True Facts: Proboscis Monkey

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Research cited:
Dixson A, F: Copulatory and Postcopulatory Sexual Selection in Primates. Folia Primatol 2018;89:258-286. doi: 10.1159/000488105
Lucia F. Jacobs, Basil el Jundi, Almut Kelber, Barbara Webb; The navigational nose: a new hypothesis for the function of the human external pyramid. J Exp Biol 6 February 2019; 222 (Suppl_1): jeb186924. doi: doi.org/10.1242/jeb.186924
Nishimura T, Mori F, Hanida S, Kumahata K, Ishikawa S, Samarat K, et al. (2016) Impaired Air Conditioning within the Nasal Cavity in Flat-Faced Homo. PLoS Comput Biol 12(3): e1004807. doi:10.1371/journal.pcbi.1004807
Ikegaya, H., Suzuki, M., Kondou, H. et al. Nose size indicates maximum penile length. Basic Clin. Androl. 31, 3 (2021). doi.org/10.1186/s12610-021-00...
Hiroki Koda, Tadahiro Murai, Augustine Tuuga, Benoit Goossens, Senthilvel K.S.S. Nathan, Danica J. Stark, Diana A. R. Ramirez, John C. M. Sha, Ismon Osman, Rosa Sipangkui, Satoru Seino, Ikki Matsuda (2018) Nasalization by Nasalis larvatus: Larger noses audiovisually advertise conspecifics in proboscis monkeys.
Science Advances 4(2): eaaq0250. doi:10.1126/sciadv.aaq0250
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@zefrank 2 года назад

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@LOL_MANN 2 года назад

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@44actual 2 года назад

Do your favorite animal next.

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You have a nice fun voice ! Happy new year

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Thank you Ill try it.

@EnabiSeira 2 года назад

_"True Facts is not for children, nor is it for adults who don't act like children."_ Best warning I've seen.

@DobygamesGC 2 года назад

Why is that so funny Xd

@BigPuddin 2 года назад

It's a good thing Frank left Buzzfeed then.

@JosephKeenanisme 2 года назад

I was packing a bong when that went by so I had to rewind and pause. That is what got me to sub after seeing the last video.

@zethwigle93 Год назад

Another golden one, man. You've kept me laughing at some bad moments. Please don't stop making these. I got my mother laughing hysterically, even though I couldn't explain a third of the jokes to her. She still loves your stuff. I just choose not to offend her moral sensibilities. This means that you can still deliver amazing sh*t to those types of people, without them getting the hidden jokes. Seriously, good work, man

@zethwigle93 Год назад

@@DobygamesGC Because that is what the zefrank do 🤣🤣🤣

@conmara6492 2 года назад

When I lived in Brunei as a kid, I'd often see Proboscis Monkeys while on safari through the mangroves, but the funnier story comes from when I visited a zoo in Malaysia. Essentially, i brought a toy jaguar with me as I wandered around the place, and when I got to the Proboscis Monkey enclosure and propped myself up on the viewing platform, they caught sight of the jaguar and quite literally went ape shit, the males roaring and flopping their red chillies towards the jaguars direction. In hindsight, probably wasn't that funny for them, but its hard to take them seriously when they were doing that.

@sil_mang 2 года назад

Red chilies 🤣

@joshualawrence2963 2 года назад

Gosh, I kinda want to piss off a Proboscis monkey now, that sounds hilarious

@samiam619 2 года назад

Do you have any idea where that Proboscis Monkey statue is?

@adroitws1367 2 года назад

@@samiam619 probably indonesia? borneo maybe?

@sweetmissirish 2 года назад

@@samiam619 Google it... I thought at one point he said Italy but I'm not sure

@siddharthsinha9300 2 года назад

I'm surprised that apart from all the other jokes, noone appreciates Zefrank's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour: "Refuted - not just futed, they futed it again!" That one made me crack up!

@jho2646 Год назад

How do you know no one else appreciates it?

@bidibibip Год назад

I'm sure there are quite a few of us that have been appreciating Ze's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour for many years.

@siddharthsinha9300 Год назад

@@jho2646 Because I didn't find anyone saying anything about it here in the comments section.

@v3le Год назад

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@@v3le My dear, I wasn't trying to be the smartest guy in the room, and I'm not. I was simply trying to point out something clever because I didn't everyone else to miss it.

