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True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs 

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Cuz the ocean is weird.
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CREDITS:
written and voiced by Ze Frank
Special thanks to Soledad Callo and David Young at Victoria High for the veliger footage that were mistakenly attributed to Dr. Page. Very sorry for the mix up! See the original footage here: • Veliger Larvae of the ...
thanks to Patreon supporter Sydney Brown for the Pikachu Swiffer line that she left in a comment. Join the community! It's fun!
Hal Brindley: travel4wildlife.com
Hal has an amazing vid of a botfly on his channel... sooooo gross.
/ @travel4wildlife
Dr. Jeffrey Goddard: Marine Science Institute, UCSB; Midland School
William Goddard: Midland School
Dr. Goddard and his son were very generous with their time and footage! Gave me some great notes so I didn't get my facts bungled!
msi.ucsb.edu
Dr. Jamie Seymour: Tropical Australian Stinger
Research Unit (TASRU)
Dr. Seymour has captured some of the most remarkable footage of nematocysts firing I have ever seen. Ptowwww.
Bocas Del Toro Research Station

Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute
Thank you to the Smithsonian and to Dr. Maria Pia Miglietta for the wonderful image of the unexploded nematocyst.
Dr. Louise Page :
University of Victoria
Dr. Page's footage of the veligers (Melibe) were a lifesaver. I wish I had more time to spend on their fantastic lifecycle.
Dr. Leslie S Babonis
: Whitney Laboratory for Marine
Bioscience
Dr.Babonis has the coolest job. Firing lasers to trigger nematocyst firing!
Phil Lemley
• Rainbow Nudibranch (De...
Phil was so generous to allow me the use of his attacking rainbow nudi...yeah the proctologist...
Dr. Marta Pola Perez
(CIBC-UAM)
Universidad Autónoma de Madrid
Dr.Perez has looked at the possibility of self fertilization in Nudis - and you never know!
Costasiella footage courtesy of David Palfrey/Hydra Productions Film, Photo and Training, Indonesia
www.hydraproductions.com @hydra.underwater
David let me use his Shaun the Sheep slug footage, which is really some of the best footage I have seen of this cute slug.
WetTraveler
: / wettraveler
Pinneng was kind enough to share his Pikachu footage... Quick attack! Electric Shock!
Elyse Messick captured nematocysts firing as a student and I tracked her down on linked in!
Thank you to the following photographers that uploaded their work on Flickr with commercial licenses! A huge help to people like me:
Greg Schechter: www.flickr.com/photos/gregthe...
NOAA: www.flickr.com/photos/noaapho...
Chika Watanabe : www.flickr.com/photos/chikawa...
Kris-Mikael Krister : www.flickr.com/photos/1488358...
Christian Gloor : www.flickr.com/photos/christi...
Additional Footage from ShutterStock and Envato Elements
Music by Tom Moore: / querflote

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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@mickjackson2912
@mickjackson2912 4 года назад
It's like David attenbrough and Morgan freeman had a child who became a stand up zoology comedian
@madyjules06
@madyjules06 4 года назад
That’s perfect
@randomdragon2589
@randomdragon2589 4 года назад
That probably describes it.
@DavidSmith-id9ng
@DavidSmith-id9ng 3 года назад
Well said 😂
@I_Art_Laughing
@I_Art_Laughing 3 года назад
Bebee
@extralargemcfries9891
@extralargemcfries9891 3 года назад
Almost like a huggbees that says actual animal facts
@yerghaizverot6441
@yerghaizverot6441 4 года назад
"Every time you ask 'Why?', evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat." You are a genius, sir
@mr.campwell3655
@mr.campwell3655 4 года назад
I had to rewind the video I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the next part .
@bryndlvlls
@bryndlvlls 4 года назад
what does that mean? 🤔
@glenm99
@glenm99 4 года назад
@@bryndlvlls Look it up! (I did, and was rewarded with knowledge.)
@afonsoalmada6945
@afonsoalmada6945 4 года назад
I didn't understand that joke
@mahdimustafa1104
@mahdimustafa1104 4 года назад
@@glenm99 please kind sir/ma'am if u could kindly explain it to this dum dum of a human 😓
@jdd3786
@jdd3786 2 года назад
"They can only see light and dark, so the nudibranch will never be able to appreciate the beauty of its own decoration". That made me think of Beethoven not being able to hear his own compositions.
@deannatroy8113
@deannatroy8113 8 месяцев назад
Beethoven could hear. He used to band the notes of the piano with a hammer so he could hear them.
@sauceyeti4381
@sauceyeti4381 2 года назад
We caught a Spanish Dancer at the beach yesterday, I still don't know how it got passed the tight netting which prevented fish from entering the swimming area, but it was there and we caught it. It was the most vibrant critter I've ever laid my eyes and hands-on. We figured that if anybody else saw it, they'd immediately report it to the lifeguards there who were notoriously unforgiving to any fish that slips through that safety net, let alone a rarely seen wild sea slug. So I swam as far as the nettings would go and gently tossed the lil' guy out to freedom...
@pinkcupcake4717
@pinkcupcake4717 Год назад
You are a gentle soul. When the Great Slug Uprising comes, your kindness will be remembered.
@108chaitea
@108chaitea Год назад
aww, yay! thank you for saving the sea bunnies.
