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Комментарии : 21 тыс.   
@rainthegenericname_7131
@rainthegenericname_7131 8 лет назад
Rome wasn't patched in a day.
@mvenezian9705
@mvenezian9705 8 лет назад
+rainius byzantinus_ (RainTheRobloxian) total war rome 2 NOW is by far my favorite game in the series right after total war rome 1 (i played every total war expect empire and shogun 1 medieval 1)
@rainthegenericname_7131
@rainthegenericname_7131 8 лет назад
max venezian I would agree with you. I'd say Rome II is a lot better than what it was at launch, but I wouldnt consider it the *best*
@mvenezian9705
@mvenezian9705 8 лет назад
rainius byzantinus_ (RainTheRobloxian) definitely not the best, but in my opinion its right after total war Rome 1 and barbarian invasion
@rainthegenericname_7131
@rainthegenericname_7131 8 лет назад
max venezian I would replace Barbarian Invasion with Medieval II, but yes, I agree.
@thespyfromtf2133
@thespyfromtf2133 8 лет назад
+max venezian YOU GOT A PLAY MEDIEVAL 1
@omgthisnamedosentfi6450
@omgthisnamedosentfi6450 9 лет назад
The fans are wavering! Our fans leave the field of battle! This is a shameful display!
@Lalle524
@Lalle524 9 лет назад
Harry arthur damît arthur
@netweed09
@netweed09 9 лет назад
Harry arthur But the greed is forever strengthening, as 1 blockbuster drops after the next before our wallets. I feel the big companies are just way too powerful now to give 2 bedsheets anymore to whatever's at stake .
@matthewlinus4691
@matthewlinus4691 9 лет назад
Harry arthur *Shamefur Dishpray
@smithkid1997
@smithkid1997 8 лет назад
+Harry arthur i just bought the game today, and i dont know if it has changed but it feels like it, the ai dont seem too stupid i am stressed out in every battle. Im also only playing on medium. Its fun and im enjoying it more than i enjoyed shogun. Just my 2 cents
@randall172
@randall172 8 лет назад
+Harry arthur TO THE HILLS!!
@signas501
@signas501 2 года назад
It really sucks to see the wave of copyrights hit this video, especially since this was one of my all time favorite videos of Angry Joe's. And now the audio in the beginning is borked.
@Reawer
@Reawer 2 года назад
not only the beginning, and most of the music is cut out
@leightonrud66
@leightonrud66 2 года назад
Homie its 8 years old you're late
@signas501
@signas501 2 года назад
@@leightonrud66 The copyright issue is a recent problem actually. The video originally didn't sound so low, then fuck you in the ears.
@epicrotfl7017
@epicrotfl7017 2 года назад
There was a song in the glitch montage that’s lived in my head for years and I don’t know if I’ll ever hear it again because of the copyright claims.
@Aethryx
@Aethryx Год назад
@@epicrotfl7017 It's the sandworm music from the old Dune movie
@richardlew3667
@richardlew3667 6 лет назад
The Romans' response would be to crucify the developers
@arthurmorgan1960
@arthurmorgan1960 6 лет назад
or throw them to the lions
@kingofgondor13
@kingofgondor13 5 лет назад
Maybe later in their history but this is supposed to be like 500 BCE where they were more likely to throw you to an animal or put you in a gladiator battle or make you a slave for the rest for your life Curicification came about 300 years later
@jxavi8142
@jxavi8142 5 лет назад
Joe doesn't shit on the developers he shits on corporate fuckheads and those who make the big decisions.
@Heathcz
@Heathcz 3 года назад
why devs? crucify the managers
@Wilk111
@Wilk111 3 года назад
I dont think its developers fault. Its more higher ups I guess.
@redcardinalist
@redcardinalist 8 лет назад
Another good reason not to pre-order games...
@davevd9944
@davevd9944 8 лет назад
+redcardinalist yup and what do they against this ...... take away core factions unless you Pre-order
@antitroller101
@antitroller101 8 лет назад
+Dave Vd crafty bastards, they ain't dumb they know how to overcome customer made resistance
@davevd9944
@davevd9944 8 лет назад
antitroller101 make a good product at launch and people wouldn't resist glad i never bought this game those freaking glitchy faces scare the crap outa me
@DragunovSniperElite
@DragunovSniperElite 8 лет назад
+Dave Vd thats why u say fuck u and pirate that shit with everything in it....if that piece of shit is worth pirating in the first place
@redcardinalist
@redcardinalist 8 лет назад
***** Well usually they add a bribe by giving extra stuff in the game that's only available if you pre-order. Things that should of course be available to everyone who buys the game, not just pre-orders. (One of Angry Joe's points here is that they've made this extra stuff so why is it not in the game for everyone?)
@toshineon
@toshineon 9 лет назад
The AI in this game is so advanced that it's become self-aware and does not want to play the game.
@felathar1985
@felathar1985 9 лет назад
ahahahaha that explains it.
@loganchase4371
@loganchase4371 9 лет назад
It's resisting! Kill it before it founds Skynet!
@marbzirc376
@marbzirc376 4 года назад
Jeezus.. I have noodles coming out of my nose because of this.
@TheAlienGangster
@TheAlienGangster 4 года назад
That sounds like what Joe said in his FO76 review
@UglyJaguar
@UglyJaguar 2 года назад
@@marbzirc376 😂😂😂😂
@kaisermoneybags4450
@kaisermoneybags4450 5 лет назад
"Et tu, Joe?" -Otherus Joeus Caesar
@james9242
@james9242 4 года назад
that means "even you, joe?", its another version of what caesar said when brutus killed him with a knife.
@reasonjefferey4644
@reasonjefferey4644 4 года назад
James thanks for that, it only ruined the joke a lil bit.
@efesezer8206
@efesezer8206 4 года назад
@@james9242 we all know you fuck. must be fun at parties.
@james9242
@james9242 4 года назад
@@efesezer8206 Your insult "must be fun at parties" has been used so many times to the point where I'll take it as polite criticism.
@roland3263
@roland3263 4 года назад
@@efesezer8206 That was really uncalled for. I didn't see anything wrong with his comment.
@diegorojas2049
@diegorojas2049 4 года назад
To anyone wondering why the audio problems: for the longest time, the video sounded like normal, but because it had a few instances in which Joe uses music, this, along many other of his reviews had to remove it. I assume in this one in particular, something happened with the editing that made the audio spike when Joe talks louder.
@MumRah357
@MumRah357 4 года назад
2:56 for improved audio
@datemasamune2904
@datemasamune2904 8 лет назад
Reasons I watch Angry Joe 10% of the time - to see whether the game is good or worth getting 90% of the time - to see whether or not he explodes with anger.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 7 лет назад
For me, its the other way around.
@dyfuh8523
@dyfuh8523 7 лет назад
Date Masamune Agreed
@Anijah2001
@Anijah2001 7 лет назад
Date Masamune so true
@fishdisher9564
@fishdisher9564 7 лет назад
80% where he doesnt
@joecommoner669
@joecommoner669 6 лет назад
Date Masamune you know it when he starts with "you FUCKED IT UP!"
