Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 is.....DIABOLICAL 

me honestly 😞😂

RELATABLE

unfortunately this was bella swan's peak of being a relatable protag for me

@@bosses9820 I was JUST about to shamelessly come & say the same thing 👀💀😂

@@biggestastiest for real 😂🤐 in total agreance lol

renaynay is so funny

watch me whip, watch me renaenae

You comment imply this movie isn't absolute horror

Reneslay

Thank you everyone 👏👏 great thread. Good stuff. Awesome.

It’s the Mormonism lol

Oh yeah isn't she incredibly "pro-life" and anti-sex-outside-marriage and all that? It shows.

@@mxmagpie7037 yes

It drives me up the wall because Resume is growing at an accelerated rate all they needed to do was have a nice calm C-section like 2 months in. She would have been FINE as a preemie and Carlisle would have had no problem borrowing an incubator. Bella literally only would have needed to be pregnant for 2 months or less that's IDEAL. Then Rosalie could sit there and stare through the incubator like a freak until her niece is done cooking. It would have been great!

@@KaylaNoelle1 then they wouldn't be able to do the whole "YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER??" part.

That baby had it OUT for her

You writing it down made me weaker 😂😂😂😂😂😂

💀💀💀

I was EATING. This man is diabolical.

he filled that quota 10 times over 💀💀💀

In the Glee deep dive it was definitely “feral” 😂

@@elianah9610 for pll it was "menace" 😭

@@fresa9720 don't forget 'crusty' 😭

last videos was “feral” i literally laughed every time

Don't sweat it, babes. I, on the other hand, still believe it's a cute name.

@@pearlngozi2818 -jail 😭✋🏼

@@pearlngozi2818 we all have toxic traits hahah

@@kpkp3321 Naur

I fr thought it was like a vintage name or smth

And it sounds so much nicer! Carli Renee Esme Cullen might be a bit long and clunky but still better than Renesmee

If I remember correctly, they named her Renesmee Carlie Cullen. I feel like she would’ve MUCH preferred going by Carlie than Renesmee or Nessie.

Or if she had to do two Mum's names, make the name Remi (usually a boys name iirc, but it works) and Carli works, yes! Or hm, Charlize ? 👀 Is that too far away from Charlie and Carlisle?

sounds like a gay romcom I'm in

@@vito-kq1lf YESSSSSS

Tell me I'm not the only one that shipped Charlie x Carlisle 😭

That's just good shit.

Oh I’m sure there’s a fan fic out there for ya 😏

SLAYDIES

im dying at slaydies i cant-

Wait for real? 💀

Oh MY GOD

Monster High Wins Again.

Rasputin lmfao 💀

Not Rasputin 💀 😂😂😂😂

I have to give ms meyer snaps for making me dry heave just from reading words.

RASPUTIN IM SCREAMING

It's the amniotic sac. The placenta is separate, does not surround the baby, and you have to "birth" it AFTER birthing the baby.

Not iconic... DIABOLICAL! Jail! Polees!

jail, hun

Oh god I forgot about the Jacob falling in love with the baby bit. The implications...

And we all just accepted a grown ass vampire man being in love with a baby as a happy ending???

@@psychomaia i think you meant werewolf, but at least you got the spirit hun

i was talking to the screen

@@emmabobemma5 I was YELLING at the screen hahaha

It was too obvious bestie xx

@@mikesmic he said you basic hannah

bella's middle name is mary too

Wait until he finds out he lives on an island..

@@maren03 Australia’s a continent, not an island (and the ocean is the least of your worries)

@@hannahnicole2380 I mean it is kind of an island...

@@hannahnicole2380 it's both, islands and continents are social constructs anyway, people classify it as an island too

@@hannahnicole2380 but australia the continent is made up of many island countries like australia, new zealand etc.

whats even better is her name is spelled differently too lmaooo "stephenie" with an e is VERY unique lollll

Hm interesting. From my perspective it’s pretty similar to baby baptisms elsewhere? I didn’t ever connect any competition to it, but I also don’t live in Utah

I don't get why this is so scathing when this "hot take" is really just describing the kind of things that most Christian white people do. Other religions might christen babies, where Mormons have a similar deal but they just do baby blessings instead of baptisms, since they believe children don't need to be baptized until later. As for the naming conventions, it can sometimes be borne of one-upmanship, sure, but it's probably more likely that they just want to feel like their child is special & unique & precious, which is the primary reason for anyone to give their child a weird ass name. Source: I grew up amongst tons of traditional conservative religious white people including Mormons

