Any such similar stories do feel free to pop in this thread. I'll start - a few months ago my Grandma's guide dog slipped its leash whilst she was at church for mass. Dog pounced on the priest and gobbled all the communion wafers before it could be wrangled. My Grandma, of course, was blindly unaware as to what the hell this commotion was going on in her church.
To anyone who doesn’t have a pet this video was probably horrifying, to people who do have a pet they’re probably just sitting here like “yeah, that happens.”
I think my German shepherd was a bit more nice than the lets in this Video the worst thing he did was eat his own poop when he got older which is still normal
@@MeLoNarXo One time when I was younger my cat started pooping in the corner (literally right next to the litter box, the box was clean too) and the baby sitter we had threw a toy at her. My cat got scared and the poop turned into diarrhea that ended up on the wall. The baby sitter had to clean it up. Also, not really the cats fault either.
My cat woke everyone in my apartment up in the dead of night. She'd climbed up onto my exercise ball and the ball did not appreciate kitty claws. It didn't just pop it went off with a noise like a GUN SHOT, I've never seen a cat scream out of a room so fast. The ball was FUBAR, and the cat is 18 now. Still love her though.
had a dog named "cinderella" once (we let my dad name her). she was in fact the opposite of a princess. imagine a big dog, like a german shepherd, or something, chewing through an entire phone book. weird, but not impossible, right? well, miss cinderella was a mini schnauzer less than 6 months old. i had never heard of a dog psychologist until my family had to take her to one...
I had a pet dwarf bunny named Titus after the Roman emperor. Also my dad's suggestion. A cute little round floof with big floppy ears who loved cuddles.
List of things my dog has eaten: -Underwear -Used pads -Rabbit shit -About 50 pencils -A chocolate orange my mom wrapped up for Christmas -My 3DS -An entire couch cushion List of things my dog won't eat: -Dry dog treats
My cat learned how to meow the word "Hello", she purposefully made sure that it sounded exactly like a person saying it too. She used it to scare awake me or my parents up in the middle of the night paired with her knowing how to open doors too so I'd wake up in the middle of the night and hear a voice that sounded like a kid saying hello then my bedroom door would swing open and scare me. She did this like 16 times until she died of old age.
My mom spent the better part of a year growing these fancy blue pumpkins that someone gifted her. We’d gotten our retriever probably a few months before the fruit had started growing. My mom brings our dog down to the garden to check on the first pumpkin, which was about the size of a fist at this point. While she’s not looking, the dog plucks the pumpkin and carries it off into the yard, looking so proud of the new “ball” she’d found. None of the other pumpkins grew in.
_(This is more annoying than anything else.)_ I own a cat _(Shrödy, named after Shrödinger's cat)_ who is head over paws in love with me. She follows me just about everywhere. If I do the laundry, she follows me downstairs. Like , I can't brush my teeth without her jumping on the sink, making me spit over her body that she puts in the way. This makes any home improvement project even more problematic, cause she just sits all over the project and trills and meows for pets, or wants to play with little screws and wire nuts. *ARGH!* 😠 Regardless, I moved into my new house a couple of years ago. I decided to put flappy cat doors going to every room, because I wanted my cat to have maximum freedom. Hopefully, she would find other things to do than bother me constantly. _Boy, was I wrong..._ Now every time I take a crap, she visits me, the little pooper snooper. If I don't pet her constantly, she nuzzles my sensitive thigh. If I continue to ignore her, she _"love bites"_ my ass! I can't crap in peace anymore without Shrödy, the Butt-Muncher, surprising me by sinking her pointy sharp teeth in my _"booty fold"_ that hangs over the toilet seat. 😫 She's like the overly attracted girlfriend meme, but she's a cat. 🙄
@@Mythicalregretevator while I'm not obese (I weigh 208 as of this morning) I do have some flab on my butt cheeks. It makes a "muffin top" on my small toilet seat. Does that help?
