True Facts: The Lemur 

Toilet gets slighted at a cocktail party. Toilet's face flushes with embarrassment .

“Females are dominant.” Then explain King Julian?

I swear, the best parts of these videos are when he laughs at his own jokes

I laughed so hard. Thanks for educating, entertaining, and encouraging us to help these animals. Much respect .

....literally the first time I realized the lil piggy wasn't going on a shopping trip

The way he said 'babies' killed me.

@4:52 - "Blowing smoke up one's a**" refers to a popular practice of 18th-century France (and some other parts of Europe), wherein tobacco smoke was issued through an enema-like piping system into the rectum of willing customers, who believed it to be a restorative. The practice of serving food and drink along with this lengthy procedure became the norm, and the French word for "restore" is the etymological root for "Restaurant" for this reason. No, seriously. I'm not even joking.

The time has come. Humans need lemurs to help out. Could they possibly make some donations toward research for a vaccine against covid 19?

*ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!*

Everything I wanted to know, but didn’t learn from the Kraft brothers 🤓

”...Sort of a ’airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to squeeze past the drink cart’ kind of walking’.” So accurate I died. 😂🤣🙃

I’m so happy this is back

god: "let there be lemurs" *everyone liked that*

"Just finished my snack. Now to wipe its venom on my balls." -Lemurs

His analogies are so on point and brilliantly hilarious.

“The little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip” UM EXCUSE ME?!??!? I had to pause the video and walk away because that was a sudden and disturbing realization

This is the stuff you don’t learn watching Zaboomafoo

Today is a day of celebration, brothers!

“...like byiürds...“ 😂

Ah, the tail. The necktie of the butt.

“Like this one. Who looks like he just realized that the little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip.” Me: “huh? ............ OH MY GOD!”

Mix the smells from your rear buttus, front stank, and two pitzels and wave it at someone... ten bucks, they'll leave 😭😭😭😭😭

2:30 Monty Python's "I fart in your general direction" got a whole new meaning...

ZOOBOOMAFOO

The saying "blowing smoke up their ass" is a reference to Victorian medicine where they would use tobacco smoke as an enema using a tube and a bellows. It was mostly used as an early form of resuscitation.

"It even learned how to make nests, like beurds"

"This is Brendas little tree mow" that one gets me everytime

3:13 Missed opportunity: The Sifaka don't give a faka.

I'm a zookeeper who has worked with ring-tailed lemurs and I 100% approve of you're videos as well as the conservation messages

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!"

As a kid I thought learning about nature was fun. Now as an old guy with an iPad, zefrank shows me it's actually hilarious. Haha

Im just here for zoobomafoo references

I'm glad you are are promoting a conservation organization in the video :)

Watching this in a library was a grave mistake

Probably named his cat “cat food cat” I passed away.

i already knew how you were going to say lemur before i even clicked i was not disappointed lee-myurr

True facts about Zefrank1 1. He only uploads once in a blue moon. 2. Have control over the moon, meaning he can upload whenever he wants. 3. Can't see the colour purple. 4. Can't count past 4 4. Not a fan of list 4. Is regarded as being the "most hella adorbs" of all the primates.

Let's all give our prayers to Zaboomafoo... R.I.P "Monguseeka"

Ordinary people: Ring-tailed lemur Me, an intellectual: Zoboomafoo

I still haven’t gotten used to you being active again so every time I see your name in my sub box my heart skips a beat and I get really happy

I CANNOT believe you didn't say "Sifaka don't give a faka"

Who else just watch this videos every now and them again because they are just too good to only be watched once?

“The mouse lemur.... which is amazing” Agreed

You should make a video about the Kakapo! It’s an endangered parrot on New Zealand that doesn’t have any wings, and just runs around on the ground, and they’re _amazing_

ZEFRANK IS BACK! AGAIN! seriously stop dying

Zefrank: "The piggy who went to market wasn't going on a shopping trip." Me: O.O Me: My childhood is ruined. Again.

"like byeeerds"

"Turd's-eye view" cracked me up pretty good. :D

I actually had a roommate who worked at the Duke Lemur Center. He said that every so often one of the lemurs would figure out how to escape from the enclosure, but nobody cared. Literally, 10 times out of 10, that poor lemur would show up on the outside of the enclosure within a matter of days, whining and clinging to the fence, *DESPERATE to be let back in, where it was safe, warm, dry, and they had all the sliced fruit they could eat.* I like to think that the conversation among the other lemurs goes something like this: "Oh, hey, it's Tim! Where'd you run off to Tim?" "Shut up, Larry." "Hey, look everybody! Tim's back! Say hi, Tim!" "I mean it Larry, I'm not in the mood." "What, you mean you didn't enjoy your holiday?" "I swear to God, Larry, just drop it!"

