Try Not To Laugh - Theo Von - PART 1

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Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski is known best for his unique style of making people laugh through real life stories and larger than life analogies. His podcast "This Past Weekend" is one of the best in the game, but he can be just as hilarious as a guest. These are some of those best guest moments that are too funny to not laugh. Thank you for watching!
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@pman07 2 года назад

“and what’d you get? just better?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@qu1t88 2 года назад

This hit me so hard!! I am in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

@jacobwilliams5584 2 года назад

🐐

@TinaMUFC10 2 года назад

😭😭😭😭🤣

@69cookiez 2 года назад

I'm dead

@tony2789 2 года назад

Absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

@river3808 2 года назад

I love Theo man, it’s like his brain’s both full and empty at the same time it’s crazy

@toria165 2 года назад

That is the PERFECT description of Theo!

@zackgibson3389 2 года назад

Some podcast he does with some intellectuals he actually says shit that makes me fucking think wow, this guy may not be retarded

@youatemysandwich1 Год назад

So true!

@sausagegabbagoochi1959 Год назад

👌

@stormdog9169 Год назад

I think the guy's secretly brilliant--like crazy high EQ, can read a room like nobody's business--but he takes a page outa Norm's book and plays up the bumbling everyman. I don't know who the suicide guy was, but he was bringing up some heavy shit and Theo perfectly kept that shit lighthearted and from going off the rails into a pity party that nobody would want to listen to--not only that, but dropped that awesome line "What you just get better?" A guy can't Forrest Gump his way to being a successful and respected as Theo's becoming. I hope he's got a show somewhere with Mark Normand. That dude's just the opposite. He's like this robot savant telling these low brow bro boy jokes with fucking flawless timing and cadence. I think they'd be great together.

@maaaaaaaaaa247 2 года назад

"i remember a time when i went 8 months without seeing my legs" Theo is fucking unreal lmao

@ghhhp 2 года назад

I understand tho I have full sleeve tattoos and tattoos on my neck and everything has them since I was 18 I haven’t noticed them in months I forget I have any til someone says something lol

@captaintitan8885 2 года назад

@@ghhhp who

@imatowel5930 2 года назад

@@captaintitan8885 me

@notoprahwinfree3471 2 года назад

@@captaintitan8885 your mom

@captaintitan8885 2 года назад

Asked

@Irishperson1 2 года назад

"This guy happens to he homeless...or doesn't know where his home is" I can't deal with Theo 😂😂😂

@bellarose51 Год назад

I knew exactly what he meant tho Lmaoo

@jeffhaggard4536 4 месяца назад

Lol! That shits funny😅

@HarryBermuda 2 года назад

"I quit doing it 4 years ago when everyone else did" underrated

@paleamigo8575 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣 he remembered the exact time.🤣✌

@bestdadakasongoku4157 2 года назад

I watched that, paused, and looked for this comment

@dgxgaminghd4191 Год назад

i knew someone would pickup on this line

@CaptnBlasted Год назад

All y’all racist lmao

@ammagnolia 10 месяцев назад

Spot on

@SeanT649 2 года назад

Theo is an absolute diamond - he deserves every bit of success he gets the guy is 100% original and genuinely hilarious .

@mantovannni Год назад

I'd been sleeping on this, he is one of the funniest guys alive at this time in my opinion.

@lukeplante5711 2 года назад

“If people are color blind we gotta get them more colors” lol

@CommissionerLofi Год назад

Lol

@thelegendnotmyth7071 11 месяцев назад

@@CommissionerLofi lol some how that makes fucking sense

@constantreader7483 Год назад

Theo is like Louisiana tried to reverse-engineer Patrick Swayze and ended up with something a lot more interesting.

@sephy980 Год назад

this shoulda got more likes.

@constantreader7483 Год назад

@@sephy980 I couldn't agree more 🤷🏼

@ElkyBub 5 месяцев назад

I was just telling my son he needs to AI a scene of Swayze in Roadhouse!

@sarah7895 5 месяцев назад

This is the funniest comment ever 😅

@MyshterT 2 года назад

“Enough to dampen a small burger”

@chrisarbour 2 года назад

We'll use anything but the metric system lol

@adengreekii4810 2 года назад

Half a juice box . ......so exactly that amount 💯 🤣🤣🤣

@chrisarbour 2 года назад

@@adengreekii4810 juice boxes are usually around 8ish fl oz right? So you thinking around 4?