@NemesisMarine01
@NemesisMarine01 9 лет назад
Medieval 2. Total war is my favourite. I still play it now.
@joelowso1597
@joelowso1597 9 лет назад
Totally agree with you, thr game felt right. And the combat was amazing.
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 9 лет назад
Joe Lowso It was bit more easier to play, not that im complaining on rome 2 or the one just both Rome attila it's hard, challenging, an awesome, but at times managing your nation could be a bore at times, an confusing when you play the game for the first time. It's no shogun i can tell you that. The assassination, sabotage cut-scenes, removed which is a waste, cause i like spies an assassins scenes were if it's a fail or not. But i must admit Attila is a bit more better, in a sense.
@HarhanDerMann
@HarhanDerMann 9 лет назад
Greg Harris I love medieval 2 too but I like Rome Total war the same!
@chickenbill4101
@chickenbill4101 9 лет назад
Greg Harris It's my favorite too
@SupremeCommanderBaiser
@SupremeCommanderBaiser 9 лет назад
Greg Harris Me too. The game is so much fun
@hyper_5pace902
@hyper_5pace902 6 лет назад
Nearly 5 years later and this is still the greatest AngryJoe review of all time.
@fragglefknrock7568
@fragglefknrock7568 4 года назад
With shit audio in the beginning ehh he has better videos with much better longer skitz too.
@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU
@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU 4 года назад
Lol dude nah.. Watch those Gerry Buckets mentioned here.. My fav is mindjack :P
@hyper_5pace902
@hyper_5pace902 4 года назад
@@fragglefknrock7568 The shit audio in the beginning wasn't there before, probably a copyright problem.
@hyper_5pace902
@hyper_5pace902 4 года назад
@Gerry Buckets They had more funny one liners to them (Godzilla as well) but none of them have the same personal drive to them that the review to Rome 2 has.
@narxes
@narxes 4 года назад
Man did you even watch the Ride to hell review
@tvnetworks6610
@tvnetworks6610 4 года назад
2019. Is his audio broken?
@murutattack
@murutattack 4 года назад
broken only on early video
@sarnem5330
@sarnem5330 4 года назад
@@murutattack Awesome, thought my speakers were bust
@Cowboygineer
@Cowboygineer 4 года назад
@@murutattack I'm guessing it's because the music he used early in the video got copyrighted so he had to edit it out. Either that or RU-vid is just an asshole.
@skittlez8943
@skittlez8943 4 года назад
@@sarnem5330 ok good I thought my phone was glitching out
@masonerle9896
@masonerle9896 4 года назад
Shame. Good I thought it was on my end.
@raptor4211
@raptor4211 8 лет назад
"Because fuck you give me money", best quote said by EA
@AlecSK27
@AlecSK27 7 лет назад
*Me* -- (randomly skips forward to 1:11) *AngryJoe* -- Now go.! Get out of here.! Leave.! *Me* -- Oh...o-ok :(
@user-pp3sv8pu2i
@user-pp3sv8pu2i 7 лет назад
AlecSK27 lol
@thesupersonicstig
@thesupersonicstig 7 лет назад
AlecSK27 Joe gets angry when you skip his videos.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 7 лет назад
thesupersonicstig xD
@arthurmorgan1960
@arthurmorgan1960 7 лет назад
NO NO COME BACK COMEE BAAAACK :(
@sev343
@sev343 6 лет назад
I love this comment section. I wish this comment section still alive
@PikaLu
@PikaLu 5 лет назад
anyone knows the name of that epic classical music at 3:05 ? Thanks~
@TychoTMA1994
@TychoTMA1994 9 месяцев назад
10 years later and this is still one of my favorite angry reviews, especially when I get into topics relating to Rome and the Mediterranean.
@TheJrr71
@TheJrr71 6 месяцев назад
Almost a quarter of a century later, this remains the greatest angry review ever. Even better than the Destiny 3 review.
@RedDevilGaming9
@RedDevilGaming9 8 лет назад
And... the AI programmer got fired.
@jamessalvatore7054
@jamessalvatore7054 8 лет назад
+SlayerXtR Horror Gaming Then he got brought back for Attilla. Because of course he did... CA...
@RedDevilGaming9
@RedDevilGaming9 8 лет назад
Pat Bateman lol
@thespyfromtf2133
@thespyfromtf2133 8 лет назад
+SlayerXtR Horror Gaming or promoted , who knoews WITH CAPITAN CUCU BANANAS IN CHARGE ANITING CAN BE DONE BY CA AND SEGA
@RedDevilGaming9
@RedDevilGaming9 8 лет назад
Haha
@thespyfromtf2133
@thespyfromtf2133 8 лет назад
SlayerXtR Horror Gaming i mean there was Stupid AI and then was Empire AI / THEN IT WAS EMPIRE AI AND ROME 2 TOTAL WAR
@leslielegra2313
@leslielegra2313 7 лет назад
2:25 The ship is trying to escape from this game
@trickedthroughaddsandcomme2861
shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
@Shirai_Ryu92
@Shirai_Ryu92 7 лет назад
Kevin Moore Shouldn't you think of a better insult?
@trickedthroughaddsandcomme2861
Charlie Kurlzz shouldn't you stop being a white knight?
@aaayu1
@aaayu1 7 лет назад
What the fuck is wrong with you?
@maskedman7159
@maskedman7159 7 лет назад
cool
@ReginaldPugginton
@ReginaldPugginton 7 лет назад
I've watched this like 4 times. The game is much better now, but Joe's reaction to the release is still funny.
@sdhutusice6314
@sdhutusice6314 6 лет назад
To be honest, RTW2 today is very very good (After some minor patch that was like 2-3 weeks ago). They finally updated politics, encyclopedia, etc, so now I must say it is the game I thought I buyed 2 years ago.
@vinnregi4882
@vinnregi4882 6 лет назад
Cool! I've played enough of M2TW and i was going to S2 next cause R2 sucks, but now that it's fixed i might actually buy R2 first! (saving the best for last!)
@Welther47
@Welther47 6 лет назад
Maybe they updated it. But its still not ok the state they released it in.
@atomsmasher703
@atomsmasher703 6 лет назад
Wow! A game is good 4 years after release... Amazing! They're still total morons for releasing this crap...
@z3ny156
@z3ny156 6 лет назад
I love this comment so much :D
@olefredrikskjegstad5972
@olefredrikskjegstad5972 8 месяцев назад
10 years later, and now CA is falling apart after Pharaoh's flop. What a disaster.
@andrerobinson3233
@andrerobinson3233 8 лет назад
I do not believe that this video needs an update. Joe says near the end of the review that the game will get better with patches but argues that what s important is its state at release as it shows how the consumer has been betrayed.
@jamessalvatore7054
@jamessalvatore7054 8 лет назад
+andre robinson I just reinstalled it. Its still shit. Just less bugs. Crap AI. Crap pathfinding. Silly usage of siege vehicles without proper animations. Garbage collision. Christ the list goes on and Im not even gonna bother. Game was shit back in 2013 and its still shit now in late 2015. And based on my experience with Atilla its the same damn thing there. I PRAY... that Warhammer wont be like this.