@wetsockfullofhotmeat
@wetsockfullofhotmeat Год назад
Now that Spanish Dancer is telling all his friends how he got abducted by aliens, lol
@moatrboat
@moatrboat Год назад
thank you for putting it back
@seabasswallyworld
@seabasswallyworld Год назад
The fuck kind of government does that to its beaches? People need to realize that the ocean can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, or are acting like a moron. We need to stop punishing the animals that are just doing what they've been doing for millions of years. It's not our ocean.
@GlassCastle143
@GlassCastle143 4 года назад
“ You see these cows?. . . I tricked you, they’re not cows, they’re nudibranchs.”
@mysryuza
@mysryuza 4 года назад
He had an opportunity to call them "Moo-dibranchs"
@evawambani7992
@evawambani7992 4 года назад
@@mysryuza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Vic_Lit344
@Vic_Lit344 4 года назад
@@mysryuza lost chance
@missxmettastars5740
@missxmettastars5740 4 года назад
XD
@saritace2228
@saritace2228 4 года назад
Damn I couldn’t tell the difference.. they looked too alike. 😔
@matthewwiegert6999
@matthewwiegert6999 4 года назад
Zefrank went from killing the RU-vid game to MIA and then straight back to killing the RU-vid game. And that is how a Frank do.
@marcelineingot9359
@marcelineingot9359 4 года назад
Idk about you but it would take me months to make a ten minute video like this and still wouldn't be anywhere close to being this funny.
@jessicaboone3410
@jessicaboone3410 4 года назад
Matthew Wiegert underrated comment
@MILOPETIT
@MILOPETIT 4 года назад
Also Frank made cat food commercials that made me both laugh and cry. Because this is how zefrank do
@russellchen4923
@russellchen4923 4 года назад
Z frank went from... and that is how A Frank do?
@goshofmischief
@goshofmischief 4 года назад
I know a Frank. God damn he was awesome.
@craven5328
@craven5328 Год назад
The simile "like a proctologist losing their wedding ring..." killed me lol
@ceaslug9791
@ceaslug9791 2 года назад
If full length documentaries had this many jokes with such a calm voice I would absolutely spend upwards of $50 per movie to watch them.
@MoultrieGeek
@MoultrieGeek 2 года назад
Yup
@N1M2077
@N1M2077 Год назад
non binary hahaha
@sleepycat6120
@sleepycat6120 Год назад
Or not pay, watch on RU-vid, and allow the ad revenue make these content creators very well off. Win Win.
@NA-AN
@NA-AN Год назад
@@sleepycat6120 There is not a lot of ad revenue per viewer. I think the ratio is like a dollar per 100 or 1,000 views or something.
@joyoffangsfurandcuteness3140
Me too!
@yukeenakamura1398
@yukeenakamura1398 3 года назад
“Every time you ask why, evolution either adds or removes a nipple from a cat” Was literally drinking water as he said that and now I have a floor to clean
@spencerhenstrom9344
@spencerhenstrom9344 3 года назад
Was literally reading this comment as I heard that
@psychgamer_2052
@psychgamer_2052 3 года назад
Noooo, not my nipples!
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 3 года назад
WHY?!
@karenholland330
@karenholland330 3 года назад
It coulda been worse... at least it was only water!
@Yahirplaysminecraft
@Yahirplaysminecraft 3 года назад
I love this quote so much
@alewiina
@alewiina 4 года назад
"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back, inspecting his garden" That is the perfect description of that nudie, I'm very impressed haha
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 года назад
That part was spot on 😂😂😂
@thedotintheletteri
@thedotintheletteri 4 года назад
Could I potentially get a time stamp for this lovely quote?
@rosurinplayz
@rosurinplayz 4 года назад
“You better stop or I will as-salt you”
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@kathesnobbycat4586
@kathesnobbycat4586 3 года назад
i really laughed my nudibranch butt when he said it
@sithlordhibiscus9936
@sithlordhibiscus9936 Год назад
Please do one on the horrid things known was Coconut Crabs. They probably ate Amelia Earhart and look like face-huggers who wanted to be more colourful.
@chinghamburger2200
@chinghamburger2200 Год назад
Colourful face hugger crabs. They are huuuge and I want one as a pet
@eetuthereindeer6671
@eetuthereindeer6671 Год назад
No need to be afraid of them thought. They only eat you if you straight up let them
@juannaym8488
@juannaym8488 Год назад
@@eetuthereindeer6671 that kinda applies to anything that wants to eat you
@eetuthereindeer6671
@eetuthereindeer6671 Год назад
@@juannaym8488 im sorry but... no it doesn't
@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090
I don’t think that bears need your consent to eat you
@leslieh4899
@leslieh4899 Год назад
Wonderful presentation! I am on a journey to draw and paint all 3,000 known varieties! This made me laugh so much! I was SCUBA. Certified in 1975 in La Jolla and my favorite life form is still the nudibranch!
@jpegwarrior5431
@jpegwarrior5431 3 года назад
"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back inspecting his garden." This narration is perfect.
