Twilight: New Moon - "The Cullen's House" 

“Thanks for making my cuts worse by throwing me across the room rather than rushing me outside, Edward.”

I completely cracked up at Emmets 'dating an older woman, hot' and Edwards face 😂

Alice: It's just a little....blood.... *everyone turns* Bella: crap

Lol so basically Bella: *gets paper cut* Edward: *gives her even bigger cut trying to protect her*

I like how Alice tries to calm her boyfriend Jasper... they were cute couple

i like how edward basically put more damage on her trying to help her

Bella: *gets paper cut* Edward: “Throw the whole Bella away”

A few hours ago, Jasper personally went to the local warehouse store, purchase a carpet cleaner with his savings, and cleaned the carpet himself. A few hours later, Bella dropped blood on it. Jasper: "Triggered"

*When Jasper falls on the piano* Edward: Bitch that was mine!

Dang was it really necessary for him to freaking base ball bat her into the glass table with candles on it? couldn't he have just did that collision thing with Jasper?

Jasper was like bitch I just clean that . *loses control *

i would be scared shitless if i was in that situation tbh

this reminds me so much of the scene in finding nemo when bruce goes mad when dory gets a cut :p

So, thinking logically: Jasper goes to school regularly; school is full of students who can easily get cut or scraped in an accident. If he goes bananas over one drop of blood, then it makes no sense to take such risks on an almost daily basis.

It always annoys me that they did this wrong. I mean I guess it's not a big deal but in the book alice was the one that stayed with her the longest (besides Carlisle of course) and in the movie they make her leave in the very beginning when she was actually much stronger than that

I LOVE the Cullen house. Wood and glass surrounded by green woods. Beautiful.

Plot twist: The gift was bandaids.

okay but we're not gonna talk about Carlisle holding up his blood covered hand like 😭 they really tryna catch jasper slipin

let's just talk about how Bella as a human entered a house of vampires like what could go wrong 😂 And Carlisle is amazing.

Not the piano!!

Bella and her magnetism to bad luck😂 you'll know what I mean if you read the books.

Why would he push the crap out of her and make her bleed more!

Fave moments: Bad. Place. To. Get. A. Paper. Cut. " Dating an older women huh? " " It's time you got a decent sound system for that... " Bella falling down stairs at start XD

How do you cut yourself on wrapping paper? Wrapping paper is super thin! And why would you hold up your bloody finger in a room full of vampires? She literally is holding her finger up, as if she wants to show everyone she is bleeding!

the question is what was Alice doing in Bella's bag in the first place

Jasper :😬 Alice:👀 It's ok it's just a little bl- *Turns around* 👫👫👭 Bella :O shit 😬😂👀🗣️

Bella should try to look happier. I get it she is upset about aging but they were all being so nice. I would be thrilled if so many people genuinely showed me love and treated me like family and threw a party like this for my birthday.

so...what was the present?

It was at this point jasper knew...he fuked up 😅

I'm like, "JUST SMILE ONCE BELLA, JUST SMILE!!!"

what if she's on her period...? that couId be a probIem

I met jasper at comic con and got to have a conversation he was a nice handsome guy and friendly.

I love Jasper

If Jasper gets this crazy about a paper cut, I’m sure he’d eat the crap out of someone who’s on their period.

I love how everyone told her what her presents were before she opened them

i just love how protective edward is he will do anything to keep bella safe,im pretty sure the whole landing on the table was not intetional,edward would never hurt bella on porpose he loves her to much.and im pretty sure the docter freaked her out when he ran to her.she breathed in realy hard when he got to her.i bet she thought he was going to bite her.and edward probably felt awful when he saw her arm you could see he felt bad by the way he looked at bella

Alice is like the baby sister you've always wanted

when at 1:50 7 vampires look at her all at once... I pee myself every time

1:50 so 7 vampires... VAMPIRES! all turn their heads at the exact same time, snarling. Then que horror movie synth music and you got a nightmare scenario worthy of any slasher film. seriously, this part always manages to give me the hebe jebe's.

Emmet-"dating an older women...hot." *Edward looks at him like 'wtf?!'*

trust bella to ruin everything

The reason was... Jasper hadn't been in the Cullen family as long as the others (Alice had just found him)... so he hadn't yet 'learned' not to attack humans, as the others had. Remember, they only hunt wild animals.

I’ve literally never gotten a paper cut from wrapping paper in my life... Bella can be so... ‘interesting’ sometimes...