@andrerobinson3233
@andrerobinson3233 8 лет назад
Pat Bateman the chaos dlc thing is no confidence boost though.
@jamessalvatore7054
@jamessalvatore7054 8 лет назад
+andre robinson Indeed. But shitty DLC practise and more aside. I just for once hope that warhammer will actually be a good game. Functional at release. Hah. Which is like... the most basic thing we should expact but yea. Crossing fingers.
@andrerobinson3233
@andrerobinson3233 8 лет назад
Pat Bateman Atilla was bad too?
@jamessalvatore7054
@jamessalvatore7054 8 лет назад
+andre robinson Thats the thing, sir. Atilla is basically Rome 2 if it functioned from the start. Well..Not really but.. Sorta Thats really it. The AI is only a BIT improved which is no surprise since Julian Mckinlay helped work on it after we all screamed out for him to be fired due to creating the ungodly AI of Rome 2 on release and thereafter. But that aside. Atilla looks as bleak as Rome 2 does minus a few visual upgrades but other than having a few extra features and graphical improvements if you can even go that far to say that... Atilla doesn't offer anything else. Unit rosters are lacluster. DLC hording equivalent to Rome 2.Same unit animations. Same pretty much everything. hah. basically what Im trying to say. Atilla is NOT a standalone game. Atilla should have been a 20-30 dollar expac for Rome 2 because do NOT let the title fool you. Atilla...IS rome 2 with a paintjob and a few tweaks. Dont be fooled by dev interviews or fanboys. I played for hours and I know what I saw. Its ROme 2 carried into a new game. AI has a few improvements. Nothing mind blowing. Collision sucks still. pathfinding continues to amaze... negatively. The shit engine makes the game look bleak and as if it was in early access unlike prior games and then of course the actual unit movement... which pretty much adds up with what Joe said here. Units are floating all over the map. No guard mode STILL. Hah. Man...I could go on and on and thats because Atilla is Rome 2 with all its crap plus a few features we DEMANDED to be implemented in rome 2...but never got. Go figure. Man. If you want to play a good game this period. Buy rome 1 with mods or medieval total war with all its amazing mods. TRUST ME, man. Those two games and all the modding community have done for them...ARE...the better games. Stay away from this. Its doesn't matter what mods you install for this. because you will never be able to shake your feeling that something in Atilla and Rome 2 is just wrong. No graphical, AI or unit visual improvement mods can fix that. You can find MUCH better games, man. Unless you can buy Rome and atilla at a 75 % discount or MORE. Dont.... spend the money. Its just not worth it let alone NOT worth you wasting your life playing a game CA and Sega dedicated ZERO love and effort to. Pardon the wall of text but you simply cannot elaborate on this situation properly without explaining this in detail.
@TacticalProjectGaming
@TacticalProjectGaming 8 лет назад
Haha that face bug still exists in 2016...
@BankaHok15
@BankaHok15 8 лет назад
"You look ugly", just a bit....That's what you prove right now.
@XKCDism
@XKCDism 7 лет назад
"Whats Wrong with your faceeeeeee"
@Johannes_Piotr
@Johannes_Piotr 7 лет назад
It happens when you are not close enough to the unit. Everything gets more detailed when you get close with the camera. The problem with the release was, that some units didn't get more detailed, but right now I played 900 hours Rome 2, mostly Multiplayer, on medium settings and it never happens.
@shrimp3rjr413
@shrimp3rjr413 7 лет назад
#myfaceistired
@marcelob.678
@marcelob.678 6 лет назад
Tactical Project *2017
@ron4280
@ron4280 8 месяцев назад
2023: can confirm that it's the "same old shit, we'll patch it later" but with the caveat of CA threatening to not patch their broken games unless you buy overpriced dlc.
@judechauhan6715
@judechauhan6715 7 лет назад
the medieval 2 spy cinematics were the best.
@vanshkandpal3070
@vanshkandpal3070 4 года назад
Shogun 2 ninja fails were the best
@Hell_O7
@Hell_O7 3 года назад
Wish they did more of them honestly. It's one of my favorite thing in the game aside from general's speeches
@toxicongaming2870
@toxicongaming2870 9 лет назад
You better do an Attilia Review
@ramsaysnow9196
@ramsaysnow9196 9 лет назад
ATTILA IS SHIT just as rome 2 units behave like in stronghold blob total war
@gertvandenberghe5914
@gertvandenberghe5914 9 лет назад
Ramsay Snow whaaaaaaat is way much better compared to rome 2
@ramsaysnow9196
@ramsaysnow9196 9 лет назад
gert Van den Berghe much beter than prepatch rome 2 but nothing rely diferent than rome 2 empire edition i think,i dont know i liked med 2 more
@gertvandenberghe5914
@gertvandenberghe5914 9 лет назад
Ramsay Snow i guess that it will become even better witch patches
@wallhackergotdammit
@wallhackergotdammit 9 лет назад
It was okay. But I fucking HATE the day one DLC bullshit.
@Velociter
@Velociter 8 лет назад
The boat is sailing on land. xD That's hilarious! What fucking mess.
@weldingbrotha10
@weldingbrotha10 8 лет назад
ikr... I was like umm that's not suppose to happen
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 8 лет назад
+BlackVegeta What is this, kids next door?
@gorkaaustin5306
@gorkaaustin5306 7 лет назад
+Cody Hines ha
@thoranzalarvhazen4250
@thoranzalarvhazen4250 7 лет назад
The men are wavering. :u
@weldingbrotha10
@weldingbrotha10 7 лет назад
+Cody Hines... what? what kids?...And im not a kid
@Spriggals
@Spriggals 6 лет назад
This was probably one of Joe's best reviews back in his golden age.
@JohnGoetzGaming
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 года назад
I just discovered him and his new videos are damn good. Especially the ghost of Tsushima and last of us 2 reviews are awesome
@vinnieg6161
@vinnieg6161 2 года назад
that sound quality is from the 50's not 7 years ago jees lol
@Killgore-ip2yq
@Killgore-ip2yq 2 года назад
@@vinnieg6161 if that was his golden age, then I'm loving his silver age more. Lol.
@yoitsmilotic
@yoitsmilotic 2 года назад
@@Killgore-ip2yq factual statement
@TheDeathby2
@TheDeathby2 2 года назад
@@vinnieg6161 The start of the vid has shit audio bc of YT's dumb-ass copyright system.
@dominicgambino4451
@dominicgambino4451 3 года назад
2021 I like to rewatch Joe’s old reviews videos 😂 they still get me
@Angyali
@Angyali 2 года назад
I'm surprised noone ever did a Top-10 list of his best videogame-reviews on RU-vid yet. And it's already 2022.
@Fleetches
@Fleetches 11 месяцев назад
Haha likewise. It's a damn shame that ScrewTube fucked him over with all the bogus copyright stuff. The original video is soooo much better.
