BEST OF THEO VON - PART 1

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@JokeWRLD 3 года назад

BEST OF THEO PART 2 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BHV8sIKVNZc.html

@jaylenfrank 2 года назад

Grand risings. Any chance you can make a the Best of Theo Vs The B's (Bobby, Brian, Brendan)? Lol

@nataltal94 2 года назад

h B

@shiftinggearsnpassingqueers 2 года назад

We was kids n we was on acid duuude love that line

@lilBoatBigFish Год назад

pll p

@AristotleMotivation Год назад

@@jaylenfrank You Gotta Have A Best Of Theo With The J's As Well. Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz

@austinrobertson1134 2 года назад

I like how Theo talks about everything like it happened 15 years ago but it was in fact like last Thursday

@IDoNotLikeMyAlgorithm 2 года назад

You mean this past weekend 😂

@mountainair Год назад

Usually on the way to recording the podcast

@AJOak-lk2vr Год назад

"I remember this one time" lol

@jessediscsalot2661 Год назад

It's one of my favorite.

@dh1752 Год назад

You mean the night before lol

@PatientBoat 2 года назад

Theo: "She like threatened to have the baby." Steebee: "How old were you?" Theo: "37..... This year."

@erickortega981 2 года назад

I fucking spit my juice out when he said that 😂😂

@Saiintniic 2 года назад

@Wynn Wynn no fucken way

@Saiintniic 2 года назад

@Wynn Wynn holy shit he is

@JoshAFC 2 года назад

He loves that twist, used it for a few jokes. Sounds like he means years ago then drops that 😂

@dylancampbell52203 2 года назад

The way he said it too 😂 Like he thought about how old he was and then said “this year”

@justanotherbob69 2 года назад

"You know, I've never been heavily homosexual, but I will say this" is a big part of my daily vocabulary lol

@murderparker7968 2 года назад

Bruh, I’m adopting this practice, thank you.

@Devo99-23 2 месяца назад

I’m starting to pick up his speech mannerisms.

@ryutou-ki4dl 11 месяцев назад

"2 mentals dont make a non mental.....rarely do they" LMFAO

@moniqueengleman873 Месяц назад

And that is not true. Two rentals don't necessarily make another mental

@joseguerrero9420 3 года назад

I don’t think he was a cripple they just didn’t teach him how to walk. Had me dying 😂

@jorgepena4162 2 года назад

Literally busted out laughing ☠️☠️☠️

@josefc3098 2 года назад

Shitnhad me dying

@vladtheinhaler896 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SuperBlackopsboy99 2 года назад

He lived near the hillbilly family from the simpsons irl

@dannyb7623 2 года назад

Bro I thought I was legit gonna die laughing 😂😂😂

@TheEknaian 3 года назад

SHE WASN'T IN A CAGE OR NOTHIN... She was just kinda free range... In this room. 🤣

@mandelorean6243 Год назад

... Closet.

@RedHorseCebu Год назад

Laughed so hard

@RuinedComedian 2 года назад

16:00 Theo attempting to name a chest freezer by calling it “one of those special basement freezers you have so nobody steals your meats”

@obeseiwancannoli2177 2 года назад

A deep freezer lmao

@AirWindFire 2 года назад

@@obeseiwancannoli2177 In the UK they’re called chest freezers, so I guess it’s possible this person knows them by a different name.

@obeseiwancannoli2177 2 года назад

@@AirWindFire different strokes for different folks

@xtrittonx Год назад

@@gordythecat Weird, we call them deep freezers in BC canada, but could totally just be who i know lol

@Buckwheat0 Год назад

We call it a deep freezer, but a chest freezer sounds cool lol

@FranciscoLopez-xl7ym Год назад

"Is that NOT on set? Well then what were you doing?" "Lookin for the lord brotha" 😂😂😂

@ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад

"Some straight up mentals, some straight up sawed off humans..." The way he words stuff is so hilarious even if the joke isn't that great his word play makes it gold

@mysoggypants101 3 года назад

I read this as that part happened lololol 😂

@ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад

@@mysoggypants101 one of my favorites was on a podcast and he says "I've never seen cocaine but I've smelled a whole bunch of it." Nobody in the room caught it but I was cracking up. He slid it in real quick so I don't know if they heard him but I've always thought that joke was awesome.

