Tom Segura Is The Worst "Best Friend" In Comedy 

It’s absolutely hilarious he thinks him and Bert have 2 different audiences. It’s one in the same

Why are you acting like this is important Lmao this is all just gossiping garbage Lmao why are you so interested in a relationship between two men Lmao you’re such a lame lol nice room it looks like a kids room.

The fact that you're disecting comedy and taking everything literal, clearly shows you dont understand comwdy. What are you doing explaining something you dont understand? Literal minds arnt meant to explain comedy. If you did you wouldn't take anything a comedian says literally. Read between the lines. You explain comedy like some local news reporter would. This isnt made for you.

If you actually understood comedy youd understand all of this is being done in the name of comedy, all of this is the stage. Every second spoken on the podcast is for laughs and to feed thr audience.

@@EternalResonance He's spreading false rumors intentionally for views. Report him for misinformation

Well said

He always had a few million bucks. He just doesn't feel the need to pretend anymore.

The naridiv has already been found out b. Everyone thinks rogan is some messiah that makes comedians super wealthy. In reality all of his friends are trust fund kids. They portray the old-school mental problem having broke no family comics living in a car. Bert and Tom knew what gated communities were at the age of 5 because they lived in them.

people shitting on him for this, have never really watched his show or his stand up. his take was always "I am above you". Why are people who are so out of touch with what Tom did in the past 10 years commenting like they are his best friend he started ghosted. Dont be a bitch boy.

​@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111i sgree with this tom's father worked for one of the biggest banks as a excutive and bert was in a frat and if anyone knows anything about frats most the time someone pays for your shit

It's true.

Everyone who received the JRE bump has the same fans. Diaz, Bert, Shaffir, Hinchcliffe, Segura, Santino, Schultz. Brenda Schwab and Bryan Callahan would be in that list but I’m not sure if they have any fans left besides bots and people who watch to clip it and post it to the internet.

That's a rough line up being ported by joe which is rough. Maybe good writers but nahhhh

I'll watch anything Tom churns out. I'd rather get kicked in the testicles than even hear Burt's voice.

​@@jasoninthehood9726what aviut the new ones shane and mark?

Bert is a nice guy.

Bert isn’t a mean or bad person, he’s just an annoying idiot. But he would probably treat you like one of the guys if you were to meet him in person, while Tom would make it clear that he is above you and that he is the celebrity while you are the middle-class scum who is waisting his valuable time with your mere presence

We all have our good and bad moments

I meet Bert at the grocery store one time and he was super nice

Totally saw this coming. Idk exactly which episode it was but a while back i remember tom sort of welcomed back bert cuz i guess bert was real busy at the time filming a movie, other podcast, projects, etc and tom was genuinely sort if dissapointed and giving bert guilt trip sayin that he feels like a stranger now and that he should call him up once in awhile to check in or something like that. I understand tom may have felt maybe left out or something like that but yea…

You’re soft

Imagine thinking you can give a psychological analysis of a comedian based on RU-vid videos. You sniff your own farts, don’t you?

@@OKay-ox3kh found the Tom fanboy

@@lupo3694I don’t even follow these chuds I just pointing out stupidity.

If I’m being honest, Bert seems like he would be a genuinely nice guy to meet. I’m sure it’d be fun to spend an hour drinking with him. His comedy, cooking show and podcasts are torturous though. He said all he had to say after his first few JRE appearances.

Was about to comment this, haven't seen Bert funnier.

Bert needs to catch on to the roasting and roast others like Tom and that is funny

@@d.c.1059yea but while Burt is annoying and a complete idiot, he genuinely isn’t a mean guy. He just tries way to hard to make people like him, while it is annoying and he goes to far soemtimes, it’s at least admirable. I feel like if you met them both at a bar, Burt would probably tell you stories, share a laugh, and buy you a beer. Tom would probably look over at you, scoff and think to himself “when is this annoying groupie going to let me be”

Bert is obnoxious, unfunny and i can't stand him... but he's not mean. This right here was good and true. I love Tom's standup but I'm a poor, so I'll just take what he said and watch someone else. He got skinny and turned into a a dickhead. He's been rolling his eyes at Christina on YMH lately so.... Idk

​@@Noles4life77Isn't it crazy that we are now in a timeline where everyone hates Tom so much and are siding with Bert.

