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TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Slave Challenge 

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Total war warhammer 2 is a fantastic game by creative assembly which really focuses on bringing a grand strategy game to life in the warhammer universe full of its fantastic lore and strange obsessions with massive battles. No game has managed to perfectly merge turn based strategy and real time strategy video games. So today we will be playing the dark elves faction in warhammer 2 and cheesing their unique faction feature of choosing to capture enemy units as slaves at the end of battles. This system can be glitched and exploited to make silly amounts of money in the game and potentially more than triple the amount of money your regions produce to the point of having effectively infinite money as you run out of money to through at things.
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite Money Slave Challenge is broken!!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Slave Challenge
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@screenspelunkers1026
@screenspelunkers1026 4 года назад
I prefer the term “surprise hiring”
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
I prefer when people pay tax
@pablosanz605
@pablosanz605 4 года назад
@@bruhdude2725 not pay interns
@thaddiusonethousand4697
@thaddiusonethousand4697 4 года назад
Prisoners with jobs
@Badjazy
@Badjazy 4 года назад
Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.
@hansbass8119
@hansbass8119 4 года назад
Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention
@Nanaman720
@Nanaman720 4 года назад
When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report
@askensoulrender944
@askensoulrender944 4 года назад
Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me
@Michael_MW
@Michael_MW 4 года назад
I am glad I am not the only one instantly bothered by this lol.
@timz4781
@timz4781 4 года назад
Paused the video soon as I watched that. Idk if I should hit play
@zzxp1
@zzxp1 4 года назад
My brain melted trying to understand what he said.
@SamEichers
@SamEichers 4 года назад
Hopefully he's figured that screen out 6 months later
@sirbinky3770
@sirbinky3770 4 года назад
This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
@isaac_bruh
@isaac_bruh 3 года назад
God bless you too.
@AsmodeusMictian
@AsmodeusMictian 3 года назад
Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit? Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.
@camramaster
@camramaster 3 года назад
Humanitarian? Is that like a vegitarian?
@horatioyen256
@horatioyen256 2 года назад
hmmmmmmmmm
@deskslam4232
@deskslam4232 Год назад
@@camramaster no i think it's more like cannibalism, only eat human meat
@Sinclairelim
@Sinclairelim 4 года назад
Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could: 1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion. 2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors. 3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process. Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.
@thegrayyernaut
@thegrayyernaut 2 года назад
You mean: 1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party. 2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help". 3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process. . Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.
@Animeaniac215
@Animeaniac215 4 года назад
When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 года назад
No he needs to check if he was really drinking tea
@fyrentenimar
@fyrentenimar 4 года назад
@@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit
@DerAnanasKing
@DerAnanasKing 4 года назад
or less tea
@faerylnhiikira1053
@faerylnhiikira1053 4 года назад
"Happy words." "Nice words." Am I doing it right?
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Tax is a nice word because you should pay them
@josephmarsh5031
@josephmarsh5031 4 года назад
YAY! Good, Happy, Fun Times!
@hugoramirez9295
@hugoramirez9295 4 года назад
Beautiful and so friendly
@lordmaur180
@lordmaur180 4 года назад
Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!
@Xingmey
@Xingmey 4 года назад
just perfect!
@ThatoneLich
@ThatoneLich 4 года назад
"We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get." Chaos: *exists*
@THENemesisXX99
@THENemesisXX99 4 года назад
I would like to add the Skaven into that pool as well.
@Derah_OG
@Derah_OG 4 года назад
From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil. Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods. Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed. Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.
@rpscorp9457
@rpscorp9457 4 года назад
Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.
@fedrickosamuelshidarta970
@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 4 года назад
@@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.
@triploshadow
@triploshadow 4 года назад
@@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.
@taOGrimace
@taOGrimace 2 года назад
Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.
@nutellaschnute8703
@nutellaschnute8703 4 года назад
"We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019
@polskipolak1129
@polskipolak1129 4 года назад
Spiffing : *Is British* Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people* Me : Hey I've seen this one!
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it
@polskipolak1129
@polskipolak1129 4 года назад
@@bruhdude2725 Is it Yorkshire Gold?
