TOXIC Cups and Celebs | The Internet Report 

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i like how when stanley was like "yeah, guys, there's a bit of lead in there" hydroflask swooped in there like "we have never used lead, and if you do you're STUPID"

The funny thing is that because of the amount of crap that goes down daily, there will never not be something to report on, which is sad but you know what's just how it is.

It’s actually hilarious that the “Megan’s Law” line would have passed almost unnoticed if Nicki hadn’t absolutely flown off the handle. A hit dog hollers, indeed 😂

A mom revealed that at school someone STOLE her disabled daughter’s Stanley Cup and she couldn’t get it back. Her mom got her the cup in the hopes that it’d help her fit in 😭 it’s like these ridiculous trends erase common sense and everything except a mad frenzy and reaching for self validation and landing on an overpriced lead filled water bottle. And the trend is already ending. Hope it was worth it.

“Big foot” is also a reference to when Meg was SHOT IN THE FOOT by that guy I don’t remember

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The real sad thing is the pomegrante video or orange video started with a guy chosing to do it for his wife after she mentioned that she loved pomegranets but they suck to peel She never asked He did it as an act of love, a suprise for her, and recieved so much graditute that he kept doing it The video message was: Listen to your partner and do something nice that they want you to do. Giving flowers is only good when the person likes getting flowers

The way the woman specified that it was her “Ugg” that caught the floor. She just had to prove that yes, she’s the kind of person to purchase a Stanley.

A man saying they have to be bigger because they wanna feel in control and feel like they could kill her is so fucking horrifing to hear, to think some men be thinking that way is chilling.

"Here on the internet report, we consider it our solemn duty to sift the toxic waste of the internet and present it to you as a tight, sexy 20 minutes or less or more if you've been a good boy." Im fucking crying 💀😭

please never stop making these. not only for my entertainment, but for the sake of archiving internet events that will get lost in the ether of lightspeed culture that is modern media.

If I was dating someone who put ketchup on the counter and asked me to clean it up. I would dip my thumb in the ketchup, smear it across their forehead, and say, “Simba, everything the vinegar touches is yours. To become the ruler of this kingdom, you must clean on your own. Have faith, Simba, I believe in you.” And walk away. And if someone threw me an orange to peel for them while holding a camera, I’d take a knife, cut the orange into small wedges, cut some other fruit, put them in a bowl with some whipped cream, and hand it back to them.

Megan actually DID respond. She posted a screenshot from the anime Tokyo Ghoul to her story, it's an 'if you know, you know' type of thing.

i truly can't believe they're just doing google glass again. like. all apple learned from that disaster was "it failed because it was only a LITTLE obnoxious, we can do better"

I came across your channel yesterday. I subscribed immediately, and I've been binge watching since. This 61 yr old Nana loves your style!

"but mitski's playing in the background so it must be cool!" real

My phone went into power saving mode and muted my headphones right as they said "and the idiot award goes to-" and I just listened to 2 minutes of silence before I realized it wasn't part of the joke 🤣🤣🤣

People really need to stop worshipping celebs and giving them free passes for their bad behaviour.

Anyone gonna comment on 11:05 when bro just bites into that orange (peel and all) like it's a freaking apple? lol

My uncle has worked in Apple for years and he got his hands on the Apple Vision Pro early, hearing him talk about it was legit giving me ready player one flash backs 😬

“With people who confuse crazed consumerism with having a personality” 😭😭 As someone in high school who’s constantly surrounded by Stanley girls this is so accurate

The clip of the woman handing an orange to her boyfriend and then he just takes a bite out of it, peel and all. Is gonna haunt me for a bit, ngl.

10:56 that video playing in the background is actually so funny. The girl messes up originally with her words and said "I feel like an orange" and the boyfriend becomes absolutely intrigued by how she can "feel like an orange." It was funny lol

“The worst like to dislike ratio I’ve seen on a music video” Jojo Siwa: “We can do better than that’

I, admittedly, used to go to bat for Nicki. And then I found out that her brother is a convicted pdf file and she openly defends him (and others like him!) To find out that she’s still defending and spitting vile harmful behaviour is not surprising in the slightest, but still disgusting.

