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Trump Falsely Claims Victory After Crazy Election Night 

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Jimmy talks about Election Night carrying into today, the polls being wrong again, Trump’s 2AM declaration that he won the election and claiming four states that hadn’t been called yet, astonishment that after four years of everything Trump has done people still wanted to vote for him, newscasters being angry about Trump’s remarks, Trump not handling the news that he's losing very well, and an all-new Political Edition of Mean Tweets.
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@CrackaDon
@CrackaDon 3 года назад
People been saying “Trump 2020” for years, never knew it was an expiration date
@someoneunknown1353
@someoneunknown1353 3 года назад
🙌
@monarchu
@monarchu 3 года назад
I personally support Trump, but God damn this comment is golden
@tjsmith3046
@tjsmith3046 3 года назад
OOOHH!!!
@SomeGuy-fl1gz
@SomeGuy-fl1gz 3 года назад
ROAST LEVEL: 100%
@gmehaywood4010
@gmehaywood4010 3 года назад
Haha😂👏
@SanDeeBabii
@SanDeeBabii 3 года назад
Funny how he’s quick to file a lawsuit but not his taxes.
@porfi3765
@porfi3765 3 года назад
LMAO 🤣
@luiscorpus7503
@luiscorpus7503 3 года назад
haha!
@rileysnow1303
@rileysnow1303 3 года назад
Trump2020
@TwoMenAndALady2011
@TwoMenAndALady2011 3 года назад
🙌🏽
@maco7723
@maco7723 3 года назад
@@rileysnow1303 SALTY
@Kai-ef3wv
@Kai-ef3wv 3 года назад
Jimmy going off, but serious, everyone should be fed up, yet still almost half voted Trump really upsets me.
@seltaeb3302
@seltaeb3302 3 года назад
That's democracy.
@AdrianKarb
@AdrianKarb 3 года назад
Americans lmao
@user-fj6so62ypa
@user-fj6so62ypa 3 года назад
Karens lol
@therealjohnkennedy6087
@therealjohnkennedy6087 3 года назад
Yep and well do it again
@johnsarab4500
@johnsarab4500 3 года назад
40% loves Trump - more political sick people than Covid 19 sick.
@melissabee5845
@melissabee5845 3 года назад
The guy screaming nonsense in his BBQ, BEER, FREEDOM tank and chin diaper on is the the embodiment of Trump Supporters.
@moi01887
@moi01887 3 года назад
And a good example of why America needs more funding for mental health care.
@shable1436
@shable1436 3 года назад
If you were older i would ask you're dm, you have got some sense
@valebliz
@valebliz 3 года назад
@@shable1436 cringe
@orchidtea12
@orchidtea12 3 года назад
@Amy Kidd LOL *your
@orchidtea12
@orchidtea12 3 года назад
LOL
@kmb655
@kmb655 3 года назад
Refresh my memory... did Trump complain about the 33 million mail in votes that came in during the 2016 election? No?
@shak373
@shak373 3 года назад
he’s clawing for an inch, and he’s getting nothing. I love it.
@moi01887
@moi01887 3 года назад
As a member of the hypocritical - oops, Republican - party... no.
@shak373
@shak373 3 года назад
@@moi01887 i’ve never seen someone so power hungry than trump. if you don’t see what he’s doing here, I feel terribly sorry for you
@DanielGarcia-mw8zg
@DanielGarcia-mw8zg 3 года назад
No because he was winning, but when he isn't winning he comes up with bs and lies even more
@anyuser5788
@anyuser5788 3 года назад
@Amy Kidd Shut up, Amy
@emiliano8278
@emiliano8278 3 года назад
Boy do I love living in Canada.
@waxerprizm774
@waxerprizm774 3 года назад
Lucky
@EyesonEnforcement911
@EyesonEnforcement911 3 года назад
Amen !!
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 3 года назад
I'm jealous 😭
@theoguyot2967
@theoguyot2967 3 года назад
Watch the video man
@rainnmoen5937
@rainnmoen5937 3 года назад
Same lol
@animo1024
@animo1024 3 года назад
Who’s here when Biden’s already won
@jhonywalker002
@jhonywalker002 3 года назад
why does it matter? or you're just looking for likes?
@rosalynjeffery9510
@rosalynjeffery9510 2 года назад
Meeeee. Lol
@jdamah
@jdamah 2 года назад
fraud
@N.A525
@N.A525 2 года назад
Roger That 😆
@jdamah
@jdamah 2 года назад
@@N.A525 lets go brandon
@loontastic
@loontastic 3 года назад
"keep counting where I'm losing, stop counting where I'm winning" - kids are more logical than this carrot
@yx2578
@yx2578 3 года назад
and he was the us president . still dont understand.. believe it's the real world
@MohsinKhan-nn6xu
@MohsinKhan-nn6xu 3 года назад
*I am so disgusted at the fact this election is close wtf is wrong with half Americans?*
@igot2friends219
@igot2friends219 3 года назад
@some horse biden?
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 3 года назад
Bruhster How's he a racists? Because of the crime bill from 25 years ago that he says was a mistake that he regrets?
@bluegirlv9
@bluegirlv9 3 года назад
Half of us are realizing, and mourning. Trump has two groups of people who follow him - first is poor uneducated voters : they have been manipulated and lied to, but they believe it. The other group is rich elitist greedy assholes.