That's my impression, he doesn't want to be associated with that behavior any longer. Doesn't want to appear at a movie premiere idolizing that, or linking to an "Bert's" audience that loves that stuff

That and now we are all tired of Tom too... They are both narcissists... Never thought Bert would ever look better than Tom... You can tell Tom has disdain for Bert... They are both bad people and I've always not liked Bert but now I can't stand Tom... He's gotten too big for his own shoes

He’s not just tired of it - i think it’s worse than that. He now thinks he’s above it. And even worse than that - it’s this same amusement that makes him funny to begin with. He’s lost that and so has now lost all his humour too!

@@George2647g maybe that fat was doing more to keep him grounded then we thought lmaooo

I have a "Bert friend" Was fun when we were 17-24 or so. 20 years later though... when he texts/calls me drunk at 1 am, on a Wednesday, asking what I'm up to, knowing my work schedule hasn't changed in 2 years, I just started getting tired of him.

Honestly I feel bad for Bert in general. The internet has had multiple brutal campaigns aimed it this guy even if they were in jest. First it wass the Burnt is fat thing, then the racest thing, then the fucking dogs thing, then the he smells like shit, then the hes an alcoholic now people are saying he was never funny. The internet has been brutal to Bert lol

He was. Guaranteed. Bert has a really pure heart in a way. Like he's oblivious which can be awful obviously, but in this instance, with someone who he genuinely believed to be his friend, who clearly doesn't view him as a friend or respect him or I guess even really like him at all. It's heartbreaking to me personally. Something like Tom is doing to Bert, has been my number one fear since forever. To be the last one to know type of shit and to give my all to someone who I considered to be my bestfriend, only to overhear them talking horribly about me or something. But Tom didn't do it in a way where Bert would overhear it, he literally did it on THEIR podcast, and broadcasted it. The contempt in his voice too is baffling to me

Yeah, that was bad....

@@SarahSkinnyJeansThis happened to me but with a whole friend group. These friend found social life and found new people because of me in a sense as I was relentless until the socialized when we started college. We studied IT I actually became a programmer and they didnt at all. 1 job my best friend got was also because I connected him with one of my old colleagues, also my other 3 friends. They never told me if I did something wring or said something they just started ignoring me in the group chat and when I asked the 100th time after multiple years(!) of this shit they all just collectively said to me to fuck off snd they dont want to talk to me cause of *random bullshit small thing form 8 years ago* it reeked that they dont really know why. My best friend since childhood still loves me and is positive towards me but he still talks closely with my friend group but still he rarely wants to meet up with me. I started to become really lonely and feel betrayed as fuck because I always wanted good for my friend and was the one who kept the group together in tough times. It can be said that I am at fault with something and with many things maybe I am but what fucking thing is reasonable for a response to a problem wirh ignoring me and alienating me and when I asked multiple times they as a mob jumped and said all the bad things about me and NOTHING self reflection or nothing on their part. As a guy who thinks friendship is more sacred than romantic love and anything really apart fron family maybe - arguably even more sacred than that because you didnt choose your family, it feels as a stab in the gut constantly. Especially the complete lack of empathy when I said honestly that I feel really really bad because of this and it is incredibly hurtful while also being in a bad state in my life. Even my 5y long gf wants to leave me now and I feel the same that I thought something completely different about her and my friends than they thought about me. I lost my job because of health reasons and this last 6 months I struggled fo find one (experienced software engineer) and my gf complemtely betrayed me and humiliated me constantly because of this until I completely lost my self respect. And I dont have anyone to talk to honestly my gf does not resect me and is I think borderlien toi because she starts to be crazy out of nowhere but I see in her eyes... I even finally found a job but I am in constant fear because I lost everyone and even when they are close to me I sense the feeling that they are agreeing on things about me which I am not introduced to but they all talked about this behind ym back. It is the worsr feeling ever especially the complete lack of empathy while I suffered a severe car accident and got addicted to opioids and recorved from it because of my friends, to reach a point where they without any problems IGNORE me even in real life when I talk to them and now they dont even want to meet up with me whiel they do without me. My best friend is the only one who sometimes meets up with me and talks to me but he has programs with the other friends constsntly too. I no joke was the one who always wanted and did good for them and they were here for me while ai was 6months in a hospital unable to wipe my ass even, and now I almost got homeless and my gf constnatly is in my ears humiliating me and I dont have anyone sincere who understands me and even for a second putting their problems in the backside and just has fun with me or talk with me sincerely. Im starting to become fucking suicidal because I an 24 and we were friend since we were fucking 10 year olds. It is heartbreaking and I dont know the reason that is the worst. They dont have a reason. I started to fuck with them in the gc just not to ignire me but eventually I left our legendary group chat. I even have a tattoo about our meme group name because we had so much fun together and epic moments we were travelling together and partying together gaming together went to school together went to college together lived in the college dorm together joined the same club together (because I socialised very well always while they were more introverted but I made them many secondary friends my bf even was together with my fucking ex for 3 years lmao I even gave him my gf lmao)

