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Trump Still Won’t Call Putin Evil, Russia Sanctions Congress & the Easter Bunny Brings Salmonella! 

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In honor of the holiday weekend, Jimmy reads reviews of the Bible on Amazon, Biden extended the COVID national emergency declaration for another 90 days, Trump dialed into Hannity to vent about the election, Putin, and windmills, some of the dummies that stormed the Capitol on January 6th are saying they did it because it was a “Presidential Order,” the state legislator passed a bill that would make it a crime to camp out along state highways, Russia announced permanent sanctions on 398 members of Congress, the owner of an NFT of the “first tweet ever” got some bad news about how much it’s worth now, and since Easter is on Sunday we took to the street to see what kids know about the Easter Bunny.
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@johnnyryall1400
@johnnyryall1400 2 года назад
We still have the windmill at our family farm. Been there for decades that I’ve seen and not ONE dead bird.
@pambronson4467
@pambronson4467 2 года назад
My dog kills more birds than all the windmills along the Columbia River combined each year.
@porcorosso4330
@porcorosso4330 2 года назад
To be fair, windmill for generating electricity are quite large and spin relatively fast. Eagles are being killed and operators are being fined, but that doesn't mean there isn't some the operators can do to reduce risks to birds. Almost all form of energy generation have draw backs. We just need better methods in reducing the most harms. It doesn't mean we should abandon "renewable" energy and wind energy.
@sws212
@sws212 2 года назад
@@porcorosso4330 Fast? Maybe in bad weather but they're very noticeable to birds who can see the giant moving white tower and are very sensitive to wind blowing into their wings. They might be a small nuisance for birds but nowhere near things like cats and lost of habitat. It's an argument point people don't actually care about.
@porcorosso4330
@porcorosso4330 2 года назад
@@sws212 I agree with you except that the windmill are spinning relatively fast and they are killing birds. They are not killing as much as cats and lost habitats, but they are killing enough for a court to find the guilty.
@lindahenry6168
@lindahenry6168 2 года назад
Unlike like him the birds know better.
@whaghht
@whaghht 2 года назад
He hates windmills after Scotland put some up in full view of his golf club. He took them to court and, of course, lost.
@miketipton5001
@miketipton5001 2 года назад
How does it feel having Trump living in your head
@Frszt
@Frszt 2 года назад
He never wins at anything unless he cheats.
@everydaydose7779
@everydaydose7779 2 года назад
Good thing Trump came back Finally Jimmy has some material coz he cant spit on Biden 😂
@Me_G.
@Me_G. 2 года назад
@@miketipton5001 Pretty entertaining. Clown Trump is a free sh*tshow I can't get from Amazon+. 😏
@davidbrown4271
@davidbrown4271 2 года назад
Lmao 🤣 Wadda guy
@KanimWhite84
@KanimWhite84 2 года назад
“Had I won this election, that I won…” Phucking hilarious!
@bendixon1868
@bendixon1868 2 года назад
The windmill thing goes back to when he was fighting the Scottish government about windmills being placed near his golf course there. He just doesn't like them because of their looks and just comes up with reasons to get rid of them.
@georgeemmons5128
@georgeemmons5128 2 года назад
He would have loved them if his face was painted on them and the faster they turned the more stupid he'd looked, if that's possible(that's stupid I mean)! 😳. 💪❤🇺🇦
@Andydandy7
@Andydandy7 2 года назад
I love Guillermo ♥️ "Sorry to wake you" that had me so deadd😂
@phoenixrisn9697
@phoenixrisn9697 2 года назад
This country is being destroyed by stupidity! 😥
@walcoman
@walcoman 2 года назад
And, you're just realizing that now? Well, at least you're correct. 😒 😂
@firestream93
@firestream93 2 года назад
If this country is being destroyed by stupidity, I guess you have to consider who is in charge.
@georgemiller6765
@georgemiller6765 2 года назад
And will continue to be unless we stop it. Know who you are voting for and what they stand for so they don’t stand on your neck. You know the republicans want an authoritarian government, do you?
@tos100returns
@tos100returns 2 года назад
@@firestream93 It's being destroyed by the literal and figurative mouth breathers. The ones who engaged in an armed insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the United States Government. You know, the ones who have to constantly TELL us that they are "patriots" and "good Christians," because NOBODY would ever guess it based on what they say and do. Go away, Ricky Ritardo.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 2 года назад
@@firestream93 you mean the 4 years trump was legitimately in charge, and the 1 1/2 years the stupids think he’s still in charge
@jim6025
@jim6025 2 года назад
Jimmy Thank You for making me laugh rather than cry at the state of this country
@Brandon_388
@Brandon_388 2 года назад
You will be crying once the market crashes!