Why is Edward looking mad about all the blood coming from bella's arm when he is the one the threw her

XD Carlisle's awesome - I love when he held up his hand all dramatic with blood on it...perhaps a bit over done but I think he pulled it off nicely - cause he is amazing XD

I love how Edward threw Bella across the whole room because of paper cut and giving her cutting her entire arm 😂 It's called wanted the best but it's turned out as always

lol edward didnt control the strength when he push bella

if Jasper is capable of losing his self-control just because of a little blood from a paper cut, then how does it make sense that he didn't even notice when Bella was bleeding really badly from the injuries she got from James in the first film?

1:50 Mario comes in :D

I love how Rosalie is just standing there doing nothing lol😂

That is one big ass papercut. She instantly started dripping lol.

I always come back to this scene. Since I love Jasper😂 People are like "why did Edward throw her across the room? She bled even more". Well most of the people probably know by now that he most likely didn't know his own strength when pushing her. Especially since he was so focused on getting ready to fight Jasper.

maybe edward looked so angry because his piano got damaged THEORYYYY

The soundtrack of this one was ridiculously awesome

Wtf why would you throw her in a table when you could move her aside

love how rosalie is just doing nothing watching all this lol.

I love how ian somerhalder and nikki reeds' roles are vampire on their films like wow relationship goals 😂😂

I just want to say jasper tried so hard not to loose control in this scene. Im proud of him. Im sure he must of felt incredibly guilty and upset with him self like carlisle said but it would have been good to include in the movie later on someone saying/ (mabye carlisle) reassuring him that it was not his fault.

Twilight: New Moon - “The Cullen’s House” 0:00 Marie Chaboyea & Marie Chaboyea & Marie Chaboyea-Kingbird

At 0:07 Alice pulls Bella before she can take the last step and she almost falls. 😂😂 But anyways ughh emmett be mine 😍😋

In a way, I'm glad this happened. If not, Edward would have found some other reason down the line to leave her. At least he got all his doubts out of the way early on in their relationship. Got it over with, learned their lesson, and now his resolve to stay with her is _truly_ irrevocable. ❤️

Love how Edward walks away it looks like someone who is old and tired of all this

I watch your movies every day

Edward didn't mean to push her he was just trying to protect the one he loves from dying and stop hating on Bella and Kristen Stewart she's an amazing actress and Bella's an amazing character why does everyone hate her so much what's she ever done

Did Carlisle just told Edward to talk to Jasper just after a few seconds Edward pushed him into the piano? That wouldn't be the smartest thing to tell him to do.

If the Cullens through me a birthday party I would do a lot more smiling (and emmet has me dead 😂😂😂)

The harpsichord music in the background reminds me of the one used in Interview With A Vampire, the part where the small vampire girl was trying to cut her hair but found that it kept growing back.

"Dating an older women.. hot!" *Edward glare* "What?"

1:31 alice was just staring at her....

Bella: *gets a papercut* Edward: *Yeets her across the room*

I cant believe this is what causes the break up POOHHH

My theory is that Edward was trying to be careful when trying to push Bella back. Because he’s a vampire he couldn’t help his strength.

I swear this happens in like every vampire movie or show ever- the girl gets a cut, vampire freaks out

I love this clip.. The way he saves Bella

Rosalie and Emmett are so mismatched it's obvious that Emmett was the love em and leave em type of guy, a frat boy, party animal, while Rosalie was classy, elegant, and sophisticated definitely the type of woman that wouldn't put up with Emmett"s shit.

WTF why would you hold up your bloody finger in a house filled with vampire

1:37 "It's Jasper Hale. HALE. NOT CULLEN!"

very good!

Could Bella just once in her life smile? I mean the Cullen’s do so much for her and she is there like she just were on a funeral

Ok this has been bugging me since the beginning. In the first three movies esme's hair is always different. Maybe it's my OCD lol

Love the part nice to have friende that bring gifts

I love Dr. Cullen so much😂😂. I love em all

Dont hate the truck!

Great continuity 1:26 No Alice by the table 1:30 Alice by the table 100% oblivious to everything happening

I watch it a lot and can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

love that line love twilight love it all

The Cullen's = the coolest

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION, THAT IN THE BEGINNING EMMETT SAID " so dating an older woman, huh. "

I think this whole movie is great, and same goes for all of the other twilight's.

I love this song

Who has a papercut that bleeds that much?WTF

*gets paper cut*...*boyfriend throws me across the room*

I love this movie

love edward n bella so muchhhh

This scene is way 2 funny, makes me laugh all the time

if he cldnt, resist her blood, how was he able to attend a high school with humans

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Very good

omg i Carlile (i know i'm spelling that wrong) IS SO FKING COOL!

does anyone have anything to say about Emmett?