Yeah thats really wild...If he respected him or cared about him at all he would have talked to bert privately.@@SarahSkinnyJeans

Yeah thats definitely the vibe I get

Totally. That’s the funniest thing about Tom. He actually puts himself up there w Seinfeld, CK, Cosby lol

Tom is a talented comic, but Burr is great. Tom ain’t even close to Burr or Chappelle. Talented, but not great in my opinion. Bert isn’t even in the conversation. I think Tom doesn’t want to be associated with Bert anymore. Doesn’t need him. Bert does look like a way nicer guy.

​@@jakevincent3057Best take I've read.

Because they aren’t. Bert is living proof how low the bar is set for success. Don’t even have to be good.

Bro I'd argue it's most of both of their fans tbh, as one of those people.

Nah. Dumb alcoholics are into Bert not Tom.

To b e fair Tom actually has some pretty funny material if you know nothing about him and you turn the TV on and his special is playing, you’ll definitely laugh at his jokes. But once you get to know him as a person, it makes his jokes seem like he’s looking down on you, not laughing with you. Gross person, Burt is just an annoying idiot, but he doesn’t mean any harm. Tom is smart and calculating, he would intentionally fuck you over while Burt would do it by accident

​@@Noles4life77rather have the intelligence than the willful ignorance....

​@@apelnkn2230weird flex when we're talking about being a bad person.

I wonder if Tom realizes how quickly his fanbase is souring on him. Yeah, there are still a lot of white knights posting in this and other threads but I think most of the YMH audience is getting tired of his attitude (and Christina's but that's another story). YMH and 2B1C are both on the decline. RIP Nadav.

@@jaystank3777 sad to see. honestly, the only show i care anout surviving this whole thing is the Danny Brown show. the rest could go and i wouldn't care all too much

That's fine, as long as you acknowledge that Burnt Chrysler is NEVER funny, not even by accident, never, AND he's always been a terrible, underhanded, bucket of scum as a person. I could respect Tom for using the strategy of presenting himself as an actual comedian and good person while next to the physical personification of diarrhea in Brent.

@@sweetpeagrayble5858Right on the money! Bert is about as funny as an infected Toe

How could you not see it to begin with? Dumb.