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
@@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time
@polskipolak1129
@polskipolak1129 4 года назад
@@bruhdude2725 NO! W E W A N T *Y O R K S H I R E G O L D*
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
@@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад
This is such a wholesome, family friendly video
@EverIost
@EverIost 4 года назад
"Happy words." "Nice words." Monetization is great stuff indeed.
@Necro_fury
@Necro_fury 3 года назад
Here's some more: happy words, nice words
@Aetherion_
@Aetherion_ 4 года назад
Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Ye but it could be worse he could be taxing them for tea
@mitochondria6247
@mitochondria6247 4 года назад
@@bruhdude2725 Yeah, who would ever do that. That'd be silly.
@davidiwata7063
@davidiwata7063 4 года назад
Like China
@uselesspocketwatch
@uselesspocketwatch 4 года назад
They're not "the s-word," they're prisoners with jobs.
@aownbey609
@aownbey609 4 года назад
And cant move up or ever leave
@sirloon3063
@sirloon3063 4 года назад
And never ever get paid
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 4 года назад
And have very very short " Employment "contracts"" most of the time.
@SucculentGroin
@SucculentGroin 4 года назад
Indentured servants
@xray235
@xray235 4 года назад
That's how parts of the American prison system works.
@DapperDonkey
@DapperDonkey 2 года назад
So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!
@mathdarven5634
@mathdarven5634 4 года назад
Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !" LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."
@colinfun
@colinfun 4 года назад
I love that these 2 parts of my RU-vid entertainment crossed on this subject.
@hermit9168
@hermit9168 4 года назад
not anymore, CA nerfed the Entrepreneur trait
@mathdarven5634
@mathdarven5634 4 года назад
@@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash. It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.
@hermit9168
@hermit9168 4 года назад
@@mathdarven5634 didn't they lose the factionwide tax bonus too?
@mathdarven5634
@mathdarven5634 4 года назад
@@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases. The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.
@favourites144
@favourites144 4 года назад
Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine *get the puzzle wrong* Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 4 года назад
He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician
@Narinjas
@Narinjas 4 года назад
Well he will do sudoku on 1.1.2020 because of Kappa (coppa)
@TheVergile
@TheVergile 4 года назад
to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
For insulting our primemister spiff you will have to pay extra tax
@nukeofficial1103
@nukeofficial1103 4 года назад
It was the blue 2 right?
@Count.Saruman
@Count.Saruman 4 года назад
Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2 LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!
@TamerOfTheStrange
@TamerOfTheStrange 4 года назад
Jeff cares not from where the cheese flows
@DarkSkweek
@DarkSkweek 4 года назад
I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.
@SirBlaze75
@SirBlaze75 4 года назад
actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will
@jasonjeffery9728
@jasonjeffery9728 4 года назад
Cheese for the Cheese God
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Well you won't share your money through paying tax
@davevanlerberg5092
@davevanlerberg5092 4 года назад
"Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!" Ikit claw would like to know your location
@ace_baker5173
@ace_baker5173 4 года назад
So would thanquol
@ikitclaw4852
@ikitclaw4852 4 года назад
Hmmm, I think he would like to know-know!
@Crusher-bx7kv
@Crusher-bx7kv 4 года назад
*Doomwheel incoming*
@YceyNarrates
@YceyNarrates 4 года назад
Queen Headtaker as well (Compared just to Tretch, I mean)
@sweetssandbox3526
@sweetssandbox3526 3 года назад
IKIIT CLAAAW!
@nicholasnelson1005
@nicholasnelson1005 2 года назад
Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.
@benjaminwilliams8161
@benjaminwilliams8161 4 года назад
Spiff: Say happy things in the comments Me: Yorkshire tea
@samusteger7415
@samusteger7415 4 года назад
why is this not hearted yet?
@benjaminwilliams8161
@benjaminwilliams8161 4 года назад
@@samusteger7415 I don't know😂
@sim.frischh9781
@sim.frischh9781 4 года назад
@@samusteger7415 Spiff has to sleep at least 3 hours a day too.