@bDoc848
@bDoc848 2 года назад
If he has such a great rapport with and knows Putin so well then why not give him a call and ask him to stop?
@JohnRohoboth
@JohnRohoboth 2 года назад
hey little barry, why dont you take your children and all have your last breaths?
@traindr12
@traindr12 2 года назад
MSM bs....
@donmikula6888
@donmikula6888 2 года назад
Why isn't that Brandon's job
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 2 года назад
Cause, the quiet part is His Loser thinks Putin's a genius, and supports him in everything he does.
@tommyisgood2023
@tommyisgood2023 2 года назад
Okay this former prez wanted to withdraw from NATO, and now he saved them! This guy is too much man! SMH 🤦‍♀️
@LH-tj3kj
@LH-tj3kj 2 года назад
He never wanted to withdraw from NATO you need to get your facts straight. He told NATO countries that they needed to start paying the fair share that they owe instead of it all falling on the US taxpayer money. And as soon as they starting paying what they originally agreed to Trump used that money to upgrade NATO military equipment and troops. Trump also wanted NATO to start fighting against Terrorism around the world and they created the NATO terrorism unit to combat that.
@frankcampos9057
@frankcampos9057 2 года назад
a windmill must have blown his hair away.
@DB-th8kb
@DB-th8kb 2 года назад
Kinda hard when 99% of them don’t move
@christinemusselman5499
@christinemusselman5499 2 года назад
Of course 45 won't call Putin evil. Number one rule: -Never bite the hand that feeds you!
@stevekaspar1396
@stevekaspar1396 2 года назад
Don't be stupid
@sandrabarrie84
@sandrabarrie84 2 года назад
@@stevekaspar1396 don’t be naive.
@T.O._WISCO
@T.O._WISCO 2 года назад
Yeah! Nuclear warfare with Russia is 💯 what we need! Trump is too ignorant to nuke Putin!
@stevekaspar1396
@stevekaspar1396 2 года назад
@@sandrabarrie84 You are uninformed as to past president protocol.
@lgx22
@lgx22 2 года назад
its in "Art of the Deal"
@lesleypolley1040
@lesleypolley1040 2 года назад
I watch from the UK and I don't get the odd American reference but I love Jimmy. He has me laughing out loud
@bermudagirl5039
@bermudagirl5039 2 года назад
“He was the original soup Natzi” 😂😂😂 Brilliant!
@FefiBurgos
@FefiBurgos 2 года назад
that one made me laugh so hard!
@dand673
@dand673 2 года назад
"He's my favorite artist," said Trump when asked if he liked "The Last Supper." "I LOVE Leonardo DiCaprio!"
@darthbeerus3951
@darthbeerus3951 2 года назад
Did he actually say that?
@marybrown7203
@marybrown7203 2 года назад
HaHa
@williambilly3269
@williambilly3269 2 года назад
He would make a good court jester.
@terricarroll9679
@terricarroll9679 2 года назад
Someone answer, please! Did he really say that? If not, great joke. It is crazy that we have to wonder, because he is that stupid!
@queensrule4450
@queensrule4450 2 года назад
@@darthbeerus3951 Does it really matter?
@patwooda7515
@patwooda7515 2 года назад
Dublin street guy in the house. Jimmy Kimmel is a good human being. True definition of a good man.
@markklein437
@markklein437 2 года назад
Trump is Don Quixote reimagined. That’s why he tilts at windmills.
@dominiqueridoux2073
@dominiqueridoux2073 2 года назад
"I rebuilt NATO..." He is really insane!!!
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 года назад
⚰🤡👈
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 2 года назад
Trump spent 4 years trying to dismantle NATO, alienate our allies and kissing Putin's butt.
@calebjones960
@calebjones960 2 года назад
He actually kind of did, he pushed countries to spend 2% or (try to spend) gdp
@bonbonvegabon
@bonbonvegabon 2 года назад
@@calebjones960 "When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@calebjones960
@calebjones960 2 года назад
@@bonbonvegabon and when you randomly quote someone and the quote doesn't fit into what youre talking about you don't actually sound smart
@clairelowry9122
@clairelowry9122 2 года назад
Once again, my state embarrasses me. I'm a Tennessean and it seems like every day our legislature does something insanely stupid. I'm hoping other Tennesseans are paying attention. But I don't count on it.
@donivanpotter2762
@donivanpotter2762 2 года назад
I've long lost hope for Tennessee. I hate governor Lee. Oh I need to add Blackburn to that too.
@leavesofaith
@leavesofaith 2 года назад
VOTE BLUE!
