TOP 10 TIM DILLON RANTS - PART 1

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Top Ten Tim Dillon Rants Part 1. Clips are taken from the Tim Dillon Show and Joe Rogan Experience.

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@JokeWRLD 2 года назад

PART TWO: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W2l1uHH5Zmw.html

@williambridges3449 2 года назад

I can’t handLe part 2 for like a week 😂😂😂😂 to much truth at one time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ottomannikko Год назад

@@williambridges3449 se

@ottomannikko Год назад

@@williambridges3449 ja

@ottomannikko Год назад

Hyvä

@thetavibes9021 10 месяцев назад

Late capitalism.

@dnooup9807 2 года назад

This is literally a gta talk radio station

@ronniemouser9752 2 года назад

I would love for this to be in gta 6

@corywelsh5609 Месяц назад

I wish I could vote this up more than once cause its absolutely true.

@timo4938 2 года назад

The Sonic employee was such a good sport and super respectful despite the lunch rush.

@mrjackelbox4418 2 года назад

And getting paid 5 bucks on hour

@gavinbrando8255 2 года назад

Do I have to know how to cook!?.... No sir, not at all!

@gavinbrando8255 2 года назад

@@mrjackelbox4418 Plus tips and free food!!!

@thefinestgames 2 года назад

He sounded like his brain was pretty fried and without the ability to even feel panic.

@uriah9559 2 года назад

at a job like that the phone ringing is a gift from the lord

@ryandunnlives 2 года назад

I genuinely have a hard time understanding how fucking good Tim is at composing himself while Ben is crying laughing during that Sonic call.

@JamesBond-nk4rq 2 года назад

This is probably my favorite tim Dillon clip ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--42rc49S6Pc.html

@stokesseegers5012 8 месяцев назад

Its something you learn in elementary school

@nicholasjones2175 2 года назад

Hope that kid at sonic sees the clip and understand he was a part of history.

@Trollinskyy 10 месяцев назад

Tim went to his Sonic and tipped him!

@JG-zs8tr 2 года назад

“Telling the truth is like not wearing deodorant”. Mind absolutely blown.

@DavidLopez-nr7wp Год назад

I don’t get it

@snsnsbsssns Год назад

@@DavidLopez-nr7wp it's inconsiderate most of the time to tell the truth. Only tell it when it is necessary

@johnd2149 Год назад

@@DavidLopez-nr7wp he’s saying that being true would be like not putting on deodorant and your armpits will stink but if you put on deodorant it will smell good but it will be bullshit so you might as well lie and have everything smell good

@megja1812 Год назад

He’s so right what a comparison. If your wearing deodorant your lying lol

@RedditStoriesAITAH1 Год назад

@@megja1812 no you missed the point

@apridham14 8 месяцев назад

"Lowest caliber of human being to ever draw a breath" about cruise people gets me every time 😂

@HolyOseph 3 месяца назад

It might be the funniest phrase ever uttered

@DANGMOE 3 месяца назад

Tim Dillon - master wordsmith 😂

@margaretpritchet 2 года назад

This man cures any form of depression. God bless you Tim

@BradVicious 2 года назад

If you haven't already seen him live, do so as soon as possible. He's so damn good

@realhawg 2 года назад

He passed away didn't he?

@lauravf3708 2 года назад

Seriously agree completely!!

@airmanjoe 2 года назад

Real Hawg Gaming Yeah but he’s still gonna finish his tour, same times and locations there will just be a funeral service instead of a comedy set. They’re spraying his body down with isopropyl alcohol to try to preserve it through the rest of the tour

@issabradshaw2877 2 года назад

Love this comment - it’s so true!

@JG-zs8tr 2 года назад

Tim Dillon tells me to lie. Jordan Peterson tells me not to lie. Why do I think that if they debated this head on, Peterson would get absolutely steamrolled by Tim? 😂😂

@MrShysterme 2 года назад

i'm a fan of peterson, but there's a much better chance of him being on the spectrum than dillon aspies are more likely to say whatever is on their minds and it causes all sorts of social problems for them so, they are a decent test case for extreme honesty

@sabbeyroad 2 года назад

I would become a patreon member so fucking fast if I could see JPete and Tim go head to head. Thanks for instilling this podcast fantasy in my brain lol

@healthyhomesoflubbock3985 2 года назад

Umm,don’t believe either too much. At least Tim is funny

@amvmaker6993 2 года назад

@Tom Henesey tim dimlon show #249

@skidstoleave 2 года назад

I dare say Tim would steamroll most in a heated debate, he literally give zero fucks.