@ramsesbyron2004
@ramsesbyron2004 4 года назад
Happy words, nice words, and muwhahahahahah FUN FUN FUN!
@JokoCi
@JokoCi 4 года назад
The Asur want to have a talk with you. They are laughing about your little bankaccount.
@iainmcdonald5375
@iainmcdonald5375 4 года назад
*Laughs in trade routes*
@_.l4n3
@_.l4n3 4 года назад
By Asura, By Asura, By Ausra! It's the grand champion! Standing next to meeee.
@pdc4930
@pdc4930 4 года назад
Laughs in entrepreneur skill trait.
@KaneCold
@KaneCold 4 года назад
well, high elves are on an island though, like any good empire ... clearly, they should have the superior economy
@samuelmire9389
@samuelmire9389 4 года назад
"HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)
@jacobp9470
@jacobp9470 4 года назад
15:11 Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.
@AreztristanWT
@AreztristanWT 4 года назад
In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.
@karlpeter2931
@karlpeter2931 4 года назад
and he shows loading screens instead of actual gameplay :|
@lazareth7598
@lazareth7598 4 года назад
Glad you said something because it was hurting me haha
@AshenVictor
@AshenVictor 4 года назад
@@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)
@lazareth7598
@lazareth7598 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p
@karlpeter2931
@karlpeter2931 4 года назад
@@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)
@aidenpons9584
@aidenpons9584 4 года назад
In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time". *Naturally.*
@BlackWolf18C
@BlackWolf18C 4 года назад
Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.
@Greensiteofhell
@Greensiteofhell 4 года назад
@@BlackWolf18C Dork Elfs*
@diamondman4252
@diamondman4252 4 года назад
This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.
@DerAnanasKing
@DerAnanasKing 4 года назад
19:26 I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong. the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line. teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible. you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.
@epicyes7014
@epicyes7014 4 года назад
smartass
@pooroldman5089
@pooroldman5089 4 года назад
smartass
@epicyes7014
@epicyes7014 4 года назад
Chlamydia
@christophekeating21
@christophekeating21 4 года назад
You misspelled "whom."
@GregoryMarkowski
@GregoryMarkowski 4 года назад
Smartass
@bonercityboys3058
@bonercityboys3058 4 года назад
I love this Minecraft playthrough perfect for children under 5
@mrfluffy9273
@mrfluffy9273 4 года назад
no no humans over 14 *cough(COPPA is a thing) *cough
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 4 года назад
@@mrfluffy9273 Get to the COPPA?
@azrielg734
@azrielg734 4 года назад
..., I don't get it?
@azrielg734
@azrielg734 4 года назад
@Micheal Dalon oh, ... Good thing my RU-vid channel isnt made to make money then I guess
@OddWorlderer
@OddWorlderer 4 года назад
"are you an unpaid intern?" "Do you want to be paid even less" ... What?
@Target850
@Target850 4 года назад
that means you will have to pay spiff
@9Flatline
@9Flatline 4 года назад
Sounds like my field of study.
@chaoswarriorbr
@chaoswarriorbr 4 года назад
Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns! Sad, but true!
@sirshotty7689
@sirshotty7689 4 года назад
Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe congrats, you discovered taxation
@sjonnieplayfull5859
@sjonnieplayfull5859 4 года назад
@@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...
@nonameworm69
@nonameworm69 4 года назад
"I'M A MELON! I love it.... gonna use it :3
@Greencapybara
@Greencapybara 4 года назад
I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!
@Lady_Rhea
@Lady_Rhea 4 года назад
Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics Me: I see this as an absolute win!
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein 4 года назад
Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.
@tauempire1793
@tauempire1793 4 года назад
@Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other
@RoboReviewsMovies
@RoboReviewsMovies 4 года назад
Spiff: "Dork elves have no good anti-infantry units." Har-Ganeth Executioners: Exists
@moustrout1299
@moustrout1299 4 года назад
don't mind the fact that executioners can curbstomp any other top tier unit when dark elf army ability activates :)
@triploshadow
@triploshadow 4 года назад
@@moustrout1299 Sisters of Slaughter Exist Witch Elves Exists Black Ark Corsairs Exists Shades with dual weapons Exists Death Hag on a shrine of Khaine Exists Charriots Exists Hell I mean you can recruit corsairs fairly early in the campaign and they will prety much fuck anything that is not heavily armoured and not on a horse.