@juantubey
@juantubey 3 года назад
“This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....” I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄
@no1nestandsalone387
@no1nestandsalone387 3 года назад
Lol!
@Trucmuch
@Trucmuch 3 года назад
itself*
@smallzchozen7320
@smallzchozen7320 3 года назад
Damn🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darquequeen2323
@darquequeen2323 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 3 года назад
LMAO!! but you are right..
@leonardrice2728
@leonardrice2728 3 года назад
There's no way America could have taken four more years of Terrible Trump! No freakin' way!
@hvyjets
@hvyjets 3 года назад
Dear Jimmy, We ALL owe you and your staff a great debt of gratitude for your delightful sense of humor, intellectual insight and lifting our spirits with with phenomenal laughter, we desperately needed to make it through the last 4 years. You’re Fabulous ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@sheritownsend7525
@sheritownsend7525 3 года назад
"We want them to stop counting the votes." The President of the most prominent democracy in the world, actually said that out loud.
@jean-lucpicard5510
@jean-lucpicard5510 3 года назад
You haven't been a democracy for years, get over yourself sweetheart.
@jingras4471
@jingras4471 3 года назад
America is a democracy
@jimscobie5754
@jimscobie5754 3 года назад
Sure you mean democracy ??? Not mistaken with hypocrisy?
@vyrnius
@vyrnius 3 года назад
what I don't get about the us-democracy... why only 2 major political parties? WHY? that's only one more than in a dictatorship this can't be healthy for a democracy
@DannyB-cs9vx
@DannyB-cs9vx 3 года назад
@@jingras4471 Actually a Democracy is two wolves and a chicken voting what will be for dinner. The USA is called a Republic which is supposed to mix in some morals.
@timmilgram
@timmilgram 3 года назад
The jokes in the first 3 minutes were so on point I had to stop and comment
@angelam2328
@angelam2328 3 года назад
Omg it’s t milly 😭
@AmidaNyorai48
@AmidaNyorai48 3 года назад
🤔🤔🤔
@kodakwhite1696
@kodakwhite1696 3 года назад
*YOURE NO LONGER RELEVANT, YOUR CHANNEL IS DEAD*
@Barney_rubble983
@Barney_rubble983 3 года назад
Really is this comedy? I haven’t heard one funny thing.
@brutalmaestro60hz17
@brutalmaestro60hz17 3 года назад
Most of it was so wrong ,only an blind idiot would laugh about it
@jinakim6331
@jinakim6331 3 года назад
That 30 seconds of Jimmy listing everything Trump has done illegally was on point 👌
@jakefunaki5635
@jakefunaki5635 3 года назад
Drop the time
@anthoniodawkins
@anthoniodawkins 3 года назад
4:52
@mojo500100
@mojo500100 Год назад
…..and it’s completely astounding how many people fell for the grift. It’s embarrassing.
@serenitynow6513
@serenitynow6513 3 года назад
I'm with you Jimmy , as a Canadian I don't swing to either party obviously . As a outsider I can't imagine how any human being with " common sense" can vote for Trump in any way. It boggles every mind outside of the U.S.
@dillonwhite4444
@dillonwhite4444 3 года назад
It’s because what mainstream says about trump is nothing but twisted lies and cut clips without context.
@kaykaysaves
@kaykaysaves 3 года назад
Cause supporting Trump is a cult...
@jdamah
@jdamah 2 года назад
now you see?
@patsmith6405
@patsmith6405 3 года назад
Losing a vote count is unfair? Trump is 3.5 million votes behind
@dinijay
@dinijay 3 года назад
Right!?
@Collin-fr9nz
@Collin-fr9nz 3 года назад
What world are you living in bruh look at facts trump 2020
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 3 года назад
@@Collin-fr9nz It's over... Trump 2024 maybe but no Trump 2020 for you this year..
@patsmith6405
@patsmith6405 3 года назад
@@Collin-fr9nz 4 million votes behind now. Trump has never told the truth in his evil life
@wshaub
@wshaub 3 года назад
@@patsmith6405 those 4million votes are from California. Look at the rest of the country, that difference in "Popular Vote" is coming mostly from one State.
@The_R-n-I_Guy
@The_R-n-I_Guy 3 года назад
I'm just pissed that McConnell and Graham still have jobs
@emmalancaster2896
@emmalancaster2896 3 года назад
Same!
@LeoDragon34
@LeoDragon34 3 года назад
I know - looks like Moscow Mitch gets to keep control of the Senate, so we know that absolutely nothing that Biden/Harris and the Dems propose for the next two years will even get looked at. Trump may go, but Trumpism is still well and truly alive and kicking .
@P90X490104
@P90X490104 3 года назад
@@LeoDragon34 Damn, you are so right. Moscow Mitch is very vindictive. Maybe he will have a heart attack; he looks like he has one foot in the grave anyway.
@bubbkiss6485
@bubbkiss6485 3 года назад
I know, WTF, right?.....
@Bl00DCrystal333
@Bl00DCrystal333 3 года назад
Yup, he's looking for stimulus talks, since their broke, they need to rob the people again.
@marianna3253
@marianna3253 3 года назад
Guy wearing a shirt that says "BBQ, beer, freedom" is very convincing indeed lol
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 3 года назад
This guy represent the type of MAGA idiots who idolise Trump because he loves the poorly educated.
@rosalynjeffery9510
@rosalynjeffery9510 2 года назад
@@hazelanderson1479 Scary...
