TROPICO 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Prison Only Challenge Is Broken 

Yes spiff but an island where everyone is in jail already exists it's called Australia (stonks)

Just like Chile right now

wouldnt that make the rebels a majority thus makin spif a rebel?

@@davidhughes5125 Bold of you to assume Australia makes money.

@@KillinTime2792 Bold of you to assume Australia even exists

Plays sim city: builds a dictatorship

@@calumrobertson2561 Well, that is just playing sim city normally.

Fantastic

@@thespiffingbrit Just like never drinking tea while watching your videos makes perfect sense :D

Plays Sims: Becomes a serial killer.

Yep that's Spiff

This comment is underrated. It also illustrates how perfectly balanced Spiff likes to play games.

Dont forget skyrim, a game with no modern technology Spiff adds guns Meanwhile sheggy in fallout new vegas punches everything to death

Don’t ask it just makes sense it’s just. WorkS

What if Spiff made a prison but assumed it was on Tropico...?

So you only had to stay a weekend?

I find it so weird why they feel the need to cuff you. I mean you are a safe enough individual to be out in society moments prior, and you are law abiding enough to turn yourself in. As if someone would go through the hassle of turning themselves in to suddenly become violent...

Canada 2022:

And don't forget to pay those 156 toll booths on your way to work next time!

Disregard bitches, acquire currency.

Sounds like America

American justice in a nutshell

The game should be called Americo

Or USA, to be fair.

@@samiraperi467 well yeah but American revolution and Australia is a better place and is close to India so can't blane Britain for making Australia a prison colony I see absolutely no problems with that yep totally understandable

Spiffing Brit meets Call me Kevin

@@thespiffingbrit ah, good, you're finally awake...

More like soviet russia lmao.

The child labor option in Frostpunk: *Laughs labourously(?)*

The usual RU-vid Viewer: heavily sweats

Education is important kids, it keeps you from going to the gulag.

@Ang Sern It did not help the German children getting gangraped in Berlin during and after ww2 did it? Good old communism.

@@oyvey304 You must be fun at parties.

@JoelJames2 You must be late for parties.

That's sort of the mirror image of real life, where more well to do and well educated were sent to gulags, so yeah ​ Ang Serns point is pretty invalid. Would be more accurate to say, just stay dumb, poor and praise anyone in power to keep yourself from a all expenses paid trip to Gulag.

at least there aren't poisonous spiders and biological figher jets around the place. plus there hasn't been two trillion fires so this is ultra australia

an anomally Australia light

an anomally WOW ur actually gonna say that

@@theplaylistcollector2910 its hyperbole

Bonus points for the prison being on fire

I studied for two years in business...and the Business Law book weighed more than the rest of my college books😂😭 *so* *much* *info*

@@LordWyatt Took a Intro to Biz Law myself years ago. Dropped class but kept book and for a while used it as a step stool.

Give tropico 3 or 4 a try, you learn harsh truths like 'religious people just arnt numerous enough to riot' or 'now i have a high school, noone wants to do farming!'

@@Davesoft This is a cities skylines problem as well. Now that i have education, even as small as elementary schools, nobody wants to work in the industry

@Shrimp Lord Hehe, I think the "please demolish all pubs" mission is a wink to the user that these """"requests"""" can be refused without a problem, since the vicar who brings the mission is clearly an acoholic :D

I was hoping he would

I don't think he saw the references tho, sad boi hours tbh

RT = Our Tea. How could he not?

@@ObliteOath rt is irish and we all know how ireland and britan get along

Not only did he pick RT´s map he just flexed on it

Watch a few episodes of cops and tell me they don’t deserve it

BuckingFuffalos69 nani?

China: I told you guy it work

@@BuckingFuffalos69 yeah but like there are people serving life sentences for dealing a narcotic that is legal in other states

America: Yes, we've been doing this for 2 centuries now.

The FBI no, but the local cops, absolutely.

would be especially worrying since i live in england

I imagine it would only be possible if you were unemployed which makes you deserving of arrest!

Can you imagine the FBI showing up and saying "our country's economy needs you" and they just straight up inject you with covid

It only sounds ridiculous because you grossly oversimplified the transaction, but you aren't that far from reality. More laws = more crime. More crime = more (for profit) prisons. More for profit prisons = more political lobbying. More political lobbying = more laws.