@Aredel
@Aredel 4 года назад
Black Dragon with a Noxious Breath: Exists Reaper Bolt Throwers: Exists Cold One Dread Knights: Sort of Exists Hydras: Exists
@sqqqvalueinvestor372
@sqqqvalueinvestor372 4 года назад
You guys go ahead and use them and see if they can beat tire 1 enemy infantry
@CharloBingu
@CharloBingu 3 года назад
@@sqqqvalueinvestor372 he’s on normal of course they’ll shit on a t1 army lol
@nicolasbehounek805
@nicolasbehounek805 4 года назад
What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is
@sethbettwieser
@sethbettwieser 4 года назад
Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, RU-vid will decide that this video can be monetized" Me: "RU-vid is completely balanced"
@luceyorb7376
@luceyorb7376 4 года назад
"I'm not interested in conquering lands" -The Spiffing Brit Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.
@jerubaal101
@jerubaal101 4 года назад
So that was a lie.
@ZeroCrystal
@ZeroCrystal 4 года назад
I would say it's a bit more of a nuance thing.
@patricksmith7626
@patricksmith7626 Год назад
What a kind and generous video! Love love love.
@edwardmarriott-smith5052
@edwardmarriott-smith5052 4 года назад
Wow, great Video Spiff. This was an amazing blend of being perfectly balanced and just plain ol great!
@zettour.
@zettour. 4 года назад
Infinite money through slaves. Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*
@tauempire1793
@tauempire1793 4 года назад
Oh no
@plinkthenecrobird8851
@plinkthenecrobird8851 4 года назад
Tau Empire Oh don’t worry, the only ones enslaving the Tau are the Ethereals!
@tauempire1793
@tauempire1793 4 года назад
@@plinkthenecrobird8851 well that's better than Slanesh
@chaos9731
@chaos9731 4 года назад
*oh yes~*
@derekzamzow1338
@derekzamzow1338 4 года назад
I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Today we'll being learning about paying tax
@derekzamzow1338
@derekzamzow1338 4 года назад
@@bruhdude2725 as a Canadian that is my favorite thing
@garthalmunemuralias9101
@garthalmunemuralias9101 4 года назад
@@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?
@derekzamzow1338
@derekzamzow1338 4 года назад
@@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
@@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US
@sjonnieplayfull5859
@sjonnieplayfull5859 4 года назад
Spiff: say nice things in the comments. Me: Tea. Glorious tea. Glorious, lovely tea. We will fill the world with happy tea plantations, educate all people how to drink glorious tea and make so much tea the next time your cousins get angry they will be throwing ocean into the tea.... Ah yes, the tea...
@tyronnosaurusrex
@tyronnosaurusrex 3 года назад
This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:
@MoonFlux
@MoonFlux 4 года назад
Spiff: *Slaves are bad* Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*
@dwarfie24
@dwarfie24 4 года назад
Conclusion: we are soo baad.
@TakumaSamma
@TakumaSamma 4 года назад
This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.
@WindmillForTheLand
@WindmillForTheLand 4 года назад
Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!
@heyhoe168
@heyhoe168 4 года назад
There will no unemployed left.
@HummingbirdSound
@HummingbirdSound 4 года назад
"Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"
@infernalelysium7676
@infernalelysium7676 4 года назад
Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.
@pyranna2003
@pyranna2003 4 года назад
Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?
@snoweefrost4412
@snoweefrost4412 4 года назад
I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.
@OniGanon
@OniGanon 4 года назад
I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.
@ajzoo04
@ajzoo04 4 года назад
I really am waiting for someone to make a tau reference here...
@hisokamorow6709
@hisokamorow6709 4 года назад
HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.