@lisal8984
@lisal8984 3 года назад
I am glad Biden will win but I feel sorry for him for having to inherit this huge mess Trump is leaving behind.
@rosalynjeffery9510
@rosalynjeffery9510 2 года назад
A huge mess it is. I pray 45 just goes away but he's no gentleman so here we are. He's still crying about his loss over a year later. Why do they keep giving him air time is beyond me...
@PrimericanIdol
@PrimericanIdol 3 года назад
I hope Biden yells "YOU'RE FIRED" on his victory speech.
@enchantedorange3141
@enchantedorange3141 3 года назад
YES
@gennypenny5527
@gennypenny5527 3 года назад
He didn’t😭😭😭
@mikeroby7556
@mikeroby7556 3 года назад
Too much class.
@JD-mm7ur
@JD-mm7ur 3 года назад
thank you jimmy, for being that person who finally publicly called him a monster
@Lapp802
@Lapp802 3 года назад
Huh?
@ViceKnIghtTA
@ViceKnIghtTA 3 года назад
2016 election: Avengers: Infinity War 2020 election: Avengers: Endgame
@thewatcher8573
@thewatcher8573 3 года назад
He seriously sounds like a villain giving a speech to his henchmen.
@Elena-hv3lk
@Elena-hv3lk 3 года назад
Bernie literally predicted this would happen Exactly as it did 😮
@mario-qi3yw
@mario-qi3yw 3 года назад
Bernie should have had balls and not let dementia joe take it to the finish!
@mario-qi3yw
@mario-qi3yw 3 года назад
Bernie should have had the balls to finish....again
@FakingANerve
@FakingANerve 3 года назад
Far earlier, so did Bill Maher. In fact, he said as much soon after inauguration.
@breesnutz
@breesnutz 3 года назад
@DANI S literally not even hard to assume this would happen
@dewfuss4360
@dewfuss4360 3 года назад
When he says Frankly, he’s getting ready to lie
@jacobhafar538
@jacobhafar538 3 года назад
And whenever he says the word “millions”, he’s either wildly overplaying or underplaying the actual statistic he’s talking about
@fredfonebone5108
@fredfonebone5108 3 года назад
Whenever he opens his mouth, he’s getting ready to lie.
@jacobhafar538
@jacobhafar538 3 года назад
@@fredfonebone5108 that’s a better way of putting it, yes
@ericwall6219
@ericwall6219 3 года назад
@@fredfonebone5108 Beat me to it Fred
@djganggang901memphislegend4
@djganggang901memphislegend4 3 года назад
...Also when he says, "Incredible"
@brandonmroe265
@brandonmroe265 3 года назад
"The Amish haven't wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox!" As a lifelong resident of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, I am legally obligated to inform you that they favor mules.
@vr7492
@vr7492 3 года назад
That father daughter dance joke 😮😂
@kenbee1957
@kenbee1957 3 года назад
"I feel like I over estimated the American people" Yap, I'm on the outside looking in, but on behalf of the rest of the world, the closeness of these results....we worry that maybe your problem is not ONLY Trump
@vlp4469
@vlp4469 3 года назад
Omg it is not!!! We have a big education (or lack of education) problem ..along with other issues but yes, there are other problems brewing that need immediate attention too.
@Eastsid3
@Eastsid3 3 года назад
We are a very divided country
@stiksmommy5079
@stiksmommy5079 3 года назад
That's exactly my feeling too. Unfortunately I'm here in the USA and really can't believe it myself. It's frightening. After everything to still have that loyal of a following is extremely worrisome. People are either that gullible/stupid or just plain sick.
@kellyeewell2910
@kellyeewell2910 3 года назад
“This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....” I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 3 года назад
I don't even recognize this country anymore and I've been here 70 years.
@realzubidoo
@realzubidoo 3 года назад
As a Canadian, do you know how embarrassed we were for you guys the past 4 years?
@juliairwin9234
@juliairwin9234 3 года назад
Sorry.
@quinn7876
@quinn7876 3 года назад
Not even close to how embarrassed we have been. I am ashamed to be an American.
@laniwilliamson
@laniwilliamson 3 года назад
I was embarrassed too as an American.
@Tat-sumi
@Tat-sumi 3 года назад
I feel the second hand embarrassment
@legendofnoob
@legendofnoob 3 года назад
As a Canadian abroad I often had to explain to people: "No that's not our president, we don't have a president, we have another idiot in charge"
@BrianW2979
@BrianW2979 3 года назад
I feel like anyone who thinks its OK to stop the counting of ballets is very selfish. They don't care about what the majority of people want, all they care about is their interests. Kinda sounds like the man they are voting for.
@curiepatoorie3536
@curiepatoorie3536 3 года назад
I still don't get how Donald Trump is a President and not actually in a mad house ( where he actually belongs)
@novaray3405
@novaray3405 3 года назад
Thats right. But think about a society that votes a man with these issues to president. Thats the thing that should everybody should worry about. And those people dont vanish if Trump isnt president anymore. Same happened in Brasil where half of the nation voted a man to be president who speaks most viciously and evil words in the media and the people approve that.
@curiepatoorie3536
@curiepatoorie3536 3 года назад
@@AndrewEdwardBailey You raise a great point my friend.