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 2 года назад
Be glad that you aren't a "proud" Floridan like me. Good luck taking our dunce cap.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 2 года назад
trump 4ever 🤣
@e-racer4673
@e-racer4673 2 года назад
@@leavesofaith So you like high gas prices and the economy going under and the United States is going to end up losing everything because of Joe Biden and his son Hunter that’s in cahoots with Russia and China when are you people going to wake up!
@devinmccloud
@devinmccloud 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is a National Treasure.
@armyinf1985mtc
@armyinf1985mtc 2 года назад
Yea we need to bury him deep down and hope Nicholas Cage can't find him.
@le_th_
@le_th_ 2 года назад
@PhoenixHinds
@PhoenixHinds 2 года назад
D.T. is a "bald ego"...where's a "windmill" when you need one? 🤣
@robertlove2272
@robertlove2272 2 года назад
If you want work out why trump hates windmills you can thank Scotland. It all started there, as he is under the belief they devalued his golf properties in Scotland. Mind you in Scotland we just think he’s an unimportant rich guy who throws tantrums like a two year old. And like good responsible parents we didn’t give him what he wants, but what’s good for him and everyone. So the windmills went up regardless, he kinda forgot he’s just shady estate agent to us Scots.
@ithamarlowe2629
@ithamarlowe2629 2 года назад
He's done shady business all around the world.
@nobodythatyouknow241
@nobodythatyouknow241 2 года назад
He devalues his properties when the taxman wants money.
@begreat2038
@begreat2038 2 года назад
How about we give this same energy to the current president? You know the guy who cuts million dollar deals with China. You know the guy who is funding both sides of the current war in Ukraine ?
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 2 года назад
Kinda feels good to be in the club ,as having the first 3 letters of my last name as Mac,would just piss him off seeing it.
@gregbartley7179
@gregbartley7179 2 года назад
I wouldn’t surprise me if you thought of him as just another spoiled rich blowhard American. It’s sad, but he brought it on himself. A majority of Americans think he is too……and worse.I grew up in NYC, and I know EXACTLY who he is. A lowlife con man, and his grifter kids, who’s failed at every business he’s created…and he’s a real estate “mogul” (ha ha) banked by daddy’s money. He stiffs almost every contractor he’s ever hired, destroying some of those companies. He’s also rooked veterans out of money! Pure crap as a human
@westcoastkitties
@westcoastkitties 2 года назад
Omg lol . Sorry to wake you up Guillermo lol The only reason why Ill be willing to waste some money going to that dump of USA would be to go to Jimmy Kimmel Show and Stephen Colbert!!! You guys are the best!!!! Xoxo
@Curtislj
@Curtislj 2 года назад
"The windmills are killing Bald eagles, and freedom, and Jesus, they are actually killing Jesus. "
@jaysonchilds7325
@jaysonchilds7325 2 года назад
Absolutely logical lolz
@ytsux9259
@ytsux9259 2 года назад
Are you saying they didn't?
@pothaudio
@pothaudio 2 года назад
That happened in spring and that’s when the bunnies come. Exactly correct little lady!
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 2 года назад
I mean, it makes just as much sense as the rest of the nonsense that is organized religion.
@chino_white_my_nig
@chino_white_my_nig 2 года назад
Cash app was the joke
@cerberus276
@cerberus276 2 года назад
Seriously, in my state they held a completed wind farm, in court, from starting operations because they were all the sudden worried about the bat population. It was of course unfounded, but it's the fossil fuel industry, all of the sudden caring about the environment. Laughable.
@miriamanderson6146
@miriamanderson6146 2 года назад
Kimmel is avoiding calling someone demented.
@crisruiz9628
@crisruiz9628 2 года назад
The girls not wrong $40 for a picture with a bunny is way too much 😂
@Yogui-px5dv
@Yogui-px5dv 2 года назад
Well, I remember Senator Kennedy and other Republikkkan members travel to Russia and celebrated Four of July there, Master of Puppets Putin was so happy.
@testecalle3378
@testecalle3378 2 года назад
Seeing Guillermo laugh gives me the will to live
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 года назад
And a jolly old soul was he.
@jaykay5580
@jaykay5580 2 года назад
Guillermo rules!!
@jesspace4069
@jesspace4069 2 года назад
:)
@testecalle3378
@testecalle3378 2 года назад
@BluestacksAdmin because it's a religious war that's been going on longer than anything and honestly at this point I couldn't imagine wanting to fight for it anymore. Just move on I'm sorry but it's not going to get any better because religious fanatics will just continue to fight and we need to stop governing via religion
@elburko9453
@elburko9453 2 года назад
Thanks for that. Chuckled away a weeks worth of ennui!
@ik7482
@ik7482 2 года назад
Jimmy is so spot on. I love you Jimmy!!
