Yt even flagged one of minecraft's video as "child friendly" when its just a bunch of teens or adults cosplaying as bloodless game characters The comments from that said video is gone from the new bs youtube made
I can imagine a child trying to do the hat thing. “Hey little dude, pets aren’t allowed.” “What pet?” “I see a dog under your baseball cap, don’t lie.” “It’s not a dog.” “Then what is it?” “Uhhh... Brain tumor.”
plot twist- there really isn’t a dog, it’s actually the beginning of a hive mind that would proceed to take over the planet in the following days... you should’ve let him in while you could.
That bunny in 3:22 is actually terrified. 1. You can see the white In his eyes and it's mostly black 2. You're not supposed to carry a bunny only by it's chest. You need to carry from under his feet so his feet are being held from your palm or fingers and you're other hand is under it's chest. I'm speaking via Experience since I owned a bunny for over 2 years. Anyway, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk
I don't think this needs to be said but it's the internet so who knows: do NOT bring small animals to movie theaters or in general anywhere unless you have to they don't deal with stress easily and could die or have their life span significantly shortened.
No animals at all, I'm a fucking human and even I get chest tightenings and booming headaches from fucking sitting there, animals hear way better than us so its no question they should never step food in a theatre
Airport security: We’re going to have to search your large metal brief case. Family: This briefcase is my lifestyle yoYoYoYoYo! *proceeds to get shot 37 times*
Funny enough, they also have a video on sneaking food through airport security. It’s not like anyone could actually try to do that with prohibited or dangerous substances... It’s a good thing that their tips are so bad, or they could be causing some serious issues.
@@cdubs1237 do u know Detroit: Become Human? There is a character in that game named Connor and he did something funny and it became a meme so I’m using that meme here as a joke.
@@hankjwimbleton4010 we're right underneath the brim of the amount of humans that this planet can support. Not necessarily standing up for omnicide, but once we go over that 8billion cap then we're just going to die off in the same manner as every other dominant species that came before us.
This man: Doesn’t have a crazy intro Doesn’t have an outro with “other videos” or his channel link Typically doesn’t have anything in his description Literally makes whatever video comes to his mind His videos literally follow the same format as an actual thought or idea. The real king of RU-vid
And has really funny jokes and doesn't say 'MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE BELL TO TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS' your right he is the king of RU-vid not subscriber wise but content wise
Yeah, you’re right about that and the last time the internet “took care” of someone, well let’s just say that this particular person’s mother did not understand what would happen to her daughter and her self. If you know, you know what I am saying😟
Guard: “Why do you have a gun” Me: “This guns my lifestyle yoyo” Guard: “Welcome, walk right in” News: “Today 18 people were shot in the movie theater”
They have channels in different languages and it's even worse there (at least the German one I can talk about) cause the texts sound even more poorly written due to the mediocre translation and the narrator's excitement is overall just so fake aaaah
it’s like being at the airport and the security guard is like, “Why do you need that duffel bag?” and you just go “ ThIs DuFfEl BaG iS mY LiFe YoYoyO!” And the guards like “understandable have a nice day”
@@redactedz6146 😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !
😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) ! ! ! !
I have 6 younger siblings. What you're saying is disturbingly true. My youngest brother is fully autistic and I'll walk by and he's on this iPad watching garbage like this, videos with 60% like ratios, and my youngest sister couldn't even pull her face from her phone during our own mother's funeral a few months ago. They're writing it off as if kids are too stupid to know any better, not realizing they're the ones making them stupid. They're just uneducated and _this_ is their education.
@M B depends how young. If they’re a toddler than it could be that they don’t comprehend what has actually happened. This happened in my family where my grandfather died and my youngest cousin didn’t realise what had actually happened until later
Requirements to be a modern parent: - Give youngest kid phone - Torture older kid for no damn reason - Feed youngest kid - Complain "parenting is hard" on Facebook Edit: Fixed a grammar error
I just imagine kids going around pretending they're pregnant and their parents gets immediately detained because some concerned passer-by called the cops
Officer: why is your child running around acting pregnant? Parents: he what? Kid: mommy I saw it on troom troom! Officer parent and everyone in the room: what? What the f-
my question is, why does that magician girl have a gorilla grip on that poor rabbit? her hand is like fully closed around it and its eyes are like popping out of its head. poor thing....
yea, you do not hold a rabbit like that, nor any other animal. Really inappropriate. Sadly people can not even tell them since videos directed to kids do not allow commenting.
There actually are security guards at my local movie theatre's that check tickets and check your backpack and stuff for anything you arent supposed to have. I live in Australia though
Your name and “mass murder” concerns me You have to understand you’re not the only golden boy on RU-vid who’s expressed this You’ve expressed it less out of the various golden boys I’m aware of, so that’s something
okay, so the duck one, where the women pretended to be pregnant. Wouldn't the ducks make noise? or am I just dumb? but consider it, they wouldn't be as quiet as a bunny or something else. Wouldn't they quack once or maybe just make a noise?? so, regardless of the way you put it..this "hack" or whatever it is, is almost impossible to succeeded.
