True Facts: The Ogre Faced Spider

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Deinopis is a throw back to an older, cooler kind of cribellate spider. Lots of spigots...LOTS. OF. SPIGOTS.
I forgot to add one very important credit for the wonderful egg sac weaving footage: / basin79
Peter Clausen @bugsincyberspace
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to contact me regarding footage i could use or interesting leads on biology topics: zefrank@gmail.com

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Комментарии : 8 тыс.

@Skittenmeow 5 лет назад

"Like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." Perfection

@helenarosno 5 лет назад

2:25 “That is why Deinopis *never laughs* “ I don’t normally think spiders are cute but I laughed at that😂

@cosmincelau6157 5 лет назад

Ah... Helena..

@scottlissa6433 5 лет назад

So happy when I see a notification that you’ve posted something new.

@KS-no6ln 5 лет назад

I agree!

@fostercomedy9014 5 лет назад

Scott Lissa lol I know I make an audible gasp while surrounded by strangers

@noneofyourbusiness3341 5 лет назад

Scott Lissa same lol

@badendagan 5 лет назад

OMG HIS BACK

@scottlissa6433 5 лет назад

Foster Comedy lol

@terryvimes8771 4 года назад

I just love the way he says "bebbes". Can't get enough of it.

@lizzytroy9503 4 года назад

Somebody once told me The world was gonna web me I ain't the sharpest stick in the egg sack

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

😆😆

@thereal6131 3 года назад

“Catch it hear in sex tape night vision green” had me dead! 💀 💀 💀

@doommantisbugking2952 5 лет назад

4:39 Excited for Halloween as a mummy until you realize who's tying you up as a mummy.

@Yoshikarter1 5 лет назад

Or when you realize that after being wrapped up and you can't escape, you'll receive a painful venomous injection that paralyzes you and liquefies your insides. I think I'll just go a ghost this year.

@noahlesh8001 3 года назад

"don't shake hands with spiderman" has me rolling

@twig4661 4 года назад

are you TRYING to make me die of laughter... because its working

@ThemFishinBois 4 года назад

"It's like the sweater that your grandma gave you fused into the packaging surrounding the Doritos"? ????????? What the **** did I just hear?

@demon515 3 года назад

Confusing explanations is how the ze frank do.

@adanrose1 4 года назад

''she looks pist'' lol ''rage chewing'' god i cant quit watchin his show!

@francescafaithreyes9812 4 года назад

Petition for him to have his own seasons in Netflix

@macswisher4818 2 года назад

The narration is on point 👍🤣

@cfjermedal 5 лет назад

“Like a one-cheeked fart” 😂😂

@MillennialRevolt 5 лет назад

I snorted so hard at that

@aaronanthony1363 5 лет назад

Haha found your comment right as he said it.. good lord

@ARocketScientist85 3 года назад

This is fascinating and terrifying. I am trully glad that those things don't get to be the size of a dog or something... noamsayin?

@Calvimh10 3 года назад

I’m surprised you didn’t mention the fact that they go blind every morning because the sun literally fry’s their retinas.

@sg4c695 3 года назад

Fun fact: When you find coins in your room it’s your your lil friendly spiders paying their rent so don’t sweep them out

@Angel-rr2ow 3 года назад

👍

@rightnutnews2290 3 года назад

👍

@meowsquarade 3 года назад

👍

@D_U_N_E 3 года назад

Why I had to kill my spiders, missed rent for 4 months in a row.

@zBMatt 3 года назад

@PEDRO PAULO SILLOS PEREIRA your order of extra small condoms has been shipped.

@stewarta4917 4 года назад

I feel like I’m getting smarter and dumber at the same time

@daphnekaplan9126 4 года назад

That is so true !

@linda1lee2 4 года назад

That is how zefrank do!

@Nonobsolete 4 года назад

True balanced, as all the things should be

@fuckingsomeome__5317 4 года назад

Lol same

@suep9445 4 года назад

😱🤣😎

@wiilov 5 лет назад

David was literally born yesterday, Zefrank, cut him some slack.

@BoomKing69 5 лет назад

He should be cutting his own sack slack.

@ahmadsarr4277 5 лет назад

Austin Felton exactly 😂😭😭

@larkunique4932 4 года назад

@Oggatha Christie Thank you

@astrea4020 4 года назад

Well Vanessa could do it sooo 🙄

@sharkdude2633 4 года назад

@AceAlbatros 5 лет назад

The first 30 seconds of this video makes me wonder if my dog has a name for me and how terrible it must be.

@teresamcmurrin8672 5 лет назад

AceAlbatros Trust me, it can't possibly be as bad as a cat's names for us...

@Sgtnolisten 5 лет назад

Teresa McMurrin the reason cats and dogs don’t get along is because the cats names for us is THAT insulting...

@JordyFidis 5 лет назад

@@Sgtnolisten But cats and dogs do get along, unless of course, one of them is an asshole

@herbderbler1585 5 лет назад

@@JordyFidis unfortunately assholes are common among cats and not unheard of among dogs.

@JavenarchX 5 лет назад

@@teresamcmurrin8672 haha...yeah my thoughts exactly

@VidralliaArchives 4 года назад

Can we have a "True Facts: David" and it's just Zefrank narrating footage of various creatures being exceptionally unsmart?

@alexstone691 3 года назад

I like this video but this i need

@adudenameddrake3563 3 года назад

He just released it 2 minutes ago! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Lrj2Hq7xqQ8.html

@TrashSniper 3 года назад

@@adudenameddrake3563 I fucking hate you with all my heart

@galanie 3 года назад

LMAO My brothers' name is David and he was married to Vanessa. Was. I find this funnier than most probably because of that.

@souldancer9091 3 года назад

@@adudenameddrake3563 I’ve never been so disappointed by getting rick rolled in all my life-

@208jdog 5 лет назад

I like how zefrank can leave youtube for years, come back and still get millions of views.... we never left u zefrank

@adararelgnel2695 5 лет назад

Lol right!? Already at half a million views and it's only been like half a day since he posted

@net_spider 5 лет назад

Exactly what I was thinking! Just happy to find his new video in my Recommended. ^_^

@peterthor9940 5 лет назад

I needed his voice

@marycyskymutia4176 5 лет назад

Zefrank's voice is da only thing that can make me love science. . . whenever I can't sleep I watch he's videos Bcoz he's voice is soothing af

@christopherleveck6835 5 лет назад

We need to get him to talk to Grade A and see if he'll come back. Who knows maybe they hide under the same Rock.

@dumpster9048 5 лет назад

"If you don't speak nerd, that means 'dang they see good'" Thank you for the translation. Much appreciated

@jaxusr235 5 лет назад

Mm.

@theboss9449 5 лет назад

Jaxus R your input will be noted. Processed, and rebuilt onto the mainframe.

@kungfuman1655 5 лет назад

666 likes

@thatweirdperson4378 5 лет назад

Read that as he said it.

@ClanImprobable Год назад

I love when he gives them names. Vanessa was very mature. David needed to stay in the eggsack and cook a little longer.

@AmaryIIion Год назад

I think the problem was he did in fact stay too long, big bro couldn't get out lol

@danielamichelle76 5 лет назад

I always forget this dude exists and when he comes back with a video I get over excited

@naturegirl1999 5 лет назад

Daniela Reyes I don’t forget, I eagerly wait for the new video

@m3talcake145 5 лет назад

Every time he posts i just drop everything i do and watch.

@KimberlyDayah 5 лет назад

@@m3talcake145 me too :)

@EugeniaBonucci1965 5 лет назад

Same

@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 лет назад

Same here!

@马列主义孙子全家去死 5 лет назад

Finally, you recalled your RU-vid account’s password.

@theresebrandser 5 лет назад

“It’s like a lunch date after a bad argument... rage chewing” 😂😂😂

@kengamble8595 5 лет назад

Yeah, I have witnessed that..... a few times...... could chew through a steel beam in under a minute ! 😊

@QueenBForLife 5 лет назад

Lmao she really does look pissed.

@blackmagician7645 5 лет назад

😀Or- "Don't $%!# where you eat unless what you eat likes $%!#" 😆

@WhimsicalCreature457 5 лет назад

Grrrrrr..... chew.

@daleroberts855 5 лет назад

@@blackmagician7645 Wise words that I live my life by.

@Mystic2760 5 лет назад

"Uploaded 4 minutes ago" - has over 4.3k views already That's how you know this fanbase is devoted

@lukefender94 5 лет назад

I would pause childbirth to watch a new true facts video

@dragom2009 5 лет назад

All hail Zefrank Our time space traveling benevolent deity.

