Twitch Chat and I invaded Space with Artificial Intelligence 

The fact that Jar-Jar Bink runs outside of his ship in order to catch it only to have the ship leave without him is truly typical lmao

I love how the AI constantly tried to disregard DougDoug's interventions to get back to the story. "You want Mercury? Fuck you, floor is lava there, we go back to Venus"

I thought Jar-Jar was the worst negotiator ever but that whole time he was pulling some actual Bugs Bunny shit. Legend

This AI has the storytelling skill and style of a seven-year-old with ADHD. I love it.

The fact that the sun told the Chaturn empire to “Fuck off” is one of the rawest moments in Doug Doug history

Sun saying FUCK OFF was amazing. Truly a cinematic masterpiece.

I'd like to point out that Master Chief had Cortana, a hyperintelligent A.I capable of reading and understanding all of Earth's and the Covenant's history in under a second, in his head during the chess game with Jar Jar. The fact that Jar Jar won is just another testament to his godly resume.

The Dougtopian emperor and Jar Jar have such a hilarious relationship, I would totally watch a show about the hijinks they get up to.

I love how chat got literal anti-matter bombs for free and then proceeded to never make use of them

I love how Doug keeps trying to conquer more of the solar system but the scientists keep discovering ruins on Mars and mercury

"One twin is normal and one twin is a clone." I love this specific unintentional AI humor

I love how it kept a distinct character for both empires. Chaturn being the lunatic enemies of existence itself and Dougtopia being diplomatic cannibals with dementia

It's worth noting that on three occasions, when jar jar had his life threatened by the emperor (Something he KNEW the emperor would follow through on), he had the *balls* so say "Eh. Whatever."

Groot saying, “I already have a job; I’m a plant” Is such a mood.

Is it only me finding it funny that Yoda introduces himself to Grievous by saying "Hello there"

The speed that chat goes from spamming “rigged” to “planned” is hilarious

My favourite detail of the whole story is that Jar Jar Binks opens every conversation by saying “hi, I’m Jar Jar Binks”

That part about Jar Jar winning every chess match, NOT because he's a good player, but because his matches are so simple and so long the other player loses interest and leaves, was literally the greatest thing ever written by man or machine.

This kinda feels like if you gave a dementia ridden sod a paper and quill, and asked them to write a novel, whilst watching every Star Wars movie at 4x speed. This would be the result of the chain of words I’ve just strung together.

1:59 two humans, one alien, one robot. Sounds kind of hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to me.

i love how the dougtopian’s emperor’s interactions with others goes from “we’re going to skin you alive and eat your body then wear your skin as clothes” to “thanks for being my friend and helping my empire jarjar :)” in 10 seconds

In case you missed it on the actual stream: after Jar Jar takes a giant shit in the Mega Toilet and fucks it up, Chaturn makes ANOTHER Moon Tzu with the rule "no shitting allowed".

The sun saying “fuck off” broke me

The loony tunes bullshit of jarjar starting his ship, realizing its leaving, and then exiting the ship to chase it is so fucking funny

“I already have a job. I’m a plant.” absolutely killed me

Imagine if, 5 years ago someone would have told you that one day, a group of thousands of strangers across the internet would simultaneously think of both Saul Goodman and Jar Jar Binks as two of the greatest political negotiators of all time...

i like how aside from name chats faction is actually fairly consistent. 1. they are devout Catholics with a female pope 2. they are experts in space travel 3. they always go for powerful allies

The Dougtopians evolved from the Otters with short term memory loss in the zoo. They keep going around, leaving ruins, and discovering them later going "Woah! Ruins! Who could've built these?"

I love how whenever the humans on Earth get slightly scared they build a massive robot named the Arbiter and destroy a planet.

Doug: *tries to get the AI to do something* AI: "Anyway, here's more ruins"

I love how this ended up creating three suns, three death stars, and a second moon.

"The first twin is normal but the second one is a clone". I had to stop the video to not die out of laughter! OMG THESE AI WARS ARE AMAZING!!!!

The fact that chat telling sun 3 to fuck off caused Doug to lose control of it made me laugh so hard I started crying. Truly one of chat’s greatest plays to date.

I love how as soon as it transitions from editing Doug to live Doug it goes from ultra serious to silly immediately

I love that Chat kept trying to make things and get people to join them and those people always joined a third faction and started attacking Chat instead.