@dandandowntown
@dandandowntown 4 года назад
Strong Infantry Selection: Are WE a joke to you?
@vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye6067
@vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye6067 4 года назад
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments" Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
@truedox
@truedox 4 года назад
I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time
@Extramrdo
@Extramrdo 4 года назад
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments" Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
@swaggercat9000
@swaggercat9000 4 года назад
*Happy Brit noises*
@theloniousscalliwag
@theloniousscalliwag 3 года назад
This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!
@monkeybusiness673
@monkeybusiness673 4 года назад
You know, the irony of giving skelettal bony bois the "meat shield" property is very much appreciated! Hence, I am going to fulfill your wish and post some nice words to assist in the monetization conundrum. Puppies, rainbows, good luck and world peace!
@bulldogant3781
@bulldogant3781 4 года назад
LegendOfTotalWar is dissapointed
@Rabnalldo
@Rabnalldo 4 года назад
Legend needs tea
@backseatgamer7367
@backseatgamer7367 4 года назад
The god's of cheese are unpleased.
@phuluu1800
@phuluu1800 4 года назад
High elves are even the most British looking faction in total war, what a missed opportunity...
@josepheastham9717
@josepheastham9717 4 года назад
A Cheese platter with tea is a good idea.
@Josuegurrola
@Josuegurrola 4 года назад
Actually Legendotw made it with HE on turn 200? DE have a better position i think plus the Awesome combo of sacking with Arks Buff.
@guiorgy
@guiorgy 4 года назад
19:26 Spiff... Scavens deployed 3641, it's your dark elves that deployed 1784 and lost 809...
@Emeraldwake
@Emeraldwake 4 года назад
“Happy nice good words”
@meilir1967
@meilir1967 4 года назад
Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game! *twenty hours later* Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe
@zacksilverstone7642
@zacksilverstone7642 4 года назад
*Slave = Money = Army = Slave* "I see nothing wrong with this."
@baburik
@baburik 4 года назад
worked for the last 5k years. why stop?
@MrJuggalokilla69
@MrJuggalokilla69 4 года назад
@@baburik guys...politics aren't "nice"...butt sects=nice
@233Deadman
@233Deadman 4 года назад
Spiffco: Still better employment conditions than Amazon
@andresrincon752
@andresrincon752 Год назад
What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.
@OldSpacePizza
@OldSpacePizza 4 года назад
"Write nice things" ok Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families. Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^
@invidofinp1828
@invidofinp1828 4 года назад
So it's like real life? Own Slaves ...... Profit.
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
Ye own countries you get tax pay up
@dudeguy9081
@dudeguy9081 4 года назад
My basement slaves don't really make me any profit. They kind of just sit there and cry a lot.
@tedcomet3121
@tedcomet3121 4 года назад
Africa hasnt figured out the profit part yet
@geemcspankinson
@geemcspankinson 4 года назад
I too own 17 slaves and make them weave baskets.
@mercury6800
@mercury6800 4 года назад
How unbritish of all of you your not supposed to have slaves that’s bad you must have indentured workers who you pay £2 per year of work
@war1980
@war1980 4 года назад
"You should do a rebel." Hey, I'm a rebel....
@ajgathright3790
@ajgathright3790 2 года назад
Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring
@dannydevito3284
@dannydevito3284 2 года назад
I really love the hiring process you put in place here
@Rudevald
@Rudevald 4 года назад
Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD
@spugggaldon361
@spugggaldon361 4 года назад
"we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019
@heyhoe168
@heyhoe168 4 года назад
Are not we happy to have those pits?
@HrHaakon
@HrHaakon 4 года назад
We put you in the pits, and then we torture you. It's very literal.
@eimaiogatik
@eimaiogatik 2 года назад
Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great
@kaptainkokujin4986
@kaptainkokujin4986 3 года назад
"Slaves, they're absolutely fantastic" - TheSpiffingBrit
@TheCommunistColin
@TheCommunistColin 4 года назад
"Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting" wheezes in sisters of slaughter
@mangaranwow2543
@mangaranwow2543 4 года назад
Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)
@MrAchsas
@MrAchsas 4 года назад
TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns
@clefsan
@clefsan 4 года назад
he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty
@MrAchsas
@MrAchsas 4 года назад
@@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD
@clefsan
@clefsan 4 года назад
if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.