@julianz7555 5 лет назад

One hour in and we got 124k I am pretty impressed

@extendoduck 3 года назад

You know the creator is loved when there are thousands of views before the first one finishes watching the video

@ivanov093 4 года назад

I love how "if you don't speak nerd, that means, 'dang they see good' " attacks everyone who hears it.

@kimberlyperkins2992 4 года назад

Laughed so hard I snorted

@Jeeroy_Lenkins 3 года назад

I am a nerd so your theory is incorrect

@USAlien234 3 года назад

Lmao it got me 😆 😆

@marcuslaurel5758 3 года назад

@@Jeeroy_Lenkins Shut up nerd. The word “nerd” in that context is being used as a pejorative and therefore attacks you whether you feel insulted or not.

@JuliaGhoulia87 3 года назад

I spat out my cuppa dang good tea

@Sgtnolisten 5 лет назад

“She looks pissed. Like a dinner date after an argument” I’m done

@PorchPotatoMike 5 лет назад

Sgtnolisten “Rage chewing”

@unlimitedduckgamer 5 лет назад

Thats where i lost it.

@eustace8520 5 лет назад

*"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument."

@XUnholyMusicianX 5 лет назад

A one cheek spread fart Puuuuhhh...... XD

@gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад

Ogre kingdoms total war Warhammer 3

@LevvyJFoxxy Год назад

This was the first zefrank video I came across and I was laying in bed so high at the time, I was not prepared for the "one cheek spread fart" bit. Caught me completely off guard, you know that type of laugh where you feel like it's taken years of build up to release? Got to the point I had to pause the video and sit up because my cheeks and stomach ached so much. Two huge wet patches of tears on my pillow from the avalanche of giggle fits I just couldn't stop. This was at 2am during lockdown and still to this day - that comparison and fart noise still gets a good giggle out of me. Cheers zefrank, I really needed that at the time bro. It was like the therapy I didn't even know I needed.

@cinnamon5930 5 лет назад

When he made the "spider laugh noise" that shit took me out.

@OpinionatedChicken59 5 лет назад

**Pfffeh**

@RetroNewWaveBoy 5 лет назад

@Suffer No Fools what the hell are you even on about? "took me out" was used in the 90's in the same context, you lemming.

@Shelleybean3315 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@DaithiSan 5 лет назад

Suffer No Fools you must be fun at parties...

@Critter_Farm 5 лет назад

@Suffer No Fools Your username is very ironic. You realize that people coming up with new ways to refer to the same thing is the way language evolves, right?

@DracoTheBlack 5 лет назад

I was expecting 200 babie spiders to come pouring out of that hole...

@ianmiller6040 5 лет назад

They tried.

@nightburner5357 5 лет назад

Thanks for that David

@trapeye3464 5 лет назад

david spoilt

@Nafuttoid 5 лет назад

David is the winner of chicken diner

@gwrober 5 лет назад

THANKS DAVID

@edabbott8130 5 лет назад

Your voice is a mix between Morgan Freeman and Internet Historian

@highpockets359 5 лет назад

Oh wow, you're right

@invisibleenenra9596 4 года назад

EdBot with Comedic remarks like Jeff Dunham

@TheDevile1 4 года назад

@@invisibleenenra9596 Jeff dunhams a Comedian??

@Morphis 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ch5MEJk5ZCQ.html

@invisibleenenra9596 4 года назад

The Devils In The Detail Yes He Is, Plus His Inappropriate Jokes Are So Funny They Make People Laugh

@jtek2259 3 года назад

fun fact: their night vision is so good that they go blind each morning

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

Just like me

@VJETRA 3 года назад

Task failed successfully.

@Xalerdane Год назад

Yep. Because spiders don’t have eyelids or irises, they can’t control the amount of light that enters their eyes. So every morning when the sun comes up the ogre-faced spider’s special cell layer is overloaded and _literally burns away, rendering them completely blind._ The spiders have no choice except to sit and wait until it gets dark enough for the insides of their eyes to successfully grow back.

@darkmage85 4 года назад

My name is David and i can confirm: We are idiots.

@borgir3451 4 года назад

yea my younger brothers name is david and he's also an idiot

@DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop 4 года назад

As a fellow David, I second that.