Okay, I'm at the twenty minute mark. Ghost is hired to kill the emperor, instead becomes the emperor, transitions, impregnates herself, gives birth to a normal baby and a clone of the normal baby, Earth sends the babies to blow up the Death Star, and the babies die. This is some Warhammer 40k ass lore

Doug should’ve told chat “alright, you got the toilet, but ate Moon Tzu. You’re still at 9 points”

I appreciate that the AI was able to keep Jar Jar in character.

I'm actually lightheaded from the bit where Jar-Jar convinces Chaturn to buy Uranus off Chaturn of $1,000,000,000,000

Chat is so incredibly fast to start researching weapons of mass destruction it's highly respectable.

Top moments: -Zeltros Civil War -Both suns telling the empires to fuck off -Dougtopia trying to figure out who their emperor is -Jar jar Binks vs Master Chief Chess game -TOILET -The one morbillion times they found ancient ruins on mars.

Doug: “let’s colonize mercury!” Ai: “so you go to mercury, but you also go to Venus. Then you head to Jupiter and find tunnels in the *gas* giant. All the while you’re colonizing mars. Oh, and you abandoned mercury.”

I love how the AI built an entire 3rd faction in *both* stories

I love how chat will go “LETS GO” when they get the most random thing, but say “RIGGED” when Doug acquires anything

I love that the whole dougtopian emperor deal was so confusing that the dougtopian empire themselves just put out a reward to figure that shit out

I love that the Dougtopian Emporer's relationship with JarJar pends on the fact he keeps threatening to KILL and EAT HIM and his bones and wear him as clothes.... What a beautiful friendship!

The humans of earth should have been an actual faction throughout the game

I love that Jar Jar made Chaturn pay 1 trillion dollars for their own planet

I love how the situation went from "Chat trying to sell Jar Jar a planet they didn't own for an absurd amount of money" to "Chat giving Jar Jar an absurd amount of money they probably shouldn't have had and convincing Jar Jar that he just sold them Uranus." They even had the chance to stop Jar Jar from cashing the check but they chose literal toilet humor instead. Chat really is the embodiment of "Rule of Cool".

Jar jar: i want to buy your planet Chat: $10 billion Jj: thats a lot Chat: $100 billion Jj: way too much Chat: heres a trillion dollars Jj: *leaves*

I feel like "Chaturn" is underrated for how good of a name it is for Twitch Chat's planet. Also love how, cus a Space Adventure is legitimately something Novel AI is trained for, all of the prompts have elements of cliché alien adventures that the AI attempts to flesh out more. xD

Holy crap Jar Jar is a genius. He somehow directed that conversation into being paid 1 trillion dollars for something they already had.

Funny how the one time Doug goes off the rails and hires jar jar binks, is the one time he actually poses a threat to chat

11:30 The sun’s response had me rolling

The entirety of ALL of this, culminated in a toilet joke

Dougdoug: Let's go to Mercury. AI: Nah you're going to Venus. Dougdoug: But Mercury- AI: YOU'RE GOING TO VENUS

Doug stubbornly insisting that Jar Jar and the Dougtopian Emperor are still on good terms after the Emeperor told Jar Jar that he’d skin him alive and wear his skin like clothing is the funniest shit I’ve seen all month 😂😂

Wait, I just realized.. They technically ate Moon Tzu, thus it doesn't exist and isn't a structure and therefore Chaturn would be at 9 points, still at game point.

‘I already have a job. I’m a plant’ (46:31) is the best quote in the history of quotes!

Some NovelAI tips: Use three asterisks with a newline before a redirect prompt so that the scene switches and the AI won't be too fixated on a specific point. Find the Gear Icon, go to AI Settings > Enable "Continue Response to End of Sentence" This ensures that the last generation is a full coherent sentence. Lore Book - This could be a place where you could state who is affiliated with who like so: [Affiliation: Chaturn] You could also mess around with the config preset and the generation options, if you want the results to be more varied or restricted. If your setting calls for a specific genre or writing style, you could add a module by going into the Story Tab.

Chat sends a 2 day old duckling to colonize the andromeda galaxy, it does it with ease in 20 minutes. Doug sends god to grab a peanut of a table, god gets designated by the peanut and becomes a black hole killing all of Doug's troops.