@hyrenaj2888 2 года назад

"but fighting is a real bummer" is such a gem, like a diamond.

@koreyhayden1368 2 года назад

"True facts is not for children, nor is it for adults who don't act like children" 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!

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Absolutely incredible way to explain what true facts is 😂

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@bullymaguire8414 2 года назад

This comment is so fresh that it had to live with its aunty and uncle in Bel Air

@joshyoung1440 2 года назад

Not even the first time he's said that, I believe haha

@dasgelbevomei1 2 года назад

it is so true

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I would beg for more frequent True Facts, but I think the product quality is well worth waiting patiently for.

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And it's like a surprise Christmas. It wouldn't be the same if it were every 3 months or something.

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Couldnt have said it better myself.

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And I don't want to run out of content

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Agreed. If it ain't broke don't fix it

@neszi3 2 года назад

I think it's half the fun. Being surprised by a new Zefrank vid. Also, I wouldn't want him to compromise the quality of his vids for more quantity.

@eledatowle8767 Год назад

'Flying style of a flopping trash bag that's caught in a whorl of wind." I love seeing the world through Zefrank's eyes!

@MrSnort 2 года назад

Another fun fact: These monkeys have a very distant relative living deep under the sea. This relative a squid with a very similar nose. This squid has an aggressive nature as it has to be neighbor with a sea sponge who keeps bothering him for no other reason than to satisfy his own amusement, as well as a starfish who is dumber than a lobotimized clam and the very rock he's living under.

@datkhornedog899 Год назад

Mr Squidward.

@brendansunra Год назад

Clams are stupid.

@kindlin Год назад

It took me a second, but I got there before the end.

@paulaodom4153 Год назад

@Dat Khornedog who else but squuidward!! Luv it, thank U

@perryarthur1415 10 месяцев назад

😂

@kailithium 2 года назад

“A bit like a donkey swallowed a dial up modem” that’s EXACTLY what they sound like. There’s no better description.

@keenanevans7888 2 года назад

7:15 for reference

@laceyl001337 2 года назад

That sound had so many emotions. The excitement to be moments away from the internet (Nick Jr, Yahoo! Chat, Runescape, Albino Black Sheep). The frustration when picking up the phone to call a friend. The anguish when you hear the yell from the other room that someone else needs the line.

@diaflux 2 года назад

Hilarious too.

@CLTCHCO 2 года назад

Thats a new sentence, You’ve brightened my day. Thank you!

@KuueenKumi 2 года назад

@@keenanevans7888 7:18 more accurate

@ALaughingWolf2188 2 года назад

I’ve always loved Zefrank’s humor so much, because it’s like a Nat Geo documentary where the narrator can say LITERALLY anything without being fired while still sounding so professional. I don’t know how to better describe it, it’s just so damn funny to me with the way he talks

@GippyHappy 2 года назад

hunter

@garretmangio9756 2 года назад

The way you just described it is how a Zefrank do

@ALaughingWolf2188 2 года назад

@@GippyHappy how did I not notice I did that?

@GippyHappy 2 года назад

@@ALaughingWolf2188 It's okay, I do the same thing

@kotarldo 2 года назад

Casual Geographic and Zefrank could do a collab and it would be great.

@dragongames8301 8 дней назад

“I mean if one of them sneezes the other might toot a little bit.” Literally sent me laughing for like 5 whole minutes.

@kiwihame Год назад

This was one of the most hilarious installments, in a series of hilarious installments. Thanks Ze, you're brilliant.

@thefinalkayakboss 2 года назад

"It sounds a bit like a donkey swallowed a dialup modem" I was not prepared for how accurate that description proved.

@geigertec5921 2 года назад

Zoomers didn't get the joke bc born after dialup already ended

@sweetlyte 2 года назад

I read your comment at the exact moment he said it and then hear it. I busted out laughing.

@abyssstrider2547 2 года назад

@@geigertec5921 Except i do.

2 года назад

No one ever is...

@Ezekiel_Allium 2 года назад

@@geigertec5921 you're right, after dial up ended the sound simply phased from existence and human memory, any surviving files were corrupted or cognito-blocked from perception. It certainly isnt the default sound for tech or brain issues after all, that'd be silly. Millenials on the internet and defining large amounts of internet culture? Unheard of I tell you

@puellanivis 2 года назад

“sexual selection, which is the corner of evolution where all the weird shit happens” 😆 It so true.