The ending made me cry. I lost dog recently and was trying to use my unhealthy coping mechanisms, but now you made me express emotions. Good job Matt, hope you’re happy cause I’m not
It's a slow and neverending process to grieve. I still call my grandmother's dog, a yorkie called Oliver, by the name of the yorkie my family had growing up. And then I catch myself and I pause and I have to remember Bailey died four years ago. It's hard. Remembering, oddly, helps.
i used to have a male labrador dog (we have to give him back to the shelter after some events happened.) i was pretty young when he had him for the short time we did. the worst thing i can remember him doing was that he ate an entire 24 pack of crayola sidewalk chalk in the middle of the night, then in the morning proceeded to take the largest, most colorful poop of his doggy life. he then smelled it for a bit, ate it, vomited it up, and liquid squirted out the rest. both the vomit and the second round of turds were laced with vibrant pastel colors
our first cat was literally hellspawn; - the other cats in our neighbourhood didn't come near our house for a good 4-5 years after she passed out of terror - once she climbed into my dad's new and quite expensive coat, got stuck in the sleeve, screamed until they were forced to cut her out with a pair of scissors (forever ruining the coat) then bit my dad so hard he had to go to the hospital - attempting to eat my brother's goldfish multiple times - when i was a baby she'd go to sleep on my face quite regularly, so sometimes i'd end up waking up at 4am unable to breathe/see - back when my dad lived in a flat, she used to sit on the balcony and scream until the little jack russell downstairs started losing his shit, then just sit there and watch him go insane like some kind of sadist. - while my dad was in said flat, she once climbed out of the bathroom window and sat on top of the window frame before quickly realising they were about 20 stories in the air and she couldn't really fit on there, so had to sit there and screech until someone came to help her. - literally got run over on six separate occasions, two of which by my uncle, and barely even acknowledged it. she lived until she was like, 16. convinced if there's a devil he inhabited holly.
Our first dog when I was little was a sweetheart. The gentlest little doggie, timid and empathetic. She was feeling sick one night. We were trying to comfort her. Mom had her on her lap. Suddenly, Daisy sat up and her ears went flat against her head. She slowly looked up at mom very guiltily and tensed up. “If you throw up on me,” mom warned, “you’re a dead dog-!” Daisy immediately emptied her stomach contents onto a steaming pile of puppy barf onto mom’s chest. She slowly looked back up at mom with a deeply apologetic look on her face and stared at her. I got to witness this as it was happening. I was breathlessly howling with laughter, rolling on the carpet while mom, unsure whether to laugh or cry, just stared back at Daisy. For like ten whole seconds of unmoving shock. We still laugh about it. And no, mom did not get angry with her, it was to funny and pitiable. Daisy was a genuine angel. I would elaborate, but I don’t want to make anyone else cry as I am. Cherish your pets. You have no idea how much you really love them until they’re gone. ❤️
I am in absolute tears....thanks for these laughs. Here are a few from my family: MIL's dog would lay protest poops if she was leaving "outside of the approved schedule", and just like that cat, by the front door, to spread "the cheer". Said dog got to know my old dog, who I still miss. She was chill in person. Puppy running over her? Meh! Buddy's 2-year old poking her finger in dog's eye and butt? Meh! So we come to visit, she literally grabs him with her front paws and humps him, right after we entered the house. We were mortified. She also casually stole a loaf of fresh bread off the counter, chewed through the bag and downed the whole thing, she licked butter, stole goldfish crackers out of kids' hands, chips out of people's hands, any food reachable was fair game, from ham to ice cream, she also busted through the fence, got into neighbour's house and hoovered their dog's food. One trip to the off-leash, she found another dog's poop, so she laid on it with her head and pushed it along for like 50 ft. We drove home with open windows, in the midst of winter.
Several years ago my depression was severe, I hadn't cleaned the house in almost a year. One day it was like a flip switched, I was feeling great and decided to clean. There were a couple bags filled with garbage from the floor, old food, cigarettes and ashes. I had to run out and came back. Beagle tore open the bags, crap that I spent all day cleaning up was back all over the floor. Fell to my knees and sobbed as my beagle wagged her tail. This is one of many horrible stories from that dog, we still laugh at them all and miss that evil dog.
My Grandma's cat ate my homework. I had to then explain that to my teacher the next day. She hated me, so she refused to call my parents to confirm this and just gave me afterschool detention. Dad comes to pick me up and when he tells her I wasn't lying she just laughs it off "Oh really, I didn't know that really happened" like she hadn't just yelled at me in front of the whole class and wasted an hour and a half of both mine and my Dad's time.
