. There's no good choice.

As an US citizen living in a large city where my rent alone is 50% of my monthly income, and who works in a restaurant.... Yeah, fuck tipping, dude. PLEASE stop tipping.

to be real, 95% of the time I only tip delivery drivers to not mess with my food. The other times are for bad weather, distance, being fast, or coming straight to my apartment door.

Yep if someone has to rely on tips it's already wrong.

20-25% is absolutely insane. In Europe a tip is usually something like rounding up from 28.5€ to 30€. Also, it's not really a thing in take out restaurants. Why would I tip someone for giving me food in a paper bag.

Sit down restaurants is the only place I tip and it's simply because it's how nice and helpful the server is. So many places are self-serve but have the AUDACITY to ask you for extra money for doing nothing but turning a screen around. I DO NOT fear that iPad anymore

It just kinda reminds me of when I was shopping in walmart and a woman came up to me asking for money. Her hair was done, nails were done, nice clothes, pretty purse. She looked well put together and was a bit plump. I'd worked 70ish hours that week. I was tired. I was in school. I didn't get much sleep and was ill constantly. I was exhausted. I asked her if she thought it was fair to ask me for money when I'd been working as hard as I had. I asked her if she'd ever been without food for days, I had. I literally showed her my cart- It had ramen and frozen veggies. That was my food. That was most of what I'd lived off of my entire life. She explained she was only asking because she was in debt. I explained I was also in debt. I was in debt because my mom had used my social security number to open multiple bills in my name from when I was around 13 years old and didn't pay them. I asked when the last time she'd taken off work for vacation, she said it was around a year back. I told her I'd never taken vacation because if I didn't work overtime I'd literally be homeless. I didn't even live in a nice house, I was renting. I had a shit car and my clothes were mostly clothes I had when I was 15-16. I don't like tipping the same way that I don't like giving to the homeless. I know they need money, but I worked my ass off to never have to beg. It isn't my job to have to take care of anyone besides myself and my offspring. If people stop taking jobs with awful pay, then those jobs will die off. Crazy how they refuse to take jobs that pay minimum wage because 'tipping evens it out'. Just a spoilt mentality.

The reason you're starting to see tipping at all these random places like merch booths or other things like that is because they all use the same payment processors. When you get like Square, or whatever the white ipad lookin' one everyone knows, or the other black one that looks like a brick phone from the 90s, or the other black one with the indented key pad and the little rubber wings that are supposed to hide what you're pushing. Anyway you guys know what I'm talking about. All these payment processor options come with a built in tipping page as stock, and you actually have to change it if you want it to say something else or get rid of the tip. That's why you see it at all these places because people are like " fuck it just leave it there" and then retards actually click the button.

I tipped the pizza guy 80+ once. He was my usual delivery guy and was all around a great dude.

i feel like asking for tips is basically the same as pan handaling. like tips arent to pay for anything, the person is being paid for their work, they just want free money. its retarded. its so widley accepted that people think the tip is covering for the service, when its definitely not. they just scam you out of your money

Tipping has never been a regular thing in the UK. The only time I've ever tipped someone is the pizza delivery driver but now they're trying to push tipping in more and more places and I don't like it

The thing is: go to a restaurant sit on the table then when the waiter come, ask: "Do I have to give a tip here?" If he says yes, you get up and leave.

As someone who takes Uber and Lyft, I don’t tip. You chose to drive. You chose to “be your own boss” well now you’d learn the lesson of it. Also that Uber and Lyft as so damn expensive without the tip.

That DoorDash driver that received a five dollar tip was wrong. He knew how much he was going to get paid when he has accepted that ride. And then got salty because the house is a little bit nicer than what he’s receiving as a tips which is completely wrong. It was worth at the time and now it’s not worth because the house looks nice. But fast food pizza chains like pizzahut, and Dominos has a radius of how far they will deliver. Uber eats and DoorDash. We can deliver cross literal cities that’s taking 30 miles for maybe what $10 payout. And keep in mind most delivery drivers for delivery apps is supposed to do a dollar per mile for our wear and tear of our car

I've been to a place where the waitress automatically added the tip into the bill and told me that I don't need to tip anymore because its already automatically added. lol

I'm almost 40 and I've been a pizza guy for about 15 years. It puts food on the table and I don't hate it.

The people who defend tipping never realise that the tipping culture is the problem to begin with. They always harp on about how they need tips because that's who they earn their wages... that is literally the problem guys.

the worst thing about tipping is that its a percentage. if i order a $5 sandwich the tip is a dollar. if i order a fat steak and its $20 why doest the person who just carried the plate get that extra. it doesnt matter whats on the plate you do the same job. tipping is corrupt. wait staff want it probably more than basic pay because occasaionally a tip is jackpot

I did waiting for a while. Made more money doing that shit (living off tips) than I did at two seperate factories and even an office job. People don't want tipping to go away (waiters especially) because they'd have to get a hard job, not work 30 hours a week, and no longer make 25-30/hour.

The tipping culture is the only reason i've avoided eating out since i've lived in the US. For context, in my country we usually give one or two dollars as a tip or even the* change if it is not more than ten dollars, but it has never been required. The first time I went out to eat with some co-workers already living in the US, the waitress and her supervisor tried to humiliate me in front of the other customers for the tip i gave her, calling me poor (which i was, i was a third world immigrant ) and other insults that i prefer not to reproduce. Personally i have not returned to eat in a place where i know that they will demand a % of the bill as a "tip", and in other cases i never give a tip, FCKYu0 do the job for which you are paid and do not try to scam me by threatening with that you will break the package or you will leave me a loose cable.

those self tipping machines were everywhere in budapest when I went there this year. And the bartenders would put max tip available before turning the screen to you, so if you didn't notice you would pay like 5 extra euros on a 4€ drink.

$2 steak guy talks about tipping. 30 minutes. Hmmm. When is my laundry going to be dry so I can put this last load in and go to bed?

The thing I like about Asbald is that he is just as a stone cold ironhead like me. I have no problems about saying things out like they are, but I get labled an asshole for talking dough Yes, I *_am_* an asshole. It's what kept me afloat until now

Last 3 mins of the video you cooked my man...everyone needs to hear this on repeat. I need somebody to cut this and post it on all social media outlets. Thank you for saying this I even had to make my kids listen to that wisdom bomb you just dropped.