Top 10 Worst Chokes in Speedrunning 

CORF When you tried to suicide... but live and someone else rides you over with a motorcycle

drops a motorcycle on your head *

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

*T h e D a m n T r a i n*

I didn't laugh while watching the video but after reading your comment I laughed like an idiot. Nice magic powers there.

Mr_spoon people talking about streamer luck but joshimuz is the exact oppositr

O H H E Y T H A N K S

It's what they get.

Mr_spoon All you had to do is follow the damn train C.J.!

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE FAMN TRAIN

me toi

too

Miyamoto doesnt give a fuck about that nerd

@@hx2975 Huh, projecting how nobody cares about you?

@@hx2975 I mean he obviously took interest to the kid if he stopped by to watch. I know for a fact that dude loves his fans and enjoys making content for us so before you even reply to me coming up with bullshit think of that comment you made as a complete waste you loser 👎

who

7uyh7 Andrew G

Anything wrong with getting upset about failing miserably at something you love in front of the person who made the damn thing? Just because it’s a game doesn’t mean it’s a less valid reason to be upset.

@Doc Watson You're not ALLOWED to be sad over things I deem trival. okay buddy, fantastic logic

@Doc Watson I don't understand how people like you think that because you say something stupid you can just change the meaning by saying "that's not what I said bro". re-evaluate my guy

koji I do that every morning I wake up

My dad

Nemoy 2 I hope you and the idiots who liked your comment realize what "looking UP" to someone entails, it implies that its someone you idolize, it has nothing to do with healthy respect/love You are not supposed to idolize someone you personally and deeply know about as much as healthy couples do, if you do then you are in an emotionally abusive relationship, its no wonder the guy above thinks his wife hates him

Nemoy 2 Ok, at least your statement is less emotionally misleading that way

Lu Bu Dude fuck you in every Dynasty Warriors game you're in.

Thanks.. I guess?

I know, right? I felt so bad for him I had to start watching through my fingers like a toddler afraid of some silly movie monster.

That one wasn't his fault. Playing on an HD tv with input lag....on a game that precise, of course he will die

virtual console is never the best way to speedrun

That's what I thought, it really does have a noticeable impact if you've been playing without lag and then switch TVs

Why is he wearing a hat indoors though? Is that a twitch thing?

@@seanwareing3143 it's a normal thing. Can't people wear hats at home??

@@seanwareing3143 That's totally normal. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

-Roberto- it’s considered rude in a lot of places

It’s his hair

*O H H E Y T H A N K S*

Watched that one live, absolutely amazing clip

Launchpad McQuack If you do not give a fuck then why are you repliying

@@prinzdenax he gives a fuck just enough to let you know he doesn't give a fuck without giving any extra fucks beyond that...

@@Jimmykreedz chill

Khmao O H H E Y T H A N K S

Khmao what said that?

the first one is the (recorded) donation sound. the second is the bot reading out the donation message. the third is obvious

O HAY TANKS

nama jeff I like the Frieza cosplay 👌🏼

poor guy :(

ikr i had no choise but to skip it

SpaceMan64 Dont worry, Miyamato himself tried after Andrew and couldn't beat it either. Input lag is bound to happen on an HD TV running such an old game.

Indifino stap baing ah GREMMAR NIZI

Aren't hammer brother just based on getting lucky in the first place? I didn't think it was lag/wii remote. He mostly died on those stupid hammer bros.

"Let's do a quick photo"

Watch this, Lise. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half! 6:18....Aaaannnd…..6:19......Now! 6:20

6:19 if you look closely, he has an extra life though 😉

@@JustAnotherUnnecessaryGuy *Lisa. But that Simpsons reference killed me. Lmao

Could it have anything to do with trying to play on an LCD? I've tried it before with old consoles and the lag completely throws me off.

I thought the same thing. It can make a huge difference for something that requires such precise inputs

That Fat guy from SA that goddamn train

at a funeral?