"Basking its nitzels in the sun" Oh my God,that one had me dying over here. 🤣🤣🤣

>>King Julien has entered the chat >>Mort has entered the chat King Julien: Mort! What did I say >>Mort has left the chat

Oh my the legend is BACK!

"Food just flying around. Like if a tornado hit a Flamin Hot cheeto factory!" That would be the highlight of my life!

“Like a fraternity brother cup wafting a fart” 😂😂

Just like byuuurds you say?

That claw is basically only used for coke nowadays.

Look mom, I'm doing the scientific knowledge!

"Turd's-eye view" and "Total eclipse of the bum" are freaking brilliant!

I feel weirdly connected to Zefrank based on the fact that the Reddit post about the little piggy impacted us so greatly it stays with us to this day

Octopus tree: *Spents 100.000 years developing spikes to not be climbed.* Sifaka: *Climbs it* Octopus Tree: *Am I a Joke to you?*

This is probably one of the best channels I've ever found

It's amazing how softly they land. On the Isle of Wight there's a place where you can can walk through an enclosure to get close with them. You're not allowed to touch them but they jump and climb all over you. They are as soft and gentle as can be and they love sitting on your shoulder like a pirate with parrot

THE LORD WALKS AMONG US ONCE AGAIN

Leemyur. The only pronunciation I will ever need.

Zoboomafoo

He said Waved in their general direction... What are the French doing in Mada- THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU-

“Like fraternity brothers cup wafting a fart” 😂😂😂😩🤮☠️

He isn't dead. And for a while I was worried

I thought you had left us for another 4 years.

"Let's pretend we're dragons" I died.

R.I.P. the lemur that played Zaboo in Zaboomafoo.

Omg the pig didn't go to the market willingly.... Mind blown

Lemurs are cute, especially the Bebeis. 🤣🤣

"if you did this with your roommates you'd be close too, it's like picking a piece of lint off your roommates sweater, except your both naked, and your using your tongue" 👅

Thanks for featuring my country's unique animal!! We're proud of our lemurs. We have massive protected natural forest where lemurs live freely and it takes hours of getting lost in there to find them, but it's totally worth it. And yes, they're loud AF. I wish flight tickets to Madagascar were cheaper to allow people to come visit more. Nature lovers would be taken aback by the unique animals and plants we have. As well as landscape and breathtaking beaches. Although maybe it's better to not have too much flooding tourist too :D

"Let's pretend we're dragons." "I have an idea!" 😖😆🤣

“While walking in the woods one day, Chris and Martin saw something strange...”

"And I'm not just blowing smoke up their butts. I...I don't even know why I would do that"

"Oh, No..nope that's a male"

I was legit thinking about this channel in class just 10 minutes ago and now an update. Life isn’t so bad now.

0:53 "It's like picking a piece of lint off your roomate's sweater. Except you're both naked and you're using your tongue." Possibly my favorite quote ever from Zefrank.

I like to move it, move it She like to move it, move it We like to move it, move it We like to move it!

Liked the video before watching to make sure it was real.

The very honest and far too descriptive David Attenborough.

“Mouse Lemur” I think the world you are looking for is Mort!

>>King Julien has entered the chat >>Mort has entered the chat King Julien: Mort! What did I say >>Mort has left the chat

Brenda and Jerome pissin' on a tree. P-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Omg...the little piggy went to the market....and turned to sausage!?? My childhood is ruined. I'm 16 and I never realized....zefrank...why...

"Like if a tornado hit a flaming hot cheeto factory" That's strangely specific 😂 Love the way you describe stuff that goes on in nature

Woah did that lemur’s magnum shlong just flap upwards?

God tier content has arrived. Rest your eyes upon it.

This one could be either, owp nope that's a male.

I’ve always wanted a couple lemurs as pets . They’re so cool . I hope they don’t go extinct

Just watched this one, maybe all time best True Facts. The ending was a rich trove of puns, my favorite humor. So I end with this.... Happy tails doodoo, until we excrete again.

*sort of like an airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to squeeze past the drink cart kind of walking.*

I’ve never clicked on something so fast

"We might be endangered some day" He told the future

Lemurs? I think you mean *Jeromes*

DADS BACK WITH THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN

The grandfather of RU-vid has posted. Amen