Trump is "Dejected" & "Fuming" Over Election Results

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Trump is reportedly feeling down about his current situation, took time in his extremely busy schedule to have lunch with VP Mike Pence, took aim at Fox News on Twitter, Jimmy suggests that maybe Trump should just become President of Alaska, GOP Senators are starting to agree that Joe Biden should be getting intelligence briefings, Scott Baio got an exciting retweet from Trump himself, a new Trump Election Fraud Hotline that you definitely should NOT prank call… (202) 499-4921, Cory Lewandowski tested positive for COVID, flying cars are coming to Florida, and a new sitcom from Trump & Biden.
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@IAmSuzyQ 3 года назад

Many people are saying now that Trump caught Covid, lost his job, and is getting evicted.... He's had the whole 2020 experience.👍

@zoluhwa3508 3 года назад

beautiful isn't it....karma

@williamkeith8944 3 года назад

Don't forget the upcoming divorce

@jomar8605 3 года назад

@@williamkeith8944 I would love for that to happen :)

@christianmanriquez7022 3 года назад

He feels me finally!

@LeofromFreo 3 года назад

Brilliantly said. True.🥴

@lucifermorningstar3709 3 года назад

The “Will you just shut up man” from the debate is still the best quote of this whole diabolical situation

@Nemox. 3 года назад

Covfefe

@michellenguyen9871 3 года назад

Once he goes back to Mar-a-Lago, I want every news story about him to start with "Florida Man..."

@iamjoehill 3 года назад

Yes

@NaturalResultsMobileMassage 3 года назад

Yes mumbling Joe can speak real good!

@spaceman5843 3 года назад

@@Nemox. thank I forgot this gem🤣🤣🤣🤣

@berretta9mm17 3 года назад

"Squattergate" - hilarious!

@monkiram 3 года назад

I'm so happy he referenced "You sneaky mom"! I thought I was the only one who still referenced that 😂

@jasonbournetodie 3 года назад

I live in Alaska... Don’t send Donald Dump this way! 😂

@brokenbutterfly747 3 года назад

Jimmy’s roast on trump is so dead on accurate 😂

@Gr8rgamer 3 года назад

He did make an unforgivable insult against the McRib!

@bluetoad2001 3 года назад

yeah i thought jabbing at the McRib was a low blow

@iwantsexseemyvideo890 3 года назад

❤️❤️

@Gr8rgamer 3 года назад

@@bluetoad2001 I know comparing it to that gross disgusting orange thing, it's just not right!

@justacrispyleaf967 3 года назад

As an Alaskan- no. We are already trying to sack our Governor, we don’t need another grifting slime ball to eject.

@kerrynicholls6683 3 года назад

Then why did more than half of your people vote for the bastard

@kerrynicholls6683 3 года назад

I know it was rigged.

@kryten1016 3 года назад

I really don’t like my prime minister, he delayed quarantine for weeks so cases hit its peak, he prioritised his wealth over other peoples health, and what really makes me rage, is that he’s blaming kids of lower age.

@nikeitamisner7289 3 года назад

@@kryten1016 sounds like someone else i know.

@sarahsnowe 3 года назад

Agreed. It's too close to Canada. We want the Trump excrescence and his verminous family as far away as possible. Maybe the U.S. could buy two square miles of Antarctica and install him as king there, preferably on a piece of ice shelf that's falling off because of the climate change the Maga Maggot says is a hoax.

@glenpowelllover 3 года назад

Jimmy saying “you sneaky mom” brings me endless amounts of happiness that I can’t explain

@ruebenvangleason2505 3 года назад

“Im going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle -I will disappear.”

@markedly1013 3 года назад

Good one!

@kimoo7035 3 года назад

👍👏👏

@beatricemayberry4650 3 года назад

Wouldn’t that be HEAVEN!?

@loristrachan8633 3 года назад

Like a smelly fart in a small room!

@miathapapaya 3 года назад

Ikr when he said that I was like "Do you promise??"

@0T772 3 года назад

A person who normally cheats to win thinks the only way someone else could win is to cheat.

@shannaroe5189 3 года назад

Exactly! This is projection on Trump's part.

