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Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters!
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@remainparanoid
@remainparanoid Год назад
4:40 pm Tuesday afternoon in Sydney, Australia. Had a bad day, got notified that a new ep just dropped and a smile appeared on my face. I say this on behalf of my self and everyone else that watches you guys - you legit bring a lot of happiness into my life. Being queefy and cheesy but don't stop doing these eps along with your comedy, and everything else. Your impact is far greater than you know. peace and love.
@johnnybrahhhz
@johnnybrahhhz Год назад
Fellow queefy Australian here couldn’t have said it better mate, all the best
@Joshayyy
@Joshayyy Год назад
Aussie here too 💖
@b0ssatr0n91
@b0ssatr0n91 Год назад
You are definitely tues-GAY
@louskuntz819
@louskuntz819 Год назад
Nothing like cheesy queefs yum
@zachleeson6481
@zachleeson6481 Год назад
Mark is so visibly hungover. It’s hilarious
@PodcastBaseCamp
@PodcastBaseCamp Год назад
That pilot was definitely just watching the World Cup there was no fuel issues🤣
@SweetDeeSee
@SweetDeeSee Год назад
Joe’a face at 14:54😂
@binimgarten8696
@binimgarten8696 Год назад
My thoughts exactly. 😆 Nice editing job with the camera switch as well 👍🏻
@tarun9678
@tarun9678 Год назад
He's face is gold, jerry
@CamahaWR450
@CamahaWR450 Год назад
“Mmmhmm ahhhuh” 😂😂😂
@AnthonySal
@AnthonySal Год назад
13 minutes over an hour!? I love it! Bonus time for us RU-vid subs.
@thefpvyawthority8106
@thefpvyawthority8106 Год назад
You know I love these guys if I’m willing to listen to a story about a disgruntled cookie customer.
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
"Look to the 🍪"
@HeinzizBaKeD
@HeinzizBaKeD Год назад
When I was like 9 or 10 years old, my family went on holiday overseas. So we had to take a very long airplane flight to get there. My brother told me that farts don't stink when you're in an airplane because of the altitude. So I farted at every opportunity. Turns out, farts DO in fact smell on airplanes.
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
😆
@Sonicthehedgefundmanager
@Sonicthehedgefundmanager Год назад
“The pastriarchy” got me
@dandel1985
@dandel1985 Год назад
lmao Joe's laugh during the betterhelp ad. Love to see the boys give up the yuks!
@ryanmullaney9791
@ryanmullaney9791 Год назад
I was fast forwarding and saw Joe crack up so I had to rewind to watch the ad.
@jasonstatham5165
@jasonstatham5165 Год назад
The guy at the fake Panera Bread upsold Joe and played him like a fiddle lol.
@whataloadofbollox
@whataloadofbollox Год назад
51:00 most perfect delay = the pilot was watching the football too
@rekososa3175
@rekososa3175 Год назад
Mark is going to hear it from Mae for staying in contact with an ex fling lol
@scumbagreseller
@scumbagreseller Год назад
she definitely doesnt listen to this podcast haha
@hypernovaorcus
@hypernovaorcus Год назад
He constantly bitches about her in the peevs segment of WMBD, but I think this is actually worse...
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
He's fine...She told me she never watches.
@drko6905
@drko6905 Год назад
man that better help ad read killed me!!!
@0Akeldama0
@0Akeldama0 Год назад
29:59 to Joe, a great response is "maybe next time"
@billbailey3600
@billbailey3600 Год назад
Questing into the microphone = COMEDY GOLD!!! Never fails to make me laugh especially when we hear descriptions thereafter. Just like friends and family 😂
@nickjones9594
@nickjones9594 Год назад
Lost it at the Steamboat Willie discussion. Gold.
@KptnHaddock_
@KptnHaddock_ Год назад
Joe and his infant palate again! You gotta love that queef.
@AIWFNW
@AIWFNW Год назад
They keep saying how this usnt 1 of their best eps and here I am laughing my ads off. Bless you guys
@garydaly
@garydaly Год назад
“I want to pegged…” “I want a divorce…” Funny as fuck! Intermittent flying is funny!
