Every Californians Ever (Part 1 of 2) 

Based on your name, I’m pretty sure that you’re 21 Jump Streeting with your partner John Nottacop.

I've seen your comments on 2 snl sketches today lol

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If you take the 5 far enough south, you will eventually hit the beach, but you’ll be in Orange County, past Long Beach.

born in san diego-BEST COMMENT EEEVVVUUUUUUHHHHHRRR!!!!

THAT'S ALMOST LAAAHNG BEACH MAYN!!!

I Know right lol its so fucking hilarious lol

Continue driving until you can't take it anymore...🤭

@SuiGen3ris - yaasssssss

That's such a traffic jam. You might as well take Lincoln to the car wash, make a left on Venice until you get to the Fatburger, then take the 405 down to La Cienenga, and then make a right before the Carl's Jr.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just had a conversation with a friend about whether to take the 101 to his place or the 170 to the 5 to the 118 and had a debate on whether the traffic on the 101 was bad enough during that time of the day to justify the 7 miles extra of the latter route. Yeah... traffic and routes are a common discussion here.

You didn’t meet any native LA people 😂

amyazang!

yest it is and, yes it is🙃

@@thomassmart4088 i saw your comment just as she said that!

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Lollllllllllll!!÷ Imma nj native who lived in LA for 12 yrs ...i only got a tASTE of driving in alllll that traffic during the day wen i first moved there. Then i switched up my days for nites and so driving after 10 pm anywhere is sooooooo much easier if u wanna not rip out your hair livin in LA

you dont have a husband

Terese Durand Fuck the Bay Area.

This skit is so stupid it's funny

“That sonds so good. I’ll bring some Califounia graaps for us to shaa.”

@ Kam B. - I don't speak Californian, could you please be translating?

tecums3h “What are you doing here?”

@@kaylaburrell4637 Hey! I'm not there but......how do you know where I live!?

Nice work

They do! I'm lifelong Napa valley to San Diego. It's all true

Aye schaad geddaaddaheeeeer!

Make it ! :)

Oh my GOD, me too. Desperately.

That would be amahhzang. Tootally amahhzang.

That's such a good idea!

I agree. Especially with Hader almost losing it entirely behind her. I love the meta humor of it all. It’s such a ridiculous skit and the accents are so funny.

When Mick Jagger looked him in the eye and said “Stuart” had me dead.

@@Sohrin305 i want to understand this! why is it meta lol?

Are you crazy?

Jahhmed

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From the 10 all the way to the 505? Nooh wehh

Hilarious 😆

That’s awesome 😂

Us too 😂

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Fred said "What are you doin here" with a normal voice during reads and rehearsal. When it came to do the actual sketch he delivers "Whadrruuuuuduinhere" in that way for the first time " Hader did not know and could barely hold it.

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Agreed. I also feel the same with Kristin Wiigs character; especially when she says, “amazing.” Those two are hilarious in these sketches.

@Love bruh get that negativity outta here

@Love OOOHWHOOOATUROUUU DOIN HEREE????

No they just lost their myinds

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Burr Anderson - I’m surprised you didn’t correct any of my spelling mistakes...

@Burr Anderson Or how about you just get on the 5, go up to Magic Mountain, get on Riddler’s Revenge and never get off!

I said get in the on ramp to the 405 and get outta here, lmfao.

Does it ever get tiring talking directions so much?

I’m in Maryland so I can’t talk about the accuracy of direction giving, but definitely love these skits. Reading other Californian comments sounds like the directions is very accurate.

Is it based on any real soaps like 90210?

I'm Italian and I'm learning, here hahaha

Obviously you've never seen Adam sandler try not to lose it when Chris Farley is being Chris Farley

@@lego4271 they're both funny

Nah, Larry David losing it completely in rehearsals is funnier.

whats great is hes the writer of the skit... but others make him break some times ... its so funny watching the cast trying to keep it together while giving driving directions... lol..