@christopherbland5774 3 года назад

So True well said

@wildflowerwind6941 3 года назад

Exactly.

@ronitahnadia1126 3 года назад

Right 👉

@bernitataylor234 3 года назад

Precisely!!

@primex3497 3 года назад

How is Trump this ignorant.

@heroldable 3 года назад

He is'nt ignorant. But this guy is. Trump 2020

@primex3497 3 года назад

@@heroldable Nice try troll

@wasteofspacegaming6911 3 года назад

Ignorant umm if you go look at all the evidence of voter fraud you wouldn’t be saying that

@Sigh679 3 года назад

@@wasteofspacegaming6911 Prove it in the court of law. Oh wait........haha !!

@wasteofspacegaming6911 3 года назад

@@Sigh679 we got video footage.

@mieshalindsley6711 3 года назад

Personally I don't think trump deserves this much publicity...just make him a thing of the PAST

@tianahaley9913 3 года назад

Agreed💯

@dcore64 3 года назад

Amen to that!

@lucabrasi5070 3 года назад

January 20th at noon

@MarkerMurker 3 года назад

While I agree, it should still be immortalized in the history books so we don't do this again

@shellecapos8574 3 года назад

Jan 20th..

@tobygrantham7215 3 года назад

John McCains final laugh was turning Arizona blue, you love to see it

@jesuszamora6949 3 года назад

And the GOP will probably continue to have problems there. Seems the Latinos there weren't as stupid as the "exile community" down here in Florida...

@jesuszamora6949 3 года назад

@MrsMac I wouldn't go that far. The older Cuban-Americans are just REAL sensitive to the idea of socialism for obvious reasons. The DNC needs to put a lid on its annoying extremist faction if it intends to win Florida again.

@sgirl1234 3 года назад

Yes. Trump's ridicule of the very popular Sen. McCain lost him those GOP votes in Arizona.

@Sigh679 3 года назад

Ya he got his teeth kicked in in Arizona. That had to hurt.

@elninoson5282 3 года назад

When will we officially stop talking about him tho? That's when I'll go dancing in the streets

@tom.c4062 3 года назад

Probably when you find something else to winge about... Not long I'm guessing

@frankie1012 3 года назад

Nah... the day he is convicted and put in handcuffs on his way to jail will be the day I’m 💃!!

@dollyl5596 3 года назад

2 months probably 🤷🏻‍♀️

@nathanlatham5651 3 года назад

Probs not till at least six months into Biden’s presidency

@Prettyflaco72 3 года назад

Exactly. How can biden win by 10mil votes. More than Obama and Hillary. It’s not possible. Come on. If trump gets removed the media is done for. Why even pay attention. We never had a president so vocal whether you like it or not.

@rosahall1310 3 года назад

I absolutely love Jimmy Kimmel for his humor, honesty, etcetera etcetera

@karenkelly1451 3 года назад

Do you suppose he'll go to Russia when he gets kicked out of the White House?

@ShirleyYooGeste 3 года назад

No need. I'll pee onto his face here.

@stickfijibugs 3 года назад

He demonstrated on TV that he carries his passport in his jacket pocket.

@talib849 3 года назад

He might go to Russia but he sure as hell is going to HELL

@christinezerkel46 3 года назад

His daddy putin might not welcome him. Now that trump has fulfilled Putin's wish, Putin has no more use for trump 😂

@michaelhurd9799 3 года назад

As an Alaskan, I’m going to say “OH GOD PLEASE NO, DON’T SEND TRUMP TO ALASKA”

@angieaco8790 3 года назад

😂😂😂!

@berulan8463 3 года назад

You elected him, you gotta take him.

@jesuszamora6949 3 года назад

Well, at least there's plenty of space in Alaska. Not like you ever have to be near him. And if he gets too close, you can always tell the cops you thought he was a bear.

@audriannaashg5212 3 года назад

@Michael Hurd I’m with you on that too man. I to am an Alaskan and I don’t EVER want Trump back here EVER again. Just stay out of here Trump. You’re not welcome. I don’t if we’re the biggest state that has loads of space. None of that space is welcome to you dude. Again just stay out.