@JacobPDeIiNoNi 2 года назад

@Alam natural Whether this is a scam or something related to the original comment, either way I think clicking it is a bad idea

@BoojeeRedneck 2 года назад

I just discovered this channel and this was not the straight forward informative animal video expected. I laughed, I cried, I did a jig. Never seen anything like it. Perfection: writing, wit, narration, music. 10/10.

@dshepherd107 2 года назад

It’s the fantastic comedy bits coupled w/ all the science hippie (😄) facts that make this so brilliant. My gut hurts from laughing. - Retired research 🌱 🧬 biologist 👋

@blakebryant7775 2 года назад

"The bus kept going." Wonderful. 5 star writing.

@TippyHippy 2 года назад

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@bullymaguire8414 2 года назад

This comment is so raw that its still finding Nemo

@chrisbj4038 2 года назад

My husband is a zoologist whose speciality is the Asian colobines. He was very impressed by the level of research in this video. So was I, but more impressed by the humour, which as usual, had me in fits of giggles. Thank you for educating and amusing in equal measure, Mr Frank. Long may you rain (your wonderful videos) over us!

@tvdinner325 2 года назад

It reminds me of tRump.

@firmanimad 2 года назад

more like porjectile vomits these wonderful videos

@MarcSolomonScheimann 2 года назад

*reign

@sonjaholmes7163 2 года назад

@@MarcSolomonScheimann or possibly rain is exactly what they meant. I mean fan of Ze Frank...

@bari2883 2 года назад

@@MarcSolomonScheimann I think you missed the joke.

@firstnamelastname3468 2 года назад

8:12 the "elegant cocktail party erection" comment had me roaring with laughter,,, the fact that we carry all these weird adaptations for the simple fact that women have made sexual selection choices, maybe quite arbitrarily, over millions of years just makes me laugh (and cry a little.)😭🤔🙃 Z Frank YOU ARE FUNNY SIR,,, WELL DONE ✔️✔️✔️

@KuueenKumi 2 года назад

Incel

@suekim1147 10 месяцев назад

To think, my friend had to have breast reduction surgeries because men have simply collectively decided "bigger" "no... BIGGER" is better 😂

@spicyseliph 9 месяцев назад

God forbid women do anything. You blamed the expulsion from Eden on us, you blame natural selection on us, what’s next? The Ukrainian conflict started because of slutty catfights?

@JubioHDX 9 месяцев назад

@@suekim1147 thats a very human thing too, i may be wrong but i think humans are the only mammals where the females have permanent breasts, human men really do like looking at em lol

@alishabounds8574 2 года назад

Everyone could take it from Zefrank in terms of pairing professionalism with comedic honesty. I wish the world was more like this, making sure you're being true to the science of things and the facts but pairing it with the inappropriate humor that most people are thinking but hold back on saying aloud due to fear of being judged or looked at as unprofessional or something super serious. Thank you Zefrank, I've been here since teddy's operation, and literally stop what I'm in the middle of doing to watch these additions to the collection.

@lisaurian7487 2 года назад

Ze: "Go ahead Jerry." Jerry: "FINALLY! MY TIME TO SHINE!"

@WhitneyDahlin Год назад

Out of curiosity...... What religion does this monkey follow? Is it a certain religious ethnic group known for large noses? The satanists. The monkey is a satanist isn't it. I'm just saying what everyone is thinking

@nikks_2365 Год назад

1k likes and no replies IM GON CANGE THAT

@WhitneyDahlin Год назад

@@nikks_2365 your reply is under mine?

@nikks_2365 Год назад

@@WhitneyDahlin yes

@BinglesP Год назад

So many episodes of Jerry being told what *not* to do, it's about time he got to pop off!

@giggityguy 2 года назад

"Donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" might be the most descriptive phrase anyone has ever uttered

@Masterman2020 2 года назад

it was accurate too

@abberistired 2 года назад

that's exactly what it sounds like is the best part lol

@sweetmissirish 2 года назад

You should check out Casual Geographic, he has great/creative/accurate descriptive phrases as well

@jeremykiahsobyk102 2 года назад

"He (Arthur Dent) gasped in terror at what sounded like a man trying to gargle while holding off a pack of wolves."

@mrg4388 2 года назад

I could never thank you enough for your work. Truly utterly hilarious. Cheers me up on bad days. Please never stop making videos, ever.

@Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 года назад

We need True Facts episodes for Horseshoe crabs, and for turtles of various kinds. I'd like either 1 video that covers many different kinds of turtles ranging from Matamata, Alligator snappers, & Spiny Softshell turtles, to Galapagos & speckled Padloper tortoises. They're a very interesting reptilian. Also, fun fact: all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

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“For the cost of something else that costs 14.99” is really better advertising than anyone deserves.

@zengwenxin8402 2 года назад

is really better advertising than something else no better than this.

@sungoddess4868 2 года назад

It really is tho. I bought it as soon as he said that.

@beahgg 2 года назад

What is it?

@Ezekiel_Allium 2 года назад

@@beahgg something else that costs 14.99, pay attention

@bobobee9206 2 года назад

If it's not already in the works I hope somebody gives this man his own full length documentary someday. I'd kill for a Planet Earth level production narrated by zefrank

@AloisAgos 2 года назад

David Attenborough won't live forever, so might as well.

@TheCool_Guy23 2 года назад

@@AloisAgos Suggesting that Sir David Attenborough isn't immortal, just like the Queen? HERESY

@weaksause6878 2 года назад

@@AloisAgos reported for hate speech, child abuse, and harassment. /s

@himdotcom 2 года назад

If Attenborough passed, they would find a way to deep fake his voice in lieu of the obvious replacement... Zefrank.

@BlueMoonLightDreams 2 года назад

hear! hear!

@christinesmall894 2 года назад

How am i just finding this channel. Love his voice, his great humor and all the information at the same time. Sweet stations

@Rundalla 2 года назад

The last bit about the statue had me on the floor, and earned you a sub! love the information and the way you present it!

@jaketheberge1970 2 года назад

Zefrank: "I'm not gonna talk about the erections". Me: "I don't believe you". Zefrank: "Yet". Me: "There it is".

@jeremiaas15 2 года назад

Fun fact: In the Polish internet the proboscis monkey is used as a symbol of middle-aged lower working class men. I mean, just look at those monkeys, it's obvious their only hobbies are watching soccer games from the 70s (when the national team was still quite good), drinking cheap beer and not-washing their brand new German cars (of the 1992 vintage), and their greatest enemy is the neighbour who recently bought himself a 1993 Opel Astra (he must have been stealing from his work place, no way he'd be able to afford such a factory-fresh car otherwise!).

@3tytty 2 года назад

Hahahahahah thats just great

@noodlebrains2689 2 года назад

Hahahaha yeah look at those idiots driving the economy with their cheap labour lol they're so exploited and they probably only put up with it to support the people they love! That's so cringe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aestevalis0 2 года назад

I mean, you're not wrong but change a few words & you could be talking about just about anyone. Upper-Class Twit Of The Year-type material.

@jeremiaas15 2 года назад

@@noodlebrains2689 I see what you're getting at, but this is Europe, lower working class doesn't work, they live off social provisions. we call them that because it'd be too rude to refer to them in a more accurate manner.

@nightflake6721 2 года назад

We call that monkey Janusz and his wife Grażyna.

@marshalllenhart7923 2 года назад

2:43 Yes. If you ever see a strange feature on an animal, good chance its there because the females dig it.

@Adam-nv9zo Год назад

These videos are some of my favorites on the topic of wildlife on RU-vid. Great job, as always . 👏 👏 👏

@chrisandrews6185 2 года назад

"Profound Nasality" is now my new favorite term for big-ass nose.

@minimini550 2 года назад

“In nerd the proboscis monkey is called Nasalis larvatus”. Nerd. That’s a new one. Duolingo, here I come 🦉

@TippyHippy 2 года назад

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@bakedpotato8756 2 года назад

@@TippyHippy as long as you aren't getting your white stuff from some homeless guy who said you have to close your eyes and suck it out of a hose.

@TheTwoshoes4u 2 года назад

You have the special touch that makes these documentaries so interesting...thank you, I am signing up on Curiosity Stream for more.

@arialash1113 2 года назад

I'm so happy to see you uploading videos again!

@note4all780 2 года назад

It's been 8 years: why am I still giggling at the "butt jokes, I mean but jokes" ? It must be the child in my adult body

@cartoonistanonymous 2 года назад

Thank you for phrasing

@toots7693 Год назад

I know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples!

