Trump Whines About “King Donald” Kids Book & Fox News Screams About Biden’s Appearance on Kimmel

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President Biden will be joining us on the show Wednesday and it has given the gang at Fox News something to scream about all week, Donald Trump is busy whining about a children’s book by Kash Patel named “The Plot Against the King” getting its ad campaign banned by Google, Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 70th year as Queen and they created a special hologram to mark the occasion, Representative Louie Gohmert of Texas is mad that Republicans can’t even lie anymore, Dr. Oz is now officially the Republican candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania and Oprah seems to have some regrets about the monster she helped create, and we try to identify mysterious objects in a game called “What Is This Thing?”
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@mind_of_a_darkhorse Год назад

Louie Gohmert used to be a judge! That is pretty sad for Texas!

@shirleyburnett7090 Год назад

Probably went to same school as the judge who found MTG not guilty. Birds of a feather......

@mind_of_a_darkhorse Год назад

@@shirleyburnett7090 Republican states, where justice and honor go to die!

@JuliaJulia007 Год назад

1st comment ever...Jimmy please don't quit your job 😪

@kontheachhkenhi4619 Год назад

3:11 Eww, Patel can Star as “Crazy Eyeballs” on the sequel of “Orange is the New Trump’s Unblack!!”

@Sli8ht Год назад

😂

@pop5678eye Год назад

What's more disturbing than a politician openly complaining he is not allowed to lie to the FBI are all the constituents who still vote for him. Some of them even applaud him for saying that...

@faceripper77 Год назад

Record gas prices 4 decade high inflation

@shellteresa778 Год назад

@@faceripper77 Presidents don’t control gas prices. Greedy corporations. Inflation and gas prices are up everywhere. The world basically shut down bc Covid. Of course inflation was going to happen. Since demand is high. Also Greedy Corporations.

@faceripper77 Год назад

@@shellteresa778 😂😂😂😂😂 spoken like a true sheep.

@doreencloutier1066 Год назад

Yes and these same people call themselves Christians. I guess they don't know the 10 commandments.

@faceripper77 Год назад

@@doreencloutier1066 anyone who disagrees with the US hating leftists must be religious huh

@LuCKyDuCKy881 Год назад

THANK YOU for CAPTIONS from all of us in the deaf & visually impaired community!!! So few channels here bother to have captions on release. THANK You!!!

@Maya_Pinion Год назад

Thanku for that....my hub wears hearing aids and still has a hard time with tv.....subtitles save the day.✌️

@irenekopec9892 Год назад

Deaf and hearing impaired depend on captions.

@lauraanne5175 Год назад

Good to know. I thought all RU-vid videos had it. Thanks for helping me learn. 🌈

@CTP909 Год назад

These captions are autogenerated via a RU-vid algorithm. I think they are available for every video and feature an auto translate feature as well

@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад

The words ‘Trump’ and ‘Book’ should never co-exist in the same sentence.

@toddboughn5168 Год назад

Except when he's finally arrested and a cop yells "book him!"

@anthonylaloggia112 Год назад

@@toddboughn5168 arrested for what?

@non-wokemillennialakat85re72 Год назад

@@toddboughn5168 He ain't getting arrested pink haired Princess but keep believing in fantasy...

@FUCKINGENIOUS Год назад

@@toddboughn5168 Yes after all these years I'm sure you guys have got him this time lmao

@marty4278 Год назад

Perhaps a sharpie? He can draw lines around Florida and told us how wet water really is. Couldn’t have done it without ya trump!

@wudangmtn Год назад

The fact that Gohmert has survived to his age is amazing. The fact that he is in Congress is unfathomable.

@ttomgast1769 Год назад

As unfathomable as Donald Trump becoming President of the United States .

@wudangmtn Год назад

@@ttomgast1769 Yes, that is just as baffling.

@thomwessels2281 Год назад

@@ttomgast1769 Vote Red, fellow Patriots. We CAN get the best, only POTUS since 2016 back! FDNC

@CH-PC Год назад

@@thomwessels2281 "Vote for me and I'll set you free" rap on brother, rap on. 🤣😴

@thomwessels2281 Год назад

@@CH-PC Not sure I get what you're saying....

@debraphilip6173 Год назад

Love Jimmy and can't wait to see Our Great President, Joe Biden 👍😁😁😁😁😁

@annielane5621 Год назад

I for sure will be watching Jimmy with President BIDEN!

@newtron9 Год назад

OMG O'biden....destroying this country

@non-wokemillennialakat85re72 Год назад

The Baffone who is disapproved in 47 states... revetting...