Have you seen the dress rehearsal, where Armisen surprised everyone with that now-classic twisted-up calisthenic of a "eeewwwatar yeeewww doing here" for the first time? Try searching "snl californians rehearsal". It's beautiful!

Mullaney's Stefan gags also caused them. Weirdly I find his breaks endearing whereas Fallon's always seemed intetional.

And Mulaney was also intentionally trying to break him! Everyone was gunning for him. Bill's corpsing is funny because he's desperately trying to control himself. Jimmy Fallon's laughter always seemed like he just didn't give a shit.

@@seaport7421 I thought it seemed more like Fallon's breaks were originally accidental, but over time he switched and was trying to make breaking part of his persona.

The difference is that jimmy just leaned into it, whereas hader *hated* breaking

@@greebler_elf I think you got it exactly! I feel like Jimmy might have been able to get out of the habit if he tried back in the day, now it's part of his persona. For Bill it's more like a flaw he's constantly fighting and I just want to give him a hug as I laugh myself to tears 😂

You're moving *to* California? Good luck man. I escaped . Never looking back.

Ur right noone should come here ever. For gods sakes i hopenpeople stop moving here ​@@shawncarter7188

It’s nothing like Greensboro 😉

@@createyourworld365 Thank God!

​@@shawncarter7188I live in Northern California. It's paradise. I'll never leave or live in a red state. Stifling.

No , it is from natives who find this snotty and inaccurate.

Perhaps

Norm Ellison I don’t think people watch snl skits because of their accuracy

@@fatimacabrera8659 Humor should be based on certain amount of truth . Thing is as a California native third generation I am sick of stereotypes that mostly exist in the minds of outsiders.

Norm Ellison a lot of humor is exaggerated and that’s why people find it funny. But I’m no one to say what all humor has to be.

LOL!

Joe Rogan sure do be a dumb

The midwest has the most clear and concise way of speaking.

@@TheDw3a being from the Midwest, I'm pretty sure all of us who could get out, went to California or Colorado lol

@@jordaneggerman4734- Had my first education about the midwest (Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, & Wisconsin at least) when I worked in Colorado one ski season. That's where I learned that Michigan & Wisconsin people explain where they are from by showing you their hand. And they had a funny accent and used different vocabulary.

Lmfao yea she is I love when she did the skit with Chris Farley and David spade😂

@@just2vicious466 Farley broke everybody though. Lol.

She’s a native Californian born in LA. Safe to say there’s some truth to the stereotype 😂

She's a pro. She was awesome in Married With Children

Can we get a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?

I always thought they were making fun of Laguna Beach (the tv show)

@@wombatcube That's part of it, but talking about streets and highways like they do in the sketches is a very Los Angeles thing. It's not even a southern California thing, it's specifically just the LA metro area.

Billy Everyteen i feel like it's also in OC as well though, i'm from there and still sound like this even though i moved away years ago lmfao

@@wombatcube- In LA (west of Downtown) from almost Long Beach up into The (San Fernando) Valley, whenever people arrive to a location, especially if they are late, they proceed to tell the person they meet the route they took and frequently that other person then responds with an alternate route that would have been faster (in their mind). Also, if someone says "I've gotta go, because I have to drive to _______.", they will be asked which route that they are planning to take and then, if that is not the best route in someone else's mind, they will then suggest an alternate route. It also occurs between people who have seniority in LA vs people who are new. In 2007 I had a friend call me via Skype from LA... I was living on another continent, but had lived in LA a number of years, and he was asking me for suggestions on which route to take to get to the meeting he was going to. It is soooooo LA/SoCal.

It’s a real thing in L.A. It’s like talking about the weather anywhere else. It’s just something to talk about. When you live and commute in L.A. and spend 2-5 hours of every day in traffic, it ends up being a big part of your life lol

True, Im in Aus, caught up with an LA friend in LA and this happened.

My family is from California. And it truly is! My uncle called my dad at one point and started giving directions on the phone to my dad and he just started laughing because it reminded him of this.

It's so dead on accurate.

But why? 🤔

Yo foreal

And it’s the same chair with different accessories!