@salvadorhernandez2024
@salvadorhernandez2024 2 года назад
Lmao Easter bunny dads shirt got me weak!! 😂😂😂 what a great guy
@cole0889
@cole0889 2 года назад
The windmill thing is over a court case he fought in the UK, I think he said it was ruining the view from his golf course.
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 2 года назад
Scottland
@badabing8884
@badabing8884 2 года назад
Turbines, which are generating electricity. They are not milling anything.
@doradennis2409
@doradennis2409 2 года назад
At least Trump can golf. Biden can't even walk up stairs.
@elburko9453
@elburko9453 2 года назад
He's kind of the Don Quixote of dementia, I'd say. How can he eat so many cheeseburgers drink so many cokes and pop so many viagras and live? I think his tumbler-brained word salad has the answer.
@MaestroBlight
@MaestroBlight 2 года назад
"Traumatic windmill experience" had me belly laughing
@olawaleajala8730
@olawaleajala8730 2 года назад
Readers are leaders
@Max-ly7kc
@Max-ly7kc 2 года назад
The windmills remind him of when his hair got tangled in his beanie copter cap.
@flone9872
@flone9872 2 года назад
Windmill destroyed Donny's ego.
@asleepawake3645
@asleepawake3645 2 года назад
Don Qixote is so high on legalized substances 🤣🤣🤣
@davidgreene7676
@davidgreene7676 2 года назад
biden shaking the ghosts hand?
@jamescaven8761
@jamescaven8761 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel keep doing what you do. You bring a 😃 smile to your fans of the UK.👍👍👍
@tomsdotter3228
@tomsdotter3228 2 года назад
"the hamster that powers his brain.." 🤣😂🤣
@cyclon74
@cyclon74 2 года назад
His windmill obsession goes back at least to his spat with a local Scottish govt. over the array of windmills near his hated Scottish golf resort.
@Oooo-bi7bi
@Oooo-bi7bi 2 года назад
@DPG I don’t think so.
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 2 года назад
Thanks Jimmy for not letting me down for today's needed belly laughs.
@davee7344
@davee7344 2 года назад
This idiot comedian ratings is so bad all he can do is talk about Trump to deflect from this demented Biden and his atrocious ignorance, Let’s ago Brandon
@theunitsquad3144
@theunitsquad3144 2 года назад
You needed your regurgitated throw up from mommy bird again?
@jamisojo
@jamisojo 2 года назад
@@theunitsquad3144 what?
@PhoenixHinds
@PhoenixHinds 2 года назад
@@theunitsquad3144 no, that is what ol' orange face provides. He is regurgitation central.🤣
@PhoenixHinds
@PhoenixHinds 2 года назад
@DPG the jokes don't deliver themselves now, do they? 🤣🤣🤣
@eugenestandingbear6516
@eugenestandingbear6516 2 года назад
So dang funny, I spilled my coffee. Thanks. We all need to laugh more.
@sebastianlomonaco6149
@sebastianlomonaco6149 2 года назад
You want a good laugh? Just follow Biden's press conferences😅🤣😂
@perryelyod4870
@perryelyod4870 2 года назад
Windmills were installed near his golf course in Scotland, and he hated that because it spoiled the 'view'. That's all it's about.
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 2 года назад
And the "noise" was disrupting his golfers, so his own lawyers were the ones arguing for the sound of windmills causing cancer.
@3l3m3ncik
@3l3m3ncik 2 года назад
Easter Bunny Dad hopping for his Daughter? MADE MY DAY Father of the year. Simples?
@3l3m3ncik
@3l3m3ncik 2 года назад
@Renee Lynch sure?
@danaeanastasiou2788
@danaeanastasiou2788 2 года назад
He hates windmills because Scotland put them in front of his golf course he took them to court to have them removed and he lost the case !
@grannydems5044
@grannydems5044 2 года назад
Trump decimated and destroyed some ancient sand dunes, killing wildlife and beautiful surroundings, in Scotland. The Scots loathe him with a passion.
@geodude7116
@geodude7116 2 года назад
@@Krackonis I NEED to live long enough to witness his passing. The world will be a better place. Can't wait.
@ebear2775
@ebear2775 2 года назад
@@geodude7116 If I'm in the area I'm going to drink a ton of water that day and water his new grass
@MKZ3003
@MKZ3003 2 года назад
Stolen comment
@sweetwetsugarmess
@sweetwetsugarmess 2 года назад
@@MKZ3003 source it then.
@nancyscott9582
@nancyscott9582 2 года назад
The word, Jimmy, is endemic. Thx GOP.