@mcrestwood7378 Год назад

@@non-wokemillennialakat85re72 your disapproved in all 50 states 7mnth old bigot troll bot,,, President Biden is a real President, trump was a fake pres bought in by putin.

@johnasap777 Год назад

Can't lie to the FBI "ANYMORE"😆😂🤣

@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

😳 it's like this guy can't even hear himself talk.

@jcoopes5604 Год назад

VOTE 🗳 those f@ckers out!

@johnasap777 Год назад

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Well, OBVIOUSLY most politicians and all levels of government employees get away with all kinds of intentional criminal behavior while "inestigators/prosecuters" keep wasting taxpayers' money on barking up all wrong trees🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@lanleeze Год назад

Being angry about not being able to lie anymore is the most entitled, privileged, and insane thing

@bradc32 Год назад

and not even realize you are talking nonsense

@vinijohnson4695 Год назад

And Gohmert is a lawyer and former judge. The idiocy!

@ShredderTainment Год назад

I see it daily on the chest cam videos of cops, or when other cops get busted...or anyone in power gets busted...they all expect privilege.

@sea_triscuit7980 Год назад

It is quite hilarious that he complained about a two tier justice system haha 😅

@tuyenle8107 Год назад

trump 4ever 🤣🤣

@TheAnxiousAardvark Год назад

Thank you. Rep. Louie Gohmert's comment is so revealing of the current GOP mindset. Nixon would be ashamed.

@guynorth3277 Год назад

Isn't that the truth.

@thomwessels2281 Год назад

@@guynorth3277 Remember, fellow Patriots, VOTE RED. We can take our country back from the traitors on the left. It's already happening! FDNC

@miapdx503 Год назад

So would Regean, and that's saying a lot. Buy then his wife was the Throat Goat and dt's is a porn star...the party is officially in the toilet. Someone please *flush!*

@vinsanity40k Год назад

though he's right about a 2-tiered justice system. there's "justice" for the rich and justice for the rest of us.

@peggyivey5828 Год назад

You problem is you do not know what he is talking about. I do know what he is referring to.

@faitherific Год назад

"where the wild things were before my stupid son shot them" 😂🤣

@lindaroundtree5396 Год назад

Did anyone notice; the guide had to trick the game to come to the very courageous shooter 🥴

@justiceforall6412 Год назад

Louie Gomer was actually a judge. What does that say about the educational and political systems in his state, or the people for that matter?

@peterg5383 Год назад

Louie Gohmert's last name is spelled "Gohmert," but you wrote "Gomer." What does that say about the educational and political systems in your state, or you for that matter?

@freya8133 Год назад

@@peterg5383 Gohmert Pyle!

@YvetteB. Год назад

@@peterg5383 you must be from Texas, attacking someone because of a typo or misspelled words. Not sure how you don't think of how that makes you look.

@larrygarland3728 Год назад

@@peterg5383 , You and Yvette seem to be underestimating "Justice for All's" sense of humor! Gohmert IS a Gomer!

@peterg5383 Год назад

@@YvetteB.: *sigh* 1) i'm not "attacking" a typo; i'm challenging hypocrisy: the guy is calling out stupidity while himself being stupid. not sure how you don't think of how that makes you look. 2) i live in massachusetts. not sure how you don't think of how that makes you look.

@Brianld50 Год назад

Trump was on Fox News once or twice a week, and they complain about Biden on a show once. The hypocrisy is thick with these guys.

@earthling_parth Год назад

As a Patel, I can safely say we don't have anything to do with and completely denounce this kash person.

@MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively Год назад

Gomert almost takes the cake. Poor baby can't lie. 😭😭😭😂😂😂 Oh geez Oz. A heartless cardiac surgeon cult member who is up against Fetterman who has heart...real heart and heart issues. Support FETTERMAN. 💙💙💙💙

@prodemocracyLela_Seth Год назад

In PA Fetterman has our house's vote. 3 He is going to win in a landslide

@JFDavis-lq1bp Год назад

My whole family is excited that Fetterman is running. He needs to get well soon!

@missunderstanding357 Год назад

Fetterman has my vote! He's a stand up guy!

@rohankurian5641 Год назад

✌💪👊✌

@MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively Год назад

@@prodemocracyLela_Seth you all make me weep. I was born in Sharon. 💙💙💙💙

@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Год назад

Louie Gomert just one more thing Texans have to be ashamed of.If it wasn't for bad government we wouldn't have any in Texas.

@mariegarside8830 Год назад

Texas has Gomert, Abbott, Ted Cruz

@1927su Год назад

He’s so disgusting!