People are fighting over Stanley Cups vs Hydro flasks when really the best one is the sippy cup 1. It's the OG 2. u can get a little strap so u can carry it around like a purse. 3. You can chew on the straw and not break ur teeth 4. U can have it with u in the bed without worrying of it spilling SIPPY CUPS MATTER TOO 👇💀

8:32 SIR PENTIOUS IS THAT YOU???????

. . . Goddamnit, that Funky Frog decoration really IS absolutely adorable . . . I've avoided that damn dragon game so far from other content creators' dragons, but that frog is just getting me . . . I'm gonna end up getting this damn game just for that frog by the end of the day, aren't I.

I also watched that exact video when i cosplayed Beetlejuice, cause he has a tie. Very useful, 10/10 wouos recommend

I’m a narcotics-challenged person in recovery, and that phrase made my day 😂

THE BACK SHOTS CENSORSHIP WAS CRAAAZYY

4:43 **jumps through wall** full cover when?

WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCY. Look it up. That's what the original ketchup video is about. The man isn't stupid... He's using weaponized incompetency.

My only opinion about Taylor wanting to stop her locations being posted, is that her fans are rabid enough to swarm places if she is there. Like for real they swarmed a wedding she went to as a guest 😭😭😭

10:30 this guy wiping the ketchup and then throwing the dirty towel back on the counter *ketchup side down* gave me a fucking aneurysm

your tie tying skills are impeccable. cheers to the 11 yr old kid 🥂

As an aviation enthusiast, I can say that there are MANY plane tracking apps with a lot of information on them. They dont have any passenger lists so I dont know how those people knew who was on the plane. Airlines are not allowed to give out passenger lists

7:50 not me thinking, his actual name was "Jacks weannie" until I saw it wrote out. X')

12:43 Genuinely had me thinking about the last time I watched a 3D movie.

as a poetry obsessed person - i feel a need to add that tiktok ruined the orange symbolism. it comes from a poem about two friends caring for one another. one of them explains that her friend struggles to peel oranges neatly and always gets the juice everywhere and its messy so her friend suggests that she will peel them nicely for her. and then it ends with "i hope becky never learns how to peel oranges" because its a nice act of service she can do for her friend. the whole thing is about loving, yes technically someone willing to peel an orange for you...but they ran it into the ground so bad its terrible. no it doesnt mean your boyfriend is stupid because he cant peel an orange nicely. that was not the point to begin with

my sister accidentally took someone's stanley cup mistaking it for her 'stanley dupe' and one of her friends lied saying it was hers. my sister asked what color it was and she immediately admitted to lying 💀 i feel like the stanley cup craze has died down a bit but it's such an interesting and ridiculous topic that deserves to sit on the same shelf as sephora ten year olds

9:15 wtf bro

The transition into your ad promotion at the end was absolutely legendary 😂😂😂

Never thought i'd be called a good boy through an internet report by Funky Frog Bait, but here I am

The pomegranite thing was actually originally symbolism about cannibalism, but yes eventually people who aren't as inclined to look into the meanings of things got a hold of pomegranates and turned it into, as you said "man big strong, women careful and kind"

Funky frog you are a national treasure, please don't ever change.

You are absolutely killing it. You deserve all the praise for your hilarious yet pertinent content. Absolutely deserve those subs. Keep rocking it, Froggy!

Of course people think the stanely cups are toxic. ITS NAME IS STANLEY

A good tip, you can loosen the tie enough to slip your head out of it with out undoing the knot. Just make sure the "tail" of the tie doesn't slip out of the knot and you should be golden to keep it done for the next time you need it~

4:16 you censored so much that I did understand nothing

you’re my favorite person to listen to. thank you for being a source of joy for me this past couple of months.

The only news sources I've read over the past 10 years: Club Penguin news and this

if i asked my boyfriend if he would cut up an apple or peel an orange for me, 9 times out of 10 he would say "of course baby 😊" but if he watched me intentionally squirt ketchup all over our counter and then ask him to clean it up for me i'd get the quickest "absolutely not wtf" in the world which is.... beyond fair lol

the way you deliver content scratches my brain in the right way, thank you for being a youtuber!!!

