GOAT STORY 2: Was This Necessary? 

I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie

"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body

The fact they automatically assumed you’re American because you’re speaking English 💀

super proud of goat's transition 🏳️‍⚧️

Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)

Kurtis trying to flirt with a whole company to avoid getting a copyright claim is the best thing

THE BART EDIT OF GOAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNIEST THING IVE SEEN

i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny

AAA studios: “ItS nAtUrAl” Katie’s back: “am I a joke to you?”

the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point

It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!

The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’

Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX

I love how Matthew went from being stinky to being groovy

Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.

"Tall guy is tall..." *But does he wear size thirteen Nikes*

WHYS NO ONE TALKING BAOUT HOW GOOD THE SAD LOFI GOAT EDIT WAS.

Goat is the only character that goes through any kind of development between the two movies. Congrats to Goat for transitioning between the events of movie one and two.

Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”

I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.

i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down

I just realized the voices probably changed for singing purposes lmao

Goat's interaction in the bar sounds like a start of a joke "So a goat walks into a bar and says 'I'll pay the bill for anyone that knows the way to hell'..."

Goats voice changed cause she ruined her vocal cords faking her death in the first one. :(

Having nudity in movies and having oversexualized characters in movies are two very different things. I dont mind nudity, im finnish, we go naked to a sauna filled with naked strangers and finnish movies have quite a bit of nudity. But just.... Weird oversexualisation and boobs that are twice the size of the characters head and bounce like crazy every time they walk is just.... Ridiculous and unnecessary.

it’s funny that the creator brought up American movies like Kurtis didn’t poke fun at those too 😭

pretty sure the scaring kids by telling them they‘ll suffer in hell part is actually how raising kids worked until like the 1970’s or so

i’m sorry, but i can’t get over when AAA said, “someone put someone in their mouth, they fight together is completely okay”

goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat.... No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.

23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.

This dude be like "at least it isn't violent like American movies" when his movie has characters being actually visibly executed by hanging. Bruh

AAA studio really said “I thought you were American”

My misophonia was highly triggered by the "Buddy's Tongue Rubbers" bit. The tongue sounds were on point and disturbing. Great job!

I’m rewatching this video for probably the fifth time and I only just noticed that at 10:12 they animated Katy’s huge bazongas pushing the apple basket by the window as she blows out the candles and I think that is such an unnecessary but hilarious detail

why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet

"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"

They need to make a third movie about the daughter finding out goat is her real mom. family drama on the scale of hamlet ensues

I’m so glad that Goat was able to complete his transition :)

Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle

Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity

Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.

When I was a kid, I was so happy to see that there was an entire freaking animated movie actually made in our country. The reason I was so happy about that was not the movie itself, but the desire for Czech Republic to be seen by the world for what I/we see it as. We were long under the reign of USSR and their regime, and basically stagnated all that time when other nearby countries that were unaffected by that were flourishing. Nowadays we are barely seen as something more than merely a remnant of that era, despite the fact that we have incredibly smart and ambitious people both nowadays and in our history, rich culture, etc. We see ourselves, our culture and our quality of life as on par with other European countries, such as France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, you name it. And yet, we all still collectively feel that we aren't perceived that way by the outside world, and we do attribute that to the long-gone communist regime. It's a bit ironic, considering that that regime ended here over 30 years ago at this point, and that we've been "western" not only prior to that regime and prior to WW2, but also that we've been western again ever since that regime ended. So for me, an animated children's movie coming from our country was one of the signs that maybe not only we're finally catching up in what we've missed out on during the communist reign, but also that we have a chance to finally be seen differently by the outside world. Unfortunately clearly the movie did pretty much the exact opposite, lol. Some jokes are really quite obscene, and unfortunately all the references to our old children's stories and urban legends of Prague just don't translate well for a watcher who doesn't know these things. Yeah. If you want a good piece of Czech content, check out the Mafia game trilogy. All of those games are Czech-made, including the story of the first two (and the definitive edition). The story is incredible and there is no weird crazy stuff like this. Promise.

Kurtis either always dresses like a cool uncle or that cousin everyone is excited to see at family get togethers, no in between.

When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)

I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale

12:56 no cause, your eyes get cut out of your skull, you die immediately, that’s what goat story taught me

"Lucifer is very particular about his cheese" will be on my gravestone

Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal

17:49 I only just noticed my like 7th time watching this that these lines were a sick rhyme

the line "and since goat is a raging alcoholic, the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell" is phenomenal out of context.

The studio saying nudity and big boobs are completely normal and should not be criticized, when they are *obviously* being portrayed in a super sexualized way in this movie is the icing on the cake for me

“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭

24:51 “we are anonymous where gonna rob your gam gam” - Kurtis 2020

my parents made me watch this as a little czech kid and i ended up locked in a psych ward.