@cdani9972 Год назад

If it makes you feel any better…Florida here. Matt Gaetz, Marco Rubio, Rick Scott & Ron DeSantis. 😒

@bobgarcia2623 Год назад

@@mariegarside8830 yes known as the three stooges only DUMBER

@robertlee8042 Год назад

Weren’t.

@DaddyDoom Год назад

Some time ago, while recovering from surgery in the hospital, I wrote this piece, inspired by King Louie from "The Jungle Book". That this book is now a thing... makes me laugh so hard. King Donnie lived in rhe jungle In a palace made of gold Surrounded by smaller critters Who did as they were told He smeared his name on everything In Big Capital Letters And to those who wrinked their noses He hissed "losers' and "haters" Despite "very rich" He ate the simplest meals Like taco bowls or hamberders Who knows why it appeals? Once, at the Emperors Ball He got mocked by all And he made an oath that night That he was gonna build a wall He was joined by Cobblestone The slimy hideous snake Who ensnared him with the words "An Emperor of you I shall make!" He bragged about his riches And deemed others weak But when things got rough He flew and hit balls with a stick A stable genius with bigly words He filled the world with lies With the help of others alike And certain foreign ties Turns out King Donnie was Not much more than a puppet And just like most kings of old He was just doing as he was told.

@sandrawood6398 Год назад

This poem should be printed and promoted on every platform in the U.S. i love it!!!

@DaddyDoom Год назад

@@sandrawood6398 funny thing is... I was going to make a childrens book out of it, with quirky illustrations and Trump depicted as big hairless ape with a big golden crown. but then I thought... meh... he's out of office and he's not relevant anymore. I was so wrong. anyway, I'm from Portugal and this would hardly reach the US...

@chippy7745 Год назад

Bravo!

@janiealexander9450 Год назад

Very good! You could make a song, too, with those words.

@DaddyDoom Год назад

@@janiealexander9450 i would accept no other than Danny Elfman 😆

@ShadowspearCreations-ScpW Год назад

The ideas with the titles of the children's books are just brilliant, had my eyes watering! Rofl!

@AloisAgos Год назад

"We can't even lie to the FBI!" Umm...that's called perjury dude. It's illegal regardless of your political affiliation, you can be arrested for it, and the fact you are complaining you won't be able to do it anymore is kind of telling. -_-'

@kuzzbillington6392 Год назад

It kinda proves the point that liars tend to think that everyone lies as much as them. They argue like democrats somehow are allowed to, lol.

@pipedown1246 Год назад

@@kuzzbillington6392 That's like trump he thinks since he cheats everyone does but he knows it's not true thats why he makes sure nothing leads back to him there's always a fall guy to point the finger at

@peterkent6250 Год назад

@@kuzzbillington6392 in the UK silence is more powerful than lieing, we are taught to say nothing rather than lie. Lie = possibility of getting caught out or incrimination. Silence = a right in most countries.

@almapendergrass7810 Год назад

What the hell!!!!

@ephimp3189 Год назад

this is an insight into Republican mindset that shows how they justify all the lies and evil things they do -- they believe the "others" do it and therefore they should also do it. They genuinely have no morals of their own

@tammyclark8180 Год назад

"Maggotised" Jimmy, Im going to have to steal that one!

@RobertEskuri Год назад

I pictured it as MAGAtized but I like your version better.

@autogirl53208 Год назад

Huh...too slow to write it correctly? Yall are very easily amused.

@livc5703 Год назад

Dude we can’t lie to the FBI anymore 😆

@scodude12 Год назад

Jimmy - you rule my brother - good job getting the Prez on your show and showing Fox they are losing their way and can only attack success and positive messaging. Your a great man with a wonderful message - mahalo - Sco

@donaldwilliams4161 Год назад

A book they should be pushing for our adults to read is The Emperor has no clothes on.

@willmartinez5496 Год назад

Amen.

@johnandersen6752 Год назад

Hear, hear!

@michelleaho9387 Год назад

You nailed it..

@jonadam9740 Год назад

Who's been in power with no clothes on for last 1.75 years IDIOTS? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@johnf.6942 Год назад

Jimmie backs Biden’s high gasoline prices.

@worthlesstrash9662 Год назад

That Gomert bit is, hilariously, the most honest thing a Republican ever said :D

@ladyvincenza Год назад

In a way, it's nice that he's just being so upfront about it. In another way, sheesh. (Yes, there are a lot of moments like that coming out of the GOP)

@jetmirmetaliaj8521 Год назад

Obama thé terrorist

@Mondfischli Год назад

...when chuckling turns into choking 🤧

@The1djdave Год назад

wake up the Dems lie period

@jocktulloch3499 Год назад

What Gohmert is trying to say is "we had a two tear justice system, but since Trump lost and tried to overthrow democracy, it doesn't protect ME any more."

