TSA Further Complicates Their Inspection Process - SOUTH PARK 

Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.
"Reverse Cowgirl" S16
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EXT. IHOP - DAY
Establishing.
INT. IHOP - DAY
Cartman is standing in line angrily for the bathroom. Butters is standing next to him, looking like he has to poop badly.
CARTMAN
This is UNBELIEVABLE. Stupid toilet Safety Administration... You can't even take a crap at Ihop without a forty minute line!
Cartman looks and sees the front of the line at the bathroom door. A TSA male worker is strutting down the line and barking at people.
TSA WORKER
Shoes OFF! Belts OFF! SHARP OBJECTS GO IN THE PLASTIC TRAY!
MAN
This is inhumane.
TSA WORKER
Shut up! ...Sir.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Inside the bathroom Rawsawnda and Roshanda are wearing latex gloves and start patting down the woman and squeezing her breasts.
ROSHANDA
(groping him)
TAKIN A DUMP TODAY Ma'am?
WOMAN
Uh, no just need to pee.
ROSHANDA
Alright, I just needs to check inside your aaaashole.
Cartman appears dragging Butters by the hand.
CARTMAN
Hey how about you people speed it up in here?! I'm about to crap my pants and I DEMAND access to the toilet RIGHT NOW!
ROSHANDA
Alright. Do you mind if I touch your balls sir?
CARTMAN
WHAT?! Yes I mind! Do you mind if I touch YOUR fucking balls?!
A TOILET FLUSHES. Gerald exits the stall.
KYLE'S DAD
Okay I'm done.
ROSHANDA
Alright, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole.
She pulls out a handi wipe and starts wiping his ass.
KYLE'S DAD
I don't need you wiping my ass for me. I'm an a GROWN MAN!
ROSHANDA
(still wiping)
Yes you're a big boy aren't ya, sir?
KYLE'S DAD
Yeah I'm a BIG BOY.
ROSHANDA
Atsa big boy, sir.
KYLE'S DAD
I'm a big boy. I took a big boy POOP.
ROSHANDA
Yes.