I used to have a cat who would occasionally get diarrhea. Whenever it happened she would get scared and start running around the house. We had to replace a lot of furniture. Also, I feel so bad for the kid whose prosthetic was stolen! That must have been so expensive to replace!
@@SIS3W3N I’m guessing that’s a posh joke, but I have no clue what gauche means and I’m currently eating a chocolate cake with my bare fingers, so yeah.
Our old dog Sophie, been gone since about 2016, was a really sweet Greyhound/border collie mix. The worst thing I can recall her doing is literally knocking our sliding glass door off of its rails from pure joy after we got back home from a 1 week vacation.
Hid his suffering from us until it was too late 💔 I miss you Sam, you were my rock and life isn't the same without you. I hope to see you again when my time comes around.
My dog ate my wife’s Adderall. This event happened while my wife and I were at work; when my wife came home for lunch she found a normally excited 1 year old husky, zoned out staring at the wall while sitting on our couch like a tripping stoner. He would live after a night at the emergency vet and a $1500 veterinarian bill.
My two dogs, Stella and Sparky, are the reason I learned about the birds and the bees at an early age, what with how regularly they went at it. Sparky also had an unfortunate habit of getting stuck inside of Stella. The two then usually proceeded to freak the hell out about it. This was unpleasant for all parties involved, but especially for my dad, who had to disconnect them.
@shoop It's called knotting, they do that to have a higher chance of having offspring. Unfortunately, some dogs instinctively do this but somehow forgot how to undo it once they're finished. So they get stuck in the female's hole.
My granny had both male dogs, Alfie and Ollie, they also went at it quite a lot I remember me, my sister, auntie and two uncles walked into the living room and they were going right at it on the table in the middle of the room, I remember my aunt had to separate them with a pillow while me and my younger sister were dying of laughter
My dog, who was only like 7 months old when this happened, ate my dad’s edibles. We knew something was wrong because he is a lab, and they are ridiculously energetic as puppies, but he was utterly lethargic.
Due to sleeping on a couch for many years, I've developed the habit of sleeping completely motionless, and having to wake up in order to roll over in bed. One night, I woke up briefly to roll over, and my 90% asleep brain registered a noise. Being only awake enough to roll over, my brain went "Oh, it's raining, how soothing." A second later, it occurs to me that it was the middle of the summer and it hadn't rained in a week. Emergency button effectively punched, I shot up in bed, and I see my cat Katara pissing on the books in my bookcase. We made eye-contact, she shut off the stream, and bolted from the room at full speed. I had recently been reading a lot more, so my best guess is that this was done intentionally as a protest, but she didn't account for the possibility of me waking up and catching her, and she panicked.
@@wieldylattice3015 it's true tho!! Why did she never think of that? It's far easier than working out to sweat! I know why, because it's a kid cartoon. I will shut up now, because I love it too
@@TheTurdle that was before she learned the skill, it took the bloodbender episode for her to even consider it. Not entirely her fault, tbh. She still could've piss-bended, tho.
My dog, a black lab, is fond of lying down in the darkest areas of the house. She actually does this because when you step on her you immediately have to fuss her and give her cuddles and she loves the attention. The down side is she will lie at the top of the stairs in the dark and you cannot see her. How one of us hasn’t died yet is beyond me
@@tricksfollies9549 yesterday my dog got so excited to go for a walk that she put her foot in my dads shoe AS he was putting it on and she hurt her foot and acted like it was HIS fault lmaoo
My old dog was a black lab mix! She would do this too and I got really good at feeling around with my feet and knowing where she likes to sleep so I could step over her. My grandma was not so accustomed, however. I'm very grateful she did not trip and break a hip. It was actually pretty funny when she would kick her on accident. You would just hear a dog noise and then a Japanese lady saying "oh Sallie! Sorry! So sorry, Sallie!" in the middle of the night. Something about the purity of my grandma profusely apologizing to my dog was so cute.
