Thats hard core demon porn dude. But to each of their own. People have different taste to what romantic is and what isn't. Like that succubus for example.
One of my favorite romantic quests is the Meats to Orgrimmar quest. Zargh at the Crossroads wants to deliver meat to Gryshka in Orgrimmar, and she writes him a "romantic" letter in return. Dear Zargh, The steaks you sent are fine. Well marbled, thickly sliced and packed in boar fat. They're just how I like them. When I eat them later, I will think of you as I gnaw on the last bits of bone and grisle. I will close my eyes and see your strong, scarred hands chopping and cutting... Hah! That reminds me of when you had your accident and lost a finger... Oh, Zargh! Thinking of that day makes me giggle like a little girl. You're so cute when you're bleeding! -Gryshka
Oooh, going to have to see if that one is still about lol. I may not be able to matchmake the folks in my other games, but if I can connect some npcs here in wow, I'll be happy lol. Additionally, I really was on the mark with how similar orcs are to Klingons in the romance department. This means the orcish way to have a divorce must be that she punches/slap smacks him in the face, uses the /spit emote calls him a name and walks off. Very cheap compared to a goblin divorce lol
One of my favorite easter eggs in WoD was a Horde side quest in Nagrand where you find a pre-teen Mankrik who sends you to help rescue a similarly pre-teen Olgra. This shows that the two were in love for literally almost their entire lives, before during and after the Legion corrupting the Orcs and on two different worlds.
Damn. Imagine being in love and managing to make it through drinking demon blood, entering the dark portal, and 3 entire wars, only to lose your love to some Quillboar. Really makes you understand Mankrik's fury.
One of my favorite romantic quests in WoW is in Elwynn Forest where you help make an invisibility potion for two lovers from different rival farms, are able to meet up in secret. Not the longest or most memorable, but was one of the first I had done when I started playing the game.
@@009_Ghostly_Systematic When the orcs first came to Kalimdor and saw quillboars a grunt said that they were indeed prettier than humans lol It's really strange considering that between quillboars and humans, humans are the ones that look the most similar to orcs, but well, it's probably those husks making all the difference.
It would have made Tooga's quest more flavourful if other players couldn't see him while he was being escorted. Then he _would_ be a hallucination induced by the heat of the desert, which is how I always interpreted that quest.
I just wanna point a realy small, very understandable, mistake in the video: at 3:14, he says he choosed the NE, but i think, we all know, that he ALWAYS picks the Blood Elf lady. I mean, you can't go wrong with BE, if you don't believe me, ask Sir Maximillian of Northshire!
Good content. Tooga is a nice turtle. Another quest i like is the one you have to deliver a love letter to an orc in crossroads, and the woman saying how cute he was when bleeding hahaha
I think that Deathwing quest was the only use of that human Deathwing model. Kinda sad looking back now. That model was meant to be part of the first fight in dragon soul.
I LOVE that ongoing robotic chicken gag. I've rewatched the vids where it is prominent over and over for a laugh! Your videos are informative and hilarious, I've shared them with multiple people.
world of 'lovecraft'.... i see whatcha did there :p tentacled horrors from beyond the veil and colours out of space truly these are the icons of valentines day...
There is a Horde quest in Hellfire peninsula where you lure a Blood Elf lady away with expensive liqour, then cast a scroll of polymorph rat on her. She is seeing some blood elf dude, and the guys girlfriend is the quest giver.
The troll reaction reminds me to say this: Remember kids. Never drink mana potions from uknown reasources. For maximum safety and good mojo purchase them from your local tribe witch doctor!
I'm genuinely in tears laughing at the way the Thrall yells in the wind and water scenario. And the way you presented it just made it that much funnier. I must have rewound that 20 times 😂
In the Hunter orderhall there is a secret romantic quest, there is a v edgy looking belf on the left side of the hut who sells black roses, he tells you about his crush on a dark ranger, buy 13 roses from him and search her, give them to her and she will tell you a very sad and bittersweet story about how she's not loveable anymore and how she doesnt feel emotions (which is implied to be a lie) she tells ypu about how she was once a young woman with a bright future and a wonderful fiance, until the lichking came, he didnt raise her though, it was sylvanas who found her and "cursed" her back into existance, she appears to be sad about that and to hold a little unspoken grudge against the dark Lady. She will afterwards give in a little though and says shed feel flattered if she still felt emotions, and gives you her hood to give to the man who loves her, he's super happy about it (and u can buy it from him now as a transmog item lol) but also a bit of a dick since he apparently really didnt care and immidientally went to pursue the next best dark ranger.. wanted to punch him for that >:(
Great video and never heard of many of these! I was hoping to see my favorite one which was the story of the builder who got crushed by the fallen pillar while building the bridge between wetlands and arathi highlands... You eventually end up talking to Magni Bronzebeard who tells you to fetch materials to make a monument to honor the fallen lad. The letter he wrote to his wife was so touching and honesty one of the only quests I read in Full.
You know, jokes aside, i don't have a problem with male blood elf being so feminine, but the female elf could be more robust, you know, wear the pants in the house. Being more precise, the orc skeleton with the blood elf skin.
I reacall a quest, I think in Northrend, where you had to kiss a whole bunch of frogs, to find the one that is a cursed girls, and with the kiss lift the curse. I don't remember the context so it might not be all that roamntic.
What about the quest in Elwyn "Young Lovers"? You help to make an invisibility potion for Maybel in order for her to sneak in at her boyfriend's cause their parents are enemies.
What about the two orc on dreanor waiting for the other lover only to find out the male got ambushed and killed and the female waited in the cold for him until she died by starvation/freezing to death?
"Where the two lived happily every after :)" Until they moved to Nagrand. Where Thrall was ambushed by assassins and saved(?) by Saurfang, at least. And forced to come back to Azeroth and help pick up the pieces of the Horde. And watch Saurfang get obliterated by some undead bitch.
I love the Day Deathwing came... I do that quest on every toon I make. It makes me laugh every time. The giant gnome just wandering in the background LOL
Night: *deadpan* It's okay.... Yeah, she is really healing from the emotional scars and trauma from The World Tree burning and all 👍 That part in this video always cracks me up 😂
After this Mankrik travels to Dalaran where he meets the warlock Salpastine, who promise to help him get his wife back. He only needs to help the warlock to destroy the Kirin Tor and take over Azeroth as emperor. Mankrik was from that day known as Varth Dader...
It sucks that a "Content creator" is not even aware of questline in human starting zone. Horde sucks ass! There are 1000 videos on Mankrik's wife. We don't one more. Gawd!
@@beny988 Pretty sure he mained a Dwarf priest judging from his Benediction video. So it just MIGHT be something as simple as he doesnt play human and or doesnt find the questline that interesting for the video, yall need to calm down.
To be honest, I still consider Thralls wedding questline as one of the worst questlines in WoW to date. Cataclism did something strange to the quests, half of them became a parade of noncence. Redridge Keeshan storyline is still haunts me because how out of place it felt. From the serious quests in classic game shifted to some half-satiric self parody.
I like the quest in _Classic_ where you get a quest in The Undercity, find a ring in Silverpine, take it to the Seplucher, have it identified or something, then finally take it back to The Undercity, whereupon the quest giver just kind of shrugs and goes "meh". Now, that's true romance!
The Murloc language is much easier to comprehend and speak after drinking an entire potion of wine< I also must say, as amazing as you are at telling heroic and terrifying stories, you might need to work on delivering a romantic one. I fully believe you can do it tho, you sexy bastard