@thesuicidekitten11
@thesuicidekitten11 8 лет назад
when Joe says "YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!" you know that he's going to roast the game
@BigBad-Wolf
@BigBad-Wolf 9 лет назад
A shameful display!
@Gareth10111
@Gareth10111 9 лет назад
Big Bad Wolf A shameful DISHPRAY!
@Wrbinger
@Wrbinger 9 лет назад
Gareth Lam is the game better now?
@antthegord9411
@antthegord9411 9 лет назад
SnoWy Warbinger Yes, Emperor edition has almost none of any of the issues discussed in this video. They really overhauled the game since the review.
@Gareth10111
@Gareth10111 9 лет назад
However, i still feel there's something fundamental missing in the game...probably just me. I mean, yes, many technical issues have been resolved since release, but nevertheless to me it's only a mediocre game. I don't feel the fun i get when playing shogun 2 or napoleon/empire (shrug)
@FuckoffgoogleGetDoxxed
@FuckoffgoogleGetDoxxed 9 лет назад
Gareth Lam because the engines broken. Its a shit engine with shitty unit behavior / unit objects. Did u ever feel like archer fire is like a fucking missle? it homes in on its target midair when a unit moves so it can still hit the unit. yeeee no object collision whatsoever. Shitty engine shitty game pretty simple to me.
@smiterinopepporino2407
@smiterinopepporino2407 6 лет назад
"Et tu, joe?"
@jerrythebaum4388
@jerrythebaum4388 3 года назад
YA DONE FUCKED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Jakob_Herzog
@Jakob_Herzog 5 лет назад
2:29 When your ship decides it is a independent ship that needs no sea.
@JaitsuStudios
@JaitsuStudios 10 лет назад
"patches have made it a lot better!" thats not the fuckin point! NO developer should ever have the balls to release a game in the state this was released in, EVER. Patches are necessary, but when a company says to themselves "oh just release it. we'll use patches and eventually it'll be in a decent working condition" needs to take a long hard fucking look at their game practices. People need to stop forgiving this lazy practice because it only tells the developers and publishers they can get away with it. It's your money, so you must demand the best for it. If a game is released in a state where the last game is both more fun and works better (as Shogun 2 did) then there is a bloody problem. The game has been patched, but it still needs a hell of a lot more before it can match its predecessors. Like Shogun 2 says, the Rome 2 launch was a shameful display.
@FalseAlarm100
@FalseAlarm100 10 лет назад
I dunno why everyone is so butthurt I like Rome 2 better than Shogun 2 right now, that's because the game is patched now, and the big bugs are gone
@BrigadierBill
@BrigadierBill 10 лет назад
Mountain Jew They sold preorders. We paid money for a game that wasn't out, and when we received it we got to look at stuff like endless loading times and braindead AI. Also, Rome II's trailers suggested features that simply didn't exist when the game came out. Finally, some of us (me included) felt Rome I was actually a better game than Rome II. That's pretty disappointing, and none of that was the bugs some people encountered at game release (I only encountered a few crash bugs personally).
@CrustyButticus
@CrustyButticus 10 лет назад
Mountain Jew The Biggest bug they refuse to fix: the AI
@FalseAlarm100
@FalseAlarm100 10 лет назад
Merland5 I think that the AI is better in Rome 2 than in Shogun 2. But that's no biggy, the AI has always been pretty dumb in TW games
@FalseAlarm100
@FalseAlarm100 10 лет назад
Paul Ketcham that's true
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 9 лет назад
I can't wait to see His review for Total War: Atilla.
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 9 лет назад
If I were a betting man I'd bet that Total War: Atilla will get the angryjoe bad ass seal of approval.
@699CHIP
@699CHIP 9 лет назад
Still don't trust them enough to pre-order. And the dlc bullshit makes me not want to buy it at all if it keeps happening.
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 9 лет назад
They have to have day one DLC. they make more money that way.
@699CHIP
@699CHIP 9 лет назад
greenghost2008 Yea that's bullshit tho. Why should I pay for each individual faction when? They just want more money and I refuse to give it to them.
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 9 лет назад
The idea is that they will sell more DLCs day one then if they release it months down the road. So after they make the game they make a DLC before release so you have the option to get the new DLC right out of the gate.
@Orthas1
@Orthas1 10 месяцев назад
joe looks so young, not weighed down by the horrors of modern gaming
@Orthas1
@Orthas1 9 месяцев назад
too real damn, I was reminiscing about a simpler time@@WiegrafFolles
@tt128556
@tt128556 7 месяцев назад
He was 15 when this was filmed. In some cultures that is still considered young.
@lumpypillowguy542
@lumpypillowguy542 7 месяцев назад
​@@WiegrafFollesage is a real killer. A long career of doing the same shit day in day out for roughly 15 years will do that. Behold our futures
@lumpypillowguy542
@lumpypillowguy542 7 месяцев назад
@@WiegrafFolles for some reason I read that in Patrick Bateman's voice
@Beanibirb
@Beanibirb 4 месяца назад
​@@tt128556wrong, he was almost 30 when this was filmed
@Amber-Phantom
@Amber-Phantom 3 года назад
For anyone revisiting this video, the Audio returns to normal at 2:56
@genradiata1723
@genradiata1723 3 года назад
Thank God. Thought I was going insane.
@BlueBedouin
@BlueBedouin 3 года назад
@@genradiata1723 lmaooooooooo
@frankrubino2610
@frankrubino2610 2 года назад
Thanks
@Xamarin491
@Xamarin491 9 лет назад
I paid for the full game. and got this.
@Xamarin491
@Xamarin491 9 лет назад
BETA you say? I PAID FOR BETA?!
@Proud2bGreek1
@Proud2bGreek1 9 лет назад
Ehm, Rome 2 is still a bad game, but you realize that you didn't get THIS right? You realize that this is from a year ago right?
@Xamarin491
@Xamarin491 9 лет назад
What?
@IsaacSperrow
@IsaacSperrow 9 лет назад
Max Fuller Just mod it. There a lot of great ones out there that makes the game a lot better.
@Xamarin491
@Xamarin491 9 лет назад
But the game "Updates" and makes all of these obsolete: my game crashes unless I uninstall all of my mods, which I've had for hundreds of turns
@lewiqe
@lewiqe 8 лет назад
You seemed...angry.
@flashdemonic5576
@flashdemonic5576 7 лет назад
+Zac Barnes best troll.
@mikeehrmantraut1899
@mikeehrmantraut1899 5 лет назад
Yeah because CA fuck up the total war rome because of this he a fan of total war
@boredadventures918
@boredadventures918 5 лет назад
Tim Dinh wooosh
@boredadventures918
@boredadventures918 5 лет назад
Aztec wooosh
@emmettniles2099
@emmettniles2099 5 лет назад
@@mikeehrmantraut1899 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@Warmaker01
@Warmaker01 7 месяцев назад
This was the game where Creative Assembly has truly started to slide into being an awful dev team, where the Total War franchise started to become worse and worse.