@@salemccc awww That’s so sweet,my Nan was the exact opposite,she was like these animals are awfullll And said “well don’t sit in my seat,then.” (then secretly spoiled then and loved them to absolute death)
My little kitten (he’s about 5-6 weeks old, we rescued him from the outside) will NOT stop attacking everything he sees. He keeps dumping his food bowl and getting kitten food everywhere.
I was sick during a family party so I had to stay in a room with the cats. When my cousin came in to say hello, my one cat proceeded to try mauling his leg MULTIPLE TIMES. We had to put him in the closet whenever he came back.
When my cat, Ruby, was a kitten, she had a cold. She's always been very small, so as a kitten she was tiny. I had her on my chest and then I yawned. She stuck her little head in my mouth and I couldn't do anything but sit there. Then she sneezed. As I stated before, she had a cold. Didn't get sick though!
Having raised my rescued rabbit I am without without doubt his favourite person. However my niece (who is a toddler) likes to think she's his favourite person and is constantly keeping him company. I remember the day vividly. I came outside after being away from them for 5 minutes and they were upto of the garden. My rabbit saw me, got excited, proceeded to shit violently on my nieces new shoes and ditched her to run down the garden to me. I pissed myself laughing.
My eldest dog (seen here to the left) once ate putrid diarrhoea left by another dog in field then got home and threw it all up on my living room. In my entire life I've never seen anything as vile. She also took advantage of a dead flattened hedgehog, rolled all over it and got it stuck right in her coat. Had to peel that thing off with my actual hands 🤢 She shit in my daughter's laundry basket on the sly and didn't tell anyone. Worst thing is my daughter doesn't live at home any more so it wasn't until the day after I discovered the dried up colossal turd sat on top of clean clothes. She broke away from training as a youngster and chased after a rogue crisp packet caught in a gust of wind and kept going for over half a mile. She risked life and limb chasing an empty packet of "Skips" prawn cocktail crisps.
Super late, but my cat was diagnosed with cancer in December 2022. Since we knew he didn’t have long, we got him a kitten so he’d have a buddy during this rough time. It was great, until the kitten decided to jump on his head every morning and chase him around the house incessantly. We’d hear loud running, then a hiss, and kitten would come barreling down the stairs away from him. However, when she wasn’t around bothering him, he’d go looking for her, so I suspect that part of him loved the chase/being around her, as it kept him active and might’ve bought him a few months of life. He’s since passed on, but I hope he’s still watching over us, watching his annoying little sister grow up. RIP Mocha, you were the best boy.
Now I’m imagining being a kid dying of cancer and my parents deciding to have a new baby because they think I’d “like it.” Like 1. why would I want to play with a baby while I’m feeling sick, 2. it takes attention and time away from me, and 3. it would feel as if they were planning to replace me when I died 😂
My oldest childhood dog started really struggling with age and arthritis at about 14 years of age. We (very spontaneously) adopted antothr dog, and while young Sam was definitely the alpha of the house, he always stuck next to Bones and would frequently lick his ears or guard him from the scary outside. Bones actually started walking again and lived for about two more years.
My dog Daisy (big ass German Shepherd and Great Dane mix) who was trying to cuddle everyone on the couch simultaneously, causing her to lay on the remote and break our tv
I used to have a dog about seven years ago, she used to run upstairs, start chewing the corner of the wall, until it got to a point where she was literally eating part of the wall and left a giant chunk of it gone, and sometimes after she’d finished, she would run down the stairs as fast as she could, turn into the living room, and run head-first into the table.
I was five or six years old when this happens : As a kid, most of us likes to read stories from a kid's book right? I was doing that while my cat is on my lap facing the book i was reading. I dont know what triggers her, but she suddenly turns around to me and attacked me until my face looks like someone who got into a car accident. I was so confused i didn't feel pain. My parents panicked and rushed me to the hospital. Turns out i just simply accidentally squished my cat's toe
So when I was little our mom bought me and my sister a cute little male black kitty for Christmas (that we sadly had to give away months later since it was too much to take care of with us and the other cat) and I wanted to hold our current older cat to show them, and he rocked my shit UP. He’s gotten “nicer” now, but whenever he stares at me when I’m looking down at him I try to back away just in case that happens again
When I first got my two cats when I was in second grade, (I also have a black male cat) I didn't know how to hold him. So one time I had just like draped him over my shoulder right? Then my dad sneezed at such ungodly levels of dad sneezes and coco dug all of his front claws INTO my shoulder and used that as his base to jump off and escape to hide. The first time he came to sit on my lap, I was wearing pajamas that had short shorts. He was just standing on my lap when my dad, yet again, either coughed or sneezed so loudly, it scared Coco AGAIN and he AGAIN used his claws and my body as a jump start for a leap into hiding. Had a giant scratch from the upper mid of my thigh to my knee.