@shanepoole3197 2 года назад

@@mysoggypants101 WTF I DID TOOO WTFFFFFFF

@seanheany444 2 года назад

You get some mental to blow Leche out thier dome dude... that's America right there bro"

@bosebera9633 2 года назад

That shit was poetry 😌

@marty1202 3 года назад

"A plate is just a cup spread out" 🤣🤣

@DaLilVivi96 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@JH-yi7qc 2 года назад

That's acid for you

@Mageblood 2 года назад

He’s done enough drugs to understand topological theory

@mrpiccaso6517 2 года назад

I mean if you think about it if the bowl wouldn’t break and you’d press it down with a heavy weight it would end up a plate eventually😂😂

@Mageblood 2 года назад

Mrpiccaso ah yes but how many holes does a straw have?

@barneydaplatypus8313 Год назад

"If a couple of brothers are rolling by blasting some good music, I can blow ass into a frisbee all day" Theo Von is a the funniest person to exist

@villavilla6301 2 года назад

I love how Theo is usually just making shit up, but Joey's life has been so crazy and he's been through so many wild experiences that he just takes Theo's stories at face value and relates to it with a crazy experience of his own

@OrangeCheekun 2 года назад

Bruh he's got pictures and other people to prove it 🤣 both of em got some crazy stories and I think 99% of em are true. Joey's story about the guy who would tie parachutes to his coke and be ready to throw his stash out the window is fucking gold.

@zombieghostninja 2 года назад

Bro he wasn’t lying it’s boring in the South with broke white people. That shit sucked it was my whole childhood lol

@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 2 года назад

I feel like 90% of the shit he says is true but he just adds a couple of funny details in there. You gotta think he grew up poor in a bad neighborhood in a small town in deep south and he also has done a lot of drugs. Plus he's a really open person who seems like he's out doing stuff 24/7 so he definitely has a lot of more opportunities to see crazy shit then most people who stay home all the time.

@country_citi8216 2 года назад

Theo aint making that shit up🤣 I remember when the monkeys were loose in covington and that shitt really happened I was there it was crazy exactly as he said it.. I was drinking beer like am I tripping Dead serious.. 🤣🤣🤣

@country_citi8216 2 года назад

@@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 No lie the monkey story is 100% true even the funny part🤣🤣🤣

@srsucioguapodelsur8845 3 года назад

“You never hung around black people?” will forever be my favorite line of all time

@DKM.23 3 года назад

Things happen bruhh 😂 I fucking died

@anthonynewman1215 2 года назад

Rural

@samuelorozco255 2 года назад

Funny things is kids teach themselves to walk.

@OrangeCheekun 2 года назад

@@samuelorozco255 funny thing is nobody fucking asked

@M4GG0TK1NG 2 года назад

That whole conversation is gold. "Whatchu think? I was tryin to find the lord brother" And "long enough to catch the sweats" get me every single time

@tonycalifornia279 3 года назад

Theo is earths greatest speaker. His mouth does ballet with words

@siruser23 2 года назад

this comment is poetic

@dh1752 Год назад

He is a great comedian lol 👑😎👑

@Brainbuster Год назад

More like parkour with words.

@valntinehj5322 Год назад

@@Brainbuster parkour with ballet as the ending

@shanegreen9511 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it does. Theo plays chess with words. He's a word chess master

@sawyerchisholm7279 Год назад

I love how Theo will say something the other person is dying of laughter and he just blows over it and keeps going as if nothing happened.

@mariyahnicolee8658 11 месяцев назад

frrrr like it’s jus normal or sum😭😭

@ZippyG 11 месяцев назад

Art of comedy. 🎭

@tylerkirk4779 8 месяцев назад

If he stopped every time someone busted up laughing the man would never finish a sentence.