Raymond Biskner also also Spiff : Plays Arma, starts a monopoly on rolexes

Raymond: Copies a joke from above, changes some words and acts like OG The ones who did not get fooled: ???

@@UncleHam1337 this one makes more sense than the original i think

Favourite Comment, right here!

But they get a nice home in prison. Probably better than that old shack anyway.

No, the US government would hire him to repeal the 13th amendment.

Alex Warnke treason

True

Odd, I live in Romania and we do have Yorkshire Tea

I'm Swiss from the French-speaking part so does that count?

Kinda edgy ngl

@@cammy649 He's not wrong though...

yes unfortunately in the 80s mainly, for some reason the US govt allowed private companies to make a prison and be paid a tax give out per prisoner held, not only that but then allow them to profit in other ways as well which is completely ridiculous, essentially its the same problem that the Media has here, where they are paid a tax grant to run the business and pay employees to be a Public News Source, but then they are allowed to get money through advertisers and other means, which is actually the opposite of how it was setup and supposed to work, i have no idea why they let this happen or why we the people allow it to keep happening.

this is where we are supposed to keep govt and public services separate from business, which is a big part of capitalism cuz govt should only regulate and put restrictions on business to make sure all big and small business works on equal fields, and public service businesses run with the money they get from taxes and it pays everyone but theres no "profit" to be made, if there was it would just go right back to the tax pool the citizens pay for said services. (whats supposed to be the Federal Reserve but thats an already completely F'd system now lol) but now they just take in as many people as possible to gain as much tax grant money as possible while milking any other system as well, like food, rehab programs etc. just like the main stream media say F facts, lets do the bad or racially charged stories that get ppl angry, now that capitalism and the democracy has already been broken since the 70s-80s mainly theres no direct method for the ppl to impact those systems. so come on america lol, lets start thinking and stop acting like things are out of our control, especially when we like to act like we get to choose things and our country is a solid reflection of our people cuz of voting, so we need to remember how these systems were supposed to work and keep the country an accurate representation of its population, then we will finally see how they are now broken and need to be fixed / adjusted, before it ends up socialism.

The current US prison system is a lot like the former Roman way of collecting taxes: they (Rome and america) sale the rights to a pacific job (for Rome collecting taxes and for the US selling the right of imprisonment) and then collecting the proceeds.

Shhhhhh we do not talk about them

@@Emma_7567 we do when it's a joke at their expense. :P

ask hong kong in a few years

*angry American noises intensify*

Or the NBA.

@@thespiffingbrit that is cute as heck

@@thespiffingbrit I heard it stood for "Rocking turtles"

@@thespiffingbrit @rtgames

@@thespiffingbrit Oh this is lush.

The Spiffing Brit RT wants to bury that in the past. We will not be silenced.

ouch right in my free-dumbs.

@@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856 Now now, you're either with us or against us. Or dodging drones. Or spreading misinformation. El Presidente Brandon is watching...

TBH my first thought is Australia since it was originally planned as a penal colony. But I'm also an American so I think I'm contractually obligated to not know that information since it pertains to another country.

Yeah america has the highest incarceration rate of there own people of all time kind of wild.

@@TotallyCluelessGamer I think the US has 20% or more of the worlds prison population.

Nah Americas helping

but I don't understand that didn't happen. confused china noises

3,000 to 8,000 civilians killed approx

Oh, you mean that place where [NOTHING HAPPENED] {POST ALLOWED BY THE CHINESE REPUBLIC OF THE PEOPLE}

Jacob Tyler It describes ALL criminal justice systems.

@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster ​What are they going to do, kidnap him off a boat and railroad him into convict labor? Oh, wait. Uh, Spiff old buddy, may want to hold off on that cruise.

@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster god forbid someone call BS on a BS statement.

@Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster of course they make profit, the inmates either work and generate revenue to pay the expenses, or the whole population has to suffer again because of the criminal by paying for prisons.

@@metalhev3989 Look, 1/4th of ALL prisoners of the world are in the USA, no other country makes money on imprisoning people. Only Americans do, for everyone else criminals and inmates are a liability (and any other country is doing everything it can to make people not go to prison) , for American judicial system having as many inmates as possible is the goal. Prisons have LITERAL QUOTAS to fill. It's just a business which uses human life as currency, other guy comparing it to actual slavery is right.