13:13 everyday we are one step closer to Ready Player One and that is horrifying

The tie thing is so real, I don’t think people ever ACTUALLY learn how to do it and if someone says they know how they’re lying

mewing rn watching funkyfrogbait

Woah ur voice is the only voice I can listen to for hours and not get bored/tierd

"or more, if youve been a good boy" WOAH THERE BUCKAROO I HAVE ENOUGH RU-vidRS TO SIMP OVER

Ah, FunkyFrogBait. Simultaneously restoring my will to live and destroying my faith in my fellow humans. Good shit.

The funny thing is that a lot of those bamboo fibre "reusable" travel mugs that have been around for years are also toxic. The resin contains formaldehyde (yes, the same toxic chemical used in embalming fluid) , and once that begins to seep out... yikes.

The only reason that anyone would be so defensive (and seemingly in denial) about family being found in Megan's law.. is that they aren't trying to remember that part of their life

funky you are my new news source

I mean I'm way too lazy to clean cups so I just cup my hands under the faucet like a real life gremlin. Never knew my depression was good for something, thank you for protecting me from potential lead poisoning, depression! ❤

"Snow Crash", the first ever cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson, predicted this exact product. They don't go down well in the novel either...

11:47 Nice use of that sequence of "the life of Brian" (I'm not a native English speaker. Please correct me on my grammar mistakes).

Your delivery always makes me chuckle. Keep being you ❤

Ryan did a video where he spent 50 hours in the apple vision pro and his review was "pretty cool, though I felt like I missed out on things that just happened and was there for. Also no suitable to drive in or do anything that requires reaction time"

5:36 That ‘Brr’ was SHARP good job

Every time I see anything containing the word "Stanley", I automatically mentally say it in the cosmonaut Valentina's "voice" that Emily uses in Mythical Kitchen when she's talking about Stanley Kubrick and the "faking of the moon landing". "STAN-lee COO-brick" just makes me laugh ridiculously.

comedy in this video is SO GOLDEN and your comedy is already so peak to me!

9:03 that is absolutely insane advice and an insane perspective!! I was a with a guy who was double almost triple(not fat) my body weight and 11 inches taller. The size thing wasn't what made me aware he could seriously hurt me if he wanted to. It was his outbursts of anger that made me realize if he snapped I was screwed. Bc not only was he a raging maniac but even if he wasn't angry he could still hurt me bad. It didn't make me feel safe it made me feel like I had to walk on eggshells. Meanwhile my dad who is my size and only 2 inches taller is train in martial arts and I've seen him take down guys bigger than my ex but you know what despite knowing that I've NEVER questioned or thought even subconsciously about how he could really hurt me. And I know he could but I can't even imagine it! But you know why it's not a thought in my mind?! Bc he's given me no reason to ever fear him!! if subconsciously she's realized she's could be hurt by you she's never gonna feel safe with you. Ever. Your size shouldn't make her feel safe or scared or a mix of both. It's your actions. She should always feel safe with you which will cause her to absolutely ignore and forget the point you can defend yourself with one hand tied behind your back. And thus probably hurt her. But you never would and wouldn't even give her a reason to think so- that's why it's not even a thought in her head. Even if you are hired assassin in real life she shouldn't never view you that way if you doing things right. Otherwise she fears you, she doesn't love you. She's not your partner then but your hostage. This is literally abuse this guy is describing. Just like when a guy punches a wall in a fight with you it's red flags for abuse and definitely intimidation bc what he's communicating is if he were just a little angrier that would be your head instead. If any one, male or female, is ever confronted with the fact that "hey this person I love could really hurt me if they wanted to" thats your sign to leave. Bc something they did gave you that impression that you could be in danger even if it's just subconsciously. And you should listen bc someone you love and who loves you truly will never do anything to make you feel or think they could hurt you.