@ronaldericwong 2 года назад

“No it was after that. That’s when I got involved with this damn cult” 😂

@danmcdonald8736 2 года назад

Whenever Theo von says "man we had this dude when we were growing up...." I'm already laughing. If just 5% of them are real the world is a strange place

@primalentity9824 2 года назад

If youve ever been to south/midwestern USA, you know he's most likely not making this stuff up

@ipwnu4ev1 2 года назад

I live in the midwest and I can personally say, that must be a southern thing because wtf is he talking about 😂😂😂

@primalentity9824 2 года назад

@@ipwnu4ev1 naw dawg, Midwesterners are the weirdest of them all. I was born in Indiana that's my credentials

@brotherbear1162 2 года назад

I'm from upstate NY and i used to poop in the yard all the time. I burried it myself though, cuz I'm a gentleman.

@MustangWWII 2 года назад

bro he was from Louisiana, he ain't making that shit up

@jasonchandler6482 3 года назад

“Eating dolphin dandruff, doin dope” -Theo Von

@cheesecaketwdloverr9788 2 года назад

Making poverty wit ma diick 😂😂😂

@christiant.s.f.9029 2 года назад

@@cheesecaketwdloverr9788 pottery

@samh7168 2 года назад

@@christiant.s.f.9029 Poverty was kinda funny tho

@edlime141 2 года назад

The black arts

@inkedmomblu1510 2 года назад

T-shirt material! 😂

@narele25 2 года назад

"I'll tell you this, if you want to feed a family of four, you can't just have one owl." -Theo Von

@Aparski 2 года назад

Theo reminds me of someone who tripped real hard on mushrooms and stayed in the mindset, came to terms with it and started projecting it upon the earth.

@nextdoordarts3770 3 года назад

“She was just….yuh know…free range…”

@AnotherLosttSoul 3 года назад

I lost it

@thickrebar2634 3 года назад

Most polite way to call her a cow I suppose lol

@MrCoop7 3 года назад

I’m glad I’m not the only one who lost it when he said that.

@kevinmcgann8752 2 года назад

He is so uniquely funny 🤣🤣

@Improvise1013 2 года назад

Something about his delivery and the way he times his punchlines perfectly with his pauses. Dude is really fucking talented

@tsmcghee8907 2 года назад

Theo's natural, off the cuff thoughts are funnier than other comics' written-out sets

@shovelcharge 2 года назад

All this is funnier than his standup.

@thebigbucktheory5488 Год назад

@@shovelcharge I agree. He's a funnier personality than he is a standup.

@matthewwrightsman8959 2 года назад

Joe: "Millions of people go to Paris every year" Theo: "Yeah but they leave" Me: *died*

@chaz1357 2 года назад

Thats the part that had me fucking rollin

@matthewwrightsman8959 2 года назад

@@chaz1357 it's not the kind of place people are milling around man

@yoitshannond 2 года назад

It’s true. Sucks there lol

@GepettoGiuseppi Год назад

"They had a kid.. he was in a wheelchair.. i don't even think he had anything, they just never taught him to walk" 😂😂😂 wtf bro

@peterpemrich6962 2 года назад

His straight face and demeanor whilst being funny af just makes it even more funny lol

@DaLilVivi96 2 года назад

Ikr 😂👍👏🙌

@theonenamedhaze 2 года назад

"You should know about tunnels" "Why?" "Huh?" 😂😂😂😂😂

@DaLilVivi96 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@burkemcgowan2056 2 года назад

I meant POM bro not Nam 😂😂

@cashen7384 2 года назад

I shit my frisbee laughing man 😂 theo is the best with quick zingers

@dads_diy 2 года назад

Dude he straight played that off tho lmao like on some serious slick shit

@tristansageman3576 2 года назад

I love how nobody even caught "it's just like slavery bro. Never found the boats" 😭😭😭

@allanskarstein3254 2 года назад

Theo is the kind of guy Theo is telling stories about

@jake.presents 2 года назад

9:30 “We had a guy with no arms, he’d fight everybody“ Theo is the best BSer of our generation.

@spicolijeff2017 2 года назад

LOL we actually had someone like that in Florida, Kodak black used to have a picture of him on his Instagram before he deleted all his old pics

@WynterThe2000 2 года назад

he would just snack you like a snake

@yurinoworry 2 года назад

@@spicolijeff2017 bruhhhh I remember that!

@FNDoomer 2 года назад

We had one where I'm at before he went to prison.