@daltondukes1184 2 года назад

I genuinely have no idea where he thinks of this shit🤣🤣

@maxheadrone4725 2 года назад

Fucking amazing.

@nurulhudah1200 2 года назад

The combination of words his brain comes up with, just unmatched. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

@ThroughDarknessComesLight 2 года назад

Damn your pretty

@nickmclaren6844 Год назад

Seen this quote right after Theo said treat your nose to some free booty pasta lmfaoo

@matthewwoodard825 Год назад

@nickmclaren6844 ironically that part played as I read your comment. I feel like we have some sort of connection

@mikeb.529 Год назад

not only words; but how fast and smooth he transitions into goofy unbelievable shiz

@archive8080 Год назад

"enough to dampen a burger?"

@MrSomeRedditor 2 года назад

6:18 Joey's laugh sounds like somebody trying to jump start an ash tray.

@murk4545 2 года назад

Underrated comment

@murk4545 2 года назад

Laughed my ass off

@williamivy7117 2 года назад

His laugh is so worth of watching every episode.

@ContentOverdrive123 2 года назад

cap

@montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад

With a riding lawn mower

@knife-chase Год назад

Theo von and bobby lee work SO well together. They are the funniest combo of just two people talking about Jack shit.

@heversantos7006 6 месяцев назад

Bobby Lee is the most un funniest comic of all time.

@MrPaling12345 5 месяцев назад

@@heversantos7006have you watched Brendan schaub

@stephenkolman5727 2 года назад

I've never seen Joey Diaz laugh so hard. Usually it's the other way around.

@kellenwilson5483 2 года назад

They were so destroyed 😂😂😂😂 shit was hilarious

@landonwoods2408 2 года назад

Joey loves Theo

@maxheadrone4725 2 года назад

That bit about the electric buzzing underwear had me fucking dying.

@maxheadrone4725 2 года назад

@@kellenwilson5483 several death stars involved

@stevebanning902 2 года назад

joey diaz isnt' funny and if you think he is you're dumb

@somesandman8328 2 года назад

5:43 Joey Diaz losing his ability to speak and just wheeze for the entire clip is cherry on top 😂😂😂

@Pr3st0ne 2 года назад

"One time I went like 8 months without seeing my legs" Find me another human being that could possibly come up with that sentence other than Theo, lmao

@oliverhart7013 2 года назад

Bobby Lee was clearly hurt by them laughing at his body, but he fronted like he laughed with them. But we all knew, and Theo knew that it hurt him, because why wouldn't it, and we all would of preferred the story where we all said "fuck them bitches" then Bobby saying he laughed cuz it made him laugh how hard they were laughing..... In conclusion Theo would of pretended it was the first time Bobby ever seen his legs, just so the joke would of been funny instead of sad. Im stoned. Lol.

@RanDoM5469 2 года назад

@@oliverhart7013 Master observer.,

@Frank7489 2 года назад

@@oliverhart7013 I bet you’re right. A similar thing happens later in the vid where Bobby says kids threw ice rocks at him and Theo asks if it was because he collected them

@spamreciever4208 2 года назад

Gavin Free

@throgwarhammer7162 2 года назад

@@oliverhart7013, Jesus, dude. It's would HAVE. Would "of" is nonsense.

@sethhall7554 Год назад

Theo is TRULY a different breed. If I could win a contest to hangout with someone for 24 hours I SWEAR TO GOD it would be Theo Von. Dude just issues happiness.

@jack8162 2 года назад

19:40 "you're not a fighter, you're truce lee" lmao, he is so quick with them

@Bustmychoad Год назад

“I think if people are colorblind, we gotta get them more colors”😂😂😂😂

@Gen7486 2 года назад

“how much did you squirt? Like was it enough to dampen a small burger?” That literally lifted me off of my feet ffs 😂

@NautilusGuitars 2 года назад

Same here! haha. Absolutely bizarre string of words, especially in that content, in the best possible way. I legit don't think I've laughed that hard in a decade. The man just has an insane talent for random absurdity. Like, how do you possibly come up with that on the spot?!

@bojiden9830 2 года назад

I like how theo is telling his story and Joey is sitting there passed out from laughter & being completely blitzed

@007einstien 2 года назад

Theo's a legit genius.