@audriannaashg5212 3 года назад

*I don’t care if...

@sarahplustheboys3338 3 года назад

As a Canadian, PLEASE don’t send him to Alaska.... he’s already too close being in the White House. We’re just gritting our teeth praying for a better tomorrow.

@joogie1849 3 года назад

Jan 20th, hang in there. 😁

@lizledbitter6711 3 года назад

What about President of Alaska and then cancel the Purchase?

@F2P_Akainu 3 года назад

@@lizledbitter6711 😂🤣😂🤣sure they will be good friends with Putin

@caden2jordan6 3 года назад

It’s sad when even other countries are sickened by the big orange frumpity frump grump

@sarahplustheboys3338 3 года назад

@Michelle M I hope so, seems like Florida would be the perfect fit !

@charlestidwell4970 3 года назад

The poor man now faces the music and the house of cards is falling down,,,, I'd be depressed too if I was looking at a prison sentence

@stephanienewhouse2056 3 года назад

Well, maybe he can convince them to gold plate his new bracelets.

@PETE4955 3 года назад

Yep and the tax man will be knocking.

@melnovit2775 3 года назад

Love that Kimmel . Great writers.. terrific delivery and timing...and best of all...he hates Trump.

@Ninji5 3 года назад

Trump is that kid you played video games with who says “that doesn’t count” when you win 15 times but then say they’re better than you when they win once.

@ramal5708 3 года назад

Or a kid who bullies all his peers in school but when everyone bullying him he says he's still the greatest

@Jackkenway 3 года назад

@FELLOW HUMAN That's exactly how he is!

@BruceRylan 3 года назад

Yeah haha! We all had that experience at least once as a kid. xD

@piercereid653 3 года назад

So true

@cwchris_ 3 года назад

The kid that quits tag when he’s it

@j.wadeallen4218 3 года назад

In 50 years, we're going to look back with disdain, disbelief, and disgust that this demagogue tried to destroy our faith in American democracy.

@ZenShroud1 3 года назад

Hell, we're looking at it like that right now lol.

@breakaleglapositiveattitud1347 3 года назад

I'm French but I was for Biden 😊 he seems to be a good and kind old grand father who speak like a president 🤔

@j.wadeallen4218 3 года назад

@@ZenShroud1 lol agreed. Good point

@j.wadeallen4218 3 года назад

@@breakaleglapositiveattitud1347 Oui oui. We've reached an extremely low bar when we're collectively thrilled a leader can speak in complete sentences.

@andyclarke695 3 года назад

And we are going to ask why no one used Amendment 25.

@mchongable 3 года назад

Lol! I love the joke about how he can see Russia from his house! LMAO

@carltaylor4942 3 года назад

Good. His dejection really cheers me up no end. His anger is irrelevant - merely the tantrums of a spoiled brat who can't get his way.

@mannidammi6811 3 года назад

I hope the Trump remains president and then clears up all the corrupt rabble.

@equalityforallraces1274 3 года назад

lol. u r deranged. he is corrupt

@garymorris3611 3 года назад

@@mannidammi6811 Good thing you have nothing to say about it.

@annoyinggaster 3 года назад

*Schadenfruede indeed (I completely agree btw)*

@davedee6745 3 года назад

Trump is dejected, but John McCain is smiling and laughing his ass off.

@shyt4312 3 года назад

Rip

@charlege7206 3 года назад

as democrat i miss mccain...

@CNR666 3 года назад

@Dave Dee and so is Carl Reiner. He would have loved to be here for this.

@lorebay2593 3 года назад

@Robin Nilsson McCain (called me captured loser), Cummings (yea, I said go get him) and Lewis (when you see injustice, do something) are celebrating this win together.

@wadjo1 3 года назад

It's too hot there for Jhon to laugh.

@caroljmcbr 3 года назад

I hope I live long enough to see him be humiliated in a court room when they sentence him with a LIFE sentence w/o parole.

@nichegoseberazdvatri 3 года назад

Hillary Clinton is like "where is my popcorn"?

@wasteofspacegaming6911 3 года назад

No Hillary is wondering why her team didn’t cheat this hard for her.

