Trust me, i'm an engineer ! 

Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.
I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine.
You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies.
To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV
/ president_zelenskyys_h...
Слава Україні!
Героям слава!
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
• Trust me, i'm an TF2 e...
come and visit my book of faces !
/ vilkaz.zebigwan
or birdy site
#!/Vilkaz
you can download like a pirat,
just google "youtube to mp3" :)
TEXT :
i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !
Refrain
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !
my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !
interrupt : (Kalinka style)
i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !
my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...
Outtro with
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !