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@AgitpropPsyop
@AgitpropPsyop 2 месяца назад
“Thieves going into stores with calculators to make sure they’re not over $950“ 💀
@Persephone_Personified
@Persephone_Personified 2 месяца назад
He needs a calculator bc he can’t use addition. He has to use a calculator to get to $950. ... oh dear. My 1 year old rambunctious greyhound has better temperament. . And he eats his own poop. . .
@Reydriel
@Reydriel 2 месяца назад
Bruh this would be a fire comedy line if he wasn't actually being fucking serious lmao
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
@@AgitpropPsyop I just did it last week
@Tabacish
@Tabacish 2 месяца назад
​@@Persephone_Personified So does DonOld...
@marcoszavala8435
@marcoszavala8435 2 месяца назад
@@AgitpropPsyop if you worked in retail you would see how this actually happens, well at least the smart thieves.
@patricknoll81
@patricknoll81 2 месяца назад
It's crazy that he can say the most batcrap insane stuff while sounding half asleep. Drowsy Donnie, ammirite?!
@trvpyn
@trvpyn 2 месяца назад
"Controlling prices won't control prices"...ok
@bassbird
@bassbird 2 месяца назад
bro looks STRESSED
@kruzedarling9347
@kruzedarling9347 2 месяца назад
He looks tired
@zachthompson9976
@zachthompson9976 2 месяца назад
He knows he bout to lose and hopefully spend rest of his short like in prison!!
@doggie689
@doggie689 2 месяца назад
Did bro just say you can see thousands of dead birds under a windmill? lmfao he is absolutely losing it.
@Jeni_Goci
@Jeni_Goci 2 месяца назад
He’s so dumb 😂😂😂
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 2 месяца назад
Someone needs to tell him that this is real life, and not the ocarina of time windmill.
@Daniel-we4bo
@Daniel-we4bo 2 месяца назад
He's not arsed at all, he knows the games up
@vadordarth496
@vadordarth496 2 месяца назад
Goddamn he just sounds tired.
@Core1109
@Core1109 2 месяца назад
LMAO the Ivermectin ad.
@SweetyMiki
@SweetyMiki 2 месяца назад
The homie said the same speech twice I thought the video looped. >_>
@phillip5245
@phillip5245 2 месяца назад
It's like listening to one of those white noise generators that help you get to sleep.
@somethingelse4424
@somethingelse4424 2 месяца назад
An old NYC grinch just grouching away at nobody, about nothing.
@xAFallFarewellx
@xAFallFarewellx 2 месяца назад
As someone who lives in San Francisco, it's really news to me to hear how "unlivable" it is.
@fartsfartington9019
@fartsfartington9019 2 месяца назад
I live in Crime-afornia and everyday I walked over broken needles just to clock in at the gender factory. But unfortunately my job was taken by China and is now done by a Mexican.
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
@@fartsfartington9019hey don’t confuse your 🤮 gross bedroom with San Francisco that’s disrespectful to sf 😂
@marcoszavala8435
@marcoszavala8435 2 месяца назад
San Francisco is nasty, I live close by and the amount of drug addicts and homeless people is mind-blowing. First time I've ever seen an adult human being just pooping on the sidewalk with no remorse was in sf by Pierre 39.
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
@@marcoszavala8435 Im from San Francisco and there aren’t a-lot of homeless by the Pierre. They keep it clean for tourists. Most crazies are by tenderloin/market street. And most the homeless people here aren’t even from sf they come from all over California
@marcoszavala8435
@marcoszavala8435 2 месяца назад
@@Wolfpax89 yea that was what was tripping me out, when you get to sf in the ferry station you would think it would be nice but you see people doing drugs openly, same as Pierre 39. Never been to the tenderloin but I could only imagine. You know how embarrassing it is when family visits you from out of the country and a guy pooping on the sidewalk is what they see in the great city of San Francisco? That happened to me, never been back.