@deanjuliano7849 2 года назад

He's just been eating dolphin dandruff, doing dope. He Gets RURAL!

@russellshoemaker4412 2 года назад

@@deanjuliano7849 Out there makin pottery out of his d*@&.... long enough to get the sweats 😁

@jarodpearcy9789 2 года назад

savant

@AcidAroma 2 года назад

If Forest Gump was street smart.

@doubleboy2388 Год назад

Bobby says he's a fuckin retard 😂

@Queendomcruz Год назад

Theo makes me laugh out loud in regular conversation meanwhile I can’t even crack a smile watching major comics stand up specials there’s nobody like him

@srsucioguapodelsur8845 2 года назад

“I fuckin SPRAY-OUT on the AJ” THE GOAT

@breewolf2530 2 года назад

I lost my mind laughing so hard

@deanjuliano7849 2 года назад

Fr Fr, I had to wear Buzz Underwear for Urinators ... Til i was like 10. It's unfortunate.. If you had them, as well, I feel your pain

@ryancaldeira3696 2 года назад

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO

@iStabSnipers Год назад

Theo - "He said I'm like LT Dan if he still had his legs" Also Theo - " I remember a time I didn't see my legs for 8 months" Man's is already training for the part 🤣💀

@brockroundy9279 2 года назад

I like how Theo genuinely thought the kids throwing ice rocks just wanted to help with the collection 😂😂

@tanner9012 2 года назад

He didn’t. It’s part of his comedy. Once he commits to a sentence he has to stick to it

@A1-_- 2 года назад

he’s not stupid. he’s a comedian

@stevenmanwaring8943 2 года назад

He's been a little odd for at least 20 years so it's definitely In the realm of possibility that he genuinely believed that.

@stevenmanwaring8943 2 года назад

@@RickyTikkiPaddy yep I think he has probably just been thinking that way for so long that it is basically who he is at this point thb. funny thing is I used to sound a lot like him. Like saying the same type of sht and blowing people's minds at the stuff I would say but much like it was for theo when he was on the road rules thing when he was like 18 he wasn't taken seriously at all and I had to fight for years to get out of that character and leave a lot of people and places behind to get respect. Can never say for sure but I do think people writing it off as just a character he plays is a little crazy because most people are just playing a character at least to some level

@Tjnumber1 2 года назад

Joey Diaz laughing omg 🤣 😆 😭 😂

@RogueStatusQVX 11 месяцев назад

Man... Classic Theo and Joey, sad it'll never be that way again. Such good pods with them

@BrucifyMe 9 месяцев назад

Just doing different things now or was there some kinda drama between them?

@sp10sn 2 года назад

"I could get a new job!" Theo's heart on his sleeve 😍😅😍

@paleamigo8575 2 года назад

That was the best response to an attractive woman.🤣👍

@kevinramirez8817 2 года назад

Who is she?

@blablablabla691 2 года назад

@@kevinramirez8817 Bobby Lee's girl

@snoweu 2 года назад

“You can’t water a plant can you? Is it enough to dampen a small burger?”😂😂😂😂

@jacobbenham3521 2 года назад

“Treat ya snout to some of that free booty pasta” Theo is the funniest 😂

@VieraXXII 2 года назад

I just heard that part! Ewww lmao! 😂😂😂🤢

@Rambutan. 2 года назад

What is booty pasta lol?

@jacobbenham3521 2 года назад

@@Rambutan. farts lol

@JS-nu3kv Год назад

Underrated lines "You can't water a plant or anything?" "He's changed a lot" 😂😂😂😂 So many of his gems just fly by you & his guests ..until u listen again

@mizzop 2 года назад

"Sometimes I'll ask the waiter if the salmon is male or female" took me out💀💀

@Updogg3000 2 года назад

“Treat your snout to some of that free booty pasta, bruh bruh” might be the most profound thing that I’ve ever heard uttered from another man’s mouth.

@andreranch6161 2 года назад

“I quit doing it maybe 4 years ago” 🤣🤣

@dfields7851 2 года назад

“When everyone else stopped too” lmao😂

@JoseFuentes-fn3dl 2 года назад

I don't think I've heard anybody come up with the most random stories before lol his storytelling is hilarious 😂

@samwhitehall8545 2 года назад

I’ve tried falling to sleep listening to this, I’m now laid on the couch due to my constant childish giggling. Totally worth it.