@MsMisty-zt3lq
@MsMisty-zt3lq 3 года назад
Jimmy... you are so correct to call out and be confused by how almost 49% of Americans still voted for Trump. The other 51% of us are just as shocked. True
@krm702
@krm702 3 года назад
They’ve drank the kool-aid fed by Trump, Fox News and right wing media.
@samuelallan7452
@samuelallan7452 3 года назад
@krm702 and this is the type of thinking that will drive us into the next civil war. Hopefully there are enough intelligent democrats who realize the danger and will take stepa to soften the loss instead of taunting the other half of the population. At least those moticated by reason and not emotions
@shaunsimmons634
@shaunsimmons634 3 года назад
Well you gotta consider the people who can’t vote who don’t support Trump or just don’t vote I have a few coworkers who hate Trump but didn’t go vote smh
@ksc743
@ksc743 3 года назад
@@samuelallan7452 I'm not American but the worst comments and insults I've seen on yt have come from Trump supporters. No-one knew how this election was going to pan out but some conservatives out there are taking things too far right now. In an election the votes get counted and you either win or lose. Democrats have always accepted defeat gracefully, even Al Gore.
@theslicer4430
@theslicer4430 3 года назад
@@ksc743 accepted defeat. Yah right
@Elena-hv3lk
@Elena-hv3lk 3 года назад
Trump to his his supporters: Vote in Person! Don't mail in your votes! Trumpets: okay. Trump Later: Why is the dump of mail in ballots almost all democrats? Rigged!
@Elena-hv3lk
@Elena-hv3lk 3 года назад
Lacking some critical thinking skills there bud
@simmzzzz
@simmzzzz 3 года назад
They really aren't the brightest bunch...
@ev1lp1nk
@ev1lp1nk 3 года назад
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
@peytongardner302
@peytongardner302 3 года назад
Is it rigged lol
@loricrawford1952
@loricrawford1952 3 года назад
Good point!
@sl3724
@sl3724 3 года назад
He should be escorted out immediately we can’t afford to wait till January.
@MMGJ10
@MMGJ10 3 года назад
We're going to drag your media out into the streets
@RJRC76
@RJRC76 3 года назад
Once upon a time a president left a stain in an intern's dress. And he was almost roasted. And this guy gets aways with everything. It is beyond insane.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 3 года назад
"Where were we? What was the last question?" There is at least one man in complete emotional control in America. Love him.
@lydialas1649
@lydialas1649 3 года назад
@russell how are you doing
@311kellymarie
@311kellymarie 3 года назад
I fear for his final days in office. He will be so petty
@JusNoBS420
@JusNoBS420 3 года назад
Remember when Trump said if you do more testing you'll find more covid19 cases. Today he says if you count more ballots you'll find more votes.
@naiadolling
@naiadolling 3 года назад
Next he'll say every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by💀💀
@Faerieshimmer
@Faerieshimmer 3 года назад
More votes for Biden thank God!
@lucid-truthbeborn5915
@lucid-truthbeborn5915 3 года назад
But it's true? People don't have common sense.. so you gotta tell em?
@Mobamba7230
@Mobamba7230 3 года назад
@@Faerieshimmer yea all the upcoming votes are from vote from mail and it's mostly democratic votes.
@elmastar55
@elmastar55 3 года назад
Thee best comment 😂🤣
@abdelhakkhalil7684
@abdelhakkhalil7684 3 года назад
Kimmel is on fire in this monologue! I totally enjoyed it
@moviesovermatterproductions
@moviesovermatterproductions 3 года назад
“Re-Count Dracula” I’m done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taylorqueensbury170
@taylorqueensbury170 3 года назад
The guy at the 4 minute mark. I feel terrible for his kids.
@abhinavsrivastava9909
@abhinavsrivastava9909 3 года назад
Hope that he doesn't have any kids
@jorgge5693
@jorgge5693 3 года назад
Must have been some good beer
@skyizfalling
@skyizfalling 3 года назад
For a guy whose motto is BBQ, Beer and Freedom I would expect he'd be brimming with happiness.
@FnRenner
@FnRenner 3 года назад
Some people you can look at and ya just know they believe in bigfoot and love Trump
@tripdiz1341
@tripdiz1341 3 года назад
Unfortunately, there are millions of those trump parrots
@antonysebastian471
@antonysebastian471 3 года назад
The fact that it's a close one sends a shiver down my spine
@jckiksass
@jckiksass 3 года назад
I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep. His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.
@JP-oc5jk
@JP-oc5jk 3 года назад
Our country was built on slavery..
@xxbananachipsxx
@xxbananachipsxx 3 года назад
I read the book of his niece. He has gotten everything he has ever wanted by simply snipping his fingers. He doesn’t KNOW how to deal with rejection. He doesn’t know how to deal with a no. It’s a lesson most people learn as a toddler. He has to learn it as a senior. Wow.
@huginanenvelope
@huginanenvelope 3 года назад
This is exactly like when he didn't want covid testing done cause he liked the numbers right where they were.
@gavsmith1980
@gavsmith1980 3 года назад
This weeks lotto numbers are... 28... Trump: “I’ve won!”
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 3 года назад
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@ansujarju2621
@ansujarju2621 3 года назад
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@enc4lyf373
@enc4lyf373 3 года назад
Stop counting! I have 28
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 3 года назад
Ha! Nice
@nuniemiliano7897
@nuniemiliano7897 3 года назад
Lmao you made me actually lol
@almirharambasic4513
@almirharambasic4513 3 года назад
Can you imagine all the Karens who obviously voted for Trump, demanding to speak to the manager regarding poll resoults
@-Puzzles-
@-Puzzles- 3 года назад
Lmao
@karaa7595
@karaa7595 3 года назад
Do you think in 2021 Democrats will have grown up and quit with the Karen bullying tactic? It's getting so old.