@@dommiesgrl yea i agree with like all of that lol what i commented was just off the top of my head what i could remember reading about. there’s tons of articles and posts on various social media websites (twitter and tumblr mostly) with first hand accounts from ex mormons that i read at some point. i grew up southern baptist in mississippi and we all picked out our baby names in elementary school for fun so that aspect isn’t unique to mormons but i think the intensity is. they usually have pretty big families and there are only so many names to go around. of course everyone believes their baby is unique and special and they want their name to reflect that. that gets hard when you’ve got a handful of sisters plus cousins plus maybe your aunts if they’re still having babies. so of course names start getting weird! about the naming ceremony! for christians, a baby’s baptism is just them telling everyone “hey we’re gonna raise this baby *whatever denomination/flavor they are*” plus it’s seen as a blessing so that’s nice. with the mormon naming ceremony, they’re announcing their baby’s holy(?) name. i’m not sure how to word it properly but it’s kinda like their god given name. so there is much more emphasis on the name. the revealing of the name turns into a big deal once you factor in that a lot of the time, this is probably a rare change to be in the spotlight for these women. to tie it back to twilight lol bella kinda has a spotlight moment when she reveals her baby’s name! it’s not a whole ceremony but stephanie gives a lot of attention and explanation to the name renesme

That's really interesting, thanks for explaining!

I need to know what the Diet Coke with coffee creamer means I'm horrified

@@Amsayy it’s a drink called dirty soda

that just sounds like a janky Italian soda

What's LDS

@@0denku0 Mormons

Can you get nutrition from a transfusion though? The whole reason they had her drink blood was she couldn't eat anything and was starting to become malnourished because renaissance was stealing everything from her body lol.

She liked the taste!!! 😂😂😂

Yeah and the baby needed to feed so it was a direct way (i just thought of a whole biological explanasion until I remebered its fiction LOL)

Because it might not be compatible with her blood and she can die. Eating it filters it out and can pass thru the placenta to the actual blood sucking thing in her

Yep in the book they decided drinking would be fastest. Pretty sure it isn't the fastest method from like a medical standpoint but that was their logic

That’s actually in the book too 😂 every time she wants to have sex he forces her to play chess 😂

@@speeeee35 i keep forgetting there were books...

Why am I now invested in this story? Canon or not, it kind of volcanically and tectonically topped the charts.

@@speeeee35 omg yes lmao this whole plot being sex deprivation for a bit i cant

Charlie chose violence 🤠

the funny part is that edward is older than her mum. like how much older do you want

it was ironic if i remember he was in his head going like "omg we should give blood to this baby monster or whatever" and Eddie caught onto that and went full lets make it happen

Above comment is correct, the cullens were talking about how normal food wasn't sustaining bella/the baby so her body was deteriorating, and it was just a snarky thought of Jacob's along the lines of "food's probably not working bc it's a bloodthirsty monster" Sincerely, Regrettably former twilight series Stan 😅

Wtf was going through Stephanie Meyer’s head?

This is true however it has nothing to do with either the stomach or the vag 😅

Absolutely not.

ty for that humble explanation - i, too, was confused but now i can live happily with an understanding about that rancid af c-section

iz called an amniotic sac luv xx

VICKY AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The baby sac you are referring to is indeed called the placenta lmao

@@rosyreverie the placenta is basically the human version of egg yolk. It does not encase the fetus. It's what's called the afterbirth in animals. The baby sac is called the amniotic sac and is what naturally ruptures when the water breaks. It contains the fetus, the "water", and some other shit. It's like the outer membrane of an egg. (ETA) The placenta lies outside of the amniotic sac and covers parts of it (limited space and all), but does not encase it. It kinda resembles a spleen (which again resembles a wet bag of oatmeal) and is connected to the uterine lining.

Congrats!

Yeah bro and the fact that I watched it when I was 13 cuz my friend told me that she watchs twilight with her mum all the time and that it's one of their favourite movies or smth (made me think it was pg13). Miss girl how tf do you watch TWILIGHT WITH YOUR MUM!? specially this one with the honeymoon stuff!?

Congrats on saving that money and all the free time ✨💅

Good, no one talks about how grotesque and awful it actually is :D

That’s sad.