My cat mated with another cat in the middle of the living room during Christmas dinner. And then after he was done proceeded to climb onto the tree and made it fall down making all the ornaments smash into a million pieces, he was fine.
My cat brought a live snake in the house, and looked just as shocked as I was when it slithered away. It took me a half an hour while my mom held my younger brother standing in the couch frantic. Then, when I finally caught it, he snatched it out of my hands. He pranced around like HE caught it, and then it slithered out of his mouth and he was in shock. Cue another chase scene between me and a snake. He also left a dead mole on my bed
What kind of snake? If you know that is, i want to know of i should feel bad for laughing at this if it was dangerous, if you dont know you could describe it to me, i may know the species lol
@@-jupiter-3140 are you sure it was a garter snake? They secrete a foul musk for just this kind of occasion. It may have been a similar looking species.
you should’ve seen my face when it switched from “one time he peed on a baby, but the worst thing he’s ever done is leave me to face with world without him.” laughing turns to crying
My rabbit chewed through my fiber optic cable in one bite, had to call Verizon to replace the whole thing 🤦♀️ Also she chewed a hole in some couch cushions that can’t be flipped around to hide it (and the couch is pretty expensive). But at this point I know her habits, bunny proofed as much as I can, and give her plenty of toilet paper/paper towel cardboard tubes to chew on, so we haven’t had many further issues. Love her to bits :)
Most traumatizing: when I was a kid, my sister’s cat killed our gerbils in the middle of the night. Found out when I needed a midnight pee and discovered she had not only killed them, but placed my gerbil in front of my room and my sister’s in front of her room. I know she was just trying to feed us, and I loved her, but wtf Grossest: My new kitten decided a fresh dog poop (which my dad’s dachshund did out of spite) was the perfect thing to pounce on. This same cat grew up to take the smelliest shit in our new kitten’s litter box to welcome him to the family.
"wtf" the "fuck" is exactly what you described. a cat physically cannot understand that the gerbil was a pet, it was just food to it. you don't have to be appreciative of it, but you don't have to be confused either, especially when you already understand?
@@DarkShard5728 the "wtf" comes from the coincidence of her trying to feed us our own gerbils. She couldn't have known which one was mine and which one was my sister's
This story actually just happened yesterday. So what you need to know is that I have decided to take up sewing as a new hobby, so I keep needles and thread and all that on my desk in my room. The other day though I did an admittedly poor job of cleaning it up, and I guess one of my cats ate a long piece of thread. How we found out? Yesterday my mom and I were watching a TV show when this cat comes up demanding attention as always. I noticed this black thing sticking out of her butthole so I tell my mom. She proceeds to pull it out along with some poo that attached to the string as well. She still can't believe she did that.
One of my earliest pet memories was of a brown rabbit named Peanut. I was sitting on the couch when I heard scratching. I climbed up the back of the couch and looked behind it, and there she was, climbing over my dad's guitar cases (which he kept back there). I don't think she did any harm, but I thought it was funny seeing her back there. I guess it's easy to be amused when you're about 3 years old.
My cat used to get locked into our neighbors' barn like once a month. Every time I heard some faint desperate meows in our garden I knew I had to get him out of there again. It was such a frequent occurence that, at some point, our neighbors even told us where they hide their barn keys. Thankfully, after eight years, he seems to have learned his lesson. I fully expect to eat my words. I also have a tortoise who loves to bite people. He'll keep chasing after you, no matter how many times you move away. This can be pretty annoying but I admire his determination. He's managed to bite a piece out of my dad's shoe and my mom's ankle.