@adrianajimenez4342
@adrianajimenez4342 3 года назад
This is ridiculous 😒 can't wait till this circus is over.
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 3 года назад
At least they can all come together for a bit and show a sense of humor
@Neo101ai
@Neo101ai 3 года назад
"If you stop testing there would be no more cases"
@sasya5384
@sasya5384 3 года назад
Good one mate 😹😹
@coryleslie7570
@coryleslie7570 3 года назад
If you stop counting trump can't lose
@whorfianism4981
@whorfianism4981 3 года назад
“If I close my eyes you don’t exist”
@jonathangarcia4089
@jonathangarcia4089 3 года назад
If I close my eyes they won't be open
@Nezuko___
@Nezuko___ 3 года назад
@@coryleslie7570 if that were the case Biden would win.
@FreyjaVonSpiegel
@FreyjaVonSpiegel 3 года назад
Him saying he will claim a win even as a loser was the only thing he ever told us he would do that was truthful
@elik.webber7630
@elik.webber7630 3 года назад
Amen, you would think we would get sick of these self righteous cops, who think they know all , see all ,everyone is wrong they are always right .and basically i have the badge and gun, what are you going to do about it. and simply put they forget their place. and its not the top of the totem pole its as servants to the people ,and not an agenda. that only benefits them. just the simple fact that they can use hearsay and assumptions as law enforcement should clue you in on their agenda. you are eyeballed as a walking A.T.M. machine. and in most cases as soon as the summons lands on the judges bench your guilty . the days of your day in court has become lets make a deal show.and the deal isn't to benefit you its all one sided. they are betting you don't have the time or money to fight it. and the state claims in allot of cases that they are the victim. sounds like nazism to me. all for the state.if you don't agree then you will be silenced and put in jail.And Gov. wonders why people don't trust the justice system and its agents. nothing changes .
@shirairyu9806
@shirairyu9806 3 года назад
I prefer the 2am declaration that ballots might be 'found' at 4am. Like Babe Ruth.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад
@@elik.webber7630 - You are absolutely right.
@TheProphegy
@TheProphegy 3 года назад
I want to see Kimmel vs Trump in an MMA fight.
@bnlind
@bnlind 3 года назад
How Trump will welcome the 2021 count down: "Stop the count down!"
@thereapersperch
@thereapersperch 3 года назад
"I feel like I overestimated the American people". Yep me too. I naievely thought after all the outrageous things Trump has done over the last 4 years he would lose in a landslide. I feel so sorry for the 70 million+ sensible people that live among the 67 million+ Trumpists.
@chochonero341
@chochonero341 3 года назад
You and me both. I was one of the 70 million and sad that the other half still wants the madman.
@epy4k570
@epy4k570 3 года назад
@@chochonero341 fascist propaganda's a hell of a drug.
@mohanvvip
@mohanvvip 3 года назад
The USA is not fit to lead the world - nearly half of the USA are racist. I've been misled by good people like you into believing all of America is made up of good people. Time you guys fixed your democracy and also did something against the rampant racism. (of course, you'd be right to ask me to do the same for my own country, India)
@epy4k570
@epy4k570 3 года назад
@@mohanvvip fair to say no single country is perfect but we in the US of fascism have show how far gone we can become on a national scale as quickly as is possible
@Paineinyourblank
@Paineinyourblank 3 года назад
Its mind boggling to me too. I have to attribute his followers to cultists. Its the only sensible answer I can come to. There are many psychological aspects to Trumps berating attitude. You yell something at a child or one with a child-like mind enough times and they will remember and repeat what you say. As a country we really shouldnt be surprised with how low we are as a nation in education
@Kasia_Luna
@Kasia_Luna 3 года назад
I don't think someone could come up with a movie script as crazy as this election. It feels unreal and like a really long nightmare.
@cherylhernandez4813
@cherylhernandez4813 3 года назад
That the whole world is watching.....
@luckylibra6131
@luckylibra6131 3 года назад
A 4 year long nightmare
@Red-mo2uo
@Red-mo2uo 3 года назад
@@luckylibra6131 if Biden wins
@naturallybornthisway
@naturallybornthisway 3 года назад
lol I can’t wait till I tell my grand kids in the future that reality was crazier than the probable movie they’re gonna make about this year
@skatei
@skatei 3 года назад
Look up the 2000 election.
@andreestahl3820
@andreestahl3820 3 года назад
OMG! Right up there in your top 10 best monologues! Loved it!
@lawrencegleason4666
@lawrencegleason4666 3 года назад
Love this. Ranks as one of the all-time great monologues in the Kimmel standup series.
@ronaldromo5032
@ronaldromo5032 3 года назад
I can’t wait to see him walk his ass out the White House door
@kelss2023
@kelss2023 3 года назад
I want to save that picture...we might have to drag his delusional a** out...