@davishernandez8065 3 года назад

Hell yeah

@katien.3946 3 года назад

I love these Jimmy Kimmel videos during the election.

@mvtt.y 3 года назад

His jokes hit different😂

@alanjoseph6841 3 года назад

I like Donald Trump because he is a fearless president 🔥

@darthvader9681 3 года назад

Be careful not to choke on your laughter Katie

@CT-lo9ot 3 года назад

@@alanjoseph6841 he’s delusional

@viosax 3 года назад

Trump is still the president of America, stupid people!

@XavierDarkhand 3 года назад

Joe Biden: "Will you shut up, man?" Props to Joe for as much composure as he's kept. If you watched the debate you could see that edge was cracking when this fell out. ...and I just love that this honest, blunt sentiment is what did. lol

@brianwalsh1401 3 года назад

Narcissist always try to get their target to react to their provocation so they can then accuse them of being unstable. He probably got feedback by people in the mental health field about how to deal with narcissist in the work place.

@lucabrasi5070 3 года назад

Dejected and fuming also describes what my dogs poop looked like out back this morning. Coincidence ? Maybe.

@PaTrick-cf6ev 3 года назад

Must have been rigged too, those damn democrats!

@hank0455 3 года назад

Hilarious and truthful as can be, hope my guts hold up. Spot on Jimmy.

@ellicel 3 года назад

In four years, I could never accept him as POTUS but I’m having no trouble recognizing him as Squatter in Chief.

@unanimousdecision6107 3 года назад

He’s gonna be your president for 4 more years 🤣

@asmukkar 3 года назад

@@unanimousdecision6107 shut up. No he isn't. You're delusional!

@acquiredtasteNL 3 года назад

But you welcome Biden... hahahaha

@howardtheduck5958 3 года назад

@@acquiredtasteNL Yes.

@multifanderisverycrafty 3 года назад

And his office chair is a toilet

@jasonvegan5761 3 года назад

President of Alaska??? GOD no! He’d completely destroy that pristine land. No, he doesn’t get his hands on anything anymore, unless it’s Bic Macs

@luckylee5026 3 года назад

Well, Alaskans love Trump🤷‍♀️ look at the vote!

@justme7255 3 года назад

He could see Russia from his living room...

@seanzh8992 3 года назад

Amen

@ellamone9998 3 года назад

And he wanted to buy Greenland😁😂🤑

@tuberhead 3 года назад

He will soon be too broke for Big Macs.

@isabelle4869 3 года назад

"You sneaky mom!" Loving that reference 😂

@likelybased 3 года назад

if trump watches this one, it'll crush him haha

@kasimirdenhertog3516 3 года назад

These Giuliani vampire jokes will never get old 😂

@Arman... 3 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="59">0:59</a> "Soon hes (Trump) gonna understand what it feels like to be evicted during a pandemic." That was GOLD

@JAMESBOND-ox3se 3 года назад

There's not a single humble bone on orange's body

@1samc 3 года назад

Let alone an atom

@roottimelord7093 3 года назад

When our child acted like that we took them home for timeout and nap. Four years should be about enough of a timeout.

@caden2jordan6 3 года назад

Jimmy be pawning him off on Alaska, meanwhile Alaska’s yelling at the tv “NO! We dont want him!! It was a mistake!!!” Lmao

@parmfar9068 3 года назад

I like how trump says the voting system sucks, but he wasn’t complaining about it when he won...hmm...kinda weird...

@shellyb.8387 3 года назад

He's a total hypocrite

@afterburn123456 3 года назад

Actually he was, he said that like two to three million people voted illegally that's why Hillary won the popular vote

@HakmanTim 3 года назад

it kinda REALLY DOES SUCK why tf should people need to leave their home to vote when they can just use the internet for online voting

@starhealer3635 3 года назад

Back in '16 he claimed it was fraud when it appeared he was losing, and proceeded to claim that Hillary didn't win the populate vote because of fraud. Anytime something doesn't go his way, its fraud and he complains. He's mega Karen.

