How I picture this going: (and yes, I'm doing all four versions) Boyfriend: Hey, GF, can you toss me my mic? *Girlfriend tosses a printer* Boyfriend: I said my mic. Girlfriend: I thought you said printer! Boyfriend: Why the funk would I say printer? *later, during Christmas* Boyfriend: Hey, GF, toss me my keys. I need to get something from my car. *Girlfriend grabs the christmas tree nearby, and threw it* *it hits BF* Boyfriend: Babe, I said my keys! Girlfriend: I thought you said christmas tree! Boyfriend: Why the FUNK would I say christmas tree?! *later, at a hotel* Boyfriend: Yo, babe, I forgot my keys! Toss them down for me! *Girlfriend threw down a coffee machine* Boyfriend: WHOA!! I said KEYS!! Girlfriend: I thought you said coffee machine! Boyfriend: Why the funk would I say coffee machine? *back at their house* Boyfriend: Toss me my keys! *Girlfriend tosses a lamp* Boyfriend: I said keys! Girlfriend: I thought you said lamp! Boyfriend: I would NEVER say that! Why would you think I said lamp?!