@peet777 2 года назад

And I tried ODing on vitamins

@Burningwoodz 2 года назад

i didnt lol one time i dont find this man funny its like ppl are afraid to offend anyone and comedy is not what it use to be bc of it

@ohh1065 Год назад

@@Burningwoodz comedy is subjective quit acting special because you like “dark humor” you seem real corny

@doubleboy2388 Год назад

@@Burningwoodz you're trippin

@Burningwoodz Год назад

@@doubleboy2388 its my opinion.... cant really be trippin bc of it lmno cant even have those anymore i c

@jamesdemonte5749 2 года назад

"dampen a small burger" is probably the best line of all time

@Gunfutaku 2 года назад

"Could you smell the shoes too?" that shit had me fucking crying

@Buddhapyro 2 года назад

Shopping for peppermint

@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1 Год назад

Was it cold?

@GarrettLoganGriffin 2 года назад

Theo is one of the most naturally funny people out there.

@Dmacxxx77 2 года назад

"He thought the phone company fucked up" Dude I swear Theo is the most naturally funny person ever.

@josephindorf759 Год назад

At 3:30 😂😂😂😂😭 "how much tho like enough to dampen a small burger?" 😂🤮

@bigbootybastard6973 Год назад

Americans wil really use anything but the metric systems

@MommyMoments855 2 года назад

I'm always scared Joey is just gonna die laughing like that...sound's like his soul is saying "peace out fuckerz"

@AlexRodriguez-if7wu 2 года назад

Theo will kill Joey one of these days 😭😂

@Waybay-fy4bh 2 года назад

foreal though💀🤣

@nickandrews2255 Год назад

Deadset makes me laugh more

@Soyuz2578 Год назад

Don't think he would use the Z though

@fcoxavier Год назад

"... her GPS is the Lord" Laawwwdd imROolling

@rouxcozy 2 года назад

“David-coppin’-feels” Omg hahahaha that is gold

@dominichahn169 2 года назад

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that

@austinrodriguez2481 2 года назад

And you are a dime and! Lol 💎

@derektrujillo2292 2 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣

@evanmcgillicutty3808 2 года назад

“you’re like the Larry Fitzgerald of therapy” 😂😂

@RoadRunneR69 2 года назад

Eddie Bravo : I tried to OD on a bottle of Vitamins. Theo : What happened, did you just get better? 😂 There's nobody out there right now, who's wittier than Theo.

@doggystyla6969 2 года назад

Lol literally came to the comments section just for this 😂

@RoadRunneR69 2 года назад

@@doggystyla6969 Comment sections never disappoint!

@theconfusedmango1719 2 года назад

@@doggystyla6969 same here, absolutely hilarious

@RIPmichealjackson10 2 года назад

Omfg hes just so quick theo

@aprilcallans5819 2 года назад

Goes back and forth between bill burr and Theo

@jacobholguin6855 Год назад

“Woa this one’s shaped like rosie o Donnell” Bobby Lee with the funniest quote in a Theo comp

@patrickozigbu4011 2 года назад

Listening to Theo will leave you in a constant state of concern and amusement at the same time 😂😂😂

@DirtyD218 2 года назад

Haha right! Exactly what I thought! Like shit he says is so of the walls and funny but then you think about it and he just thinks it's normal and it's definitely not haha! It's actually very weird to think like that by be makes it funny. You can tell some of the stuff he says he's wondering why people are laughing cause he's just being genuine and he thinks they're just laughing at him but they're not. It's because they think he's trying to be funny. But he's not that's just his natural reaction haha

@ancientsoul5608 Год назад

This is probably the most accurate comment I've ever seen on RU-vid

@BeSome1 11 месяцев назад

Theo's "I don't do it unless you do" joke kills me everytime lmao

@AVandug 2 года назад

Man I managed to hold my laugh inside until Uncle Joey busted out laughing his ass off listening to Theo talk about his buzzer underwear. I lose it everytime I hear Joey laugh, it's so contagious

@Ghoopty 2 года назад

Yeh his laugh is fucking awesome.

