Trump's National Abortion Ban Stance, Biden's Student Debt Plan: Late Night's News of the Week 

Trump is on trial.. where are you?

Seth is a gem, we need late night now more than ever

Seriously wtf is up with the schedule at late night? If you’re on vacation, cool. But how hard is it to post a 5 second video saying you’ll be on break?

Finally! Thanks for calling a lie a lie. I hate these euphemisms!

You killed it tonight. It. Was a great show.

That last dog joke was terrier......

"My mom was such a B" 😂🤣🤣

You're on hiatus AGAIN?!

"Wow! There goes Biden's chances of winning Alabama" such a great joke.

The Lord's chicken...Mike Pence

THANK YOU SETH ET AL

Sending us strong signs? That's when Jeff Foxworthy points to MTG and says, There's your sign.

I'm getting really fucking tired of the week-long breaks every third week. I need my closer look.

How many vacations and hiatuses do you TAKE in a year? You're off the air more than you're on the air. The rest of us have to work, like, all the time. The least you could do is show up and tell your jokes when we get home.

Please refrain from using the new pics of mr, Cheeto, it does nothing but help him. His morning makeup job and pro photographer running around to get the best pics to share with world is helping him . . Ugh.

Costco sells gold bars?!?! (🇸🇪 here).

You're taking another week off? When night show comedians get popular, they forget the viewers who made them stars and take off more and more time. No regard for the viewers who brought them fame

Ugh, the heart wrenching remembering that Corrections is over when hearing the Irish accent.

It's been 2 (two) weeks... Where's Seth? I miss his closer look😢😢😢

Seriously? You had the superman comic selling for 6 million and you pass on the chance to call Clark Kent the new 6 million dollar man?

Supreme Court hearing yet Seth still got his head on a couch cushion.

This week was excellent

I'm confused because RU-vid keeps indicating that new content has been posted but when I come here there is nothing new. And I'm hoping we're not being geo-blocked again

Ooo. All zingers. Spot on.

Taskmaster is my favorite show also!!!

I'll defend Seth's Irish Jury wearing Eclipse Glasses. How else could they hide their Irish Beer Goggles... ☘️

I'm going through Seth withdrawals

I'm mourning corrections hard. 😢

Should of just let Wally host the show, he already does a lot of heavy lifting .

I was trolling all the spambots in one of your vids while listening to reactors absolutely fall apart over the latest ep of X-Men '97, and RU-vid hit ME with a warning. While all those spam posts are still up, and their accounts still active. Priorities guys. I did get to make a Miley Cyrus joke thou...

The lords chicken!!!¡

So is that it for corrections?

Did you seize to produce the show since there's no corrections scheduled on thursday and you're missing out on the feedback? - plz don't, the jackals will always be out there to let you know what you missed or spelled wrong or how graphics purposely (

Denmark, Norway ...... OR Slovenia! classic Seth.

I've gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I'm older This mountain, I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders Through the clouds, I see love shine Keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life, there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again Can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me

This whole week the show is on Repeat. The Late Night website says. So No new show till next week.

I got called for jury duty.. as a proud American, i was extremely happy to do my Duty... and see your show taping.. my wife informed me "Seth is on another vacation ".. so i had my dr. Write up a pass on Jury duty... due to my bone spurs..

Aquaman, ya burnt

What happened to trump's "Art of the Deal" skills?

You take more breaks than Congress

love y0u man

2 weeks so far. You ever coming back? Another strike? Wtf? Usually people say something before vacation, so it must be some emergency

Dude is always on hiatus

Seth! 😂

Seth on vacation AGAIN 🤬

Enis P.

