House of Representatives Passes Bill That Could Ban TikTok

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Seth addresses Trump ignoring his 10-year-old grandson at a UFC match, Elon Musk visiting the Tesla factory in Germany and more in his monologue for Wednesday, March 13, before taking a closer look at the congressional hearing into Biden's handling of classified information.
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@nicholast.9827 2 месяца назад

Keeping classified national security files in his toilets should be a hint to anyone about the respect Trump has for the country.

@user-wv7kt4wk7q 2 месяца назад

The fact that Trump has a plastic garbage can in the same bathroom as his chandelier and brass picture frame should say a lot about his being the rich elite businessman. I hope everyone will apply this same logic to his ability to be president. 👎😩

@harlequinems 2 месяца назад

To be fair, he probably feels like he put a lot of thought into it.... "well I never see anyone else in there when I go in there, so no one else must know about it" 😂

@verttikoo2052 2 месяца назад

@@user-wv7kt4wk7qThat is for his diapers 🙄

@stephenswistchew7720 2 месяца назад

I actually use toilet paper or dollar bills we all have to cut corners these days

@Rugelacharugula 2 месяца назад

And don’t bathroom doors only lock from the INSIDE? Just me?

@murglebinter 2 месяца назад

"I prefer to wear my clothes sequentially" 😂😂😂

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@HelynnHeels 2 месяца назад

If you look closely, near the high window, there are boxes piled to the ceiling in the tub behind the cheap shower curtain.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@aboy6236 2 месяца назад

You can see their reflections on the window and the shower tiles.

@chezmoi42 2 месяца назад

Yep, well spotted. You can see them in the cheap shower curtain shot, as well.

@elibnem4126 2 месяца назад

Jesus, that makes this so much worse. Great eye!

@fatmn 2 месяца назад

I love the implication that there is *less than* 1 employee per dollar store location because sometimes it really do feel that way

@tubabelle 2 месяца назад

John Oliver recently did an excellent report on dollar stores and it was devastating.. I recommend watching it. Yes, there is often only one employee in the whole store.

@deniseboldea1624 2 месяца назад

I actually hope he ignores his grandchildren on a consistent basis, especially the granddaughters. It would be the best thing he could do for them.

@tracymears8230 2 месяца назад

hahahah, so true

@blakethebeast3174 2 месяца назад

That is brutal but true.

@oldauntzibby4395 2 месяца назад

They probably avoid him from what I hear about the smell. And kids generally are wise about people who are obnoxious, self-centered, and creepy, though they are sometimes forced to interact if the horrid person is a relative. Especially a rich one. 😢

@lindaandsteffi 2 месяца назад

There are more boxes behind the curtain in the bathtub 🔍

@erikaswanson7072 2 месяца назад

Why is it that I can picture Seth's brother Josh as the 80s movie villain with the two collared shirts, calling people Gordo? 😂

@lb5368 2 месяца назад

I thought the same thing, he sounded so much like Poshy there!!!

@anniescornavacca1472 2 месяца назад

I can hear the jackals coming to tell you that's a coffin, not a casket. Lol.

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 месяца назад

We are building his, because of Corrections!

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

Genuine question: what’s the difference? I’m in the UK and we always say coffin. I honestly though ‘casket’ was just an American English thing.

@manaash4316 2 месяца назад

@@clothilde1623a casket is just a rectangular box, where a coffin has that tapered bottom, wide shoulders-shape

@InariKitsune42 2 месяца назад

@@clothilde1623There are several differences but the most visual difference is that coffins taper and caskets don't.

@visceronika8414 2 месяца назад

Never change, Seth.

@chlojoe100 2 месяца назад

We all saw them loading those boxes on the plane. It was on the news. Why didn't the DOJ go there and search those boxes. Pathetic.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃 IM A SPAMBOT TROLL MEGATRON ASTRO BOY EIGHT MAN ROBO GEEK

@chrishug5283 2 месяца назад

The ice cream callbacks *chef’s kiss*

@kleerude 2 месяца назад

I fear for Seth’s truce with the knitting community.

@user-yn7yo1co3k 2 месяца назад

What did I miss?