@grishy8203
@grishy8203 5 лет назад
Old fashioned angry joe. Angry and violent. I miss this angry joe
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 2 года назад
Yeah I’m not really a fan of the three way discussion style.
@_Gandalf_The_White
@_Gandalf_The_White 9 лет назад
This game is a slap in the face to TW fans across the globe Rome has fallen... ;_;
@michaelcastro9026
@michaelcastro9026 9 лет назад
With not a sign of resurrection I'm sight Dx.
@_Gandalf_The_White
@_Gandalf_The_White 9 лет назад
I was so hyped for this game, I just wanted Rome with better graphics, diplomacy and so extra features. I guess I'll stick to Rome. I just hope Monster Hunter 4 for the west doesn't disappoint, what's with all these crappy game releases? ;_;
@josephstalin6549
@josephstalin6549 9 лет назад
Gandalf The White Rome total war two *SHALL NOT PASS!*
@TheFacelessStoryMaker
@TheFacelessStoryMaker 9 лет назад
Joseph Stalin But your Soviet Union passed....passed away!
@josephstalin6549
@josephstalin6549 9 лет назад
AoC Productions "Send this fowl beast back into the abyss!"
@paquio100
@paquio100 10 лет назад
Joe doesn't understand, the Romans used ancient technology to be able to sail through land, distort their faces to scare enemies, and disappear pieces of land from the map :)
@MegamanNG
@MegamanNG 10 лет назад
You serious?!
@paquio100
@paquio100 10 лет назад
Both of you asshats don't get the joke. Huzzah!
@MegamanNG
@MegamanNG 10 лет назад
What is the joke? Yeah, you got me.
@paquio100
@paquio100 10 лет назад
***** The joke is that the games bugs are bugs but I just said that it was ancient techonology.
@paquio100
@paquio100 10 лет назад
bakester17 Sorry mate, I didn't realize until later, I wrote the reply at 4 in the morning.
@andrewhengy7631
@andrewhengy7631 6 лет назад
We need more Total war reviews
@innomineroma7347
@innomineroma7347 Год назад
Almost 9 and a half years after this game released, and to this day I cannot forget how disasterous this release was. Total War: Rome II has since received many updates, patches and DLCs and is now a great game, but that doesn't cover for the extremely poor release (and this is coming from a guy with almost 6900 registered hours plating this game on Steam (and many more that were not registered)... This review brought me back to 2013, and was absolutely spot-on for what happened at launch, though some of these things are still true: the politics system for instance, has been updated and a whole new system that lets you run your faction's politics great depths has been implemented, but without any tutorial to explain to the players how to operate it. It took me a full campaign walkthrough (including taking all the regions in the map) to finally wrap my head around it. Thank you for this awesome review and the flashback to 2013 AngryJoe, it was a blast!
@misterpinkandyellow74
@misterpinkandyellow74 7 месяцев назад
nah it is not a great game, still shilling
@coloradoing9172
@coloradoing9172 Месяц назад
@@misterpinkandyellow74 It is, unlike Mid 2.
@JapanischErfahren
@JapanischErfahren 9 лет назад
Shogun 2 is still the undisputed champion.
@LD-oq9lx
@LD-oq9lx 9 лет назад
***** no, Rome 1 is the better .
@stuartjenkins3039
@stuartjenkins3039 9 лет назад
luc dom Damn straight!
@zGYGANz
@zGYGANz 9 лет назад
1.Medieval 2 (same engine as rome 1 but way better in my opinion due to the better graphics and improved features) 2.Shogun 2 (simply a masterpiece) 3.Empire/napoleon (buggy...yes, kinda still fun....yes)
@snkhuong
@snkhuong 9 лет назад
rome 1 is legendary... it's like Michael Jordan of strategy game... there's not gonna be a next TW as good
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 9 лет назад
nah t'all Napoleon is the greatest Total War game.
@angrymarine7974
@angrymarine7974 9 лет назад
I'm worried for Total War Warhammer
@emirhaneksioglu4503
@emirhaneksioglu4503 9 лет назад
Félix Lagüe-Lalonde Don't Worry, warhammer has enough beasts to make the game engine realize the unit collision is not possible when one side eats the other :P
@KaezerMusik
@KaezerMusik 8 лет назад
+emirhan ekşioğlu you should watch how the dwarfs right the giant, its stupid.
@emirhaneksioglu4503
@emirhaneksioglu4503 8 лет назад
I did, I don't see a problem with it. Sure the hit its feet until it dies is stupid, but how do you fight a giant :P
@KaezerMusik
@KaezerMusik 8 лет назад
hahaha, i was expecting some to try climbing it or something atleast :P it would be cool to have the giant grab some of the guys climbing it and throw them off, maybe in 6 years.
@emirhaneksioglu4503
@emirhaneksioglu4503 8 лет назад
I wouldn't trust CA to pull off something like multiple models climbing without clipping through :P as you said. Maybe in 6 years.
@mynamejeef7166
@mynamejeef7166 7 лет назад
shogun 2 and medival 2 are the best in the series
@rianaandriamaharo4359
@rianaandriamaharo4359 5 лет назад
DerUnbekannte Rome Total War 1 too
@McNubbys
@McNubbys 4 года назад
Rome 1 is still my favorite.
@nIhIl34
@nIhIl34 3 года назад
Total war Rome is my favorite. I like it better than.mid 2 but I dig shogun 2
@absolutelynologic8099
@absolutelynologic8099 5 лет назад
“Heavy metal mosh pits”, plays k-pop. Lol
@dixonj41
@dixonj41 10 лет назад
0:00 Joelius Caesar
@MusketWalrus
@MusketWalrus 10 лет назад
It all happened in Ancient Joeman times...
@dixonj41
@dixonj41 10 лет назад
Killed by Lucius Joeius Brutus
@Jewbear1884
@Jewbear1884 10 лет назад
Shame what happened to the Empire, the poor Joeans were overwhelmed by the Joebarians.
@darastarscream
@darastarscream 10 лет назад
Jewbear1884 Yet civilization lived on in the Jozantine Empire in Joestantinople.
@mikelasley8784
@mikelasley8784 10 лет назад
Andy B sorry but you spelled joelius wrong
@YengPu
@YengPu 10 лет назад
The 40% went to the developers severe cocaine addiction.
@YengPu
@YengPu 10 лет назад
Why are people stil +1'ing this? It's not even clever.
@xxEpicxGunnerxx
@xxEpicxGunnerxx 6 лет назад
Watching this in 2017 and seeing what does the fox say, makes me cringe.
@robertsavageau112
@robertsavageau112 6 лет назад
Epic Gunner I think it's FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!
@Camo-un8ee
@Camo-un8ee 5 лет назад
Me too, I hated it since I first heard it
@namename-tr8il
@namename-tr8il 4 года назад
Lmao angry seething virgin with no friends^^^
@TheDarknessWithin11
@TheDarknessWithin11 4 года назад
J D cause everybody who went to Bernie rallies are automatically idiots right. Gotta take the partisan blinders off man
@movement2contact
@movement2contact 4 года назад
@J D Well IQ'd, brah... B-)
@gabrieltfa
@gabrieltfa 3 года назад
i swear, i come to this video every year. to remember this marvel.