@naturgrel Год назад

"Tucker giving Putin a reach around every other night." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯 ACCURATE!

@deborahsevigny4763 Год назад

Damn can't even lie to the FBI... WTF

@terwillagermcghee4148 Год назад

😆🤣😂😅definitely showing the two tier system...they finally have to answer some questions after attacking the capital. The audacity!

@sergeaylwin6196 Год назад

Can gohmerde be put to jail for three life time please? He really was elected?????

@rickkwitkoski1976 Год назад

gohmerde... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacquesblaque7728 Год назад

@@rickkwitkoski1976 For those wondering, "merde" is French for totally used food (poop, if that's too complicated for you).

@t3hwaddledee Год назад

@Jacques Blaque it’s also French for “what comes out whenever Gohmert opens his mouth” 😁

@jacquesblaque7728 Год назад

@@t3hwaddledee Or what he uses as ear-spacer. Louie's clearly the dumbest and most ignorant federal office-holder, real repub genius, bless his little heart.

@beermanmccool1226 Год назад

"Where the Wild Things Were Before My Stupid Sons Shot Them" was gold.

@aetch77 Год назад

I don't know why Fox are screaming, they can still get agent orange on their show whenever they want. Oh wait, they had to chase him away because he called so often and ranted for so long.

@simpaticode Год назад

Hey Jimmy, regarding Gohmert, it might be useful to note that the man was a judge in Texas' 7th district and appointed Chief of the 12th circuit court of appeals making statements like this.

@bovinityleak2066 Год назад

I weep for our country.

@sevans108 Год назад

Ugh do better TX!!!

@bradwinslow3450 Год назад

Honestly I think he didn't bring that up because none of us would be surprised, that info is basically just means 'how'd you not see this before?! We tried to warn you!!'

@bradwinslow3450 Год назад

@@bovinityleak2066 I don't weep for our country, I'm furious at its leadership and I weep for the men and women of my country who suffer under the obvious contradictions of those in power. THE RIGHT PROUDLY STILL CALLS THEMSELVES THE GRAND OLE PARTY. THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL OLD! AND THEY'RE STILL CERTAIN THEY'RE GRAND!!! LIKE PIANO'S or a particular sect of non-magical wizards...

@anthonyantoine669 Год назад

This shouldn't be surprising just look at Rudy Giuliani they lose what little is left of their minds thinking because of their position they can say and do anything without consequence but I think they don't even know what they're saying and doing 💩💩💩🤡🤡

@leahmurphy59 Год назад

Omg, the children book titles are so hilarious.

@ntandosekay Год назад

I said the same thing to my parents when I was 3, Mr Gometz, why can't I lie.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

The hilarious books that Trump would be absolutely fuming over are the ones that John Lithgow wrote. The funniest is "Trumpy Dumpty Wanted A Crown".

@8BitNaptime Год назад

Who needs fiction with a country like that!?

@carolynp1010 Год назад

"The Plot Against the King" -- should someone inform Mr. Patel that we fought the American Revolutionary War to get rid of kings? This is so crazy, it is almost funny.

@oneworld9071 Год назад

There's a growing number of politicians with a burning desire for fusion of church and state, aka a foundation of Islamic government.

@jassik1091 Год назад

Seriously someone please do tell Patel, we celebrate our fighters, not kings.

@LunarSault23 Год назад

We also fought in ww2 to defeat the nazi's yet somehow they are alive and well in America. But nah, let's go attack Disney

@phunktified1 Год назад

Almost. But instead it's terrifying.

@tiffbeevachou108 Год назад

The folks who would read that garbage do not have a strong knowledge in history or reality.

@df4291 Год назад

...and had time to play golf nearly 300 times during his presidency. And BRO: nobody can lie to Congress or a federal agent (legally). The fact they believe themselves to be above the law and said the quiet part out loud is galling af.

@lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 Год назад

I like how Jimmy seems genuinely angry with Fox for saying that Biden going on his show is insane. Angry Jimmy is definitely a mood.

@faceripper77 Год назад

Record gas prices 4 decade high inflation

@duragonsithlord8569 Год назад

@@faceripper77 Yeah i mean who would think its a good idea to have a man whos the root cause for majority of the problems we face on their show. Oh right... the left and democrats who actually think biden is doing something positive for this country. They keep saying trump still has lower ratings than biden, right and life is a disney movie filled with singing inanimate objects that come to life, pixies, rainbows and unicorn farts.