@catherinefisher8534
@catherinefisher8534 2 года назад
Yum Yum, Nom Nom, Toot Toot, Poop 💩 thank you for the earworm Katie and Jimmy 😏
@CL-lo3xr
@CL-lo3xr 2 года назад
"Throwing rolls of paper towels at Ukrainian refugees." 😆😆😆
@florencedelvalle8145
@florencedelvalle8145 2 года назад
I remember when he threw paper towel rolls at Puerto Ricans after Hurricane Maria. It was disgusting then and it would be disgusting now. He didn’t even know that Puerto Rico was an American Commonwealth therefore making him responsible for them as American citizens.
@doradennis2409
@doradennis2409 2 года назад
@@florencedelvalle8145 Did you help them at all?
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 года назад
“Where is the Easter Bunny from?” “Easter Island?” That makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
@LinguisticSugar
@LinguisticSugar 2 года назад
Sounds like a stupid response Kimmel would say
@robertbruce2840
@robertbruce2840 2 года назад
NO SOUP for Jimmy!
@gladyscomedy
@gladyscomedy 2 года назад
THIS IS SOOO TRUE, AND THE REALITY OF THE WORLD NOW.. I PEED MYSELF.. THANK YOU JIMMY.
@firebrand5588
@firebrand5588 2 года назад
Throw the orange traitor in prison and throw away the key!!!!
@Transterra55
@Transterra55 2 года назад
The bunny is connected to the proliferation of spring and the renewal of life, which happens to coincide with Easter, borrowed from the pagans. Santa, as we know him, is more akin to Finland's Joulpukki (also pagan) than Saint Nicholas who hailed from present-day Turkey .
@sebastianlomonaco6149
@sebastianlomonaco6149 2 года назад
Those (pagan) elements were added by pagans and not Christians
@josephmunger8499
@josephmunger8499 2 года назад
Yup, its the pagan Ostara's Day I believe
@elburko9453
@elburko9453 2 года назад
Pagans were much healthier and saner and whole than this ignoble, lowly lost throwaway creep.
@TheSpecialkap
@TheSpecialkap 2 года назад
He was the original Soup Natzi. Ha ha ha!
@marlongutierrez1805
@marlongutierrez1805 2 года назад
It's better to call triple 6 jimmy kimmel evil
@maxpain1942
@maxpain1942 2 года назад
agent orange wont insult his best friend and master 😅
@cathyspiller7154
@cathyspiller7154 2 года назад
Vlad the Impaler. But that would be an insult to vampires.
@RoadkillbunnyUK
@RoadkillbunnyUK 2 года назад
Trumps ‘windmill’ trauma started after he bought a Golf course in Scotland and discovered that Scotland makes good use of its windy weather and has offshore wind farms and one of them could be seen from his new purchase. He was furious, stamped his feet, through a fit and then sued to have them removed. When he was laughed out of court his hatred was burned into the space where a soul should be. Proud to be British.
@sebastianlomonaco6149
@sebastianlomonaco6149 2 года назад
You are uninformed. Why do you insist on getting educated by a lousy comedian. The damage done by low frequency emissions from wind turbines has been proved and documented years before Trump got into politics.
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
Funny because you finicky British do the exact same things. Lmao. Thankfully Americans don't have to care what happens over there.
@nobodythatyouknow241
@nobodythatyouknow241 2 года назад
@@sebastianlomonaco6149 so right up there with every form of power generation. Do you have an actual point?
@sebastianlomonaco6149
@sebastianlomonaco6149 2 года назад
@@nobodythatyouknow241 not understanding the point is what makes you woke people ignorant
@kellythomas7619
@kellythomas7619 2 года назад
Hello Jen how are you doing today.
@kylenmaple4668
@kylenmaple4668 2 года назад
Bruh the girl that said “cause bunny’s represent Spring”, she’s literally exactly correct and they didn’t acknowledge it smh 🤦‍♂️ Edit: rabbits reproduce extremely quickly as well, representing fertility and renewal in many cultures
@jasonlong8754
@jasonlong8754 2 года назад
You're right. Originally a Pagan celebration for Eostre. Easter was originally a Pagan fertility festival (fertility of the Earth. Plants starting to bloom, crops able to be planted, more sunlight, warmth, and YES reproduction as well, as this is when animals tend to reproduce) That's why rabbits and eggs are part of Easter. Christianity simply appropriated the existing celebrations. This was common. The Romans were notorious for this, and Christians found it easier to impose Christian stories into existing Pagan festivities than try to get the Pagans to stop practicing them. Another example of this is Saturnalia and Yule.
@marydonohoe8200
@marydonohoe8200 2 года назад
Great monologue, JK! Love all those t’Rump handles.
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 2 года назад
Question for Mara Lardo: If you're such great friends with Putin and you could have prevented the slaughter of innocent people, why do you feel you need to be in the White House to prevent it?