@DakotaofRaptors
@DakotaofRaptors 3 года назад
Nice pfp
@nielgerona1812
@nielgerona1812 3 года назад
Though where is he looking or rather sensing
@coliedeekenzo
@coliedeekenzo 3 года назад
That was my favorite! 🤣
@somemoresomewhere1262
@somemoresomewhere1262 3 года назад
Or I will a-salt you?🤣
@ChaCha.44
@ChaCha.44 3 года назад
That line killed me 😆
@afrog2666
@afrog2666 4 года назад
"that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a Swiffer" If all narration was like this, everyone would know a lot more about nature xD
@danae5578
@danae5578 3 года назад
Truth...I learned so much. Lol
@deborahdanhauer8525
@deborahdanhauer8525 3 года назад
Just trying to imagine grading test papers of 8 year olds if they were taught this way. I'm pretty sure I would injure myself laughing.😊
@Juli414
@Juli414 3 года назад
@Alexander LeBlanc It's a brand of flathead sweeper, you wrap either one of their disposable cloths or a regular washcloth around the head.
@americanfool7712
@americanfool7712 3 года назад
Swifferchu! 😆
@Adam-bb4cc
@Adam-bb4cc 3 года назад
Or a Pikachu that got freaky with a Gastrodon.
@Youbarkimeow
@Youbarkimeow Год назад
The strikes like a proctologist loosing a wedding ring had me laughing so hard you're bonkers and I love it.
@Kaiserland111
@Kaiserland111 2 года назад
6:53 "Butt-smuggling hand grenades" is not a sentence I ever wanted to hear...
@tatsusama3192
@tatsusama3192 4 года назад
"Is this a male or a female Nudibranch?" "Yes. . ."
@davidpoole468
@davidpoole468 4 года назад
This footage must have been shot in Portland.
@spongebobsquarepants8403
@spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад
I saw these guys at rock bottom, I wonder if they could go into both bathrooms, which ever is the right bathroom...
@DrBillBushing
@DrBillBushing 4 года назад
They are hermaphrodites having both sex organs
@JeepusChrystler
@JeepusChrystler 4 года назад
@@DrBillBushing that'sthejoke.jpg
@mtbunny-yt
@mtbunny-yt 4 года назад
That’s my life xD
@NiaDoodle
@NiaDoodle 4 года назад
"You see these cows? I tricked you. They're not cows. They're nudibranchs."
@d.e.s4432
@d.e.s4432 4 года назад
I laughed out loud at this one.
@lumpialovers5580
@lumpialovers5580 4 года назад
Haha😂
@ksarp1281
@ksarp1281 4 года назад
Not gonna lie he got me
@NetherHyena
@NetherHyena 4 года назад
you must feel like a feal dumb dumb, man
@TheKiwiCache
@TheKiwiCache 4 года назад
Ha, what a nimkapoop, you fell for the simple prank of camouflage, it is April 1st so I guess you have been April Fooled
@trippiechris1852
@trippiechris1852 Год назад
Sneezing in outer space sounds like a deadly experience. Imagine sneezing with nothing in your lungs while in space. People break ribs like that normally lmao
@josephatencio1926
@josephatencio1926 Год назад
I cannot believe I have lived this long without knowing this man and his videos exist, this brought me more joy then I can explain haha
@BirdTalk13
@BirdTalk13 8 месяцев назад
That’s wonderful! ❤😊
@spudsoup72
@spudsoup72 3 года назад
I like to think that there's a university class somewhere that introduces each genus with a True Facts video.
@user-mindmeld
@user-mindmeld 3 года назад
My highschool bio teacher did
@thogthemighty7960
@thogthemighty7960 3 года назад
I take a lot of zoology classes, and I remember at least one professor did that. It was an epic moment for me, a long time fan. Edit: I checked my course slides and in my primatology class, the professor linked to the tarsier video in our lecture on tarsiers, saying “take a look at this RU-vid, which is a) a fantastic overview of tarsier characteristics, and b) just really funny and entertaining, and it’s probably more effective than you learning the material I’m about to present in the next seven slides”. Fun class.
@h2oblivious
@h2oblivious 3 года назад
Duuude, I hope so
@MokhtarAlZarei
@MokhtarAlZarei 3 года назад
❤️❤️❤️Ture
@AnarchyPenguin
@AnarchyPenguin 3 года назад
First time I saw a true facts video was the one on cephalopods in a University lecture
@Zeithri
@Zeithri 4 года назад
" _It strikes with the Vigor of a Proctologist who lost his wedding ring_ " I died.
@jeffffro7674
@jeffffro7674 4 года назад
That one put me on the floor! I was actually crying after watching this one it was so freakin hilarious!!
@dianerose8316
@dianerose8316 4 года назад
Almost spurt my coffee out my nose on that one. Too damn funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tiantanjungcell7137
@tiantanjungcell7137 4 года назад
At first i dont know what proctologist is so i search on google and i am both glad and regret it now while still laughing at this joke
@crazyoldhippieladyinthebib7357
@crazyoldhippieladyinthebib7357 4 года назад
Stay away from any procrologist w short fingers! Gynocologist also for that matter! Long thin nimble fingers are so important when in any orfice! Fat chubbies just have a hard time!
@blairbuskirk5460
@blairbuskirk5460 4 года назад
But why isn't the proctologist wearing gloves?
@rhiannablumberg4803
@rhiannablumberg4803 2 года назад
THE BEST narration of ANY educational videos and my heart is IN LOVE with this dude!
@ItsCaramelToffee
@ItsCaramelToffee Год назад
The auto-captions on this are great; it can't handle "gastropoda" so the video opens with "Susie is in the class guest reporter" which just adds to the surreal wonderfulness.
@CzarownicaMarta
@CzarownicaMarta 3 года назад
"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologyst who lost a wedding ring" lmao, sir you are crazy, please never change.