@Alex-dk1um 2 года назад

Jenny Slate rant is the best of all time hahaha. “And the death penalty is NOT off the table” lol

@GritsAndEggsPod 2 года назад

“We’re gonna go in with a suitcase nuke and Jenny Slate will be publicly executed” 😭😭😭

@MrSchn3ll 2 года назад

@@GritsAndEggsPod I can't argue with that

@stuartfoster5819 2 года назад

"GOD DAMN THEM!!! GOD DAMN HER!!!" gets me every time

@GritsAndEggsPod 2 года назад

@@stuartfoster5819 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve watched this clip so many times

@SkeetSystem 2 года назад

@@GritsAndEggsPod I'm so sad that part didn't make it in 😭

@Edgehead991 10 месяцев назад

Imagine being in the middle of your shift at Sonic and Tim Dillon calls asking about applying for a job and how much food he can steal if he’s hired

@alexandrawalton1392 Год назад

Tim makes the decline of the American empire funny, but also even more sad. Very talented

@seanclark390 2 года назад

Eventually he will be recognized as one of greatest of all time. He has a tremendous amount of original material that is fucking amazing!!

@jZamora87 2 года назад

Almost as good as Brendan schaub

@goatsnightmare7076 2 года назад

@@jZamora87 Don't compare someone as good as tim to brendan schaub lol

@tmo42 Год назад

He is the George Carlin of now, with a different flavor of charisma, I cannot wait to see what his future holds. A gift to all of us.

@baxinst4102 Год назад

@@tmo42 Idk hes sub-reddit got pretty heavy attention alot of dark humor. Hes now the gayest homophobic right wing anti-woke bigot out there some how atm. Not sure how it happened but its brought some rough attention on him

@calmafterdark912 Год назад

@@baxinst4102 He says in one of his other podcasts something akin to "I sat next to Alex Jones so now I'm blacklisted from Hollywood" He's effected by the people he's around instead of what he says.

@ryanparsons8977 2 года назад

I could watch 2 hours of Tim calling places asking about jobs.

@dylanmoore6146 2 года назад

Fake business

@michaeloftaoism 2 года назад

I wish he would call my business.

@roomwithapointofview 2 года назад

$109/week x 52 weeks = $5,668/year. Stop giving people welfare, just send them on cruises.

@SnapCrakleD3ath 2 года назад

Send all the sonic workers as well

@ShredHouseGaming 2 года назад

Everyone works one day a week and it basically pays for itself with its own economy

@csebesta84 2 года назад

I actually think it’s $109/day but thinking it’s a week is way funnier.

@roomwithapointofview 2 года назад

@@csebesta84 " Cortney 19 minutes ago I actually think it’s $109/day but thinking it’s a week is way funnier." No, you are way funnier, pretending to know something, and with such bravado and confidence. 9:00

@TheRealJaded Год назад

@@roomwithapointofview she's correct though

@jasonsilva197 2 года назад

Tim a character straight out of it’s always sunny In Philadelphia

@Plague_Doc22 2 года назад

gay out of always sunny*

@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo 2 года назад

@@Plague_Doc22 😂

@Plague_Doc22 2 года назад

@@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo lol

@julianritchie947 2 года назад

No he’s way too smart to be on it’s always sunny

@adamwyatt1902 2 года назад

@@julianritchie947 nah I can see him being the double-sided, over-opinionated asshole. So pretty much the rest of the crew in It's Always Sunny.

@markpriore3151 2 года назад

"But you need cooks, do you have to be good at cooking?" "No no sir, not at all."

@RaisedEyeBrew 2 года назад

I'm not sure why but when Ben laughs at Tims "opinions" it makes me happy inside. 🤷‍♂️🤣

@personatthebay 2 года назад

Hes a golden retriever in a human suit

@fadedcharacter8481 2 года назад

I’m right there with you

@marleeeden250 2 года назад

saaame

@Kpt.Krunch 2 года назад

@@personatthebay better than a sheep...

@chmick50 2 года назад

Same.

@MagicUnicornAttack12 10 месяцев назад

Listening to Tim defend $11 an hour at Sonic is fucking spectacular. Dude unintentionally (or intentionally) outlines everything wrong with society in the most hilarious ways.