@loki1825
@loki1825 10 лет назад
Let us pray for them not to burn their last playable card.. Medieval 3: Total War.
@RavagersPrey
@RavagersPrey 10 лет назад
Knowing CA they will likely dlc whore the crap out of it. $20 to play as Islamic Factions $10 to go to the America's Oh and Mongol invasion and blood and gore dlc $$$$$$
@Aaron-no3ne
@Aaron-no3ne 10 лет назад
Well, they have said they are not interested in making a total war 3 anything. Who knows how true that is though. I'm sure they will play that card as soon as they need the money.
@williamhites7336
@williamhites7336 10 лет назад
What I find hilarious is that my friend got into the total war franchise through Rome 2 and when I showed him shogun 2, which in my opinion had the best of both features from the new and old games, he thought Rome 2 was better.
@williamhites7336
@williamhites7336 10 лет назад
Also I can't actually play Rome 2 anymore because it won't launch.
@newvegasify1
@newvegasify1 10 лет назад
HE THINKS ROME 2 IS BETTER!!!!! WHY!!?!?!?!?!
@williamhites7336
@williamhites7336 10 лет назад
Yea.
@williamhites7336
@williamhites7336 10 лет назад
Rome 2 Total War was the first Total War game he was introduced to, so he didn't know the older games were better. His logic is that the newest game in any game series is the best. Along with that he would take graphics over gameplay, so he won't play the original games because they don't look good to him.
@UnoriginallyInclined
@UnoriginallyInclined 10 лет назад
Mate if you're still having launch problems then maybe you need a better computer. The game doesn't run properly on the minimum specs. It used to skip and crash for me until I upgraded and it's been running smoothly since November.
@anthonyrichtofen6792
@anthonyrichtofen6792 4 года назад
It will forever be a tragedy that to this day, the game has never and will never look as good as the “pre-alpha” footage. So pathetic.
@91plm
@91plm 6 лет назад
3 years later: install Divide Et Impera 1.2 mod for Rome Total War II and it becomes a 9/10 legendary seal of approval!
@GideonCyn
@GideonCyn 8 лет назад
Annnnd they have done the exact same thing with total warhammer, they stripped the chaos warriors out of the game and are selling it as day 1 dlc or a pre order bonus.... sigh.
@CompletelyNewguy
@CompletelyNewguy 8 лет назад
+deity 93 you profile pic is how the company feels when they do that.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 8 лет назад
+YSoSrs? and thats why i simply dont buy it. thats my vote.
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 8 лет назад
+deity 93 But we have a counter to their shannanigans! Step 1: Preorder on Steam hours before launch. Step 2: Wait for game to release Step 3: Wait for trusted reviewers to look at the game. Step 4: If trusted reviewers declare game is good, start playing it for up to 1 hour 59 minutes to experience it yourself. You currently have the DLC for free. Step 5: If reviewers were wrong or declare the game garbage, or the review embargo prevents trusted reviewers from posting within the 14 days, get a full refund and go play Medieval II total war instead. Don't look back. Don't get it on sale. Don't let patch notes tempt you back in. Game no good. Save you $60+ and buy a better product. Step 5.5: If the game is actually good...you just got the day 1 DLC for free without sacrificing your consumer right to a proper product review before buying.
@nightfright4064
@nightfright4064 8 лет назад
+deity 93 and thanx to gamers being a bunch o fucking retards, CA will still make a huge profit on pre orders
@gordonjamescowiest
@gordonjamescowiest 8 лет назад
+Barley Sixseventwo no search RU-vid for footage and reviews, check for glitches then make your mind up weather to buy it
@TheTerminalstatus
@TheTerminalstatus 10 лет назад
Sega and Creative Assembly's new motto - "At least we aren't EA" Simcity and Rome II had a child, Ride to Hell: Redemption.
@GearShotgun
@GearShotgun 10 лет назад
RtH- Screw both of you, I'm being my own game Rome: Son you do that and you'll screw up worse than both me and your mother Simcity: Listen to your father RtH- Screw you I'm making my own game with drugs and hookers. *makes worst game ever made*
@ckdunahee4478
@ckdunahee4478 2 года назад
Why is the audio quality ancient?
@sp1cychick3nsamm1ch9
@sp1cychick3nsamm1ch9 2 года назад
Because after he made the video he got copyright strikes for lots of the songs he used and had to redo the audio
@skyrim654
@skyrim654 5 лет назад
5 years later and i STILL rewatch this review..
@McgoganLives
@McgoganLives 10 лет назад
Personally I've always believed that a Total War game based on Chinese military history would be more intriguing than revising the same theatres over and over...
@ChangeViewZ
@ChangeViewZ 10 лет назад
I agree
@noobhero78
@noobhero78 10 лет назад
Warring Kingdoms and such with more features to the Hero and Siege units,
@MultiMS97
@MultiMS97 10 лет назад
yeah that would be awesome....+Mongolia
@TheLagiacrus1
@TheLagiacrus1 10 лет назад
It'd teach me my central Asian geography, for sure! :D
@CrustyButticus
@CrustyButticus 10 лет назад
Total War: Three Kingdoms. KOEI AND CREATIVE ASSEMBLY PLS
@CaptScapegoat
@CaptScapegoat 10 лет назад
Just buy Rome Total War 1 if you're new to Total War. Youll enjoy it more
@CaptScapegoat
@CaptScapegoat 10 лет назад
Still TWR1 is cheaper
@khoing1111
@khoing1111 10 лет назад
Venelin Dechkov what? "perfect now"? You must have very bad taste
@acheron16
@acheron16 2 года назад
The new broken sounds make this even better
@jackbrothwell2375
@jackbrothwell2375 3 года назад
what the fuck is up with the audio during the first 3 minutes
@mingto5798
@mingto5798 8 лет назад
Player(Persian): This is blasphemy. This is madness. Sega(Sparta): No. THIS IS DLC!!!(Kicks him to the curb)
@rodneyumali8542
@rodneyumali8542 8 лет назад
lol :D
@franciscooyola822
@franciscooyola822 8 лет назад
History channel used total war clips in the past? Why? It has nothing to do with pawnshops, cars or aliens
@franciscooyola822
@franciscooyola822 8 лет назад
+petargrad i miss those times
@jdrok5026
@jdrok5026 6 лет назад
francisco oyola at least cars have history involvement while aliens is weird and dumb and pawnshop can show some history so aliens history channel is ran by aliens
@dexterorvill4157
@dexterorvill4157 2 года назад
What the hell happend to sound quality at the beginning and Dune theme when the ship sails throught sand?
@markusdead96
@markusdead96 2 года назад
Yeah wtf happened
@amp8295
@amp8295 2 года назад
Copyright claimed. Corporate dicks don't like people having fun
@HFordMCAZ
@HFordMCAZ 5 лет назад
This remains as one of my favorite Angry Joe reviews of all time haha
@SuperAdventureR1301
@SuperAdventureR1301 8 лет назад
This is angry joe's best review ever IMO. Just so interesting and funny to watch.