@davidweyant9356
@davidweyant9356 2 года назад
Answer: He is a loser. Made bad business decisions and is to stupid to broker any deal.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
Because he's the greatest armchair president ever. So many people intelligent people say so.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
He NEEDS to b in there to keep HIM OUT.OF PRISON AND COURT!!!!!😠😠😡😡😳💖🌹🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇧🌎🌍😂
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 2 года назад
@@marshamariner7897 Yes but, why not tell Putin to not attempt genocide? He claims to be such great buddies and that Puitn is afraid of him. He shouldn't need the presidency for that. Right?
@kyunney4361
@kyunney4361 2 года назад
ukrReich killed citizens 8 years . Genocide own civilians was 8 years . Wake up
@ajedi1034
@ajedi1034 2 года назад
"had we won this election which we did", LMAO
@reddeadmadness4097
@reddeadmadness4097 2 года назад
@Jay Bee Hillary conceded the next day. LOL
@omfug8593
@omfug8593 2 года назад
The scumbag democrats CHEATED, enjoy the high inflation, high gas and WW3 😀
@sandrabarrie84
@sandrabarrie84 2 года назад
He’s such a Baffoon.
@NuLiForm
@NuLiForm 2 года назад
aint that a telling slip of the ole forked tongue, eh? lol!
@dumpmud
@dumpmud 2 года назад
@Jay Bee “Drink bleach and hand sanitizer” The Bing
@andrewrhodes5284
@andrewrhodes5284 2 года назад
"Emperor Palpi-tan" A+ joke, give your writers a raise 💯
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 2 года назад
Emperor Palpa-tan That's a good one. Puns were on point.
@robertmaxwell4056
@robertmaxwell4056 2 года назад
The windmill deal with Donald is Scotland has windmills offshore of his resort in Scotland and tried a suit to have them removed. Donald lost. Scotland said GTH.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
just like his beef with the NFL, he blames them for him flushing the USFL down the toilet...15 times.
@miketipton5001
@miketipton5001 2 года назад
Found one of the 15% that approves of obiden
@catdog605
@catdog605 2 года назад
Wrong, Scotland said GFY.
@charlesgallagher1376
@charlesgallagher1376 2 года назад
@@miketipton5001 , found one of those trump traitors.
@conorkennedy3304
@conorkennedy3304 2 года назад
can we please remember that they are not windmills?
@nathanbopp6163
@nathanbopp6163 2 года назад
Must get a dollar everytime he disparages windmills. "the sound of windmills causes cancer"
@HaikuBanter
@HaikuBanter 2 года назад
Brought to you by Carl's Jr!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
@@HaikuBanter ooooooh they got a new xanax milkshake!
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 2 года назад
The sound of DJT whining has a similar carcinogenic effect.
@nathanbopp6163
@nathanbopp6163 2 года назад
Trump traveled back in time from the year 2500😱
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde 2 года назад
He cant even get the terminology correct. Windtowers generate electricity. Windmills pump water. Or some might grind gain....
@dacronic1646
@dacronic1646 2 года назад
I loved the shirt the Easter bunny was wearing. El borracho. Lol
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth 2 года назад
That dad at the end was the best dad ever.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
I love you, Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@Mamba1113
@Mamba1113 2 года назад
Evil people don’t call other evil people “Evil”!
@jlk760
@jlk760 2 года назад
Exactly. I wondered if Trump was still in power, would he be condemning Russia and Putin for invading Ukraine as Biden is today? The other week he said if he was still in power, the war wouldn’t have happened. As usual, what a complete narcissist. Everything always has to be about him but why would he condemn Russia. They meddled with the US election in 2016 to get him into power, didn’t they?
@DeepThinkersClub
@DeepThinkersClub 2 года назад
You are being manipulated! The Illuminati cabal go through great lengths to create deception to deceive the public from their true agenda. They infiltrate a country by occupying strategic positions of power. They take over the media, education system, Hollywood, politics, etc. You are being played if you don’t do your own research, and just blindly believe the narrative. Follow the money.
@rickdynes
@rickdynes 2 года назад
They would if they believed it was in their own self interest.
@peterlawless2686
@peterlawless2686 2 года назад
@6:59- Damn Jimmy, you know my workplace pretty well😆
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 года назад
Nobody messes with Bad Buttermilk and crew.
@h.g.buddne
@h.g.buddne 2 года назад
Those one star reviews of the Bible were great 😂. They're almost as hilarious as clown Nr. 45.
@keilyns9126
@keilyns9126 2 года назад
But god forbid he makes fun of LGBT….you’re a walking contradiction ReGa, you’re a waste of space.
@Todoterreno_4x4
@Todoterreno_4x4 2 года назад
Obviously you know everything about clowns, since you're one..
@Washougalite1
@Washougalite1 2 года назад
IQ45
@kelperdude
@kelperdude 2 года назад
Wow, just wow.