Because that's what Troom Troom is... Because they think Kids are Dumb and they would follow this s#*t, 'cause children are easy to deceive with their wholesome trashy content.
So posing as an FBI agent and walking into a movie screening with your dog for free and casting literal magic that turns your cats into real women is within the realm of possibility?
I can actively feel my anxiety levels rising when the actual Troom Troom clips start playing for fear of embarrassment, and my IQ decreasing as the clips commit genocide on my brain cells.
fr everything about troom troom is the weirdest shit. if someone were to play a troom troom video within earshot of me i would cook whatever device they're on in an easy bake oven.
@@adamkollar2207 my brain cells depleting five thousand times faster than they already do because of the massive and unbearable amount of cringe produced by the first twenty seconds of a troom troom clip
@@erwins_arm You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being.
When I was a toddler, I was watching actual good kids shows like Little Eeinsteins, Veggietales, to name a few. But it's sad that toddlers NOW have to watch this....creation.
This is why I'm not giving my kids (if I ever have kids) a tablet or phone, I'm just going to get streaming services with kids shows instead, I used to watch teletubbies, Thomas, Barney, pocoyo. You know the best kids shows you could find in the 1990 to 2000, imo those are the best years of kids shows. I'm not letting RU-vid or RU-vid kids rot my childs brain with those really shitty nursery rhymes or toy role play. Like yes phones and tablets are the best thing that is part of our future now, but fuck I didn't get my own phone till I was 16 so my kids will be the same. And videogame wise from time to time honestly. But yeah it's easy to exploit kids these days and I can't imagine in the future for whenever I have kids.
Agreed, I remember seeing on the tv the series Code Lyoko, that cartoon was amazing and now children have to see this bullshit content Everytime I think about it... i just cant help but feel horrible about kids seeing this kind of stuff
as a parent of a 2 year old who doesn't let my kid watch RU-vid and stuff for the most part and I'm glad you brought up the true sadness of parents just plopping their kids in front of a screen and destroying their (mightve spelled that wrong) imagination and connection with themselves. what you said is true and it's really sad and it seems to be happening more and more with younger and younger kids so I like u had the balls to say something about it and acknowledging it's a problem
"No movie theatre is like this". Well then here is a pro-tip: don't get a time machine and visit a New Zealand picture theatre in the 90s. There was always a check point where they would harass you like the Gestapo to stop you from bringing in food and drinks from outside the cinema. They would even come in and shine torches down the aisles to check on you while the trailers ran, got to make people buy the food at the kiosk that is 5x the normal price somehow.
Yaaaah! It was like that in the UK until the early 2010s! Looking in bags and coats but the only thing they would stop you bringing in is hot food! Oh kittens and hamsters! Everyone was seeking in their class pets...🙃😑
@@elontusk8018 In cities where different theater chains have to compete with each other, they've stopped doing that in recent years - as it turns out, harassing your patrons causes bad word-of-mouth to spread. I have personally seen floor managers offering free tickets to angry customers to stop them from making a scene at the concessions area.
When you go vegan you're taking a stance against animal cruelty by not supporting animal suffering with your money, actions, and diet. Humans are at optimal health without meat. Be vegan and save animals!🌱💚 DM me for vegan help!!
If you wouldn't eat a dog or cat then you shouldn't be eating cows, chickens, and pigs. Real animal lovers are vegan and all animal want to live free of harm. Contact me for vegan help and information. 💚🌱!
Humans don't need to eat animals to thrive! When you go vegan, you're taking a stance against animal cruelty. Go vegan for animal rights, animals are not ours to exploit for food, clothes, experiments, or entertainment. Be vegan💚🌱!
When My sister who got pregnant at 17 (now 21) I was kinda worried for the kid but bc I thought she would end up doing what most new parents do nowadays and just let the kid grow up through the internet but god damn was I wrong! That kid is the most respectful 3 year old I have ever seen! I babysat him for about two years and I still babysit him every now and then so I helped out a lot with teaching him but I find it so crazy how he acts compared to other kids his age. He sais thank you for everything and he cares for whatever animal he sees and and when anyone sais thank you to him he sais you’re welcome and he doesn’t play fight unless you want him too and even tho he has a tablet with RU-vid kids on it he only carry’s it around for looks bc he barely ever pays any attention to it. The only time he is on his tablet is when he is eating at the table or when it’s bed time it’s freaking crazy!
@@largeboi4678. The commenter is his Kenobi, while starting off with a bright future eventually the child will become addicted to electronics and the uncle will have to delete his TikTok account while they’re battling on Mustafar.
@@fbiagent5616 YOU'RE GOING TO THE SLAMMER FOR IMPERSONATING THE FBI what kind of ego do you have to impersonate an fbi agent after charlie says it's not allowed