@gabygabytoy5612
@gabygabytoy5612 3 года назад
Kelsey Linn I can see that happening
@guiniverebehounek6174
@guiniverebehounek6174 3 года назад
He will have to be dragged out by US Marshals
@akurayama143
@akurayama143 3 года назад
Same lol
@Northof25A
@Northof25A 3 года назад
Lol how much do you make a year? You zero
@MrThatbme43
@MrThatbme43 3 года назад
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone. -Oscar Martinez
@joseruiz4026
@joseruiz4026 3 года назад
All the trunpies are silent, I can sense their presence vanishing on social media lmao
@paradisepipeco
@paradisepipeco 3 года назад
_Who was that unmasked man . . . . . ?_
@babiesfartingfire6007
@babiesfartingfire6007 3 года назад
I wouldnt bet on that quite yet.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 3 года назад
No. Trump's dangerous cult will be causing problems for decades.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад
@@paradisepipeco underrated comment - but it's only been 15min so far - let's give it time :-)
@fabiansalcido7779
@fabiansalcido7779 3 года назад
Trump need to calm down he isn't winning and he should be getting used to it.
@essencemg
@essencemg 3 года назад
@F.R. F how you feel a black woman being vice president. I know that bothers you get over it.
@deadstar8663
@deadstar8663 3 года назад
@@essencemg oh yeah for sure cause it’s not like kamala harris isn’t responsible for the mass incarceration of minorities especially african americans rather than helping them
@essencemg
@essencemg 3 года назад
@@deadstar8663 the only advice I can give you is get ready for the change.
@decayedrose9864
@decayedrose9864 3 года назад
Hi, I’m from 2 days later........He lost😂😂😂😂
@susanneslizynski5150
@susanneslizynski5150 3 года назад
It’s a trumpertantrum!
@stacielivinthedream8510
@stacielivinthedream8510 3 года назад
Oh this is the best! Kudos to you my friend!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@priscillarobb647
@priscillarobb647 3 года назад
No more tweeting in the White House.
@tonyordonez5570
@tonyordonez5570 3 года назад
Donald j Castro
@waleed03231
@waleed03231 3 года назад
I wish there was a love button, cuz this is what this comment deserves!!!!!!
@marilynshelton2371
@marilynshelton2371 3 года назад
Cry baby.
@nikhilbiju3816
@nikhilbiju3816 3 года назад
lol
@93Jubilee
@93Jubilee 3 года назад
No facts!
@Laylowex
@Laylowex 3 года назад
Facts bruh
@Mari-xh9xr
@Mari-xh9xr 3 года назад
@@93Jubilee ohhhh its facctsss
@thangnguyen02
@thangnguyen02 3 года назад
How to remain a Christian chosen one w/ THREE wives? Stop counting
@priscillarobb647
@priscillarobb647 3 года назад
@@thangnguyen02 😂🤣🤨
@dennisball4699
@dennisball4699 2 года назад
Best part was the stuff being tossed out the window. Funniest thing I've seen in many years.
@danielvanness6936
@danielvanness6936 3 года назад
Just perfect !! Thank you for my most continuous smile in a long time. I laughed alot
@alexlee4266
@alexlee4266 3 года назад
Can't wait for someone to stand up and say, "The people have spoken .... you're fired!"
@mamoochie7392
@mamoochie7392 3 года назад
then i would say to joe biden, “you’re hired”
@dannymain8993
@dannymain8993 3 года назад
He's the biggest loser and the worst President ever. Lots of people are saying it, you're hearing it more and more.
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 года назад
🛑🍉
@evanmoore6170
@evanmoore6170 3 года назад
Re-count Dracula Lol
@venom74799
@venom74799 3 года назад
I’m amazed he was able to remember all those flaws without skipping a beat. You still missed about 80% of other things he’s done lol.
@Zeroknight9862
@Zeroknight9862 3 года назад
Can't stop laughing at this part 😂🤣🤣🤣 8:56
@afergie76
@afergie76 3 года назад
I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep. His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.
@elik.webber7630
@elik.webber7630 3 года назад
To many morons, not really studying the person they vote for and following a pided piper who has an agenda.
@Droogie128
@Droogie128 3 года назад
Because Trump is crap, but the democrats have largely been on an extreme, as well. They would probably have done much better with a more moderate message. They really shot themselves in the foot.
@lnstaKarma
@lnstaKarma 3 года назад
Right!! This numbers don't add up?.
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 года назад
🌶️🍎
@christiekang4878
@christiekang4878 3 года назад
@Percy Stonewall definitely looking forward to that new netflix series
@mikeFolco
@mikeFolco 3 года назад
Can't wait to ignore US politics again when the fool goes away (I'm not American).
@rmn1titw392
@rmn1titw392 3 года назад
For real!!
@josiahferrell5022
@josiahferrell5022 3 года назад
We don't have that luxury. Otherwise, we will have absolutely no chance of accomplishing anything decent.
@peddlerinc5332
@peddlerinc5332 3 года назад
@@rmn1titw392 and thats how we got trump
@lisabinhawaii324
@lisabinhawaii324 3 года назад
Exactly; we shouldn't have to micromanage our President.
@XLRAshon
@XLRAshon 3 года назад
Sorry but that's a terrible position to have. It's the fact that so many Americans are and want to stay misinformed is how we got Trump in the first place. The best way to get a government you want is staying at least some what active in our democracy
@reneeelias7168
@reneeelias7168 3 года назад
I almost spit out my drink when Trump pitching a fit yelled “GET OUT ERIC”
@SuperSilverTrees
@SuperSilverTrees 3 года назад
The whole part with the white house is just hilarious :D
@Stringer_
@Stringer_ 3 года назад
I'm loosing my sleep over this and I'm not even American! 💀💀💀
@acekai
@acekai 3 года назад
Trump in 2016: Votes were cast against me by illegal Americans. Trump in 2020: Votes were cast against me by legal Americans.