Man that’s fucked up. I stopped watching YMW a while ago. They’re losing a lot of fans and think it’s bc everyone is poor compared to them, but it’s not. It’s the smug, arrogant, self- righteousness that they seemed to have picked up along they way. Ugh.

its why i dont watch them

And I get Bert has issues, and he isn't the BEST comedian, but that doesn't justify Tom, who Bert definitely at least saw as one of the most important people to him, just treats him like absolute shit. There's a difference between pushing your friends to do better, and just being an asshole.

@wqnd same and tbh it kinda sucks because I USED to love 2B1C and YMH

When he says "the Poors" he means everyone like Bert that doesn't happen to have successful comedic friends.

“ a hundred percent”

Facts

Bert will accidently do you wrong and later have a sincere apology. tom would do you wrong on purpose then fake an apology

@@clipsdaily101I feel like that sums it up perfectly Lol

yes

I don't drink but I'd rather be around Bert than Tom

Bert just has a giant ego but he seems like a good friend and he's good to younger comics. Tom got more bitter

I like Bert. You are on point. At least Bert is cool to the people around him even as fucking drink as he gets at his worst he’s still nice. Tom even at his best he’s a dick. If Bert cleaned up he’d be a threat.

Tom’s has always been passive aggressive and uses comedy to cope. Joe subconsciously knows or understands. He calls his type of comedy mean spirited and funny, but not honest. Bert is assertive, and uses comedy to relish in his success. It’s narky, but also extremely confident and bold. Then casually ask comedians that are better than him to open for him. It’s mental gymnastics with a touch of alcoholism. Bert telling him he texted twice or three times, while Tim ignored him shows their true characters.

There’s just something about Tom man..I mean I guess it’s that he’s an giants asshole but you can tell he’s an asshole if you went up to him.

I wonder if Kanye wishes he loved himself like Tom Segura loves Tom Segura.

That's a great statement I agree with that 100%

Bert's best friend has always been Bert. What's the difference? Lol

@@darrellwilliams1714 why do you say that? You act like we're pulling this out of the air every fan knows that Tom loves himself above all

Somehow I know that's true and also that Tom Segura hates Tome Segura.

Imagine being 40 plus years old with a crippling drinking problem that you don’t treat seriously at all. That’s not a great quality in a grown up man. A full blown grown up with kids. It turns very annoying very quickly. Imagine being around someone constantly drunk and constantly annoying. Tom finds him annoying and I think that’s clear. He’s been with him for so long. A ton of people in these comments saying Bert’s such a nice guy and he didn’t deserve this. Idk man I wouldn’t categorize someone who’s an adult but doesn’t have the ability to act like it at all is a good guy. Now he and Tom are friends so I’m not sure why he buries Bert so hard but very sucks too man. Both horrible people.

Plus rich tom doesn't like the type of people that go on cruises.

​@@Mythowarswhat is your definition of crippling lmao

wait wait wait... first people was mad at tom for being fake and accepting berts delusional thinking. and now that he calls bert on the bullshit hes a bad friend ? like wut

@@redass93you can never satisfy everyone

​@@redass93I respect someone being nice to their friend who has made them a shit ton of money a lot more than I respect them talking shit behind that same friend's back

yeah i use to like tom that poors stuff and this yeah F**** him

There is an underlying tone of resentment and… maybe disgust or anger beneath all his little jabs and quips and it is very clear. That’s what we are picking up on… if it wasn’t there these conversations would be playful. His attitude is the problem, not what he is even saying. The audience watches or listens to hours and hours upon hours of them so we can tell!

I forgot to mention that lol but yea exactly!

Pretty crazy that he made a living off laughing at people getting seriously injured. Then he broke his leg and arm in a freakish manner.

@@Obe_orbI immediately thought that was karma like he really deserved that. Another thing about Tom and Bert is that Bert was killing him in every sport competition when they were shooting that “challenge” which made him Have even more distain for the machine

Tom needs to come back to earth.

