Top Gear Radio Show - Full (2006) 

My favorite part about this is that it's being commented by Big Smoke

Hi brother

*turns onto to the LS freeway* "IT’S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS"

good idea

And eating number 9s

What time is that?

Lord Harper 39:24

UltimateSimulation beep bebe beep

Lord Harper 58:17

i want to make that my alarm sound

He used to be a radio host in the late 80s, so he has experience with it.

Stable Life he hosted the show well, but I thought he actually was a bit rude to some of the callers

Stable Life q

Richard is trained as a local radio dj

i so love his voice, it's so pleasant and smooth and comforting :3

😂😂 thank youuuu

my reaction to 2020

That's simple and quick wtf wrong with that lol

Eamon You are great.

Eamon Might've sold the plate so could be a different person.

Thanks didn't think about that

Matthew Kirkham how’s your cooking recipes going? You fucking simp 😂

Matthew Kirkham don’t be a prick

Henry Rawcliffe TV made it sound like a waste of time, and Donger was a filler with all negative. Boy is that wrong

But it wouldn't make for entertaining tv

Success isn’t funny, failure is hilarious

@@adventure_F0x Ricky Gervais nailed that idea, check out his podcast with the man with the world's roundest head, that's mad innit

@@adventure_F0x i must go to parties more often than, to lighten up the mood.

and it's top gear eeooo

Thx

Two, Four, Six, Eight, James May... maaaaayyyy MmMMAAAaYYYy There’s only one radio show.. that is Top Gear eighooh... owooh I’ve been driving in my car, listening to JJeerreemmyy CCllaarrkkssoonn Those are the actually lyrics! :)

may : it rubbish!!

Awesome!

Agreed...

Also agreed.

Definitely agreed

I’d commit genocide for them to do it every day

Yeeees

thx

Mrs. smith is rubbish

Thanks 🙏

Oi!

Did anyone figure out the answer to Jame's question about the jetwash bonger

Ben Crook yeah!

😂😂😂

Richard is a friend

He shut him up since he was shouting at May and Richard just denied him that rudeness.

IVE BEEN DRIVING IN MY CAR LISTENING TO JEREMY CLARKSON BEEP BEEP

Thats why the 'new' top gear never took off. these three have Amazing chemistry. you can especically tell from James interview where he says "Much as i think hes a knob, I quite like working with Jeremy"

it's just so much more real between these guys. they're actual mates

As much as it would be very nice and touching for them to display that affection (even Jonathan Ross couldn’t get Jeremy to admit he loved the guys lmao), the mere fact that James and Richard immediately quit TG even after being offered that much money by the BBC and didn’t even entertain the possibility of staying just speaks volumes. They’ll all follow each other to the ends of the earth. I wish I had a friendship even a bit like them

@@justinhamilton8647 I agree. That's why TGT annoys me a bit. They've kind of gone over the top with the "hating each other" shtick. I always read it as three guys who are really good buddies, but who demonstrate it by pretending to dislike each other. In TGT they go out of their way to pretend to actually hate each other. It's annoying, and not very plausible, because of what you ust said. Obviously you DON'T actually hate each oterh and wish death on one another, or you wouldn't have quit BBC as a trio. Nobody works together that long and that well while despising each other. That's why BBC is stupid to think they can just continue Top Gear with different people: these guys ARE Top Gear, they created the show. I don't watch Top Gear to see the cars and fancy camera work, I watch it too see Clarkson, Hammond and May being brilliant together. Without them I have zero interest. When people say "I like Top Gear" they mean they like these three. It's like saying "come and watch the Three Stooges; we got rid of Moe and Larry and Curly and replaced them Jim, Elizabeth, and Jose, but it's basically the same show". No, it isn't.

William Walker My thoughts exactly, although I hadn’t really noticed (or paid attention) that they go overboard on TGT, but I just rewatched the first season last week with that in mind, and it does indeed happen a lot hahah. it’s just as you said, if they genuinely hated each other they would never give up the BBC for, at the time, unemployment. They have a definite love for each other and I just want to see that expressed a bit more directly, maybe I’m just soft and they’re old school tough guys lmao

Yeah that would have been great

I think Mrs Smith may have been an actress for the show

They have their videopodcasts about other things back in the day on top gear's site

Tommy Hansen where?

Maxys Dog ya please I can’t find it

@@tommyhansen7600where is it

@@BlueflagAlpha oh sorry it was taken down when top gear nuked themselves. It was a weekly show

Tbh he didn't even lose the argument as far as I could tell he just kinda stopped caring haha

@@-Teague- He did what he always does: someone talks back with some idea of what they're talking abt, and Jeremy says he doesn't want to talk anymore, like a five-year old. I mean I love the chaps but you CANNOT argue reasonably with Jeremy Clarkson. At least not the Clarkson around this time, he has improved

@@TheLastCrusader22 it was a joke as well

Not continuing to argue, but bringing things to a close, before they become heated, is not the worst strategy ever heard.