That Fat guy from SA Do you mean *Remember?*

Pelmeninator yeah ops my phone is so small lol

Jesse adams corrected it

He's got a top saves already

chazburger25 AGDQ has so many lol

oh hey thanks

Tigame, It is still sad as bonkers :(

Miyamoto is a bit of a dick though. Look up Guru Larry's video on him

I don't think he is a dick per say. He is just very strict sometimes

Just look up the video I mentioned and tell me if you still think he's just strict.

But most of that video isn't even Miyamoto specifically, and some of it isn't even true.

The walkways after getting off the boat and before you go underwater, pretty sure right when the heavy machine gun is available. Fav farming place, eazy no dmg bonus.

That's what you get when you fuck with the king

He was 2 minutes ahead, and still got the record if I recall correctly. It just wasn't as good as it could've been.

lol that Dino Crisis story, but did doggo live?

+Donkey Kong What you said was Krool, DK.

LunchableSandwich that a lose yourself reference?

lol guilty as charged o/ I know, I know, It was weak. However I love Miyamoto to that extent.

Knees weak, arms are heavy?

I cringe at them all because it's so sad what they are trying to do

*aAAaaAAAAWWwwwWWWW*

i never knew till just now, figured he had went on hiatus. rip :c

I had no idea he passed until this comment, damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....

Holy fuck that mission was the definition of bad AI

facts

big smoke is love big smoke is life

*T H A T D A M N T R A I N*

I never got why people complained about that mission so much, cause I got it on my first try. Then I tried playing the game again...

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

OH HEY THANKS

Miyamoto is like: Better luck next time kid.

Every single "Ohhhhh" from the crowd when he died again must be like a stab in the heart. His face says it all. Poor guy.

I remember skipping it last time I watched this video. Had to do it now as well.

Miyamoto one

more like hilarious.

David Matheny more like "heart breaking"

Morel like "hear breaking"

life comes at you fast

andrewg1990 you're the o.g man, we all look up to you

I felt physical pain watching that

That would of ended my run too. Its awesome you got to meet him though

RIP

F:s in The chat

Yep I had a chance to play keyboards with a band I really love. One time opportunity, all I had to do was play a simple song. Once. I just completely messed it up and it sounded like I couldn't play at all. It was ridiculous.

I do that with real life, constantly. Too bad I don't get to just start over and try again.

Well, Shigeru Miyamoto himself is also watching...

thats called a choke

I feel your pain bro. But theres a reason for it. Our brains are basically freaking out because we're under pressure to be the best we can be yet we feel like we have it all under control because they're all expecting to see you do good.

Poor Josh

Haha... and then showing the world what it looks like when you try to cover up balling uncontrollably with a smile because you're on camera.

That's what you get for using Toad.

@@MetalOnslaught yoshi all day erry day

7:35

that's the voice you use when you can't scream as loud as you want to

his negativity was too stronk

frontier cat Finally someone uses lmao in the correct way.

did he laughed on his own ass?

"That GTA clip made me laughing my ass off"

It’s laugh my ass of some sometimes

I would never try to, I know it would get to me. I might accidentally do well when not trying, but if I set it up to record knowing that I'm trying to do it, I'll just fall apart.

Greggory Yeah, anxiety is a bitch.

@@no_idea8012 no, your a bitch

@@thesliquifier3966 That wasn't needed, was it?

@@slytheguy6988 yes it wss needed

he's actually holding a 1:38 now, he is fucking brilliant

I've never done a speed run, saved the most time

Memes best reply ever

has to be pokémon green, jak3 also has quite a big timeskip

Outlast? I saw a video where a guy used glitches to finish the game in under 5 minutes.

The thing with comparing timesaves is that it's completely relative to what game it is.

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks-

i don't understand anything about this. why would you spend thousands of hours beating 1 damn level just to shave off a few milliseconds? why not go outside? or study math? there are so many more useful things people could be doing instead of this, and there are loads of other "hobbies" that are actually productive in some way

@@harleyspeedthrust4013 It's about the competition. It's no different than playing physical sports, or racing, etc. The speedrunning community is about being the most skilled person at any given game, and the easiest way to measure skill, is by the sheer perfection required to come up with a world record or any kind of good time in any given game. It takes dedication, skill, and perfection with a dash of luck. That said, you won't find _me_ speedrunning anything, but I can kinda get what they're going for?