@rockyevans1584 7 месяцев назад

Yikes if you think its unintentional lol

@StatusFX3 7 месяцев назад

Sarcasm is my first language. If you need a translator let me know. I charge $11 /hour, but sometimes I just work for insults and occasional sexual harassment. Non negotiable, I know my worth.

@mattasticmattattack8546 8 месяцев назад

The episodes with Ben were something special, its like Tim purposely got crazier with a rant to make Ben laugh just to tell him to stop laughing 🤣

@davidmartin7163 11 месяцев назад

Tim’s rants are the best. No one puts a rant together better than Tim Dillon

@DonDon-fs2tl 2 года назад

Can you imagine Tim as your high school history teacher

@jody2swole 2 года назад

💀 wouldn’t miss a day

@gavinbrando8255 2 года назад

He'd be exactly like Sam Kinison in Back to School

@chrisbennett5589 2 года назад

My 8 th grade homeroom teacher was a history teacher and instructed us if we shot someone in our front yard to drag him in our house. Because its legal? Anyway great guy. Gotta love long island ed

@GordonChaffin 2 года назад

Yes. My HS history teacher was remarkably similar to Tim. Used to rant that we never got Blue Ribbon status because our mascot was a Chieftain.

@jackdriscoll8387 8 месяцев назад

@@gavinbrando8255i came here to comment this

@caleighhraee 6 месяцев назад

“Cruise people are the lowest caliber of human beings to draw a breath” that is a fucking BAR 😂

@andreranch6161 2 года назад

That drinking and driving line was wild but true

@joelsterling3735 2 года назад

Ben hyperventilating with laughter was my favorite part. 😅😂🤣 I was too.

@spoj3922 2 года назад

Dude I'm so happy you put the cruise ship rant 😂 I tried leaving a comment about it on your post praying you'd put it in

@JokeWRLD 2 года назад

😂

@sa.8208 2 года назад

That's just a vacation...for someone..who's FUCKED

@therealwilfreddierkes9980 2 года назад

One of my favorites! And ANYTHING about boomers or people/loser friend stories from Long Island.

@sa.8208 2 года назад

@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 any history hyeans episode lol

@kevinblue1976 2 года назад

I just now started watching Tim and my god he cracks me tf up😂😂 “im sorry Joe rogan I’m sorry comedy but I got a trick too”

@nicholasbrandoli2736 2 года назад

Predatory loans is the best rant of all time

@JoshSDshot 2 года назад

"Kelly we got one!!!!"

@RamnaViaz 2 года назад

"Sign this piece of paper for Christ!!" destroys me every time 🤣

@nickysantoro314 11 месяцев назад

His ability to just go off completely extemporaneously is second to none. Genius.

@marcusmiller948 Год назад

The Arby’s bit is an ingenious social commentary

@jarjarbooty600 5 месяцев назад

The Jenny Slate rant is still by far one of his best. “ITS NOT ENOUGH! DAMN THEM! DAMN HER!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

@Nahhhhhhson 2 года назад

Yoooo why the fuck why was I under the impression a cruise was like 5 grand a person? 😂😂😂

@Nahhhhhhson 2 года назад

@First Last lmao good point.. I always assumed a cruise was some baller type shit

@redfo3009 2 года назад

The good ones are; water in the hallways, noro virus, food poisoning is on the cheap ones 😝

@John-mf1sz 11 месяцев назад

They aren’t that cheap. I don’t know what cruise is 150 for a week but I was checking and just to Hawaii from Baltimore was 2500 for 15 days.

@NikiBechusWTF 2 года назад

The first clip about the fat chick at her bachelorette party was absolutely classic. I haven’t laughed so hard in years. This man's a fekkin legend.

@Sniperboy5551 Год назад

He must’ve been drugged up on that podcast because he was wearing sunglasses inside lmao

@kevinblue1976 2 года назад

Tim sounded just like Alex Jones when he said put her in jail

@nzneo643 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 👍

@nobsrc 2 года назад

Tim dillon is alex jones.

@sprintkillshalo8455 2 года назад

if Alex Jones and Chris Farley had a child

@jZamora87 2 года назад

Don't compare that grifter with Tim Dillon, have some respect for a real performer not a guy who makes money off the idiocy of the right wingers

@toddworley2803 Год назад

It makes me sad Patrice isn't alive in this podcast era. He was the funniest man ever. But TIm Dillon and Theo Von have reinstated my faith in funny people.