@daviguedes8949 4 года назад

Aye

@davidhamilton1632 4 года назад

Shit

@thewolfking1152 4 года назад

Davids Unite😂

@twaalfendertig 5 лет назад

Dude, you sound like how I imagine the voice of a cat would be.

@king4217able 5 лет назад

Look up his other stuff he has so many cat videos

@Zyk0th 4 года назад

He is the voice of Cat in the Dear Kitten commercials.

@deeppurplecutie 4 года назад

@@Zyk0th ooooh that's why it's so familiar!

@MrSharpeace 4 года назад

Somewhere between Tom Waits, and Brian Cranston as Heisenberg.

@Ssssssnakeisone 4 года назад

@⁅Greαt Grαnd Fαther Lʊrd King-Emperor Beliαl-Mαle⁆ Lorenzo Music. If imagining cat voices yourself, just brain harder.

@slinkerdeer 5 лет назад

"They cut a tiny circle, and the circle of life continues." That was an excellent finisher

@spydere3392 5 лет назад

And then came David

@gollumslovesongs334 5 лет назад

My precious?

@MacCakePie 5 лет назад

The more excellent finisher was „Uh, millenials...“ :D

@Not_Sure-2020 5 лет назад

Heh...millennials.

@slinkerdeer 5 лет назад

Wow this comment blew up fast, i won't be one of those dicks who edits it saying OMMGGG SO MANU LIKEESSSS

@TheVetusMores 5 лет назад

"A soft laugh, like a one-cheek-spread fart ... _pffuhh_ ... "

@mrspoopy3227 5 лет назад

2:25

@monsour1900 5 лет назад

I died at the accuracy of the description and the stealthiness of the deed.

@Jason-qc4ty 5 лет назад

I peed a little on that one lol

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад

Subtly attempting the One Cheek Sneak _always_ goes bad in public by the end and turns into the One Cheek Squeak. And awkwardness. Such awkwardness. Everyone trying to pretend you didn't fart fail and keep a straight face. But you did. And they know it. And you know they know it.

@SohanDsouza 5 лет назад

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing I read the second paragraph in zefrank1's voice. 😁

@kathrynemares7961 5 лет назад

"She looks pissed, its like a lunch date after a bad argument." I cracked up haha

@thea-ronator57 5 лет назад

“...like rage chewing.”

@pinupgirl9160 5 лет назад

Kathryne Mares lol same 😂

@Sg4809 5 лет назад

Rage chewing 😂

@thomaskilmer 5 лет назад

I couldn't unsee it after that.

@BernardSolomon 5 лет назад

You stole my line (s), LOL

@Ridisculed 5 лет назад

"Spiders are like onions." -Spigre

@hibajebli3788 5 лет назад

Bc they make u cry 😭

@leovanilla6833 5 лет назад

Doctor: Spigre isn't real. He can't hurt you. Spigre: WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP.

@pedrorhodes6206 5 лет назад

They have layers

@yellooh 5 лет назад

Good one!

@ratbat1072 5 лет назад

They stink

@thekingsdale2899 3 года назад

Ladies and gentlemen, my fear of spiders is deteriorating!!! I literally cried because for the first time i see it for its unique beauty and not its strange difference. the Ogre spider is now my favorite spider. her eyes are like sniper optics. That case i know for a fact spider vision is crazy!

@insertnamehere6659 2 года назад

Interesting fact! An Ogre Spider has to regrow its retinas every night because, during the day, they absorb so much light that they burn up! The disadvantages of having no eyelids are intense.

@alchemicmercury 2 года назад

Did you see true facts about the peacock spider? Buddy your in for a treat

@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 Год назад

The ogre spiders look relatively cute when compared to most other spiders, especially with those funny-looking faces of theirs.

@xhappybunnyx Год назад

spiders are seriously such cool organisms. Completely self-sufficient, tool-using, solitary fisher-folk just living their tiny cool lives.

@DylRicho Год назад

As cool as they are, they haven't got anything on jumping spiders in my opinion.

@jazzbeaunola 5 лет назад

"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument......rage chewing." Hilarious!

@amezfires9247 4 года назад

That made me laugh so hard 😂😂

@violetartem1034 5 лет назад

Can’t believe I’ve spent hours watching boring documentaries to study when this gold existed

@vapormissile 5 лет назад

This should be required viewing for middle-school biology. Solid, funny science.