@ThefalleStrat
@ThefalleStrat 3 года назад
Yeah I really wondered why nobody wrote about that one it's hillarious
@plan42b
@plan42b 3 года назад
Right?! Dude cracked me up
@eggrollsoup
@eggrollsoup 3 года назад
yea that’s a good one loll
@jollyjelly304
@jollyjelly304 3 года назад
Am I too young to understand?
@moodialabdualjabar2121
@moodialabdualjabar2121 3 года назад
saw your comment right as he said it lol
@ScorpionStrike7
@ScorpionStrike7 4 года назад
Whenever he says “floppy floppy” and “fleshy fleshy”, I feel like my soul has been cleansed.
@jusded6803
@jusded6803 4 года назад
Yes
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE 4 года назад
"Floppy fleshy bits"
@charliespinoza1966
@charliespinoza1966 4 года назад
+
@angelserenade
@angelserenade 4 года назад
Also little BEBES
@Raevynwing
@Raevynwing 4 года назад
Agreed
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 6 дней назад
This is the single video responsible for my years long nudibranch obsession. This is one of my favorite videos on the entire internet and I genuinely cherish it. I cannot thank you enough, Ze Frank. 💕
@MrMinxie
@MrMinxie 2 года назад
Thanks for making science and specifically biology cool again. Who needs aliens from space when we have Nudibranchs and Cephelopods like Cuttlefish and Octopi?
@themadgamer1217
@themadgamer1217 3 года назад
“S c a r y c l o w n s a y s g o a w a y.” Dude, it’s past 1 AM here, don’t hit me with that kind of comedy. I’ll wake up my whole house.
@megareavermickeybot7985
@megareavermickeybot7985 3 года назад
it's 11:22 pm for me, but still try to keep it down man. or the scary clown will come over here......
@imoffendedthatyouareoffended
@imoffendedthatyouareoffended 3 года назад
@@megareavermickeybot7985 1:08 am and I know I should expect this by now but I was caught so off guard lmao
@kneecapsforlunch11
@kneecapsforlunch11 2 года назад
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@james3890
@james3890 2 года назад
Exact same time! Holy cow.
@harleyjune
@harleyjune 2 года назад
2:26am and glad I live alone, scary clown caught me off guard
@eomersimbajon2938
@eomersimbajon2938 4 года назад
Me: is this another type of slug? Zefrank: *yesn't*
@daniellewilson8527
@daniellewilson8527 4 года назад
Eomer Simbajon interestingly, what we cal, slugs evolved independently s few times from different groups of snails
@nomdon4231
@nomdon4231 4 года назад
Lol
@araeshkigal
@araeshkigal 4 года назад
Heh...technically this is another type of mollusk that is separate from both slugs (who never have a shell at any point in their life cycle) and snails (who have shells for their entire life cycle, and instantly die without them). As stated in the video, these guys are born with shells then get rid of said shells. However, because science is never settled and is actually inconsistent a.f., you will find all sorts of scholarly resources that still refer to these critters as "sea slugs."
@nomdon4231
@nomdon4231 4 года назад
@@araeshkigal that was so smart I lost some brain cells, maybe I'm dumb idk
@waskozoids
@waskozoids 4 года назад
somekind of snail that got freaky whit a slug
@josesuarez7484
@josesuarez7484 Год назад
"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell." 🤣🤣🤣
@tsekoletlala
@tsekoletlala Год назад
This has to be thee best video on Nudibranchs ever! "Why aren't our pants pockets shaped like gloves? There's mysteries in this world. Doesn't mean you are trying to self-fertilize, just some healthy curiosity."🤣🤣🤣
@timsullivan4566
@timsullivan4566 4 года назад
Most DIABOLICAL RU-vid Ad placement EVER: "And that is how the nudibrach..." [ad for an effing bank] "...do."
@cheshirekat3050
@cheshirekat3050 4 года назад
I got an ad for an online Christian university. I'm an Atheist. : /
@RKyle-wx6rp
@RKyle-wx6rp 4 года назад
I got the same timing on that last ad!!! I had to go back and watch it as a complete sentence
@psychogoreman198
@psychogoreman198 4 года назад
Cheshire Kat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MThomasB
@MThomasB 4 года назад
@@antoncarmoducchi6057 I want Zefrank to get paid for this. It is so funny.
@cuddleshobbies6642
@cuddleshobbies6642 4 года назад
It did that to you too?! I was so fucking pissed off
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 года назад
“It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring.” Never change Mr. ZeFrank, never stop being you.
@verfed
@verfed 4 года назад
Oh god, trying not to visuailize. Equally poetic and gross.
@Akaryusan
@Akaryusan 4 года назад
One fist proctologist
@samhaines8228
@samhaines8228 4 года назад
i needed this, a classic zefrank video, hilarious and educational
@FesterWerks
@FesterWerks 4 года назад
Best line ever
@professionalcommenter
@professionalcommenter 4 года назад
That was one of my favorite lines!
@dianequince8761
@dianequince8761 Год назад
Love your videos, I can learn and laugh at the same time! If I laugh too much, I have to go back to see what I missed. It's okay 😂😂😂😂
@MF-dz7cp
@MF-dz7cp Год назад
"if I had that kind of luggage, I'd pack it myself" 🤣
@LordDeathwing17
@LordDeathwing17 4 года назад
“This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell.” Be honest with me. How many take did you need before you could deliver that line with a straight face?
@cozyoni1425
@cozyoni1425 4 года назад
Now I know why Doomguy hates demons so much.