It’s so true though, lol. Every piece of furniture has either a story or brand attached.

@@cardfavoritesandsuch4887 yea my grandparents always have to mention their chinese handcrafted furniture

"The Balloon Basket made of California rattan"

"Neutral tone fruitwood chairs"

That's amyazang! I bet you fit right in, after you arrived at the airport, took the 405 to the 10 and took that all the way to your destination.

WHy

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OMG! That’s so funny!!!

@@alexwork4829 whatryoudoinghere, you want to take sepulveda North until you see pho#536 on the right, then you take a left and go forever

It’s mostly poking fun at Southern Californians 😂

N California is so much better. I miss it. Except, I do like San Diego, but I'm getting tired of LA. Stayin here for school and then going to go south or back north

Noone is this damn vapid in N Ca.😂

Was the toast gluten free :D

@@suzane3751 Actually, yes!

Was the avocado carbohydrate free?

You should vote for some leaders who can guarantee your water supply. Like, 900 miles of coastline, and you're running out of water?? Friggen' joke to us Texans.

@@norrismantooth3 Apparently education is a joke too, if you are an example. Do you think that your drinking water is coming from the Gulf?

I definitely would be offended if this was said to me. Do you know how horrible the 405 is?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously it's the worst. 😂 😂

Oh I love you guys lol! I’m in Kansas so I don’t get these highways lmao

@@Mandapanda. The 405 is only a regional interstate. It branches off from I-5 in centralish LA County, only to merge back like 100-150 miles later in southern Orange County. It sort of parallels I-5 and the Pacific Coast Highway (CA-1), running between them.

The 101 is pretty bad too

Just like Sandler, and Farley were mine.

​@thelegendinhisownmind7038 you had the best. Cause not only did you have them but you had Spade and Norm Macdonald. I started watching in 07.

ooooooOOOOOOOUUUUUDURYUODYUINGHYÁURH????

"Think u should just go home Devin"

I just ordered this T-shirt. I can't wait to show it to my Californian friends:) www.amazon.com/dp/B08PFXSJPV

Makes you guys look like a bunch of dumb cunts

As a native Californian and Angeleno, I also approve of this documentary series.

Right? It’s perfect!

Or “lack o’ “ culture ??” 😂😂. ( sorry). ❤ ☀️🤣 🚗 🚗 🚙

If you make a wrong turn, will it say “eeeuwhatreyoudoinghere?”

I love how he said go home now.

"You've arrived at your destination, where you belahng!"

He's the best one IMO

Brilliant

TheLAKERSareGodsTeam or Starbucks haha

@@spitwaste1606 Bullshit. Starbucks is from Seattle. Fuck them.

In n Out sucks tho

@Jan Michael Vincent Maybe it's like that in California, but not Texas

@@farhan022692 Yee yeeee Whataburger is where it's at

LOL!!!!!!

Like, like to Vyenturra?

Lol

It’s the exact same on the 405 near Seattle, LOL

I once spent 3 hours stuck on the 405, I was going from NoHo to Malibu and it was summertime. Ended up with a leg cramp and haven't been back since, that was 10 years ago.

ooooooooWhet er yewwdoinher?!

Weeerrr wwaatching daaahh Caahlifouhrniaanns , part wohn ! Woohnnderrring wares part too ...

Rougarou lmao my fave part 😂😂😂

Lol, I don't get the looking in the mirror part. Please enlighten me

​@@NovScrp We Californians are thought to be attractive and obsessed with our appearance.

@ksjprincess ok, wow! Thank you. That makes sense! Now I understand my sister out there in CA. She does that!

I thought it was more a spoof of cheesy US daytime soaps - they often have ridiculous closing shots, like someone gazing into a mirror pensively with a troubled expression on their face 😂

KC Baker 🤣 I hate you so much. I know exactly what you talking about.

Tell me why I was also thinking about this

In cam

Yup either take the Carmen or Los Posas exits. Sex check out Edwards Theater while around this area.