💚Oscar the Grouch 💚

Love is in the air, everywhere I look around Love is in the air, every sight and every sound And I don't know if I'm being foolish Don't know if I'm being wise But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air, in the whisper of the tree Love is in the air, in the thunder of the sea And I don't know if I'm just dreaming Don't know if I feel safe But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when you call out my name Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh, oh, oh, oh Love is in the air, in the rising of the sun Love is in the air, when the day is nearly done And I don't know if you're illusion Don't know if I see truth But you're something that I must believe in And you're there when I reach out for you Love is in the air, everywhere I look around Love is in the air, every sight and every sound And I don't know if I'm being foolish Don't know if I'm being wise But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, love is in the air Love is in the air Love's is in the air Love's is in the air Love is in the air 😍😍😘😘 💖💖💖

When I played Risk a lot in my younger days, I always like "Ukraine." Perhaps it's a "Park Place" that we're buying from Russia? Love, Don xoxo

Pushed from a ghost!!! 🤣🤣🤣 2 funny

Florida 😂

I'll never forget the day I became a jackal.

trump stands leaning so far forward so his big belly isn't the main thing we see.

Hey Alabama could be doable if we really tried

If Trump would bring the non-affordable pizza in a pornmovie then would that be a Pizza Fungi? The topping won't be in royal proportion! It's like you're not going to expect salami in that box! I would produce the mycellium out of this skit!

"Detectorists"

I don’t know if anyone told you, but the Republicans in Arizona used one of your memes to punctuate their… That’s the end of abortion point.

Whats happening!! I get notification that there's a new video but nothing!! I'm not on social.media so cant see anything relevant on a basic search. Are videos not in the uk anymore?!

I think Seth's water broke and he's having a baby. His wife had been lobbying for him to pitch in more.

#45 has become addicted to losing. How sad can you become?

Has anyone told Seth that he looks like a young hugh grant? I don’t mean actually hugh grant when he was younger, but look at a recent picture of older hugh grant and imagine him younger. That’s Seth. idk I just randomly saw a picture of hugh grant and thought woah Seth got old but it wasn’t him. .

Hey Seth, on the other side of the pond, router is pronounced 'rooter'.

I’m offended for you. That the Republicans used your meme. But what are you do… PS you’re the best.

Hello Irene and vice president🎉

Former President SkidMark..more like 😂

Trump is weird? What a surprise that he does not know how to be in a fast food place.

2 weeks? In April? A week in March, a week in February, 2 weeks in December, damn that's a good job. Miss you all tho

I saw you dancin' out the ocean Running fast along the sand A spirit born of earth and water Fire flying from your hands In the instant that you love someone In the second that the hammer hits Reality runs up your spine And the pieces finally fit And all I ever needed was the one Like freedom fields where wild horses run When stars collide like you and I No shadows block the sun You're all I've ever needed Babe, you're the one There are caravans we follow Drunken nights in dark hotels When chances breathe between the silence When sex and love no longer gel For each man in his time is Cain Until he walks along the beach And sees his future in the water A long lost heart within his reach And all I ever needed was the one Like freedom fields where wild horses run When stars collide like you and I No shadows block the sun You're all I've ever needed Ooh babe, you're the one And all I ever needed was the one Like freedom fields where wild horses run When stars collide like you and I No shadows block the sun You're all I've ever needed Ooh babe, you're the one And all I ever needed was the one Like freedom fields where wild horses run When stars collide like you and I No shadows block the sun You're all I've ever needed Ooh babe, you're the one 😘 🤩💋💝

Who's a lunatic

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How about a Trump Parody to the tune of "It Wasn't Me," by Shaggy

Perhaps New Dheli must be better than the places i mentioned here on the previous comment,, i mean all of them. Less poverty, less violence, a more civilized place, with a very organized and Strong urbanization for example, i'm just saying this because you folks enjoy traveling there a lot, so?

where the f* is the seth meyers show?

Hey, I just want to say that if you win the Democrat's new fundraising thing of being flown to Delaware for you and a guest to have ice cream with Joe and Jill Biden you should invite Seth as your guest. Please. Wait until everyone has ice cream in hand and then start with "So about Gaza..."

Even if Ukraine did give up some land to Russia, there is no guarantee that Russia will stop at that.

