touching myself with a robot 

lol the timing is perfect

In gta during the diamond heist I always choose William osman

Will it be on Spotify?

did you add it back to the description?

there's already a podcast named safety third on spotify tough ;/

I’d call him a friend if he treats you like that

Lol

More of him!

I wish all co-workers were like that

He emits solid dude energy

love you guys i’ll make sure to check out the podcast ☺️

🙌 👖 👎 🩲

Why you playin hard to get

Allan, remember dinner first!

Later at Burger King: We are here because our robot cooked us dinner.

I was gonna get mad at you until I saw the video (btw sry)

No it's defo still weird

ESPECIALLY if you use a robot

Dr Bright

@@CyanAnn If you haven't taken your friend's pants off before are you really friends?

Hey I know where he works! YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

NO NOT THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

@@WaywardVector Ugh, i fell for one of the classic blunders

@@WaywardVector u fool. Anytime someone does the thunder cross split attack I retaliate with the lightning zap backflip defense

James looks like the best boss ever.

I understand how that boss was able to put up with having William as an employee.

He was such a good sport

What a homie

Meanwhile most of my bosses were ego driven psychopaths' who can barely do their jobs.

@@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs The usual

Same

Not yet at least, But wait about 5 to 10 or so year (depending how long it'll takes them to improve this tech), Then she'll be saying F@!#, Now I'm unemployed.

@@999isra the robot was still operated by a human, the hqrd part is mimicking thz humans head, not his hands

Oh cool wow

Last time they cut my hair at super cuts they messed up and kept pinching me. I’ll take my chances with the robot.

@@amosimo2870 You can probably code the movement into it

He's done well guesting in others videos, depending on the exact timeline of how they're made.

we will be home less if not for yt infact he will be the best home less looking homless person in the world

Idk I kinda like the fluffy hair XD

@@aestaetic07 same

The only homeless person with 2 million subs.

That's how dildos were invented.

I've been buzz-cutting my own hair for thr past6+ years for thispurpose. I've just discovered that you need to say "f*** it" and go almost bald, (I used to 2mm attachment to just barely avoid skinhead territory) because the shorter you cut, the more even you can get it with less pain from contorting your body for a prolonged time. still pretty tedious, but better than the stranger's touch. I think it would be way faster still with no attachment at all, because then you would avoid much of the clogging from the long hair at the start.

@@Ass_of_Amalek Same, I just buzz cut it myself, keeping it longer at the top with a nice fade.

That's why this is the only William Osman invention i would 100% use given the chance.

Yeah this video was fkn hilarious 😂

That line cracked me up too 😂

@F*СК ME ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY VIĐEO ! think you forgot your pills mate

I live in flint Michigan....

@@David-fi4sp Sorry about your hair

She clearly doesn't know about "Stuff Made Here" and his Haircut Machine

Hey verified person

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye ev

I’m going to leave my reply here cause Ik this is gonna blow up cause he verified and can latter edit it to something funny

Ikr

@@AxxLAfriku ok….

Uh oh

Stole my comment lolol

@@nerdtm.5524 when did you make your comment?

i’m sure they cut out the part where she says “a robot built by william osman”

@@omgitis Was mostly built by the other guy. The other guy even made the final edits

That's who William reminds me of!

He does look a lot like Aaron Paul.

@@jochenstacker7448 now that you mention it... i think it's the mouth area especially

What’s wrong with Flint Michigan besides the water but muskegon is better because it has the Homestead

Yo I evacuated from there lmao

Lansing water worse fr

This will be the thing that gets him canceled, watch 😂

Rip

I'm more concerned that his old job involved a bomb defuser

@@penitentman7139 it explains why he knows how to build a bomb

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó .

holy sh- that's amazing!

But the way a robot asks "happy ending?" just wouldn't ring the same

Hell yes

This is the future of long distance relationships 😉

YES I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS

Well I mean Alan isn't exactly good with restraining orders

Yeah, he was a really good guy !

resignation.

She's a pokemon that says another pokemon's name.

Such a casually savage reply lol I loved it

At least not a robot with an AI based off a brain scan of Will.

not....yet

Lmao out of all my subs i would have not expected you here. Have a nice day

@@pangolin868 same

I thinks it's more like: this man is crazy

Fancy seeing you here

Well well well. Look who it is

this is some weird futuristic kinky deutsch fetish

I cringed so much from discomfort while laughing very loudly

Not if stuff made here has anything to say about it

for now...

Caretaker having to intermediate between william and the hairdresser as if he was (he is) 7 y/o

I lost it at “he used a robot to cut his hair” lol it’s like a mom taking her to get his hair fixed because they found the clippers

what?

@@poisonousnut its a bot

He always calls us that so even if flex tape could fix your self esteem, you'd be broken once again

@@RandomPerson-ob1hk not if he stopped watching 😎

And "why?!"

Yo why am I having the same realization. It’s not just a FL thing?

Same, except for me it was great clips, not supercuts

Also next to Sally's

Gamers are synonymous with bad haircuts I guess

It could maybe but I guess only few people would trust that.

engineer

@@Ass_of_Amalek mad engineer

F

F

don’t do michael like that

F

You can do that??

@@TweEkc in my country, yes

@@TweEkc I've always been able to request a specific person

@@TweEkc If you have any non-chain barber shops nearby it's not too hard, or even with something like supercuts you could probably phone em up beforehand and ask if that person is in or when they'd next be in.

We have loads of Turkish barbers and they all look they same so you dont realise it's a different person anyway

I am shocked you didn't link to, you know, THAT video...

@@johanschneiders6293 Never

@@wriggler5535 gonna

@@diakounknown1225 give

@@axolotlboy9600 you

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó no

You won't believe what happens next!!

can't find the link

Yeah wheres the link?

@@drogonolia9874 found it ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sY9HckExJnY.html

I need a link here

safety third: ru-vid.com/show-UC7QE72cxiBkiwnvGoFfqYOg

Its because his hair was already too short to do it

William's plan was to cut his hair just so that he was completely immune to bowl cuts.

really not much to work with to be fair

Does the West coast just have a different supercuts than the East coast? I don't think I've ever gone to supercuts and thought to myself "yeah, this looks like ass".

stuff made here is too professional

Stuff Made Here is the one guy at your university who makes everyone else feel like they are a fraud.