@jo_tc 2 месяца назад

Yes me too, clearly I've watched a lot (and by a lot, I mean all) of corrections if my 1st thought is "what will Patty think?" 🧶

@LindaC616 2 месяца назад

Dropping all those stitches! 😱

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 месяца назад

Voodoo dolls

@chezmoi42 2 месяца назад

@@user-yn7yo1co3k 16:30

@DaleMaraugha 2 месяца назад

Seth and that paddleball 💀🤣💀

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@booshong 2 месяца назад

The dollar tree joke is a sleeper. Most dollar trees literally have only one employee working most of the time.

@FirestoneX 2 месяца назад

I work at dollar general and we only ever have 2. No wonder thief is so high

@georgejones3526 2 месяца назад

There are two Dollar Generals within two miles of me on the same road and there’s another one being built about five miles away from them. There’s also a Dollar Tree less than half a mile from that new location. It’s amazing because we’re not a very big city.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@chip7486 2 месяца назад

Huh. Wonder if it's because of local laws or dollar tree Canada, but I feel like I'm always tripping over dollar tree employees 😂

@jackofkinrowan 2 месяца назад

should have said "...affect a thousand employees."

@TheUluxian 2 месяца назад

Yeah, I got busted taking a bunch of my office stuff home with me after I retired, too. It was fine until my neighbors started complaining and turned me in. But to my credit, I was the best darn mortician that county ever had!

@flapjackfae 2 месяца назад

Those additional boxes of documents will be found in one property or another when it's seized to pay his fines.

@alicewood1665 2 месяца назад

It's in the coffin, he buried his ex-wife's ashes.

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

They’re probably in the Kremlin, being used by Putin as a foot stool.

@OlyOly-uh5ik 2 месяца назад

We have to save the furniture of our children.

@NewMessage 2 месяца назад

Insane tangents are the Jackal's natural hunting grounds.

@LindaC616 2 месяца назад

CORRECTION: Seth, tissues are always left in the box. It's just that there's usually a decorative box covering up the cardboard box they come in

@TheGreatAtario 2 месяца назад

Pfft. You mean you don't make your servants unbox them and load them into custom designer $10,000 porcelain dispensers?

@alicejuengling2378 2 месяца назад

You always say "we're off and running" when you finish the monologue, but that's wrong. You're ON and SITTING.

@LindaC616 2 месяца назад

Correction:"they're off!" Is said at the beginning of a race.

@simoneschwarz5076 2 месяца назад

😂

@taiku1999 2 месяца назад

Also, at the beginning of the show, you say "I hope you are doing well." If I were, I wouldn't watching YOU.

@stephenswistchew7720 2 месяца назад

My question why do you want to keep classified information documents after you have left the job?

@KPVFarmer 2 месяца назад

He knew he’d need money for lawyers and was going to sell them along with his grandkids

@lindaswanson9328 2 месяца назад

To sell to the highest bidder. I'd love to know what was in tucker carlson's suitcase when he recently went to russia.🤔

@ucantSQ 2 месяца назад

As trophies? The man is clearly a trophey man. Or as bagaining chips. Oh, and bragging rights. We have voice recordings of him bragging about it.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃 DUH I DONT NO

@stephenswistchew7720 2 месяца назад

@@paulyricca3881 best answer yet

@clayicus 2 месяца назад

Please never stop doing the Rudy impression

@kennyn1992 2 месяца назад

Dollar Tree getting rid of branches is just a Spring prune. One wood think. Don't worry, I'll stick to my day job.

@SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад

Trump is only interested in his grandson if the child has a big campaign donation.

@sassyh5912 2 месяца назад

I felt so bad for the child. Trump was so stupid and selfish he could have scored some points by pretending to care about his grandson. Instead he displayed his true self SCUM!

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@user-oq2lo8ov9i 2 месяца назад

Which of the five countries does he want Barron to run???

@georgelayton6641 2 месяца назад

@@user-oq2lo8ov9i Greenland.

@gwenfooteprints 2 месяца назад

Did he have grandsons??? I wouldn't know it.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 2 месяца назад

Brilliant job, Seth. En pointe! And the impro weirdness during the montage of Trumpty Dumpty was absolutely fantastic ❤

@jeffii9890 2 месяца назад

7:14 Pretty sure there are boxes in the shower, too

@elibnem4126 2 месяца назад

Someone else pointed that out. Yes it is completely full from floor to ceiling

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

TUHGFE

@jamesuthmann940 2 месяца назад

900 times a year? Woo-Hoo!! Finally, I'm above average!