@shitcomment 2 года назад

Its reminiscent to a komodo dragon's hiss...trust me. RU-vid it

@krs-fltutorials4487 2 года назад

Sounds like a man close to death

@BIG_SCRIMM_69 2 года назад

I spray out on the AJ 🤣🤣🤣

@alfiegordon9013 Год назад

@@shitcomment holy shit that's exactly what it is lmaooooo

@specialperson170 Год назад

bro the most overlooked line is when he is asking said he loves the smell of some nice high heels

@RockinTheDub 2 года назад

3:11 Theo coming up with his own measurement for squirt on the spot. I cannot describe his genius in words.

@garrettsmith6549 Год назад

You know you’re funny as hell if you get Joey laughin like that 😂

@connorr7992 2 года назад

12:48 "they're not in prison cuz they know how to hold back" -Lee I fully died😂😂😂😂😂

@paleamigo8575 2 года назад

"In Gary, IN you're an 8, on the female chart..."🤣🤣🤣🤣

@derekhammer8988 2 года назад

Theo killing joey and Lee with the pee story brings tears to my eyes. Hilarious 😂

@grants2125 2 года назад

Theo is the most underrated comedian alive imo.

@mayn90s19 2 года назад

There's also schulz.

@CimonSowel1 Год назад

The dude is another level could watch his stuff for hours

@kurt6447 Год назад

He sells out venues around the world. Totally underrated!

@Huntski36 Год назад

Agreed

@blessed6336 Год назад

@@mayn90s19 idk about schulz i did like him but there’s something about the randomness in von he’s just so unpredictable

@chrisstopher6858 Год назад

That scene with the buzzer pants and Joey Diaz made me laugh the loudest in my entire life. Omfg 😂

@brianlaurito6540 Год назад

I spray out on the AJ !😂

@ifuckingh8you195 2 года назад

‘Your truce Lee’. is one of Theo’s underrated lines

@gdaily5 2 года назад

Once I heard that, I instantly searched the comments. Can't believe it wasn't mentioned. Underrated is an understatement.

@placidcasual9872 Год назад

Theo is a. pure prince. Truly one of one - as real and humble as they come and a totally one off talent

@truwth 2 года назад

17:06 "he's change a lot" Best line is just a throwaway

@CodyAnderson333 2 года назад

Some of Theo's throw away lines are better than most comedians closers lol

@OnPointFirearms 2 года назад

Shit was so funny!

@jenniferewing3784 2 года назад

Omg yassss

@haroldwhitney6130 9 месяцев назад

He's my favorite comedic personality these days. It's amazing how naturally funny he is... And he seems like such a decent and genuine person too.

@mrexion7851 2 года назад

Theo is the most unintentionally funny person on the planet. I love how his brain works!😂

@w8m4n 2 года назад

So you've never heard of Karl Pilkington? If not get on that shit.

@shawnmclean7932 Год назад

With Ricky Gervais. Hours of funny.

@cognome555 Год назад

Its intentional

@SeabeSlays 2 года назад

“People used to throw ice rocks at my head in school.” “Why? Did you collect them or something?” 😂😂

@scroopynoopers2892 2 года назад

" I tried to OD on vitamins when I was 8." " And what did you get, better?"

@goncalobaia1574 Год назад

I like that Theo's Conversation are like soap Opera, you miss a single like line you don't know where the fuck you are anymore.

@thedrummerdamo 2 года назад

Joeys reaction to the buzzer underwear is easily the best part of this

@moneymack7940 Год назад

When he said “how far tho? Like you can’t water a plant or anything right?” I lost my damn mind talking about her squirtin 😂

@jaybiggsthegreat5990 2 года назад

"Treat your snout to some of that free booty pasta" legendary line😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Cao024 Год назад

He said it’s like he was thumb wrestling down there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t bro

@charlesprice5.0 2 года назад

6:50 “Give me a pair lee”😂😂!! I love joey dude

@nicholassoucy1543 2 года назад

"I tried to OD on vitamins." "So what happened, did u get better."

@Mitchdvetter 2 года назад

Theo is so good. Even when he breaks character he’s still genuinely funny.

@RighteousBrother 2 года назад

Is it a character ?

@vintz3327 2 года назад

There's no character, Theo is Theo.