@faceripper77 Год назад

@@duragonsithlord8569 their cult forgets to remind them that everything is more expensive and gas is becoming unaffordable all because of potato and his handlers

@lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 Год назад

@@duragonsithlord8569 uh oh someone doesn't understand how gas prices work

@Noneofurbeezniss21 Год назад

get educated

@carolynslist6118 Год назад

Wait! That book is really #9 bestseller? We’re all doomed!

@roni6215 Год назад

Yeah , but who's buying it ? The RNC ?

@marvinmartion1178 Год назад

republicans always buy there own books to make it look like best selling!

@foxibot Год назад

Probably had his supporters buy all the copies, just like Scientology forced everyone to see that bad sci fi movie.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

Wait until the readers find out the book has words in it!! Hmmm, may be a picture book that has pop-ups.

@foxibot Год назад

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone lol

@bsj7285 Год назад

Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela.... democracy isn't really their thing"...but democracy isn't the USA's thing either. Our thing is voter suppression, lobbyists, 2 senators per state regardless of population or acreage, gerrymandering, pork barreling, special interests, the electoral college,.....

@lynnecarriemurphy3448 Год назад

No, please get it right....Democracy is not a REPUBLICAN thing. Democrats have never committed insurrection, stop the peaceful transfer of power, vote for laws that make having a miscarriage a felony, on and on and on... Republicans are flying HIGH over that Cuckoo's Nest, but above all the majority of republicans that are currently in power are criminal's and are proud of the crimes they commit every single day. June 9th.

@henrygustavekrausse7459 Год назад

The only cure for the shortcomings of democracy is even more democracy.

@peggyivey5828 Год назад

You need to learn how the system works. Any presidential election is won state by state. Each state elector votes accordingly. You don't want voting rights You want a diseaster to cheat to win. Every American has a right to vote, except for certain felons. A republic is different from a democracy.

@jacquesblaque7728 Год назад

@@peggyivey5828 Isn't that pretty arrogant & presumptuous, about how "the system works" when the system is structured to give way excessive importance to the citizens of low-population states. Then we pontificate elsewhere about "one man, one vote." YOU should learn how the system should be reworked to provide fair presidential elections. Pretty severe rectocranial inversion there on your part, to prevent voting rights. The framers messed up there, a LOT. The cheating thing is a repub monopoly, if you check. Be real.

@mikeymasters8459 Год назад

…Along with corporate bail outs and subsidies. A stock market closed off to the average American.

@Malky24 Год назад

Trump: The Man Who Would've Been King...if we'd let him.

@thomwessels2281 Год назад

He is still King. Hail Donald Trump. We need King Trump back PERMANENTLY!

@goldengrimlock Год назад

@@thomwessels2281 We need him back like children need more holes in in their heads.

@evelares7128 Год назад

@@thomwessels2281 Ew. No.

@thomwessels2281 Год назад

@@evelares7128 Donald Trump alone can save America now. democrats are actively trying to ruin us. We just can't go on like this. Even if he chooses not to run in 2024, he continues to get people that he endorses elected which is the most important thing anyway. FDNC FJB

@normal0717 Год назад

I like Jimmy. He makes me laugh. 🤣

@whostosay3256 Год назад

You can’t even lie to the FBI ?? Mortified

@RobertEskuri Год назад

The cute little black girl angrily expressing her compassion for the poor little eels melted my heart 😍🥰😘

@joannbowden6220 Год назад

I'm from Florida. Believe me, they're not that little!

@user-ej2wr5bg2v Год назад

@@joannbowden6220 that's mean dont talk about cute little black girls that way. It's not there fault if they're a little bit on the heavy side.

@sophierobinson2738 Год назад

@@joannbowden6220 Fishing in the bay at Panama City, my uncle caught one. He was terrified of snake things, and nearly jumped out of the boat. Had to cut the line to drop it back.

@toothfairy1952 Год назад

@@user-ej2wr5bg2v Lol, she meant the eels, luv 😊

@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 Год назад

If she was a cute little white girl would you use cute little white girl as a descriptive? No you wouldn't. Next time just call her that cute little girl.

@obi-ron Год назад

If you had proper universal healthcare, you wouldn't have to keep all the decrepit old folks in a big building in Washington, you'd have care homes closer to where their families could see them

@richardthurmond7103 Год назад

Did he actually just say you can't even lie to the F.B.I.,😳

@tonymurphy2624 Год назад

OMG, I just realised from that book cover that Don Jr and Eric are in fact Beavis and Butthead respectively.

@joannbowden6220 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

That is so hilarious!!!! I had to rewind it because I was looking at the title. NOW we know what they grew up to be!!!!! That Mike Judge sure is a sly dog!!! LOL!!!!!

