Trump Joined by Three Former Opponents at New Hampshire Rally 

Mac Tonight has been roughing up Seth.

Gonna need some Nerf stairs...

i tjink their is mo helpings

Yea & they probably have tons of great footage of all these buffoons going on & on about themselves being the Only One who can save Hoomanity from itself.

Brilliant

Biden 2024 . Hunter Biden 2028 🇺🇸

Is that dark sarcasm? Because we don’t need that 😆.

Piper at the Gates of Dawn

No, just a momentary lapse of reason

I been tellin em.

I’m definitely beginning to believe in them 😳 How on earth are Dump & DeSatanist so bad at being human???

@@allisonjames2923 Money. Straight up cold hard cash. It dehumanizes people. No rich person I've ever met has behaved anywhere near a normal fashion.

His smile does give off strong "pretending to be human" vibes. Like someone explained to him what smiling is and why we do it, but he doesn't quite understand how to make it happen.

Sad but true.

💯

I like anyone who isn't a fascist more than anyone who is, all things being equal.

Fake charges and you know that

@@wabbajack2 I bet these ecofascists trying to control your life to save the planet isn't an issue for you...

​@@user-qe8cu7iw4f Right, never paid a porn star off with campaign money either. He's a pillar of the country.

Is that like a sombrero that's also designed to protect you from the elements when it rains

It hits different because it’s true; everyone who has assembled anything from IKEA has had extra hardware left over, for which they spend hours, trying to figure out which step they missed.

Took me a few beats; I was not expecting that. Hilarious!

It is ALWAYS wooden dowels!

@@neen42 Well, that’s all on you,then. Next time, not only should you use the wood dowels but put some wood glue into the dowel holes, so that when the cabinet comes together, it’s even more rigid. That way it’ll survive 2 moves instead of just one! 😜

that's the problem with getting planes from Ikea. the assembly instructions aren't in english.

Neither can I Apparently peeves off my actual wife Look similar

But she's not my type lol

Well, he has had lots of them, and probably attacked a whole lot of other women too. Ask Stormy and E Jean... and his eyesight is probably damaged from looking at the sun during eclipses. And w*nking; he is the world's biggest t*sser, after all.

Not even that….his ex-wife.

It is a comedy you know. Don’t get catfished

Let's nominate Seth (and his writers) for the next Presidential Debate!

I'm right there with you. He told that umbrella story and I thought "oh ya, that sounds about right at this point in my life". 😄

Seth Meyers & John Oliver. My happy place.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is coming back to haunt the scotus 😁💙

Seriously? Jon Stewart? John Oliver? Trevor Noah? Conan O'Brien? Stephen Colbert? And you picked SETH?

I like Colbert and Kimmel alot too. It gives me laughter in these ridiculous Chump times. Vote Blue 💙 People

Laugh at the current administration

@@TheStrangeKage Laugh at your comment. The current admin is fine. You just do too much doom scrolling.

Trump's regime was a collection of singing, sycophantic potatoes. 🎉😂 I think vegetables shouldn't be in charge.

@@TheStrangeKage Hundreds of thousands of people died when the pandemic broke out while Drumpf was in office. Why? Because he disbanded the pandemic response team. Why? Because OBAMA's administration put it into place. And Drumpf was butt-hurt because Obama teased him at the White House correspondents' dinner. Drumpf is THAT much of a thin skinned little POS.

IKR these Republicans are just a big comedy show 😂🎉

OMG YES 😂

🤭😂🤣

Bwaaahahahahaha! 🤣🤣

You potty mouth! As any book in a Florida library will tell you, babies are delivered by storks.

lol...nicely said!

Audience.

That dude was cracking me up! And rightly so! That skit was funny, and DeStupid had the worst smile! Stop smiling!😂

Thanks! I will listen.

Seeing his reaction made this even funnier :)

I wish they pay those of us that live here to live here so I could finally save up to leave

Remember laserfloyd? Ahh, me either...and I was THERE.😉

​@@Missunderstood103I remember Pink Floyd laser light show at Yankee Stadium. It was awesome! That concert was great!!

​@@giamariernifySounds AMAZING! Mine was just the beginning of laserium, laser shows, in the early 80s when it first came out.Before tech world took over.So on weekends you'd basically smoke up(or not), go to laserium (or Rocky Horror at the theater)& lay on the floor with your friends watching the laser light show to Pink Floyd's universe. Real low rent compared to nowadays, but I'd take it over anything else because it was simple, with my friends. We were part of the experience.I miss that.

​@@giamariernifyI think what I miss so much about the 'old days' wasn't being entertained...it was being INSPIRED. That is what I find missing so much now. Floyd just purely inspired.

​@@Missunderstood103😂

ABSOLUTELY!🥰✌🏽❤️

It’s the only way to watch a debate

Syphillis does drive you mad.

It is very telling that a large part of America is fine to back and in fact hero worship a psychopath, but only have second thoughts when that psychopath displays cognitive memory deterioration. Maybe the fear is that his rage won't stay so focused anymore....

weird. I am not even from the Us. even I know it's a huge victory esp nobody ever win both Iowa and new Hampshire.