Found the 6 real californians watching a RU-vid video about Californians. They commented on the directions (not *hey we dont talk like that* )

@Andrew Don lol you copied this comment from someone else

I think he meant until the 405 ends which it's the I-5

@@poltronafrau the 4 idiots that liked his comment and I see the original right below main comment 😂

She's my favorite part of these, but it's close. Her playing "Brad, the male gard-ner..." cracks me up every single time, without fail. Also the way the says "Marina del Rey". I've lived in southern CA almost my entire life & have met dozens, if not hundreds of people who are basically the real life version of her character. It's obviously way over the top, but also somehow hilariously accurate.

Wiig was literally why I watched SNL for seven yrs straight lol

my daily drive is through downtown on the 110S, and get off on Olympic. everyday is traffic, at every moment. i sometimes drive through los Feliz and then to Colorado. this is my life... every day

NEWSFLASH ::: lala land weirdos ain't the whole state y'all hella fuckin weird another reason to hate the dodgers watching this bulllshit

@@babyg9091 Hey you misspelled "I have an inferiority complex because LA, where I'm obviously not from, is always the topic of conversation when Cali comes up."

@@tahneeeubanks1412 deadass laughing all LA/whole country saying HELLA because the bay EVERYTHING y'all say everything you wear EVERYTHING period try to be like us im crying laughing at how you misspelled I WISH I WAS AS DOPE AS FRISCO FOLKS BUT IM JUST KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER WILL BE 🤣🤣🤣

@@babyg9091 Why don't you take the 405 to Balboa, make a left, go past Reseda and gethteheallouttahere.

Same here!

Agreed

That and the recurring jokes are all that is funny about this sketch. It's so bad you can't look away. I love this sketch.

Curtis Arrington agreed!

wAit, Hooooow do you kNow ThaT?

Wait, is there a non bloopers version of this?

No one asked you Devon.

Facts

+164 beers for this man. And...whatever his like count is after this.

I'd go even further and say it was the best cast the show has ever had

@@tmac8892 Nobody asked you to respond.

Richard Thompson and the EUUHHHHHGG in as many as possible

Wheuryu’uingair?

Hey.....both of you...... Wwwwwwwwwuatarrryoudoingeeerr? 😂😉

@Yeetus Diabetus 😂😂 just get on the ten and take the 405 until you can't take it anymore 😂

I think I should too because I am so homesick. I now live in Texas. Texas?

😭😭😭😭😭 my favorite line

A hockey fan. Finally. But... wwwwwwwuatarrudiongggerrr?

It's the music and mirror gazing 😂😂😂

Me too. 😂

Jamal The Noble Nerd You won comment of the day. 😂

Samedt

Was that Mick Jagger playing the father?😮

I know right. I'm from Oklahoma and I can't get enough of it

You must not be from California

Its obvious what the premise is?

@@sirprince9734 be nice and speak simple so the Okies can understand

@@sirprince9734 What is the premise?

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Jeden DwaTrzy Mine too but it's even better when he laughs. 😂

They are trying so hard not to crack up.

I just love these. I grew up around this. Makes me homesick.

Shirley Rombough it’s Fred Armisen that cracks people up. You can see people struggling to keep it in every time Fred talks. It’s hilarious.

@Samara Hamilton It's like totally the thing to do.

Your so cool 👍

LOL! So how do they give directions in Florida?

@@V.E.R.O. In Florida they don't use "the" before the highway number, and instead use "interstate or highway" and they tell directions based upon the "turnpikes."

@@user-pv9my4gl9w Interesting, I lived on the East Coast for 4 years and never noticed lmao! I don't remember if I used "the" back then, I probably didn't cause I learned to drive in Puerto Rico. The only highway I remember from the East Coast is I-95.

Im Californian and I can hardly understand this

@@miathapapaya 😂😂😂😂😂 killed it

John K I can see that your English classes as a second language is going well. You can already write a whole se sentence. Keep it up

@@miathapapaya I live in LA and this all seems normal to meh bruh.

English with a inebriated accent that is...