@stritax9478 Год назад

8 years since what?

@AkoraOridanus Год назад

@@stritax9478 the incident

@janetross1900 2 года назад

But not once did Ze say,” that is how the proboscis monkey do”. I was waiting for it. I can let it slide this time because this one was just so hilarious😂 and so scientific at the same time🤓

@thomasw4422 2 года назад

I don't think seeing how they do was safe for RU-vid (Plus, gotta keep the viewers on their toes, keep them guessing,)

@DeadSomething 2 года назад

@@thomasw4422 yes, YT has become one of the prudest platforms on the whole net.

@jerperiago 2 года назад

Yeauh, was mildly disappointed

@michaeljava8736 2 года назад

ze?

@cheddarshredder6572 2 года назад

You mean "he"

@faultrio4630 Год назад

I want this guy to narrate my life.

@ellisonrhea4854 2 года назад

Hi, Ze! Topic request: Could you make a video about my favorite birds, namely alligators, someday soon? I'm obsessed. All crocodilians are interesting (and totally birds), but there are only 2 species of alligators so it would possibly be a better scope for a 10 min video. Plus the Chinese alligator looks like a puppy. People need to know this. Long time listener, first time caller here. If you see this in your pile of 4k comments, I'll be shocked, but thanks for considering if you do!

@davidrosas2127 2 года назад

i looked the chinese alligator your right, so cute

@greysongladney4403 2 года назад

Byurds

@cartoonistanonymous 2 года назад

Snakes aren't mammals

@ryanmccampbell7 2 года назад

Crocodilians aren't cladistically birds (and neither are birds crocodilians), although they are the only two remaining archosaur groups. Crocodillians and dinosaurs split long before birds evolved.

@dolphingirl3698 Год назад

Thank you for making me google chinese alligator. They are such cute dino-puppies!

@arbington 2 года назад

I used to think “proboscis monkey” had a hard C. And I’ve learned now that it does. But not quite how I thought.

@annebruecks7381 2 года назад

😂

@DMLand 2 года назад

But it's an elegant "coctail party" hard C. The judges would also have accepted "hard D."

@deprofundis3293 2 года назад

Omg, lol

@goddessworshipper 2 года назад

Me too I always pronounced it with a hard k sound. Quick trip to Wikipedia confirmed a hard K Is an alternate pronunciation And indeed might be closer to original Greek

@merskyman2449 2 года назад

Every time he posts my day instantly gets better

@TheeCannabisconnoisseur 2 года назад

Agreed

@mohammadmiruka4963 2 года назад

You must be having very many bad days😂😂

@SonKunSama 2 года назад

Glad to hear you're having a better day once every half a year

@AngryKittens 2 года назад

I read that as: "Every time he posts my dad instantly gets better"

@danasandoval624 2 года назад

Yes!!!!!!!

@lykander9906 2 года назад

I laughed so hard at the statue that my dog got worried and ran over to check on my. You rock, zefrank!

@gedsin2 Год назад

Bro looks like he's gonna give me an emerald for a potato

@anumey1 2 года назад

Not only is it hilarious to watch those Sakabula birds fly like unfortunately winged dipshits, but the commentary of calling them floppy trash bags. My god, ZeFrank1. You make my day.

@mayteexxis 2 года назад

That had me burst out laughing

@faizfadilah2746 2 года назад

In local terms the proboscis monkeys are also known as “orang belanda” which roughly translates to “Dutchman”. Fun facts.

@ANTSEMUT1 2 года назад

Dammit another Malaysian beat me to this fact.

@kayland.5724 2 года назад

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks they look like grumpy old men

@bobbyofbrunei2023 2 года назад

Sshhh... dont give that away... 🙈🙉🙊

@lillystern Год назад

As a dutch person i can clearly see the resemblances

@jho2646 Год назад

Probably related to what Indonesians thought of their past colonizers.

@josephthomas2226 Год назад

This was great! I learned and was entertained! First time I have heard of zefrank but will look for more!

@sweetsnejinka9411 Год назад

Thank you for making such good work over n over

@MrShoward73 2 года назад

Zefrank believes in quality over quantity, and I’m 100% on board with that.

@davidbycroft 2 года назад

good sir... I think you mean you're 'on Bjæürd with that' Sorry, that was bad but i ain't apologizing. :D

@Caseal 2 года назад

"If one of them sneezes, the other might toot a little but that's alright." I actually almost died choking on my dinner laughing at that. XD

@toraquan 2 года назад

.....the question is, did you also toot a little when it happened?

