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18:17 That Crazy Butt commercial was in Swedish. Let me translate: (They used three different swedish words for "fart") "Are you a bit gassy in your belly? Then it's time to "farty it up" with Crazy Butts crazy ring tone from Hobo! For only 20kr (3$) a week can you also transform your phone to a real fart fest. Text 'mono', 'poly' or 'real' -"
I worked for Comcast at the height of the jamster era, and in the customer support call center, I got calls almost DAILY from people angry at us that they were getting these random monthly charges. Imagine having to tell them OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN that no, we didn't sign you up for that, your 12 year old kid did, and no, we can't stop the payments, the company charges us for the service on your account and you have to talk to THEM to get it shut off. Apparently, jamster had ABYSSMAL phone support, and getting through it was like trying to part the Red Sea. So you can imagine how much fun THAT was. 😒
I never watched the original movie as a kid, but I instead watched the direct-to-dvd sequel G'Day USA. Unlike the original, that one was actually a kids movie, and I think that the main characters could actually talk to the kangaroo in that movie due to something happening. You heard me right, the direct-to-dvd sequel was more faithful to the advertising than the original movie. That's how little of a shit the movie gave
insanehusky I don't think anyone in this chain assumed you were a furry Even if they did, you could just casually correct them. No need for preemptive rants, it's no big deal
the jamster ringtones will always haunt me. 7 or 8 years ago i got the gummi bear song after seeing it on teennick. as a 12 year old with a phone in 2009/2010, this was one of many mistakes made. i didnt tell my mom so every month until she canceled our phone service and we were changed for this fucking mess of a song that i only used for one month. every month my mistakes were put in front of me. i had suffered for long enough and am glad jamster is dead.
I was researching the production of Kangaroo Jack. Apparently, it was supposed to be an R-Rated comedy inspired by the Robert De Niro film Midnight Run. However, Jerry Bruckheimer decided to re-edit it after poor test audiences. He was inspired by advertisements from Snow Dog and positive reactions to the Kangaroo, and this R Rated Mafia comedy wad turned into a family film with more scenes featuring the Kangaroo. This is why the tone is so jarring and why they advertized the Kangaroo despite only being in a few scenes. But now I can confirm that there's an R Rated version of Kangaroo Jack somewhere in the world, and we have yet to see it. Do we really want it? Who knows. I know I want it lol.
Imagine in order to get that sweet meme pic, you'd had to text "meme" to a certain number to get a pic of said meme. Those were the horrible nostalgia days I remember.
In my day, we had shady commercials asking kids to ring a hotline with no knowledge of what it's even about, which would've been considered dangerous to children because of pedophilia!
god i remember that, and then your parents get a bill for like $5 for each text you sent because there were massive text/data fees for their retarded hotline.
RebelTaxi When you going to do a face riveal ? I want to know what you look like . it is nice to have a face that gos with that sexy voices of your lol
3:42 You forgot one: "My name is Mr. Willson and I'm here to say, I'm gonna' smack your ass in a major way What are you doing in my basement? Get outta' here! (Beatbox pause) *G E T O U T T A H E R E !* "
I'm glad all of you came to watch this video and support Pan, but there's something you should know... ...SO I'M GONNA TELL YOU SO *DON'T SWEAT IT, FORGET IT* *_ENJOY THE SHOW_*
Fun fact about all the product placement in Eight Crazy Nights: the filmmakers admitted that they didn't get any money from all the brands they name-dropped, so it technically wasn't product placement so much as FREE ADVERTISEMENT. If not for the fact that it was in a comedy and, therefore, protected by fair use parody law, it would also be ILLEGAL. Apparently, Adam Sandler just really likes name-brand products.
@@Pooky1991 Eight Crazy Nights was kind of unreal, Adam Sandler did some genuinely good musical numbers in that movie. It's no something you'd play while driving but it was actually great by "actor singing in a movie" standards especially since he supposedly wrote it himself.
I am so happy that "Flame On" song from the 90's Fantastic Four was included here. I remember seeing that episode as a kid while I was home sick and I wasn't entirely sure that I wasn't having a fever dream.
I remember having a VHS release of Super Mario Bros Super Show as a kid that still had the copyrighted music on it. It was an episode with magic carpets and junk and had a Stephenwolf song on it... In case anyone is actually interested in the VHS releases of Mario cartoons. Also, thanks for reminding me how horrible Sonic Underground was...
I feel sorry for Assy Mcgee. He had it all and then after his show was cancelled he hit the skids and is now singing in public toilets for spare change.
So the name of that song that DiC used to replace the Milli Vanilli song in the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon is called "Mega Move". They used it in a lot of their cartoons like Captain N as well.
I hate NOT IDEA that awful generic song was originally "Blame it on the Rain!" They only EVER showed the generic song version in the UK... in fact I memorised that song off by heart because I heard it so much.
It’s comforting to know I wasn’t the only one duped by Kangaroo Jack as a kid. I remember going to the website and being like “oh this seems like a cool talking dog movie” then my mom rented it from blockbuster and I was so confused. I think I remember they did an animated sequel and prolly should’ve rented that as a kid instead (probably wasn’t that good but I bet it would have entertained me more as a dumb kid who really liked talking animal movies and had the attention span of a goldfish)
Dang I was always confused why Kangaroo Jack barely had him in it as a child. I was so bored of the human crap cause I was young, why would they advertise a character who only appears for 10 seconds.
Long story short, Disney's Snow Dogs had a talking animal dream sequence that took up a good portion of the marketing and made money, so Warner Brothers forced a talking animal dream sequence and other scenes with the kangaroo into what was supposed to be an adult action comedy and had it take up ALL the marketing in hopes the movie would make MORE money.