@greenpugcactus3143 Год назад

Rand Paul must have performed eye surgery of Kash Patel’s eyes.

@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar Год назад

The last line about the eel killer was hilarious. Sometimes the simple truth is that funny.

@michaelscott181 Год назад

hahaha, " you can't even LIE to the FBI anymore." Everyone else in the U.S.: "Um, yea"

@Barreloffish Год назад

Gotta teach the kids how to do a coups successfully from early age unlike Jan 6.

@dkpqzm Год назад

Sorry Oprah, but you owe us a lot more than a candle. Gimme a car and I MIGHT forgive you for "The doctors"

@missunderstanding357 Год назад

Right!?! 🤣

@CanItAlready Год назад

Oz wasn't one of "The Doctors". None of them have run for office so far.

@Emy53 Год назад

Oz and Phil...now those are two things I do not like.

@jeangillespie1173 Год назад

Haha!!

@wirelesmike73 Год назад

@@CanItAlready Perhaps you didn't recognize the symbolic "air quotes" as sarcasm when referring to OZ and Phil - the "Doctors". No offense but, you don't seem so "sharp". Maybe that's why you only got a "C". But, I guess that's better than falling "flat". ;) See there? That's how sarcasm works. I keeed! I keeeed. You're Right. None of them have run for office... Yet. o_O *insert dramatic music here

@diannepusateri583 Год назад

It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel comedy skit, is more truthful than fox entertainment!!!!

@marvwatkins7029 Год назад

Louie "Gomer" is a the current front runner of Dumbest Republican, though it's a very tight field.

@michellebroadley741 Год назад

Wow can't lie to the FBI and Congress how many flights of stairs did he fall down as a child or teen?

@mariacristinamiranda8411 Год назад

Its called getting old as a 67 yr old I can assure you I see many in my circle starting to loose it so although I like Biden please do not vote for senior citizens we do not always see how our mind is aging do not see why the parties cannot come up with good, sane candidates under 50 0

@mariacristinamiranda8411 Год назад

@@capturedflame what could their reason be?

@mariansmith7694 Год назад

It is shocking that they think it's OK to lie.

@kaiami00 Год назад

Their actions have been showing us for years that they think it’s okay to lie (for them, no one else). They are just no longer trying to hide who they are.

@ShyTendencies Год назад

No, it's shocking that they are actually offended that they're "not allowed to"

@jennifer60515 Год назад

It’s not. They have gone full fascist.

@tentardigrades968 Год назад

Is it shocking? Because I’m not the least bit shocked.

@elainstill1671 Год назад

@@tentardigrades968??? Call me old school but I'm still shocked by Liars and thieves! They are two of a kind and worthless.

@evelyncarter2439 Год назад

Jimmy I love your show. It is what I wait for every night.

@hermanblume275 Год назад

"Trumpy... King Of Horse Manure". (feel free to use that, folks)

@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад

Even Disney is laughing its caboose off. Tangerine Don makes Goofy look like Carl Sagan.

@newtron9 Год назад

Why Trump was a great president

@steverichards1482 Год назад

@@newtron9 exactly, please explain why trump was a great president

@pannamal5182 Год назад

Trump will come back

@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад

@@pannamal5182 Inside Putin.

@TentinQuarantino_ Год назад

@@steverichards1482 these morons that think Trump was a great president also believe Joe Biden controls gas prices all over the world and wind turbines give you ear cancer. Don’t engage.

@judibiggerstaff8054 Год назад

Love those book titles! Lol.

@mscatnipper2359 Год назад

The most laugh-out-loud, mockery-of-Trump book I've enjoyed was the illustrated {yep, a nekid Donald) The Trumpeter's New Clothes.

@Kuid4or3 Год назад

"You can't even lie to the FBI anymore" Damn, didn't know you were allowed to Lie to the Police. :( All those years wasted

@jains1978 Год назад

"Let's seal up all the doors, and fill up the schools with this amazing book..." And, give all the students and teachers My Pillows to take a nap!

@TampaDave Год назад

Give them all drugs so the programming in the books will work better.

@jeangillespie1173 Год назад

Lol...

@devonlockwood1477 Год назад

Yes!! Lots and lots of pillows and no doors that can be opened. All will be well then.

@heatherm2140 Год назад

@@devonlockwood1477 oooh, maybe they can pad the walls, too!!