@lebumoloi 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@danvorosmarty9854 2 месяца назад

Missed a perfect Jacked Up Joe callback opportunity with that thermostat joke. You literally SAID "jacked up". Come on man, that's malarkey.

@scon4130 2 месяца назад

Why do y'all keep uploading a closer look then the full monologue + a closer look a few hours later?

@vezquex 2 месяца назад

And the title is one headline.

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

That’s not always the case. They combine the monologue with what comes next on the show into a longer video, and in this case (and others recently) it’s happened to be A Closer Look. That’s all! 🙂

@CoolBreezeHeals 2 месяца назад

Mar a largo looks like a place Zorro would break into to, to free all the peasants.

@wanderingseth 2 месяца назад

Your Oregon accent transported me. Am I in Portland?

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃 DUH I DONT NO

@chapablo 2 месяца назад

CORRECTION: Chuck E. Cheese no longer has an animatronic character at their restaurants. RIP Munch’s Make-Believe Band.

@jenniferjohnson2712 2 месяца назад

I too watched last squeek tonight. ❤

@bubblesezblonde 2 месяца назад

Thanks so much Seth and Crew.

@01akqueen 2 месяца назад

I watch these clips 2-3 times and laugh every time! You are so funny, Seth. But hey, do you and your brother have a podcast?

@themorales6 2 месяца назад

You may not be able to execute the Portland accent, Seth. But your Biden is PERFECTION! 🤩👌🏻

@sherryelle225 2 месяца назад

I think they should investigate Merrick Garland. He obviously isn't on the right side of anything. He needs to be fired.

@dietotaku 2 месяца назад

everybody seems to have forgotten merrick garland was the REPUBLICANS' top pick to replace scalia. that's the entire reason obama nominated him, the GOP said they would vote for him.

@ucantSQ 2 месяца назад

Maybe not, but his guy spoke well of Biden anyways.

@sherryelle225 2 месяца назад

@@ucantSQ Not in the report her didn't. That's the point. In the transcript he said Biden has a photographic understanding but in his report he says he has a poor memory. How can anyone make it make sense other than to say this guy didn't want to be attacked by maga so he had to lie about Biden and about stuff he had no knowledge of.

@andiepants3421 2 месяца назад

Except that dollar general is often the only place to shop in food deserts and low income neighborhoods. Just saying.

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 месяца назад

Messing with Jackals is one thing, messing with Younglins Tik Tok, that's bold, and you know who will win!

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@misterbennnn 2 месяца назад

@@paulyricca3881 The king is doing weird medicine stuff, the princess is MIA, now's the time to go nuts

@jkhbeattie 2 месяца назад

I suspect a decent proportion of Jackals are also Tik Tok Younglins…

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

@@jkhbeattie👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOW OLD IS U 900?

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

As someone not affected (European here👋🏻) I’m genuinely looking forward to seeing how the youth of America reacts to your TicketyTock ban. Remember when BTS fans single-handedly derailed one of Trumpty’s stoopid ego-fests? Don’t mess with them!

@normlang1994 2 месяца назад

Those boxes are definitely at Bedminster.

@bloodorigin 2 месяца назад

That's funny. I've never seen the final season of Lost, so in a way he's right. MIND IS BLOWN 🤯

@jcoopes5604 2 месяца назад

Vote 🗳️ people!

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 месяца назад

After November we will celebrate still work to be done get to the polls people same 80 mil

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃 VOTE FOR TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK SAXON ONLY EMPLOYMENT

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

@@chiguireespacialespecial👴🏻🥃 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK SAXON ONLY EMPLOYMENT

@XCBRO172 2 месяца назад

Corrrection: The arson attack was not directly on the factory, it was on a pylon to remove power from the factory. Therefore no cars would have been lit on fire.

@markstevenson6635 2 месяца назад

Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.

@dvdemon187 2 месяца назад

9:50 Dammit Seth! You got me. I just pissed myself laughing... 🤣🤣🤣

@jkap34 2 месяца назад

Can you post a link to that 2 hour video? I wanna watch it.