THAT TARGET THAT GOT $2500 WORTH OF STANLEY CUPS STOLEN IS NEXT TO WHERE I LIVE LMAOOO. They caught her by the mall down the road from the target and all Stanley cups were returned (I talked with the employees about it hilarious shit)

This is amazing and more informative than most media. Please keep up this series - I think you are so funny ❤

the way i've been watching for a whole year, keep up the good content, love ya funky :D

“how to tie a tie" is so real 😭😭 literally watched that exact video like 5 months ago or smth

My mom did the orange peel trend on me, my sibling and my dad. We all said no bc we don’t even like oranges let alone the weird smell you get under your nails after, and she got super pissed (I was grounded)

This is my new favorite news channel ❤😂

Frankly if i asked my boyfriend to peel me an orange and he doesn’t want to it whatever i’d be chill with that because it’s his choice yk? i did ask him “if i ever asked you to peel an orange would you?” and he said “yes” and when i asked why his response was just “i love to do things to help you” i even asked like “okay but would you care your hands smell all orangey?” and he told me it’d be worth it.

The “back- 🔫🔫” part was absolutely hilarious 😭😭😭

At my MIDDLE SCHOOL, there was a bench with SEVEN Stanley's on it, each cup with a LuLu Lemon bag. I walked past my Algebra teacher and mentioned the cups, and she was throwing SHADE. She said, quote, "The table alone is worth $300"

Thank you for posting your amazing videos, your videos really help me get through some tough times ❤️

The world is slowly becoming ready player one and it’s terrifying

I used those swabs to find out my bathtub has lead exposed. Check your tubs if they aren't plastic!

I love the "Someone put me out of my misery" *Nervous Laughter* "Not Yet" lol

Another hit. OMG you are amazing.

Swiftie here! But I don't defend all of her actions, celebrities can be praised and admired for their talent, work (making differences in the music industry in her case). They shouldn't be worshipped for just being themselves, no one should be.

You need a very serious looking and slightly pretentious desk with a couple blank yet official looking papers to shuffle and pretend to read, along with a mug with a DROP DEAD HILARIOUS joke on it, a small cup of funky pens, and a few desk pets. An obviously fake city background and a weather report segment charting the absolute crapstorm that's rolling in and this would be the platinum grade of gold it already is. (A sincere journalist wannabe of a fan, and new subscriber ❤)

10:22 NOT BACKSHOTS LMAAAAAAOOOO

I really like this video and this series bc it reminds me of shows like Best Week Ever that used to condense the lame celebrity news people were gossiping about into a funny half hour so you’d know what people at school/work were referencing next week 😂 keep it up!

The suit + tie looks great ty for your service funkyfrogbait

I work with lead a lot for stained glass and soldering, when I was learning how to work with it I was told that the most dangerous aspect of lead was when it's consumed or if you wipe your eyes. So, using it in a drinking cup sounds like the worst possible idea.

"When's the last time you watched a 3-D movie?" Today, actually! Star Tours in Hollywood Studios uses a more old-school red/blue 3d effect. If that doesn't count, then Mickey's Philharmagic 2 days ago in Magic Kingdom.

Thanks for making my day a bit better, funkyfrogbait

👋🏽 This has nothing to do w/the video but I have to tell you how lovely your curls are. I’ve always thought your hair was nice but I didn’t realize how curly your hair is until it has gotten longer. I actually was very impressed a few videos ago when I noticed but idk if I mentioned anything bc that kind of thing can be taken not as intended nowadays but I thought it’d be nice to let you know. In any event, I appreciate your content very much. I haven’t been a subscriber all that long but I have to say your channel is a relief from the myriad of similar content that overrun RU-vid. You’re unique, smart, witty, it’s clear that you actually put effort into your channel and your passion for what you do isn’t overlooked. Keep up the amazing job 👍🏽

That Meg's father or whatever his name is will never win that case. The Judge will throw that out of the window because it's a waste of time....

9:50 the fact it literally shows you how to do this in paper towel ads makes this so much funnier

+1000 respect for your cheeky final plug on the sponsor. I genuinly gasped in awe😮

Thank you for the dedication to tie your tie ❤