I just noticed when Seth gets exasperated he kind of naturally does his Australian accent. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-l9OWygBsfug.html

Qoohh Seconds in HI!!😅

Do you dislike him?

Mindy the real fool

Hey Seth, were are you?

Hey guys..... guys.......guys, has anyone seem that latest TV series from Amazon, Fallout or something, guys...... guys...... guys....., let me tell you a little secret, it wasn't Vault-Tec, it was me.

Welp. Guess Canada has been locked out of this channel again.

🤣🤣🤣

Mayday.....mayday....mdayday.... internet shi.thole has blocked me. mayday

why you even have social media or the community post if you NEVER Inform us why there is no post for 12 Days in the mids of a pres. trial

Seth is out doing his stand-up thing - instead of where he belongs which is talking to us. He's making bank on the comedy tour, I looked at the tickets - out of my jackal den. A far cry from Bedford NH - but he's earned every moment. We're just sulky because we miss him.

Seth Meyers. You're ok if the guys and I own Boeing Corporation with the ladies from Golden Girls? It will be better if we can blame some very wonderful straight women if we don't get some Straight Guy Technical point. Don't you agree? Love, Don xoxo April 23, 2024

Stop taking fucking vacations

The joke about the Bronx River is completely inaccurate. The comeback of the Bronx River is an environmental success story built upon years and years and years of clean ups and community involvement and interface with science. The beavers, the turtles, the wildlife returned some years ago. Maybe Seth's writers can visit and see for themselves. It's easy. Take the 2 train, and you can see the Bronx River on display on your way to the entrance to the Bronx Zoo. Or take metro north to the Botanical Gardens; the Bronx River runs through the massive Botanical Gardens. Or Google. Really, the recovery of the Bronx River is a very well documented story. The 1970s called; they want the ugly hurtful ignorant Bronx joke back. Be better, Seth.

One word: GUTFELD!

Dammit, RU-vid is deleting my accounts again, something to do with a pre-nuptial agreement, or something, i gotta tell you folks these clauses are not easy, i dunno if i have enough luv to give to RU-vid, CBS, or NBC, it's just too much luuuuvv

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So folks how YA all doin? So guys, i'm gonna take your time and tell you all my experience when traveling to NEW YORK CITY, The Glamorous and most famous city from US, so it is like this, when tourists all over the planet come here to visit this arrogant shitpile/shithole in the middle of nowhere, i always get the same praise every time, and it goes more or less with something like this: OMG your city is soooooo BEAUTIFUL, it''s so fantastic, so cleam, so organized, urbanized and etc.. I just stopped to speak about this #$%$$#% because it's a refference for my story, because The US intelligence must have already locatad my, location, and said to the politicians that i am from Brazil, so long story short, when traveling to NEW YORK CITY, the city with the little heart in the middle of its name, i am not going to lie to you folks, i had the same feeling while walking in the streets of São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro, and what does that means? That means, i felt that i was looking to something, really, really, really, very "UGLY", but that isin't the opinion from the rest of my family,because they felt like if the place was a fantastic place, however, i don't know how or why, they couldn't see the damn rats waling on the sidewlk with us along the night, the massive number of crackheads and beggars asking some change for the tourists, or the enormous ammount of trash lying on the sidewalks, some robbery, violence, and poverty, like on that Bruce Springsten song for example? Streets of Philadelphia i think? I mean i'm sorry, it's just me guys, get it? Me and ME.

Just unsubscribed Seth

YEEEEEEEHAW COWBOY, How Ya doin? You know what i also think about that virtual reality theory of yours? Beelieve, think, or whatever, is that our overlords or gods kinda look like us, and that i'm the SUPREME LEADER of them all!!!

Take your time bud. Just like your audience does when you pause for applause.

The Republican party is all over the place on issues

Scary if tRump gets near the White House!

She looks like she did most of the cross fit with her face.

You should be sending him a royalty check. You haven't had an original joke in 8 years without that guy