@TheBosahE
@TheBosahE 8 лет назад
haha i take it you haven't seen his ride to hell review yet?
@teagonbarry7838
@teagonbarry7838 8 лет назад
come on the civ 5 Review is hilarious TOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
@finsfan90
@finsfan90 8 лет назад
I like his Destiny one best. Although the recent Ghostbusters game review is fucking hilarious LOL
@BNGClash
@BNGClash 7 лет назад
My favorites are this, aliens colonial Marines, and destiny reviews the most
@georgek.9394
@georgek.9394 7 лет назад
+Bryant Guidry mine would be this, ghosts, ride to hell, no man's sky and evolve
@MrDaddynomates
@MrDaddynomates 7 лет назад
I love it when a game is shit. I get to see your hilarious reviews. brilliant. 😅
@Airay552
@Airay552 7 лет назад
cool haircut fam
@MrDaddynomates
@MrDaddynomates 7 лет назад
oh yeah ☺
@haczu86
@haczu86 7 лет назад
Only this game isnt shit any more
@hastalavictoriasiempre2730
@hastalavictoriasiempre2730 7 лет назад
it still have awkward unit collision in battles, navy is still pretty much useless because armies on water are stronger than naval vesels WTF and 2 nd most annoying thing is those settlements without walls, cmon remove that shit without walls!!!
@ancientslav4863
@ancientslav4863 4 года назад
Fallout 76, Mass effect andromeda, Fallout 4 early, No mans sky...
@DementedPrankster
@DementedPrankster 7 лет назад
3:12 "Don't worry men! We have the high ground!"
@razorback9999able
@razorback9999able 4 года назад
*You underestimate our power*
@StrikegoldVI
@StrikegoldVI 3 года назад
Who’s watching in 2022
@GJBndls
@GJBndls 3 года назад
no one yet check back once its 2022
@gyarurespecter3386
@gyarurespecter3386 3 года назад
me
@Spazticmonkey1000
@Spazticmonkey1000 7 лет назад
I wish he'd do the newer total wars
@terminallumbago0781
@terminallumbago0781 7 лет назад
Jonathan DeNoyer to late
@jamesroper4952
@jamesroper4952 7 лет назад
Jonathan DeNoyer He probably gave up on the Total War franchise. I know I have.
@Ray-lf1eo
@Ray-lf1eo 7 лет назад
James Roper Rome total war (the first one) is still the best
@Spazticmonkey1000
@Spazticmonkey1000 7 лет назад
gavlan i agree
@jamesroper4952
@jamesroper4952 7 лет назад
gavlan You're right. However, any hope of there being a good new game to the series is gone.
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 7 лет назад
i hate when games take shit out of the game that came before
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 7 лет назад
yep
@justinkunz8845
@justinkunz8845 7 лет назад
Gilberto Del Rio I miss my parachute
@lul_9451
@lul_9451 5 лет назад
What happened to this video's audio?
@ty_-je8wf
@ty_-je8wf 3 года назад
Jesus wtf happened to the sound in this review? I don't remember it being this bad
@AstaIsAMonster
@AstaIsAMonster Год назад
Copyright sadly
@suprhomre
@suprhomre 10 лет назад
Still the best Rome 2 review of 2013.
@RoamingIRaccoon
@RoamingIRaccoon 10 лет назад
Wow. People told me it was terrible. I wanted to believe the ones that said these people were exaggerating how bad it is. But damn, it fucking sucks. Rome: Total Disappointment.
@drewhammond5203
@drewhammond5203 10 лет назад
You mean *Total Disappointment: Rome 2
@RoamingIRaccoon
@RoamingIRaccoon 10 лет назад
I gotta say, when I posted that original comment I did not own the game. I based it off what i've seen of reviews and gameplay footage and from a few hours of gameplay with some friends. It was on sale this past weekend so I decided to see how things are 9 patches later and at least give it a fair chance. After about 20 hours of gameplay I can honestly say it still fucking sucks. The AI is mentally challenged, combat is just broken and boring, so much of the good features of past TW games like the hilarious cinematics from Shogun II have been cut.. It just feels lazy and overall disappointing.
@Janzkrieg
@Janzkrieg 4 года назад
It's sad that the audio quality for this video (most noticeably in the beginning) has been butchered. Another sympton of RU-vid's shitty music usage terms.
@xxEpicxGunnerxx
@xxEpicxGunnerxx 5 лет назад
What happened to the audio at the beginning and a few more times throughout the video
@Freedomlander_101
@Freedomlander_101 5 лет назад
RU-vid's copyright bullshit.
@epicrotfl7017
@epicrotfl7017 4 года назад
And here I am trying to figure out which song used to be at the beginning, since I love it so much.
@CNX625
@CNX625 8 лет назад
Did he review Attila:Total War yet? I can't find it.
@alyssinclair8598
@alyssinclair8598 8 лет назад
he didn't
@CNX625
@CNX625 8 лет назад
Alexander Smith Hope he does one soon!
@quintinbenkovitz6295
@quintinbenkovitz6295 8 лет назад
+CNX625 he won't.
@benreeves5305
@benreeves5305 8 лет назад
+CNX625 he get sponsor by sega which stop which stopped review total war game unless a good one
@CNX625
@CNX625 8 лет назад
ben reeves Okay thanks. I bought Attila for $15 during November Steam Sale. I like it but I need a better PC LOL! The politics court is a bit confusing though.
@00TommyTaylor00
@00TommyTaylor00 10 лет назад
I'd like to have a diplomacy in Total war in style Crusader Kings II or Europa Universalis. Pretty complex diplomacy to force player to think. Don't only build armies and fight - I'd just like to have an option to take provinces in diplomatic way. I know, if I want to have this complex and 'thinking' diplomacy, I should go to play CKII or EUIV... yeah yeah, but I think all the Total War would be more interesting.
@ovojohn
@ovojohn 10 лет назад
I don't know if you can do it on Rome 2, but in Medieval 2 you can.
@00TommyTaylor00
@00TommyTaylor00 10 лет назад
ovojohn Yep, Medieval II had nicely done diplomacy.
@TheSympathize
@TheSympathize 10 лет назад
Totally agree. diplomacy is a thousands times more realistic in those games and way more versatile. So much more you can do, and it adds more longevity to campaigns themselves as its less simple to simply declare wars and obliterate everything in your path. The coalition system in EUIV has to be one of my favorite mechanisms of diplomacy, more so than the bullshit civil war event in Rome 2.
@wilhelmrk
@wilhelmrk 10 лет назад
TheSympathize Well, the series is called TOTAL War for a reason.
@kian6858
@kian6858 10 лет назад
wilhelmrk But its a STRATEGY game. Things need reasons to happen no just obliterating everything.
@CC-Fil
@CC-Fil 7 лет назад
1 question .... how much did you spend on making the battlefield AI???
@Omega4Productions
@Omega4Productions 3 дня назад
Here after the recent article Julian McKinlay wrote. We owe that man an apology.