@yvindblff5628
@yvindblff5628 4 года назад
Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count. So. Nice things, eh? Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.
@123yomum
@123yomum 4 года назад
This is such a happy and joyful video, so amazing. Thank you so much
@allengilbert7463
@allengilbert7463 4 года назад
*Two days later* Spiff: "Anyway, that was my brief foray into Total War: Warhammer II..."
@ArthurEKing8472
@ArthurEKing8472 4 года назад
6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!" Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!" Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"
@Devan-sm8tr
@Devan-sm8tr 4 года назад
I thought it was red two.
@michaeldaigle7207
@michaeldaigle7207 4 года назад
I'm fairly sure it's red two, so there isn't two blues
@ArthurEKing8472
@ArthurEKing8472 4 года назад
@@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well. This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two. Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer. That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.
@ArthurEKing8472
@ArthurEKing8472 4 года назад
@@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow (B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1) (R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4) (Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2) (P1) (T2) (B4) (R3) The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2. If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.
@MrJuggalokilla69
@MrJuggalokilla69 4 года назад
@@ArthurEKing8472 r/theydidthemath
@austinpigott7256
@austinpigott7256 4 года назад
Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's
@itmf6565
@itmf6565 Год назад
how wonderful this video was to watch! It made me soo happy :)
@DsiakMondala
@DsiakMondala Год назад
I love you and I love your family, please be happy forever!
@huwburroughes6012
@huwburroughes6012 4 года назад
Wonderful video, such creative personnel management!
@X1x1Scrolls1x5X
@X1x1Scrolls1x5X 4 года назад
"Brother get the shotgun...The heavy shotgun"
@KBShantuma
@KBShantuma 4 года назад
You want a nice word? Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen" This is a very nice word.
@plastikus28
@plastikus28 4 года назад
Lovely word, now I am hungry.
@sebastianlodge7549
@sebastianlodge7549 4 года назад
Shakara strawberry something?
@plastikus28
@plastikus28 4 года назад
@@sebastianlodge7549 strawberry cake.
@reginadea2821
@reginadea2821 4 года назад
@@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 4 года назад
@@reginadea2821 Healthy perspective
@Aufsammelkabbler
@Aufsammelkabbler Год назад
The sweetest, most heartwarming, childfriendly video our benevolent benefactor Spiff has graced us till today ;)
@danrich7855
@danrich7855 4 года назад
By far some of the best videos ive seen on youtube in along time
@bobsmith7066
@bobsmith7066 4 года назад
“I am not interested in conquering lands.” - Spiff 2019 There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!
@itchykami
@itchykami 4 года назад
Oh, looks like Spiff payed off the Queen.
@IDontKnow-zc2sb
@IDontKnow-zc2sb 4 года назад
We the brits don't conquer, just improve.
@ignis488
@ignis488 4 года назад
Don't conquer, just colonize
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 4 года назад
Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word. The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*
@jimothyworldbuilding3664
@jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 года назад
Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.
@2007Shockwave
@2007Shockwave 4 года назад
Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers. *Sips coffee*
@SamEichers
@SamEichers 4 года назад
The adorable kittens make me happy and I love all the great inspiration plus wonderful feelings. Your strong stance on equality is so heartening. "Happy things"?
@avatarofpapermagic
@avatarofpapermagic 4 года назад
Beautiful, happy and uplifting!! Marvelous and quite spiffing!
@darkspeedsterz
@darkspeedsterz 4 года назад
"Happy words" "nice words" this is nice
@toddh9429
@toddh9429 4 года назад
"Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably
@Torsengi
@Torsengi 4 года назад
British historians in a nutshell
@kieranpearson5096
@kieranpearson5096 3 года назад
@@Torsengi mostly American
@IPrinnyExplosions
@IPrinnyExplosions 4 года назад
this is a very well tough video, you are the best Spiff!! mutch love and lots of tea !!