@@Obe_orbon camera too

Yeah he def thinks he’s above everyone. He even treats his wife like shit now

That’s psych 101 give a deluded person a a bloated ego millions of dollars for not contributing anything to society or solutions anything really substantially for the world they will act like a big defensive baby like he always is and be lowkey sad bc his lack of substance. Rich people are so out of touch because they’re brats

New to comedy?

@@jenniferdennis6465 It is only funny if the person trashing actually likes the guy/the guy getting trashed deserves it. Otherwise it is just gross to listen to

@@Olter_ no. Incorrect. Comedy is one of the last arenas of free speech. It's not funny to YOU.

@@jenniferdennis6465 Making fun of a retard is not funny its just sad. It isnt a question of free speech.

@@jenniferdennis6465its funny when its in a comedic context. Being a dick then chuckling at yourself doesn’ t make it a joke.

Yeah tom actually is a shit comedian. If it wasnt for bert and rogan, literally nobody would know about him and he definitely isnt likeable enough to have actual fans.

Toms last special was garbage. He’s gone the Kevin Hart route of no longer caring about the comedy or quality and just seeing the whole special as an easy check.

You forgot Ari exists? 😂

@@wajihbec1087 Ari is alright.

@@wajihbec1087 Ari never changed though. He's always been like that

Hard to disagree, and I was a huge mommy for quite a while. Tom was legitimately funny though, he’s still the best I’ve seen live and I’ve seen a good amount of people

@@wajihbec1087ari is himself

Exactly

I bet most of his fans act just like him too

Fully

Eh it was their before 😂 he was just funnier so it didn't matter 😂

Lol what makes him so horrible?

Exactly! I think the beginning of the end has begun. With Tom being a dick to his fans, the ones who made him a “star”, they will absolutely take it away faster than he got it. He will be left reminiscing about the time he had it all but was just to arrogant to appreciate it.

So people aren't allowed to talk about how well things are going for them? Does it make u feel bad about yourself?

It makes them unrelatedable to the vast majority of people out there. @@darrellwilliams1714

@@darrellwilliams1714 you can talk about it once, maybe twice, but to make it a constant topic on their podcasts is just a bit too much. It's gotten totally annoying and predictable.

Bad Friends is the better podcast and has been for a long time. Tom has definitely let money get to his head. Too bad they don't realize fans will simply stop watching at some point. No matter what you offer.

The problem is we easily fall for parasocial relationships with wealthy, famous people. We all do it. Watching someone's podcast and thinking you know them and really like them, or watching an actors movies and thinking you know them. Then being surprised when they turn out to be kinda shitty. Wealthy people lose touch. They're not like us. There's maybe a handful of very genuine people in Hollywood. Everyone else is doing a character or putting on a good front.

Lmao this is who they have always really been. They wealth they have now is definitely larger but both grew up with dads money paying the bills until about 15 years ago when they blew up. Remember these are boys in their late 40s early 50s.

@@kab9706 speak for yourself. “We all do it”🙄

@matthewhein9012 Ok. Most people do it. Sorry to offend you.

And here we are

🥺🥺🥺I hope Bert never feels that way. I’m sure Tom doesn’t wanna hurt him. He just talks a lotta shit.

Tom was definitely salty that Burt got a major movie and he didn’t. Guaranteed one of the reason Tom didn’t want to go to the premier was because he was probably thinking “they gave this fat alcoholic slob a movie and not me? I’m 10x funnier and more popular than this clown. He doesn’t deserve this premier, I do”

Yeah fr. All this bs ab what is “important to Tom” bro thats your friend. That’s what friends do- show up. Tom is a mean girl and he wants to suck up all the energy in the room, god forbid Bert’s energy be a threat

Word

HACKS.

The Two Bears are actually bad friends, and the Bad Friends are actually good friends.

@@LBdreaminlol true

@@LBdreaminlol

Does every damn time, woulda liked the comment if I saw back then feels like just the other month, all these podcasts and podcasters/comedians bubbles are so predictable like modern day daytime television

Bert is a fool. Tom is evil.