@johnO21
@johnO21 3 года назад
Maan! That's true
@Dlv924
@Dlv924 3 года назад
😂😂
@whocvres2291
@whocvres2291 3 года назад
Trevor Noah’s joke from earlier today.
@calebhollingsworth3353
@calebhollingsworth3353 3 года назад
Love to steal Trevor Noah’s jokes, huh?
@acekai
@acekai 3 года назад
@@calebhollingsworth3353 Would you believe me if I told you I haven't seen Trevor's take on elections yet? Doesn't matter really. It's a happy day. The turd has been flushed.
@thehellwithem
@thehellwithem 3 года назад
"I will sue this election unless I win". For one time, Trump said the truth.
@thehellwithem
@thehellwithem 3 года назад
​@Bass Player So convenient Trump might even do it for the sake of pure altruism, right?
@screwyou519
@screwyou519 3 года назад
@Bass Player there is medicine for what you have !!
@kelliepatton200
@kelliepatton200 3 года назад
@Bass Player U sound stupid!
@fatmanjr7215
@fatmanjr7215 3 года назад
How ironic is it that you’ll find democrats being more toxic than republicans on social media. Y’all are fighting over the wrong things. How about question the fact that you’ve got 2 complete idiots running for President
@-Puzzles-
@-Puzzles- 3 года назад
Hahaha
@lynnerobinson4175
@lynnerobinson4175 2 года назад
If these ppl haven't seen through him by now, they never will. He's crazy and the ppl that still love him there just as crazy
@mlovespring7892
@mlovespring7892 3 года назад
You are on point! Cannot take that for another 4 more yrs and wasting tax payers money. And what I couldnt understand is many people are still supporting that sort of behavior?
@alwaysbetruetoyou
@alwaysbetruetoyou 3 года назад
So many whinny ass infants on here. Get educated
@tinaconway763
@tinaconway763 3 года назад
My sentiments exactly Jimmy. I am saddened and shocked that this election is so close. Have we sunk so far as nation that people do not know what is wrong and what is right. What is good and what is bad. Has our moral compass gotten so far off track that we no longer care about one another and treat people as we want to be treated. I pray Trump is out soon so we can restore decency back in the White House.
@theoutlander2873
@theoutlander2873 3 года назад
The Biden crime syndicate is, decent?
@daveb8665
@daveb8665 3 года назад
@@theoutlander2873 what crimes?
@daveb8665
@daveb8665 3 года назад
@@theoutlander2873 lets just ignore the last 4 years.
@santosreckz7203
@santosreckz7203 3 года назад
Must of everyone voting trump out thinks Biden is going to do better. Did you know what Biden was going to do. Please do research your votes matter
@juantubey
@juantubey 3 года назад
Same here... I am more than shocked at how close the election has been. It’s unbelievable how many people willingly ignore everything Trump has done wrong to focus on everything they believe he’s done right which is nothing really. Unless I’m missing something.
@joeallen9104
@joeallen9104 3 года назад
8:55 I thought this part was real for a few seconds, I have never before laughed so hard in my life!
@alonzocalvillo6702
@alonzocalvillo6702 3 года назад
Thank you Jimmy for providing some comedy in these nervous times. We all need some comedy relief right now.
@darthmarticusLFC
@darthmarticusLFC 3 года назад
Honestly this is so scary how people can vote for this man.
@WastelandAmerica
@WastelandAmerica 3 года назад
White conservative Americans they appeal to trump
@TheLbeebe7
@TheLbeebe7 3 года назад
It's really weird!
@oasis67
@oasis67 3 года назад
Lack of intelligence combined with brainwashing. Ironic how they call us the sheep for listening to the likes of Fauci and actual statistics when all they do is believe the person who has been proven to tell over 20'000 lies since taking office 🙈
@hijodepuuu
@hijodepuuu 3 года назад
Not as scary as voting for Biden thats for damn sure.
@nickcaruth8939
@nickcaruth8939 3 года назад
your right....but it just show you that trump did not bring all this HATE OUT OF PEOPLE IT WAS ALREADY THERE IT TOOK TRUMP TO COME AND PUT A VOICE TO THE HATE
@Zeldas_Lullaby
@Zeldas_Lullaby 3 года назад
"I'm the president forever!" cracked me up. XD
@DrumCaptain1
@DrumCaptain1 3 года назад
Me too!!! Lmao
@elik.webber7630
@elik.webber7630 3 года назад
Same thing a Roman General, Said didn't they find him dead in the Senate .lol.And that Senate was corrupt as hell all bent on their own wealth and greed . Let the games begin.
@cheynebest7028
@cheynebest7028 3 года назад
As a canadian I have no idea why the vote is even close to have another 4 years of this!?
@mzmicki111
@mzmicki111 3 года назад
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for four great years four and a half great years of trump jokes you brought us through thank you
@Geohillierneo
@Geohillierneo 3 года назад
I find it so funny that the president is literally on his phone posting these tweets, like a teenager. He's such an embarrassment.