I feel like, if the roles had been reversed, chat would’ve argued Doug didn’t win because Moon Tzu got eaten, so it was really just exchanging the Moon for the Mega-toilet

The whole Yoda Emperor saga really got me. I'm pretty sure Yoda causes a crisis of succession in Dougtopia by making an offhanded joke about being the real Emperor.

To this day, I still feel very proud of being the one who proposed sending Doom guy to kill the sun.

I love how chat tried to research Master chief and he’s already being executed at the start of the paragraph.

It was really cool to see this prediction, I can't wait until real life plays out exactly like this!

“I already have a job. I’m a plant.” ―Groot What a legend

AI: "You have succesfully trained Spartan 117." Chat: "Do we get him?" AI: "Haha, no here are human controlled humans from Earth who hate you instead."

Chat should have hired Commander Shephard and his Normandy 2 crew. Not only is it a specialized task force consisting of the best in the Milky Way Galaxy, but Shepard has the charisma to bring people together and fight for a singular cause. They always go for Master Chief and Doom Guy though who are just anti-social powerhouses. I'm surprised they haven't tried to hire Samus Aran too. lmao

I love the world building and plot structure. This needs to be made into a sci-fi tv series.

I love how just because Chat randomly chose the Vatican in the first AI game, the "Space Pope" is a reocurring character in the Doug Expanded Universe

I love these AI stories so much. First General Iron Balls, now yelling at the sun to "fuck off". Both have had me laughing harder than I've laughed in years

The sequence of Ghost becoming the emperor, transitioning, becoming the emperor's wife, then impregnating the empress had me on the floor

Funny timestamps: 3:44 Doug tries to keep the ai on track with Mercury but the ai is adamant about going to Venus instead, even after he redirects it lol 6:29 the *human-controlled humans* 9:43 Doug: Let's focus on Mercury. Ai: *How about no* 10:41 *On Earth,* they find ruins *on Mars.* Wait a second... 12:24 The Sun tells Dr Hasley to *f**** *off* 14:15 lol "The sun did... turn off, apparently..." 16:06 EeEee deEEe eeEeEE 16:41 "What does this do for you? Oh, 'cuz the sun was mean you destroyed it" 18:36 We'll just take you to the moon and *leave you there* 21:26 Let's make Ghost the new emperor, make the emperor its own separate character, only to reveal that Ghost is the empress while also impregnating... the empress. Okay, my summary of that segment made about as much sense as the segment itself lol 23:41 The program once again not caring about Doug's random plot twists and goes back to *"ruins on Mars on Earth, alien city, must explore"* 24:53 "I'll have you EXECUTED!" *"Eh, whatever"* 25:52 the sun is *blown up* 💣☀️💣 27:29 After his rabbit-hole story is interrupted, JJB is just like "nope" and goes into an infinite loop 29:11 "Let's do something!' *"Ooh, ruins on Mars"* "NO NOT THIS AGAIN!" 32:34 "Build a sun that is beautiful, powerful, and loving." *"No, we'll build one that is ugly, weak, and mean."* 35:13 And now JJB is threatened with death for, uh, wanting to stay on a planet. 37:58 Um... 41:37 *Way to keep it subtle* 42:37 lol these options are hilarious *pour water on the sun* and *blow up Yoda* for no reason 43:47 lol 51:06 Wait for it... 🚽 57:44 Chess time ♟️♟️♟️ 1:01:28 "I can't let you guys build a victory toilet 🚽🪠" 1:03:04 😂 that sound effect 1:04:52 "covered the moon in a giant pile of sh1t" -NovelAI, 2022 Also found it funny that they kept trying to create immortal superhumans but they didn't do anything, but JarJar was an MVP and kept reappearing in both routes

Doing these AI generated stories is like playing with a DM who tries to throw in a new plot twist every turn.

Chat going nuts over “hello there, general grievous” is a thing of beauty

Each AI battle gets more and more incomprehensible and I love it. We've gone from making a deal with Satan to Saul Goodman becoming an angel and legally acquiring Jesus to Jar Jar Binks using space magic to make the world forget about him. And meanwhile, on Earth, the Dougtopians have discovered strange ruins on Mars. They're sure these ruins were built by intelligent beings. But how did they get from Mars to the Earth? Then the scientists realize something: the ruins look very similar to the structures found in Mercury.