@@berryseinfeld6772 I agree

Cry me a river. He has millions.

@@BabaLoochidoesn’t matter that he has millions, you still have to feel a bit sorry for him. His fanbase is starting to turn on him, his “friends” don’t respect him and use him almost as a talking monkey for their own amusement, he’s a severe alcoholic who is in complete denial about it. The only thing he has besides material things is his wife and kids, and who knows how much longer she will put up with his bullshit.

@@BabaLoochi he does, and I’m not in the biz of stanning Bert, but he does seem massively unhappy. I say this also as a recovering alcoholic. I can feel it.

Ymh has become h3h3. Money made them comfortable, being comfortable made them weak.

Anyone know why nadav left the show?

​@@cheapstixxxcause YMH sucks uncut dong now

​@@cheapstixxxmany reasons I believe one was they really pressured him to get a tattoo which is against his religion

Nadav leaving was a canary in a coal mine.

Lmao literally. I’ve always been in incredible shape my entire life, the most body fat I’ve ever had is probably around 18%. I blew out my ankle last year and I’m 5’11 195 with a fair bit of muscle, but I consider myself fat. Even me right now at my “fattest” I’ve ever been, I’m still 10x skinnier than “skinny Tom” lmao. It’s more like before he was “morbidly obese Tom” and now he’s just “obese Tom” 😂

I agree and saw this a few years ago on their podcast 2B1C, when Tom lost all that weight. And then his wife felt pressured to get facial surgeries and try to meet Tom's expectations to keep him happy, talking about how often she's obligated to "milk" him and do taint play to him. Eww, both their humor has become so lower threshold for juvenile potty humor, it's embarrassing, but they're both too unintelligent to realize this. Leanne is the smartest out of all of them and the most humble and honest and grateful. She's a Saint!🎉❤😊

@@carynmartin6053agreed, well put. I’ve stopped listening to them long ago due to the juvenile humor. I even sensed he looked at his wife as someone lower than him on this imaginary totem pole of levels he places people on.

I think Bert realizes it but didn’t really care because he’s so easygoing. But I think it’s at the point where he’s not going to it to go anymore.

That's all my best friends do with eachother.

The difference is Andrew and Bobby bully eachother in a playfull way. Bobby is usually the butt of a joke but he almost relishes the abuse. Tom just kinda makes fun of Bert to his face like an asshole and Bert just kinda gets rekt by it.

The episode with Hasan manaj was the beginning of the downfall

I used to wear my jeans high & tight but they really think their shit don’t stank… left a while ago and never looked back

Matt and Shane’s secret podcast is my current fave rn

Agreed

it’s unreal how much he changed up

Haha I’m wondering when the apology video is gonna come out

Of course Burt is nice and happy. Look at him! He's fat, rich full of booze and drugs of his liking. All off of one story from his past, he's made a career out of it. If that MF isn't happy, there is no hope for anyone to be happy dude. He better be nice. Dude has everything

I thoughts why they were friends

Actually the opposite. He should grow up and realize how much of a bum Bert is but America is stupid so he’s successful. Clearly people like burning their money for bad jokes.

People think of comics as good humans but the best comics come from the most tragedy. Most comics are hurt and can’t be changed. Both of them are examples of this. You can watch charo and see why Tom is Tom. Also Bert has leann and she’s a rock

@@TheSakufighter so the only people who watch him are Americans? Crazy how much people just love to shit on America. If it weren’t for us you wouldn’t have electricity to talk your shit. Oh or the internet. Or a car… or planes.