Okay, so I'll try to explain some things, since this movie doesn't make much sense for foreigners. The three weird ass men, "Dlouhý, široký a bystrozraký" come from a fairy tale where they help a guy save a princess by basically finding her by all those tactics they used in this movie. So here they're supposed to be older and kinda famous for their powers, that's why they have a contract for people wanting help from them. The North star is called "Polárka" in czech and that's a really popular ice cream here, hence the fuckin' popsicle in the sky. And that Lucifer's cheese obsession...basically in Czech folklore demons are dumb and ridiculous as fuck. You can make anything up and no one bats an eye. Those two devils are there for comedic relief. No other reason. Lucifer follows these laws etc., cause the hell works like some instituiton essentialy. Contracts solve everthing, you can bring someone back from hell, have your dreams come true with them and it's even a saying in our language "upsat se čertu", which means getting into some shit.

Is no one going to talk about the fact that they sang an overly enthusiastic and cheerful song about going...to...hell?

11:38 - 11-58 has to be my favorite moment of the entire video, it’s just soooo funny thinking about the fact that he’s doing a bit based of a movie that’s suppose to be for kids

To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.

Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.

disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.

27:17 I think Brandon Rogers made a whole comedy sketch about this

6:48 i just had to say this song came into my head randomly. it's been literal years since i watched this video and yet i just caught myself humming this. i actually didn't properly know the lyrics of what i was singing and it was driving me insane. thank you kurtis for temporarily putting me in immense stress. great song

The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”

Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up

Thank you Kurtis for uploading. I know its been years since you had, but this helped me a lot. When I was sobbing after realizing only two people actually care for me and my friends tell me my anger and depression is just a phase. Again, thank you so much and you're doing great.

"you have three days to get your parents back" *holds up two fingers* 💀💀💀

My therapist: Buddy’s Tongue Rubbers isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

Man i just realized Susie's eyes are green, but Katie and Jimmy's eyes are blue and goat's eyes are green. Oh my god Jimmy wtf

I am not going to defend either of the movies (the second one is better tho), but most of the story lines actually come from Czech legends and fairy tales. In the first movie, mister Hanish is actually a very well known legend. And the Faust's house too and so mister Hanish's story and Matthew's story follow these legends. For this one, the three guys, Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are actually from a fairy tale where they are helping a prince save a princess who is held hostage by some wizard or something. The thing about them is that Tall can strech, Broad can drink a whole pond (its important in the original story I swear) and Sharp-eyed.....sees....far. He can see very far and very little details. And with their help the prince saves the princess. woooo

i think it’s so silly how they’re called ‘AAA studios’ like they were so mad about something and had to get it out by naming their studio 😭

I'm not a genetics genius but one of the children has green eyes, neither Jemmie or Katy have green eyes but Goat does.. take that as you will 😬😬

When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding

I am going to buy a goddamn box-set of every film produced by AAA Productions because everything they make is GOLD

YOOOO THEY REALLY ARE IMPLYING THAT THE GOAT IS SUSIE’S MOM: SUSIE AND GOAT HAVE GREEN EYES WHILE THE REST OF FAMILY HAS BLUE EYES

When I go to hell, I'ma ask Lucifer what cheese he's particular about.

Who else wants to bet the animation studio watches this video over and over again with an angry expression on their faces?

The arabic version of part 1 is just part 2 reuploaded. I know that I've never ever seen nudity in an Arabic animation (yet), so I think they never really managed to get Arabic dubbers who were willing to dub a movie with nudity. Pretty cool.

kurtis' skits are becoming more fever-dream like

what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳

11:08 Lucifer grew up in Wisconsin

I'm sure someone has already pointed this out to Kurtis but just in case...does he know that he's listed as the voice of the goat on the first movie's IMDb page?

Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.

Kurt, love that you’re flirting with the company so they won’t claim you.

At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star

this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭

Are we really gonna glide over, “Then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see.”

12:15 “and since goat is a raging alcoholic the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell” that sentence was a fucking roller coaster💀

I will explain why there was a popsicle in the sky. that popsicle is called "Pólarka" in the Czech Republic, and we have the same name for the North Star. The popsicle and the North Star have the same name in the Czech Republic

25:46 jumpscare

did i just watch 30 minutes of a man talk about a foreign goat...? yes

Everybody knows that Goat, Katy, and Jemmy are in a polyamorous relationship

15:30 *chefs kiss*

I liked that in the first movie review you were like "I dunno I guess things are just different in the Czech Republic" and the filmmaker was SO passive aggressive about Americans being ridiculous and sensitive and having a false morality. YOU were pretty generous with acknowledging that maybe things are just okay in another country, but the filmmaker didn't give America (and of course you're Canadian anyway) the same leniency.

That shirt makes Kurtis look like someone who would golf with a dad. Any dad. Probably all the dads. EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES

Sounds like someone working at express vpn forwarded the video to AAA while reviewing over it hhhh

As a Czech child who watched the goat story from a very young age, it beautifully shows how is the Czech Republic weird

the reason why "the north star" looked like a popsicle is cuz in czech, "the north star" is sometimes called "polárka", and in czechia there is a dessert called "polárkový dort" which is made from icecream, so it was a joke ig 💀

Popsicle explanation : Here in Czech Republic we call that type of popsicle "polárka" just like the North star So yeah just a terrible joke