Touhou: Least Connected Marketeer || All Cards Spellcards Rush (Lunatic) 

It's really nice that someone managed to do this on Lunatic! Since the characters represented in these cards are (mostly) characters that aren't known to the general public, it might be nice if I gave a little context to each of these (There are in-game profiles for each of the characters represented so I suggest reading those). The card art was done by me and another talented artist named Lobby. This should also act as timestamps for the vid lmao. 0:23 Drugs: He owns a rune shop in universe so the card is just an ice rune from WoW. Also he uses ice magic a lot. 0:34 Mamoru Iwasaki: This character appears in other S&Y-works and is usually accompanied by crayon art, so that's the reasoning behind why the card looks like that. 0:47 Tazue Teidarou: Tazue has both a human-looking form and her original long-cat form, and that's shown in the card art. (Fun fact: I had to re-do this card because the original wasn't cute enough IMO) 0:59 Phantom: He very much likes tea. I tried to make the art have paintbrush-like linework since the teapot has a cherryblossom design. 1:12 Skogul: Iiiiiii didn't end up doing the art for this one because I can't draw hands, let alone claw-like hands. Lobby did a good job here! Skogul can transmute stuff sooooo melty penny. 1:25 Seigeki: The card art is both a Len'en reference and One Punch Man reference. Tried going a bit more rough with this one. 1:37 Chikuji Toutetsu: I was literally told to draw Pot of Greed but a purple haniwa with black smoke. Gonna be honest, I'm not the best when it comes to that style of shading, but I gave it my best shot. (I was kinda laughing the whole way through). 1:50 Camelan Haimaku: Fun fact: I had to improvise what the back of the cards looked like and by the time I was done with the art, the creator wanted to use what I imagined for the backs of the cards ingame...Buuuuut I was dumb and forgot to save the sepperate layers so he had to make them from scratch. Oops. 2:03 Remiel: Fun fact: I just used art of a biblically accurate angel I drew previously for this card. 2:15 Nobody: This is one of my characters, yay! For this one I just went with my usual artstyle (at the time). The cloak in the card is actually just him (minus his eyes since you can still wear him as a cloak). 2:27 Chorus Melpomene: Since this character is Lobby's, it probably makes more sense for him to do the art for this one. Looks pretty cool too! Anyways I believe the art's of her knife thing that she uses to access traumatic memories. 2:40 Ryoumika Soukun: I was so tempted to push for an alternate version of this card where it was the golden frying pan from TF2 surrounded by the seasonal flames but oh well. I feel like what's now used I could do a bit better though... 2:53 Rowan "Tricky" Gardner: The card is of a white mage symbol (since he's a white mage) with rocks bursting behind it since Tricky prefers to use earth magic...Or just likes throwing rocks at people. 3:05: Chamemi: For this one I went with a sort of chalk-board drawing of someone tripping over since I imagined someone drawing out their plan on a board on how to prank someone. 3:17 Frederica Lissai: *insert discord detective emoji here* She enjoys the spy/mafia and lovecraft aesthetic so the art is loosely inspired by the 50s. 3:30 Grandis: Another one done by Lobby. Originally I was told to draw a beetle sitting on a pile of money...Iiiiiiii can't draw insects. What Lobby did here anyways is infinitely better than what I could come up with. Iiiiii think Grandis likes gold? I...don't know much about him honestly. 3:41 Hikawa Motoharu: please tell me you get the joke and have played Glory of Deep Skies... 3:53 Hatsudzuki no Kairyu: Lobby did this one. I was actually planning on working on this. I wanted to have each of the cards have a somewhat different artstyle so the initial idea was to have the book in the card be a 3D model. Never got round to that so Lobby worked on that one. 4:06 Sokuhara Zenkoutu: "Wouldn't it be funny if a made the art look like that corporate art you see everywhere from big companies?" 4:18 Dormun Albright: There's this running joke with the owner of this character that Dormun is smol puppi so yeah, cute art! (Don't ask what the runes mean I completely forgot). 4:31 Genmi: Lobby did this one. My initial idea was to have the card be Genmi in the style of that image of that dude standing next to a grill. Iiiiiiii never got round to doing that so rip. 4:58 Robin Nyxborne: Ok ngl I had a lot of fun drawing this one because explosions are fun! I wanted to portay the feeling of "Taking this card is a bad idea but fuck it I'll do it anyways". 5:10 Cole: Another Lobby one. Not much else to say here other than it fits the character~ 5:23 Youka Hinejuu: Another Lobby one. Youka's a weird character. 5:35 Tsushima: Did you know horses are awkward to draw? Thank goodness the rest of its body is submerged within a black hole. Since black holes are cool, I didn't want to have a simplistic artstyle for this one.

Augh, not meeting the conditions to use a specific card because of a deckbuilding mistake. I know that feeling all too well. That said, I wonder what would have worked as an Island.

jesus christ I forgot how evil some of these were I forgot the Genmi one did that though LMAO

You absolute madman, good job!!

LET'S GOOOOOO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS

4:50 but isn't Japan a big big island?