@TMpkr
@TMpkr Год назад
I don’t get it… english is not my first language so i probably didn’t catch it. u mind explaining? The intermittent flying thing i mean
@KingRaider74
@KingRaider74 Год назад
Damn Sam took Mark to the Forbidden City! Now they got to move the whole damn forbidden city Jerry!
@tuesgayy
@tuesgayy Год назад
Joe’s laugh is the most contagious thing ever 🤣🤍
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o Год назад
Handy cap faces almost made me piss myself as well List
@thesnapperlapper2559
@thesnapperlapper2559 Год назад
Beet Factory - had to pause I laughed so hard
@jesseharradine9861
@jesseharradine9861 Год назад
this is one of the best episodes ever hahahahahaha
@avonnabors
@avonnabors Год назад
This is like watching two old guys shooting the shit before they got old.
@myrockinvideos
@myrockinvideos Год назад
i listen to you guys, on spotify, everyday while im at work 😂 I’m native american and love the LuLu’s mark always does 😂🤣😂
@mikemendoza5362
@mikemendoza5362 Год назад
No one would cry🤣🤣
@El_Chompo
@El_Chompo Год назад
I love how you guys stay so positive and funny even when going through tough experiences. Such great spirits
@patrickharris2013
@patrickharris2013 Год назад
Holy shit!! Congrats on the Gramercy boys, that's gonna be one helluva show! Wish I could see ya but I'm too gay. Keep queefing it up!
@Flyincoin
@Flyincoin Год назад
That better help ad LMAO
@jmansk0311
@jmansk0311 Год назад
I almost shit my pants when Mark said “Kyle Dunnigan oh he was the Retard” 1:07:35
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull Год назад
Jack Reacher!
@mjm5081
@mjm5081 Год назад
Reacher around
@morganzimmerman7669
@morganzimmerman7669 Год назад
Joe would be great on TYSO. “And you know me…..”
@kurtstuff
@kurtstuff Год назад
I was thinking this!!! Rick’s entire bit is Joe’s everyday.
@Cooz.
@Cooz. Год назад
32:05 I love marks “oh jeez” 😂😂
@prod.holysmoke
@prod.holysmoke Год назад
“what about that thing you said about my sack” 😩😂😩😂😩
@michaelbenson9518
@michaelbenson9518 Год назад
49ers vs. Bengals - Joe, you're on it! Posting from the night of January 22nd.
@ltsgoyanks
@ltsgoyanks Год назад
Ya gotta admit... Learys bit about Lennon takin 6 bullets and not one for Yoko was pretty stellar.
@jewyork718
@jewyork718 Год назад
Laughed at loud at Uncle Messy. You did it Joe!
@AdrianHertz
@AdrianHertz Год назад
11:11 Greatest moment of podcasts History! The algorithm nearly become sentient and wipe out all humanity after realizing no better content could ever be created.
@joshnovosad3414
@joshnovosad3414 Год назад
Dec 12 2022. Real topical stuff
@ChicanoChef11
@ChicanoChef11 Год назад
18:42 driving to work at 7:30am nearly died laughing at Mark
@Wholewhitebabybruh
@Wholewhitebabybruh Год назад
HAHA! Joe Shmow over here predicting 49rs vs Bengals. 😂 Go Cowboys!
@bobcabot
@bobcabot Год назад
..you still got cable-mics! so old-school - feeling the eighties calling...
@BigDaddy-vk6rv
@BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад
Thee best way to advertise!
@MutualOutlook
@MutualOutlook Год назад
School shootings, me “I’m glad I don’t live in America” Tuesdays with story’s live : “I fkn wish I lived in America” 😂
@domingochavez2552
@domingochavez2552 Год назад
"Thanks for not coming, we need less judgmental pussies" 😂
@Odenix75
@Odenix75 Год назад
Hi guys congrats !!😁 "Comedy.... !"
@JPJones03223
@JPJones03223 Год назад
So disappointed that we didn't get an "Uncle Messi" callback during the World Cup story.