Trueeee the big ass mouth gives it away!

Wait I can’t actually tell if it it’s him or John Mulaney with make up.

And sounds like he could be John Mulaney's brother.

Dan Bell NOT FUNNAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Mick looks good though

Lol 😂 🏙🛣🛤🛣🛤🛣🛣🏘🏗🎭💃🏻🕺🏻🛋🎆🎇

I tell young people all the time that studying Geography in school is important. So you want have any problems knowing where you're at and how you got there.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

This is hilarious!

Omg that is so funny! Hahaha “to look for somewhere to see your reflection why california’s do that though i do that myself but im pacific islander 🤣

Seriously.... omg

Except it doesn't really capture just how much we talk about our roads, freeways, avocados, and Mexican blankets.

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As a Californian this is pretty accurate at least for SoCal lol

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Your comments funnier😂😂😂

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*devon

@John Barber no you cant change Kate move on

It kind of was! If I remember, when these sketches were new, they were a play on The OC.

No, they're spot on. They make it sound easier than it is to drive though. In l.a. you've got to be defensively aggressive.

@hi! I meant the directions they give are right cause I follow them. It's the accent that we don't use, that "valley girl" twang. But yeah, we interperse the occasional "dude" and of course "the" before naming a freeway. There's so much that's funny about "the Californians:" everybody has the same shade of honey-blond hair, the mirror to express vanity, check out Jeremy Renner's bounce walk to the "Californian rattan chairs."

i was ike is thet old John Mulaney

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Which one is Mick Jagger?

"I'll bring some California grops for us to shar." 🤣🤣🤣🍇

Her accent is the most accurate of anyone, by far.

@@dazem8 lmfaaaoooo

"At this time of daaa? It's gonna be jaaaamed! Are you crazaaaa?"

Hers was the best and most accurate, along with the girl playing Mick Jagger’s wife

SNL is great! Guarantee you’re a right winger. The right can’t do comedy

I learned all I know about chairs right here 😆

Love this too.

This Sequoia seating arrangement!!! haahaha

In my house, we just say have a seat. I guess one needs to be super rich to describe the furniture that is to be used for plopping one's butt.

Notice it’s a running gag they’re different every episode

@Franklin Franklinson True im an east coaster and my GF's is from CA. So when we were in CA, i was like "hey lets go to the Getty museum" and she came out with the whole plan of action on what roads to take etc. It just made me crack up n think of this clip. As an east coaster i was thinking we would just get the tickets and go lol.

Yup for the most part we do, it’s just our way of life 😆

wannabe rocker So true

@@wannaberocker331 It's getting bad in San Diego as well- no where near LA but getting bad with traffic. We have to base every single thing we do on the traffic. It sucks. This wanna be accent is so off-

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING PACKED EVERYWHERE

Move to LA and u can live it

Two-whoa-tall-y

@@lastnamefirst4035 great idea

me too!

I was looking for the real show Cs I thought it was parody lol how despo

That would be nice as it would have to use a different network most likely since Soap Net is gone

Yeah, fingers crossed for Hader hosting again. Especially since Barry season 3 isn't airing for like another year and I miss him already.

AND maybe "Stefon" will make an appearance on Weekend Update. ;)

@@01FozzyS maybe? Everyone who buys a ticket expects to see Bill dressed like a party monster and laugh at his own jokes

Omg yes!!!! That would be amazing!

Rechu Yeah they really do in LA! I’m from the Bay and noticed this when I met my sister’s LA friends lol

@@CamilaSaurus i cant believe i never thought about it lmfao

Rechu then explain to me how you fuckers come to kauai with one Hwy and u get lost all the time 😈😈🖕🏼

LaughingSaint -Well greetings to you, from Southern California 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻. P.S. you don’t exactly look as if you are a native Hawaiian either.

@@LaughingSaint66 idk Ive only ever been to Maui when I was like 10 lol

He's great and so is Fred, Kristen, Vanessa. Top cast, in a delightfully droll bit.

Yeah, it's obvious; everyone did tho