They need to do a podcast!

I am driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Claaaaarkson.

I can't believe BBC 1 didn't go through with just ONE hour of Top Gear Radio. They could run it at around tea time or just before lunch. I would subscribe to satellite radio to hear them for an hour 5 days a week. Jeremy Clarkson writes books in his spare time and they're just hilarious. I loved reading "The world according to Clarkson" where he pokes fun at EVERYTHING from Swiss bankers and then PM Blair to what one should do when your best mate squeals on you in court! LMAO! PS: as for the whistle blowing: Jeremy said "Well, I though about this long and hard in the shower this morning and I've decided I'd squeal like a baby, because you know something? Friendship is not an unshakeable bond at all. It's like a gigantic sand dune, seemingly huge and permanent, but one day you get up and it's gone." My favorite line from that chapter: (he pokes fun at his drinking buddies from the early 80s) "Had one of them been accused of gouging the barman's eyes out with a lawnmower, I'd have told the police I was dead at the time and that I knew nothing. I would even have taken the heat on his behalf, had push come to shove." Then he rambles about whether one can have too many mates: "I have become so desperate about this friends business that I recently asked my wife not to put any new people in the address book. I don't care how nice they are. I don't care if he is funny or that she's allergic to underwear. We have now got enough friends." 😂😂

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Hanan Ur Rehman It's actually staggering how little made it into the show, there's plenty more Hammond messing the mixing up, James's lack of a fuck about doing the news/weather properly, etc.

Jeremy Clarkson's "I just offered to commit suicide!"

@@nicklindsey1765 timestamp?

@@Thicc_Cheese_Dip first four minutes

they’re also all very witty and generally good conversationalists

"but... But... BUT... BUT!"

50:32 hopeless

Yelo 153 “Jeremy, go.” “IT’S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS”

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What timestamp is this?

@@thesamuraiduke9900 24:45

he sounded so nervous and guilty after they called him out

I'm so happy someone mentioned this.

山内淳カイル Your welcome

Morgan Kendall hammond is LEGENDARY lmao

The best part 😂

IT'S ALL COMPLETELY H O P E L E S S thank you

Diana Bond lovely comment

I V E G O T T H E B U T T O N

They love each other in a hateful way and that’s perfect. When I say love, they’re used to each other but sick as well since they spend most of the time together.

I remember watching a clip where Jeremy calculated that he spends time with James and Richard VS his kids in a 5:1 ratio, so for every hour he spent with his kids he spent 5 hours with the guys hahah

I agree with you, but I think you may be exaggerating. They are friends, but admitting it isn't a big deal.

I can just imagine them staring, both annoyed at each other & tbh I would have done the same as hammond

@@Ethan-Entah was the sports guy joking at May about how he didn’t know about cricket or was he dead serious?

@@elliot7753 seemed pretty hurt that may didn't understand the point system

@@Ethan-Entah there's an episode of them doing the show on topgear you can see for yourself!

Hamster got fed up and told the being cunt to fuck off in his own way

they only showed us jeremy and the traffic reports an everything going wrong XD

I read this comment literally as he said it!!

it was magical

@@Saucy-ws6jc Boomers

Because people suck.

Because people are too serious

For some reason RU-vid didn’t give me any notifs about this comment, appreciate the likes and replies everyone

kindness ARK I think they should have their own radio show

kindness ARK man

Entitled bat who probably helped bring the economy down by buying shit she can't afford and giving the bill the the next generation

greywolf 18 she’s a stupid old bitch who’s not been shagged for 60 years

Just a boring all biddy who’s cats keep dying because even they don’t give a fuck

I want to go back too 😂

Inflation after this time means it could be a lot worse tbh

I'm from Sweden, and we're not a country blessed with low fuel prices (anything but) but £2 a litre seems REALLY expensive, it's about 1 pound 37 in equivalent Swedish currency here at the moment and we all think that is expensive. I'm honestly surprised Britain has even higher fuel prices than Sweden! Meanwhile Americans are complaining sitting at the equivalent of 90 cents per litre (3.46 dollars per gallon currently, less in some states more in some)

@SarkyBegger except they all sound like angry middle aged people that would complain and bitch to every retail employee that doesn't just go "Yes sir/ma'am I'll do this totally unreasonable thing that nobody but you cares about"

@SarkyBegger dont put spam in with those people, may loves spam sammies

people are stupid and miserable and they just complain about some things

I can assure you and everyone else hating on people not liking it that some people have such shit jobs that they dont want any bullshit after an exhausting day of work and just get home as quickly as possible. But when suddenly 3 guys go in the recording booth and you drive right into a traffic jam which could have been prevented, it sucks fucking ass. Of course, the entire show was incredibly funny to fans of the show, but if youre someone who just wants to get home from his 9-5, it really fucking sucked.