@Caseal 2 года назад

I did not, but I do have cheese in my lungs now.

@ItsLaurenE 2 года назад

See i always find the videos in the morning and am at risk of burning myself spitting out coffee. While the replay happens at dinner for my bf to view then i proceed with caution as I usually still get the giggles. 🤣

@eyelessnevermore 7 месяцев назад

Ze, you make me cry with laughter with each video. I love you, man.

@shadesxl9247 Год назад

It's quite bizarre that this is the only content I will watch every single night b4 bed... I've probably watched every one 100s of times by now and still enjoy them lol

@Sapheiorus 2 года назад

"Snub-nosed monkeys barely have a nose at all" I didn't realize we had a monkey species that was basically anime.

@sdfkjgh 2 года назад

@Sapheiorus: There's a huge difference between barely having a nose at all (due to limited animation), and looking like someone cut off your nose entirely, like michael jackson before the reconstructive surgery.

@Kugathalord22 2 года назад

@@sdfkjgh I have been looking for this kind of comment lol

@crippledgoat8456 2 года назад

The "butt" jokes always get me, no matter how many times they occur

@deprofundis3293 2 года назад

Same XD

@kathleen109 2 года назад

You are not alone. I'm apparently 12.

@alama77 2 года назад

Love zefrank! Informative and hilarious. Thank you So much 😂

@Empyryryean Год назад

3:26 that description paired with the visuals just caught me off guard. It's beautiful

@kindlin Год назад

_in a whhirl of whhind_

@heather_bee 2 года назад

So many quirky one-liners its hard to pick a favorite. Always a good day when Zefrank uploads.

@JanGroh 2 года назад

"It was not only futed, it was RE-futed!" 😂

@qumquat 2 года назад

Butt fighting is always a bummer

@CorpeningMedia 2 года назад

Butt picking is always fun. Sorry. But, picking is always fun!

@MesaperProductions 2 года назад

"Rear-ended a unicorn that was stopped at a traffic light."

@MrJdsenior 2 года назад

Nah, the trash bag one was CLEARLY the winner.

@lidathorn6449 2 года назад

"This one is measuring his spl" I belted out a laugh so loud, it scared the dogs lmao

@meredithgrubb7027 2 года назад

These videos r so well done. Laughing really does help when learning.

@Pilutta100 2 года назад

Hysterical, love you. Hugs from Sweden.

@PanzerShrek94 2 года назад

I always love his typos "Butt fighting is a real bummer...sorry BUT fighting is a real bummer"

@CollinBuckman 2 года назад

I'm always left surprised how he can make that work, I usually think those kinds of jokes only work when you read them rather than hear them, but somehow he's able to make it clear that he's using two different words lol

@viddork 2 года назад

@@CollinBuckman What surprises me more is the number of times he's used it, yet it's _still_ funny!

@LuteItBe 2 года назад

I remember way back when I was still a bebe in highschool (the exact number of years ago isn't important) one of my friends showed me one of your videos. To this day, we text each other when a new one comes out and have a giggle and a "woah" moment at whatever curious critter you're talking about. And it's exactly like it was way back when. Thanks for the years of laughs, zefrank!

@aurionc2468 2 года назад

Ditto!

@RoughNek72 2 года назад

I read it in Zefranks voice!! Bebes.

@criticalsage 2 года назад

RIP to one of our fallen bro.

@bullymaguire8414 2 года назад

This comment is so dry that Paula Deen wants to apologize to it

@azizahamura2592 2 года назад

2008?

@eg_manifest510 2 года назад

your ability to educate and entertain simultaneously is matched only by your impeccable narration

@jamesmunsey5702 9 месяцев назад

Frank, your comedic use of commas is the best!❤

@NitinMurthy 2 года назад

"It can sound like a donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" gotta love Zefrank's metaphors

@alveolate 2 года назад

technically a simile, but yea love those zefrankisms

@CrisMind 2 года назад

Zefrankisms are best

@Carewolf 2 года назад

And then he proved it by playing the noise, which sounded like donkey trying to get sensual with a dialup modem.

@ChestyVonF 2 года назад

That statue is INCREDIBLE. The projectile vomit in particular.

