Twitch Chat and I Invaded a Zoo with Artificial Intelligence 

If you ever think that something is impossible, just remember that twitch chat managed to create an animal that looks like a female gorilla holding a gun by trying to breed fish and a giraffe/otter hybrid.

I think the best part of this video is when that one chatter got legitimately annoyed that Doug couldn’t find pictures of female gorillas and was explaining gorilla sexual dimorphism

Pretty funny that the AI continues to recognize the lamas have guns but insists they use their tiny wieners for combat purposes.

I love that Parkzer was utterly confused by what Doug was asking, and then is defending chat on why a koala version of himself should be responsible for the birth of fish bears

"Well, if you want to eat a horse, we have one for you. Only it's a dead gorilla." - The Cult of Chotters 2022

SPOILERS: My favorite part was when the penguins gained sentience somehow and were really confused on the dead gorilla offering and called out chat for making decisions that they thought were funny rather than being rational.

Parkzer: *clearly exhausted, confused, and cranky at a random hotel* Doug:🐟+🍆🐨…🤔?

So chat owns Europe, the USA, and the entirety of space while Doug owns a random zoo?

Imagine the people near parkzer hearing him talk on the phone but having no context

The fact no one tried to resurrect Harambe disappoints me immeasurably

30:05 i seriously can't stop thinking about parkzer's message here. roe being his "fourth favorite sushi dish" is one of the funniest fucking bits of lore i've ever heard a real person drop because 4 is just.. that's such a weird number of favorites to have. having a #1 dish is fine, having a top 3 lineup is fine, but anything past 3 seems to imply he keeps an organized running list of _every single sushi dish_ ranked by personal taste, which is actually 100% consistent with everything we have ever seen parkzer do and say. it just hits that signature parkzer so-normal-it's-bizarre sweet spot in a way that im dubbing 'radical straightman-ism'

I just love how the AI always kept stating that Doug's team had tiny wieners

i love how we went from literal space wars to The Zoo

After conquering the solar system, Doug and Chat had to go even farther than before, on a completely new scale. They set their eyes on conquering a ZOO

Underrated moment in this video has to be the AI giving the Chotters a leader (Wiggly) and three lieutenants (Shiver, Hosepipe, and Zoot)... Only to immediately embrace the "short-term memory loss" trait the next turn, and never mention the Chotter lieutenants for the rest of the game.

I love that Parkzer can be doing anything and will immediately drop it because Doug called. Parkzer was so confused so he checked out what was happening and then genuinely started lawyer-ing for the Chotters

I can't believe I got hyped to hear that a goldfish's father was in fact the zoo welcome sign.

God, I can't stop laughing at Parkzer's complete and utter confusion, poor dude 😂😅

Parkzer is the mvp of this one. My guy was clearly having a bad day during the first call and assumed he was getting a call from Doug, not Douglas Douglas. Gets immediately asked "What if you were a koala breeding a goldfish?" with no explanation. 2nd call you can hear him dip into character when he answers before talking, even though clearly still frustrated. Then he pops in and is completely on board by the time he starts chatting. Gets another call, is clearly in a much better mood now after interacting with stream and chat. A true bro, and a true bromance.

I love how Butch's response to almost everything is " I'm a gorilla. "

'Intelligence' is a strong term for this stream

Finally! So proud of Doug for finally winning one! Also, Doug and Parkzer's conversations all ending with "love you, bye" "ok" is just hilarious.

The irony of the sagittal crest stuff is that, obviously some people in chat dramatized it but they were right that the sagittal crest is a real thing that's part of primatology but like the boy who cried wolf since twich chat makes up so much crap doug didn't believe them. lmao

An idea: fighting as grocery products in a mall/grocery store, so like an annoying orange, sentient microwave monks, rabbid furbies, or an army of manniquin popes. Doug Doug would obviously be a bell pepper legion.

I do enjoy how Parkzer goes along with Doug's crazy antics while he's streaming. He's such a great part of the channel. Congrats to Doug on his victory!