​@@Missunderstood103maybe it's because they realize what a failure Biden is.. from getting humiliated by the Saudis, even a major ally like France don't respect him and recalls their ambassador just because of a sub deal. he does not care about murican too. who can forget the way he abandon east Palestine, fail to secure the border and worse of all he did nothing to avenge the 13 marines that die in Kabul airport but he literally bomb Yemen just protect/avenge theship that is going into Israel . there is a reason why he have a record low approval rating and lagging behind trump in every poll.

@@asruluveira not a huge victory. The fact that Nikki got 45% in New Hampshire is not good for Trump. The turnout in Iowa was very small

And that even after he instigated an insurrection people think that's a hypothetical

Trump won't win.

Blame his intelligent supporters.

😢😔🤬

I think biden should run with that idea. Off Trump then say, well, he said it was legal.

he sells bone spurs

Guess they still haven't heard what he thinks of them.

*November 1995* As a real estate developer, Donald Trump helped raise funds and donated at least $200,000 to organizers of the 1995 Nations Day Parade for Veterans in New York City. *Source: Politifact* *The Mission Act of 2018* gave veterans the first real and permanent veterans choice through the brand-new community care program. It eliminated the old community care and Choice Programs and resolved issues that these previous short-term fixes created. *In the 2019 Veterans of Foreign Wars Our Care Report* , 6,900 veterans were surveyed and noticed a big improvement in VA health care due to the Mission Act. Nearly three-quarters, 74%, reported seeing improvements at their local VA. When President Trump took office, the U.S. military was suffering from decades of under-investment in new technology. The Air Force’s fleet of bombers, fighters, and tankers was the oldest they had ever been. The Army’s helicopters and armored vehicles consisted largely of programs begun during the Reagan years (or earlier). Some warfighting systems had grown so decrepit that the military services were proposing their retirement despite a lack of newer weapons to replace them. The Trump team greatly increased funding for the development and procurement of new weapons. Outlays for R&D increased by over 50% between 2016 and 2020, while outlays for the procurement of weapons rose by 35%. Much of this money was devoted to fielding a new generation of warfighting systems, including a more survivable bomber, longer-range rotorcraft, and, unmanned systems. *Trump is also the FIRST president in decades who did not commit the nation to new overseas military campaigns.* (Positive comments about Trump tend to vanish on Liberal channels but it needed to be said!)

I'm confused why ANYONE with even the slightest intelligence would vote for trump

To much fallout from the chemicals used.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Indeed, happy birthday from all the jackals.

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Happy Birthday! And many more.

Reminds of Johnny Carlson Karnak where the answers are first then the questions.

​@@phylis3917, did Carson also do this type of cut-&-paste interview or debate? Someone has done it enough that the format is a classic. The Smothers Brothers?

😂😂😂😂

His response will likely be some variation of the same dismissive answer he gave when he defended his berating the audience for not getting the "don't say gray" joke about Michelangelo's _David_ in Surprise Inspections because the audience were all just preoccupied with "looking at his little wang": "I took art history; I know what it's called"

#metoo

Oh come on. We all know the truth: you’re sore because you ran into an umbrella.

And his three-days-drowned color. He's grey-white. Ew.

Little T Rex arms with that big butt.

I think Trump acquired a video of Rand Paul entering Lindsey from the rear...

Unfortunately, Graham has alternately been appalled by Trump and kissed Trump's ass since 2015, so it's hard to take him seriously on that score. Until Graham's appalled by him all the time instead of just when Trump's out of close proximity, then just ignore him.

He'll destroy the Republican Party? PROMISE?! Oh boy, shucks, I hope so!

@@MoonbearStartiger🎯

@@MoonbearStartigerHe already has destroyed the Republican Party! 😔 I’m a Democrat but have voted ♥️ at times. I will vote blue for safety & democracy for ALL Americans. We’re fighting hard against autocracy! 💪🏼 🗽⚖️💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙⚖️🗽

If they don´t feed the crows

💯 Cowards!

Correction: they lost because a segment of the American electorate doesn't know what to look for in a presidential contender....

Yeah; wouldn’t disagree. Maybe it will work for them if the courts rule he’s ineligible because they can claim that they love him and they’re the true heirs to the throne or whatever. I assume that’s what Nikki Haley is going for.

What do you mean?

@@ellicel the monologue and the first skit are all in one segment 😋

It’s HAPPY TUESDAY!

Or ikea

To me it seemed like a cross between syntax and intonation. It happens when reading aloud, when a long phrase crosses from card to card with a noun in attributive position and/or insufficient punctuation. Hark the herald! 🎶 Angels sing "glory" 🎶 ... So this can be considered a Correction for the Card Team, how's that

Yikes! My sympathies

Ugh I’m sorry you had to smell that. Yuck.

@jrojala My favorite is always the passenger who swore to god his salmon catch was packed in dry ice, even as the not-dry ice was literally leaking out the corner of his cooler 😅

Anyone else would already be in prison

Fair treatment means... behind bars paying for his crimes.

He is, any of us would be in jail awaiting trial