@bradwinslow3450 Год назад

My father-in-law died in December. We disagreed politically in almost every regard, but I still love and miss that man. He had a Trumpy bear by his side when he passed. He and my mother-in-law bought MyPillows, and even they admitted that those pillows are absolutely garbage 🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S how bad that product is

@wanderer0617 Год назад

Get well soon, future PA Senator John Fetterman!🇺🇸💙

@billmillersdick Год назад

They reanimated him 🌩

@Manny-xo1em Год назад

Always The Best News Jimmy😂...more tucker pls... thanks

@R.L.M670 Год назад

Love Jimmy! He just keeps getting better with age.

@CrymsonNite Год назад

The real joke is that cans were invented 50 years before the opener

@winstonmiguelgumangan8863 Год назад

A politician complaining about not being able to lie. Making the world laugh again and again and again.

@user-ej2wr5bg2v Год назад

Sir you're outta line, you are outta line! Get outta here sick SOB. Don't politicize politics.

@davewilson9738 Год назад

Now that seems a reason to vote him out and no lie xD

@AndyM_323YYY Год назад

Yes, but that's his entire repertoire taken from him.

@alicewatkins7409 Год назад

Trump recalls tv 📺 👺🤡💰💡🤥

@antonvrb1510 Год назад

Agreed. True comedy gold.

@TheSateef Год назад

to be fair, asking a republican not to lie is like asking a fish not to swim

@THEvagabond29 Год назад

Ugh just when you think youve heard it all, the GOP puts its own foot in mouth. "We" cant lie anymore. WTF?!

@davidshockley7869 Год назад

Just when you thought these Republicans hit the lowest bar ever, they keep digging lower. It's fukin unreal man.

@marvinmartion1178 Год назад

And tell me their not mentally ill!

@HANNIBALBARCA247 Год назад

Quite the opposite of your clown Biden’s rising inflation. 🤡

@metrork1 Год назад

President Biden’s executive order killed the Keystone XL pipeline project on his first day in office. This policy decision ended the prospect of an efficient source of energy transportation that would have brought more than 830,000 barrels of crude oil into the country every day. Shortly after, President Biden’s policy agenda took aim at the energy industry as a whole by putting additional government red tape on major oil and gas producers while subsidizing green energy. In February of this year, the White House paused all new oil and gas leases on federal land. The week President Biden was sworn into office, the average gallon of gas cost $2.50 in the Midwest. From there, it took only nine months for the price to rise a full dollar to $3.52 per gallon on October 25. Seven months later, on March 21, 2022, the price has risen by nearly another dollar to $4.46.

@rickyrickardo8347 Год назад

For real Man, I'm not joking!

@TheIanhynes Год назад

can you see how pissed jimmy is getting with these people

@pjackson2064 Год назад

I hope you saw the celebration for the Queen, where they ran through things she had to endure in life. How she had to deal with idiots..... And right in there was a two minute segment with trump. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад

I gave my 7 year old niece "The Berenstein Bears Silence A Hooker". She absolutely loved it!

@NewMessage Год назад

"I mean... next thing you know, they're gonna make it a crime to lie in court! What am I going through the rigmarole of pretending I care enough about Jesus to mean it when swearing on the bible for? Crazy." -Gohmert, probably tomorrow.

@population-_-420 Год назад

f fake fox news

@edwardblair4096 Год назад

If they let you lie in court, they will have to take back Bill Clinton's impeachment, right? Republicans are known for their consistency.

@devonlockwood1477 Год назад

Very well said my friend. Seeing that clip was almost unbelievable...except that almost nothing is unbelievable these days 😳

@sevans108 Год назад

I mean we are educated here. Can’t speak to his lacking brain abilities but he does not** represent a majority of us enough to hold an active position. go away gohgurt

@doreencloutier1066 Год назад

That's what I stated he probably doesn't know it's also a commandment. Yet I bet he says he goes to church every Sunday.

@akeil3698 Год назад

Love from Jamaica ❤️❤️❤️🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲💯🦋

@samanthawilliams5827 Год назад

Love from Grenada

@akeil3698 Год назад

@@samanthawilliams5827 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🦋🙏

@Sandrae7560 Год назад

🇯🇲yes, yes & yes

@lumpy0100 Год назад

Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo Et Al.🙂

@4eversayaandhagi1 Год назад

Oh my gosh this was absolutely hilarious. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!! I needed this! I haven't laughed this hard awhile!! You are amazing! Please keep up the great work that you do and stay safe!

@RedClaw8605 Год назад

When Gargamel tells you the truth- believe him.

@wanakone33 Год назад

💯👍, Gohmert does look like Gargamel. La, La

@jcoopes5604 Год назад

That’s who he reminds me of I knew he looked familiar, now let’s get those little blue Smurf’s to foil his smurfing plan!