@@TheSakufighter >hes a bum >hes succesful try to make a coherent point at least before spouting retardation

this, 100%. Tom has definetly gotten a bit out of touch and gotten a larger ego. fame and money does that to nearly EVERYBODY. people here say Tom has always though less of bert and such. and i cant see it. no one spends this much time with someone unless they really value the time they spend together. Tom has been touring a lot and moved to texas, OFC 2 bears will be much harder to make with limited schedule openings and travels involved. and anyone that have seen 2 bears when its just bert and a guest can easily tell it takes a special person to even handle him, let alone tolerate him for this many years. And yhea, maybe Tom is full of himself, and bert isnt? dude is dead serious when he sits there being bloated, flexing his muscles and say that he is so jacked in great shape. Friendships very rarely lasts forever. Tom may very well be growing away from bert, but mostly because bert REFUSES to grow at all.

@emptyforrest yup. I think the core of it is that Tom (and everyone else) knows that Bert is on a one way track to an early grave or infamous reputation, and they're starting to distance themselves mentally/emotionally, which will lead them distancing physically in the near future. Honestly dude...if it wasn't for the money it made, I think 2 bears woulda been canceled by Tom a long time ago. You can just tell he's exhausted doing a weekly show with Bert, and you can't blame him. Anyone would be. And I love Bert, I really do. Which makes this all suck so much. I'm gettin tired of him and I've never even met the dude, it has to be tiring as fuck being in his daily life

this is pretty much what i was feeling. i like Tom, saw him on his last tour, but for sure have felt like his attitude has become obnoxious. Christina can be kinda shitty too. that said, Bert isn't a walk in the park and i feel like everybody around him is just sick of the "i'm so famous, i love being famous" constant narcissism, but even worse it's because he's wrung literally one joke for all its worth and then act like he's a comedy legend everyone around him should be grateful to for giving them a career (his constant "i discovered Shane Gillis, i gave him my audience, i helped him with his act" bs is so annoying). the movie bombed because the machine joke is a dead horse and everybody knew it. unfortunately for Tom, his horse is tied to 2B1C/Bert so it's expected of him to go to a premier he didn't really want to go to - even by mutual friends who also weren't going (like Joe couldn't move a podcast?). i've had friends i got tired of (whether narcissism/being a one-sided friendship, alcoholism, their constant poor decisions creating drama, people they keep around, etc) and probably had this same kind of attitude of annoyance with, but he's just gotta make the decision to move on or at least back away from (be friends but end 2B1C) and if Bert/his wife get upset well he can't control that - but it's even more unkind to try to pretend you're still best friends yet this kind of resentment, annoyance, etc. comes out. it's okay to grow in different directions. i don't know how he was so close with Bert in the first place, much less for so long. i'm sure Bert is a good guy if you can look past his narcissism, constant attention whoring, massive exaggerations, etc. but he's gotta figure his shit out too. both could use counseling.

They stink

Toms a pretty decent stand up comedian. They've flooded the market with content

Fat dudes with jock itch and belly button lint

Right? Ugh

​@@nateb4543name one funny joke Tom has ever told.

He’s gonna regret fucking over his audience some day. If he ain’t bitter now, sure enough… he will be.

He used to be humble which made him funny. Now he’s not

exactly, i bet he has a very small member too.....

Appreciate it!!

It’s a great channel. Glad I found it.

When he was in Europe he was touring, it's literally business for him and puts the food on the table for his family.

⁠@@mattj1829*Its literally business and puts the Rolex in a cupholder of the Bugatti for his kid when they’re old enough to drive

@dblackout1107 Can't hate a man for generating wealth for his family

@@mattj1829 it’s less about providing for a family at that level of wealth is my point. Acting like it’s putting food on the table just made me laugh because it’s the furthest thought in their mind as far as what that money will be supporting. Also his episode at the airport has made me lose a lot of respect for him. Maybe all of it. There’s things people say and do when they’re in a mood and frustrated that are clearly just somebody venting and not worth analyzing. Then there’s very specific generalizations though that some people make in anger that are so out of left field from the issue at hand that you just know they wholeheartedly believe it. And in the case here with Tom where that’s the case, there’s not much to debate on to explain his statements. They’re just flat out stupid. The guy is now a rich moron who thinks that actually means something different in terms of your value or in terms of your raw intelligence or in terms of your natural abilities. At least he’s achieved the peak comedic title now of being a clown

It’s no act at all. If you listen long enough, people will eventually tell you who they really are.