@Cavemanbot 2 года назад

Watch the show he was on when he was a kid he’s still Theo

@RazielRodriguezz 2 года назад

He can exaggerate his character but it’s not an act that’s Theo

@sidda3262 2 года назад

Breaks character? Lol this whole time you’ve been thinking Theo is playing a character? You’re not giving him the credit he deserves lol

@chucknorris4062 Год назад

"He's like a prison ham, I love that boy" lmaoo

@ross8525 2 года назад

Yes Joke Wrld ur work rate is mad thanks for the content.

@Three2Juan 2 года назад

Forreals man. Just subscribed

@DNYGdj 2 года назад

Legend

@lachietzarov2585 2 года назад

not his content

@насилие-й8я 2 года назад

@@lachietzarov2585 Who said it was

@evsrax9556 2 года назад

@@насилие-й8я did the op not thank him for the content? Yeah he didnt say it was his, but did theo ask him for this? No...

@jacksonorbin8310 2 года назад

Theo will say the craziest shit and say “you know” like nah we don’t bro

@22hogfan94 2 года назад

I’ve never wanted to be friends with someone so badly lmaooo

@beanie-qn2jc Месяц назад

Theo is the only person that can really make Joey Diaz laugh

@zaneyoung6129 2 года назад

The RU-vid algorithm has been absolutely terrible lately, these are the only videos I look forward too or click on, you are singlehandedly saving RU-vid.

@lmpfunk 2 года назад

It really has been absolute trash. Wtf is going on?

@deanjuliano7849 2 года назад

Exhibit A

@FreddySaySo 2 года назад

Imagine depending on algorithm, you sorry piece of shit

@zaneyoung6129 2 года назад

@@FreddySaySo ok

@Murphthemick 2 года назад

@@FreddySaySo preach

@Bbarnacles50 Год назад

“He’s changed a lot” 😂😂 dude I cant deal with the stuff he says

@prodbyprimal3729 2 года назад

“I once went 8 months without seeing my legs” I wonder what goes through theo’s mind😂😂😂

@GhostandtheDarkness Год назад

“Enough to dampen a small burger?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣Love how his mind works. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rancewhite9312 2 года назад

I piss big on apple juice, I spray out on the AJ. 😂😂😂 that shit had me dying man. These uploads are legit perfect bro.😂

@ohmar7582 6 месяцев назад

Mans too funny and you can tell it’s effortless 😂

@xmasonx6094 2 года назад

“I feel like if people are color blind…. We gotta get em more colors”😭😭😭 I love this man

@roofcake8951 Год назад

"Treat your snout to some of that fuckin' free booty pasta, my bruh." This is the first time in my life I've sobbed at a joke.

@alexcoyg3281 2 года назад

"...or Maybe its Maybeline"😂😂😂 gets me everytime

@angelo80409 Год назад

"I remember one girl, I was just dumb wrestling down there." 🤣🤣 That had my dying.

@zexter33 2 года назад

“Aye you remember Wallace”😂😂😂😂the dude definitely was killing the vibe but props to Theo for being a real one

@Mscarter2002 25 дней назад

Great example of listening not to understand, but listening to reply. Dr. Bryant definitely gained a new viewer

@CaptainKreepingDeath 2 года назад

I've always been kind of hard on Theo for some reason, but "Enough to dampen a small burger?" just made me fucking cry laugh

@maxheadrone4725 2 года назад

I fully believe that just came out. Just pure spontaneous nectar.

@NautilusGuitars 2 года назад

Same here! That whole string of words in that context just blew my face off haha. I haven't laughed that hard in a decade. The fact that he just came up with that on the spot is so insane and shows how talented he is with random absurdity. I have no idea how a person can come up with something like that so effortlessly. He's definitely a comic who takes a bit of viewing to fully appreciate. He's just so fucking random it goes over your head if you're not prepared.

@lauramorgan27 Год назад

Why does “dampen a small burger” make zero sense and perfect sense at the same time? 😂😂😂

@tylerjohnson2850 Год назад

Next time I’m on a date, I’m going to ask the waiter what gender my fish is and do what Theo said and if she doesn’t laugh and go along with it, she ain’t the one 😂

@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1 Год назад

That's a fish dick. Joey was my favorite on impractical jokers

@oliverhart7013 2 года назад

"....but he died man, my Grandfather died...." I hope he knows he didn't kill his Grandpa with his electric piss pants 🤣😂🤣