My pet loves to hunt. The usual stuff like leaves and birds can be brought in by him, but one time he just dragged in a dead duck. Not duckling, a fucking duck.
Mine took a shit on an ancient 12th century Saxon cross in our local graveyard - with wedding guests standing there waiting for the blushing bride to arrive. I kid you not. It was so deliberate as well, pretending like she was only having a sniff and casually working her way around til she was positioned perfectly against the stone face and had started before I could do anything to stop it. Had a sports horse that was superb in endurance and XC but scared of his own farts and would bunny hop to get away from them in a blind panic. The more he panicked, the more he farted and all you could do was get comfy and hear the echoes from tannoy guy announcing our shame 😂
So my mom went to the bathroom, leaving her freshly made ghost pepper quesadillas on the counter. My big dog Hunter and my cat Das promptly came into the kitchen, and working together they managed to take down the quesadillas and eat them both. Hunter just shat everywhere two minutes later and Das had heartburn, then threw up on Hunter and on multiple newly laid carpets. For the next 4 days.
My dog used to take the lid off of the butter container, eat all of the butter, and *put the lid back on.* we didn't suspect him for like a year, until we watched him, standing all the way up the shelf, eating the butter.
I think you should record him doing this, you could get a lot of views. Some of these stories require photographic/videographic evidence to be believed. _(No offense, I believe you, I'm just surprised that your dog is that clever to put the lid back on.)_
I honestly don’t think any of my pets throughout the years have done anything egregious…except forcing me to say goodbye. :,( that’s their biggest offense
It's so fun to read all these horrifying stories when I have two cats that are suspiciously well behaved. I have an old man (16 or so) and a random stray cat off the street. The worst thing either of them has done is miss the litterbox
strays are often really, really intelligent, as they lived life on the streets, so they understand that you give them a place to live, rather than them giving you the right to exist
My snake, Janus, wrapped himself around a WiFi cable, causing the WiFi connection to completely shut off, tried to get him to uncoil off said cable, wouldn't move, stayed there for 3 hours.
My cat died the day after college started while I was halfway across the country. She was an absolute nightmare sometimes, but I don't think I've ever cried harder than I did that night. Rest in peace, Shaharazad, I still love you.
I'm so sorry to hear that, losing a pet is never easy. I lost one of my dogs and my cat within 5 months of each other. Dog went downhill literally in the space of a couple of days then put down, and my cat was hit by a car. I'm still devastated about them both
Don't worry, Shahazarad probably resurrected using his 8 other lives being a nightmarish housecat for other people now Maybe one day you'll pass a cat. And unknown to you, that cat could've been Shahazarad's other lives
had two dogs for years now, until I added Freyja to the family. One time my parents could find holly anywhere in the house so they asked if i saw here which I didn't. SO my dad drives down the street to try and find her and i look behind the blinds to see if she's there. The window was on the floor in the bed room so she could get up there. She wasn't there. proceed me running around the neighbourhood crying at this point because she was my first dog i ever get for me. Came back to the house and i decide to look up to the window AND THE LITTLE SKANK IS BEHIND THE BLINDS IN THE FUCKING WINDOW. i run passed my sobbing mother grabbed the dog and ran downstairs, my mum turns around to see be with little holly in my arms. We just cried after I told her were i found her. We have no idea were she was the last time we saw her to me looking up at the window again, nobody could find out were she was during that time we thought she either ran away for got stolen.
I had to say goodbye to my cat last Monday. He has never done anything bad. He helped me through his 8 short years here. Him and his brother stopped me self harming. I miss him so much. We're burying his ashes tomorrow and we have got a white rose Bush as he liked to eat the dead leaves off the other rose Bush me have. Rip chip. I will always love you and thank him for all the times he has saved me from ending it.
This video was posted a year ago with 7K comments and ur comment was one of the first ones I saw (🤷♀️) First of all let me say, losing a pet is the same as losing a family member. Second of all, my daughter unalived herself 6 yrs ago and it ripped my family apart (with grief) I’m not gonna preach religion or anything of that shit to you but what I will say is, I’m just a random stranger commenting on ur comment but if at anytime you need to talk, day or night, I’m always around. I don’t know a thing about you but I do know this…you’re important. And loved. ❤
@@TeddyLovesAxl super wholesome reply! I’m another person with mental health struggles and reading things like this genuinely brightens my day. To all who are reading this, please take care.