@zhain0 2 года назад

I know a guy with one arm that tries it all the time. He does not do well. Smash bros on n64 though, he is a god.

@mookie001126 2 года назад

I didn't even know who this man was 45 mins ago but he is now one of my favorite comedians this dude is hilarious 😂🤣

@usefulidiom 2 года назад

That’s Theo for you.

@TheDroneRookie4 2 года назад

This legitimately just happened to me😂😂😂😂

@pennylan364 2 года назад

God I remember him from the road rules On mtv lol

@brodyfulford6096 2 года назад

Glad you’ve stumbled upon this legend 😆

@davidvaldez50 2 года назад

Watch him and Bobby Lee togetherness, your stomach will be hurting!

@TherealHK-47 10 месяцев назад

Theo should record a series of books on tape where he reads famous books but he also has creative license to go on a tangent within the story anytime he reads something that reminds him of something lol

@molassio1989 8 месяцев назад

You know sometimes, people just don't have noses, ain't Voldemort's fault man.

@ericvolandt2622 2 года назад

“Whole family, zero shirts” 😂😂😂😂

@Brian-sz7lo 2 года назад

He's just naturally funny yo. He's just telling stories and random shit and he's got me in tears 🤣 plus the accent 😭

@WynterThe2000 2 года назад

the one about the guy w no arms had me genuinely crying the first time i heard it

@qbert320 2 года назад

I just discovered this guy today - was recommended in my feed. I can't remember the last time I LOL'd so much watching a YT video. Everything out of his mouth is gold LOLLL

@dh1752 Год назад

He is one of the greatest of his time 4sure lol 👑😎👑

@calle4063 Год назад

@@WynterThe2000 I still fighting with my mind figuring out how he chokes me neck to neck 😂

@c.a.d.e1321 2 года назад

The picture of him party by himself with a $210 vest on,making a smoothie is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard.

@pietertsie 2 года назад

The complete story is even better

@williammelvin Год назад

"if you can get a couple of sawed off humans to blow leche out of their domes man, that right there, that's America" Best line for me 😂 poetry.

@keenanlarsen1639 2 года назад

"A plate is just a cup" Dude actually has genius moments.

@samflagel213 2 года назад

The fact that he still believes the water was from Iceland is so funny

@280SE 2 года назад

He actually still believes don’t he 🤣

@avar1c357 2 года назад

Icy mike wasn’t getting those flavors from nowhere bruh

@Carolinelili413 2 года назад

It's definitely not a real story but it's funny that Joey thought he was serious.

@elchapo6732 2 года назад

@@Carolinelili413 how you going to say it's not real when you don't even know the guy? Just bc you see him doesn't mean you know him.

@BaBy_ShoWeR 2 года назад

@@elchapo6732 I loved your show on Netflix!

@codys7942 2 года назад

"You never hang around black people? Things happen bruh." Lmao

@brandongoodman270 Год назад

"where's the honey, guy?" that part absolutly defused me

@jaefizz1862 2 года назад

I’m glad he’s blowing up, for years I watched this dude always asking people and know one knew who he was. Now I think people are starting to see, oddly enough his free roam rants and conversations are funnier then his actual standup. This dude is a legit walking cartoon character and I love it.

@Choe903 Год назад

Fr tho he was born in the paradise Pd universe had to be 😂

@JohnDoe-ic9ms Год назад

Exactly 💯🤣 lmfao when he said joe looks like a tied up hamhock or turkey lmao

@peepstur2110 Год назад

You are the first person ever to have misspelled "no"

@jaefizz1862 Год назад

@@peepstur2110 Number one baby!

@jarronrodriguez4749 2 года назад

I literally started dying when he said "no, he would get yuh neck to neck"

@TrackhawkGaps 2 года назад

🤣😂🤣

@StayinLifted85 2 года назад

“He’d lurch at you” lmao

@rachel_Cochran 2 года назад

I'm holding out hope that this one's true

@theeternalnow6506 3 месяца назад

@@rachel_CochranI actually could see this one being true oddly enough lol

@Ohsnapski 2 года назад

“I grew up in the stray animal belt of Louisiana” 😂😂😂 I swear this guy is an endless jar of laughter

@TrackhawkGaps 2 года назад

I read this as he said... jumped by cats.