JarJar was originally going to be an undercover Sith Lord, the strongest of all and the emperor. So the Ai making Yoda know that JarJar is the emperor is like a reference.

If you think about it, Chat ate Moon Tsu and because of that, stays at 9 points after building the mega-toilet. Anyways, I dont want this series to end, its absolutely great.

I like how when the civil war is happening some random guy in chat is just like "can we have a monkey"

I like to see the AI as like a toddler and chat and Doug are both trying to coinvince it to do certains tasks, but then it's like NO! RUINED CITY ON MARS AND SPACE COVENANT HUMAN PEOPLE

The AI giving Doug every Star Wars character ever was great.

i love how jar jar got told "we'll eat your bones" and he just said "WELP, CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. YOU GOT ME THERE, BUDDY"

The sun telling Twitch Chat to "Fuck off!" Is one of the funniest moments in DougDoug history

I love how the AI started out on Chats story and immediately decided to turn them into the villain of their own story, and also refused to let Doug colonise Mercury

i really love that sun 3 got so upset about being told to fuck off that it decided not only leave dug but it just left the story entirely.

Technically, Twitch Chat never won because they ate Moon Tzu, which would lose them a point.

A universe wide death ring gets introduced at the start and then completely ignored for space shenanigans and I'm all for it

There’s something incredible about the idea of spartan 117 being genetically engineered, and then immediately throwing that out and putting him on an artificial body

AI: and i will draw DISCOVER RUINS ON MARS, allowing me to draw 3 new cards from my deck! doug: THATS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS

6:47 I love how the AI completely ignored everything Doug just said and immediately went back to its own story.

Would love to see a 3 way AI battle with chat spilt into A crew and Z crew

I feel like this is a new genre of content that we never knew we needed but can’t live without.

36:57 greatest Chaturn backfire of the video

Doug should have gotten a special resource because when the sun turns off the sun says “he will give them my his power and turn off light completely.”

Dr. Halsey telling Sun 3 to Fuck Off broke me. I laughed so hard it was the deep, uncontrollable belly-laugh that turned into crying with snot pouring down my face as I rolled on the floor laughing. I haven't laughed that hard in like a decade. Thank you Chat, Novel AI, and Doug you've broken me.

I love the fact that chat always makes the most epic moves to end the war. First they made a deal with the devil, then kidnapped Jesús and legally acquired heaven and now they build a victory toilet the size of the Uranus

Videos like this always give me firm reassure that AI won’t ever completely replace writers

I love these. The remind me of a game I made up and used to play with my friends when I was younger. I called it the Mountain Game and the goal was to make it to the top of (or down from in some cases) a mountain. I would draw a series of grids to represent maps of different parts of the mountain and have different obstacles. A solid dot at an intersection represented a bomb of some sort that was usually instant death (unless you had certain items that would save you). A circle outline over an intersection was a life or death situation where I would make up a random scenario (anything from natural disasters, animals, enemies, monsters, aliens, whatever) that I would basically rp with the person. Initially I would give them a 50/50 shot at living, but eventually I got into the habit of rp'ing and doing d20 rolls to determine if they survive. A square outline over an intersection represented a social encounter where they would interact with someone else on the mountain. Sometimes it would end up with them being an enemy or killing the player and sometimes they would give you helpful items or warn you about dangerous spots on the map. An X over an intersection represented an animal attack, these were also usually instant death unless you had an item to save you. Finally, a black square inside of one of the SPACES on the map was a secret room that could be entered from any of the adjacent intersections and was similar to a life or death situation, except based around a puzzle instead. If the player was successful then they would get an item to help them. I thought up all sorts of stuff like grappling guns that could skip you ahead several spaces and avoid obstacles, weapons with limited ammo or uses, fairies that would bring you back to life but only in a few turns before they suffocate inside the bottle you keep them in, all sorts of stuff. My friends and I would play the game during lunch at school and I was always drawing up new grids and stuff. Only one person ever won a game before I made it easier and more rp focused over time, but we just had fun thinking of dumb scenarios to survive. These streams with chat have the same sort of energy that playing the Mountain Game with my friends had.

Love how the AI seems to slowly catch on to how batshit insane chat is and just runs with it