@juliaw3730
@juliaw3730 4 года назад
Who knows, maybe he didn't have a straight face while saying the line lol
@ColinFox
@ColinFox 4 года назад
That line made me laugh out loud
@thetyrianknight9114
@thetyrianknight9114 4 года назад
Probably only one or two, I did it pretty easy
@shackwove
@shackwove 4 года назад
I'm in public had to pause the video at that point couldn't handle myself anymore lmao
@Swampfox612
@Swampfox612 4 года назад
Sir David Attenborough: "Observe the nudibranch's magnificent movements." zefrank1: "WTF is that thing doing. is that even morally right?" Ah, there is balance in the universe.
@stuartyeo5354
@stuartyeo5354 4 года назад
It's similar to how all matter have antimatter counterparts
@awesomesauce754
@awesomesauce754 4 года назад
Almost symmetric. Super symmetric
@tessaskye5479
@tessaskye5479 2 года назад
I would honestly give up a limb to see them collab
@dadypubggaming8215
@dadypubggaming8215 10 месяцев назад
​@stuartyeo5354 E@6666666爸爸啊啊啊啊擦擦擦啊啊啊啊擦擦擦。
@lovewillwinnn
@lovewillwinnn 9 месяцев назад
I was thinking specifically about a more professional narrator / presenter of the same name when i saw your post. The intelligent-sounding ones in a documentary are preferable for some.
@LoveCaveDiving
@LoveCaveDiving 2 года назад
I saw my first nudibranch diving yesterday. I thought, lets get so info on them. Saw this video an darn near popped a gasket! The weird thing is I actually learned a lot. The BBC should hire this guy.
@CrownofMischief
@CrownofMischief Год назад
They did hire him for one of his older videos, I believe it was for the star-nosed mole
@lenasjoo4983
@lenasjoo4983 Год назад
I just discovered your videos when I looked for info about the Sand Bubbler Crab. I learned and cried my eyes out. They are just marvelous! Now I can stop watching them...one after the other. Thank you 🙏
@18deadmonkeys
@18deadmonkeys 4 года назад
There are too many quotable parts to put one in the comments.
@WillShakes423
@WillShakes423 4 года назад
I agree.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 года назад
So write an entire review, in your own words.
@WillShakes423
@WillShakes423 4 года назад
@@tarico4436 Has that ever been done before? If not, that would be cool.
@beef_master1336
@beef_master1336 4 года назад
"scary clown says"RUN AWAY"
@olive6942
@olive6942 4 года назад
which is why you should simply come up with an original thought instead of just writing something everyone already heard
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 года назад
“You thought they were cows. You must be like a real dum dum man.” Why yes.....yes I am.
@timsullivan4566
@timsullivan4566 4 года назад
Jen Tuesday - Lol - just lol!
@MsLeenite
@MsLeenite 4 года назад
I sort of knew they weren't cows, but I sort of hoped they were.
@jmace2424
@jmace2424 Год назад
Basically they have the Kirby powers of absorption.
@nortok00
@nortok00 Год назад
I just bought one of these guys for my tank which makes seeing this video show up on my YT wall kind of weird considering I have never done a search on them. Having said that I'm super glad it did show up because it was extremely informative but also hilariously funny! That's the way to teach things like this... With humour. I have to say this is one diverse and crazy group of creatures! Thanks for taking the time to make this video! 🤯🤣👍😁
@malcolmpayne3598
@malcolmpayne3598 4 года назад
"Every time you ask why, evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat."
@satan5677
@satan5677 3 года назад
20 years later: DOH WHAT IN THE HoLY f*cKsH*T IS THAT DEMON honey, thats our cat BUT WHY SO MANY NIPPLES WAIT ANOTHER NIPPLE JUST GREW
@thememers_dude
@thememers_dude 3 года назад
Look it up it true
@starling1226
@starling1226 4 года назад
I want him to read the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
@BrainGuy
@BrainGuy 4 года назад
Oh god, yes. I need that in my life now.
@harrisondance5220
@harrisondance5220 4 года назад
@Trev 110% need this. but which book? what about all of the five part trilogy? p.s lets get this comment high enough to warrant attention!
@Sarahshausofcrochet
@Sarahshausofcrochet 4 года назад
That’s an amazing idea!!!
@surihuna
@surihuna 4 года назад
I came here to say "oh god, yes!" but it's already been said. 😆
@psilosieni
@psilosieni 4 года назад
oh yes please, please yes pretty please! I'll do anything to get him to read it, absolutely fantastic idea!
@vadimazarov6604
@vadimazarov6604 Год назад
He made such funny sound effects I laughed from start to end! Lol that was very informative and useful explanations. Thanks a lot for the hard work input!
@kevinlutz5994
@kevinlutz5994 10 месяцев назад
Thank you to the photographers. Beautiful pictures. Ze Frank, thank you for the hilarious commentary.
@carolineyuen3247
@carolineyuen3247 4 года назад
“The nudibranch’s genitals are located near its head on the right side of its body...because of course they are”
@Rinsuki
@Rinsuki 4 года назад
Well land slugs are like that too. It is near their head and when they do their little slug dance their glowing genitals sometimes get stuck and they just break them off and regrow as well. Lol.
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 4 года назад
To be fair, ours are right next to our anus which (if I may steal from a great comedian) is like putting an amusement park next to a waste treatment plant. ...and for birds, it's even worse, because they can be in the same hole.