We had two dwarf hamsters a few years ago. One dreaded day, we discovered that one of them had eaten the other, and the criminal died shortly after. We're never getting small pets again.
Hamsters are solitary animals that are also very territorial. They have a habit of fighting eachother to the death. A small animal more suited for being in groups would be the guinea pig.
@@francislee817 What kind of fish was the one that got all the food and what kind of fish were the ones that didn't get the food? Some fish are much faster than others
Similar thing happened to me a few years ago, except my dwarf hamster didnt eat the other one, they beat the shit out of the other one. It got so bad, the other one had to be given away, then died shortly after, the other one also died shortly after. I was like 4 or 5 so idk how i remember but I think its funny now when i think abt it. Traumatising though when i saw blood everywhere.
My parents' cat was a character. She chased her tail in circles, her breath stank all the time, and she never learned how to bury her "mess" in the litterbox (though she always used it correctly until her last few months, when she would pee wherever ahe pleased... including my dad's foot). Also, under NO circumstances could you leave bread where she could reach it. She would chew through plastic wrap or bags to take a few bites out of anything starchy. Croissants, bagels, cornbread, cookies, and casseroles all fell victim to her appetite. And once, she ate enough plastic to block her colon and cost us thousands of dollars in surgery to remove. I still miss you, Zinnia.
When I was little I really liked snails, so one day my mom got me this sea snail, I immediately fell in love with his stupid face and named him Shelly, we put it in the fishbowl with my brother's goldfish, couple days later both fish were dead and Shelly was having the meal of his life, for some reason no one questioned this and my parents bought my brother more goldfish, next day the fish were dead again, my parents bought more goldfish, same thing happened, and again, took us about 7 fish to realize that shelly was venomous, my parents returned him to the pet shop and I completely understood. I still like snails though
When Corona was a huge thing in our country and I was in quarantine, I had a online meeting for school. I did not know my cat had caught a BAT the night before, and the MOMENT I had to do my presentation, the bat came flying out of the curtains and started through the ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE. Thanks a lot, Charlie,
My rabbit chewed through at least 3 pairs of earphones and chewed up the molding in our tiny studio apartment. It was just her and me, and I miss her dearly. She was with me through some difficult times.
I remember just chilling in vc and my cat just started biting me, like I did nothing, and she just chose violence Edit: she doesn't bite me until provoked, but yea this thing happened only once
My cat was sitting on my lap once and she looked at me directly in the eye and then scratched my face. She then jumped off my lap, bit my leg and then ran off…
We've had three dogs. Haggis, our first, pissed on my dad while out on a walk. Daisy once ate my glasses and four bars of soap - not all at the same time. Hartree, our current dog, is an angel, but when she was a puppy she would engage in stealth-pissing. That is, she would piss in places you wouldn't think to check, like bath mat or under the dining room table
My old dog charlie ate my glasses too (twice.). and the WOODEN dining table and she slept on the table when we weren’t there and she ran away one time and she swam in a little pond with ducks we lured her back with bologna and our other dog My dog luna ate all the trash my dog penelope ate it with luna my dog Prince peed on the kitchen rug and puked on my bed then proceeded to eat it. and ate my school book under my bed. and luna and prince humped other dogs and stuffed animals and my cat mama cat she would take bread off the counter and we’d wake up with bread all over the stairs and there is WAY to much to say
In the span of one night, my cat was able to pee in two bins full of legos, shit in a potted plant and on the new rug, vomit in almost every room of the house, and completely destroy the frame of a bedroom door. All of this because one of my siblings decided to sleep on the couch that the cat claimed to be his.
My cat once got so scared that she ran upstairs while pissing all over the hardwood floors and rugs with a tail bigger than a YETI water bottle. My other cat ate an entire cob of corn, broccoli, and multiple sticks.
as someone who's dog died really recently, this video made me laugh, and the end made me tear up a bit (in a good way). i miss you, Cole. You were best fluffy boy i could have asked for
after seeing this, I have an idea for a great video you could make: a multiple choice guess-what-the-question-was after we have only seen the answer. for example, you show us the response "he shit on the roof, no idea how", then provide a few possible questions like "what have your siblings done that left you dumbfounded" or "what's the worst thing your pet has done" then we have to guess the correct question. call it A&Q or somthing.