@caseyo5524 5 лет назад

This is probably the sparksnotes of documentaries

@samhansen9771 5 лет назад

@@vapormissile we were shown it in marine science when we had extra time

@vapormissile 5 лет назад

if only we had had such technologicial tools at our disposal. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gJPTf9SmfL8.html

@rodgill9376 5 лет назад

"Don't shake hands with Spider-Man. You just don't know." I'm so done LOL

@eldermillennial8330 5 лет назад

Also, most spiders have detachable penises, so at least Mary Jane is never lonely.😝😈

@rodgill9376 5 лет назад

@@eldermillennial8330 poor Mary Jane 😓

@hoodycoo4391 5 лет назад

He gonna cover mj in *GLURRRE*

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад

Mephisto broke up Peter and Mary Jane.

@love_mandyxo 4 года назад

“It’s bébé time!” I love that line 😂

@GoCrazy69 3 года назад

Really now 😏

@nissan_skyline 2 года назад

It's more like, "bèby" lol. The pronunciation of bébé sounds like be•bay.

@EndiXIV 5 лет назад

I was JUST thinking “Hmm zefrank must be on a hiatus again” like two days ago

@tjzambonischwartz 5 лет назад

Uncle Bubbles same here!

@davidrosas2127 5 лет назад

@@tjzambonischwartz uh oh i used the word hiatus in my comment too. $10 word club!

@nicklewis470 5 лет назад

I swear that always happens with me. like the other day I was just thinking I haven't seen JonTron upload anything in a while and the next day he made his goop vid.

@SumanthSamuel 5 лет назад

We will Cherish every one of those 6 minutes and 46 seconds.

@bringbackthegooddaysofyoutube 5 лет назад

And that is how the ogre faced spider do.

@countrygurlgardener8968 5 лет назад

😂

@xivix6710 5 лет назад

I was waiting for this line

@redflame300 5 лет назад

Just don't shake hands with spiderman

@codywarhawk7099 3 года назад

He didn't even say "captured in 4k." He said *"captured in sextape night vision green."* 🤣 I love this channel.

@Mandatory.Testicular.Torsion 4 года назад

I’m currently in biology class and professor had me pull up this video on the giant screen in the auditorium. You made 175 college students very happy today

@overlord267 4 года назад

Did you get caught watching it in class?

@MystralThunder 4 года назад

@@overlord267 Excuse me? Do you mean to ask if he had to put it up because he got caught? That really sounds confusing the way you put it

@airotiv7916 4 года назад

Excellent choice 🎉

@forregom 4 года назад

What about the horrifying spider face?

@airotiv7916 4 года назад

@@forregom If it was just a whole video just zooming into its face then yeah, it would be definitely disturbing, especially for the arachnophobics 🤣🤣🤣

@p_ma 5 лет назад

“Cute little nostrils, oh no, those are also eyes....” (≧∇≦)

@dcryptikz83 5 лет назад

Every one of your recent videos has my eyes “gleurred” to the screen

@amariofernandes9358 5 лет назад

*spider catches insect* "It's all ogre now"

@asrielthedreamer6783 5 лет назад

Looks like I wasn't the only one with Shrek jokes*

@ausaralexander2627 5 лет назад

“This is the par where you run away”

@milili27 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣 Wow..

@eyeballpapercut4400 4 года назад

@@ausaralexander2627 *where you couldn't

@bekjanz 4 года назад

I thought this was Singsing reference 🤣

@jamesstetson5727 4 года назад

"She looks pissed, like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage Chewing!"

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

😡🍔🥤

@carolannroberts 3 года назад

Does this remind anyone else of KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?

@themaggattack 2 года назад

@@carolannroberts Wow, now THAT'S a blast from the past! 🤡

@mirek4357 5 лет назад

"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot He's an idiot" That one got me good

@davebuchan81 5 лет назад

Got me too haha.

@David39151 5 лет назад

same here

@lahlybird895 5 лет назад

Now I'm confused. I thought David was an ant

@DarthChewie 5 лет назад

David is useless. To hell with ALL David's. Or perhaps just that David. Or perhaps all spiders. Or both.

@lahlybird895 5 лет назад

@@DarthChewie But David is not a spider O.o .

@questingchris1699 5 лет назад

Love it when a new True Facts comes out. It’s like a random gift.

@jocelynbh97 5 лет назад

Questing Chris remember that one time when we had to wait 4 years for a video 🥴

@ronangoss4904 5 лет назад

I do

@misterpanini8169 5 лет назад

you might need to poop in a pitcher plant for payment.

@questingchris1699 5 лет назад

Jlow yep

@veramae4098 2 года назад

I wonder if he could be talked into making a "True Facts" about Putin? Of course, It might get him killed .... Never mind.

@crispy982 5 лет назад

That "Cramming for a math test and needed a break" part hit way too close to home

@jonnietube 3 года назад

I can't be the only one who has to hit "Pause" every now and then, after something particularly hilarious, because I can't hear the next few sentences over my own laughter? Surely?

@Wuzzup129 5 лет назад

"Deinopis don't need no gluerr. It does it old school." *Gleurr*

@starlabradshaw2969 5 лет назад

*Gleurr.*

@markuskuhn9006 5 лет назад

*Gleurr*

@Wulthrin 5 лет назад

that is how zefrank do

@BassNinja 5 лет назад

Hahahaha

@Wuzzup129 5 лет назад

@@Wulthrin *Keks loudly*

@ellenmurphree4927 5 лет назад

Had a crappy day but this makes it all better.

@esssaaaa5417 5 лет назад

Ellen Murphree same

@incognito8023 5 лет назад

Cheers

@MissEarthling 5 лет назад

Me too

@Allison_Leigh 5 лет назад

I read this as "Had a creepy day".

@thenewyoutuber4798 5 лет назад

Right

@FloatingSunfish 5 лет назад

"David" -- every species has one.

@Davidxcat 5 лет назад

@kaize. 5 лет назад

Oof

@davidshi451 5 лет назад

I feel sad now

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад

It's not ogre it's never ogre.

@theoneinthemiddle5553 3 года назад

"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot, Hes an idiot" lol I fucking died

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

IKR lol 😆

@bernarddino3827 5 лет назад

"I'ts bebe time"

@livelybubbs6242 5 лет назад

Bebe’s kids

@gesie0504 5 лет назад

"don't Shake Hands with Spiderman because you don't know.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@SilvioMDante 5 лет назад

And that ladies and gents, is how the Ogre Faced Spider do.

@immersiveparadox 5 лет назад

I can't believe he forgot that again!!

@graceng7986 5 лет назад

I was waiting for him to say that! :P

@tasertag7513 5 лет назад

MEDIC!

@paulmacbay9404 Год назад

No matter how many times I view these they never get old. I love true facts.

@zahra4829 5 лет назад

"She gave him the name of fúckstick bastard díckwad" Lmao felt this on a spiritual level-

@jonathancarter9371 5 лет назад

Ascends in Stiff Mode*

@junothelazywolf6346 5 лет назад

Tee Hee knows that my dads old name was fuckface mc dickwad

@deborahfarmer2532 5 лет назад

I absolutely adored that.

@Feliphezo 5 лет назад

How does that relate to you?

@pepethecrab5952 5 лет назад

That was hilarious

@australovenatortomino_1741 5 лет назад

Is this channel too perverse? Is it too educational? Or is it teaching biology the right way...

@commissarvincentdaltrevely8269 5 лет назад

Yes

@leod.4401 5 лет назад

All of the above...and its awesome lol

@zblurth855 5 лет назад

I came from a channel name dirtybiologie to see this video (it a french chanel but i am quite sur english CC are available) everything check out

@khaeiiiiiii 5 лет назад

The answer? Y E S

@NatYourAverageNerd 5 лет назад

“She looks pissed. Like a bad lunch date after an argument.” That spider WAS pissed. XD

@FoxDragon 5 лет назад

Rage Chewing is my new favorite

@robertelessar 5 лет назад

That line made me laugh harder than I've laughed in about seven years. It was so true.

@SaikoSoda 5 лет назад

Why seven years tho

@risabee6312 4 года назад

“Rage chewing...” This spider is my spirit animal. 🖤

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

Mine 2

@camrendavis6650 5 лет назад

2:57 "-don't need no *Gluerrrr"* LOL, wtf XD

@PopeGoliath 5 лет назад

You must be new here. Welcome!