@raidenshat5206
@raidenshat5206 4 года назад
Piccolo?
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 4 года назад
@@dynamicworlds1 I think the bigger thing to note is that their mouth and our anus share a common ancestor. So their genitals and our genitals are near the same hole. We're related.
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 4 года назад
@@TheReaverOfDarkness interesting catch there.
@MM13Umland
@MM13Umland 4 года назад
The one looking like an old man, with his hands behind his back, looking down at his garden.... I laughed so hard. It looked exactly like that! 😂
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 4 года назад
5:40 *LOL*
@WhiteMadea
@WhiteMadea 4 года назад
Meghan Mueller same I snorted 😂😂
@MeowingInsanely
@MeowingInsanely 4 года назад
Yea & I think it'll talk about it's journey through different dimensions
@munenemathenge8085
@munenemathenge8085 4 года назад
I'm speechless.
@sabin97
@sabin97 4 года назад
that will be me, assuming i survive to get old....
@timmsavage7912
@timmsavage7912 Год назад
Fantastic video! Wow. These have to be the most comical and, best yet, educational videos I've ever seen. I love Zfrank.
@guilhermAlbino
@guilhermAlbino 7 месяцев назад
So relaxing, not so technical content, very accessive! Love it!
@ivoryowl
@ivoryowl 4 года назад
"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring." LOL!
@dlxmarks
@dlxmarks 4 года назад
If your proctologist is rummaging around in there without gloves, he might not be a real doctor.
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 4 года назад
That must be the Dr. from Family Guy.
@sketchybackroundkid
@sketchybackroundkid 4 года назад
@@dlxmarks or he might just want an excuse to pass by again
@Platypus_Warrior
@Platypus_Warrior 4 года назад
I died right at this moment 🤣🤣🤣
@GodisKing106
@GodisKing106 4 года назад
LOL!
@Praestantia
@Praestantia 4 года назад
"Yes that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a swiffer." Oh, God.
@Tegres1
@Tegres1 4 года назад
Why do I read comments before watching the video?
@MissIdolize
@MissIdolize Год назад
That was absolutely fabulous and totally original! What a fantastic discovery you are Mr Ze Frank!
@lauriejoynt5319
@lauriejoynt5319 Год назад
This is the best video I have ever seen. The commentary is just priceless. Thank you for the laughs!!!!
@Yousadclownofaman
@Yousadclownofaman 3 года назад
“I know what you’re thinking; ‘if I had that kind of luggage, I’d pack it myself’.” I LOST it at this one.
@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 2 года назад
Who wouldn't??
@TheSourestOfKrouts
@TheSourestOfKrouts 4 года назад
Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like I've had a stroke.
@Zoopadoopa23
@Zoopadoopa23 4 года назад
😂 exactly how I felt
@kylerae9196
@kylerae9196 4 года назад
Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like having a stroke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@capriottimultimedia
@capriottimultimedia 4 года назад
What specifically made you feel and by?
@satirevampire2038
@satirevampire2038 4 года назад
@@capriottimultimedia specifically and by specifically I mean specifically and by and by I mean and byyyy... Susie
@RavenMoonChild00
@RavenMoonChild00 4 года назад
I, for a second, thought I was going insane.
@sarinahart7106
@sarinahart7106 Год назад
Your narration is fantastic!! Thank you!
@sympostersyndrome
@sympostersyndrome Год назад
Bro, what fresh comedy is this, this is absolute gold, please I need more.
@WillShakes423
@WillShakes423 4 года назад
*"SCARY CLOWN SAYS RUN AWAY."* That alone is legendary. Zefrank1, you've done it again.
@doubleg7470
@doubleg7470 4 года назад
I may have laughed harder than I should have at that. Had to pause. 🤣
@HTNPSullivan
@HTNPSullivan 4 года назад
@@doubleg7470 Loved that little moment, too.
@klea7183
@klea7183 4 года назад
@6:30
@Chibihugs
@Chibihugs 2 года назад
I was in tears, laughing
@Jeezes718
@Jeezes718 Год назад
I say that to my relatives whenever it's dark. They hate me for it.
@kevincrady2831
@kevincrady2831 3 года назад
"Get out of that shell and untwist. Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become?" Y'know, that's not bad life advice.
@annebruecks7381
@annebruecks7381 3 года назад
I love when he hits you with beautiful life advice after the hilariousity and learning!
@kevincrady2831
@kevincrady2831 3 года назад
@@annebruecks7381 That's just how Zefrank1 do.
@crisp2871
@crisp2871 Год назад
Your channel is amazing and is made for adults but I love that you have added humor to the topic or episode keep more shows coming.i know putting on a 10 to 15 minute show isn't as easy but I could watch hours of the show ty for your great content
@susiemiller2621
@susiemiller2621 Год назад
Brilliant narration and filming ROFLMAO and learning something at the same time. LOVE it.
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 года назад
“Damn slugs eating my azaleas. That’s irony. You better stop or I’ll as-salt you. That’s a dad joke.” I wish I could un-hear just how bad and good that joke was.
@Stop_Infanticide
@Stop_Infanticide 4 года назад
It was to well iodized to dilute from your memory anytime soon 😅 ....I'll go now..