@douglassmalone-omeally1683 3 года назад

@@starhealer3635 that’s MAGA Karen to you, mister

@rchydrozz751 3 года назад

Im seeing looks on Trumps face I havent seen before. Lost and dejected.

@Chafflives 3 года назад

I'm seeing one I never want to see again.........

@nikeitamisner7289 3 года назад

And the look you have when you get subpoenaed to court after you've been indicted, right along with your family members lol

@dailybls 3 года назад

Typical of narcissists when they need sympathy. Don't fall for it. It's an act. When nothing else works, they act 'charming' and childlike and needy. He does it too, often, for his supporters. I'm sure they buy it.

@loretaqiftja7839 3 года назад

@@dailybls he is just a terrible actor

@thelakeman5207 3 года назад

He looks like he's going to cry.

@Nofux2give 3 года назад

Dejected ? Jimmy I believe the word your looking for is delusional

@custodiojamal5150 3 года назад

He is literally a child not accepting anything that comes from his reality

@kuzzbillington6392 3 года назад

POUTUS, Commander in Diapers

@heartbreakistemporaryswagi5033 3 года назад

@@kuzzbillington6392 hahaha yes

@meatwadsprlte 3 года назад

Yes, Jimmy is.

@RB-pl6tt 3 года назад

Give him a pacifier 👶

@iwantsexseemyvideo5962 3 года назад

😯😈😯😈😯😳

@tatekixland5036 3 года назад

"One reason that Trump's advisors are so worried he might not be able to win is because he lost" LOL

@lucifermorningstar3709 3 года назад

@Bobby Allen do you understand that the news simply makes a projection after they have enough VOTES to confidently make a decision? And if they’re wrong, they’re wrong. But usually they don’t call a president before there no possible chance that the other person can’t catch them in votes. I mean, honestly, have you never lived through an election before? They have literally done this exact thing for the past decades

@thegruffalo5383 3 года назад

@Bobby Allen come on mate time for bed, go now and I’ll read you a bedtime story about voting in elections

@depressionbeard9882 3 года назад

Why is it that while I’m scrolling through the comments and stumble upon a random quote from the video, that exact line will almost always start playing in the video as I read it?!?

@clashon4life843 3 года назад

Lol 😂

@jwhit127 3 года назад

@Bobby Allen you are either a Bot or clueless how elections work

@marcushillen8680 3 года назад

Damn, these monologues hit different after we actually make progress. They used to just be depressing

@Am-gm4uy 3 года назад

As a non American, I wish I could call those Trump's fraud voter hotline. Will be so much fun!

@PinkyakaAyannaj 3 года назад

I just freaking called it and it's totally shut down it was the funniest s***🍷🍷🕺💃💃🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳🥳🕺❣️❣️🙏🙏🙏🙏

@1samc 3 года назад

Damn, I wanted to call too 😔

@Columbiastargazer 3 года назад

America to Cheeto-in-Chief: "you're fired!"

@NoraGermain 3 года назад

Wish joe had said that in his speech!!!!!

@lavenderli767 3 года назад

We see righteous and evil are playing out here. The evil force is claiming fraudulent election win through its controlled media. The righteous force is starting to do its work to eliminate the evil force.

@smac1684 3 года назад

" lock him up, lock him up!". Sound familiar Donald😏

@UCONN_HUSKIES 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo53 3 года назад

😨😱

@roncorsario3962 3 года назад

THIS WAS A GREAT EPISODE BY THE WAY!

@Simpmom 3 года назад

He says georgia hates him. But he didnt notice his wife planning a divorce and packing her bags.

@markcantu2592 3 года назад

@@tressiesullens8667 Your mother! She gossips too much! Trumtard!

@sorandom2304 3 года назад

😔

@treylem3 3 года назад

'Squattergate'., lol

@miathapapaya 3 года назад

Im stealing that

@stormyr.3315 3 года назад

Meanwhile, the pandemic rages and Trump does nothing.

@squirrelchaser 3 года назад

Maybe you should learn to take care of yourself. Seams to be a problem alot of people have these days. Always someone else to blame

@blueberry_borb 3 года назад

Biden is already putting his plans into motion.