Lol cuz it’s not the normal programming. People that don’t watch Top Gear would think it’s absolute ass

Nico RosbergFan I know right

Young yobo types boomboom

Damn

I predict BMW x8. You heard it hear first.

@@barsaf9989 Congrats mate www.caranddriver.com/news/a34161602/2022-bmw-x8-hybrid-spied/

Even now?

@@danielsmith9476 Yes sir, listened to it the other day while working on my car. Cant be the banter these 3 produce

@@VinylScratchBass never gets old does it

@@VinylScratchBasssame man. This is so much fun

Fucking brilliant hahaha

Or Kampala, as the boys well know.

Thank you very much thats the travel with jeremy clarkson

50:37

@@onlinefriend3889 like in Jakarta's traffic

You're not wrong

Yeah that sports reporter was a 🤓🤓

Lol

Walking into the exam hall: ok, I studied, I prepared, I took notes, I did exams to practice, let's go 30 minutes in:

Bigby Wolf you‘re welcome!

Yeah this is fantastic, there is another upload like this on RU-vid, but it's not as along or high quality like this one.

Top 10 questions science still can’t answer

Thank

That's probably what it feels like to be in a relationship with James May 😂

I like your pfp.

Except Alan Partridge doesn't usually know anything about the sports he's reporting on. He's like the anti-Alan

Young yobo types boomboom

Frankys a boomer.

It's Steve Coogan 😂😂

“Oh here; we go young people are about to be picked on” GOOD ON YA HAMSTER

Miserable old twat

No one gets to talk to your mates like shit except you and your mates. It’s off limits to anyone else 😂

Thanks, that's the bit I was looking for from the TV edit. I'd have been over an hour looking 😂

Timestamp for that quote?

@@Thicc_Cheese_Dip around 6 minutes

6:32

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Sorry, BUT WHO ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD SHAG PRESCOTT???

That was really smooth aswell, definetly helped by the fact James a very good radio voice

If they ever remove this one, hit me up and I'll send you the mp3 of it.

Sassy mate

thank you very much thats the travel with jeremy clarkson

I mean, it's accurate to the southern counties.

Me too

Ikr, don't know what that miserable old woman was moaning about!

ThomasTankCollectables the true old top gear fans knows this show and other series are scripted

James Rowen Just for entertainment. Most people don’t want to watch a top gear episode that goes well

They are showing only the very best bits, also this lasted for 2 hours, obviously sure they wouldn’t fit all of it in on a TV segment.

It was to fit the narrative. Personally, I don't mind how it was represented on the show as it works with how the three personalities are presented in the show.

"Bep Bep beeeep Bep Bep Beeeeeoooop"

He probably has a jones for that rubbish driver Jenson Button who was one of the most coddled, overrated drivers I've seen in ages... Put him up against a 39 year old Nigel Mansell in the exact same car for a season and Mansell will come out on top.

@@largol33t1 I have no words lmao, 39 year old Mansell won in a car that was far, far superior to anyone else in 92, Williams cars in that era were literally seconds faster than other cars. He really should have won long before that, admittedly, but the Brawn/McLaren Jenson would likely wipe the floor with Mansell at that age. Both of them at the same age would maybe be a fair fight, but depends on the car as well. Such a stupid thing to say mate honestly.

So...It's now cheaper in real terms. 98.7p in 2006 would be £1.40 in 2018, diesel is about 10p a litre less than that as of Nov 2019.

Timestamp please?

Ian Steward 18:55

Especially the guy who kept crashing into people and writing off their cars.

I’m assuming they had a schedule

@@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 shouldnt have a schedule on a radio, it’s the only thing that was bad on this drive time show

They DO have schedules on radio shows.... Hammond was probably being prompted by the producer to move on. Theres so much more to radio than just answering a phone and playing music...

Phúc Nguyễn Thế you can hear her at the end

Yep, exactly what I meant by that.

Rule of funny for TV

they had full permission by the BBC to be on there haha

Why thank you

Thank you

Thank you 🤑

Thanks

Cheers

Fuel prices would go on to be a whole POUND per litre in 2007!

Reynier Reyes should the bonger, go off at the middle of the cycle, other than in the end?

@@xxcmp05xx80 I'm with James on this one. It should go off during the middle so you know where you're at. It'd be like someone telling you there's a meteor coming to Earth after it's already dust.

@@Gergoth117 Forgive my naivety, but what the hell is James talking about?

B O N G E R

they should just do all the things, including narrating MY LIFE.

Lol