The weirdest thing I've ever had to say to one of my rabbits was "Creamsicle, please do not lick the bug guts out of the carpet." Which she then proceeded to do, gleefully.
When I was a kid, my dog Ruby once tried to drink water from under the Christmas tree… and brought down the whole tree She chose not to go near the tree on later years
I remember, my teacher at my school told me about the time her dog killed one of her neighbor’s cat. What made it worse was the fact that the cat that was killed was owned by an elderly man, who’s grandson had just died like a few weeks prior, and that the cat was one of many kittens. RIP Unidentifiable Cat. ❤️❤️❤️
Ever had a hamster thats an escape artist....He escaped his cage[Twice] The first was with a guinea pig and a box, The second time, he chewed his way out, Climbed down his Tower of Boxes of items that held his cage at the top, and started trying to chew his way out through the wall. We duct tapped his cage afterwards and now have missing wall shavings on the wall. Note:We had to give away our pets cause of our allergies. But we never got rid of the hamster....We were too scared to give him to anyone knowing what would happen. I'M TELLING YOU MAN HE AINT NO HAMSTER THATS A MAN DRESSED AS A HAMSTER-
List of things my cat has eaten: -His own poop -Half his cat litter box -Underwear -Cat litter -A small blanket -Some water that had the insides of it frozen for a whole week -A plate -My old 3DS -Dirt -A very tiny bit of pills for god knows why -Two whole couch cushions -Half a Christmas tree -The wrapping of my brother’s Christmas present. The day before Christmas. -My poop What doesn’t he eat? -About 10 types of cat food -About 30 types of cat treats
my cat ate a christmas light off our tree. we took him to the vet to get an x-ray and possible surgery to remove it. turns out he didn’t eat the light, but instead he hid it in my room and wasted a ton of our money on that x-ray.
My mom used to live on a farm and a baby cyote got caught in her dad's trap. They raised it as their pet as if she were a dog. They named her Foxy and she was apperantly a good girl. But she was very protective of her house and her family. My mom's uncle came over to visit, and since he was new to Foxy, she bit his crotch, as if she were some sort of attack dog protecting her evil overlord. Edit: OMG IM FAMOUS
I faintly remember a childhood experience of mine when I still required a highchair to eat. My dad had heated up some pizza for me to eat, and as I picked it up to take a bite, I must have dropped it on the floor. Turns out, my cat, Millie, a tortoise-shell calico with a hankering for cheese, darted out of the basement at full speed, snatched my piece of pizza, and dragged it back down to the basement. I still remember the poignant anger and sadness I felt as I wailed at my lost meal, while my dad stood there laughing his ass off.
My dear Pucci (male cat, 10) waited for me and his cat sister to go to the vet to gorge on everyone’s food only to release himself on the new duvet. Cleaning was a nightmare and he looked so satisfied
My sister was visiting like she usually does (big age gap; she's got a house and two tween kids and I only just graduated college) She's excited to see our adorable adhd corgi like she usually is. She picks him up smiling, and he excite-pisses right into her mouth. It was horrendous, but my brain decided to laugh since it wasn't me.
You just reminded me, I used to have a Pomeranian that was just scared of everything. I took her to the vet one day and I was holding her in my arms to try to soothe her. A little girl walks up and asks if she could pet the dog, to which said dog replies by pissing all over me. I looked at the girl and said "I don't think that would be a good idea" as this dog continued to drench my shirt
About 12 years ago, my mom was going to cook steak for dinner. Got it out to let it thaw, but the dog stole it while she wasn’t looking. We looked all over the house for the missing steak for about 30 minutes before I finally found it in buried in the sock basket, unharmed. Rest In Peace, Corrie. I’m glad we got to spend 13 years with you.
My cat ate my mom's divorce decree. The cat's nickname is hazard because of similar incidents and the tendency of somehow tripping everyone in the house.