@samlawhorn Год назад

I feel like Theo Von's end of life scenario is going to be exactly like the film Big Fish. And all these people are going to show up to his funeral. There'll be a guy with no arms, a native woman from South Dakota, a guy with a highly unsocial tick, a guy that spits acid, an African American cult lady, Mike the ice guy, and so on.

@berrtusmaximus5212 Месяц назад

Great movie reference

@jasonpeterson1506 Год назад

“37, this year” gets me every time!!

@Sprite_525 2 года назад

“How old were you?” “37. It was this year” 💀

@ohyeahyeah5782 2 года назад

This guy is literally the main character and we’re all just NPCs compared to him

@fenrir5361 2 года назад

Nah not really

@TsunaDragon2 2 года назад

@@fenrir5361 did you want attention? It’s a joke

@officialGamer1000 2 года назад

@@fenrir5361 seriously like who the fuck is golbrund volke

@shayneholladay 2 года назад

A fucking npc

@DeathLock420 2 года назад

@@TsunaDragon2 it's a hacky joke that we've seen a million times. Literally an npc joke

@michaelk3286 2 года назад

"All of the sudden a bad batch of acid comes to town, and all of the sudden half the town was wearing vests." Lmfao!!!

@JokerADHD 2 года назад

I love how he keeps his composure when he says this shit. 😂. He always has you guessing if he is being serious or not.

@lofttm969 3 года назад

Joeys wind up laugh while he’s like absorbing how funny it is always gets me

@Audiofatuation 2 года назад

Meeeee tooo

@kinglouisxiii2650 3 года назад

"He doesn't believe in jesus christ does he"

@Thelegendaryalchemis 2 года назад

Theo said that like he had a disability 😂

@jenjenjenhi 2 года назад

@@Thelegendaryalchemis I’m dead 😂

@inkedmomblu1510 2 года назад

“Well that’s fine” 😂

@Audiofatuation 2 года назад

@@inkedmomblu1510 🤣🤣

@veronicagrave159 2 года назад

100% caught me off guard. lol

@nicholusbaker2830 2 года назад

I swear to God this dude is the most natural comedian of all time.

@grahamgordon9477 2 года назад

I legitimately don’t know how people can have a conversation with Theo. Every single thing he says is hilarious.

@dannyt564 2 года назад

I swear to god I could do a life time sentence with Theo and live a better life than 95% of the world lol

@PrinceIsot 2 года назад

Unless it's a prison in the American south lol 😂

@ninalove3044 8 месяцев назад

Couldn’t agree more- this man brings me so much laughter and joy

@Dark_Omen 7 месяцев назад

make ur own fun bro thats what makes him so great he made the best out of his situation

@mysoggypants101 3 года назад

Theo- you look like you've been stung by bees! Brendan- is that a compliment? Theo- yeah, if you like looking as if you've been stung by 200 bees all the time.. 😆

@KD-kl4sx 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂 he’s a genius

@Mrgreyhoodie101 Год назад

Theo trying to talk about a deep freeze is pure gold. LOL

@mineduck3050 9 месяцев назад

For hiding meats

@brandonkeaton 2 года назад

6:42 - love how genuinely Theo says Rogan doesn’t believe in Jesus, cause you know it’s important to him.

@MrTheologianscafe 2 года назад

Theo von. I deal with extreme depression and I am a struggling recovering addict. Sometimes there is nothing in my life that yields a smile but when I listen to Theo, I will laugh so hard to the point of tears. God gave you a gift bro and that's grimy humor. Fucking hilarious

@nazimberdja9901 2 года назад

You’re amazing keep going ! Don t quit

@isaiahdrews9536 2 года назад

Proud of you bro, keep it up! You got this

@learyc8077 2 года назад

How are you getting on?

@unluckyblanket2779 2 года назад

How you doing bro?

@the1only467 2 года назад

I feel ya homey, you’re not alone. I’m still in addiction but wanting to kick I’m tired of this life.

@Team-gw5uw 3 года назад

One of the funniest people on the planet ever.