@starlightequestrian6729
@starlightequestrian6729 4 года назад
@@Stop_Infanticide yes, some people can only handle so much. Tread carefully
@trumpatier
@trumpatier 4 года назад
@@Stop_Infanticide any attempt at making a joke is ruined by horrible grammar. Too***
@jenniferholden9397
@jenniferholden9397 2 года назад
This is the BEST thing on you tube. Thank you, thank you, thank you. ❤️🇬🇧❤️
@pimpozza
@pimpozza 8 месяцев назад
5:41 I am crying laughing at this old man sea slug.. 😅😂 So much humour in these vids, yet educational at the same time.. 👏👍
@user-N20
@user-N20 3 года назад
The old man with his hands behind his back actually made me laugh pretty hard
@bluedragonfly8139
@bluedragonfly8139 3 года назад
'Damn slugs eating my azaleas...'
@splinter360
@splinter360 2 года назад
Same! Was actually gonna comment the same 😂😭
@budski9542
@budski9542 2 года назад
Yea that was funny af
@jacquelinewatkins6469
@jacquelinewatkins6469 2 года назад
Yo me too. I woke the whole house up.
@conner13.c16
@conner13.c16 2 года назад
That was hilarious 😂
@TroyPosey
@TroyPosey 4 года назад
“And yes, that one does look like a pickachu that got it on with a swiffer...” 🤣🤣🤣 What’s up Zefrank. Glad you are continuing these “True Facts” episodes. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@zefrank
@zefrank 4 года назад
that line is from a comment left by Patreon supporter Sydney Brown! It's a pretty great community of people :)
@TroyPosey
@TroyPosey 4 года назад
@@zefrank I have a patreon as well, I'll check your's out and follow. 👍🏻 Also, just want to say, I watched your Ted Talks videos about 2 years ago, and they were very inspiring to helping me persevere when I was going through a REALLY rough patch in life. Thank you. 👍🏻
@hv9988
@hv9988 4 года назад
@Pandacat 666 Best of luck Pandacat! sending good vibes your way. It sucks now, but it'll be over one day. You got this
@fubarandfriends4362
@fubarandfriends4362 4 года назад
Please keep these up, true facts is the shit!!!
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 года назад
3:42
@BrightScience01
@BrightScience01 Год назад
Great video! I always love your scripts/voice over
@britaeirikr8609
@britaeirikr8609 Год назад
This made me laugh so much and smile. Thanks Zefrank
@mdr48371
@mdr48371 4 года назад
"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring" conjures up quite an image
@gamezob
@gamezob 4 года назад
My butt clenched
@NotChefCook
@NotChefCook 4 года назад
Gamezob - eeek! yes .
@bubblemum
@bubblemum 4 года назад
laughed out loud, literally at this one!
@morley364
@morley364 4 года назад
My dad is an OBGYN and this is EXACTLY why he aways ties his wedding ring to the drawstring of his scrubs before surgery
@rachelfield5346
@rachelfield5346 4 года назад
@@morley364 I seriously hope he didn't learn that the hard way!
@darlene3d
@darlene3d 4 года назад
"Floppy-Floppy Spikey Things" "Fleshy-Fleshy" "The Swimmy-Swimmy" "Beh-Beh"
@justiceneeded01
@justiceneeded01 4 года назад
😂🤣
@BSCxXASHXx
@BSCxXASHXx 4 года назад
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
@carlhenrylico4138
@carlhenrylico4138 4 года назад
Hidey-hole
@darlene3d
@darlene3d 4 года назад
@@carlhenrylico4138 you spelt it wrong It's Highdee-Hewl 😏 But don't feel bad I spelt "Thay SwemeA-SwemeA" as "The Swimmy-Swimmy"
@bruhman1240
@bruhman1240 4 года назад
BE BES
@Heather_Morgan
@Heather_Morgan Год назад
I've never watched one of these videos before... Wow was I surprised! I was expecting a normal nature video. This was SO funny! Great job! 😆👍
@jennifermcalchemy9816
@jennifermcalchemy9816 2 года назад
I enjoyed this waaayyy too much. Beautiful and hilarious. Thanks so much
@andhanwib
@andhanwib 4 года назад
And that's how the nudibr- *Advertisement starts* *Waits patiently for 5 seconds* *Skip ad* -branch do. Aw yiss
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 4 года назад
Ikr? Ten minutes of joy ruined by an extremely poorly placed ad. 😒
@slc2222
@slc2222 4 года назад
It's great
@arelymunoz3484
@arelymunoz3484 4 года назад
You probably don't care but, I hAVe PrEmIuM
@Luv-dq5th
@Luv-dq5th 4 года назад
I don't even know how I got premium i never payed a penny
@HaloHighlightz
@HaloHighlightz 4 года назад
I went back after the ad to get the full effect
@Red5rainbow
@Red5rainbow 4 года назад
"The nudibranch's genitals are located up near it's head on the right side of it's body, because of course they are."
@ellaapril194
@ellaapril194 4 года назад
When they were asked whether they wanted to smell their anus or smell their genitals, the nudibranch knew what had to be done.
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 4 года назад
I mean... why not? Lol
@YochevedDesigns
@YochevedDesigns Год назад
I can never get tired of this channel!
@maggiemea
@maggiemea Год назад
I bloody LOVE this channel!!♥️♥️
@bobanza8543
@bobanza8543 3 года назад
*”this is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in hell”*
@blandantey
@blandantey 3 года назад
Made me crack up!!