@anndarnell9725
@anndarnell9725 3 года назад
The cry baby you'll be on his phone for months tweet trying to start stir up trouble he thinks he's going to get a civil war but what he's really afraid of his New York is coming after him that's why he's sweating he wanted to be able to give yourself a part and I thought they were coming after Donald Trump jr. 2 and whatever happened with Eric's case in court do you know seems like a bunch of criminals to me
@NeverTalkToCops1
@NeverTalkToCops1 3 года назад
It's a special phone. Presidents are not allowed to have cell phones. Because hacking.
@Jojos329
@Jojos329 3 года назад
I was waiting for you Jimmy
@cal6780
@cal6780 3 года назад
Me too!
@dbsean
@dbsean 3 года назад
From the guy who brought you "the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests" comes the new hit single "I'm only losing because they're counting all the votes against me"
@Conchita0511
@Conchita0511 3 года назад
No his problem is that we are not verifying the votes, and not allowing the vote monitors to see the votes, if we were loosing we would want to verify the votes also. I don't understand why we are not allowing the vote monitors to see the votes, and why we are not verifying them so that he will leave peacefully. So it is very unfair, and we Democrats should be doing it better than them.....
@joetoto8504
@joetoto8504 3 года назад
great set my friend, you are on the top of your game, I would love to write for you! Thanks
@andi12270
@andi12270 3 года назад
I love how he says “This is an embarrassment”. No HE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT! Trump would get more satisfaction from watching his money swirl down his golden toilet than he will from his pointless and fact-less lawsuits.
@glindajenkins1505
@glindajenkins1505 3 года назад
One of your best Jimmie!
@anglovetree3308
@anglovetree3308 3 года назад
That's why the world looks down at Americans with disdain & mistrust.
@cmpl24
@cmpl24 3 года назад
People have spoken, “You’re fired!” Bye bye “the apprentice”
@midlifeandnailingit6342
@midlifeandnailingit6342 3 года назад
He reminds me of playing Candyland with my kids when they were 4 and 6...
@kimadams1331
@kimadams1331 3 года назад
Haha!! I was just saying that exact same thing!!
@dollymadison2397
@dollymadison2397 3 года назад
Lol. I was thinking of the lil boy on "Big Daddy" "KANGAROO SONG!!! KANGAROO SONG!!! KANGAROO SONG!!!!" AND "I WIN!! "Because I win!!!"
@zukan2445
@zukan2445 3 года назад
And you remind me of another typical feminist with same look
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 3 года назад
🦓🦁
@wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50
@wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50 3 года назад
🐴🦊
@AlyDee01
@AlyDee01 3 года назад
The mayor Pete mean tweet SENT ME 😂 hahaha, love that he has a good sense of humor
@loveallthebs353
@loveallthebs353 3 года назад
Has anyone ever notice that when lies he gets cotton mouth, It's also the fear of losing.
@deborahross9804
@deborahross9804 3 года назад
That's true
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
Donnie doesn't understand how counting works? C'mon.. who's really surprised by that?
@NARNONDU
@NARNONDU 3 года назад
Dude you are everywhere 😂👍
@crazeyjoe
@crazeyjoe 3 года назад
Votes, no. Money, yes.
@spookysarah2403
@spookysarah2403 3 года назад
Explains why he went bankrupt
@ak99515ak
@ak99515ak 3 года назад
4 years ago Trump there are lots of illegal votes Today Trump there's are lots of legal votes
@thaimassage23
@thaimassage23 3 года назад
He actually doesn't understand a lot of things,but he UNDERSTANDS PRISON.
@isabelwang2730
@isabelwang2730 3 года назад
Tweet: "Andrew Yang has terrible hair and can't be president. It's not fair but it's the truth." Andrew Yang: "Have you seen the current president's hair?" LOL
@ahza1628
@ahza1628 3 года назад
....wtf are these replies to your comment
@msteairraA
@msteairraA 3 года назад
You need help......
@elphiegleason3899
@elphiegleason3899 3 года назад
Awesome burn 🔥
@theoldfinalchapters8319
@theoldfinalchapters8319 3 года назад
If only it was his hair that was the problem.
@msteairraA
@msteairraA 3 года назад
@Your Dads Boyfriend if anyone is running around smelling their own Azz, I think that wud be U Racist person of very low I.Q....🧐
@ShalamarEntertainmentGroupLLC
@ShalamarEntertainmentGroupLLC 3 года назад
I went live last night and basically TRIED to express the same point!!! But I was so flustered I couldn’t even get it out 😂😂😂😂it just came it in a bunch of random sounds and hair pulling...
@1000teresa4ever
@1000teresa4ever 3 года назад
Stephen Colbert did the same "last more than 48 hour joke".
@Mooooty
@Mooooty 3 года назад
"I like presidents who win Arizona" - John McCain
@1awlfc1
@1awlfc1 3 года назад
Underrated comment 😄
@jeniferjohnson374
@jeniferjohnson374 3 года назад
Ha!!
@henrylam92
@henrylam92 3 года назад
People in AZ didn't forget what Trump said about the beloved John McCain
@skoll_5682
@skoll_5682 3 года назад
Finally someone used the right method “Mmm sorry. Where were we?” Talk to the adults in the room.
@christianscheidl5364
@christianscheidl5364 3 года назад
If that (shouting guy) was black, he would have been shot
@christianscheidl5364
@christianscheidl5364 3 года назад
Sorry. Wrong comment...
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868
@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 года назад
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