@schildkroete
@schildkroete 2 месяца назад
Listening to Trump trying to sound like a champion of the working class with the intonation of priest delivering a eulogy provides me with all the laughs that I desperately need at the end of this week! 😂😂😂
@AgitpropPsyop
@AgitpropPsyop 2 месяца назад
Bro thought sadly rattling off numbers would really put some energy in his campaign lmao
@tomthecasual5337
@tomthecasual5337 2 месяца назад
"as bordertsar she allowed 20 million people - and i believe it's *higher* than that - people say 13, 14, 12, 10. but now they are all up to around 12, 13, 14" my highlight of the speech
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
trumpoid math
@Ehh.....
@Ehh..... 2 месяца назад
"Kamala Harris even further left than Bernie." Outstanding grouping of words sir, well played!
@Aurochs330
@Aurochs330 2 месяца назад
Trump went from “fire Biden” to “hire Biden” lmfao
@123pancho7
@123pancho7 2 месяца назад
New slur just dropped, guess I’m a gotaways or gotaguey or gotauey
@Drewsco
@Drewsco 2 месяца назад
When the camera zoomed out and I saw the snacks 😂😂😂
@Drewteam88
@Drewteam88 2 месяца назад
tRump standing there saying look at all this poor people food is beyond funny
@maxencekab3496
@maxencekab3496 2 месяца назад
Swear to god you guys could go to these talks and put gun sounds on speakers to scare him hehehe
@Ktmfan450
@Ktmfan450 2 месяца назад
He would need to have people at his rallies to do that
@maxencekab3496
@maxencekab3496 2 месяца назад
@@Ktmfan450 🤣
@joshwertz7167
@joshwertz7167 2 месяца назад
Western Pa resident, not for fracking and have had an understanding for years that unless we nationalise our oil industry our government is powerless to control gas prices. The stupidity and blatant lies upset me.
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
Republicans for literally destroying the environment we live on 🤦🏻
@joshn7829
@joshn7829 2 месяца назад
Too many in office on the payroll.
@mypaisleyjane
@mypaisleyjane 2 месяца назад
Lion Kamala, destroyer of worlds😅
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
Thats tough ❤i like it
@Persephone_Personified
@Persephone_Personified 2 месяца назад
Car insurance is decided by the state ...? What the huh?
@rev0lve638
@rev0lve638 2 месяца назад
STATEfarm. Duh
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 2 месяца назад
I love how as he's reading, it's also news to him on the spot. Bro doesn't know jack and prolly forgot everything he said lolz
@thesisterversepod
@thesisterversepod 2 месяца назад
He HATESSSS talking about the specifics of policies so much hehehehe he sounds like a kid in school who goofs off all the time being forced to finally do the school work and give their report. He wrote it all down but he threw in a "crooked joe biden" cuz he just cant help himself lol
@joshn7829
@joshn7829 2 месяца назад
Yo, how do you ignore the ivermectin ad!? @05:00
@Iwatchedyouchains
@Iwatchedyouchains 2 месяца назад
The legal theft up to $950 policy does solve the increase in grocery prices lol
@zachthompson9976
@zachthompson9976 2 месяца назад
How can he just say whatever and people buy it?? Thought i was going crazy when he claimed he tried to turn his supporters AGAINST locking up Hillary 🤯 like wtf😅 we all watched him lead the chant again and again
@LavishPal-q7q
@LavishPal-q7q 2 месяца назад
"Kamala is a real one" Trump 2024
@jasonsexton2252
@jasonsexton2252 2 месяца назад
Expecting a service dog to go through one of these programs is classist
@chloegrobler4275
@chloegrobler4275 2 месяца назад
Just go away trump. bruh...
@azeliaspank
@azeliaspank 2 месяца назад
"They carved up a beautiful 16 year old with a knife"
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
Who hannibal lector!?
@phillip5245
@phillip5245 2 месяца назад
We love to see it, don't we folks?
@crunkers_
@crunkers_ 2 месяца назад
He's just droning on and on. Trump has actually become boring.
@Kcoldraz
@Kcoldraz 2 месяца назад
Actually no. I would love to have these corrupt people sent to jail if they are guilty.
