This video was mercifully put together JUST before Elon decided that we only deserved 600 tweets a day. I sift through thousands of tweets daily for content so this is certainly a pain for me, but fear not!! NOTHING stops Matt Rose Mondays 💪
I'm sure to pause the video before drinking water or any beverage because I have nearly choked to death on water from jokes before. Be careful with that too
Admitting any crime online has zero repercussions as they can’t technically prove that you typed it out and that someone wasn’t on your account. It only really matters if they already catch you for a crime
@@Fdjfdjfdj-w4ebruh you say that as if half the people online don’t talk about their drug dealers lol it doesn’t even give away what drug it is so it doesn’t really mean anything
Here's an idea: Crazy, stupid and downright destructive shit kids do on their parents' phones. My aunt told me a story recently. She had accidentally sent a random guy 1000 swedish crowns (about 100$) and contacted him. He was a decent guy and she got her money back, but she didn't delete him from her contacts. Then her 4 year old son sent him an invite to some form of Super Mario game 💀
don't got kids, but i was babysitting once and the older kid tried to get free fortnite vbucks using my phone. needless to say, he had installed several viruses.
fuckin hell seriously, had to make an twitter account because most of the artists i follow and irl friends are active there, still gaining the courage to open the app :/
You should do a video about people misunderstanding words because of the person’s accent. My french friend did a presentation about meditation and it follows as this: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me sitting on the floor. What he said: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me SHitting on the floor. The whole class laughed as he walked confused out.
You should make a video about people’s weirdest intrusive thoughts. I’ll start. I was taking a morning walk in the Wasatch Mountains in stunningly beautiful northern Utah. I was enjoying hearing the birds sing, the wind rushing through the trees, and the river rushing by… then the crystal clear image of Winnie the Pooh twerking invaded my brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for the rest of the hike.
Sometimes when I'm somewhere laughing in public to seemingly nothing, it's actually because my goofy lil brain decided it was a great time to remember a random scene from a RU-vid Poop.
@@Phoeeebs I have the magical combination of ADHD and an excellent memory. At any moment, a completely random meme or just something I found funny will surface out of nowhere and make me laugh. Even if I’m in the middle of a conversation. I was talking to my dad, and that video of that girl drinking a soda from Burger King and then screaming “YEAH!!!!” popped into my mind and I started laughing all of a sudden.
@@MarbleFox162 I have a serious problem where I laugh ridiculously hard for no reason. Like, I’ll just think of a character I like from a show or something and FALL OVER LAUGHING. Then when people ask me why I’m laughing I’m like ‘honestly idk’
I once sent an old middle school bully of mine a snapchat that i meant to sent my sister where I was saying it was hard to respect our dad cause he said the n-word (he's a white boomer) and I still think about it to this day
I wonder how Matt will continue these videos with Twitter rate limiting the number of tweets one can view daily. He will definitely have to take a Twitter Blue subscription but I'm afraid even 6000 tweets/day might be insufficient for the amount of browsing these videos need.
This dream happened last night and this is what happened: in the dream I woke up to the Duolingo owl saying "I'm in your house. You shall now die." Then Matt Rose HIMSELF came running in and shouted "AVACADOS" I'm assuming it was meant to be the death spell from Harry Potter, then the owl said "ASPARAGUS" and flew away singing a song about ducks. I woke up in historical laughter and thought my koala balloon, was Duolingo owl coming to haunt me.
"Historical Laughter" is now what I'm going to call the aftermath of any oft-told funny bits. Family stories, classic stories of friends, beloved funny quoted movie/tv/etc lines... I guarantee that I'll be using it in my call w my friend tomorrow morning. Likely it'll be a thing for us...forever. Thank You. ...also, cool dream & I kinda envy your koala balloon bc, Who Wouldn't want one?
I mean, if it's just furry art, I don't think any parent would be really against that. they don't have the gen z mindset of hating furries. However, if it's yiff.... Rip.
Hey Matt I think you should do a video about actors and celeberities getting misnamed. I'll start. My mom once told me a story where back when she was 16, her mom/my grandma wanted to talk about how much she liked the Death Wish movie series actor Charles Bronson but because she didn't quite remember the name right it ended up coming out as something like "I really sure do like that Charles Manson".
It blows my mind that people still use snapchat, but I wonder if it's because I'm no longer in high school (and haven't been for years now). I think last year some guy asked for my snapchat and my immediate response was to say "are you 15?". I turned right back around and walked away. Didn't even know how to process his question lol...
I don't even know what snapchat is, so I assume if it's a social media thing that I'm not aware of it must be something kids do. Your reaction sounds reasonable to me.
4:22 why would anyone use Snapchat as mirror lol you could easily end up sending stuff like that by accident. Use your front camera or just a regular small mirror in your house
Year 11 Kid snaps him... _playing_ to about 50 people, including year 7s (11 yr olds) on accident (how?) I have no idea how he didn't get punished by that, especially when it happened *a second time.*
Here is a more somewhat accurate way of pronouncing "there is a chicken rooster following me around the pool" because i am an annoying norwegian: Dhere is ah shicken ruuster following me araund deh puul (but the Rs are pronounced differently) edit: forgot the most important part, talk up and down, kinda like singing and pretend ur the juhuu big summer blowout dude
Matt, if you're struggling with a Norwegian accent, you should listen to Jens Stoltenberg talk. He has the HEAVIEST accent I've ever heard from a Norwegian.
MATT ROSE. NEW VIDEO IDEA. I’m sure there’s many times someone has had an embarrassing moment from someone walking in on them watching a video or something. Here’s mine: I was sitting at a church service that I came to last minute. I was doing homework before I left while watching a video. While the preacher was talking, and the church was dead silent, I decided to open my phone to text someone or something. I unlock it, and it suddenly goes “HE NEEDS SOME MILK” really loud. It was very embarrassing i love my life 💀👍
RU-vid glitched and showed weird chapter markings - so most of the video is part of the chapter “noodles” And now I want noodles Thanks RU-vid (I now realise how off-topic this is lol)