*glances at current US events* cough...

@@suburban-mech2107 dude get yourself checked, you're coughing.

Nah the US isn’t that pro freedom all things considered

But would you not just surrender the day after you declared war

@@gufosufo337 You forgot the part where we steal all the tea! AND GAIN ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!

@@gufosufo337 IDK man the GIGN (french counter-Terrorist force) are pretty good. I think they only lose 1 or 5 members a year and always capture their targets alive

That's the Reverend Dr. Lord Sir Spiff to you.

Sorry I don't speak gay

Well... Everyone that mattered at least

Yeah, the people who can vote.

"As long as we only count El Presidente as a human being, everything is perfectly fine."

Literally El Presidente, Penultimo, and the Pirates

El Presidente and that one dude just vibing while the rest of the island is on fire, shooting rebels, or in prison for existing

Explains how he got the trees

Especially the corrupt police station kidnapping citizens 😬

Hahahahha

Now it just needs violent minorities

Former Soviet Russia liked that

Blizzard Entertainment liked that

Careful there you can't just say things like that

*Australia joins the chat*

*Alcatraz has joined the chat*

@China: _Eyes Hong Kong with suspicious intent_

December 30, 1922: *Soviet Russia has joined the chat* December 26, 1991: *Soviet Russia has left the chat*

@@MultiNaruto900 neyet

That's pretty much it! Spot on, mate.

Yeah

You mean: *the US school system!*

Look up the polish tk-3.

@@trevorsmith470 it even has only 2 of 4 letters

Well, the Russians sure ended up with a lot of those... that's what happens when you field Soviet equipment over 30 years after it was cutting edge!

It's a human rights violation if they are not counted as humans

ok boomer

China is asshoe

@@Lin-De that doesn't even make sense in this context

You mean the American government?

Kesshin o So.....you think the US government is worse than China. I mean, I’ll be breaking Chinese law in this comment when I say Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh. If I lived in China, I’d be fucked for saying that. Fuck China.

Est ce que c'est ce qu'on appel de l'humour anglais ?

Are you saying you surrendered to the taste?

@@sbritton1313 I see what you did there ;)

Coffee stinks and yorkshire tea is too bitter, even with 32,3 litres of milk

Well the importation fees from America are too expensive (85.92 €) per sugar gram, so its slightly overbudget, so get your (perfectly balanced and totally hum... fine according to the Geneva convention ) workers to make sugar costing less than 500€ a box ( roughly 50 grams of sugar) : )

Damn. Justin's fast

Wait, you’re not dead?

He’s the male tourist I believe

Thank you for telling me this. "I hate skinny women"

@Goat what does he whine about ?

*China will remember that*

Sir, what you are saying Sounds nice...... But this would COST money and wouldn't GENERATE money. And we are still playing Humankind with Moral on -100% and egoism on max +100%, so I am afraid to tell you, your logical, moralic and plausibel thinking will never happen.

I got into it for the Cold War shenanigans, but tbh it's way more fun to be a sadistic despot than to be a filthy commie doing my best to provide for my people. Although I just like the resource management gameplay tbh. It's like a city builder meets a colony sim.

@@katanah3195 basically a City Builder after it took a sip of Jasmine Lean

Brexit is terrorism

Oi, you got a license for that toe-nail clipper? Off to the prison colony!

you got a license for askin' people if they've got a license? come along with us, sunshine.

@@Wowthatsfail lol how?

yep the porn block definatly proves that

DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD

Why Ireland Scotland Australia and literally everything that was owned by the United Kingdom is better

@@thatonenon-uniqueindividual Oh yes, stupid Americans being arrested for silly things haha. What was that officer, I'm arrested for making a mean tweet? Very good sir, perfectly reasonable, freedom of speech is silly anyway!

@@duncanconnolly5379 ok boomer

@@darkswatm1890 Which part of that tiny thing you call a brain associated freedom of speech with being a boomer?

@@vikingraven4758 It's the standard reply made by braindead idiots who are unable to reply in an intelligent way.

Maybe it's the MLB baseball pitcher

You should be able to make it illegal to be unemployed in this game, so that unemployed people will automatically get arrested.

Reagan: *laughs in neoliberalism*