Parkzer really is the main character. No one says things like 'clown fiesta' if they aren't the main character

the fact that doug just forgets that the cult of chotters has short term memory loss is hilarious

Man huge props to Parkzer for fully indulging in the nonsense once he joined in the chat

The ending is one to behold. Truly a Douglas Douglas moment.

DougDoug losing to the Chat must feel like losing Smash Bros to a toddler who is only pressing random buttons

“Parkzer kept on spraying mayo on the hippos” is DEFINITELY the weirdest sentence I’ve heard today 39:49

I love how the Dougama Herd coincidentally captures the Welcome Sign on four different occasions.

I can't believe that all these years it was actually us that killed Harambe... what have we done?

I love these AI story videos so much. It goes off the rails so much and they make me lose my mind laughing. Thank you so much for making these.

The monkeys being disguised as gorillas completely broke me and I just started uncontrollably cackling

...you ever wonder if Parkzer will get a client and then they'll just randomly in the middle of consultation, go 'Wait, are you Parkzer, the koala lawyer who tried to mate with a goldfish but couldn't because they were gay?'

I have an idea for this to make this fun series even more chaotic: *taking over parts of time with a time machine*

As a primatology student, the sagittal crest saga was probably one of the funniest things that happened on this channel

Missed opportunity from Twitch chat to call themselves the "Otter-man Empire"

I just love how quickly and thoroughly chat was willing to play along with the short-term memory loss bit. Kudos, chat!

I love how they tried to argue that the children belonged to the chat. "See I know I ate your babies, but you wouldn't have even HAD these new babies if it weren't for me, so I own them actually."

He went from America, to Europe, then the galaxy. Since it’s harder to get bigger, he is now going smaller. I imagine the next episode will be about dominating a backyard or something of that nature, then a living room, then a carpet, and eventually using ai to see who would win in a Petri dish.

The AI starts with roasting doug..idk why but strangely, it feels in character

i absolutely adore the little pause between "bye Parkzer, love you!" and "..okay, bye,"; it seems like it's filled with contemplation, resignation, and acceptance all at once. he's a saint for putting up with your antics lmao

The monkeys using gorilla suits is like a mech

I appreciate that Parkzer started by being confused and uninterested, but eventually came to fight for custody over the fish-bears.

Whenever Doug calls Parkzer he is always in the strangest situations

I love how he went from invading space to invading a zoo

PLEASE never end this series!!!

Surprised we didn’t have the hair giraffes try and eat the other hair giraffes since they were cannibals. Or have the crocodiles accidentally combust in front of the pandas who are afraid of red

Chat's approach of breeding everything is actually genius. With every new species they create, they create a new point that did not exist before. So all they need to do is create more species than there are in the zoo in the first place and win by swarm mentality.

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years. Please never stop this series.

was wondering where it would go after the solar system. this seems like the natural progression of things yeah

Doug won by exploiting Chat’s weakness, having short term memory loss. Quite the satisfying victory I say. Too bad Doug Doug dropped the W

I've easily watched this 20 times since it came out. Hearing "They are led by an alpaca named Precious, who has a Very small penis" still makes me burst out laughing every single time🤣

This is the first video of this type I’ve watched and holy crap this was intense. I was genuinely invested in the story.

The crocodile bit was unironically so cohesive it feels like a real person wrote it. And that ending... that was an ending for the ages

I half expected the Fish-Sign Hybrid's Trait to be "Dead" so he'd instantly lose it again xD

I like how Doug tries to make sense with his invasion while chat is just like I make my otters into nukes

Doug: I finally won an AI invasion stream! Parkzer: Are you sure about that?

Next time: Doug and Chat conquer a playground! Who will control the monkey-bars?

Parkzer is like the most straightforward, brutaly honest, polite person on the planet. How is he a real person.