@citythink 2 месяца назад

“Unemployment at The RNC rises under Lara Trump…. Eric was so desperate for his love, he married the female version of his father.” You’re welcome. 🙂

@user-sz4ix9si4k 2 месяца назад

LOL, baby, LOL

@longlost8424 2 месяца назад

remove diaper donnie from our collective memory, into the dustbin of history....... Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

@catherinephonevalencia2937 2 месяца назад

Lock Him Up!

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

Your use of both the words ‘diaper’ and ‘dustbin’ has me intrigued. American or Brit? 🤔

@longlost8424 2 месяца назад

@@clothilde1623americano

@poorsusanliber 2 месяца назад

Seth has the most expressive face.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃U NEED A GIRL AND A JOB

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃IM A SPAMBOT TROLL MEGATRON ASTRO BOY EIGHT MAN ROBO GEEK

@kevindenning7209 2 месяца назад

The portland accept was spot on

@danismithmn 2 месяца назад

Why are you posting two videos and the second only has about 3 minutes of new material? Just wait and put it all together.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@russellwboss 2 месяца назад

As a Portland resident, I now retroactively have always talked like that.

@eric-. 2 месяца назад

I love how that guy just responds with "that's what's in the transcript/report" over and over.

@tersse 2 месяца назад

i wonder if this guy could pass a donald trump acuity test, yes we dont call them inteligence tests in the UK, passing an accuity test, just means you are normal, ish, not super inteligent, can you touch your toes? yes! oh you must be an amaiznag athleact pesporse, bing bong bing fding fan fan whoosh.

@trishsoren3445 2 месяца назад

Yes, he's trying to pretend it wasn't him who said it!

@eric-. 2 месяца назад

@@trishsoren3445 nah, it's more like 'obviously that's what I said, it's right there in the transcript'. Basically just highlighting the stupidity of the questions.

@SeppelSquirrel 2 месяца назад

@@trishsoren3445 That's the correct way to answer questions like that. Saying yes isn't enough; you need to explain how it's already a fact established in evidence.

@o.b.7217 2 месяца назад

@@eric-. Nope. He simply doesn't want to acknowledge that he made these statements. However: he can't deny them, either - therefore the cheap cop out via "that's what's in the transcript". He knows he got caught red-handed.

@curtiscarlson8958 2 месяца назад

NO! he doesn't have to come out to eat, he has staff to deliver his food right there to the toilet.

@titaniumteddybear 2 месяца назад

Walton Goggins is chronically under-appreciated as an actor. I can't wait for "Fallout".

@NiceDonkey3417 2 месяца назад

"Wait until you find out who makes the phones" has been my sole thought every time the tic tok ban is brought up.

@Dingdong3696oyvey 2 месяца назад

If the Chinese ever see my sweet dance moves it’s all over for the US.

@user-yn7yo1co3k 2 месяца назад

Shhhh ...

@user-sv9nb8ky2t 2 месяца назад

What do you think congress is trying to do?? It's not about banning Tik Tok, it's about keeping @Dingdong3696oyvey 's sweet dance moves classified

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 месяца назад

They will beam tik tock from baloons!

@bwenluck9812 2 месяца назад

Your dance moves aren't the problem, Dingdong. If you think they are, Dingdong, then you need to do more research but get someone to help you do the research! It's not always about you....

@syniron6670 2 месяца назад

Deja vu much. I just watched a separate Closer look upload and now it's in this one again. 🤔so nice I saw it twice.😊

@fooksy 2 месяца назад

We, in Oregon, do not sound like Rudy. 😂

@tjfreno69 2 месяца назад

Oh Seth! You phncking kill me!!!😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA LIVE IN LOG CABINS WITH DIRT FLOORS AGAIN

@A_trainstatues 2 месяца назад

Thank Seth for enlightening humor!

@lizard3755 2 месяца назад

I love the last part, Seth trying not to break really made it for me

@liamwaddleton 2 месяца назад

The compilation near the end was one of the funniest bits on late night I've ever seen

@leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад

Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.

@susanhauryski9368 2 месяца назад

I laughed so loud. Are you a comedian Deanne?

@leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад

@@susanhauryski9368 RN.