@ryanmullaney9791
@ryanmullaney9791 Год назад
When I first read the thumbnail I thought for sure it was a world cup reference
@gamingwithjon5434
@gamingwithjon5434 Год назад
Pilot was watching obviously
@henryplaster1862
@henryplaster1862 Год назад
"Gener-a-bread" 25:56 😂😂😂😂
@petey604
@petey604 Год назад
Fun ep guys!
@hypernovaorcus
@hypernovaorcus Год назад
At 00:06 I thought they were going to say: We've disabled Chuck's mic!
@bori1986
@bori1986 Год назад
Comedy
@Patrick-jj5nh
@Patrick-jj5nh Год назад
Joe: I am glad I am not one of those food people Also Joe: Cholesterol is killing me, I am four pounds down.
@BrickTop06
@BrickTop06 Год назад
31:55 total ShambleList, mid ad of all times. Mark can really crank that small mouth bass up.
@zaclikescauliflower2877
@zaclikescauliflower2877 Год назад
Show me where it spits, Mark
@raycongfs
@raycongfs Год назад
I said to my friend " it would be cool if you can work out and get taller." He said "well then everybody would be taller" then I said " well you can workout to be skinnier and there's a lot fat people out there" then he said oh shit, your right" lol
@nikolasrico2103
@nikolasrico2103 Год назад
Fire intro
@ruggedmeetsrefined5345
@ruggedmeetsrefined5345 Год назад
Zombie is an all timer. When Tony Blair decided to join George W Bush in the invasion of Iraq, Zombie became one of the most played songs on UK radio, and the lyrics were so powerful that they got in Tony Blair’s head so badly that the song was literally banned. I just found that fascinating. “It’s in your head, in your head. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie.” Was banned by a guy who committed to invading a country for what turned out to be no justifiable reason despite initially saying they had WMD’s. The WMD’s were all “in your head. In your head. Zombie! Zombie!” “I can’t bloody concentrate with this song playing! I want it off the radio by this evening or you’re fired!”
@Rogerkonijntje
@Rogerkonijntje Год назад
Normand looks so married. QUEEF! :s
@Drukasmusic
@Drukasmusic Год назад
54:05 aaah kept waiting for Art Vandalay! 😂 Jeez!
@kickedouttaconfession
@kickedouttaconfession Год назад
The knockoff Panera story was so relatable.
@BazookaTooth707
@BazookaTooth707 Год назад
I can't lie I've heard Mark mention that swordfish story at least three times. Lol
@originalSiiiN
@originalSiiiN Год назад
Joe is so funny!! (on the pod)
@Xweapon9099
@Xweapon9099 Год назад
You know if you guys got someone to do some animation for these pods it would be fucking dope. Shorties Watchin Shorties was one of the greatest shows ever, everytime you guys get a started on a story just have it cut to a animation of the story.
@alanbauer9959
@alanbauer9959 Год назад
Tuesgay here, please come to Bismarck North Dakota one day Mark! Joe you can come too:)
@adamgm84
@adamgm84 Год назад
Joining you guys tonight with a diet A&W root beer, feels better than a cabbage patch doll with a fleshlight installed into it
@billyghostal
@billyghostal Год назад
(54:45) Pilot was watching the game too
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 Год назад
Joe List eats McDonald's and Subway but hates fried pickles. He likes trash. Lol 🤣
@me_12-vw1vi
@me_12-vw1vi Год назад
well he is what he eats, trash lmao
@hypernovaorcus
@hypernovaorcus Год назад
His favourite coffee is Starbucks 😭
@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD
@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Год назад
Give it a goog, ya chooch
@biancadistefano7612
@biancadistefano7612 Год назад
Hey I'll take 3rd place!
@bori1986
@bori1986 Год назад
If u ain't first you're last
@chriswolfe7707
@chriswolfe7707 Год назад
'Judgment Night' aka 'Mighty Ducks IV'
@MrBelongings
@MrBelongings Год назад
I will retract my statement that we need the theme song right away. Small intro with a highlight was good
@chellie7887
@chellie7887 Год назад
The reason woman have to check men out fully because we don't want to get attacked!