@jeepersmcgee3466 5 лет назад

Go watch the carnivorous plants video. Some of them look like they're tipped with *dewrrr*

@nunya_bizniz 5 лет назад

That's how Zefrank do.

@Nick70011 5 лет назад

We don't do that here

@nathanhaynes8489 5 лет назад

Bolas spider uses the glue. He did that one last time or time before

@ashleycraiglozada2550 5 лет назад

"it's behbeh time" the behbeh never gets old. I love you zefrank

@cypresswillow2591 5 лет назад

That's how use it nowadays instead of the normal "babies" lol

@encinoman903 5 лет назад

"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after an argument."

@gabe1431 5 лет назад

Delete your fucking comment. You stole this shit

@Bulletproof_Trump 5 лет назад

I see quotes. That's them saying someone else said it

@gabe1431 5 лет назад

@@Bulletproof_Trump It's a quote by someone else who also quoted it.

@donkey7921 5 лет назад

@@gabe1431 why does it matter? How do you know its stolen?

@px2a 5 лет назад

Sheast z because someone already said it moron

@DoBeLove 5 лет назад

"Ugh, Millennials!" This guy kills me.

@aoyukinana 5 лет назад

David i will give him a week and half

@coelacanth9821 4 года назад

hah, good catch!

@backupsideways 4 года назад

Ok boomer

@jasonflay8818 4 года назад

Ok boomer!

@diamondbrony8550 4 года назад

What?

@konamiboyfool 5 лет назад

Who else is waiting for true facts about humans?

@MCAndyT 5 лет назад

Have you seen the human tests? pretty good stuff

@joshuapenner2164 5 лет назад

Human tests dood :)

@KeKe-dw9gf 5 лет назад

What about it

@UnbreakableM1nd 5 лет назад

Lol just edit a bunch of footage from pornhub.

@Evergreen_Trees_are_cool 5 лет назад

I'm curious how he would explain mental illness in a humorous way....

@MrManu2468 5 лет назад

This spider looks like someone tried to make a spider look cute but failed miserably.

@BDSquirrel 5 лет назад

It does have the huge "Notice me, Senpai" anime eyes.

@MsMrapplepie 5 лет назад

I mean, they made the legs too long for it to be cute. Needs to have more of a jumping spider build.

@SmokeyOwOs 5 лет назад

Cartoon spiders in real life essentially

@rbush19861 5 лет назад

The jumping spiders' jealous, ugly, sibling.

@YamacKocovali7 5 лет назад

@@rbush19861 that's it

@ThomasEWalker 3 года назад

I speak photographer and dang, that's amazing!!! Their eyebally things are way faster than my very best lenses ever were. I had some very big lenses, too. I love the True Facts writing; I think I'm in love. With the writing! Not like that - that would be icky.

@phasm42 5 лет назад

"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." 😅😅😅 gold

@davantiowo6519 5 лет назад

Lol

@RubixtheCubix198783 4 года назад

I was just gonna quote!

@treemu 5 лет назад

you: glue me, an intellectual: G L U R R R W

@cameronwhite2760 2 года назад

I have only recently discovered this channel. What have I been missing out on?! The combination of sarcasm and humor keeps my attention despite ADHD. This is what should have been shown during my school years and should be shown to todays children.

@NannyCorz 5 лет назад

“Rage chewing” is now my new favourite saying

@ScarletTermite 5 лет назад

NannyCorz yessss!

@inspectahdeeeohoh3079 5 лет назад

I read your comment exactly the same time the narrator said the phrase "rage chewing" I'm in pain laughing Haha 🕷😁🤣🤣🤣😜👌

@tupecktherappingparrot4345 5 лет назад

NannyCorz as a parrot, I can say rage chewing is a thang!

@theflowerhead 5 лет назад

Which has to be closely followed by "rage chewing". 💀 XD

@aazhie 5 лет назад

Good band name but also SUCH A MOOD

@muffinymuffin69 5 лет назад

Title: “Ogre faced spider” My brain: *Shrek face on a spider*

@IAmTheStig32 5 лет назад

I'M A TERRIFYING OGRE!!

@TotallyNotASpy1 5 лет назад

SomeBODY once told me the world ain't gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest fang in the weeeeeb!