@sidsheps5491 Год назад

@@wanakone33 johnny hololldy

@sidsheps5491 Год назад

John h

@susiesweet8003 Год назад

Fetterman is a beloved man in southwestern PA where I live. 🥰 He recently had a stroke but was back up & running a few says later. He's also for legalization of recreational cannabis, oz is not. That's a priority in PA. 🤗

@MAgaSUXX Год назад

With a last gasp of desperation, ....gripping the last strand of rationality/truth...I find Jimmy who brings me BACK from the dark hell of Central Florida...a hotbed of stupidity.

@ChristopherMullen58 Год назад

Laugh at this, Gomert was an appelate court judge in Texas.

@maileannlouie Год назад

Democracy isn’t a United States of America “thing” either lately to roughly 1/2 the country.

@kateuhler7803 Год назад

Only a 1/3 don't want us to be a democracy, at most, 1/3 who believe lies upon lies within lies. The rest of us are dems or independents.

@catherinekalden-blum3164 Год назад

Not 1/2....1/3 😔

@FUCKINGENIOUS Год назад

Those damn anti American democrats

@nogunnofear6703 Год назад

More like slightly less than a third of the country. The entire Republican party is not half of the country. Not even close

@neohernandez7789 Год назад

Donald's idiot Cult base is around 42% of the Republican party. That's NOT 1/2 of the Country. Not even close when the US population is 331 Million.

@yybarra79 Год назад

“Silence the hooker” 🤣 Jimmy your to much and I love it!!!! Hehehe 😂 The poor Berenstein bears.

@newtron9 Год назад

Trump 2024 can't wait for his return

@freya8133 Год назад

@@newtron9 Can't run from prison. Hearings next week 🍿

@yybarra79 Год назад

There’s nothing wrong with supporting somebody diff. But I think your response to my comment was just you being a little salty. I laughed at a book title stop being so sensitive.

@phiksit Год назад

Those book titles were the funniest part of the monologue :)

@dinoflagella4185 Год назад

Berenstain

@tonip879 Год назад

Clearly your wise president knows that this beautiful show is watched all around the globe, no wonder he chooses to come as a quest. Love from Finland to U.S.A.

@kelvin2285 Год назад

It would be a frigging HONOR to meet with jimmy Kimble

@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад

They don’t call him diaper Don for nothing.

@TheDarkness1 Год назад

Better watch out before he craps in your own child's diaper.

@newtron9 Год назад

Love Trump for his enormous accomplishments

@mikeoxbig9392 Год назад

@@newtron9 I guess some people consider obstruction of justice and trying to overturn a national election an accomplishment. And let’s not forget Trump served as Putin’s personal fluffer.

@redwoods7370 Год назад

Guillermo has the best job in the world!

@Bobalicious Год назад

Does the “My Pillow Guy” take a pillow with him everywhere he goes?

@adrianvidgen4261 Год назад

The trouble with the Yanks is that they don't get British humour. The national anthem was not being played while the coach went by and the hologram was common knowledge. It was probably the Yanks in the crowd who were waving back at it.

@jerzeyguy71 Год назад

hope I remember to watch Biden on Wednesday.. love the skit WITT!!

@carolgibson-wilson4354 Год назад

Fetterman is a huge man physically and spiritually and mentally. Yes he looks grim. But he's a warm, caring person who is absolutely adorable when he smiles.

@GoodJuju.8D Год назад

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@zeldasmith6154 Год назад

Hope he is not in denial about the seriousness of his condition.

@ricka5959 Год назад

This country desperately needs more people like him in leadership positions.

@lifeisgood5288 Год назад

Spiritually lol, supports abortion

@victordecastro7221 Год назад

_ not a whiner either - someone tell these g0p BS artists to 'man up' !❗!

@solarczyk49 3 месяца назад

Jimmy me and friends thank you for sharing your former 2023 shows. You are a professional. Guillermo is wonderful comedian and it works perfectly in your program 👍. Jimmy, we're with you! We wish you prosperity and good luck! Best regards ❤️❤️❤️.

@krisfrederick5001 Год назад

Jesus, every Jimmy stole my 2Pac joke lol "What Black Person do you know, that kills eels?" She's not wrong. I died. 🤣

@juliawolson6122 Год назад

The guy that said “they had cans back then?” had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

@bignope5720 Год назад

fun fact: the can opener wasn't actually invented until DECADES after the can - "Although preservation of food using tin cans had been practiced since at least 1772 in the Netherlands, the first can openers were not patented until 1855 in England and 1858 in the United States."

@maryanneslater9675 Год назад

I really did think it was a fruit picker because I have something similar for picking apples. It's on a MUCH longer handle, though. (It was supposed to be a dwarf tree. Ha! Lovely apples though.)