To all the Aubrey Plaza haters 

It depends on how you prepare them, if you go to Mexico you might not even know you are eating one XD

Your post is funnier than the video 🤣🤣🤣

To somebodey from yulin yeah .

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& they would make wonderful coats ... jk, but seemed appropriately dark humor inspired by your quip. You were joking, I hope?😁

Definitely possible but usually only if you start stop drinking entirely for a short period then return to drinking it or even just consuming it less for a longer periord. Also just for the folks that like to come along and act like making a response other then laughing to a joke means you don't think it's a joke, believe it or not I am aware it's a joke.

Dog milk is indeed real milk. But dogs don't produce much milk nor they have been bred for that purpose. Cattles have been.

It’s not. It’s just that dogs are carnivores and don’t produce a lot of milk. Kinda defeats the purpose. Cows make the most milk and survive off of eating what humans cannot . Goats are the second largest producers of milk and if there’s any other animal that was as feasible to milk we probably would. You’d be better off eating a dog than milking one. Milk is awesome though. I like mixing it with cows blood like they do in some countries in Africa. It’s delicious.

Yup, thanks to easily manipulateable generations full of young braindead sheep.

Enjoy your slow agonising fall into ill health

True true true milk comes from DOGS!

@@kungfuillustrator You realize that deforestation has to happen for growing any kind of farm for any kind of plant in general, right? Also, it's not like we don't have to clear out areas for dairy farms either. Why don't we just stop eating and drinking altogether? Then we won't have to have space for planting stuff or for farm animals, right? Just because the alternative idea is still wasteful to some degree doesn't mean that we should do the worse thing or that milk drinkers should be crying over someone drinking oat milk. Please.

@@kungfuillustrator The largest amount of plants is fed to animals, duh. Oat milk, soy milk and so on need way less plants than dairy milk. The biggest contributor to deforestation is animal agriculture. Go vegan if you think deforestation is bad.

@@kungfuillustrator Animal agriculture uses around 83% of the world's arable land, but provides only 18% of the world's calories. Dairy farming uses around 1/3 of all farmland in the US but plant-based foods such as grains, fruits, and vegetables require significantly less land to produce.

@@kungfuillustrator You are the one virtue signaling here. I said it's nice to see non-dairy drinkers fighting back against the people who made fun of them for years, and you're the one who came at me saying that drinking plant based drinks is bad for the Earth to make the point that people drinking oat or almond milk are being just as wasteful. I was just saying that just because both methods are wasteful doesn't mean we should do the more wasteful thing. That logic makes absolutely no sense, and pointing that out isn't "virtue signaling" either. Since you seem very offended by what I said, if it makes you feel better, I drink milk too, okay? Does that make you feel safer? I was just saying that it's nice to see non-dairy drinkers fight back and make fun of us milk drinkers the way people from our side have been doing for years. The thing is though, I don't lie to myself by saying that people who don't eat my way are "bad" to make myself feel better. I wasn't even saying that drinking cow milk was bad, just that it's nice to see the other side fight back, but of course your mind went there and you got emotional. That's on you.

I missed the part where the media tried to make plant based milk seem like the most offensive thing ever... if that ever happened then news was crap on that day XD

Congratulations on understanding the joke!

It’s so clever to exploit plants and fungus as well. Humans run on other life for fuel. Gotta love Mother Nature. I just wish more things were tasty. Way too many life forms are getting a pass just because they don’t taste good to us. Oh well, something else will eat them if we don’t.

Didn't know you were still a baby needing milk? XD There is nothing about the world that is natural that humans are involved in/eat. The act of milking is not natural, only drinking off the breast itself is & only for the baby the milk is for to feed until they can feed themselves. Also fun to know, any human-animal with active mammaries (active nipples & chest) can be made to produce milk either chemically or sympathetically - not just women. (Nice way to objectify a person & is exactly what is wrong with the thought process of denying another's bodily autonomy as if it's not their own to dictate in the first place). Many women cannot produce milk ever. So it would also include men, (also trans men, trans women, & non-binary folks but specifically talking about men at the moment), being milked 'naturally' (lol) or forced to be induced to milk as men can also lactate. Also including one of a few links for funsies www.endeavour.edu.au/about-us/blog/can-men-breastfeed/

Bro this wont get off my recommend lol

@@CarlBreakfield-sm6dl Maybe it will when you finally realize your hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance.

No need to worry, Elwoods is always organic and always free range. And the doodles are bread for it, they're not like pet doodles or anything.

Why? Dog milk is amazing.

@@veganaktivisten I don’t believe in drinking milk from any animal unless they offered me to drink directly from their breast, of course with their permission… I’m really against the molestation of animals and I really wouldn’t want to offend any said animals by drinking milk in which was essentially forced unwilling out of their bodies. It’s truly cruel.