@busoptr 3 года назад

Not worthy to be a leader. Its all "Me" this orange buffoon.

@busoptr 3 года назад

@@squirrelchaser maybe the president should wear the protective mask.

@tylersaunders8723 3 года назад

Because it's a fake pandemic

@asethiumoneclick5575 3 года назад

I hope the term “Squattergate” sticks

@goodbye2702 3 года назад

at this point its like, dude you lost get over it 🙄😑

@mysunnybird 3 года назад

Jimmy Kimmel is Great !!! It is so much fun to watch. He is smart, funny and a very good person, qualities that Trump wish he had.

@mideleyi940 3 года назад

"He hasn't spoken for five day." Why are you guys surprised? Remember, he warned during one of his rallies "if I lose I'll never speak to you again." Just keeping his promise for once.

@carmennurse8641 3 года назад

👍

@caeitass5696 3 года назад

being surprised is reasonable since trump never keeps his promises lmao

@poppawhoppaoz2480 3 года назад

OH ... SO HE CAN KEEP A PROMISE ... WHO KNEW??

@letskpitreal6941 3 года назад

He has spoken. Shows you watch the liars.

@letskpitreal6941 3 года назад

@Michael OBrien I’m sure our God in Heaven is doing just that reading the comments here. Every devil will burn with these lies and Yah will win. He’s in Control.

@hippyable 3 года назад

Poutus! I'm absolutely crying! Lmfao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@julienicolazzo5145 3 года назад

Biden/Harris 2020!! WOO-HOO!! America is back!

@williamimes940 3 года назад

Yeah I can’t wait to pay 12 dollars In has a gallon

@dalecherry4044 3 года назад

Back to what? Surely not prosperity. Unfortunately we will all pay for your ignorance.

@dalecherry4044 3 года назад

@Tommy Dee one simple answer for you. Socialism.

@williamimes940 3 года назад

@Tommy Dee aww look at the little welfare collector who doesn’t want to work for a living 😂😂😂

@julienicolazzo5145 3 года назад

Yep. Biden's win was a slaughter ... 306 to 232 PLUS OVER 6M more votes! Biden won both the electoral AND popular votes! The most votes of any president in the history of our beautiful country! It's incredible. The best we've EVER seen!

@cullensmolcha7301 3 года назад

If he was on the show "The Biggest Loser", he would win for sure

@lindahope8849 3 года назад

He can't lose that big butt.

@OnsideHaddock72 3 года назад

Burn

@svennorris 3 года назад

He should present it...via Zoom in jail cell.

@carsemubrown9596 3 года назад

no he will lose bc he the biggest loser

@ngominhhau7082 3 года назад

I bet he would lose that one, too. Because he is such a loser.

@crazyone1067 3 года назад

In January, he will win the Emmy he's always wanted.

@PETE4955 3 года назад

You mean enama.

@evamakarski8590 3 года назад

“Squattergate” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 good one dear writer

@Ceci_et_Cela 3 года назад

NOOOO I have to live in Alaska.We don’t want him.!!

@devafrazier516 3 года назад

Dito

@sphynxtails2081 3 года назад

You guy voted him in?

@evielknievel4972 3 года назад

He won Alaska. So that must mean something. But if you say "We dont want him" than some voter fraud on Trumps part.

@rileywilliams9799 3 года назад

Let them have what they voted for.

@aubrey5577 3 года назад

If trump woulda one alaska would be russias land

@thereisnocarolinHR 3 года назад

I’m not leaving Denali with Trump, sorry. He can be president of a Walmart parking lot in Daytona.

@stephanienewhouse2056 3 года назад

You know what, I'm tired of hearing Florida is a a swing State. It's a RED State. It went for this horror twice. Let them keep him. And when he's incarcerated, I hope they send him there AGAIN.

@thereisnocarolinHR 3 года назад

@@stephanienewhouse2056 He fits their vibe perfectly👌🏼

@julieh5119 3 года назад

Yes, Florida can have him. Alaska doesn’t want him. Well, ok, maybe the bears will have him. But the rest of us don’t need him.