@Sinkatze
@Sinkatze 10 лет назад
This is why I never buy games on release
@Neosaigo
@Neosaigo 10 лет назад
A ship in the middle of the desert?!! A bold move, General.
@superspy6
@superspy6 10 лет назад
"Thats a bold decision cotton, lets see how it plays out"
@Mx12b
@Mx12b 10 лет назад
***** LAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
@RoarTheRapper
@RoarTheRapper 4 года назад
11:10 what’s this music?!?!
@phoofnscoops6778
@phoofnscoops6778 4 года назад
Joe, RU-vid really fucked the audio on some of your older videos.
@GalacticYeeter
@GalacticYeeter 10 лет назад
welcome to the dark ages of gaming joe. edit: im pretty sure that ranged units would be capable of tearing those war elephants apart provided they can keep their distance from them elephants may have thick skin but they can only take so many arrows before they fall even less so if the arrows are on fire.
@ryantheroman4331
@ryantheroman4331 8 лет назад
12:11 Wow! The Romans were way ahead of their time with paratroopers! (Watching from 2016!!!)
@Hell_O7
@Hell_O7 3 года назад
Do you think you can do another one of these for the new one? I have the game after getting a coupon, but downloading it will take quite the effort. Plus, it's also a nice sequel/comeback considering that the game right now seems to still be pretty popular
@atomic9706
@atomic9706 6 лет назад
Ahh. This video will always be a true RU-vid classic.
@ericeinarson6654
@ericeinarson6654 9 лет назад
The first Rome Total War is in my opinion, the best thus far- I've never seen any major bugs, all the units are incredibly balanced, the AI is challenging and actually works.
@giorgilobjanidze5667
@giorgilobjanidze5667 9 лет назад
true dat and with darthmod fucking perfect or near
@metgredko
@metgredko 9 лет назад
The first Rome had battlefield AI at the level of Rome 2 where they'll sit outside of a sieged city doing nothing and dance around an open field battlefield. It actually was horrible right down to unit balance as well where war elephants were OP to the extreme seen in this video.
@MarcusMaxentius
@MarcusMaxentius 9 лет назад
metgredko I agree, in Rome 1, siege AI sometimes just walk near your wall while my towers are just shooting them with archers and once they are they, the units with the siege engines takes so long to get there that the units in the front would be down to half. Battlefield AI isn't that great either, the enemy would run at my units and run away... again and again until one of them bumps into my unit.
@drumyogi9281
@drumyogi9281 9 лет назад
That is because they had a bad leader. Never let a unit split unless it has a good general.
@metgredko
@metgredko 9 лет назад
Marcus Maxentius Indeed. It took an expansion and heavy duty mods to present any sort of challenge and even then house rules were necessary to keep it enjoyable.
@dingliedangliedoodle9261
@dingliedangliedoodle9261 10 лет назад
5:08 is just an old battlefield tactic Alexander the Great used in the battle of Kimchi to disorganize and confuse the armies of Xerxes the Bald; It also helped screen his companion cavalry charge into Xerxes camp which allowed Alexander to personally deliver the Coup de grâce. Mind you it does work defensively, when I charged my cavalry into their targets it disorganized my attack and soon formed a blob around them. You'd have to have great micro-managing skills to get out of it.
@tempiadem586
@tempiadem586 10 лет назад
Where did you learn so much about Roman war tactics? I have been looking for books but I can't find any.
@Fartknocker0990
@Fartknocker0990 10 лет назад
Roger Rojas Alexander the Great was Macedonian, he had almost nothing to do with the Romans, but he would have much rather have been Greek. That can be seen with the Hellenistic Period in which Alexander spread Greek culture throughout his conquered Empire. Macedonia at the time was kind of like the black sheep little sibling next to Greece.
@dingliedangliedoodle9261
@dingliedangliedoodle9261 10 лет назад
Roger Rojas 4chan, you should try it. You can learn alot from there and it's free; it will save your thousands of dollars from being ripped of by colleges. PS I am not liable for your mindbreak if you can not handle the knowledge you get from there.
@111axa1
@111axa1 10 лет назад
Something tells me that's not what the AI had in mind, but if it was, the AI was too stupid to know that not only was it not working, but that it's being utterly destroyed doing that!
@tempiadem586
@tempiadem586 10 лет назад
Miles Eaton Okay. But where can I learn about the war tactics used in that period?
@TotalWarGameplay
@TotalWarGameplay 2 года назад
I was there guys , I was there almost 9 years ago when this game come out in that moment I experienced true horror .
@TheSpacey52
@TheSpacey52 7 лет назад
2:12 Love the Dune reference
@jinhunterslay1638
@jinhunterslay1638 7 лет назад
woah serious? Surprise anyone even know about "Dune"
@thenowinscenario4139
@thenowinscenario4139 6 лет назад
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Shai Halud 😂😂
@NS55gaming
@NS55gaming 4 года назад
I don’t hear the Dune theme unfortunately :(
@watch2talk
@watch2talk 10 лет назад
Maybe an Empire 2 Total War next? But a good one? :) Please, I really love the 18th century!
@HalomonkeybombVideos
@HalomonkeybombVideos 10 лет назад
So do I, mabey they could add africa :D
@TwoFistsOneHalleluja
@TwoFistsOneHalleluja 10 лет назад
An Empire II with the whole world this time. Or a Medieval III with more castles and looting.
@watch2talk
@watch2talk 10 лет назад
The whole world would be great. Although Empire had the biggest map, I couldn't help but notice they left out Large portions of South America as well as Oceania that had been colonized in the 18th century
@assinne
@assinne 10 лет назад
I really wanna see if they'll go back to asia and do the three kingdom in china! They'll have plenty of materials! Or i would also like to see if they gonna work with warhammer rights they got from THQ...
@dantchernov4532
@dantchernov4532 10 лет назад
id prefr medieval 3 but i see where ur coming from
@josephmort4039
@josephmort4039 10 лет назад
Gotta say, the community over at the Total War Community, made a mod for the original Rome: Total War called Roma Surrectum and even Roma Surrectum II... that is the real Rome II if you ask me.
@settratheimperishable7800
@settratheimperishable7800 5 лет назад
He should review three kingdoms if he hasn't already
@Nasmr1
@Nasmr1 4 года назад
Its painfully boring. The game doesn't inspire me to learn its mechanics in the slightest and just ignore over half of it and just go "autopilot" in my campaigns. What I mean by that is just focus on improving buildings, recruit, stomp repeat.
@Mauriziobarenboim
@Mauriziobarenboim 4 года назад
@@Nasmr1 lol seriously? The diplomatic, family tree, court, and spy system is the best it's ever been. The campaign actually makes you plan unlike the previous games that let me just stomp without even trying.
@danieljohn9257
@danieljohn9257 5 лет назад
This is still one of the best intros to a review I've ever seen! And Oh Lord that Benny Hill theme song! I might actually still end up rolling on the floor laughing! In depth and comical, it's definitely no wonder how AJ has stayed at the top of the review game.
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