@christophermejia2167
@christophermejia2167 3 года назад
I choked so hard when I heard that 😂
@phxqwerty
@phxqwerty 4 года назад
It strikes with the vigour of a proctologist who lost his wedding ring. 😂🤣
@jonathandonley3299
@jonathandonley3299 4 года назад
I had to stop it right there because I couldn't see or hear anything what with the tears flowing down my face and laughing so loud I'm pretty sure I sprained something.
@kylestanley7843
@kylestanley7843 4 года назад
@Kevin Olschesky "Look mom, no hands!"
@leegarratt887
@leegarratt887 9 месяцев назад
Geeze lol. Never thought I'd get so entertained today. I am impressed that you can educate while throwing some jokes around.
@th3beast95a3
@th3beast95a3 Год назад
This is the best documentary channel ever im just sad i didn't find this sooner
@ionstriker9342
@ionstriker9342 3 года назад
“i love it, its cuter than puppies.” good sir i believe we could be friends.
@trafalgarpeej47
@trafalgarpeej47 4 года назад
"they using like a little laser" PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
@keke5577
@keke5577 4 года назад
For some reason the little pew scared the pants off me
@gravynegrodick
@gravynegrodick 4 года назад
@@keke5577 need a new pair?
@cn.st.182
@cn.st.182 4 года назад
way to fuck up a six word sentence. bravo.
@lilbird4198
@lilbird4198 2 года назад
SUPERB VIDEO! Your sense of humor is MOST enjoyable! I laughed, and I learned. I love Nudibranchs! Thank You SO MUCH!
@ThatAnimalChannel
@ThatAnimalChannel 2 года назад
Crazy all the colors and patterns they come in! Beautiful!!
@skylaroconnor2903
@skylaroconnor2903 4 года назад
“This is important because their eyes totally suck” I DIED
@ejenglin
@ejenglin 4 года назад
"Get out of your shell, and untwist." -- ZeFrank Words to live by.
@justiceneeded01
@justiceneeded01 4 года назад
"Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become - ist"😄😂
@victrola2007
@victrola2007 6 месяцев назад
I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUCH!!!! 00:50 "I'm a BUNNY, DAMNIT!". Fact - as hand therapy I try to crochet these cuties from leftover scraps of embroidery/tapeatey and regular wool. Each Christmas ornament-sized cutie is precious to me and makes it all worth it. ❤🎉
@HungryIronWolf4
@HungryIronWolf4 Год назад
Oh my God that slurping running gag was soooooooo funny. I subbed because I laughed so hard, well done.
@PilloTheStar
@PilloTheStar 4 года назад
A ten minute Zefrank video? He's going away for 10 years, guys.
@himadrijoshi
@himadrijoshi 4 года назад
Nooooooooooo
@neszi3
@neszi3 4 года назад
Say it isn't so. 😭
@Actionnelll
@Actionnelll 4 года назад
Don't you dare say things like to us 🙈 Now I will need 10 more years of therapy 🤣
@PilloTheStar
@PilloTheStar 4 года назад
@@Actionnelll Specifically DOG therapy? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PmdmGnohk6E.html
@ghostxd1597
@ghostxd1597 4 года назад
SAY ZIKE RIGHT NOW
@zraebiel1673
@zraebiel1673 3 года назад
"You see these two cows? Tricked you, they are actually nudibranchs." Lol
@lorliec2004
@lorliec2004 3 года назад
"You thought they were cows!"
@fiddlechrome
@fiddlechrome 2 года назад
@@lorliec2004 “You must be like a real dumb-dumb man!”
@thesnowfox7262
@thesnowfox7262 2 года назад
Bamboozled again... 🐶
@cokedupcat
@cokedupcat 2 года назад
I know right! Lol they're obviously cows!
@lindaanderson7077
@lindaanderson7077 Год назад
Okay. I now want to teach zoology so I can show this video. Science with a great twist. Loved it. Thank you. Great classical back music.. Always loved dem nudibranchs- now I love them even more. Had to subscribe. Keep making the videos!!
@beegchunguz7425
@beegchunguz7425 9 дней назад
I remember one of my favorite classes in highschool was 10th grade biology and did an epic powerpoint presentation on nudibranches and octopi. I always asked people if they ever heard of them and no one ever did. Underrated sea slug.
@MetFanMac
@MetFanMac 4 года назад
"Looks a bit like a Muppet simultaneously auditioning for the F, U, and N in a Sesame Street production brought to you by the word FUN" Your mind is a strange and glorious place, ZeFrank.
@thatdudenamedlebowski0074
@thatdudenamedlebowski0074 4 года назад
5:44 "this one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man inspecting his garden" LMAO 😂😂😂
@Dyejob01
@Dyejob01 4 года назад
OMG that was the most perfect description I've ever heard, it was EXACTLY what I saw 😆😂😂
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 4 года назад
@@Dyejob01 yeah
@ricangames8774
@ricangames8774 4 года назад
This made me laugh so freaking hard 😂😅
@SpecialSP
@SpecialSP 2 года назад
I "clicked" on this video because I💗Nudibranchs! I subscribed because your presentation is amazingly informative, as well as hilarious. Thank you for this and all the future videos that I watch …
@Espirituterrestre
@Espirituterrestre Год назад
This just made my day! Thanks 🤗
@jcandy
@jcandy 3 года назад
Every nature documentary should be narrated like this
@janesekillebrew8774
@janesekillebrew8774 3 года назад
Agreed 👍😂 he's brilliant.
@chippawa2014
@chippawa2014 2 года назад
Yes please!! Someone make this a reality, please!
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