@dalekay9ine 2 года назад

It truly blows my fuckin mind when o meet those rare people that really don't find Theo funny. I immediately know that person and I just are not going to her along, at all.

@sararhiannonaytchose8830 2 года назад

@@dalekay9ine can you explain why misogony, racism, murder and fat shaming is funny? Do men really not have other shit to joke about?

@rasbperrypi133 2 года назад

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 exhibit A

@musstta01 2 года назад

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 because someone as entitled as you would never get what having to survive on scraps feels like, they've grown up taking what they can and that's toughened them up, they didn't, couldn't (and mostly still don't and won't ever) know what's best for them in reality, but they don't care at this point. It's supposed to be offensive in order to drive people like you away from it because, quite literally, you wouldn't get it.

@brotherxela5085 2 года назад

@@sararhiannonaytchose8830 lmao THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?! fucking weirdo.. get outta here

@moetivation1 2 года назад

He was straight flaming Brendan! "You look like you got stung by bees!" Where do you live in a comb? 🤣🤣🤣 you better watch it you could become diabetic!! Hahaha! I'm still in tears after watching that! Theo is a natural, he talks about regular stuff and it's hilarious.

@CryptoJoeTrading 2 года назад

I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Truly incredible level of comedy

@peeron6829 11 месяцев назад

Give me some tips how to make money please

@IooCMGooI 2 года назад

i wish they had like an XXL freestyle for comedians he would always win

@samuelbenton5903 2 года назад

“People go to Paris all the time” “And they leave.” 😂

@heavenbertram Год назад

“Two mentals don’t make a non-mental.”😂

@AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад

I love when Theos stories contradict each other, and then you realize that he's been feeding you bullshit you don't know what's true anymore.

@username9045 Год назад

When do they contradict each other?

@katenoone6296 10 месяцев назад

I just caught one I’m sad.. but they all can’t be true. He is a comedian.. he is going to have bits. He comes from a genuine place tho.

@Sevenlilies 2 года назад

PSA: Theo was/is the first man to beat Down syndrome

@albertopereda1223 2 года назад

Lmao

@FullDottle 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@achilles2536 Год назад

Down Sin-Drome

@psyler_6305 2 года назад

In ages past, Theo Vonn is the court Jester every king wishes they had.

@MartinBeesley 9 месяцев назад

"Deaf jack russel" followed by JR just losing his shit will never fail to make me laugh

@MissFiona_ 3 месяца назад

Lol I have a deaf jack Russell 😂 I know exactly what he means 😂😂

@jonathonboshears6281 2 года назад

Theo looks like a dude who didn’t get picked for filming for ice road truckers...

@osheamarshall8861 2 года назад

The fact that his funniest lines are him honestly speaking, not trying to be funny, is what makes him so great! 😂

@milklover2830 2 года назад

Hes great at story telling and theres no way that everything he said really happend, wich makes him even better. I feel like improves on the spot a lot.

@fw1240 7 месяцев назад

1. He's not honestly speaking 2. He is trying to be funny 3. He IS funny

@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 3 года назад

“You would get that lurch… he had no arms. He would just LURCH at ya. He would catch you neck to neck” THEN HOW HE DESCRIBED THEY DIDN’T TEACH THE ONE TO WALK AND SHARPENED THE ONE’S TEETH. 11 kids. Not a single shirt between em 😂😂😂 that poor white rage is REAL out here in Florida, straight from the all ages trailer park.

@DaLilVivi96 2 года назад

Am jus dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@Kennypowers51 2 года назад

He was florida adjacent. Louisiana.

@stoneylonesome4165 2 года назад

Sun coast baby

@aydomac Год назад

“Out there eatin dolphin dandruff doin dope” I’m crying 😂

@keithsavoie6943 Год назад

Not many people can really make me laugh but Theo is hilarious. I rewatch these and still end up in tears.