@veddermn8
@veddermn8 Год назад
Toronto Raptors were named due to the popularity of Jurassic Park
@matthewsnyder674
@matthewsnyder674 Год назад
Would be great if that waiter was just a well-meaning Tuesgay trying to explain to Joe-through the use of metaphor-that his picky eating has, well, put him in a bit of a health “pickle.”
@MrLouSassoul
@MrLouSassoul Год назад
Who dey!
@ricfig207
@ricfig207 Год назад
Sounds like the pilots were watching the game
@jasonrivera7073
@jasonrivera7073 Год назад
Why is Joe always hating on a guy with a regular job? Without him you have no cookie PAL
@thebenevolentsun6575
@thebenevolentsun6575 8 месяцев назад
There used to be a cap on how many marriages you could have
@Siggy_Sour
@Siggy_Sour Год назад
Honda Fits are badass actually! Drives in Buffalo snow doggy.
@trendybistro
@trendybistro Год назад
5:00 what do you think the Toronto Raptors are Mark?
@benvo9945
@benvo9945 Год назад
I think the Toronto Raptors were named after the dinosaur from Jurassic Park
@leekirby
@leekirby Год назад
21:23 Being gay would be great… No one would cry
@JJJ-pj8ts
@JJJ-pj8ts Год назад
Total cholesterol was 302 in my 20’s. Lipitor
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
We want Joe List to Take His Shoes Off with Rick Glassman
@taksanetoshi
@taksanetoshi Год назад
List is a very good stand up, Norman's standip is wonder bread level bland and sooo safe - only cuts loose on Pods.
@CandynoseTwinskins
@CandynoseTwinskins Год назад
Craig's news!
@sammathey1995
@sammathey1995 Год назад
I like these eps, when they have to bank some and have no topics really but just fumble thru it with goofy shit the whole time
@dawsonhardesty4774
@dawsonhardesty4774 Год назад
Joe you gotta try fried pickles. They’re the best
@paulcarr2207
@paulcarr2207 Год назад
Is Louie the guest on the live pod? Comedy
@garryjohalcomedy
@garryjohalcomedy Год назад
FINALLY!
@guitjolin
@guitjolin Год назад
Men's gymnastics is pretty impressive! Pretty sure men do much bigger maneuvers on floor and vault
@isthisPG
@isthisPG Год назад
Love you guys. Posting videos from 12/23 on 01/16 should be illegal. What’re we doing here?
@MikeWoot65
@MikeWoot65 Год назад
Well someone went to Africa for honeymoon so maybe chill
@fisty539
@fisty539 Год назад
@@MikeWoot65 yeah CQ was fuming!
@isthisPG
@isthisPG Год назад
@@MikeWoot65 I respect that 100%. Still, for a somewhat topical comedy show to drop “new” episodes recorded almost 1 full month ago feels a little lazy to me. 🤷‍♂️
@MikeWoot65
@MikeWoot65 Год назад
@@isthisPG bro this is a free show and they didnt even miss an upload. And it's their second job
@isthisPG
@isthisPG Год назад
​@@MikeWoot65 it's "free" because it drives ticket sales which drives $ in their pocket. They're not making this show out of the goodness of their heart lol it's a key aspect of their business and we (their customers) are allowed to have an opinion on it. I'm a Patreon subscriber + have paid to see both of them live.
@user-iq1jx6kj5p
@user-iq1jx6kj5p Год назад
nice packages
@emilylowrance7930
@emilylowrance7930 Год назад
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
@telephantasm4070
@telephantasm4070 Год назад
You guys should live stream the event for us tuesgays outside of America (Peru here). 10 or 15 bucks to watch it online sounds reasonable right? Just like CK is doing with his upcoming MSG show.
@portlandsamber
@portlandsamber Год назад
Guess I'm the gayest today.
@neverumind7801
@neverumind7801 Год назад
Q-U-E-E-F!
@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361
Thank God this came out Monday night, because Kill Tony sucked! Saved the evening. Good job folks!
@patrick815
@patrick815 Год назад
Where's the link to buy tix for the live show?!!!
@killerdeviant
@killerdeviant Год назад
Watch the ad reads at around 31:00.
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