@Me_G.
@Me_G. 2 года назад
@@Todoterreno_4x4 Nah, he's just saying, and I agree, the biggest clown we know is Donald Jenny Trump, aka Cult 45. 😏
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад
Well, the reviewer that mentioned the plot holes wasn't wrong. _~shrug~_ TFG is not about to say his BFF is a bad guy, and the claim that he "rebuilt NATO" is as much BS as the "we won" lie. Sheesh! His hate of windmills is all due to his golf club in Scotland. Too long to explain - look it up on reputable sites, folks. I'm so thankful for you & other late-night shows. If it weren't for you all, I'd have never survived this last 18 months (and 2 days, but who's counting?), and that's not hyperbole. I need these laughs, to help me make it through such a dark time in my life. Thank you all!
@gorak9000
@gorak9000 2 года назад
I'm surprised Kimmel didn't use that clip from a few days ago where dicey donney actually admitted he lost. I was expecting Kimmel would be re-using that clip until the tape wore out!
@kellythomas7619
@kellythomas7619 2 года назад
Hello Mary how are you doing today.
@RobinaB530
@RobinaB530 2 года назад
"He catches a ride with the tooth fairy." LOL! Kids are so cute.
@leoglennon8223
@leoglennon8223 2 года назад
Birds of a feather!
@ralphcolerick4939
@ralphcolerick4939 2 года назад
I was waiting for trump to say "it is what it is"
@peacemonger766
@peacemonger766 2 года назад
Or, "A lot of people are saying...."
@cristianos8361
@cristianos8361 2 года назад
Damn mate ! Can't stop laughing : " I think the hamsters that power his brain are gettin tired right now!":))
@cuckoophendula8211
@cuckoophendula8211 2 года назад
I like how "Al Caphony" can be a play on words with "Al Capone" plus either "phony" or "cacophony." Either of them fit.
@AppleA143
@AppleA143 2 года назад
Total disrespect! 😢
@rujiel4620
@rujiel4620 2 года назад
The look on that childs face when she said "I want some CHOCOLATE"
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 года назад
Priorities; that kid's got 'em.
@user-dv6nh3mu3y
@user-dv6nh3mu3y 2 года назад
Burst me laughing when he claming himself rebuilding NATO, lol
@TheHexeract
@TheHexeract 2 года назад
He's been trying to disband it for years.
@calebjones960
@calebjones960 2 года назад
He actually tried to get them to spend 2% gdp
@cescentreri5231
@cescentreri5231 2 года назад
Bad Buttermilk...I'll buy that album!
@thomaszitting2672
@thomaszitting2672 2 года назад
When Frankenstein fell from the burning windmill tower traumatized lil Donnie 😆 🤣
@JstnW
@JstnW 2 года назад
Had I won, moonlight would be harvested, spring would've been stopped, and I would've fired the sun, I can tell you that.
@shirleyharris4551
@shirleyharris4551 2 года назад
We should all pitch in & send Trump a windmill for his birthday! A biggin'!
@michael_mayer
@michael_mayer 2 года назад
I would crowedfund to buy a plot next to his house.
@SteveLamberts
@SteveLamberts 2 года назад
The Pope can't bring himself to condemn Putin.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
Komprimat?
@zamev
@zamev 2 года назад
So funny seeing the dad with a t-shirt that says, "the drunk." 😝😝😝
@GenghisVern
@GenghisVern 2 года назад
"I rebuilt Nato". He's insane. He can lie and lie, and nobody calls him out. He did the opposite of rebuilding Nato. If he was still in office, we'd have left Nato by now.
@Emk315
@Emk315 2 года назад
Where did you get this garbage, the New York Times editorial? Of course not, you got it from late night tv.
@Rei-pe4ul
@Rei-pe4ul 2 года назад
He made NATO spend +2% of their GDP on their military.. These past 5 years I've lost all respect for anyone that identifies themselves as a democrat. You people make flat earthers look good these days.
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
Before trump,nato was content with America doing everything while America didn't get anything for it. Trump came along and left terrible agreements and told other countries that they need to pull their weight. The left lost their minds over this and even now try to use it against him. Stuff like this legitimitizes the times I say democrats are dumber than Republicans. It's close though.
@Winecone
@Winecone 2 года назад
Tonné k lol trump got impeached for meddling in Ukraine
@Emk315
@Emk315 2 года назад
@@blakethegreatone2058 If Europe wasn’t so dependent on Russia, perhaps NATO would be more effective. I recall someone pointing that out at nato meeting.
@theyinyang1103
@theyinyang1103 2 года назад
Love how the one girl wanted more chocolate. The other: cheaper pictures. So funny.
@valeriewilliams6576
@valeriewilliams6576 2 года назад
Bible has so many Mandela Effects. Jimmy, you're stealing my jokes. We did!!!!! Jimmy you should respect this man who rides shirtless with that macho icky fella. Trump is a great orator. What happened that he gets no freakin' respect. Biden has 666 somewhere on his Mr. Burns head. Trumpy Poo, I think I better come down and help you out with your LIFE ISNT FAIR. WAH WAH. Plus I need to talk to you. I have access to alien technology and it's exclusively for our tight white butts and I will hook you up, dahlink.
@jmwilliams734
@jmwilliams734 2 года назад
“Emperor Palpa-tan” 🤣🤣🤣 *laughed so hard I snorted *
@yvonnerivera5619
@yvonnerivera5619 2 года назад
Love his monologues.
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 2 года назад
If I was half as stoopid as TheRump I'd keep my thoughts to myself!! LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣
@geodude7116
@geodude7116 2 года назад
Sadly though, the more stupid someone is, the more they like releasing their thoughts to the world.
@ravi4846
@ravi4846 2 года назад
True, but if you were AS stoopid as Trump is, you likely would think of yourself as a stable genius and tell your family to drink bleach...
@pand4cult
@pand4cult 2 года назад
Ooh. Missed opportunity with “...for they know not what they review”
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
The Ides of April
@Strangerer69
@Strangerer69 2 года назад
Don Quixote! What an appropriate new name for our former dear leader!
@joemug4079
@joemug4079 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is definitely binge worthy….
@pretzeltime3900
@pretzeltime3900 2 года назад
Can Trump get any crazier? Oh wait! Yes, yes he can. LOL😂😂😂
@herminaescamilla8537
@herminaescamilla8537 2 года назад
EXACTLY he's Crazier by the Second he rants n raves the Same BS Over n Over his Dementia is in FULL DISPLAY for Sure!!
@I-dont-reply
@I-dont-reply 2 года назад
@@herminaescamilla8537 yeah for sure! Meanwhile our president Biden is as sharp as a tack! Such a great speaker and president! He probably likes brown people too! A +1 for you!
@sigint99
@sigint99 2 года назад
No, Biden is the lunatic and not Trump.
@firestream93
@firestream93 2 года назад
Can you get more obsessed over Trump? Yes, yes...I believe you can.
@donald4732
@donald4732 2 года назад
Facts!
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 2 года назад
I changed my mind: don't throw Donnie in jail, just build him a tiny cottage in the middle of a windmill park and forbid him from leaving it. And he can eat nothing but eagles killed by the windmills. 😆
@curlygurl1263
@curlygurl1263 2 года назад
Bad Buttermilk! 😂😂😂😂
@newchrisusa
@newchrisusa 2 года назад
The answer to the windmill question relates to his attempt to stop the Scottish government building a windfarm and "ruining the view" from his golf course.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
when he declared martial law i declared myself Marshall Mathers. chika chika
@ms13141
@ms13141 2 года назад
2 weeks to slow the spread
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
@@ms13141 well thats random.
@theayar
@theayar 2 года назад
How long are republicans going to seriously keep following that clown? 😕 How come they can’t they see how embarrassing he is? 🤦🏾‍♀️
@phiksit
@phiksit 2 года назад
Well I guess that can't go running off to visit uncle Vlad this July 4th. boo hoo hoo 😢
@AT-jm4dl
@AT-jm4dl 2 года назад
As long as Trump can still pull out the crazies to vote for him, most Republicans will follow behind him.
@SolutionsNotPrayers
@SolutionsNotPrayers 2 года назад
The Conservative/Republican Brain is nothing but Fear. Fear-mongering was indoctrinated into their minds via the ✝️ Cult, it's no wonder they flock to Conservativism and a News (🦊) Agency that Gaslights that Fear. ⭕ Source: The Republican Brain (book) ★ The problem with Conservatism is Religion. Conservativism is about preserving traditional ways and customs, in this context it's their Judeo-christian values and principles, the one thing they raise the most fuss about. With politics comes compromise, but conservatives who push their cult under the guise of politics think they are fighting for a god, and it's impossible to compromise with religious nut-jobs. ⭕ Source: The Founding Myth (book)
@sv160
@sv160 2 года назад
Because some of the Republican are just as insane as Trump so they cannot let go of him
@williamclarke4510
@williamclarke4510 2 года назад
His idiotic cult is a political force to be reckoned with. They must be catered to or the Republicans will loose.
@lesleypolley1040
@lesleypolley1040 2 года назад
I watch from the UK and I don't get the odd American reference but I love Jimmy
@samuelthompson2605
@samuelthompson2605 2 года назад
And you're still talking about him. He loves it!
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