The difference between Snow Dogs and Kangaroo Jack is that Snow Dogs was still a kids movie, while Kangaroo Jack should've never been advertised for an audience it wasn't made for
There was an animated remake of the movie, which somehow managed to have the same mistake despite A) it's clearly aimed towards kids, and B) talking kangaroos are a lot cheaper to do when everything is animated. At least they changed it from being a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment to being a setup for a spin-off tv show that obviously never happened, so there's that.
The crazy (heh) thing about Eight Crazy Nights is that none of those companies paid for product placement. Adam Sandler just gave them free advertising.
Since the Titanic Animated Movie thought making a dog rap in a movie about one of the greatest disasters in human history... Now just wait until 100 years in the future and see what songs they make... *9/11 towers falling* "Party Time Party It's Party Time!"
I remember years ago when Nostalgia Critic was ripping this movie a new one for that scene. I'm glad to see @RebelTaxi knows about the rapping dog as well.
Remember when Nim’s Island advertised that she could talk to animals and the ads showed them talking but in the actual movie they were just regular animals?
I'm amazed rapping in cartoons survived as long as it did. Even as a pasty-white home-schooled child with no concept of "good" or "awful" I could have told you that rapping in cartoons was lame as fuck. How detached from reality are executives, anyway?
The crazy butt commercial is in swedish, where they open up the commercial with the line "Are you gassy? Then you should gas it up with Crazy Butts wacky ringtone......."
StorBaka I heard it was fake and just parodying those stupid ring tones commercial, IIRC there's only 1 video of it, the number has 666 and the words "monopoly real" appear for no reason, it must be satire.
+Grodbert They say "Text 'mono', 'poly' or 'real' to [number]". They did that on multiple ads because not everyone could get the real ringtone, only mono or polyphony. That said, I've never seen that ad before and it seems to be around the time I watched MTV. But I'm not denying it as real since I've seen way to many jamster ads that are just as bad.
Kangaroo Jack might be one of the most egregious examples of abusive, manipulative trailer editing in recent cinema history. There have been other movies that have misrepresented their contents in their trailer, but those were largely low-budget direct-to-video turds that had every reason to lie just to sell their 5-dollar DVD and recoup costs. (That's not a justification, just a reason.) Kangaroo Jack was everything but low-budget, and their targeted audience was far younger than that which they likely should have been after. Coupled with the absolute bombardment of 'children's networks' with constant advertisements and promotions... definitely deliberate.
You know, I feel like Pan is the only guy left who has a channel about animation and never really does anything to make me actually sigh or roll my eyes. I've personally gotten kind of sick and midly annoyed by some of the stuff saberspark and (especially to the point where I'm probably gonna unsub soon) Robobuddies. It just feels too bland or soulless and obnoxious, but Pan manages to keep me fully into him. Oh yeah and Pan's story mode yaddayaddayadda it's complete now if you care, you'll never hear from it again after this, we are now free from the suffering. I've emailed it to Pan, hope he likes it lol.
Most animation channels all talk about is SU, Star, OK KO or rant about Teen Titans Go. Pan and Mars review stick out since avoid the same old bandwagon
Average Australian Shitposter Enter hasn’t changed in the slightest. Videos still look like crap, mic sounds like crap and his mentality hasn’t improved in the slightest.
Hell yeah, a new Pan video, let's go! **CHALKZONE IS THE FIRST ENTRY FOR THE TOP 10 WORST ANIMATED SONGS** How dare you? **SEES IT'S NOT FOR THE THEME SONG** Oh....right.
Hey pan, could you possibly do a video about weird cartoon promotional campaigns, kind of similar to the instance where sponge bob was airing in 2001 and jimmy neutron pops up on the sidebar and changes the animation to puppets?
Leave it to Adam Sandler to create bigger product placement / plot point than Power Rangers (2017 film). This comment is brought to you by Dreamworks Trollhunters.
I hated that entire movie as a kid. And that's quite a feat for a cartoon. I was a stupid, stupid child with no standards whatsoever, I'd watch anything you sat me down in front of short of, like, Barbie movies or whatever. But Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer? I fucking _loathed_ that movie. I thought it was the worst sin ever committed by man. Then I got to the part in history class where we learned about the Holocaust. But second place ain't bad.
Fun fact: The Crazy Frog was the biggest hit of the entire YEAR in Europe in 2005. Bigger than Eminem and Linkin Park and whoever else had hits that year. The third biggest hit was "Un monde parfait" by Ilona, another annoying animated mascot. The sixth biggest hit was "Schnappi das kleine Krokodil" which, guess what....was also an animated mascot (though not as bad as the other two). WTF was wrong with Europe in 2005?!
Hey, I wrote the Village Voice piece seen here and I just wanted to say 1) thanks for the proper credit and 2) great job with the whole clip! Also, 3), you're the Rebelest Taxi in the U-S-A.
7:01 It's 2019, and this sounds like a real rap you would hear on the radio. I need the full song synched to a mumble rapper's video for confirmation 😂😂😂😂
Did the baha men ever actually release an original,song during their incarnation that brought them popularity ? I know of only two baha men songs and both were covers
K1naku5ana3R1ka Yeah, but dude, was really worth it for the horrible dialogue? Ytps have moved on from being simple repeats and ripoffs of the Mario cdi game. I still love ytps though.
There are rap songs in video games surpass those of cartoons Example: DK Rap by Donkey Kong 64 or Unknown From M.E. (Knuckles theme) by Sonic Adventure.
Thanks Chiquita Banana, not only you ruined Honduras and El Salvador with your dirty scheming and interventions. But you also brought to us: "I'm and I'm here to say"