@margithusch-kummer8896 3 года назад

Thank you, thank you, Jimmy, you're great!!! Laughter really helps to release tension. Best wishes from a follower in Germany

@kimsold22 3 года назад

You kept us going during all this 🤣 laughter is the best medicine

@KrazyVideoChick 3 года назад

LoL.. the state of Pennsylvania basically evicted him from Pennsylvania Avenue....

@kelvinalmonte9178 3 года назад

Well said. Also, the state were the declare of independence started and now they declare him former president. How funny.

@williamgleaton2992 3 года назад

He could have been great, he was given that chance and being who he is , he blew it because of his character and who he is inside.

@margueritegalimitakis805 3 года назад

Trump lost! He needs to.act like an adult and accept defeat!

@betterbaseball8990 3 года назад

He wants a fair election. And he actually is presenting valid evidence

@a14a17k 3 года назад

As much as I like your idea of sending him to Alaska ... As a Canadian, I'd appreciate you keeping the orange in the south, wrong climate up here. We like human rights.

@Jedzelex 3 года назад

Alaskans consistently voting Republicans of the worst kind into office sure doesn't help their reputation tho.

@teresaf991 3 года назад

🤣but you are right. The first few months I posted the Candian PM addressing his countrymen comparing to what Trump did in front of cameras here. And people STILL voted for him?!?!!

@Its_Renee_ 3 года назад

No. PLEASE take him! Free to any home...comes with free Mc_Nuggets happy meals!😁

@StelioKontos42069 3 года назад

trump doesnt even go against human rights if he did he wouldnt have been president weird statement this isnt iraq

@audriannaashg5212 3 года назад

@lalo I’m an Alaskan who didn’t vote for Republicans and a little less than 50% of Alaskan’s did not vote for trump. It was a close vote this time in Alaska.

@kelst75 3 года назад

Jimmy, what did Alaska ever do to you? Also, that's probably the most work Scott Baio has had for years

@Zomiks202 3 года назад

Trump wanted to mimick Obama and say "I ruled for 8 years"...lol

@shermelott5159 3 года назад

I love Jimmy Kimmel - He is a Vegas boy and we LOVE him here. He is also hysterically funny!

@nbgilbert 3 года назад

You and your writers are terrific!!!! Thank you!

@kimberlycrownover7241 3 года назад

Tell Trump that the indoor tanning lotion does not go in your hair ....😂😂😂

@dougwheeler2460 3 года назад

This was Great! Thank you for the chuckle.

@Misses-Hippy 3 года назад

This monologue eclipsed your usual brilliance! Relief is a very fine thing. Loved the Fraud Couple too!

@Paarl871 3 года назад

“Trump’s advisers are so worried he might not be able to win...because he lost.” That is genuinely where we are at this point.

@fuccyoutubeblair9286 3 года назад

He couldn’t have actually thought we would put up with another 4 years of him and his sweaty lips😂

@harryirvin5130 3 года назад

Thank you brother, we needed this. Comedy does heal the soul.

@Gigi-oc5kc 3 года назад

Scott Baio has all day to arrange candles in the shop, it’s not like anyone gave him an acting job in the past 30 years 😁

@bobl3505 3 года назад

Scott who I thought he was dead

@carolyngames7705 3 года назад

@@bobl3505 so did I

@greeceuranusputin 3 года назад

Scott! Put down the candle, pick up the mop and get back to work!

@perryegolson833 3 года назад

@@greeceuranusputin Yeah, come on Scott, you're not on break!!! Oh, and I'm gonna need you to clean the bathrooms when you're finished!!

@businessdevelopment2368 3 года назад

Trump 4 years presidency is like watching a dark comedy

@christinebuckingham8369 3 года назад

A dark Tragicomedy that cannot end soon enough!!!

@livewiiiiire 3 года назад

It's felt more like a dark tragedy to me but I'm sure laughing now

@gailcapshaw5772 3 года назад

Lol!!! Love it and only 1/2 way through. Thank you for some giggles

@bernadettedelmundo1085 3 года назад

election is over why he still campaigning 😂😂

@BarbadosBeerFestival 3 года назад

Needs to get donations to cover debt. Lol

@JDiz992 3 года назад

Glyne Lewis you are actually 100% correct. He’s literally scamming his following to pay his debt and they stupidly and blindly follow behind like good little sheep

@deek4468 3 года назад

FALSE !!!!!! JOE BIDEN IS NOT PRESIDENT ELECT !!!!! WAKE UP

@richardm8155 3 года назад

@@deek4468 He is....