@The_Real_Maxajax
@The_Real_Maxajax 4 года назад
That was the most wholesome thing, thank you for uploading. Happy words.
@steveborodzik2695
@steveborodzik2695 4 года назад
happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
@lowerthetone
@lowerthetone 4 года назад
And..... Balanced.
@koontz1154
@koontz1154 3 года назад
@@lowerthetone as all things should be
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 4 года назад
"Brief foray" >Spent like a dozen hours on this video
@KorilD
@KorilD 4 года назад
Love that dry British humour.
@harrisonedwards9219
@harrisonedwards9219 4 года назад
I thought that was a brief foray.
@leadpaintchips9461
@leadpaintchips9461 4 года назад
That is a brief foray into TW:WH.
@iraqiwalker1436
@iraqiwalker1436 4 года назад
In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.
@torva360
@torva360 4 года назад
For any total war game, that is brief.
@turbowaifu1061
@turbowaifu1061 4 года назад
such a lovely video :))) it makes me happy to see this type of content. i will definitely watch more videos like it. genuinely lovely content :)))))))))
@Ghostpeanut11
@Ghostpeanut11 4 года назад
Wow what a completely revolutionary video. It changed my life! Thank you!
@Galdenberry_Lamphuck
@Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 года назад
Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.
@bruhdude2725
@bruhdude2725 4 года назад
People paying tax makes me the happiest empire in the world
@MarkoPolo1223
@MarkoPolo1223 4 года назад
"comment happy words" Here goes: happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
@alpharius7755
@alpharius7755 4 года назад
and slave
@maverick5640
@maverick5640 4 года назад
@@alpharius7755 Bloody chaos ruining everything
@angrypirate1094
@angrypirate1094 4 года назад
Happy video, very informative, I learned a lot about how to treat people nicely. Me and my dog are both smiling and being active while doing what we learned in this video.
@insertaunnombreaqui
@insertaunnombreaqui 3 года назад
with those perks seems like your workers are getting some happy and funny lives "nice words"
@JM.....
@JM..... 4 года назад
19:50 i don't think spiff knows how to read tables
@Mushele
@Mushele 4 года назад
indeed
@cp1cupcake
@cp1cupcake 4 года назад
You can do a similar thing with the High Elves by spamming entrepreneur heroes.
@nikofarmer-rouse4590
@nikofarmer-rouse4590 4 года назад
What if we told you you could spend 215 per turn to generate 3K per turn Spiff
@Asraeks
@Asraeks 4 года назад
Entrepenour is much better than this
@hohenzollern6025
@hohenzollern6025 4 года назад
Bah... poppy-cock. Just play the dwarves, and who cares how much money you make, because you spend almost none of it. I usually break 100k by turn 30. They get bonus income from mines and tool makers. The armies are relatively cheap (compared to other factions). And buildings are free*, which is what you will spend the most money on early game, obviously. Also, they are bluebies, so have a lot more other factions to trade with. Once your trade routes are set up (with your better than average mines) you start cranking the cash. If i dont break a million in the bank by turn 75, I built wayyyyyy too many armies. *"Free buildings? what? HOW!?!" It's all about the traits, gotta pay attention to the traits... 'Ancestral blood: Grungni"... what else are you going to do with all those runesmiths?
@xiii0722
@xiii0722 4 года назад
@@hohenzollern6025 oh, if that's true. Thank you, never knew
@raifthemad
@raifthemad 4 года назад
@@hohenzollern6025 Dawi shmawi, LegendOfTotalWar did a top 5 richest total war factions video where the high elves were making over a million each turn, the province with all the enterpreneur heroes made either quarter or close to half a mil don't remember which it was. I think it was the enterpreneur, it's the trait that gives 3% extra taxe income across the kingdom.
@matthewlemon4208
@matthewlemon4208 4 года назад
My god, I find a new interesting game every video. You have probably sold more games through me than any review!!!
@AliA-jn5ko
@AliA-jn5ko 4 года назад
What a lovely summer breeze while frolicking through meadows and surprise hiring friends.
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