@benfarmer7841 2 года назад

“Just like slavery, they never found the boats”

@gavinoyler240 3 года назад

The way Theo tried to explain a deep freeze😂

@keeshakelley9583 2 года назад

& The other Two Just Kept Letting His Describe it, Knowing Damn Well What He Was Talking about 🤣

@lucasd.1854 Год назад

The sheer fact that Theo seems to be completely random a lot of times and realizing that he's totally serious, is absolutely fucking hilarious lmao

@daretodream4014 2 года назад

I would love to see a cartoon series of Theo Von living in his hometown

@noteminemsburneraccount324 2 года назад

"A whole family no shirts."

@killawetbee 2 года назад

"A plate is just a wide, wide cup" - Theo Von

@samalam98 2 года назад

The amount of meth jokes this guy makes yet 90% fly right over peoples heads😂

@Edwar3505 2 года назад

Theo is a master of what Mark Twain would call a "tall tale" what a unique mind this guy has

@jameycockrell5481 3 года назад

Theo's part one is 45 minutes everyone else is like 16

@whalebone1206 3 года назад

tim dillon's first part is 1 hour

@18aplateindoors 2 года назад

@@whalebone1206 Theo is king

@vaacorbett 3 года назад

"For 4 bucks I could do it for free" Uncle Joey

@gav1636 2 года назад

“he doesn’t believe in jesus christ does he? 🤔” “i don’t think so”😂 “yeh😕…but that’s fine! 🤷🏼‍♂️”

@LiV3rWurSt 3 года назад

Lmao Joey breaking holes in the water story is absolutely killing me 😂😂😂

@russellpaloor1408 3 года назад

Some of theos stories are straight up lies

@itswingman9861 2 года назад

@@russellpaloor1408 He has to lie, because some are real too. If he muddys the waters of his past life the police won't question him about it.

@colt7526 2 года назад

@@russellpaloor1408 that’s comedy for you, do you really think Dave chapelle actually saw a 3 year old selling weed on the corner at 4am

@russellpaloor1408 2 года назад

@@colt7526 Dave is clearly telling jokes, Theo pathological.

@TrackhawkGaps 2 года назад

😵😂

@Waaris122881 2 года назад

The Tot story at 25:40 has me straight up crying

@bvsteel990 2 года назад

i’m in the airport rolling as we speak

@snaggs107 2 года назад

My son is autistic.. Love him to death...all That being said.. My ribs are still healing cuz I laughed so effing hard on this part 🤣😭 😭

@greggwhite3627 2 года назад

He would try to spell it out, you know like he was trickin me

@justincase3772 2 года назад

T.ee o.h T.ee

@braedendavis8972 2 года назад

"Kinda a bad name for him to be a mental but atleast it's an easy for him to spell" 😂😂😂😂

@Ravenheart_ 2 года назад

"some straight-up sawed-off humans" --this dude is f*cking hilarious

@alZiiHardstylez Год назад

Y'know how you can kinda figure where someone is going conversationally? Theo really is an enigma. Effortlessly funny.

@Vasilievofficial 2 года назад

"Sawed off humans" IM DYING 🤣

@RobertJohnson-ye5sx 3 года назад

He get ya neck to neck.😂😂😂

@therandommusingsofred2340 2 года назад

You can tell from his facial expressions that he is fully reminiscing about his past and not coming up with crazy stories just as easily as you can see his intelligence with his comebacks and responses.

@Audiofatuation 2 года назад

Exactly!!!!

@Tony-T. Год назад

Theo: “ I remember one time…” Other person: “ wait when was this” Theo: “ oh this was on Tuesday “

@boyapollo808 Год назад

leo?

@joshcook6431 Год назад

One thing I respect alot about all the other comedians, include Brendan.. is that they all allow Theo to do his thing.

@AZ0Z3Z0A 2 года назад

‘I’ve never really been heavily homosexual’ hahahaha

@mikebrisebois 2 года назад

“There’s no way he could have gotten these flavours in this water!” Bahahaha

@owendaboss3858 2 года назад

The icey mike story had me crying😂

@hal8226 2 года назад

“You got a speed bump in your hug” theo von kills me bro🤣🤣

@NickkAtNyte 2 года назад

As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, the fact Theo was one of those people who broke down in one of the tunnels is absolutely hilarious. Not even him shitting in a frisbee, but the fact nobody knows how to drive in those fuckin tunnels, let alone when there's a broken down car in them 😂😂