@thegoose8663 2 года назад

And they gave that monkey the most disgusted face possible. Like he is unsure what's happening and wants it to stop xD

@Hirundo-demersalis 2 года назад

Proboscis monkey used Water Gun! It’s super effective!

@bluewren65 2 года назад

INSPIRED design!

@rotua98 2 года назад

I live in Banjarbaru now, next to Banjarmasin where this statue at Past that statue hundreds of time, it close to traditional market, and just realise that FRUIT, and how it used to cover the penis hahahaha

@MaxMeridius0920 2 года назад

Another excellent presentation!! Thank you

@Ceerads 2 года назад

“In Nerd, the proboscis monkey is called,” etc. 😂😂😂😂 My life is immeasurably happier now that I’ve found Ze Frank’s videos.

@Irrazzo 2 года назад

One question about the extremely snub-nosed monkeys: What do they do when it rains? Short Google answer: Apparently some species hide their face between their knees when it rains, locals say (see Rhinopithecus strykeri), or they have to sneeze.

@kennethsandy4741 2 года назад

Sneeze a lot

@bullymaguire8414 2 года назад

This comment is so overcooked that even Bear Grylls wouldn`t eat it

@kennethsandy4741 2 года назад

An honor to hear your thoughts, try the soup @ The Last Chance Saloon in the mild west of Chicago

@sometimessnarky1642 2 года назад

My answer would have been... They don't look up or they drown.

@mrmarino366 2 года назад

"Projectile Vomiting, all over everything" I laughed way too hard at this haha. Everything in this video is just hilarious even the sponsorship part was funny. Plus I get to learn so much

@andnl9819 2 года назад

I was not prepared for that ending in the slightest

@Eveonthehill 2 года назад

Welcome back. We missed you. Glad you're here.

@travelingdude33914 2 года назад

Watched 2 episodes and had to subscribe. Best on RU-vid 🤣

@FlyntofRWBY 2 года назад

I'm so glad I found your channel all those months ago, cause whenever I need a good laugh, I just pull up your channel.

@TippyHippy 2 года назад

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@LaSnek 2 года назад

@@TippyHippy what

@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад

@@TippyHippy You’re gonna want to delete this comment in the morning when you’re sobered up.

@ReaperEOD 2 года назад

Yo I'm so glad to see you kicking around Flynt, frankly I'm just glad you're okay and wanted to thank you for everything as well. A suggestion as well if you find this style of humor to be uplifting, maybe try "How it's actually made", a lot of similar deadpan delivery that just makes me smile way more than it probably should. Anyways keep taking care of yourself, I hope everything is going well.

@kyleandrewbaguio3878 2 года назад

Thanks for those lyric videos Flynt

@HannahEsquenazi 2 года назад

I love your videos! I study primates and I adore the primate videos you’ve made! I don’t know if you know this, but your videos are used in university classes because your videos are accurate, funny and incredibly useful! My teacher showed many of yours because of how good they are! I’m so happy you made another primate one! I can’t wait for the next one!

@Zeuskabob1 2 года назад

That's awesome! Teachers with a sense of humor are priceless, and Ze definitely puts the work in to include relevant zoological information about the species he presents.

@moncielvariable 2 года назад

Wow! +

@PhoenixRoseYT 2 года назад

Can confirm, I had a professor (also for a primate class) use these vids once.

@lokicooper4690 2 года назад

Oh, how I wish these videos had been around when I was in uni. These would have been amazing to watch! Cool professor you have there.

@micahphilson 2 года назад

@@lokicooper4690 He's actually been making these videos for almost a decade! He took a good few years off in the middle, though. (and of course I discovered his channel just before the hiatus!)

@Scribbby 2 года назад

1:03 When you get too much plastic surgery.

@anon6056 2 года назад

Every video you make is great, and you always make me smile and laugh and cheer me up even if I'm uncomfortable too haha :) thank you

@MissLilyputt 2 года назад

I’m glad that now I know that there exists somewhere in the world, a huge proboscis monkey fountain that projectile vomits water everywhere. It’s definitely a conversation starter and also a good way to change a conversation quickly too.

@renees1021 2 года назад

I thought ZeFrank said statue is in Italy. Looked it up. Nope, it's in Indonesia. Italy must be in reference to what normal fountains do. lol 😆

@emordnilap4747 2 года назад

As an added bonus, if you want to make someone awkwardly find an excuse to stop talking to you, just bring up the giant monkey erection hidden behind the grapes.