@sotossotirios824 5 лет назад

Same lol

@kennydude11797 5 лет назад

The funny thing is I didn't even imagine an actual shrek head on a spider. I imagined a badly photoshopped 2D picture of shrek's face hovering over the spider's face.

@neftalithekushite4063 5 лет назад

Deinopis is love, Deinopis is life

@amandac8836 4 года назад

The way he says "glue" Hahaha. "Gleeereugh"

@squashmallow2006 4 года назад

G L E E E U U U U U R R

@muhannedbennana1714 3 года назад

It is French

@ycylchgames 4 года назад

4:53 Ogre Spider: I told you not to film me when I'm eating.

@mistylover7398 3 года назад

😆😆

@nightlordnorris4446 4 года назад

2:30 "It she laughs. It's like a one cheek spread fart...like. 'pEeh'" 😂😂😂 that part got me so bad. I love these videos. 😆

@kcyousee7058 4 года назад

He captured it perfect 😆

@justinmiller129 3 года назад

for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b1JVmTm-sCs.html&bbdd

@julieiverson9977 3 года назад

I did exactly that when I heard that. Go figure

@frogpalpeeper4249 3 года назад

Exactly! I'm still laughing over it.

@bicivelo 2 года назад

That tickled my brain I laughed out loud!

@Enderboy4030 4 года назад

Moral of the story: "Don't shake hands with Spiderman... well... because you don't know"

@justinmiller129 3 года назад

for some reason *Ogre Faced* reminds of this spider: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b1JVmTm-sCs.html&ye

@PikaPunch44 5 лет назад

"don't shake hands with spider Man cause, u don't know.." LOL 😂😂😂

@SaroDracon 5 лет назад

Cause your hand might get preeeegnant

@stephanhull3083 5 лет назад

I’m used to all the videos being months and years old, then this one’s like ‘1 hour ago’ Never clicked so fast

@johnelmartagbago3764 5 лет назад

I know right...it's do bizzare 😂😂

@uglyhorseE 5 лет назад

I assumed it was a fake video or something.

@jameshauck9148 5 лет назад

"Pffeuh" -Zefrank, 2019

@katlignarska 5 лет назад

Like a one cheek spread fart lmao!!!

@geekdivaherself 5 лет назад

No no nnno no, no. 2:30 sounds more involved than _that._ Think about how many one-cheek-spread farts someone would have to listen to in order to get _that level_ of imitative expressionism! So why the nether-regions did you chose _that_ to transcribe it?!? You can do better. I have faith.

@geekdivaherself 5 лет назад

"Puh...FHU'h>" "P⊙h'f^hUH~」" "*⊙'h、◇fh「U¡h」" I think I'm getting closer, that is if you allow characters outside the standard English letter and simple punctuation set.

@lancemaltby895 5 лет назад

Yeah, I loled at that too

@jameshauck9148 5 лет назад

@@geekdivaherself No, I heard it, it was _very_ distinctly a "pffeuh." You can't convince me otherwise.

@dc8608 5 лет назад

"It looks like its relieving stress like it was cramming for a math test and needed a break"

@levig.7159 5 лет назад

are you one of those davids?

@Itspaydaysboys 5 лет назад

No judgement

@joshuahancock2079 5 лет назад

I beheld for the short moment when this comment had exactly 69 likes. And as the moment fleets away, it’s truth exists only within the confines of my memory.

@erico1120 5 лет назад

Yeah, that part 😂😂😂

@theblanketfortcohort7332 4 года назад

Also you need more merch, this series is packed full of iconic quotes. Imagine an entomologist wearing a t-shirt with an ogre spider on it that said "rage chewing." Actually no, imagine someone who's job it is to rate posh food. "Rage chewing." 1 star and he hasn't even had a drink yet

@gaoxiaen1 Год назад

Russian and Chinese zookeepers.

@carolineadame1315 5 лет назад

"Dienopis do not create little drops of *gluuuuue* Dienopis dont need no *GLUUERRRR* " I'm dead...

@ricardobowen2029 5 лет назад

i spat out my drink

@psychotempest 5 лет назад

Took me all the way out!!!! Lol

@redneck0ne 5 лет назад

i honestly blew hot ass coffee out the nose. Note to Self: Do NOT drink hot liquids and watch anything from ZeFrank. Still weirded out by the fact i survived the Field of Dicks, but glue phrase turned me into the coffee dragon.