@realsonofmars
@realsonofmars 2 месяца назад
Lmao hes so sleepy
@Persephone_Personified
@Persephone_Personified 2 месяца назад
How can 4 different things “the likes of which you’ve never seen “...? Is there a ranking lists of things I’ve never seen that don’t exist... ((send donnie help. hes apparently sleep walking through life again))
@DoctorDissonance
@DoctorDissonance 2 месяца назад
It's the lazy man's fear mongering. He wants you to be afraid but can't be bothered actually thinking up a reason, so he just invites you to imagine a reason for him. He wants to just say "it'll be the worst one," and then wander off.
@Persephone_Personified
@Persephone_Personified 2 месяца назад
@@DoctorDissonance I imagine him as president. He was right on just that one thing. He would most DEFINITELY be “the worst one”. 😎👍
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
"they're coming from countries unknown, countries that no one has ever heard of"
@Persephone_Personified
@Persephone_Personified 2 месяца назад
@@andrewkoster6506 he’d be like “We want to help the country of Key West because Florida doesn’t like you”.. “Americans love third world countries like yourself. “ “We want to send you aid in the form of this defunct Trump water from The Apprentice. It’s laced with lead but I guarantee it will make you $22,000 richer every bottle you drink. But also send me all your money. I need to buy more blind pack Mini-Brands...I really wanted to get the tiny cereal box!!!” Sorry. I was reading from my fanfiction again.
@MrLigmenarxis
@MrLigmenarxis 2 месяца назад
more then 100% 😂
@viniciusPatto
@viniciusPatto 2 месяца назад
31:05 i liked when Elon Musk broke the record for facials, i can't imagine how many horses he gave away that night
@worst00oo00
@worst00oo00 2 месяца назад
He is such a smear merchant
@ramavalos
@ramavalos 2 месяца назад
What's the song you use for the intro??
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
this dude LOVES "Abdul from the Taliban"
@somethingelse4424
@somethingelse4424 2 месяца назад
He and Abdul are going to retire together to a house in the country.
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
rightoid audio
@IshiiShiro8964
@IshiiShiro8964 2 месяца назад
Bro is just yapping at this point💀
@WesternCommie
@WesternCommie 2 месяца назад
this is the most boring Trump speech ever.. It isn't even ironically funny.
@jaartisjones5713
@jaartisjones5713 2 месяца назад
This was press was fine. I don't see anyone else doing what he's doing. Especially since there's 3 wars rn that's constantly dragging in more countries to fight with them. WW3 scare isn't a joke. China gonna prep for war with Taiwan in 2026. We don't have a lot of time, bro
@Tkdmasterjb
@Tkdmasterjb 2 месяца назад
Republicans must really like looking up "Kamala inflation"
@Padalis
@Padalis 2 месяца назад
why is trump talking about truck to us? he should have asked Elon this.
@stereoandy77
@stereoandy77 2 месяца назад
They won’t drill until it’s profitable for them. He can scream drill all he wants, and the federal government has been building homes since the new deal…eye roll
@chriso6042
@chriso6042 2 месяца назад
Does he not realize that talking so much crap about biden is just emphasizing how pathetic it is that he lost to him?
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
he misses Biden so much
@ZaWarubro
@ZaWarubro 2 месяца назад
He’s speaking, but it doesn’t sound like English. Crazy
@samuelsirota2816
@samuelsirota2816 2 месяца назад
15:06 he might be right noone wouldve accepted no tax on tips being trumps idea because its trumps idea😂 kamala couldnt have her own thoughts if she wanted
@meatharbor
@meatharbor 2 месяца назад
I really hope someone asks Trump why he keeps gloating about having such a great relationship with the General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party. He really does seem to love talking about how awesome the General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party is and how well he got along with the General Secretary of *the Chinese Communist Party.* Maybe follow up with asking him to describe his favorite parts of Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era and then ask him to sing The East is Red.