@KPVFarmer 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@LindaC616 2 месяца назад

@susanhauryski9368 you're embarrassing yourself again, Leeanne/Sasha/"Susan"

@tammileroux3329 2 месяца назад

That was absolutely brutal!

@lawrencef4356 2 месяца назад

I’d rather have an ice cream eating president than a crazy uncle who shits his pants …🤪🤪

@hepcatliz 2 месяца назад

really appreciate the new uploads including the monologe AND Closer Look. Love that little chatty bit introducing the guests. Good choice team!

@Mojogoblue 2 месяца назад

If only elastic paddleball were an Olympic sport. If only.

@The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 месяца назад

🎶 I got 900 insecurities and seth adds 1 🎵

@theguywhosright9110 2 месяца назад

Oooooh, Hur. Not H.E.R. That makes a lot more sense.

@SugarandSarcasm 2 месяца назад

More like Hurrrrrr 🤮 maybe?

@Graghma 2 месяца назад

I hope the biden ice cream clip eventually rivals the rudy face clip some day...

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

I fear the Rudy face pic might one day be replaced with the Biden-seeing-MTG-at-the-SOTU pic 😂

@lb5368 2 месяца назад

Jameson helps me deal with hearing Trump in the news again too, Seth 🥃

@bobbiemanning2181 2 месяца назад

Absolutely awesome montage! Watching Seth "keep himself busy" had me roaring. 🤣🤣🤣 I love this show! ❤❤💘

@clothilde1623 2 месяца назад

As a European I’d never even heard of Dollar Store, but trust me, that joke transcends borders.

@feminist5641 2 месяца назад

The LGBTQ joke was great. Nice job writers...but it is time for a surprise inspection

@annadownya7754 2 месяца назад

I have to ask. What staff member got to finally use their art degree to make that awesome courtroom sketch? 😂🤣🤣🤣

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

@LoudGoat74 2 месяца назад

100% would watch that Lost video. Please and thank you.

@definitelynotskynet 2 месяца назад

A+ knitting, Seth.

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

TUHGFE

@keeshiabrie 2 месяца назад

4:50 it’s true, Seth wears the same shirts sequentially

@paulyricca3881 2 месяца назад

TUHGFE

@BrandEver117 2 месяца назад

CORRECTION: Almost every Chuck E. Cheese no longer has animitronics.

@drtaverner 2 месяца назад

I had a friend who believed the Chinese were stealing our data through apps. He used a Huawai phone and didn't get the irony. 🙄😂

@louspowels7120 2 месяца назад

Seth Myers the only one to put podcasts to vinyl

@waynesitarz424 2 месяца назад

Whoa that's a nunty nuntneck in that pic Seth.

@francesinez126 2 месяца назад

I'll condense all my feelings from this vid into 3 words: Thank you, Seth. (Or, as I call you, "Seth.")

@lennymccartney1 2 месяца назад

brilliant episode

@carmillachoate 2 месяца назад

CORRECTION: Rudy was placed in a coffin not a casket. A casket is rectangular in shape while a coffin it the one with the angled sides.

@Danielruth42 2 месяца назад

Where is the podcast outro?! Now I don’t know what to listen to after this! Petition to bring the brand new podcast outro back!

@FabianEDuran 2 месяца назад

Why would Al Pacino be in Portland?

@Jadestatus 2 месяца назад

Good job graphics on the chuckecheese animation, you are superb

@harlequinems 2 месяца назад

I honestly hadn't thought about the fact that all phones are made in China 😂

@justincastillogayray 2 месяца назад

I wish that was an Oregon accent. #PortlandBaby

@emilyniedbala 2 месяца назад

CORRECTION: Rudy is in a coffin in that picture, not a casket… graphics at it again! (Caskets are rectangular, coffins have angles around the shoulders to be more body shaped)

@simplysierra9035 2 месяца назад

I love how Seth knew that dollar tree doesn’t hire enough people for the job 😂

@chezmoi42 2 месяца назад

Well, at least one of his writers do. Now to determine which one?

@conky221 2 месяца назад

Hi, Seth. I’d be proud to be called a jackal. I had my gallbladder removed because I had gallstones, they’re not passed. Kidney stones are passed. You saved my life, Seth Meyers.❤. Thank you