Scarily same. I didn’t even realize it until I read this

Same, I can remember each time my friend would invite me to watch with her. They're so impressioned into my mind

Bruh one of my Twilight core memories when Eclipse came out and I was so young at the time I didn't know how to pronounce "saga" and I was at the movie theatre said out loud to my mum "it's the twilight 'say-ga'!!" And my mum responds "...um, it's 'sah-gah'" when I tell you my soul left my body.... It was the confidence in which I said "say-ga" in front of everybody that still haunts me to this day.....

Watched it with my grandpa in the theatre, core trauma

i snorted so loud 😭😭😭

stop 💀

It's been a year but yeah no let's explore this

Right??? Its so weird. Initially they kept Jacob's character because they liked him but by the end of it to appease fans she gave Jacob Bella's daughter as a consolation prize so neither teams from the love triangle would be too mad????? Truly DIABOLICAL

The way he got the spelling of it so instinctively Brava my man Brava

Mike drops

DIABOLICAL

are the kids in quebec okay???

Same in Indonesia, I was 14, with my entire family, watching this in the freaking cinema. Mind you my siblings were like 10 & 12. THE WORST PICK YOU COULD EVER HAVE TO WATCH WITH YOUR PARENTS.

the kids in quebec are not okay

wasn't this a general worldwide thing? i'm from europe and me and my friends were literally 12 when we went to the cinema to see it lmao

i would also sell my soul this NEEDS TO HAPPEN xxx

Renescheese

Dr: chucknesme isn't real, she can't hurt you Chucknesme:

i suppose they were on a tight schedule and since they only decided against the hideous doll baby last minute they had to just deepfake the baby's face 😂 Her look only gets worse as she's supposed to grow super fast so deepfaking the same actress (

@@apet6752 You know what they could've done lmao...they could've just got a baby for a couple of seconds for a scene without all of this nonsense XD.

@@HoDoBoDo yeah i honestly don't know why they didn't. How did they decide a robot doll was gonna be better in the first place that's clown behavior

No this is valid this is the only logical reaction to that scene it was absolutely cursed

literally same??? the crack sound made me so nauseous that i left for the bathroom & ended up passing out into the stall door and onto the tile floor now i have a fake tooth lol all bc that scene horrified me so much

It was pure writing genius bravo Stephanie well done on that one I'll give ya that

What is his narration like?

@@ForeverFashionGirl21 very moody (he literally says things like “life sucks and then you die”) and angst. Lots of bitching about the Cullens and yes, the telepathic wolf conversations are there too.

The last person that should be narrating that baby’s birth 🤣

@@beebeevids6851 Bella narrates everything else but considering she kinda does in childbirth, it makes sense to switch here. But they couldn’t have gotten one of the Cullens?

this comment needs more likes if he doesnt do this i will kms

I NEED IT

PLS THAT WOULD BE SO CHAOTIC

I don't think his sanity would be able to stand it.

@@shadowldrago he got through both glee and pll he can def handle Riverdale lol

Shout-out to your sister for quick thinking 😂

it’s literally my favorite twilight movie i love it so much

@@jocelynschneider4172 Exactly it's literally comedy cold

The worse crime indeed is being boring

@@jocelynschneider4172 it is the scariest movie i know 💀

I vote yes, same as snakes, because a vampire carefully biting into a rubber membrane stretched over the top of a jar is too funny to pass up. Especially if he has to massage his cheeks to encourage venom flow.

sounds kinda cool ngl

He's literally slaying all day

Eat sleep slay repeat

YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN it would make my life complete

i always forget this line exists and then when im reminded of it again i SCREAM

These past few days this line lived rent free in my brain 😭😭😭with Mike's voice to be precise

I’m currently 21 and still can’t watch it

Ok Mike during the movie in New Moon

Absolutely agree

it’s like he could *tell* i’ve watched the glee breakdown 10 times already

I just rewatched all his twilight videos yesterday 😂😂😂😂😂

literally just watched the other two twilight recaps yesterslay

Omg i watched it with my aunt in theaters as a birthday present 💀

SEVENTH?!?! 💀💀💀

@@hanlitwin traumatized

I can only imagine the car ride back 💀😅

pffffffff

Pleaase

naur im gonna need proof ab this... where are the receipts

Finally! Someone who gets that his name is short! for! Micycle! and that he is in! posession! of! a! microwave!

But is it factually, contractually, and legally Mike? Unclear…..

So when she touches him it's like touching a cold stone statue?

so good that people probably missed it and i hate that for them

It is a must and also something you will fully regret😂

do it pls it's an experience

it's all downhill from there, speaking as someone who watched the movies as a joke and now runs a twilight side blog on Tumblr 💀

It's a part of the human experience I think