@jakej2680 Год назад

I think patrice would have loved Tim. Idk why I just get that feeling.

@NecronomThe4th 11 месяцев назад

He would have for sure.

@HughMorristheJoker 10 месяцев назад

@supremebuffalo6322 2 года назад

"theres something fucked up about being on a vehicle thats on another vehicle" hahahah I've never even thought about it

@McCandlessMike45 2 года назад

I remember the Jenny Slate rant when he first did it, and I was dieing 🤣😂🤣

@Kpt.Krunch 2 года назад

That rant when he threw the mic was glorious

@invincibleluis 2 года назад

Funny as hell. 30 minutes of comedy gold.

@Dep_- Год назад

I come back to this once in a while to realize everything i was taught about lying as a kid is a lie

@YoJohnnyO 2 года назад

The way Ben acts during the show is how react in public while listening.

@agnosticmanquestionsall2409 Год назад

Love listening to him. He is so good at portraying our sick society.

@APR944 Год назад

The Jenny Slate bit always cracks me the f up 💀💀

@ronmo671 4 месяца назад

I can remember exactly where I was the first time I heard the Jenny Slate rant. "Put her in Jail!!!". I had to pull my car over from laughing so hard. Its been true love ever since. God bless you TD

@Petroness 2 года назад

See this is the gem we’ve been waiting for. Tim Dillon is the pod 🐐 right now his rants are top notch

@tobymcgroby8967 Год назад

Ben's laughing is my favorite part lol

@bileductable Год назад

5:20 Ben fighting for life laughing makes everything 10x better

@bottomlinebassin2001 2 года назад

Tim's the type to do a rant on Facebook, disappear for a year, then reemerges in a blurry photo of himself on a mountain with a bible quote in the background".

@brendanduga3353 2 года назад

Him saying that was so accurate it 🤣

@bottomlinebassin2001 2 года назад

@@brendanduga3353 dude I was so dead 🤣

@josephlittlefield2313 2 года назад

What’s the deal with airplane peanuts

@brandonf3695 2 года назад

Keeps you full for the ride

@sumboy6183 2 года назад

who says that?? sounds like the nose

@josephlittlefield2313 2 года назад

@@sumboy6183 Seinfeld

@sumboy6183 2 года назад

@@josephlittlefield2313 thanks mate

@edvfya9922 2 года назад

"And up and up and UP and up!" - Austin resident mid takeoff

@ProfessorBYU 2 года назад

The Tim Dillon lore is expansive

@clayongunzelle9555 2 года назад

the dude at Sonic actually proved his point you just need to be willing to learn

@olknoxlo Год назад

To learn how to grill burgers for cheap

@constantdoodle32 2 года назад

Tim clearly hasn't cleaned his room

@jeremyguerrero9932 2 месяца назад

I used to be a Sonic cook which makes this 20x funnier 😂

@imthepopcornman 2 года назад

really appreciate the work you do

@infinitedeath4567 2 года назад

Thanks for the two parts

@timothypruitt4578 Год назад

Tim Dillon is the avant-garde artist of rant.

@harrisstutzman1850 8 месяцев назад

he needs his own talk show on GTA 6 radio

@jmass4207 Год назад

"In war-time, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies." It’s always wartime people.

@Strickthedude Год назад

Tim Dillon rants got me rolling on the floor at work laughing so hard! To bad my coworkers don't think its as funny as me but its ok ill turn it up enough for them all to hear his greatness.

@B1055BH Год назад

Man I loved when Tim was this funny.

@danielmehok5720 Год назад

His last podcast about the grammys was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

@anthonyb.720 2 года назад

that phone call with Sonic was fuckin hilarious lol

@Sunshine-cd5su Год назад

The kid was nice.

@MattOriginalP 2 года назад

That Arby's unfolding was so great

@sonytoprano5183 Год назад

The “Put her in Jail” part was hilarious 😂

@ThatCircusShow 2 года назад

Dude.. went through a few vids in the catalog - the material you gotta sift through to get this shit *chefs kiss* blessed be the fruit

@johnshelburne8690 2 года назад

Your videos are goated g

@Kpt.Krunch Год назад

Coming back after the Ben Avery split does hit different. His job was simple and he was terrible at it. You will be missed. RIP Ben 'heavy drinker' Avery to Corona

@mattbauer6242 10 месяцев назад

Ruined a perfect thing because his little feelings got hurt. And he expects to make it on his own in comedy with thin skin. Silly Ben.