​@@OlinKreutzRules how you act isn't "an act" it means the choices you make

@@lukeshioshio No way!?!?!?!?

@@OlinKreutzRules yahweh

@@lukeshioshio Well, thankfully for the rest of us you’ve got it all under control, Billy Madison. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Have a great night, RU-vid.

Yeah, I stopped watching him and Bert about a year ago. Tom just seems way to snobby for me. He says some funny things but it doesn’t outweigh the negatives in my opinion.

BS. Tom never struggled. He got bankrolled by his bank vp dad. He's a phony hack.

You can and should hate both equally for different reasons.

I blame the fans who are giving money to these worthless "comedians". @@jjerkamillo

Idk on the other hand, would a good wife make you pretend to be friends with your husband?

@@matthewsilfer2010 maybe I'm wrong. But she is right saying "we r friends, if I can't talk to them like friends then we arent." That type of insight Bert doesn't have from what I can see. I know I wouldn't keep being toms friend if he didn't show up to the biggest thing in my life after all we've been through. I'm not in theyre life so idk. Just they're show has changed. It used to be a funny comedy podcast. Now it's just boring. They talk about the fancy things they buy which is fine but they also talk about weird motivational things like really guys. Especially Tom. He's turning into a weird version of Andrew Tate. They also talk about just catch up things that they should talk about in private. So I don't man. Just for me the show hasn't been the same in awhile. Sorry this response was long.

@@matthewsilfer2010exactly. It reminds me of a mom begging someone to invite her stinky bed wetter kid to the slumber party.

@@jamescoleman1574 don't worry I read your whole response, yea I mean it's subjective what is good or bad in that case so no one is wrong necessarily. At least I try to be cheeky like that, I agree the podcast is unwatchable mostly. Except when rife turned out to find a kindred spirit in Segura lol, shocker. The original sentiment, a best friend would know better after ten years of they were present I definitely agree with. Toms lack of presence could be the source of all this shit storm. Anyway cheers dude

Legend! I appreciate that lol

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WAS hilarious

@@squibbelsmcjohnson okay, WAS is more appropriate. I think his reactions to things are funny, but now that you mention it I don't think I've ever laughed at his actual stand up.

He is not hilarious, his comedy is extremely generic/dull, normal comedy that the average person can do

Same here dude. I hated on bert alot, and he is annoying to be fair. But i think he trys to be a good person. Tom however, seems like an awful person.

Just stop being a fan. He openly hates you and everyone like you

I don't think he's bad at comedy at all, he's one of the few decent Rogan sphere comedians, his only issue is how nasty he is.

so did you laugh at any of berts specials? lmao

@@kushpakk2210 no

same. i thought of tom as one of the few standups i actually found funny (but ig i need to go back and rewatch some) - and i mean it wasn't awful, but. at no point did i laugh out loud, or even much to myself. but like i said, standup comedy specials that i find actually funny are extremely rare. as far as bert though, in all honesty i'd probably sooner watch schaub do standup. which i would never do.

Ahhhh finally someone else who found only that joke to be funny lol. The rest was cookie cutter crap you get from every other comedian talking about there family

Nah pretty clear everyone finds Bert to be annoying and Tom to be a horrible person. Nothing has changed

Agree

I agree too. I used to hate Bert but after seeing this video and reading your comment, it really just made me realize how maybe Bert isn’t the best comment, but he’s stifled by his naivety instead of arrogance, like Tom. I feel bad for Bert.

Schaub was awesome at Skankfest

... unless you make a living from a channel doing exactly that. Good on you, Comedy Enfircement