The AI is always interested in helping its own story. It doesn't matter what Doug types, the next line the AI generates is almost always "But/Unfortunately, that didn't work lol"

Doug you should do a stream where you are a beekeeper and twitch chat are the bees whenever they type in chat three promps can be activated every 5 minutes per person. 1: Sting; plays some annoying noise but blocks them from chatting for 2 hours 2: GATHER; collects pollen (a resource) 3: Breed; costs some pollen (like 100) and unblocks one person from typing you can convert 10 pollen to 1 honey Your job is to collect above a certain amount of honey, their job is to have above a certain amount of bees and pollen before the stream ends pretty much you have to convince chat to not kill off the entire colony before 30 minutes have past so you can steal from them

How much of Doug's chaos do you think Parker is used to?

Congrats on having Dougdoug Clips officially join the team! That’s really exciting!

"Since when is the cult of Chotters above anyone's dignity or honor" is unironically a pretty cold line.

3:39 not even 4 minutes in and this is already wild💀

I actually caught the end of this livestream and let me say, it was exactly as intense as it looked. Congrats Doug.

I love how parkzer’s legal argument is “I caused the fish to mate, so their my kids” meaning anyone who successfully set 2 people up to dates has a legal right to their children

I think Parkzer should be a third player in the next game. Also the next game should be about rival drug cartels.

My god, we need more of this. This is perhaps the most entertaining board game I have ever witnessed.

The ending is just the ai telling doug that he cheated too much and that he was disqualified

Doug saying “Love you” to Parkzer and him responding with “Okay” summarizes their relationship pretty well.

I've been binge watching your videos and you make my work days go by so fast you and chat sync so well and are so hilarious

Parkzer tried to seduce the goldfish but they refused him claiming they were gay... but they were all pregnant... they were so digusted by the idea they pretended to be gay.

Great video, but I had an extremely difficult time trying to explain what I was laughing so hard at to my mom.

Definitely appreciate taking things down in scale. This one was the funniest yet. Wish I had made it to that stream.

I just want to say I haven’t laughed this hard in forever at a RU-vid video 😂 I love the Chat vs Doug AI series ❤

Doug, you should do this with Parkzer being and controlling a third faction.

you could do a “twitch chat invades the supermarket” where twitch chat takes over different sections/isles of a supermarket, like produce, toys, clothing, pets, etc… or perhaps “twitch chat invades the US government” since there are different branches if government, along with multiple divisions of each branch… it could even bring back saul goodman with the divisions of the judicial branch so much to invade, such little time edit: i liked the twitch chat invades the human body idea

I was about to question why not represent the Fish Bears with a picture of that sea bear thing from SpongeBob but then I remembered they look exactly like they hair giraffes.

These videos never fail to devolve into a shitshow of insanity & I love it.

Never stop these. Most entertaining videos on RU-vid. This would also make one incredible book

I like how Doug said he won't make evrey one a video yet he's made all four so far videos. And that all are Great so far.

this one was extremely close, but seeing doug win actually win instead of being destroyed by chat's plot armor was crazy also the part where Parkzer kept saying "WHY WONT YOU EAT MY BANANAS?!" was extremely funny

At least Quagmire didn't get to this zoo. LMAO You know with the giraffe, it's canon!

If Harambe had a gun, he would still be with us.

this guy went from invading the solar system to invading less than a square mile

Parkzers character development from a professional lawyer that regained possession of his fish bear children to a crazed beast desperate for Harambe to touch his bananas is truly heartbreaking.

I really hope you end up doing more of these. These are definitely some of my favorite videos on the channel. Just to throw out an idea, how about "Doug and Twitch Chat invade Skyrim"?

best video ive ever seen from doug ... we need more like this .. ive seen it like 8 times now

4:29 Elephant: I am an Elephant Wiggly: and I took that personally

This was one amazing and confusing hour of my life that I needed

I love this series so much , please continue it!

the sign was the best part what a comeback and comedy turn, there was even a Maury Povich episode in here. Legendary

And thus, the great Twitch chat and dougdoug war continues.

I love the long running quest of Doug trying to get Parkzer to say "I love you" back.

HONESTLY these are my favourite kind of videos you do! Not to say the rest isn't great because they are!! But these are something special man 🤣🤣

Doug wins by breeding, classic Doug