@frankG335 Год назад

And a good way to end one!

@solidsnook 2 года назад

That instant at 7:55 where you realize the whole video was set up for that precise instant. More than 7 minutes of build-up for that single fact/joke, this is just incredible. Amazing.

@joeannpeople7392 2 года назад

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@P_Wigs 2 года назад

You’re funny. And I formative. Subscribed.

@amgis5218 2 года назад

That's my profile pic! Your funniest and most informative video yet.

@kerriemills7184 2 года назад

Oh man I needed this kind of uncomplicated laugh today. You are a true gem, sir. Never change.

@hannahcollins1816 2 года назад

Same here!!

@crazyballs9 2 года назад

Same here my man! We all struggling together but not alone 🙌🏼

@echothenardier8053 2 года назад

If you ever need to remember Catarrhines have down turned noses, “Nostrils down for Harambe” is a phrase I’ve used.

@rationalroundhead6739 2 года назад

Harambe... fuck, man, too soon.

@libbycowgill 2 года назад

I sometimes tell my students that New World monkeys looks like Voldemort.

@deprofundis3293 2 года назад

@@libbycowgill omg I love this 😂

@darkmammoth2232 2 месяца назад

1:51 That mandrill looks like it’s plotting revenge.

@larondalawvere2646 Год назад

all your videos are awesome, but this one was the apsolut best all the way through 😂 lol thanks

@monkeybabyni5286 2 года назад

A very beautiful animal that needs to be protected

@seanleith5312 2 года назад

Beautiful, monkeys are anything but beautiful. Disgustingly ugly.

@seanclements6206 2 года назад

@@seanleith5312 you think you're ugly?

@iSyriux 2 года назад

@@seanclements6206 Humans are not monkeys lmao

@naejimba 2 года назад

Well I dunno about all that, but protect them sure.

@bignuts8079 2 года назад

Beautiful is a stretch, but I agree

@babyboi3910 2 года назад

"i know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples." is an amazing line that is extremely underrated

@valentinagaytan4464 Год назад

Im so glad someone else picked up on this one

@DPSFSU 2 года назад

Does anyone else want a full video of Frank just talking to "Jerry or Gerry"? That's always my favorite part.

@IncognitosRandom 2 года назад

Love these videos

@stolenlaptop 2 года назад

zefrank: "No Jerry, I'm not going to talk about the erections" me... What? zefrank: "yet" me... Oh, I was worried for a second!

@TimeBucks 2 года назад

That statue is incredible

@meggiemcguire8114 2 года назад

Zefrank, you're my spirit animal, bro. You're the best.

@anthonyaguilar3949 2 года назад

These videos make me laugh with my mouth open even when I’m alone! No noise comes out but still, no one makes noisy laughs when they are alone.

@Krak966 2 года назад

I'm totally showing this to my eleventh grade bio class during the evolution unit. It's a great example of sexual selection, and a frickin' riot to watch.

@bignuts8079 2 года назад

@Beavis The blazer how

@gabetheprodi-g5940 2 года назад

So how'd it go

@henlo1910 2 года назад

The kid with the biggest nose in the class had his life changed that day

@jackieboy1593 2 года назад

@@henlo1910 Yep, we'd all be measuring noses the whole damn day

@corneliaannem6162 2 года назад

Nooooo Im a senior and if I had my teacher play this Itd be so awkward for everyone but wed all laugh it off lol 😂

@Buggzie_boi 2 года назад

My day went from bad to amazing within seconds, I MISSED YOUR VIDS SO MUCH

@MiscMitz 2 года назад

My day wasn't bad but it did get way better

@MiscMitz 2 года назад

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@MiscMitz 2 года назад

@@belindahasnia3992 wtf! Another porn spammer. Come on YT. Get your stuff together

@lizzykay9912 2 года назад

Monkey facts are always the best, their features like ears, hands and eyes look so human for me it makes me happy. Humans are so alone on out biological tree so a close relative is awesome.

@SpitFireBuz 2 года назад

god, i love this channel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it up!!!

@LizziesLukas 2 года назад

"Call up a friend and get naked. It's hell of a lot cheaper than going to Borneo" Me, who literally lived my whole life in Borneo part of Malaysia, considered that sentence a very nice compliment by the mention of the word "Borneo"