@lilsammich8252 3 года назад

Because he never stopped campaigning. Circa 2014 tilnow.

@aslamahmad3271 3 года назад

Man trump has always had an dejected face even when he is happy.

@josephroessler4379 3 года назад

Isn't that from having Strokes?

@seanzh8992 3 года назад

That says it all

@Jen.Nicole 3 года назад

Because he is a miserable human being.

@howardtheduck5958 3 года назад

@@josephroessler4379 Those strokes definitely start kicking in after all that Adderall abuse

@user-dd8vo7or2d 3 года назад

@Luljeta Vorfaj ngl conservatives always sound so childish whenever they use such slangs. Southern education at its finest

@ruthmelicharles5062 3 года назад

The "remove their lips for him rectum" had me on the freaking floor. 🤣🤣

@ulisesroman7259 3 года назад

How, in 4 years, nobody had think of "POUTUS"?

@joewagner5046 3 года назад

President of Alaska is a great idea. They could build him an Enormous White Igloo

@firstnamelastname7298 3 года назад

@E Martin didnt know polar bears eat oranges

@leachleach776 3 года назад

He's orange enough to light up the dark in Alaska

@amayastrata4629 3 года назад

He would be living in the biggest, bestest log cabin ever! It could be a wooden mock up of the white house and he can pretend he’s in the real one.

@Starclimber 3 года назад

Yeah, but with yellow snow.

@leachleach776 3 года назад

@@amayastrata4629 the BIGLIEST! Amaya.

@Makermook 3 года назад

Once he goes back to Mar-a-Lago, I want every news story about him to start with "Florida Man..."

@barbaraoshea8639 3 года назад

Or just Florid Man!

@ccmarcum 3 года назад

What makes you think he won't be in the slammer?

@GabrielRamos-ji9gu 3 года назад

Trump Family are the OG Florida Men!

@tomsdotter3228 3 года назад

😂 Good one!

@CNR666 3 года назад

"Florida Man complains his Golf Course isn't green enough." "Florida Man collapses and blames President Biden for his fall."

@lindaallen4067 3 года назад

President of Alaska... hilarious!!

@dianeclarkson9607 3 года назад

This is the best! 🤣🤣🤣 Every point is on point! Yep, give him Alaska!🤣🤣🤣

@jaisu9134 3 года назад

I wonder how the founding fathers would react to Squatter-in-Chief.

@jpkjnn6733 3 года назад

They would be revolted. Trump is the worst case scenario and they'd be shocked that so many americans were duped into believing this unbelievably dishonest, evil man.

@thatswhatisaid8908 3 года назад

They would be saying 25th amendment! And failing that, 2nd amendment!

@JTuaim 3 года назад

One blunderbuss to another.

@CityChristina 3 года назад

They've been rolling in their coffins since 2016.

@botelj1 3 года назад

The problem is our founding fathers never thought in a million years we would elect someone like this.

@tricelehmann5365 3 года назад

Best monologue ever! Thanks Jimmy!

@lordseshomaru86 3 года назад

I'll go to Michael's every once in a while, but Jo Ann is my Go-to ever since I was a kid!

@gudisevaakhil7491 3 года назад

hahahahaha Im from India and US elections are funnier than I thought

@medusaspupil 3 года назад

If you want to make someone laugh, just buy a MAGA hat.

@Finnec123 3 года назад

😄

@Bexinmo 3 года назад

Baio probably did spend his Lunch Break at Michael's rearranging the candles. Then his boss saw him and told him he better finish sweeping the scrapbooking section before his shift ends.

@kelseycoca 3 года назад

haha underrated comment

3 года назад

Scott Baio took advantage of the girls on the set of Charles in Charge. There's youtube videos and articles of Nicole Eggert talking about it. Scott needs to keep his legs closed and his mouth shut.