@codyglasco188 2 года назад

Dude you're the best keep up the good work. Tim Dillon Rules

@peugeot120 2 года назад

Ben’s mustache is grotesque

@LarryHotd0gss 4 месяца назад

The complexity of the stories that Tim comes up with in his head is insane. I love it.

@rareform6948 3 дня назад

And this mass shooters gonna go “ya know, sorry comedy, I got a bit too” I’m dying lol

@ChefBurns1 Год назад

I couldn’t stop laughing for this long ever? Holy shit 😂

@kingjames7904 2 года назад

I love tim and so glad i found him 2 yrs ago

@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 2 года назад

Chill bro, end the comment after i love tim

@kingjames7904 2 года назад

@@BIGMONEYPLAYER1 get some bitch then talk

@msg3415 2 года назад

Been waiting for this since...well....his first rant xD

@Officialmryuck 2 года назад

His "Jobs women shouldn't do" is genius

@zulucharlie1794 2 года назад

Jenny Slate for Jail 2022

@mattjohnholmes 2 года назад

Great edit. Please do more Dillon compilations

@Bandzz268 Год назад

I can’t when he said so cooks can bring home more food right I lost it 😂😂

@2FastNSX 2 года назад

Hes right about secrets. My gf thinks im an honest and nice guy, which i am. But she doesnt know last friday and saturday i wasnt sick. I was just enjoying 3 grams of semi decent blow and a bottle of whiskey (By myself like a loser). We all got secrets

@Audiofatuation 2 года назад

Exactly!!

@ADPax10 2 года назад

Not me. Never told a lie in my life.

@strxdn1125 2 года назад

Relatable

@nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад

I miss them days not gonna lie

@weebtrash6119 2 года назад

L m f a o

@e.starling141 2 года назад

The Sonic and the Jenny slate one killed me. 🤣

@mhoovair89 Год назад

Rip to these beautiful rants. And Tim and his show

@XAvengedXSopeX 2 года назад

I need Tim as a "Fast Food History Teacher" XD

@WBOMBS1232 2 года назад

The best part of these rants is Ben laughing

@brandoncranford3126 2 года назад

The best improv ever

@wrdcreative492 Год назад

“Stop laughing you white pig” Yeah That’s some next level on the spot comedy

@melanievazqu3z 2 года назад

The sonic phone call gets me every time I hear it

@Djdustyboy 2 года назад

Love this man

@Schedule1ne315 2 года назад

When I was in sales, 99% of my job was lying to people and it works

@CRAiCED. Год назад

His greatest rant/riff of all time is against his Aunt. Don't think he'll ever top it

@MOW262 Год назад

Ohhhhhhh NICE move with the two part-er. I just was tuning out. Good look

@bobbybolan5516 2 года назад

Tim will casually tell you to google something so dark you want to throw your phone out the window

@billyjean5934 Год назад

life in the big city...

@rustygoldentv4049 2 года назад

See you in Nashville this month. Can't wait to see this force of nature in concert 🙌

@rjsinnett8889 2 года назад

Holy shit thanks joke wrld I cracked up

@morganneher8643 11 месяцев назад

That fellow at Sonic had literally the upward potential Tim was talking about lolololol He’ll be the CEO someday, he was on point 💪💪💪

@R41D3RNAT10N 6 месяцев назад

“Big Mama’s in the city nowww😈” 🤣

@CoryLunaDrums 2 года назад

Bro that second rant... I couldn't help but laugh it was hilarious

@pjwo383 Год назад

Bro, you laughed at a comedian. Stop everything and tell the world how you found a comedian funny.

@mcjackspaz 2 месяца назад

Omg the sonic expose at the end END OF TIMES 😂

@turdmcgurd 2 года назад

This is the best RU-vid channel

@antonvarhenmaa9462 Год назад

"we need a military tribunal" XD hahahahah

@tseuren123 Год назад

The way they coordinate that rediculous hand movement is my favorite Ben moment: 29:51

@lando2519 Год назад

YES i died when i saw that

@TheComedyHistorian 2 года назад

Dude the opening clip I’ve never heard and I’m so happy I found it. Pro-lying is so funny