first time i saw one of his videos i stayed up most of the night watching every episode (this was years ago before he had 20 hours worth, back when the Escapist was a big deal). He's very binge-able and one of the best critics on youtube.
9:25 "Honestly, it's kinda a shame they didn't give Yahtzee creative control of the game" It's insane but they literally almost did. They asked him to write a script but they rejected it for taking too much piss out of duke.
Or his bit from his Remember Me review. Not that I'm spoiling there's a twist. Maybe the twist is there is no twist, you just don't know, maybe the twist is that this video doesn't end two words from now. DOUBLE TWIST!
@#%$ the PC Master Race! I can't play Broforce on my @#$%ing computer since the @#$%ing blue screen pops up and forces my @#$%ing computer to @#$%ing restart! I #$%^ing HATE IT! Consoles are far more superior! Viva la Console Master Race!
Josh Sinclair You misunderstand, I love Zero Punctuation. I love it when he tears into games I love and hate just to hear his cynical critical twist on it. Think of it as a roasting.
WatchMojo would get completely downed. Zero Punc is good well thought out content while this is... WatchMojo *New videos every day*. If you think hard enough you can see what he'll say so its not worth it.
So you're into toxic masculinity then? Does everything have to be angry musclebound oafs with big guns? They're as angsty than the typical JPRG pretty boys but at least the latter is honest about it.
"in the tumultuous time before D-Day there once was a man named BJ with chocolate box hair and a face like a bear and a jacket he picked up on ebay" I love it! he should do that again in one of his newer reviews
Call of Duty: Black Ops. It was just as the series was really starting its descent into mediocrity, and he just nails it perfectly. Other picks can include Hatred and Duke Nukem Forever (for real).
To me I believe some of the best reviews of Yahtzee are: - Star Fox Zero as he makes so much fun of both nintendo and the game itself it is impossible not to laugh specially when he is critiquing the Wii U force in tactics - Sonic Boom, it makes me laugh so hard in the end when he says "How stupid do you think I am Sonic Boom" "You bought me" "Touche" - Ratchet and Clank 2016 Tie in game: All he says it´s true... That is the joy of it.
Goddamn it guys, this is just scraping the fucking barrel. Top 10 Greatest Zero Punctuation Episodes of All Time? I love this guy, he's an amazing guy. I love his sense of humor and reviews. I'm not hating on ZP, just the fact that how are his reviews something to make a "Top 10" of? Fucking stupid.
Man it is so fucking surreal to hear Yahtzee's caustic fast-paced voice tearing into a game, then cutting back to this slow-as-marmalade woman reading a script syllable by syllable
Whats that Skippy? WatchMojo did Top 10 Greatest Zero Punctuation Episodes of All Time? Oh Skippy we both know WatchMojo is a shit channel that ran out of ideas a long time ago.
Monsta Frizbi what's that skippy a channel that uses stupid topics for top tens made a video about Yahtzee Oh skippy we all knew that now stop running so I can eat you and your good meat
His review of MineCraft should have made the list. "Why us it getting dark all of the sudden? What's thay russling sound? Why are my intestines over there now?"
Disliking not on the premise of the content but rather that WatchMojo didn't link to the Escapist channel in the description (long time Escapist subscriber but it's a courtesy issue)
"It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin." - Yahtzee, Silent Hill 2 Personal fav, truly inspiring
Really liked his Silent Hill 2 review. It's funny as hell, has some serious insights into what made SH2 great, gets in some digs at the way the franchise has gone downhill since SH3, and sums up everything nicely. Check it out.
Best episode was his review of Amnesia: The Dark Descent because of his well-crafted explanation of the horror genre of gaming, and its hilarity to boot.
OMG mojo where's yahtzees darksoul review??!! That didn't even make it in the honorable mentions? Really? Not to mention windwaker and paper mario the thousand year door.
Fun Fact on No.1: Yathzee was actually asked to writte the Script for the Game and he sent in a Audition Example and they Loved it. Except for the Boss of the Project... Oh what could have been
Hearing Watchmojo talk after Yahtzee feels like the Benadryl just kicked in. Also, reminds me of a great game I saw in the comments: "Mute Zero Punctuation and try to work out what's going on from the vid alone."
Nah, number 1 had to be his review of Amnesia The Dark Descent. “RUN RUN RUN I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP OH PISSING BLIMEY THERE’S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS”