@Fuzzycuffsqt
@Fuzzycuffsqt 2 месяца назад
dude he's boring now wtf
@patrickpoppy9891
@patrickpoppy9891 2 месяца назад
Is Trump washed? He doesn’t hit the same anymore
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
yes. He's cooked and his heart isn't in it
@PlaymeoffSia
@PlaymeoffSia 2 месяца назад
man, trump should pardon joe biden
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
he sounds like he wants to marry him
@blazingmonolith4323
@blazingmonolith4323 2 месяца назад
These videos are way too long, Hassan loves to hear himself talk.
@WuRaidr
@WuRaidr 2 месяца назад
it might shock you then to know he has a stream where, get this, he talks more.
@cooledry
@cooledry 2 месяца назад
I'm on half of the video at the moment, probably around 95% of it was just Trump talking
@erikandersen6125
@erikandersen6125 2 месяца назад
When did he get so boring?
@Spyderinagourd
@Spyderinagourd 2 месяца назад
I, like many temporarily embarrassed small business billionaires, have already given jobs not created to gotaways; hate seein my employees' grocery bills go down; and love seein the environment destroyed for more oil money.😎🔫
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
Hasan sits on a computer all day... Im sure he knows what he's talking about.
@spockmandia
@spockmandia 2 месяца назад
As opposed to "random guy sitting around on his computer"
@_G4.R4_
@_G4.R4_ 2 месяца назад
isnt that literally how online school works
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
how did you type this silly comment? using only the vast power of your mind?
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
Y'all have fun listening to millionaires who just use you. I'm just trying to help y'all but screw it perish.
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
@@dopeentertainment8924 No one asked for your help, weirdo
@F0uLPLayy
@F0uLPLayy 2 месяца назад
Why is this so boring….. he used to be so much fun
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
Harris has paid crowds lmaoooo
@NectarLiam
@NectarLiam 2 месяца назад
Cope harder
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
Your big goofy boy said that the crowds were AI. Get back on message! You're not supposed to disagree with him
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
@@andrewkoster6506 lmao you go ahead and blindly listen to millionaires, I'm my own man and I'm just trying to make y'all see we're being used and pitted against each other. I love ya and hope we can make our world beautiful for our future generations.
@andrewkoster6506
@andrewkoster6506 2 месяца назад
@@dopeentertainment8924 you're regurgitating silly talking points from Donald Trump while telling people to stop listening to millionaires and think for themselves
@dopeentertainment8924
@dopeentertainment8924 2 месяца назад
Whats harris been doing in office now? Not diddly. When trump was in office I could afford life so I know who I'm picking.
@bigbangattack97
@bigbangattack97 2 месяца назад
How else were they suppose to replace Biden? Dude stepped down lol. If he resigned his presidency shed literally be president right now lmfao
@SearchfortheMeaning
@SearchfortheMeaning 2 месяца назад
"She's of a place in life"..... Really Drumfty? 🫏💨🍊🤡
@lessmoneylessproblems5145
@lessmoneylessproblems5145 2 месяца назад
ngl, drill baby drill is pretty solid line.
@nateishereagain1219
@nateishereagain1219 2 месяца назад
Yes for absolutely brainlets that have no idea how anything works
@Ktmfan450
@Ktmfan450 2 месяца назад
Remember how much energy prices increased because oil companies didn't have the infrastructure after the shutdown Imagine that but on steroids
@Wolfpax89
@Wolfpax89 2 месяца назад
He used the same line on stormy daniels 😂
@Ktmfan450
@Ktmfan450 2 месяца назад
@@lessmoneylessproblems5145 His best line But terrible delivery
@kevinchristensen7510
@kevinchristensen7510 2 месяца назад
"Shetheworstthing,bytheway,IcallhertheCommiealashesthesouceofallevilnoonehaseverseenthis,it'scalledsatanic,maybeyouheardofitpeoplehatevilbecauseitleadstocommunisticthingsthatsallsheknowseventhoughevilisseductive,mycrowdsaremuchlargerthanhers,butyouwouldn'tknowbecausethefakenewsmediadoesn'treporthislikeneverbefore . . ."
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