Pretty shit shot tho xF

@@TorqueSlayer Not really, the AI for the final fight is programmed to dodge direct shots. The only way to land a hit is to anticipate a direction the enemy will fly in and cross your fingers that she will move in that direction to make the shot hit her. It is luck based so all that needed to happen was a lucky shot to the left, right, top, or bottom. He was extremely unlucky since none of the shots panned out.

OmgMyutubeaccount cuz her movements are random and maybe unpredictable

OmgMyutubeaccount he's a shit shot

Alexia is pretty erratic in that phase. I think he should've devoted a bit more time to that final shot. The projectile is also quite slow: fire directly at her and she'll bob in a different direction before it hits her. I could see it being a tough shot with time constraints weighing down on you. You have to lead her a bit and fire where she's about to be and something like that warrants some extra practice imo, just so you don't leave any last-second actions to chance. Just my outlook.

Between Alexia's unpredictable movements, the slow speed of the Linear Launcher shot, and the pressure he was under, it's an easy enough choke to make. Though yeah, if he'd panicked a little less and lined up his shots better he might've actually hit her.

Best line from that movie.

All you had to do was stay on the damn bridge Smoke!

His epitaph

hahahha

What he didn’t realize is that that particular attack Ganondorf performs can hit the top of Link’s head BEFORE hitting his shield, damaging him even when he’s holding the shield out. Speed runners have lost runs due to this because most of them are unaware that Link’s head is closer to the sword than his shield is

Dennis Sullivan unless your competitive in it yourself

Thats not how baseball works, but ok.

ᕼᗩIᗪEᑎ ᗯIᑕKᔕ he said basketball not baseball lmfao

epin pelaja I know, I was saying baseball works different than basketball.

ᕼᗩIᗪEᑎ ᗯIᑕKᔕ but what did baseball have to do with any of this

man

You're exactly right..

Exactly, TVs have enormous input lag

this man gets it

i know this is late but Alexia is a bitch (would still tap though XD)

Electronic game boy and a motorbike to the head?

Who put you on the planet?

EUGHHH

Dank Meme Supplier at least you donate food?

you got that wrong idiot

so bad

Sean Dolan how tho. Have you played RE?

Sean Dolan how tho. Have you played RE?

Sean Dolan Right? Your turn

It was game over, dude

He probably never spent the time to save his game

You cannot die during a speedrun unless is for strat purpose

FlavioYT do u mean for the wind waker hd only or? Because you can die in games and still at least go for a PB.

Because the trick they used at the time, was totally RNG dependant, and the odds of getting it are less than 5% iirc

Yeah, Cheese comes off as kind of unlikable.

Evokans nah just realistic when you look at how many speedruns people go through day in day out

@@xtzyshuadog that's the depressing part. no wonder society is crumbling around us.

That's a weird way of spelling hilarious

@@JamesJames-gc2kl exactly. why don't these speedrunners get off their butts and make something of themselves.

rekt

The worst choke is when he died

@@Jjjbbb5678 too far man

Well. It is highly recommended.

It seems to me that you can actually counter that RNG- its just a matter of hitting the enemy. Its not like the game makes it impossible or anything.

seems like he just got a bad pattern. I still wouldn't consider it a choke

I know, I never played that game, but, unlike what most comments here say, it does seem like a pretty hard shoot- the fact that its at the end of a speedrun just makes it even harder due to the preassure. All in all, I dont fully blame the speedrunner. And I am also terrible at hitting airbone targets in games so I can relate lol.

ILikeBulletZ at least they weren't birds from Ninja Gaiden or Alan Wake ... LOL

This! Thank you!

Wait he died?

@@jasminejohnston6393 He killed himself, yeah

Where’d you find this out?

@@jasminejohnston6393 he made a video before he killed himself

It’s not on his channel but search it up

Is he dead?

@@brothir yes, suicide unfortunately

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